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Hi, hi, hi, hi

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jall hi, don y'all

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everybody like, how hool listeners,

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it's cold raining fin

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wait what? Yes, it

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is it is. You're not

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supposed to have this weather. It's wrong going on,

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it's amazing. Oh my god, you know

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what. Mammoth is just getting

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stumped on our two local

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ski mountains, Big Bear and Mammoth

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are are are covered with

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with fresh powder that's nice,

0:42

like cocaine. Yes,

0:46

looks like cocaine covered in beautiful, beautiful.

0:49

I always hear in the rap songs that they

0:51

talk about skiing. Is that what they mean? The powder,

0:54

the cocaine, the ski they do? Yes? Really

0:56

the rappers do coke? Yes?

0:58

Are you kidding me? The smoke blunts.

1:01

I think my wife and myself are the only

1:03

people in America that don't do coke

1:05

in the world that don't. What Joe,

1:08

that's not true, No, Joel, do you do? It's

1:11

the worst. Have you ever done it? What

1:13

I have? But I have never, never

1:16

in my life. You're not missing

1:18

anything. I know. You know why, because if

1:20

I did, I'd be hooked. I have a very addictive

1:22

personality and I know this, So things

1:24

that I try to stay away from are things like booze

1:27

because once I got on a binge, it's crazy

1:30

crack cocaine uh

1:33

and and other forms of cocaine,

1:35

and I

1:37

don't want to try them. I don't ever want to try them

1:40

because of my addictive personality. I'm

1:42

hooked on weeds so bad. Right now, I'm trying

1:44

to figure away off the ship. Oh yeah, I thought

1:46

you were trying. Were I

1:48

am trying. I'm still working on it.

1:50

I just like it so much. But also

1:53

it's freaking you know, it's funk

1:55

what they say. The truth is, it is very

1:57

addictive. Yeah, I agree with you.

1:59

You're not the only pot head addict I know. I

2:01

know a couple. Well, you don't

2:03

have to call me a fucking addict, man. That hurts a little

2:05

bit. Well, I'm just saying that

2:08

I love ganja as well. But people

2:10

saying that it's not addictive, is I always

2:12

thought a bit silly. Yeah, that is very Sillybably

2:15

it's something not physically addictive, but it's definitely

2:18

mentally addictive, right absolutely.

2:20

Just it's like that oral fixation,

2:22

the feeling of putting cigarettes to

2:24

your mouth and all of that stuff. Because you can

2:26

eat marijuana, you could totally eat

2:28

it. But there's nothing like smoking

2:31

it. It's also the pandemic is

2:33

a little like, oh, I'm so bored. You

2:35

know, it's so long too, man,

2:38

the pandemic. Jeez.

2:42

Do you find when you're watching like TV shows

2:44

and movies and people are all hanging out in like a

2:46

bar or doing like things we can't do anymore,

2:49

that you're like, oh, it looks so fun.

2:51

But just look at Australia. They're having a blast

2:54

over there. Really, they

2:56

got like they've got like under a thousand

2:59

cases of COVID, like two hundred and something

3:01

cases of COVID over. Yeah, they're doing

3:03

great. They're doing great, and

3:05

they're probably still on lockdown. They're still taking

3:07

it very seriously. You know, it's seriously, you know

3:09

what I mean, it's still taking very serious. They're

3:12

like, I'm not gonna I'm not gonna go outside.

3:14

There's a possibility they probably still have

3:16

masks on and everything. Right, I

3:18

don't know, I'm speaking out of turn. Hey

3:20

I'm one Australia. Let me know. I want to thank

3:23

everyone for all the love I got

3:25

because my my big announcement came out

3:27

that I cheaper

3:29

by the dozen. So

3:31

you guys are swirling in this Huh, welcome

3:34

to the swirl baby, laugh

3:36

to myself, swirl. I was laughing

3:38

to myself as I was dialing into this. I

3:40

was like, I'm kind of playing Donald like I'm in the

3:44

relationship. Interracial

3:46

relationship with twelve kids. Kenya

3:49

Barris wrote the script and it's really really

3:51

good and I'm just so

3:53

stoked. So thank you all for the for the love

3:56

you gave me. I saw lots

3:58

of your comments and a lot of people were like,

4:00

oh, is that the thing that you guys beeped and when

4:02

when you were talking about it, And yes, that is indeed

4:04

the thing. And I'm really really, really

4:07

really excited. It's really cool

4:09

man. Thank you. Is

4:12

it just you two right now that have been cast? All

4:15

the kids have been cast, okay, because

4:18

it's such a process to cast

4:20

twelve children, as you can imagine,

4:22

and they're of different races, and

4:25

they're of uh, you know,

4:27

one of them is handicapped in a wheelchair,

4:29

and they wanted to have an actual girl in

4:31

a wheelchair and so and

4:33

of so many different types of children, of course,

4:35

and so to do that they had to do a

4:38

huge search across

4:41

the country and the director

4:43

has been doing it the entire time

4:45

we've been in lockdown, She's been doing it over over

4:48

video, over the web. I have a question,

4:50

Yeah, why is it cheaper by the dozen?

4:53

I would think a dozen it would be expensive. I

4:56

thought it would be cheaper. I mean, I

4:58

guess if you round it out, we got are you gonna

5:00

pay less by like a little bit? By

5:03

the does it? But if the impression

5:05

is when you buy things? But I know,

5:07

I get it, I get it. That doesn't But

5:09

why is it always cheaper that way?

5:12

I think the Baker's. I think the Baker's

5:14

doesn't it is cheaper than that doesn't though?

5:17

Right, isn't the Baker's doesn't cheap? Did

5:19

you have? It's only one o'clock. I

5:21

smoked so much weed today? All

5:25

right? Who

5:29

we got on the show? Who's on the show today? We

5:31

have Sarah Chalk today

5:33

on the show and that's very exciting because everybody

5:36

loves Sarah Chalk. And we also

5:38

have GT from GT's Kombuche because

5:40

Joel we wanted

5:43

to figure out a way to better

5:45

explain to people we're always hyping up Get's

5:47

kombucha and Donald and I genuinely

5:50

love it, but we don't really necessarily

5:52

explain it that well, so we thought we would have gt On

5:54

to explain. First of all, he's a really interesting guy who

5:57

made this ginormous company and is

5:59

a huge success. He's got a

6:01

great story behind it too. It's kind of interesting,

6:04

just American businessman story. But also

6:08

he can explain kombchter better

6:10

than weekend is He is he here, Guys, he is

6:12

here. Let's invite him in hunt Donald's. Yeah.

6:14

Absolutely, Ja

6:20

and gentlemen, give it up for kombucha.

