Jeff has abandoned Cricket and The Farmer, leaving them to their own devices. The Farmer’s experiment has a twenty-percent success rate. A long lost listener contributes one of the most def poems yet. The Farmer provides insights into why Jeff left, and why Cricket is so antagonistic toward him.

We realize too late that we had to find our own segue sound effects.

Topics include: Punk Rock Covers, Pant Length, Racism, Speciesism, The Gong Show, and Guns.