0:00

But I always liked calling you shoon because

0:02

I feel about nicknames when

0:04

I love someone that, oh I'm

0:06

on the inside, I have the inside

0:08

scoop. If you love him and you're in, you're

0:11

in. If you're in the cool kids group,

0:13

you get to call him shoon. Right, But

0:16

you created your own nickname, and all of a

0:18

sudden I became Chocolate Bear, Sea

0:21

Bear Sea Bear. Does anyone else

0:23

from Bear? Does anyone else from Scrubs

0:26

ever call you shoon? Did

0:28

anyone else? Yeah? Bill does? Bill

0:30

Lawrence calls your shoon? Yeah. I

0:32

can't picture Sarah ever saying shoon? No,

0:35

but Bill, Bill, to this day still does

0:37

well. You know, you and Bill probably have spent more

0:40

time with my family than anyone else in the cast,

0:42

you know what I mean. And I remember when you, you and your

0:44

brothers set up a little sound studio in your house

0:46

once and you called it audio.

0:49

What did you call it? Audio? Shoot? Audio shoon? Audio

0:51

shoon? I bet you wish you had that audio booth

0:53

right now, I do wish I had that audio.

0:56

I do. That would be awesome, That

0:58

would be awesome audio shoon. Anyway

1:00

we should get it to do? Did you count us in? Donald

1:03

that you did see. Here's

1:05

some stories about

1:07

shore we made about

1:10

a bunch of docs and nurses and stories.

1:19

So get around you here, yeat

1:22

around you here.

1:29

You know we're getting a lot of love on our theme song. And

1:31

oh, before we forget, would you mind

1:34

just laying down the MMM because

1:37

we never got it and I think the song

1:39

at the very end should have you doing

1:41

that. So well, we gotta get the key

1:43

and all of that stuff and could do

1:45

a temporary one and Dan will lay

1:47

it on for us. M. Yeah,

1:51

all right, it's gonna be out of key. It might be out of key,

1:53

but Dan, I like that one better

1:55

the hum No, So

1:58

Dan, now I want you, but I want you to do in the editor replay

2:00

the theme song now with the addition of Donald's

2:05

here's some stories about

2:08

show. We made about

2:11

a bunch of nurses, said,

2:15

he's the stories,

2:20

So getta around you here are yato

2:23

around here? Donald.

2:30

This is a very special episode of Scrubs because

2:32

it has so much in it, and it has

2:35

your favorite thing in the world, which is go

2:37

ahead, Star Wars. Holy shit, I

2:39

got so excited about two things go one

2:42

when I realized it was the aspin episode

2:44

so much I jumped for joy so much

2:46

in this episode. The ass box, right,

2:49

the ass box, the things that people have actually

2:51

stuck up there. But you know you

2:53

might think that those were fake.

2:56

Well, some of them were fake. But the

2:58

problem with the light bulb when you stick it up your

3:00

butt is you'll never get it out without breaking

3:02

the light bulb. No, that's a different episode, by the way,

3:04

when when the light bulb is up someone's ass and

3:06

Johnny C says, either

3:09

this guy has a light bulb of his ass or

3:11

his colon has a great idea. I

3:13

thought that was this episode, but it's actually a different

3:16

episode. We went back to that room. That

3:18

joke could be used again. But I want

3:20

you the audience to know that this

3:22

is a real thing. We learned when we were making

3:24

this that hospitals have collections

3:28

of things they've pulled out of people who

3:31

stick stuff in their assholes. Right,

3:34

yeah, ass box is a real

3:36

thing, and ask box is a real thing. Unfortunately

3:39

it's sacred heart. There's no lost and found,

3:41

but there's an ass box. There's

3:45

something funny about the word ass when you attach

3:47

it to anything. You laughed. I laughed every time someone

3:49

said as box. I laughed when I think it was Judy said

3:51

ass pen right. Not only

3:53

that I laughed when people call other people

3:55

ass face. I think I

3:58

laughed every time someone says ass head or ass

4:00

face, asshole, that those

4:02

are funny words. Yeah, ass next to anything.

4:06

I'm wearing these big rain boots today, Donald,

4:08

I want to show you. Let me see what

4:10

are you doing? Are you gardening? Well it's it's pissing

4:12

rain in Los Angeles. And you are

4:15

British now, well yeah, and the British

4:17

is wearing off on me. I I should say the British

4:19

is contagious because I'm wearing like my big

4:21

gardening boots. And

4:24

we have a should be like Peter in a Peter

4:26

Rabbit movie. We have a puppy, so I

4:28

have to be out in the rain trying

4:31

to potty train a puppy and these are my puppy

4:33

training rain boots. All right, let's

4:35

get into this episode. Now, wait before we do. When

4:38

I was on the phone with you and Casey, and

4:41

I'm sorry to the audience. I know I told you that I

4:43

was going to refrain from talking to Donald

4:45

because I wanted to save all our contact

4:47

for the podcast. But

4:50

Casey was chiming in on the speaker

4:52

phone on your cell phone, and she said that you

4:54

are not even letting the children walk

4:56

around the block. Donald, I think you got to air those

4:58

kids out. You know, we go on walks

5:00

every now and then, like yeah, but like once a week.

5:03

That's not enough. I think as long

5:05

as you I mean, I'm not a parent, and I

5:07

understand why you would be terrified. But I

5:09

think I know, bro, I

5:12

think if you're nowhere near anyone, you

5:14

can have the kids go around the block. I think that's

5:16

you're allowed to do that. You got to air them out, right.

5:19

Unfortunately, it's been raining, so I haven't been

5:21

able to do that. I hear that message loud and

5:23

clear. Listen, I am kids have Kevin fever

5:25

for sure. I am in no position to give parenting

5:28

advice, but I am I am the godfather

5:31

of these children, and as godfather, I

5:33

would like them to walk around the block once

5:35

a fucking week. Wow. Okay,

5:37

okay, yes, write that down

5:39

notes. Listen,

5:42

they're my kids. I love the case. He was in the background

5:44

like he won't even let him walk around the block. All

5:50

right, should you get in the episode. I've been

5:52

trying to do that for a lot. You know, but you know

5:54

there is a we do have a catch up phase. Donald.

5:56

The section one is Zach

5:58

and Donald ketch up up and you're rushing

6:01

just because you're so excited about Star Wars. You're

6:03

excited about Star Wars. I'm excited about

6:05

the Aspen. I'm excited about

6:07

the title of the show, My two

6:10

Dads. I love that Craig Zisk

6:12

directed this episode.

6:14

Is a very fine, fine TV director

6:16

and this was his first episode for us, and also written

6:18

by a writing team Garret Nan

6:21

and Neil Goldman, two of our our

6:23

favorite writers. Some writers work

6:25

in the writer's room as an individual, and

6:27

some writers are writing teams,

6:30

and this is the first. I think this

6:32

is the only am I correct all

6:34

this was the only writing team season one, I

6:37

believe so. But also

6:39

not just that. They went on to do other

6:42

things. They came from Family Guy, then

6:44

they started, Then they

6:46

did Scrubs, they went onto Community. Yes,

6:49

they ran your Community and

6:51

then went on to do other projects after that.

6:54

Like these guys started. These guys started.

6:56

I would I would love to say humble beginnings, but

6:58

wow, they started with Family Guy and then went

7:01

right into Scrubs and then after

7:03

that Community. That's a string of hits to work on. I would

7:05

they were very funny, and they are very funny, and

7:07

they were very different. I always thought it was interesting

7:09

that they were partners because they were the two

7:11

of them were just such different people.

7:14

Yeah, but wrote such funny scripts.

7:16

Yeah, they were the perfect partnership. This

7:18

episode is jam packed and has more

7:20

fantasies than a lot of episodes.

7:23

Speaking of that, I used to get

7:26

and I don't think I ever told you this, but I

7:28

used to get jealous. And it all comes to a

7:30

head at the end of this episode.

7:32

But you used to do some of the coolest

7:34

fantasies throughout the show,

7:37

you know what I mean. And this was the first

7:39

time where a fantasy came up.

7:41

And I ran up on Bill and I was like, Bill, you gotta

7:43

put me in this fucking fantasy. Man, you got you

7:46

gotta put me in this fantasy. It's Star Wars, dude,

7:48

And I don't know if you know this, but I love Star

7:50

Wars. He's like, well, who would you be? And I was

7:52

like, just make me Han solo, Just make

7:54

me Han solo. And I'm there and it happens,

7:57

and he was like all right, yeah, fine.