6:27

Dude, you're so young. It really is

6:29

like I forgot how young you are, and

6:31

you've made this ginormous company. I'm just

6:34

taking in your your long, your young

6:36

beautiful face. He's not young. He's

6:38

really seventy five. It's that

6:43

would be a funny thing if that were true. I'm just

6:45

gonna tell everyone that he's really seventy

6:48

five years old. But he's young and handsome looking.

6:50

Yeah, and I bathe in kombucha

6:53

and that's the secrets of my ntality. I don't know if

6:55

you rub it on your face or something. Man, you look

6:57

great, Thank you well, listen,

6:59

great to see you. It's so goad to see you. We

7:01

this is, by the way, this is Joel and Daniel. Hi,

7:04

Hey, we want

7:06

to have you on man because we're always talking about

7:09

how much we love your product,

7:11

and I think that Donald and I, other

7:13

than saying the obvious things, it tastes awesome

7:16

and we know it's good for our gut. We

7:18

we kind of fall short and we've we've spoken

7:20

to you about it, so we thought you could help explain

7:22

to our listeners first and

7:24

foremost, you know, in very simple terms,

7:27

because you know, you can get technical

7:29

about like gut health and everything. But just like

7:31

they have this thing on Reddit called explain it Like

7:33

I'm five, so I was thinking you could

7:35

explain it, like we're all five. Why

7:38

Why is kombucha so good

7:40

for our for our health? Kambucha

7:43

is good for your health because again, as

7:45

we all know, our stomachs really

7:47

are the source of our nutrition and our vitality.

7:49

But over the course of our lives they become

7:52

compromise and we're not really digesting completely

7:55

the foods that we eat. Therefore we're not getting the nourishment.

7:57

So that's number one. So kambucha kind of helps restore

8:00

that balance to allow your digestion to fully

8:02

function and do everything it's intended to do.

8:05

In addition to that, I mean, we're learning more and more

8:07

that our stomachs do more than digest

8:09

food. There are, in many ways kind of the second

8:11

brain, and they're the center of many

8:13

things, whether it's our moods, our energy

8:16

levels, things that we crave,

8:18

things of that nature. And of course ultimately they

8:20

go hand in hand with our immune system.

8:23

So I mean to sum it all up that that

8:25

the gut and the stomach and the digestion

8:28

is really the center of our wellness. And so nothing

8:30

else will get better until we take care of our

8:32

digestion. And

8:35

and okay, so here's my

8:37

question. Why does it taste so damn good?

8:39

I mean, how do you do that? How do you do that? Because

8:42

I've had other I have had other ones, other

8:44

brands, and they don't taste as good.

8:46

And are you the are you the biggest brand in in

8:49

in the USA? We're

8:51

the actually the biggest brand in the Worldbody,

8:55

look at you, and how old are you? But you don't have to

8:57

tell me, but you look like you're thirty years old?

9:00

And I'm happy to tell you I'm forty three. Well

9:03

are you really you look twenty nine? And

9:05

are you really forty three. Yeah,

9:08

nineteen seventy seven. Baby,

9:12

So wait, wait, wait, go back, because Donald

9:14

Donald and I are proud of you. You get the first You

9:16

are the first person that I can say, well, you can't

9:19

say it's not just black that

9:21

don't crack. You

9:24

got that Paul Rudding you what are y'all doing

9:26

it? You're s that's

9:29

right, that's wait. Wait, so wait, Dave tell

9:31

us about how will you tell

9:33

us the short version? Because you know, I've

9:37

heard the long version and it's fucking extraordinary, but

9:39

it's probably too long for this podcast. But will

9:41

you give everyone just the bullet points of how you made this company

9:43

because I just think you're also just an

9:45

inspirational story of creating

9:48

this thing by yourself and you're the biggest

9:50

kombucha company in the world. That's pretty cool.

9:53

Well, first of all, thank you for saying that. And so I

9:55

mean again, my company kind of started is just

9:57

this personal passion and almost as happy

10:00

accident. You know, I was raised vegetarians,

10:02

so I was raised with the importance and understanding

10:04

of how food can be your medicine as well as your poison, and

10:07

my parents incorporate a lot of unique foods

10:09

into the household so in addition to kombucha,

10:12

it was no knee chia seed, ali vera,

10:14

juice, wheat grass, things of that nature. And

10:16

so kombucha came into the household when I was starting

10:19

to become a teenager and my parents were

10:21

making it and drinking it, and they

10:24

became fanatic about their consumption

10:26

to the point where they were drinking multiple glasses

10:28

a day, giving it to every friend and family member that

10:30

walked into the household. But it wasn't

10:32

until kombucha helped my mom with her breast cancer,

10:35

which was about two years later, and

10:37

that was kind of the moment that we truly understood

10:39

that not only can food be your medicine,

10:41

but it can actually help your body heal

10:43

itself. And so I was now around

10:46

the age of fifteen. So my mother

10:48

was my best friend and is my everything, and

10:50

so the fact that her health was

10:53

on the line and then this pungent tasting

10:55

team called kombucha had helped her is

10:57

really what became the catalyst for me. You

11:00

have this desire to share it with the world. Again,

11:02

I was too young to be an entrepreneur

11:05

or a businessman or anything you

11:07

know of that nature, and so I really was just leading

11:09

from the heart, as I loved kimbucha, wanted

11:11

to share it, and so I didn't. And

11:14

I went about it in many ways or

11:16

just again a personal passion and

11:19

just almost like a hobby that I was

11:21

happy if just one person liked it. Right,

11:24

Well, were you like the lad were

11:26

you like the lemonade stand? But it was kimbucha?

11:28

Was that? Was that? How you really? Exactly? Young?

11:32

Yeah? I was like this young little guy

11:34

sampling an air One, which was my first store. Of

11:37

course, air One's like this phenomenon lately

11:39

in Los Angeles, like every Yeah, if you don't live in

11:42

La air one is like an even

11:44

healthier, more beautiful

11:46

whole foods, right, Yeah, it's pretty

11:48

amazing. It's it's a pretty amazing market.

11:51

And and and you're really represented

11:54

there well because you

11:56

guys always send me and Donald flavors. And I

11:58

went into to Air one and it was like where

12:00

all, wow, come, we haven't had all these there's

12:02

so how many different now?

12:05

Oh my god, we have over thirty and you're right,

12:07

are one and stores like Krewe. You walk in and

12:09

it's like this oasis of kombucha.

12:12

You have like every single flavor, every single

12:14

every kind of size you could your heart could desire.

