Cash, Joel, and the Freebird are back with Niki for another episode of Everything is Awful and Nothing is Good. There's a lot of talk about buttholes and jizz during this episode, so strap in/on and enjoy!

In this episode, a massage parlor in Parkersburg got busted for giving happy endings, an adorable little mother harasses college students trying to find a date for her son, Eric Porterfield is a piece of shit, a guy wants to sue his parents for giving birth to him, and a stoner meets a goddamn tiger!

We also play "Would You Rather?" and that shit gets ridiculous!