8:00

Not only did you weren't originally in it. No,

8:02

it was just you, and it

8:04

was just JD. Cox and Kelso okay,

8:07

and I'm sure that Bill was like and then Bill was probably

8:09

like, oh, we gotta add the others if we're gonna add

8:11

yeah, we gotta. If we add Donald, we gotta add everybody

8:14

else, which created a great joke,

8:16

you know what I mean, for the z Chewy and then

8:18

fucking the Janet Her. For those of

8:20

you who don't know this, and I'm guessing you're getting

8:22

a sense, Donald Phaison is

8:24

the biggest Star Wars fan that I

8:27

have ever met in my life. And

8:29

Harry Brothers too. No, you're by

8:31

far the most. And now you voice a character

8:34

on What Tell Everyone on Star

8:36

Wars Resistance Hype Phase on. The character

8:38

was named after me. Dave

8:40

Filoni named the character after me. That's

8:43

a big deal, Donald, Not

8:45

only for you all, but Donald Hobby

8:48

is stop motion animation and with

8:51

legos, he has made several

8:54

Star Wars animated

8:56

lego films that you can check out on YouTube,

8:58

and they're called Black storm Trooper. Right.

9:01

So I realized how

9:03

my stop motion, How

9:06

I got into stop motion, and it was because of Star

9:08

Wars I always thought that it was the adapts

9:11

and the Empire strikes back when they're attacking

9:13

the Rebel based on the planet Hath. But

9:15

it turns out there was a video

9:18

that came out around the same time

9:20

Return of the Jedi came out called Star Wars

9:23

from Star Wars to Jedi, and

9:25

it was like the behind the scenes and

9:28

all the special effects that went

9:32

into making Star Wars, and like

9:35

the documentary is about an hour

9:37

and a half, thirty minutes

9:39

of the documentary is all based

9:42

on is all dedicated to stop motion animation.

9:45

And I watched this as a kid, and I had

9:47

it on video as a kid, and it wasn't until

9:50

like the behind the scenes specials

9:52

that came out with it and with that

9:55

from Star Wars to Jedi was

9:58

in that package. And I realized then

10:00

and there after watching it, and I

10:02

was like, this was the this was the this was

10:04

the plug and um and you

10:07

combined your love of Star Wars

10:09

with your love of stop motion animation. Now you're

10:11

not gonna say this because it would be too controversial,

10:14

but I'm going to say that when J.

10:16

J. Abrams made the new movie

10:18

and there was a black Stormtrooper, I

10:21

went come on, buddy, somebody

10:24

saw Donald's lego movies.

10:26

I'm gonna getta lean back

10:29

in your chair and don't say a word. I'm

10:31

saying as a fan of your stop

10:33

motion movies, the hero

10:35

of which was the first Black Stormtrooper,

10:38

and then the zillion dollar movie comes out.

10:41

I said to myself, come on, buddy,

10:44

don't speak. Don't speak. I

10:46

don't want to get you in trouble with all your your Star

10:48

Wars of Friends. What's

10:51

his name? The guy with the cowboy had is the super Superstar

10:53

Wars. Dave Felony. That's

10:55

the man right there. I want to be on the You

10:57

know George Lucas. George Lucas pretty

10:59

much gave him the keys

11:01

to the Corvette. Man. Yeah,

11:04

man, he's the keeper of He's the keeper

11:06

of the lore, right and when

11:08

they go and do other things, he's involved

11:10

in stuff like that. But you know, his

11:13

his stuff like the Clone Wars Rebels.

11:15

Is he involved the Mandalorian. He is

11:17

the executive producer of The Mandalorian. I really

11:19

like when he's involved, when they have him

11:22

involved, I'm telling you, man, it's

11:24

really really good stuff. I I you

11:26

know, Dave Feloni should

11:29

be if you ask me, You

11:31

know, he should be always asked,

11:34

well what do you think of this? Dave? And let him?

11:36

I think he is right. Isn't he the keeper of the lore?

11:38

If you will? I don't know if that's always

11:41

the way it goes. I don't know how they gotta say.

11:43

I'm not the biggest, as big as Star Wars, geek as you,

11:45

but I really am enjoying the Mandalorian

11:47

and it's great. I know. Baby Yoda is

11:49

like the biggest marketing cash

11:52

grab merchandise and cash grab

11:54

has ever been done. But I want one.

11:56

I want a baby Yoda. Who doesn't want a baby?

11:59

I want a baby Yoda. I want to real life Viviota.

12:01

Can we get to the episode Donald, for God's

12:04

sake? At twenty one

12:06

seconds in there's a reference to the Rock.

12:08

Now this is two thousand and one. The

12:11

Rock is a very famous wrestler. I don't

12:13

know if he's made films yet. She does

12:15

say he's a film star, he says, she says

12:17

he's a movie star, but he's not the rock

12:19

that he is. Now, No, right,

12:21

it wasn't like he was. That's a

12:24

good question, Joel. Can you look up what films

12:26

had the Rock made in two thousand and one.

12:28

I don't know how many it is, but obviously

12:30

enough for Sarah to say he's a film star. Well

12:33

look I'll say this right now, yes, go

12:35

ahead. The Scorpion King, I

12:38

think was the first Joe

12:41

Joel's cracking up. What do you crack? The first

12:43

big rock at Joel's outfit today? She's all

12:45

matching it now she's all yellow. She got

12:47

on and it was all yellow. You

12:50

look good, Joel? All right? What's the rocks credits

12:52

in two thousand and one thus far in his career? Just

12:54

the highlights we don't need, like the little Indy he did

12:57

and stad you

12:59

always go so the Mummy

13:01

returns

13:03

Ben Scorpion King, then run down,

13:05

then walking tall, and then he really hits it off

13:07

in two thousand and five. Would be cool? Okay,

13:10

there you go. Cool? What was be cool? Be

13:12

cool? I imagine the rock just running

13:14

around. Be cool. It's a comedy with

13:16

who Kevin Hart? No, it's

13:18

got John Travolta and Uma Thurman and Vince

13:20

vaugh Ah. Right, it's to get shorty

13:23

uh sequel? Okay? Right,

13:25

all right, all right, well he was a movie star, then

13:27

we we're wrong but he wasn't the level of

13:29

like global. I mean, he's like the biggest movie star in the

13:31

world now, right him. Well

13:34

there's him, Kevin Hart, Will

13:36

Smith still Harrison Ford

13:38

Smith. Will Smith. I don't think is on the

13:40

level of the Rock these days because

13:43

the Rock rarely, the Rock rarely. Last

13:46

movie was Bad Boys from Life, and I think,

13:48

really, well, yeah, I'm just saying, and I love

13:50

Will Smith. Don't think I'm taking

13:52

anything away from him. I just think that the Rock doesn't really

13:55

have bombs. He's you know, there used to be movie

13:57

he does. Does the

13:59

Rock has a mom? Yeah? Oh,

14:01

the beach One, the Baywatch, the

14:03

Baywatch. I sound like my dad. The Baywatch.

14:06

My dad saw dream Girls and he goes, and

14:08

he had never heard of Beyonce, and but he saw dream

14:10

Girls and he goes, I gotta tell you this bay

14:12

Once she is something.

14:17

And h I just we always called

14:19

me because if us tell my dad

14:22

he was just he was so taken

14:24

by her, understandably like the rest of earth, but he

14:26

was like, this Bayonce she is

14:29

something. Can

14:32

we get to the episode, Donald, We've been in

14:34

the episode? All right? All right? So the Rock

14:36

and then the family feud Fantasy. I remember going to

14:39

the Real Family Feud set and

14:41

that was exciting. I'd never been on a game show set

14:43

before, and I thought it was very funny

14:46

that the breakdown is Boobs ninety

14:48

three seeing the Rock,

14:50

four, beer sandwiches,

14:53

two World Piece one.

14:56

So it was when they did when they when they pulled a

14:58

hundred people, two different people in this scenario

15:00

said beer sandwiches. Wow. But

15:05

you know, it's crazy that it says the Rock

15:07

is one of them, also, because I

15:09

feel like the Rock is kind of the I

15:12

mean, I'm sure it's been said before, but he's

15:14

like, male, Oprah, you know what I mean?

15:17

How do you mean? Like the Rock says, Yo,

15:19

this is what we're doing, And it seems like

15:21

a whole community of people are like, yeah, this is what we're

15:23

doing. The Rock set. So I know, but I don't think the Rock

15:25

was that level of of mega fandom

15:29

then, but right now it's it speaks

15:31

volumes of how steady

15:34

his career has been and how he is

15:36

amazing. Dude, Okay, Donald

15:38

loves the Rock. Who doesn't love the Rock exactly?

15:41

That's my point. That's

15:43

like somebody saying something bad about Bruno Mars

15:46

you're like what I feel like, there's Bruno

15:49

Mars. You know, I'm sure there's people

15:51

who don't like Bruno Mars. There's probably a few.