12:17

And that's why naturally I started are one and so

12:19

yeah, I mean I was sampling, and I was really just like,

12:22

as you said, almost like this kombucha stand within

12:24

the store, and I would be there or my mother would be

12:26

there virtually every weekend and we would just sample,

12:28

sample, sample, talk about it. And

12:31

so your point earlier is to be honest,

12:33

kombucha back then, at least wasn't something

12:35

that people really gravitated to purely from

12:37

a flavor standpoint, because back then we

12:40

were programmed differently, or at least our

12:42

palate was where it was Snapple, it

12:44

was seven Up Coke, Pepsi, Gatorade.

12:46

I mean, those were really the iconic

12:49

brands, especially in the beverage space. But

12:51

it's amazing how much sugar we were drinking,

12:53

you know, like and not like natural

12:55

sugar, like bullshit sugar. I mean I

12:58

was a big snout. I would drink peach Snap when

13:01

I was like in high school and then we were like it

13:03

was going out of style, Oh my god.

13:05

And and and of course regular coke

13:07

when we were kids, my dad would get the two leader

13:10

bottle of regular coke and

13:12

you look back and go just just man,

13:14

we were just pounding processed sugar.

13:17

Oh my god, you're so right. I mean the two things that snappled

13:19

it brilliantly is made from the

13:21

best stuff on earth, which is like the world's biggest

13:23

scam. And then the second one was the high fud

13:25

dost corns are up that I remember me and

13:27

my friends were like, look, it's it's corn. So

13:30

it's a vegetable and it's fruit dose

13:32

and that's found in fruit. Like we're good, this is

13:35

this is gonna work. And

13:37

then we all got diabetes. So no,

13:40

it's just amazing how how much sugar

13:43

for no reason, we were all just pounding.

13:45

Yeah, it's true. So I mean that's

13:47

a great thing. And so that's why it's your point. Now, kombucha

13:50

is really more of a popular thing.

13:53

Is as I think our palates and the

13:55

consumer's behavior has evolved, kombucha

13:57

is a perfect opportunity to participate

13:59

in new kind of palate, which

14:02

is why you're seeing more sour foods, more

14:05

sour drinks. You're seeing things that

14:07

have more of an alternative flavor versus

14:09

like the just the highly salty or highly

14:11

sugary stuff that we used to drink, you know, a

14:13

decade ago. I like it because for me,

14:15

it tastes so different from everything else that

14:18

it feels like an

14:20

afternoon treat, like it's something I can

14:23

look forward to having, because it's not. It's

14:26

just it's I've

14:28

said this to you before, and I've said it to the audience

14:30

before that it almost feels like you're having a cocktail.

14:33

I mean, there's no booze in it, or there's a microscopic

14:35

amount of boosing it, but you but you feel

14:37

like it's the feeling you have like oh cool,

14:40

days over, I'm gonna have a beer, but this you

14:42

can have. Like at one, it's like, oh

14:44

cool, after lunch, I'm gonna have a I'm gonna treat

14:46

myself to a kimbucha, you know what I mean. Has that feeling

14:48

to me? It definitely feels like sometimes

14:50

it also sometimes feels like a substitute

14:52

instead of a beer. You can reach for a kimbucha

14:55

and you feel and you also you know that

14:57

when you're drinking it, you're feeling you're filling your

14:59

body with probiotics, which

15:01

is crazy to really

15:03

think about. Like when I think probiotics,

15:06

I'm thinking I'm gonna hold my nose. I'm gonna

15:08

get it down as quick as possible. But with this, it's

15:10

just like I feel like, you know,

15:12

I feel like I'm having my evening

15:15

beverage, you know, but

15:18

I'm also getting I'm also

15:20

giving I'm also giving my body the

15:23

nutrition it needs, and that's always a great feeling.

15:25

Yeah, And that's exactly what we hear actually from our fans,

15:28

is that a lot of people say, you know it, when I drink

15:30

your kombucha, it feels like a

15:32

reward. It feels like a treat. It feels

15:34

like I'm rewarding myself or

15:37

something great and so, but it's completely

15:40

guilt free and guiltless. So it's almost

15:42

like, I mean, there's a lot of analogies

15:44

that I could use, you know, working out to one of them, But this

15:47

is gonna sound like a silly wood almost like dancing. Dancing

15:49

something that you have fun when you're doing, but it's also

15:51

a great workout. So kombucha is kind of like that,

15:53

where you enjoy it and it's experiential

15:56

in that respect, but it's actually also helping

15:58

your body. I feel it about pellets on. Yeah,

16:01

Donald and I have both Donald and I have both been spinning

16:04

and it's like fun. I mean, I mean, granted

16:06

it sucks sometimes and you and you're cursing

16:08

at the sky, but but you're still

16:10

like, it's definitely the most fun

16:12

form spinning and or or or

16:14

cycling. I should say, if you don't have a like, it's almost

16:17

it's really fun to me. Now, how

16:19

do you feel about how do you feel about celebration

16:21

with kimbuchts, like you

16:24

know, like I once

16:26

put tequila. Yeah, we wanted to

16:28

ask him because this has come up with

16:31

Donald and I were like, we a lot, we know he's a health matter.

16:33

We allowed to ask him about putting booze in it because

16:36

I want to know what your thoughts as a company

16:38

are on this, because I have friends not just Donald's,

16:40

who loved to mix it with a little something something, and

16:42

I want to know what you thought about that. Well,

16:44

actually, I'm all for it because, first of all, as

16:46

we know, you know, until recently,

16:49

mixers were just kind of loaded with sugar and loaded

16:51

with preservatives and had really no nutritional value.

16:53

So kimbucha is a great replacement for those

16:56

just on that alone, But then

16:58

when you factor in that, yes, you could argue

17:00

mixing alcohol with something healthy is

17:02

somewhat counterintuitive, but in reality,

17:04

you're actually reducing the negative impact of the

17:06

alcohol, because a lot of people say that not

17:08

only do they get a kind of a clearer buzz when

17:10

they mix their alcohol with kombucha, but nine

17:13

out of ten times, if not ten out of ten times,

17:15

they don't get a hangover the next That's what John what I

17:17

was saying. My

17:22

buddy Josh Rayden, he we went over to his

17:24

house. Donald, were you there? We must have been together. I

17:26

wasn't there. I wasn't there. I must have. I don't know how you told

17:28

about. We went over his house and he's like, my new things at

17:30

your house, dude, at your house. Oh, at my house. He brought

17:33

it over to my house, but I first did it. He's like

17:35

my new thing. I figured it out. You mix

17:37

any of the GTS kombucha flavors with

17:40

tequila, no hangover. And

17:42

we were like what and but that's like his whole

17:45

jam. That's that's his drink of choice. It's

17:47

true. And he's a bachelor. He's a bachelor. So you

17:49

go over his house and the only thing in the fridge

17:52

is like an array of GT's kombucha

17:54

flavors and tequila.

