It's been teased, incessantly, for the duration of the show. It's a strange choice for semi-finale. It's not fit for human ears. It's the Lost Episode at long last, left unedited to preserve its integrity and temporal veracity! 

Compare and contrast our former lethargic tones and lack of repartee! Doze in awe at Jeff's flattened, low energy affect! Marvel in wonderment at Cricket's henceforth-absent encyclopedic knowledge! Why and how did this all change? Only the podcast itself knows.

Plus, in a bizarre bout of synchronicity, Jeff's past self corrects his future self's inaccuracies about the Bahá'í calendar.

We rank the religions.

Topics include: The Adventure of the Spiteful Author, DNA Hoarding, Post-Religious Ethical Codes, and Guns.