15:53

There's people who don't like anything. I once saw

15:56

this video on YouTube and it was sweet. It probably

15:58

tears to my eyes. It was literally ad ad

16:00

seeing a duet with his little

16:03

adorable daughter on a guitar, and

16:05

it like brought to here's my eyes. It was the sweetest thing

16:07

in the world. And then I looked on YouTube and there

16:09

were like thousands of thumbs downs,

16:12

like people were like, no, no

16:14

to this, How dare you sing

16:16

with that little daughter? Too fucking

16:18

adorable? I hate it? Fuck you.

16:21

You can find people to hate anything. Donald, Yeah,

16:23

do you want to sing Taylor Swift hater's gonna hate

16:25

right now? Well, I mean she's the one that taught

16:28

me that. She's the one that taught you that hater's gonna

16:30

hate hate hate hate hate. Yeah. I mean,

16:32

once she said it, it was like, you're right.

16:35

One thirty two, I wrote down Matt Winston

16:37

returns now Matt Winston who plays

16:39

doctor Steadman and who humps

16:42

Kelso's leg here. I just think

16:44

I decided I'm Starry. I know we're early in this podcast,

16:46

but he is my vote so far for most

16:49

underused funny supporting character.

16:51

Agreed. I think Bill had a thing with him.

16:53

I don't know what happened, but every time

16:55

I see him, I crack up. And I don't know why this guy

16:58

was not like one of the go to regulars. He

17:00

could have been. He should have been around for a

17:02

really long time. May I'm sure

17:04

I may have found a way to annoy Bill or something.

17:06

Because it doesn't make any sense, It doesn't come you. We're

17:09

gonna have to ask that, you know what, Joelle, Remember

17:11

when Bill said we could ask him things. Ask

17:13

and we'll insert Bill here. Why did

17:15

you stop using Matt Winston? Bill, come on,

17:18

we'll tell you guys. I should have used Matt

17:20

Winston more. He was really funny. But when

17:22

we were that early on the show, we

17:25

were always shooting episodes that were

17:28

five, six, seven, sometimes even eleven

17:30

or twelve minutes long, and I

17:32

was still trying to find room for my

17:34

pals Rob Maschio, you

17:36

know, as a buddy of mine, and I wanted to get him

17:38

in all the time. Neil Flynn wasn't even a regular,

17:41

and we wanted to get him in. We were essentially doing an

17:43

A story, a B story, a C story, and a

17:45

janitor runner, which, if you're

17:47

wondering, is too much. So

17:50

we kept using Matt Winston over the years and he kept

17:52

working. He was in About Schmidt and he

17:54

was in your movie. Zach. Should have used him

17:56

more. He's super super funny, cool

17:58

bit of trivia. Do you guys know who

18:01

Matt Winston's dad is? That's

18:03

all I'm saying. I miss you, guys. Why

18:05

am I not back already with you?

18:08

See you? And I love that Kelso

18:10

didn't know your name for the first few this

18:12

whole time. The reason why he's been calling you sport

18:14

and everything like that, because he still doesn't

18:17

know your name. I literally laughed out loud when

18:20

when he said when I said, that's the that's the

18:22

manufacture of the clipboard, sir, that's

18:28

very funny, very very funny. Um,

18:30

I just thought he was a funny, funny guy. And

18:33

uh, but yeah, that scene was really funny.

18:35

And by the way, a little trivia I saw on the interwebs

18:37

because I did research today on the interwebs.

18:39

Um, you know, there's all this talk that the janitor

18:42

h didn't acknowledge anyone else in season

18:44

one but me. But there's a little debate

18:46

because he passes the janitor and says smells

18:49

like ammonious pungent today. He might just be

18:51

saying that out to the universal. He might not

18:53

be acknowledging the janitor, But no, I think he's

18:55

I honestly do believe he's acknowledging

18:57

the janitor, right. That's not helping the scrubs

18:59

lord that Yeah, well, you know what, it doesn't

19:02

track. Some things just don't track. He might have

19:04

just come into the hallway Donald and gone up Ammonia's

19:06

pungent today. Listen, just because we're on the show

19:09

and we're best friends with the creator of

19:11

the show, doesn't mean that everything has to track.

19:13

Dude, all right, this didn't track.

19:16

It didn't though, Okay, somebody fucked up.

19:19

I love the fact that Carla and

19:21

Turk's relationship is moving to the next

19:23

level. They are now bumping

19:25

uglies or they're about to bump uglies.

19:27

And what does Zach what does

19:30

JD do? He comes

19:32

in and he ruins it. Yeah, see blocks,

19:35

you see block for real? And I was always I

19:37

always thought, you know, Carla

19:39

totally mind fucks turk man like.

19:42

She even says to him, do you want

19:44

me to take you into the room right

19:46

now and we can have sex? And when you come out, you'll

19:48

be walking sideways because I'll use I

19:50

will have used all your up and downs. Yeah,

19:52

it's very aggressive. What person

19:55

in their right mind is gonna say no, I don't want

19:57

that. She

19:59

mind fucks him so hard that he's

20:01

like, no, I don't want that. I like

20:03

that. She's such a strong woman. She's like, I'm

20:06

going to bang you so hard you

20:08

won't be able to move, do you want to? And

20:10

you're like, oh no, but this bullshit

20:12

though that you would be like, I'm sorry, but

20:14

it's bullshit that you would be like, um that

20:17

I panic? He panicked. I know, Yeah

20:20

that was funny. That was funny. Well, I wanted to talk about my nipples

20:22

real quick. The band aids on the nipples right

20:25

now. Have you ever been on sets where your nipples

20:28

the air conditionings on, and

20:30

and and your nipples are so hard it looks like you're

20:32

smuggling raisins and and you're you're

20:34

saying, I can't wear this shirt because I

20:36

I've got rock hard nipples. Absolutely

20:39

so on my last show I did that

20:41

was it was really bad. So I started, I mean, it's

20:43

embarrassing, but I wore pasties because

20:47

the wardrobe truck has pasties

20:50

for women, and I I

20:52

said, yeah, but they're mostly

20:54

for women, but in men in this case, because

20:57

I was like, I can't do this scene

20:59

and list this shirt. It looks ridiculous because it's

21:01

freezing in here. My nips are rock

21:03

hard. Bring out the pasties. So

21:06

he just became a running joke with the word

21:08

of department. They'd be like, Okay, Zach, you're gonna be in

21:10

this shirt today, and do you think you'll need your pasties?

21:14

Do you remember what you used to call my nipples? What

21:18

you don't remember, Oh, melted her,

21:20

she's kisses. Yes, that's

21:26

what they look like they

21:28

do. Next time you guys see Donald topless

21:31

on the screen, zoom in and they look

21:33

like little cute and melted her she's kissing. Ah.

21:39

I can't believe I remember that, all

21:42

right. So this is a perfect example. How we were

21:44

talking with Bill on the episode a

21:46

few days ago, and we were talking about

21:48

how Kelso is all about insurance

21:51

and Cox is all

21:53

about, you know, breaking the rules so

21:56

that he can get patients taken care of because

21:58

he's one of those doctors that actually cares.

22:01

Obviously, this couldn't be more relevant than

22:03

anything today, This debate that we've

22:06

been having in this country forever, and we were

22:08

having on this show. I mean, you couldn't make this show and

22:10

not start off early on and discuss

22:13

the problem of health insurance and

22:15

how doctors have to deal with this huge crisis

22:17

when patients don't have health insurance. Yeah,

22:20

and you know me, personally,

22:22

I would prefer a doctor like

22:24

Cox, But I can see how a hospital

22:26

can go broke if you have a bunch of doctors like that. You

22:28

know what I mean. Well, this is the debate of our

22:31

time, Donald, and we won't begin we won't even

22:33

begin to wade into the debate

22:35

because we're not nearly smart enough. But

22:37

I did think that this was very well articulated.

22:40

This, I mean, before I remembered this

22:42

was the Star Wars episode, I said to

22:44

myself, Oh, it's a it's a battle of good

22:47

verse evil and and and they're

22:49

fighting over the soul of JD on

22:51

the golf course. Absolutely, And

22:53

you think, you honestly believe because

22:56

of how emotional you get when your

22:58

mentor kind of washes

23:00

his hand. When he washes his hands with you,

23:03

you almost fall to the dark side. And it's

23:05

really easy to fall to the dark side. This

23:07

is this is why I love this. This is why I

23:09

love this. I can talk about Star Wars now.