18:02

He knows how to live. No, it's funny. I was

18:04

like nervous, I said it. Donald was like I was nervous to ask him,

18:07

like, I know he's super healthy. Like are we allowed to mix booze

18:09

with loose? No? No, listen, you

18:11

know, let's share with you my philosophy. First of all,

18:14

you should never demonize anything, right,

18:16

Like, so, whether it's alcohol, whether it's even

18:18

sweets or things of that nature. Like, we should

18:20

allow our bodies to eat whatever we want

18:22

them to eat, but in moderation, because

18:25

if I think an extreme of anything is unhealthy.

18:27

And so, yeah, go ahead, mix your kombucha

18:30

with alcohol. I mean again, at least it's a better

18:32

choice and a better option, right And

18:35

and how are you? Like you must be so

18:38

successful? Like are you? Are you wearing

18:40

gold shoes? Is

18:45

your mom are oud of you? Is your mom proud of

18:47

you after all of us? Yeah? Yeah, my mom

18:49

is very proud of me. But you know what, I really

18:51

owe it to her. It's her story, her

18:53

experience, her love, her light, her

18:56

you know, spirituality that helped me do

18:59

what I do and navigate it through

19:01

twenty five years because I have to be honest. You know, when starting

19:03

kimbucha twenty five years ago, it was not easy. I

19:05

mean, I can't tell you how many times people would spit

19:07

it up in my face or say, no, way, no, how will

19:09

this ever be sold in my store? It tastes weird,

19:12

looks weird, smells weird. But it was really

19:14

having the support of my mother constantly

19:16

telling me that you're doing a good thing. You

19:19

know, it's lonely at the top, but at least it's

19:21

not crowded. But the reason why it's lonely at the top is

19:23

it's a long, slow path to

19:25

success. And you know, imagine

19:28

being a teenager not having any

19:30

friends, not doing the participating the

19:32

things that your teenage friends do, and

19:34

feeling completely alone. You really, it's

19:36

almost like what I've always said before is it's a lot

19:38

like being, you know, a teenage

19:41

mom, where you're just kind of pushed into this

19:43

adulthood and you really have to commit to this

19:45

living thing. In many ways you have to sacrifice.

19:47

And so yeah, so it's been great and I don't

19:49

take it for granted, and every day is

19:51

a blessing in my mind, and the success they've been

19:54

able to experience is something I've never ever

19:56

ever dreamed of and

19:59

can and I ride on, wait, hold on, let's let's

20:01

just talk about this. Twenty five years ago you started

20:04

the company, right, yes, and

20:06

now we're coming up on World

20:08

Kombucha Day. Is this really happening? Yes?

20:11

Yeah? What is World Kombucha Day?

20:13

We wanted to ask you what that what that is because we want

20:16

to participate. Yeah, absolutely, and

20:18

thank you for asking. So World Kimbuuta Day is something

20:20

that we debuted a year ago because

20:23

kombucha was first consumed in two twenty

20:25

one BC, which is a long, long, long

20:27

time ago, wait before even I started drinking it.

20:30

So we decided to have a World Kombucha Day

20:32

on February twenty first, so two twenty

20:34

one, just like two twenty one BC. And that kind

20:37

of the philosophy behind World Kombucha

20:39

Day is to really share with the world

20:41

people who are relatively new to kombucha. It's

20:43

history, because I think a lot of times, especially

20:45

in this country, we sometimes overlook

20:47

history and legacy and lineage

20:50

when we just focus on the populary something right

20:52

here, right now, and we kind of forget about its

20:54

soul, forget about it's you know, it's humble

20:56

beginnings in its origin. So World Kombucha Day

20:58

is really intended to shine a bright light on

21:00

that talk about its history, it's

21:03

tradition of being consumed, the ritual

21:05

of making it, and the most importantly what

21:07

makes kimbucha special, which it's as a nature

21:09

crafted elis or if you will, that's

21:12

rich with so many good things that can make us healthy

21:14

and happy no matter who you are, where you live.

21:18

So two twenty one, because of two twenty

21:20

one BC two twenty one is World Cambucha

21:23

Day, will be celebrating it. Yeah,

21:25

we will. All of our factors,

21:27

real friends, right, fake

21:29

doctor's, real friends. We got a date yo,

21:33

Dave, thank you so much for coming on. We really

21:35

appreciate you. And you know

21:38

it's it's no bullshit because Donald and I

21:40

always say when we have to have the

21:42

advertisers on the show, we would so rather

21:44

it be something we genuinely love. We

21:47

try and edit out things that we don't

21:49

really believe in or use,

21:52

and well you'd be surprised what comes at us.

21:54

And it's like, yeah, come on, man, probably

21:56

gonna say. One thing we've also said no to is things that

21:58

we feel are unhealthy for people. We liked.

22:00

We like to promote healthy things and so

22:04

so we're super stoked that you support the

22:06

show, and uh, and we really appreciate you. And

22:08

i'd also feel like i'd also kind of feel like a

22:10

jerk if you know, you

22:13

know, we have something it's

22:15

such a it's such a healthy product

22:18

and so good for everyone. I'd feel

22:20

bad. Then right after that, I

22:22

was like, go eating mcdonnald'. But

22:27

I mean, I've been watching that. I was. I was watching

22:30

them that Jordan documentary about

22:32

the Bulls of the Last Dance, which

22:34

I'm finally watching, and it's so good, but

22:36

it's so shameless how these athletes who are

22:38

in like the best shape anyone's in, or like

22:40

be like sometimes I feel like he

22:43

is me and they're drinking gatormane and eating

22:45

cheeseburgers. It's like, it's

22:48

like, I know, get that money, Mike, But come on, you

22:50

gotta remember back in the eighties, man, I

22:53

remember watching tennis players drink Coca

22:55

Cola on the on the sidelines

22:57

of smoke cigarettes during breaks. Man,

22:59

were you see those ads, because they show the ads

23:01

of like Michael Jordan happily eating like a gross

23:04

McDonald's cheeseburger. Yeah,

23:07

get that money, Yeah, get that money.

23:09

I'm grateful to you guys as well, because I mean, we

23:12

rarely do advertise and the reason why we

23:14

genuinely seek that authentic kind of connectivity

23:17

that you guys have shared for us. So from the bottom

23:19

my heart, I'm also very grateful. Well, thank

23:21

you, thank you, and you're an inspiration. Last

23:24

question, just because I'm sure there's

23:26

a lot of entrepreneurs or

23:29

young entrepreneurs who dream of having a success

23:31

like you've had. What do you say

23:33

to people who are just starting out and they're looking

23:36

up at the giant mountain of trying to create

23:38

a business or a product like do

23:41

you have any words of wisdom for them?

