On this episode, we celebrate two special occasions: Kirk's "Double Golden Platinum" birthday AND the one-year anniversary of the show! We also chat about Meat Loaf (and other recent celebrity deaths), dealing with life's hardships by creating

Episode 29: Merry Kirkmas

Dec 24th, 2021 1h 33m

We're back! This week, we talk a little bit about our unexpected hiatus, our plans for season two of the podcast, irrational impulses, terrible "heroes" of the bible, our Christmas traditions, and much more. We also dust off the ol' Wheel of Ha

Episode 28: A Stable Diet

Aug 30th, 2021 1h 39m

This week, we basically just talk about horses and food. Kirk kicks it off with a homemade Atlantic Beach Pie and then it's horses, food cravings, horses, cannibalism, horses (as food); then we spin the wheel and go off on pyramid schemes; a br

Episode 27: Abracadabra

Aug 20th, 2021 1h 34m

This week, we chat about our favorite pies (including one so good it can convert satan), deodorant, world's longest pee, Gordon Ramsay's scrambled eggs, Snoop Dogg, theory of mind and pets, and more on the topic of success versus failure. We al

Episode 26: Poultry In Motion

Aug 6th, 2021 1h 33m

This week, we chat about showtunes (love em or hate em?), how fear of change can hold us back from success, imposter syndrome, The Four Agreements, and socialism, among other things. We also give the Wheel of Hate a spin so Kirk can rant about

Episode 25: The Blessed Scritcher

Jul 30th, 2021 1h 25m

This week, we celebrate our 25th episode and sixth-month poddy-versary with a special guest to help us address something that happened in Kirk's past. Will he be able to bury the hatchet, or will it just make things worse? The suspense! We also

Episode 24: A Star is Barn

Jul 23rd, 2021 1h 25m

This week, Billy and Holly get to try Nicoletta's for the first time... and loved it. We also talk about Kirk's life lessons from playing tennis, flexing mental muscles, how we measure success, Smooth My Balls, and attack goats. We also spin th

Episode 23: How to Say Pistachio

Jul 16th, 2021 1h 29m

This week, we talk about throwing frisbees, going to the mall, ninja Kirk, contranyms, pubs and publicans, pronouncing pistachio, camouflage, and yoni steaming. We also give the ol' Wheel of Hate a spin so Kirk can expose the pseudo-authentic I

Episode 22: Good Guy with Bad Opinions

Jul 9th, 2021 1h 30m

This week, we talk about fanny packs, ridiculous phone scams/solicitors, Little Debbie's blue waffle, Kirk becoming famous in Clarksville, and vicarious travel. We also spin the wheel and it lands on our most contentious topic yet: Aldi. Kirk a

Episode 21: 'Murica

Jul 2nd, 2021 1h 23m

This week, Holly is back and Kirk taunts us with Utica tomato pie AND housemade molasses cookies from Nicoletta's Catering. We also chat about drinking NASA filtered urine, being terrorized by frogs, making jewelry from kidney stones as a troph

Episode 20: Law of Urination

Jun 25th, 2021 1h 20m

This week, Holly takes a break from the show, but friend/fan Pamela drops by the podcast for an impromptu visit. We get to know a little more about her, and also chat about Atlantic Beach Pie, the intriguing life of Nicholas Nicoletta, the Law

Episode 19: Troll Game

Jun 18th, 2021 1h 17m

This week, Kirk continues to taunt us with treats from Nicoletta's Catering, because he's a ruthless troll. We chat about Kirk and Amberly's 10-year rivalry, Billy and Holly's 18-year wedding anniversary, growing up with video games, finding ma

Bonus

Episode 18-2: Remember the Alamo

Jun 11th, 2021 48m 37s

This week, we wrap up Episode 18 with Part 2 and include a behind-the-scenes conversation we never intended to air where we talked about cannolis, sucking the life out of pickles, penis gourds, how industrialized food is destroying the planet,

Episode 18-1: A Shot to the B-Hole

Jun 4th, 2021 1h 24m

This week, we share stories of embarrassing doctor's appointments, our own as well as a few submitted by some of our listeners. We also talk about our experiences working in the restaurant industry, and Kirk confirms a long-held suspicion about

Episode 17: Just Say No

May 28th, 2021 1h 17m

This week, we share stories of times we said NO, our own as well as a few submitted by some of our listeners. We also talk about our tastes in music (including absurd parental influences), giving blood, the beginning of summer, peeing on plants

Episode 16: Reincarnated as a Toilet

May 21st, 2021 1h 17m

This week, we share stories of strangers performing random acts of kindness, our own as well as a few submitted by some of our listeners. We also talk about bad haircuts, Peter Monn, getting back to normalcy post-vax, and Kirk flips his shit on

Episode 15: Stale Platitudes

May 14th, 2021 1h 10m

This week, we share stories of things we've broken, our own as well as a few submitted by some of our listeners. We also talk about Holly's feet, cougar fetishes, Kintsugi - the Japanese art of golden joinery, and Kirk goes to task on stale pla

Episode 14: Sweet Potato Fries

May 7th, 2021 1h 8m

This week, we contemplate reincarnation - including the moral implications of coming back as Holly. We also talk about Sloan luck (it's a thing), where we'd move if we expatriated, and the Wheel of Hate finally lands on Kirk's long-standing nem

Episode 13: Hot Poop

Apr 30th, 2021 1h 28m

It's not as bad as it sounds, but for some unforeseen reason, the subject of poop comes up a lot in this episode. Weird. We also talk about amusement parks, buffet food poisoning, Ellen G. White, and weird jobs we've had - with a few stories fr

Episode 12: Make Me a Sammich

Apr 23rd, 2021 1h 23m

This week's episode was basically hijacked by sandwiches. I mean, we talked about a couple of other things, too, but mostly sandwiches. Yep, that's right. We made a whole episode about sandwiches. On accident. This episode also features our fir

Episode 11: Sleeping Woody

Apr 16th, 2021 1h 7m

This week we talk about Brad's tongue, connective people, stuff we've bought used, and Kirk (sorta) rants about wasabi. Honestly, this might be our most boring episode ever, but give it a listen anyway! We'd also like to hear from you - tell us

Episode 10: Llama-natrix

Apr 9th, 2021 1h 13m

This week, as if our previous Wheel of Hate segment weren't enough, the show gets dominated by llamas (llama-nated?)... again. We also talk about what we're grateful for this week, koalas, Australia, colonizing Mars, and we give the Wheel of Ha

Episode 9: Fake It Till You Make It

Apr 2nd, 2021 1h 18m

This week, Kirk nearly drowns himself during the recording session (no, really). We also talk about gratitude, Holly's recent health issues, the power of the placebo effect, self love, and we introduce The Wheel of Hate and give it a spin. Join

Episode 8: Ch-Ch-Changes

Mar 22nd, 2021 1h 16m

We missed you last week! We're still getting through some technical issues so we apologize for the audio quality, but we couldn't go another week without dropping an episode. This week we cover some of our favorite musicians - from John Lennon

Episode 7: Inner Retrospect

Mar 8th, 2021 57m 53s

In this episode, we chat about our childhood experiences that continue to inform our decisions and behaviors well into adulthood - everything from creamed potatoes and ear aches to nursing homes and... murder. Oh yes, it gets real interesting,