23:12

No. I have a feeling you're gonna find a way. Maybe I

23:14

have a feeling you're going to start a side project, a

23:17

side hustle about Star Wars. There's

23:20

probably nine thousand Star Wars podcast

23:22

Oh, I'm sure there are. Yeah, I'm bros sitting

23:25

around talking about the jedies. What's

23:28

your favorite? Let's digress for a moment. What's your

23:31

favorite? You have to pick one Star Wars

23:33

film or there's

23:35

a gun to your head, go Vampire strikes

23:37

back. That's the easiest. That's everyone says that, right if

23:39

you're a mega fan. Yeah, for me, it's

23:41

it was. It was the Christmas special, the

23:44

one with with with Chewy on the Beach. Rogue

23:48

one is my favorite Star Wars movie.

23:50

It's you have to go to the premiere

23:53

and partially because it's everything I love

23:55

about the animated Star Wars brought to the

23:57

live action screen. It's the first time Darth Vader is every

23:59

really scary? It was? Well,

24:03

I'll tell you that. I'll tell you one thing that part.

24:05

If that didn't make the movie, that would have been

24:07

people would have been pissed off, like

24:09

two weeks before release. Dude, I'm sorry, that's

24:12

that's well, I didn't know you were a mega fan. Maybe

24:14

you can be Donald's co host didn't Star Wars podcast

24:18

later, I would do Stars, we

24:20

should, we should shoot it. One thing I've always wanted

24:22

to ask you, Donald, is how come in the e Walk song

24:25

at the end of Return the Jedi, they say, yump

24:27

nub it chicky, why why and then they go celebrate

24:30

the life? Does that mean that there's no

24:32

ewoks for celebrate the life?

24:34

I'm gonna have to say yes, okay,

24:37

so it just doesn't translate yub nub it chicky,

24:39

why why celebrate the life? Right

24:41

right? Yump nub hallelu

24:45

They're nah yum nub you

24:47

know the whole celebrate the life. Oh

24:51

my god. Dan is telling me that

24:53

Joel is the most knowledgeable

24:56

person on Star Wars, Marvel,

24:58

Watchman, literally a million mega

25:00

fan thing. Well, this is the Scrubs podcast,

25:03

I know, Donald, Let's get back to it. Knowledgeable

25:05

in scrubs. Yeah she is, but apparently we're

25:07

learning something about Joel that she is mega

25:10

mega mega star Wars geek like you.

25:12

Well, we're gonna have to trivia her later. All right,

25:14

Donald, back to our our show. So we

25:16

were talking about Cox's breaking the rules, and but

25:19

then one of the funniest things that we almost

25:21

saw an eagle. Yes, so yeah,

25:23

when he spends you. Yeah yeah.

25:26

I laughed so hard at you losing your balance

25:28

after two revolutions. I think, I really, I

25:30

think that was genuine There were two episodes, two

25:32

places in this episode where I genuinely fell. One

25:35

after Johnny c spit spun me in

25:37

that sort of wonder Years and that was shot on like Super

25:39

eight film to look like the old school. And

25:42

then when I'm in the water hazard, is

25:44

that what you call it? A water hazard? When

25:46

I'm in the When I'm in the water hazard and I'm and I'm

25:48

golfing, I remember I legit fell in that

25:50

moment and wasn't supposed to. I slipped. Wow. And

25:52

speaking of golf, that's how professional I am.

25:55

Donald, I kept going as you should. Speaking

25:57

of golf. John C McGinley I think has

25:59

been trying to hustle me because I picked

26:01

up golf. Well after we finished Scrubs,

26:03

I picked up golf. As a matter of fact, my standing

26:06

on Scrubs. Deontay Gordon, yes,

26:10

when Scrubs was all said and done, he was the one that

26:12

took me out to the golf course and was like, you know, because

26:14

my wife had told me, you need to stop playing

26:16

basketball. You getting hurt all the time. I'm sick and tired,

26:18

and you were playing tennis. You were getting really good at tennis.

26:21

I was getting good at tennis, but I was hurting myself

26:23

a lot, right. She was

26:25

like, you gotta get you gotta start. And also,

26:27

tennis is very expensive. Let's just be honest.

26:30

Tennis expensive to play. What you're just paying the court

26:33

fee? What do you do you mean lessons, lessons,

26:35

all of that stuff. To get good, you have to get lessons.

26:37

And I was like, well, what do I want to play

26:40

that I can play for the rest of my life. And I said,

26:42

you know, I picked up golf, and Deontay took

26:44

me to the golf course and we practiced playing

26:46

golf quite a bit, and then

26:48

finally, you know, we went out and we played and

26:50

we play a lot. Now. We play golf

26:53

together. John C McGinley. I

26:55

you know, I expressed to him that I love golf,

26:58

and he's like, oh wow, dude, I picked

27:00

up golf also. I just got into

27:03

it. I'm really excited as well.

27:05

This was the last time we saw him at

27:07

Bill's birthday party and

27:10

I was like, oh wow. I was like, we should go out now.

27:13

You know, in my mind, I'm thinking I'm about to bust

27:16

John C McGain lee's ass in golf. And

27:18

then we watched this episode. Yeah, and

27:21

he's got a really good golf swing. And dude,

27:23

he really hit that put. I mean that no one was

27:25

and he did that walk away that was all real. I think

27:27

he you know, they thought, okay, if you know, we

27:29

don't have time to sit here all day. He got a long put, we'll

27:32

cut it up if we need to. He literally

27:34

hit the ball and then walked away and it went in and

27:36

he was so fucking happy. I've never seen

27:39

that man so happy in my whole life. I'm gonna

27:41

just put it out there. I think he was

27:43

trying to hustle me. He's really good.

27:45

He was good then, he was good twenty years ago. He's saying

27:47

he's not good. Now, that's no, but that's what I'm trying to

27:49

say. Golf is one of those games. The longer you play

27:52

it, the better you are at Well, maybe he was just saying he was

27:54

rusty or something. Rusty, my ass

27:56

he belongs to a country club. I

27:58

think Ken really hit that ball off. Yeah,

28:01

and look, Ken's freakin

28:03

swing was amazing. Mine was not good. And

28:05

I remember really feeling nervous

28:07

and that the whole crew was

28:10

watching me, and there was clearly going to be a joke

28:12

like, oh, here it comes the guy who's not good

28:14

at sports, and we're gonna be here all day trying

28:16

to make him look good. And uh

28:19

and yeah, it was very uncomfortable and good,

28:22

well Bill, Bill cut it together for me to make

28:24

me look decent. It's definitely clear that you

28:27

don't play golf all the time. Now, the character didn't

28:29

donald sure, but I was. I'm

28:31

very I'm actually I should have told the audience I'm actually

28:34

excellent, but JAD needed

28:36

to be shitty. So what you're really good

28:38

at now, though, is tennis. Man, I'm very impressed

28:40

with Thank you. I don't know if I'm really good, but I really

28:43

love it. I'm having I never was into sports, and I

28:45

finally found something that I genuinely

28:48

love doing in tennis

28:51

other than badminton. I can't play badminton,

28:53

but I I do love to throw

28:55

a frisbee, but I but I

28:57

love tennis and we have the same tennis and

29:00

doctor Chris Krab, he's amazing. Give

29:02

him Chris Crab a shout out, even though you can't even

29:04

get an appointment with the darn guy. He

29:07

works a lot. Also an actor.

29:10

Also an actor, he was on a show. Do you know the name

29:12

of his Canadian series when he was a child, something

29:16

Bay, Danger Bay, Danger Bay.

29:19

Yeah, Chris Crab Danger Bay.

29:21

Our tennis coach is an actor, but

29:24

was on a Canadian series

29:26

when he was a kid and it was called Danger Bay.

29:28

So Danger Bayou. All go watch

29:30

Danger Bay clips right now on YouTube,

29:33

not right now, after this podcast, after the podcast

29:35

is over. Wait, I wrote down something. Oh so

29:37

I'm going backwards a bit, but there's a reference

29:40

to he calls me, are you there, God, it's me Margaret,

29:42

And that's a Judy Bloom book.

29:45

Now. Coincidentally, when I was a child,

29:47

I was we had to do a book report

29:50

and I just randomly chose a Judy

29:52

bloombook because I liked Judy Bloom, and I

29:55

chose to do my book report on

29:57

Are you there, God, it's me Margaret, not realizing

30:00

at the time that it's a story about a young

30:02

girl getting her period for the first

30:04

time. And I remember the teacher saying

30:06

to my parents, like, you know, he did a really nice

30:09

job with the book report, but it's it's a bit

30:11

curious that he chose a story about it a young

30:14

woman getting her period. I

30:21

don't know, he's an odd ball kid. I was like, Okay,

30:23

that's the book report today, Bloom.

30:26

Are you there, God, it's me Margaret. But

30:28

you know what, it made me very as a young child.

30:31

I empathized with with what the

30:33

girls were going through because I had learned about it through direct

30:36

You should direct and write a movie that's not

30:38

about dudes and write a movie about women.