23:43

Oh? Absolutely, And I share this with anyone

23:46

who ever reaches out to me for business advice. I

23:48

always say, first and foremost,

23:51

follow your heart and do what you love

23:53

the most importantly, do what makes the world a

23:55

better place, because I think sincerely

23:57

gone are the days where we just create

24:00

businesses and products for selfish reasons.

24:02

I think, you know, even twenty twenty has told

24:04

us we all need to work together

24:06

to not only heal the planet, but also heal

24:08

each other's lives. And so I

24:10

believe that if you follow

24:12

those tips, if you will, that

24:14

only good things will come your way and people will genuinely

24:17

resonate with what you're trying to offer. That's

24:19

what we do. We're just offering laughs and giggles

24:22

exactly, making people happy. And that's all we really

24:24

want, right, Happiness and love, yes, that's

24:27

absolutely. And health all we want, and health and health,

24:29

hell and health, happiness and love, the

24:32

pursuit of happiness. It's in our constitution,

24:34

dude, it is that's crazy

24:36

that they said the pursuit. I know it's in that movie and

24:38

everything the movie? Is that the constitution

24:41

or the declaration of independence? Daniel,

24:44

Life, liberty and the pursuit of happening. I'm calling

24:47

on you, Daniel. I'm

24:50

so embarrassed. I think it might be the declaration

24:52

of independence. I think you're right. I think it's okay.

24:54

We'll check it. We'll check it, Joel, please, Oh,

24:57

I am right? All right? Yeah, let me ask my wife.

24:59

She'll know, don't apprecie,

25:01

what happened? Is that that's just independence?

25:03

Or is that anything? That's

25:12

a hard question to answer. I just wanted seventeen

25:14

seventy six. She said, whatever she said, whatever

25:17

is what's the seven? All

25:20

right, Dave, thank you so much for coming on. We appreciate

25:23

man. I want to say bye too, all right, say bye.

25:25

Stop talking to your wife talking to da. Thank you man,

25:27

it's good to see you. Man, it's good to see you. A

25:29

good mass. Let me ask you a question. You're

25:31

working out like crazy right now? What's

25:33

going on? Because I am a we're having conversations

25:36

on the show. Zach's a younger man than

25:38

I am. I have reached that age where I can't cheat

25:40

anymore. If I cheat. Guess what happens.

25:43

It doesn't go away, It never you

25:45

know what I mean? Like if I have a cheat meal, I'm

25:47

in deep trouble. So my question

25:49

is, my question is are you

25:51

what what? Other than the kombucha?

25:53

What are you doing? This looks so good man, you're looking

25:56

you're looking fit. You look he doesn't get high

25:58

and eat fried chicken and wad

26:00

Well, no, actually I do get high, so you

26:02

fried waffles. I

26:05

mean, I'll break it down if you're really simply. First

26:07

of all, you know, I think being plant based as much

26:10

as possible is huge, right, But

26:12

it's not just being plant based, it's making sure that you're

26:14

eating a diet that's whole, in a

26:16

rich and whole food, So things that aren't in a box,

26:18

a can, or a bag, because chances

26:21

are those are heavily processed and loaded

26:23

with stuff that's not good. You

26:25

know, I don't believe in cheap days, but as I said

26:27

earlier, I do believe in allowing your body to have a

26:29

little taste of dessert or a little something

26:32

just so you aren't depriving your body of

26:34

it. But then after a bite or two, you kind of push

26:36

the plate away. And then most

26:38

importantly, make sure that you break a sweat

26:40

every day, right that you just do

26:42

something, whether you swim in your pool if

26:44

you can, or walk your neighborhood, or go to

26:46

the gym, or even do push ups or yoga

26:49

in your house, because a lot like

26:51

brushing your teeth. I think physical

26:53

fitness is a daily practice, and when

26:56

you make it a daily habit, you never have

26:58

to make an excuse of why you to do it

27:00

or why you couldn't do it. And so that's what I

27:02

do, and I work out every day. And in

27:04

addition to that, which goes hand in hand with physical

27:06

fitness is making sure you get a good

27:09

night's rest every night, so I really allow myself

27:11

eight hours of sleep no matter what, and that

27:13

with physical fitness keeps me in shape. Wow,

27:15

you look great, man, and I want

27:17

to look more like you. I really do. And

27:19

I thank you for being on the show man. You really

27:22

really really appreciate you. Thank you for having me. I'm

27:24

honored. All thank

27:26

you for love. All

27:28

right, take care, We welcome

27:31

good bye you too. It's

27:34

always great to have him on, man, right,

27:36

it's always great. We haven't had

27:38

him on before. What are you talking about? We've

27:41

had it, well, had on zoom. You know

27:43

what I mean, what we have when

27:45

we talk to him on zoom and stuff. Oh

27:48

my god, fucking hell, you're so stone

27:50

right now, I am right now.

27:52

You just said it's always great to have him on. We haven't

27:54

had him on before. That's how high. Let

27:59

me let me try and let me try and save.

28:02

Let me hear, Let me hear it, Let me hear it's

28:04

from the zooms man, because we do. Yes,

28:06

we've we You and I have privately zoomed him.

28:09

Yes, that has and that I kind of confused

28:12

said, it's always great to have him on zooms

28:16

to talk to him.

28:20

No, all bullshit aside. He is the inspiration

28:22

man because not only is he a super healthy guy, he

28:24

like created this company when he was a baby,

28:27

and uh, he's the biggest, biggest

28:29

Combucher brand in the world. What's crazy

28:31

is that is that I would never have guessed that he

28:34

was forty three years old. That's

28:37

he doesn't look it. He looks a lot younger

28:39

than that. All right, should we should we go to break and come

28:41

back with the Sarah Chunk? Sure,

28:45

we'll be right back with Sarah Chunk and

28:54

we're bad. Yes,

28:57

game stuff? You want to talk about? Game? Stop? Donald? Should

28:59

we talk about what's going on? I don't quite

29:01

understand. I understand that I don't understand

29:04

how the stock is being driven up? Is

29:06

it? I've read enough and Daniel will probably

29:08

have a better answer, But I've read enough to let

29:10

me try. Okay, Joe, Well, Joel

29:12

also probably knows a lot. Okay. My

29:15

guess is my I often guess which one

29:17

of you will know more about a given topic,

29:19

and I'm usually kind of right. You

29:22

always go, Daniel, say, Joel

29:24

is so knowledgeable. Joel, I

29:26

go Joelle. I go for pop culture things

29:28

because she's a critic and knows a lot about pop

29:31

culture. Daniel and I

29:33

go for politics. I think he knows

29:35

a lot about politics, and well

29:37

after when his dad did that one time. Yeah

29:40

yeah, yeah,

29:44

go ahead, So let me give my my I'm gonna give him my

29:46

my my quickest take on it. Okay, and

29:48

Daniel will correct me. You

29:51

can bet that a stock will fail because

29:54

you think that the company is going to crash.