30:41

I am. Actually the thing I'm writing right now is about

30:43

a woman. She's the lead,

30:46

and I mean, not a child and not

30:48

it's not the story of a young girl getting her period, but

30:50

it could change. I don't know. I didn't say child, I

30:52

said woman. Yeah. Yeah. I am the protagonist

30:55

of my of the thing I'm writing right now

30:57

is a woman in her mid twenties.

31:00

And on that note, we're gonna go to commercial right

31:02

now. Someone's gonna sell you something. Go someone.

31:13

We're back, Yes, and we are

31:15

back. I always wanted to say that. That's

31:17

the fun thing about having a podcast. You can say things like we're

31:19

back with Donald Phazon from Scrubs, I'm

31:22

here with Zach Braff, Yes Live

31:24

coming to you Live from Hollywood

31:27

at six thirty two, when when Sarah

31:29

shows her breast to the little boy, if

31:31

you if you pause it, the little boy

31:33

spikes the lens. Now, for those of you don't

31:36

know this bit of jargon, um

31:38

and this is gonna sorry, it's gonna ruin film and

31:40

TV for you now. So if you don't want film and TV forever

31:42

to be ruined for you, mute the next

31:45

minute. But spiking the lens is when an

31:47

actor accidentally looks into the lens of

31:49

the camera, and not like on purpose. You

31:51

know, sometimes the person's looking right into the camera like Faris

31:53

Bueler because he's talking to you. But spikes lens

31:55

is by accident, and it kind of breaks down that

31:58

fourth wall of hey, we're doing this imagine or

32:00

he played for you. You'll see it all the time

32:02

with with people actors in the background because they

32:04

they're kind of looking when the camera's coming near them,

32:06

and they look directly into the lens. And

32:08

actors do it all the time by accident, but it's usually

32:11

edited out. But I noticed that this little boy

32:13

who should be looking at Sarah's breast looks

32:15

at the camera directly into the lens when

32:17

it passes. So there, Yeah, I don't think Sarah

32:20

really showed him his breasts, and no, of course

32:22

not. Yeah, he had. I think she

32:24

had a beige band on or

32:26

something, and that was that

32:29

was his moment of like I thought I would go see some pities.

32:31

Yeah, so you're saying in protest, he spiked

32:34

the lens. He ruined the shot.

32:36

He ruined the shot in protest, I was told

32:39

when I got this part, I'd be seeing Sarah Chalk's breast.

32:41

I just wanted to do a little I think it's

32:43

good to give people a little some some filmmaking

32:46

jargon as we go. So now you know the term spiking

32:48

the lens or breaking the fourth wall. Yes,

32:51

I love the fact that in that scene

32:53

Turk is talking about what gift am I going

32:56

to get my new girlfriend? And he

32:58

thinks flowers and he thinks chalk, and

33:00

those are very cliche, especially for a

33:03

you know, a beginning, the beginning of a relationship

33:06

later on, flowers are like the little

33:08

things. And if you can bring flowers to the table

33:10

at any point, does your wife like getting

33:13

flowers from your loves?

33:15

Flowers? She thinks, but not necessarily

33:17

for anniversaries and stuff like that. They're

33:20

great gifts. But if you can just brighten a house

33:22

with some flowers, right, I

33:25

don't know about just not just women, men,

33:27

kids, anyone. It really does

33:30

brighten up a room when you walk into a room and there's

33:33

some form of flower

33:35

growth. In of course, flower

33:38

growth. Now you're saying, but when you do

33:40

you ever come home before we were in

33:42

isolation and just surprise your wife with

33:44

flowers. I did that a couple of times,

33:47

a couple of times, a couple of times, and when

33:50

done correctly, well, you know you can't do it

33:52

all the time. Well you can't do it all the time, but

33:55

married a long time, you might want to crank it up more than

33:57

a couple I do. Listen, after isolation,

33:59

I'm telling you right now, now you're

34:01

gonna do It's like it's

34:03

like isolation has been like, uh,

34:06

you know, I'm gonna work out tomorrow. After

34:08

tomorrow, I'm gonna be working out every day once isolation's

34:11

over, I'm gonna do everything I possibly can to

34:13

make my wife happy. But right now, right

34:15

shit, do

34:18

you guys go and have like time apart other

34:20

than doing the podcast in your closets? You guys find

34:23

a way to be separated? Because yes, because

34:25

Bill told me. Bill told me that Christa set

34:27

up a guest bedroom in the house and said that's

34:30

your office, and um, you're gonna

34:32

be there nine to five. That would be awesome.

34:35

I would love one of those. So you guys

34:38

are just together. Yeah, well we have two

34:40

very young children. You have to be together.

34:43

Casey posted the cutest picture I've ever seen in my

34:45

entire life, which was Wilder

34:47

doing Yoga's

34:50

real about she was in her like meditative state

34:52

doing doing zoom yoga. That was the cutest

34:54

thing I've ever seen in my life. Yeah, she's all about that yoga.

34:57

I need children because I'm like, I look

34:59

at your kids and I go, I need a kid doing

35:02

yoga. That's the cutest thing I've ever seen. In the

35:04

break room, Yeah, Turk's talking about what type

35:06

of gift he's gonna get her, and he finally decides

35:08

he's gonna get her a pen. And I

35:11

remember, right then and there, I was like, oh

35:13

my god, this is the asspin

35:15

episode. Oh

35:18

my god, this is I love

35:20

the asspin concept. Yeah,

35:23

so much so. I literally

35:26

the smile on my face when I when I realized

35:28

that it was the aspin episode was

35:31

huge. It was like guy Smiley big. But

35:33

then it got even bigger when

35:36

after Turk realizes he's

35:39

given Calla an asspin, Todd

35:43

notices that he has an ass chain

35:46

around his neck, and

35:49

not only does he smell it, smell

35:51

it yeah, but he also was like, oh wow,

35:54

this has been in another person's

35:56

ass very happy.

35:59

The thing about Todd that is already getting filtered

36:01

in is that he's um, he's

36:04

very you know, he's the Todd

36:07

of course, but I think we learned kind of early on

36:09

that he's down for anything, like

36:12

anything, He is open to

36:15

anything of obviously men

36:17

and women. He's fluid

36:19

in that sense. But also we learned

36:21

later he's very attracted to seniors. I think it eventually

36:24

we learned that also, and monkeys,

36:26

he's not an agist. And monkeys,

36:29

what do you mean monkeys? Where is

36:31

said monkey? By

36:34

the way, we're jumping ahead. We're jumping

36:36

ahead. But I think one of the funniest times I've ever

36:39

laughed in nine years was when

36:41

we're in the break room and Rob

36:44

is, uh no, no,

36:47

it's we're in the

36:50

room where we would sleep, where the doctors would sleep,

36:52

and I think Saturah and I were hooking up. I forgot

36:54

what the what the story was. We'll get to that episode. But

36:57

Rob comes down and he goes sometimes

36:59

when I'm banging this mattress, I

37:01

imagine I'm banging that one so

37:06

dirty for a half hour TV comedy, and we

37:09

were very dirty. So Rob as

37:11

I guess, establishing that he someone

37:13

gave him the chain from the ass box and he likes it.

37:16

No, he took the chain from the ass box,

37:18

the ass box. That's your analysis, because why

37:21

is he surprised? Then? No, So Todd

37:23

and Turk thought they found the Lost

37:25

and Found. Oh god, and in the Lost

37:28

and Found were a bunch of items

37:30

and they were like holy shit. And Todd was like, yo,

37:33

there's a gold chain in here. Gold

37:36

chain out up somebody's

37:38

but or watch real quick, because I happened to be there. I want

37:40

to see he actually sniffs it. Please, I

37:43

hope he sniffs it. Please sniff it, Rob, please

37:45

sniff it. Okay, he's looking, he

37:47

sees the chain in the ass, he

37:50

takes it out. No, he just looks

37:52

and smiles. Lie.

37:56

But it's still funny. I bet you he did a take where

37:58

he sniffed and Bill was like no. Bill was like, no way, that's

38:00

not making in the show, but still very

38:03

funny. Now when when Steadman we're

38:05

jumping around, but when doctor

38:07

Stedman says I'm woozy on the golf course,

38:10

it made me think of you because we once

38:12

went to Cambo for

38:14

my birthday and you were day drinking.

38:17

Donald is a lot like a like a puppy in

38:19

that he'll go super hard, super hard,

38:21

super hard, and then he needs a nap. And

38:24

we were in Cambo for my birthday and he's

38:26

like we're raging and day drinking and just by

38:29

the pool, and then he's like down for the count

38:31

up in our suite and I was like, where's

38:33

Donald. I go up there and I try and try and wake

38:35

you up, and you go I'm woozy. You

38:39

were with your brother too. My brother

38:41

thought it was the funniest fucking thing. He talks about all the time.