29:57

So when all these game companies

29:59

came out with their downloading the games

30:01

and not buying them anymore, it didn't take

30:03

a genius to be like game Stop is doomed.

30:06

Everyone was even joking about that, like rip

30:08

game Stop when all those new consoles came

30:11

out, and so the hedge fund

30:13

and the stock market folks said, oh,

30:15

we're gonna short this, meaning we're going to

30:18

we're gonna bet that it's going to fail. Okay,

30:21

it's very intricate how it all works, but they're

30:23

basically when you're playing craps

30:26

exactly exactly. And

30:29

what they didn't expect is

30:32

that the people this group on Reddit

30:34

called Wall Street Bets would say we

30:37

can do what's called a short squeeze

30:39

if we all band together, which

30:41

means if we start buying that if

30:44

enough of us start buying game Stop

30:46

stock, it will drive

30:48

the price up, which is the exact opposite

30:51

of what all these people betting against it thought it was going

30:53

to do. And what happens

30:55

is they have to then to get

30:57

out, they have to buy it back,

31:00

and as they buy it back, it

31:02

drives the price up again. So it creates

31:05

this loop of the redditors,

31:08

the people without

31:10

a lot of money who were just sort of independent, independent

31:12

stock purchasers. They their

31:15

stock goes crazy and they start making insane

31:17

money and they're burying these huge

31:19

hedge fund companies. How long

31:22

does this last? For? How long? That? I don't know,

31:24

Daniel, you go, I

31:26

think so, Zach, that was one hundred percent

31:28

correct. Thank you very well. Put I

31:30

didn't understand it at all until I read about

31:32

it. I also want to preface that I am not a financial

31:35

expert, and this is not financial advice.

31:37

Yes, okay. I think an important part

31:40

to add to this conversation is that

31:42

and one of my favorite tweets about this is

31:44

that this is kind of like Occupy Wall

31:46

Street, but twice as stupid,

31:49

but twice as effective. Yeah. So,

31:51

because they're giving the finger to these hedge

31:53

funds precisely. I mean, Occupy Wall Street

31:56

was an opportunity for people to express

31:58

their concern with the amount of money at

32:00

you know, Wall Street was controlling and how much that

32:02

was controlling politics, And this

32:04

was a way for people to make that

32:06

like a headline news story by literally

32:09

destroying these hedge funds one at a time. Now,

32:12

the problem and the answer,

32:14

the question of how long is this going to last, is that companies

32:17

like robin Hood or the the app robin Hood,

32:19

who is allowing this kind of trade, or is

32:21

allowing retail investors

32:23

to trade in such small ways, has all

32:25

of a sudden stopped allowing trading on

32:28

things like GameStop, AMC, Nokia

32:30

BlackBerry. I think the pause

32:32

there,

32:35

right, Yeah, yes, they are back on. Sorry, that's right

32:37

about I'm getting to all that. So they

32:40

stopped, and that is what

32:42

is basically this whole draw

32:45

aware. Yeah, this was to draw awareness

32:47

to the power of

32:49

Wall Street over politics,

32:52

over trading, over all of that, because

32:54

this is a situation where we're saying the little

32:56

guy has the opportunity to trade, and rich

32:58

people are saying, wait, don't

33:00

do that. I

33:02

totally I told yeah, dude, that's where that's where that's

33:04

where it gets messed up. It's like, wait, hold on, we're

33:07

just doing what you did. I'm lumping

33:09

myself in with all the people these games

33:11

out people, I have no I have no investment

33:14

in game staff, just to be clear. But let's put

33:16

it this way. I

33:19

wish I'd

33:22

be selling right now. I'd be selling soon.

33:24

But wait, that's let

33:27

me finish. Let me finish question the problem.

33:29

The thing that's crazy is

33:31

that it's like out of nowhere, all

33:34

of these people who were

33:36

working the crap out of this system

33:40

are trying to stop the

33:42

common person from doing

33:44

it themselves. And that's that's and

33:46

that's wrong. That's that's where the BS comes

33:49

in. It's like, wait a second, how can you shut

33:51

down the site for one night? And

33:53

or sorry, how can you restrict for

33:55

one night? Do you know not how much money

33:58

they blew in one

34:00

for all of these common people who

34:02

don't have the opportunity to invest

34:05

like this. That was like what is it? Like millions

34:07

and billions? They were allowed They were allowed

34:09

to sell. I believe they just weren't allowed to

34:11

buy more. Correct, But but that is illegal.

34:13

It's a nineteen thirty six Act about you know, you're

34:15

not allowed to stop trading on the

34:18

open market at any point. You are

34:20

not allowed. That is against the law. And that's what

34:22

Robin Hood did effectively, was stop trading

34:24

on the open market, and solely

34:26

because apparently bigger companies

34:29

called them and said you gotta

34:31

stop si we're gonna go broke or potentially

34:34

the government right which is which which

34:36

would be really fucked up? Well, now that isn't

34:38

there an investigation as an investigation,

34:41

Yeah, the government is stepping in now. And ultimately

34:43

what this will probably lead to a stricter regulations

34:46

against retail traders, making it harder

34:48

for the common man to invest or a

34:50

common person rather to invest into the open

34:52

trading market. Which was the goal

34:54

of this in the first place, was to draw attention

34:57

once again to the power that

34:59

the super wealth you have over what

35:01

is supposed to be a global stock market. We're

35:03

talking about billions of dollars in wealth just appearing

35:06

and disappearing because people were deciding

35:08

to be like, hey, guys, see what's going on here, the short

35:10

squeeze that's happening. Boom, game stop,

35:12

this is where it's happening right now. And then the government

35:15

says whoa, whoa, whoa you

35:17

you know you. I

35:19

don't want to sit pores you you know, regular

35:22

folk are they? But

35:24

that's what people

35:27

like. People feel like this. Yeah,

35:30

it feels like tat meat

35:33

cake situation kind of know what

35:35

feels like? What's the exit though? Where

35:38

where my brain? Or at least what I understand

35:40

about this ends is how

35:42

do they how do how does everyone dismount?

35:45

So basically the dismount,

35:47

I mean the dismount is that a bunch of people sell their shares

35:49

and game Stop I mean like this is not this is not a long

35:51

haul where all of a sudden, game Stop is this huge,

35:53

super profitable company. Well know, and

35:56

one of the elephant in the room is the game

35:58

Stop is not worth three hundreds of dollars

36:00

a share, No, not at all. Not So so

36:02

what happens now this stop? What we

36:04

hope for is more transparency.

36:07

You know what I'm saying, How did these people get out? They just

36:09

sell them and somebody's gonna be stuck with

36:11

that bill, somebody's gonna be stuck with at someone's

36:14

gonna get stuck with the bag. And that's the problem. That's

36:16

the that's the problem. Basically, Wall

36:18

Street bets is at the start was meant to

36:20

be like stupid ass stock calls,

36:23

Wall street bets is not a place

36:25

to give legitimate financial advice. And despite

36:27

the fact that during this time it has

36:29

evolved kind of into that where it's

36:32

more about like, here's how you can help take

36:34

thet. Bets is for

36:36

people who may not know Zac was saying

36:38

that at the beginning. But Wall street bets is a subreddit,

36:41

yeah stubreddit and read it as a website that's like

36:43

a content aggregator. There's a lot of smaller

36:45

what are called subreddits that are based on different categories,

36:48

and one of them is called Wall street bets, which is basically

36:50

for meme stocks. It's stock

36:53

memes jokes about where people are investing

36:55

in dumb shit. But over the past couple of weeks

36:57

it is evolved into people like taking

36:59

it more and more seriously and the issue

37:01

that it's creating and I think what should is

37:03

going or not should, but what is going to become The central

37:05

narrative of this is that regular people are going to lose the ships

37:08

on of money because they participated in this meme stock

37:10

thing thinking they could make it rich when they're

37:12

not going to so you can make it rich. If you can

37:14

make it rich if you get out like before,

37:16

Yeah, if you get out of immediately, if you're paying attention

37:19

this whole time. But people are seeing this now,

37:21

like even yesterday and being like, oh shit, I'm gonna

37:23

put like ten grand in. It's like, oh well, now

37:25

it's too late. But I mean if they if they

37:27

cash out now though, they can make a lot of money.

37:29

Right. I even feel

37:32

bad saying that on the podcast right now because like

37:34

the fact is no, Like the fact is no.

37:36

It's like people should not be participating in

37:38

this at this point. No, I don't even investing

37:40

now, but I mean there are people investing in general.

37:43

No, I'm saying there are people that

37:45

are in already who made a

37:47

million dollars or more. There's a there's

37:49

a user on Reddit a deep fucking value

37:52

who was looking at a twenty two million dollar come

37:54

up off of this. So how do you how do you how do you

37:56

get that? How do you get that money? Though? How do

37:58

you get that money? If nobody's going to buy this stock

38:01

now at this point? Well, you've got

38:03

credit? Well, like

38:06

what the fuck? Like the how's you gotta claim

38:08

this? Twenty two million. The hedge funds that

38:10

own that stock have to pay them out. And

38:12

that's and that's because they instead

38:16

of those hedge funds dissolving after paying this and

38:18

going bankrupt and stuff like that, the government

38:21

is probably going to bail them, bail them out to keep

38:23

the hedge funds going. And that is what

38:25

we need to all be paying attention to, because

38:27

that is where we're going to see. This is like one of those

38:30

mass we bail them out last time. It's it's

38:32

it's like that. The it's two thousand and eight all over

38:34

again. I know there's a movie about this. You think

38:36

everybody would be worth paying attention to this, but

38:38

yet money has so much control over

38:40

politics, like all of the stuff still continues

38:43

to this side. Way. If you're so confused and board

38:45

about this conversation, I apology, No, it's fine,

38:47

but I want to talk about it, and so did Donald and Joel.

38:50

But anyway, listen, there's a movie

38:52

that Adam mckamain called The Big Short R. And

38:55

The Big Short sort of explains it in a much

38:57

better, funnier way.

39:00

You never counted us in? Do you want to count us in? Right

39:02

before Sarah joins us stories

39:06

about show we made about

39:09

a bunch of nurses stories

39:19

yea around here, yea

39:21

around

39:27

m Sorry, I got very heated

39:29

about that. Great,

39:32

it's such a great topic. Like America's

39:35

changing, America's changing before

39:37

our eyes. Man, Like, literally, we are witnessing,

39:40

we are witnessing a revolution. Literally,

39:43

can you imagine? Like the guy who who?

39:45

Who's who? Made twenty two million dollars

39:47

off Game Stop? Do you want it? You should see if you should

39:50

see a picture of him. It's really funny.

39:51

He better

39:53

not do what we Run did. Remember when we Run got

39:56

those credit cards and he bought the Scooba tech on

39:58

what's happening? It's not like that. The twenty

40:03

two million after taxes,

40:06

My man, that's freaking he is banked,

40:08

dude. Yeah, he can have a couple of scuba tanks.

40:11

By more than a couple of scuba tanks. Another

40:13

funny part of this is that like after he

40:15

made like, he doesn't a daily update it's called

40:17

the GMI Yolo update every day

40:19

about how much money he made. Yesterday

40:22

he lost thirteen million dollars. It

40:24

was one day because he didn't get out. Well,

40:27

it's not that he I mean he's holding because we're still

40:29

trying to fuck over this hedge fund. So the people who have all

40:31

the money right now, Yeah, everybody's

40:32

holding. What

40:35

they're doing? Are they aren't

40:37

they online? Please don't

40:40

sell whatever you do,

40:42

don't sell. But wait, wait, can you explain

40:44

last point in this audience? I'm sorry if this isn't

40:46

interest you, but it's so interesting to me. Why

40:49

why now? Why

40:52

not sell now? Because it's

40:54

gonna come crashing down? Don't you want to sell and get

40:56

your money out while you can. It's

41:00

just I mean, the goal again, this

41:02

is about sending There's a large part of this about sending

41:04

a message, and a lot of people are putting a lot of money

41:06

behind sending a message. And I think that's where

41:08

the disparity comes in between people who

41:10

are kind of getting in late seeing this is a money making

41:13

opportunity and people who are participating

41:15

in fuck all of these hedge

41:17

funds just short squeezing companies to

41:19

make even more money for you know

41:21

nothing. They're like, fuck you, we are

41:23

going to get in this. We're going to invest a bunch of money,

41:25

and we're not going to let go until you pay for it.