38:44

He's like Murmber when Donald said he was woozy, Like who

38:46

says they're woozy? You

38:48

could have easily said, bro, I'm tired, I'll be out in a little

38:50

bit. You were like, I'm woozy. I was drunk

38:53

as can they do. Yeah, that's funny, though I laughed.

38:55

It was too many I

38:57

heard, I heard Steedman Sam woozy, And

38:59

I sorry remembering my brother and I laughing

39:02

for fucking months about you yelling that you were

39:04

woozy. One of my favorite, one

39:06

of my favorite stories of you and your brothers.

39:08

Are you guys sneaking And we still use

39:10

this to this day. You guys sneaking into the house

39:13

right late at night, right drunk

39:15

out of your mind. I think we might have had some of God's

39:18

lettuce as well. Okay, so you might have had some

39:20

of the green lettuce that God grows on

39:22

this earth, God's favorite lettuce. Yeah, and

39:24

your brother taking his pointer finger

39:27

and sticking it up your butt.

39:30

Right, we were walking Yeah, yeah, you guys

39:32

are walking up the stairs and he's

39:34

behind you and he sticks it up your butt and you

39:36

turn around and go, dude, too deep.

39:39

Yeah, we were, we were we

39:42

were trying to be quiet, and we were like very

39:44

silly and giggling, and we're walking up the stairs. We

39:46

didn't want to wake up my parents. And he you know, he

39:48

put his finger like you know, I had clothes on.

39:51

It wasn't like he went in my butt, but he like

39:53

tried to jab my my poohle

39:56

and U and I

39:58

turned around and went dude, too d deep. And

40:00

we laughed about that. We laughed about

40:03

that forever because it wasn't like it

40:05

wasn't like I was saying, bro fucking stop. I was

40:07

like, no, just that, not that far. Yeah,

40:13

too deep has been a very long running joke

40:16

in my whole family. Wherever Too

40:18

Deep, that's one of my favorites I

40:27

wanted to talk about. In this episode, they

40:29

introduced the fact that Turk is

40:31

a man of faith. Yes, and it's

40:35

right and the cross is out and everything like that.

40:37

And I remember Bill coming up to me and saying, you know what,

40:39

we want to establish that you're a man

40:42

of faith so that

40:44

when the Christmas episode comes up,

40:47

we have this whole storyline for you when the Christmas

40:49

episode comes up. Yeah, and while

40:52

watching this this is also this all goes

40:54

away after the Christmas

40:56

episode. So they lead up to this.

40:58

They did all the all of this stuff where

41:01

Turk is a man of faith for the next couple of episodes

41:04

until we get to the Christmas episode. Just why didn't

41:06

notice? Yeah? Did

41:08

you notice? When you when you when you do get

41:10

to the scene with Carla setting up candles in the

41:12

house sixteen fifty four, it's a lot

41:14

of a lot of candles. I mean, she's really it's

41:16

kind of a fire hazard. The woman has set up far too

41:18

many candles. Yeah. Have you ever been

41:21

in a room with candles like that in real life?

41:23

No? I only no, only like

41:26

I mean, I've been in rooms where you set

41:28

up a few candles because you're trying to be romantic. But

41:30

never Judy. It looked like a music video set for boys

41:33

to men. I'll make love

41:35

to you like you on

41:38

me too, and I'll

41:40

hold you tight. That's

41:42

such a correct baby. All through

41:45

the night, I oh

41:49

make But

41:53

you guys can't see it. But joel Is is swaying

41:55

like a fangirl in the front row, like she's just shy

41:57

of holding up a lighter. They

42:00

don't hold up lighters anymore. They hold up cell phones. All

42:02

their phones. They hold up their phones. They're now cell phones.

42:04

Um. So I just thought that was funny. Like, first

42:07

of all, candles are very expensive, right, so carl

42:09

Yeah, where did she get all the said candles?

42:12

This is before Amazon, Carla went candle

42:14

shopper. Yeah, so like Yankee

42:16

Doodle whatever whatever, though, who

42:19

was the candle shop name? I don't know if it's still around

42:21

Yankee Doodle is that it? I don't

42:23

know. The scented candles, I don't

42:25

know, but she went nuts, and frankly, I just don't

42:27

think it's very safe. I mean, if you guys are gonna go yes

42:30

Dan saying it's Yankee candle, It's Yankee

42:32

candle, Yankee candle. So you guys

42:34

are gonna get busy, and then I'm just worried, just safety

42:36

wise. You're gonna go in the other room and bump

42:39

uglies and then we're gonna be left. I'm gonna be

42:41

left in a fire hazard of an apartment because there's nine

42:43

hundred candles lit. I imagine there's also

42:45

candles in the other room. Listen you if you're

42:47

listening to this, I don't want your house to burn down. Let's

42:49

say you light candles in the living room and you're romancing

42:51

your partner. Before you go do

42:54

it in your in your bedroom, please blow out all

42:56

your candles in the main room. This has been

42:58

a public service announcement from Zack

43:00

and Donald. Only you. At

43:03

seventeen twenty nine, there's that super dark

43:05

fantasy, I mean, so appropriate

43:08

for the healthcare debate that's going on in our country

43:10

now. But that super dark fantasy

43:12

of Kelso manning the supermarket

43:15

cash register and just checking out and

43:17

charging old people and then I whip out the body

43:20

bag. I mean, I love that Bill did that.

43:22

It's just really amazing, just

43:25

satire, but it was like so dark, especially

43:27

now, I was just like, this is this is so

43:30

smart and also so fucked up and

43:32

true. Yeah, it's very true. Did

43:35

you notice at eighteen o six that Rowdy has a food

43:37

ball. I never knew that Rowdy had a ball. In

43:39

the background of this scene

43:41

with you and Judy in the corner, a little

43:43

Easter egg for you guys, there's Rowdy and not

43:45

only has a bull, but he has food we bought food for the

43:47

dead dog. That's crazy, that's wrong

43:49

with us, That's what I'm telling you. That's the oddest storyline

43:53

throughout the whole series. The rowdy

43:55

storyline is just so freaking weird.

43:57

Dude, Like, we bought a dead dog

44:00

food. Yeah, and we make

44:02

the dead dog hump. Did

44:04

you know that he had a ball? I didn't

44:06

know that. I forgot all about that. Also,

44:09

before we go that far, I wanted to talk about

44:11

the bar. Yeah, that bar

44:13

is only there for the first season, if I'm correct.

44:16

Yeah, now, I think you're right, and that is not in

44:18

urgent Care either. That's also that

44:21

was actual, an actual bar that we used

44:23

to film in. Yeah, and it was a big

44:25

pain in the ass to go there because you know, when you

44:27

leave, when we left the hospital, we were a big footprint

44:29

with a very large crew, and it always going

44:32

to locations was a big deal. Like I think we spent

44:34

the full day on that golf course, but going

44:36

to the bar. They wanted to use the bar so

44:38

much and going there with such a pain in the ass that that's

44:40

why I believe it was second season.

44:43

They built the bar set into the hospital,

44:45

into the hospital, So this is one of the time.

44:47

This is one of the one of the bar scenes that was in

44:49

an actual bar. Also a little Scrubs

44:52

trivia go on. I don't have the answer

44:54

for it. What country club was

44:56

that that you guys were playing golf at? I

44:58

have no idea exactly. I

45:00

have no idea. These are things that I would be very interested

45:03

in right now because I love playing golf.

45:05

So as a golfer, did you go who

45:07

nice course? I'd like to play it right

45:09

away. As soon as I saw it, I was like, what country club

45:12

is that? What golf course is that? I want to play there? Okay,

45:14

well, I'll bet you we can find out. We'll do well. I've

45:16

been very lucky to play on some

45:19

really cool golf courses. I got to play Sherwood

45:21

once. I think they're kind of obnoxious if

45:23

I can. I I guess this is controversial

45:26

to say to a golfer, but Los Angeles

45:28

has filled with so many damn golf

45:31

clubs. Yeah, but I'm gonna tell you something

45:33

right now. There is beautiful, packed, beautiful

45:35

land that should be shared with the people.

45:38

I'm just saying. Sometimes I'm driving around town

45:41

and I go wow, and then there's like a hole in the in

45:43

the in the chain link fence, and I go, oh my god,

45:45

look how beautiful it is in there, and

45:48

we're not allowed to use it. I'm just pissed. I'm

45:50

the complete opposite of you. I'll drive around

45:53

town and I'll see an open field and I'll

45:55

be like, is that a golf course? Yeah? Because

45:57

you you like to play them, and you get invited

45:59

because you're you to play on fancy courses.

46:01

But I love playing golf. Let's talk about

46:03

the Star Wars fantasy, because I think that it's

46:06

a very special moment. This is a tricky

46:08

thing because when you're gonna you're allowed to parody

46:11

something, it's laws and copyrights. If it's

46:13

called fair use, if you're if

46:15

you're truly doing a parody. That's how SNL is

46:18

allowed to do whatever they want and and other

46:20

things that that are doing parody. But

46:23

I remember there were lots of weird rules like to

46:27

you know, like that had to be medically inspired.

46:30

That's why when you cut twenty twenty six and you cut

46:32

to the girls with the buns in their hair, there

46:34

had to be like medical supplies in

46:36

their hair. I didn't really think that made sense, but but

46:39

the lawyers had found a way to tiptoe around

46:41

it and be able to do it. If we were we

46:43

were doing a quote unquote medical parody

46:45

of Star Wars. You know

46:47

what I mean. I didn't understand that. I didn't understand

46:50

why they had all of those things in their hands. Yeah, but the

46:52

scrubs enough was us

46:54

being in scrubs was enough for it to be

46:57

you know what I mean? Like I had a vest and

47:00

a shirt underneath, and you know, I

47:03

thought that was if you notice, all of our outfits

47:05

were scrubs bassed, so I thought that would be enough

47:07

for Well, the girls are the girls like

47:10

they're in um in real scrubs,

47:12

whereas your outfit and mine are are altered.

47:15

Like I'm I've got like the I've got like the cross

47:18

and whatever you call my scrubs have been altered. And

47:20

uh, I don't think that's my hair. That must be a

47:22

wig, right, that's not Yeah, but this was Yeah, that's definitely

47:25

not my hair. Really, it looks like it's yours.

47:28

You wish you had that hair, by the way, you look

47:30

so good with that hair. I mean I would

47:32

look land I'm telling you, Billy d Williams,

47:34

watch out, baby. If I had that hair, or Solo

47:38

are supposed to be Solo or Lando, I'm supposed

47:40

to be Han Solo, but Eric Estrado, eat

47:42

your heart out when I got hair like that. You

47:44

do look good with that hair. You know, we did us chips

47:47

of photoshoot that you can you see on

47:49

the interwebs if you're curious. It was for some magazine,

47:51

I think Entertainment Weekly or something, and they

47:54

they had a wig on you and you

47:56

looked glorious. I'd love it. I look like

47:58

Bruno Mars and Eric Estrada. Yeah,

48:01

I like this. I haven't frozen on your on your wig.

48:03

You look great. I couldn't remember if you were supposed

48:05

to be Lando or supposed to be Han Solo, but now I was Han

48:08

Solo. That's why then easy chewy line. But also

48:10

this was the year we went to the Playboy Mansion for Halloween

48:12

and I wore that same wig because

48:15

I tried to be Han Solo at the Playboy Mansion.

48:17

And I remember people walking up to me like, yo, who are

48:20

you supposed to be? And I was like, I'm Han Solo.

48:22

I don't like remember, I barely remember. I

48:25

remember we went to the Playboy Mansion. And you dressed

48:27

up as as a big fire I

48:29

was that's not very creative, and I was

48:31

Han solo. Did you remembering Playboy

48:34

Mansion or do you remember thinking like, oh, it's not exactly

48:36

what I daydreamed it would be. It was not what

48:38

I imagined it would Yeah, me too, I remember thinking it

48:40

was it was a little bit along in the tooth.

48:43

It didn't. It didn't, it was. It's

48:45

one of those things where it's like, it's better to just imagine

48:48

what it would be like in your in your dreams. The fantasy

48:50

was definitely better than the reality of Yeah,

48:53

there were lots of benefits on the show, and you could

48:55

be like, hey can I get a you go to hair

48:57

and makeup? Hey can I get a haircut? You get a carry? Hey

48:59

can I in a Halloween costume? Or Hey, I'm

49:01

going to be on a show this week? Can you give me outfit

49:05

to where when I walk out? But look at you, look

49:07

at your background. You have no shortage of outfits.

49:10

Back there, Donald, this is all my wife's clothes, believe

49:12

it or not. Really, Yeah, what you're

49:14

seeing behind me is actually my wife stuff. The

49:16

stuff over here is mine. On the left

49:18

side, that's mine and those are golf

49:20

shirts. A lot of p XG golf shirts. Oh

49:22

my god, I'm

49:24

just saying, okay,

49:33

we all call her Laurie. Hi.

49:36

I'm so sorry. No, you're perfect,

49:38

You're just in time. We almost ended the show. We

49:40

almost ended the show, Laurie. We almost

49:43

ended the show without you, without Lorie.

49:45

No, no, no, without always with Hi,

49:47

Lorie Hi. It's so great to Where

49:50

are you from? Where are you calling from? The

49:52

Caribbean? Turnidad

49:55

on the show, Select to come

49:58

down finald The show was officially

50:00

international. Now it really is. It's

50:02

big. Are you wearing scrubs? I

50:05

sure? Am? Oh are you what are you a

50:07

doctor? Nursa? What do you do? I'm

50:09

a photographer, but oh, you just love just

50:12

scrubs for the podcast. I was

50:14

thinking, nobody's going to see that, you know that, right, we'll

50:16

see it, will We saw it though, and I like that

50:18

they're green too. I appreciate you.

50:21

Yeah, thank you Louri for

50:23

coming on the podcast and tell us what your

50:25

question is. So in the series,

50:28

I think, I mean, you'll always balance between

50:30

super heavy things as well as really light. But

50:33

there are two truly like super

50:35

heavy episodes. It's

50:37

my phone Idol where Cox lost

50:39

the three patients after getting a trance lances

50:42

from Jill Tracy and my screw

50:44

up would be big just ending spoilers

50:46

with Ben dying at the end, and

50:49

I was just wondering which one was your favorite,

50:51

because it's pretty difficult to choose. I think, Wow,

50:54

I'm going to be really lame and admit that I got goose bumps

50:57

when you said that, because I

50:59

have to go to Ben dying, just because I think

51:02

one of the most talked about things in Scrubs

51:05

history was that moment at the funeral

51:07

with where do you think we are? And

51:10

where do you think we are? And then Josh Raiden's

51:12

song Winter Coming on. I

51:14

just think that that was just so moving

51:18

and Cox, who's always such a strong alpha

51:21

on top of it all, finally getting to see

51:23

him grieve and feel pain. And

51:26

I think Johnny's performance in that was was

51:29

incredibly moving. What about

51:31

you Donald? You know, I do

51:33

like the episode where Cox loses

51:35

three patients because at first he's trying

51:38

to pitch a no hitter, and that's what we

51:40

all think is going to happen, is that he's gonna you

51:43

know, you know, we even use the

51:45

reference in the show where you

51:47

know, you don't talk to him about what's

51:50

going on because he's in the zone. And

51:52

then at the end of the episode he loses

51:56

if I'm am I correct, Lorie, I'm correct

51:58

about this, right, Laurie. Yeah, all three

52:00

dicer, but he is in the zone, and he does feel

52:02

like he's going to save all three of them too,

52:04

right before it all goes down, right

52:07

right right right before and like the two die

52:10

and anyone who's his actual friend he

52:12

gets like the page and then that's when he's

52:14

like losing it. And then that I mean, I'm

52:17

a super frequent and comes to scribes, but that's right after

52:19

the episode. She's a super freak

52:21

when it comes to scribs.

52:25

That's right after the episode where Joe Tracy

52:27

dies on himself up because he's like, I could

52:29

have saved her and cox Jon

52:31

John says, if you let yourself feel

52:33

like that, that's the end and J D. J. John

52:36

Tells talks that and he's like, yep, you

52:38

know more about the show. I love I

52:41

love super fans like that. I love it. I think

52:44

it's so cool. Yeah, Donald and I do not know nearly.

52:46

That's it's a good thing. Though amazing.

52:49

It's amazing, And I really love your accent. It's amazing.

52:52

I never realized I had on I

52:55

you know, I I gotta be honest with

52:57

you. Anytime John c McGinley has

52:59

the opportunity unity to do sad

53:02

drama, it's always good. And so

53:04

you know, when Ben dies and when the three

53:07

patients die and you see him wig out

53:09

and lose it, it's

53:12

always good. So if you're asking me, if

53:14

you're asking me which one I liked better, I

53:17

do, I'm gonna be honest with you. I do like the

53:19

one with Brendan Frasier in it. One

53:21

because Brendan Frasier was in it, and two

53:24

because this is Cox so far

53:27

off the rails, you know what I mean That he's hallucinating

53:30

and he's imagining things and he loved

53:32

this man so much. And this is the only

53:34

person you know, that we ever

53:36

see him love that much where

53:38

it breaks his heart and breaks him down. So

53:41

that definitely is one of the episodes

53:43

that I feel as our most as

53:46

it hits hard, you know, it's it's

53:48

done so perfectly. Yeah, that

53:50

one. And when Glenn Turman was on the show, Yes,

53:54

I forgot his character name but he's the one that he's

53:56

the older black man that Donald and I are trying

53:58

to keep alive, and we sit by

54:01

his side. Yeah, George, God, you're good.

54:04

He's a wonderful actor and he that's one of

54:06

my favorite episodes. Actually, yeah, all

54:09

right, do you have another question, Laurie? I have

54:11

my friend who's the real reason that I even got

54:13

through to do this. It should be on it because

54:16

she want to asks the question. I don't know where she

54:19

is. Do you want to want to call her?

54:21

You can call her friend Millionaire Elid

54:27

audience. Do you want to use a lifeline? Yeah?

54:29

Yeah, hold on, I'm trying to click the

54:31

link in the emails?

54:35

What is the question question?

54:37

If you don't have another legendary anything?

54:42

Wow, what I have actually

54:44

wanted to do really badly? He

54:47

was. I don't know. If you're on Instagram, in people's stories,

54:49

they have this templates where it's like this or that. Yeah,

54:52

yeah, yeah, I have a ton of them with scrubs.

54:55

Let's go. Yes, that's it. Do

54:58

you prefer my pilot or my finale?

55:00

The real finale? Season? It my

55:05

pilot that was the jump off? Yeah,

55:07

my pilots is the moment that our lives changed,

55:09

so I think we'll always have a soft spot in our heart for that. Um.

55:12

Do you prefer Molly More's characters

55:14

Jadie's girlfriends? What's the bunk's character as

55:17

Jadi's girlfriend? Oh, that's a tough

55:19

one. I loved

55:21

him both, But since Mandy was my

55:23

real life girlfriend at the time, I'll say Mandy

55:26

because that was really cool that it was very

55:28

well. It was also really a cool to avon at the time

55:30

because, uh, you know, it was

55:33

fun to act with my girlfriend at the time and she. I thought

55:35

Mandy had a great job. Also, I also

55:38

loved Mandy on the show. But I really liked Elizabeth

55:40

Banks also on the show. I was a huge

55:42

fan of forty year old Virgin and the character she played

55:44

in forty year old version, and I thought that was you

55:47

know, I thought it was cool that, you know,

55:50

she was on the show. Sure, all right,

55:52

go ahead, last one, Lorie, because we were

55:54

no two more? You get two more, two more? Okay,

55:58

Oh, this is no difficult. Um. Do

56:00

you prefer trusty bottoms of clickie

56:02

tops fence? Oh? I'm a clickie top

56:05

guy. I loved it nervously, nervously

56:07

click clickie top and

56:10

um, this one's really for Donald.

56:12

But did you prefer your Neil Diamond

56:14

impression or your Aeron novel in Russia?

56:17

Neil Diamond? Because I love Neil Diamond,

56:19

Come on, give us a little. When I was a kid, I

56:22

used to listen to in between

56:24

watching Voltron and Transformers

56:27

on w p i X in New York

56:29

City. They would always play the best

56:31

of Neil Diamond. And that's how

56:33

I learned about who Neil Diamond was. I

56:35

don't know any of his songs full

56:38

all the way through. I only know snippets.

56:41

It's like everywhere

56:43

around New World. They

56:46

come into America and

56:49

then love on the Rocks,

56:53

no surprise, and then what

56:57

was the other one? Turn on? Yeah,

57:00

hard light. Did you ever see

57:02

the movie he made? I think it was The Jet. Yeah,

57:04

he's in black face in that movie, Dude, at one

57:06

point he's in black face in that movie. Neil

57:09

Diamond is in black face in that movie. OK. I didn't

57:11

know. Don't yell at me. I didn't make them. I didn't. I'm just putting

57:13

it out there. Not only wrote

57:15

it. Here's a great here's something great

57:17

that I loved about doing scrubs and my

57:20

love for Neil Diamond, the Transformers

57:24

more than meets the eye, keep

57:27

going Transformers

57:31

robots in disguise. So

57:35

if you've ever asked, if you ever anyone ever asked you, have

57:37

you ever heard of an impression of Neil Diamond

57:39

seeing the child face their

57:41

Batsu to destroy the

57:44

evil forces of the

57:47

Decepticons. Who

57:50

well, alright, alright, alright, alright,

57:53

alright, Edition Laurie,

57:55

thank you, you're the best, and thanks for being such a big fan

57:57

of ours. We thank you for wearing scrubs, Rank

58:00

Dale, and thank you for the scrubs being

58:02

green. Donald.

58:04

I think that's the episode. That is the episode.

58:07

Wait, I mean is there anything after Star Wars. Let's

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see, I'm scrolling the janitor pushes me

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over. No, well, actually, let's

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talk about the reveal. You know, you finally realizing

58:16

doctor Cox. This will go on

58:18

for the next few episodes where doctor Cox

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figures out a way to come back to the

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hospital and and

58:26

work even though he's suspended, and

58:28

he uses if I'm correct, he uses JD

58:31

as his liaison. I don't remember,

58:34

but nice pronunciation of liaison. I like you put

58:36

a little French on it, no doubt. Listen, I miss

58:38

you so much. I totally

58:40

miss you. In the words of Tenacious D. Dude,

58:42

I totally miss you. That's Tenacious

58:45

D. Absolutely do you know how is it a song?

58:48

Yeah, dude, I totally miss you. Dude.

58:50

I totally miss you, Dude,

58:53

I totally miss you. Do I do

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miss you. And and it's Friday

58:57

night here in Los Angeles, and man, I

59:00

wish that we were headed to a fun restaurant

59:02

to have drinks with our gals and and

59:05

have long hugs and

59:07

chest and fun and laughter, fun and

59:09

laughter. Casey Cobb, Donald's wife coined

59:11

that phrase. She said, well, she didn't coin it. She don't

59:14

get paid when people say it. No, but that's

59:16

copyrighted. But she was always like, y'all want

59:18

to get together for fun and laughter. That

59:20

is that is her saying, Donald,

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do you want to lead us in gratitude

59:27

and thanks this week? I am so

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thankful for so many

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things right now. One, the healthcare

59:34

community out there, and the doctors

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and the nurses and

59:39

the orderlies and all the people that the

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EMTs, the mets, everyone

59:44

that works in the hospital, but not just them, also

59:47

the people that work at the grocery stores, bust

59:49

driving people, the people that take our trash

59:52

out COVID nineteen is

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hitting really hard in the African American

59:56

community right now, and that's because

1:00:00

of African Americans, we have the

1:00:02

jobs that people are calling essential

1:00:05

and don't necessarily have the

1:00:08

best healthcare out there. And

1:00:11

I just want to shine a light on that and

1:00:14

shine a light on our community

1:00:17

and make sure that we all have

1:00:19

each other's backs right now, because

1:00:21

that is very, very very important.

1:00:24

And so I just, you know, I just want

1:00:26

to thank all of the healthcare workers. I want

1:00:28

to thank everybody out there, but I especially

1:00:30

want to reach out to all

1:00:33

of my brothers and sisters out there and and

1:00:35

and say to you guys, you

1:00:38

know, one, stay in. This is not

1:00:40

a game two. Check

1:00:43

on your people for real, and

1:00:47

hopefully, if you're lucky, you'll have a

1:00:49

doctor like doctor Cox or something like

1:00:51

that who's willing to you

1:00:54

know, because insurance it's a big issue right

1:00:56

now. It's such a huge issue right now, and

1:00:58

we need to figure that out. I'm just, you know, I

1:01:00

don't want to, you know, get

1:01:03

controversial and say, you know, people aren't

1:01:05

doing enough, but that's something that needs

1:01:07

to be addressed. We need to address. On

1:01:09

the next episode, we are going to solve

1:01:12

the healthcare problem in the United States. We're not going to solve

1:01:14

the healthcare problem. I know, I'm just kidding, but we're

1:01:16

gonna But I definitely wanted to say, you

1:01:18

know, watch each other's backs

1:01:21

out there. Yeah, well said, And thank

1:01:23

you everybody for listening, and thank

1:01:26

you for tuning in. And we're having

1:01:28

so much fun doing this, and we're so happy

1:01:30

to know that so many of

1:01:32

you across the globe are listening.

1:01:35

So now Donald will count us into our final

1:01:38

song, this time now with the

1:01:40

new improved five

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six six seven Stories

1:01:46

about sure we made around

1:02:00

you here, I'll yeah around

1:02:02

you here, I'll excretch rewatch

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your w a mm

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hmmmm.