41:28

It is kind of fucked up though. Can you imagine like you

41:31

create a company and you

41:33

know, it becomes huge and then and

41:35

then you're let's say it's not doing well. All of a sudden,

41:38

there's people who's they're like, they're

41:40

like, what are those birds that fly above

41:42

all? They're like

41:44

vultures who are like, great, let's all bet

41:47

that this company's gonna fail. Now when it dies, I'm

41:49

eaten. And then tell everyone. Let's

41:51

tell everyone it's going to fail, because then we're gonna

41:53

make money off of it because we need to broadcast,

41:56

we need to we need to gossip that it's

41:58

about to fail because then we'll make money. I

42:00

know Elon Musk was really upset because these

42:03

hedge funds like shorted hist

42:06

Tesla. Yeah, and so he's gleeful

42:08

about this. Yeah, And I mean it's

42:10

just, you know, the

42:12

stock market, it's controlled by such a

42:14

small group of people sharing billions

42:16

and billions of dollars, and it's like the regular

42:18

person wants to get in and enjoy

42:21

and people are saying, no, not

42:23

for you. Yeah, that's the thing, man, When when

42:25

when when when you get into the stock

42:27

market, It ain't like the movies

42:30

where it's you know, where you're where you're all it's

42:32

all fly and fancy and stuff like

42:34

that. You can do that, but most likely you're gonna

42:36

lose all your money doing that. The

42:39

best way to do it is to get like little

42:41

things that are that are solid and can't

42:43

go down. Right, Yeah, I mean

42:46

that's but it's

42:48

still gambling. But the joy is but

42:51

I know, but the joy is freaking living

42:53

that fast life and making that fast

42:55

cash. I don't think a lot of I don't

42:57

think a lot of day traders a

43:00

ton of luck, right, I mean, like some don't, get

43:02

me wrong, some do, but I think in the movies they

43:04

do. I think that Dan

43:06

Lareen I write that a lot of day traders like

43:09

really get fucked. I mean,

43:11

I don't know about I can't give you a stat on a

43:13

lot versus a little, but what I can say is

43:15

that like, day trading is not like a

43:18

it's a full time job. It's like, if

43:20

you decide to be a day trader, you're talking about

43:22

an incredibly diverse portfolio where

43:25

some of your money is going up and some of your money

43:27

is going down. And like if you're getting

43:29

part of one stock, you're failing. You want to have

43:31

like one hundred things you're invested in, because then

43:33

you're just watching all the numbers go up and it's like, oh, I made

43:35

a hundred dollars here, I'm made a thousand dollars here, I'm ind ten

43:38

grand here, I lost fifty grand here. But it's okay because

43:40

blah blah blah blah blah. It's like day trading

43:42

is. It's not a joke, and it's not like a small thing

43:44

either, So it's like, yeah, it's

43:46

yeah, it's you can make money, for sure, but

43:48

it's like, you know, do you want to invest as

43:50

much time into getting it to learn the stock market as

43:53

you did to get into acting. No, I'm

43:55

not saying. I'm not saying. I'm not saying

43:57

I want to become a day trader. And I think the people that do

43:59

this, and I know they sit in front of screen and it's their full

44:01

time job. I saw like a doc

44:03

about it. I feel like that's vaguely in my brain

44:06

but correct. But I think a lot of people.

44:09

Again I have no stats, but I feel like

44:11

people get in over their heads totally. They've

44:13

got and they and just like gambling totally,

44:15

just like Donald going back to the atm in Vegas.

44:18

They keep going, keep going, and then

44:20

all of a sudden they fucking lose everything. Yes, the

44:22

only point I was making about acting was just about an

44:24

investment of time. Because when people look at you two,

44:27

they say they're incredibly successful. I

44:29

could not imagine the skills it took to be

44:31

as good at acting as these two are.

44:34

It's like, think about putting that exact same amount

44:36

of time and investment into being a day

44:38

trader. I'm not saying that's what you're doing.

44:40

I'm saying that, like as people look at easy

44:42

money making opportunities in here, it's not

44:45

easy. It takes work, it takes time,

44:47

just like everything else that we do. It's

44:49

like craps. Really, it really is like craps.

44:51

It really is like you

44:54

gotta be able to watch so many things

44:56

when you're playing craps. You gotta you make so many

44:58

bets, and you put so many things out there, and it's

45:00

really easy to lose track

45:02

of what's what and how much what

45:05

pays and all of that stuff.

45:07

You're really good at craps. I've

45:09

been I've been robbed at craps, I know, but

45:11

I've had fun with you. I've been robbed

45:14

you, literally doing you at

45:16

least understand every time I said that dealer

45:18

himself. Every time I step

45:20

up to the craps table, I'm usually

45:22

with I only do it when I'm with someone who knows how

45:24

to play, like Donald, and I'm always like, how the hell

45:26

are all these people keeping track? Even

45:29

like the dealers or whatever you call them. I don't

45:31

know if you call them dealers at a craps table, but how

45:34

are they possibly or isn't it like

45:36

croupier or something. I think it's crew pier.

45:38

I don't know. I know that

45:41

game is fun, dude, you know when your brain vomits

45:43

up a term that you didn't even know. I was like,

45:45

whatever they call those crap creupier.

45:48

Anyway, I'm always like, how

45:50

do they keep track of all that's going on? It's

45:52

so impressive. But anyway, Donald, i've been with you and we've had

45:54

some fun. I'd never know what to do. I'm like,

45:56

what do I do? And You're like, do this? Do this? It's

46:00

a fun game even when you just know it

46:02

a little bit. It's so confusing.

46:04

But it's like, wait, I get paid, I'll take

46:06

it. What do you mean you're

46:08

taking my money, aren't you? Aren't you

46:10

impressed that the that those guys,

46:13

the croupiers, they can keep track

46:15

of all that's going on the table. I just like

46:17

the way they call numbers, you know what I mean. They

46:19

get very creative with calling numbers,

46:21

like that. First time I ever heard somebody do the

46:23

Sports Center theme to nine nine nine.

46:29

Really? Yeah, alright?

46:33

Is Canada's favorite actress here? Yes she is?

46:35

All right? Let her in. Let that girl

46:37

in. You love to love it, the

46:40

cutest blonde on earth. Or

46:42

camera's off and she's

46:49

let's see if she's figured it out. Let's see if she can figure

46:51

it out. I figured it out. We

46:55

can't hear you. Oh

46:57

it air pods. I take the air pods out,

47:00

lead them out, lead

47:02

them in. You can't do it, Okay,

47:07

I are better? Hi, Hi,

47:10

guys gets so

47:12

fancy. I just got these air pods, and

47:14

then Daniel had told

47:16

me how to connect them. But I guess I don't need them.

47:18

I don't need

47:20

you do need them? You do need them? So funny.

47:26

I love you so much. I really thought this

47:28

many times. She'd be like, you know what, it's not gonna be funny

47:30

anymore because she's gonna be able to figure out how I got on a

47:32

zoom call. So I

47:36

need to make sure it is that I

47:48

have the air pods. Sarah,

47:51

Sarah, I just can't imagine how you

47:53

go about your day. I just can't.

47:58

So, Sara, this is zoom and it's it's

48:01

a video conferenceation. Can

48:05

you hear me? Okay? So

48:08

you're not gonna believe me, but I just finished like this

48:10

three day press junket for Firefly

48:12

Lane, and I was like, I was

48:14

so proud because there was not one technical

48:17

glitch and I just thought I was

48:19

gonna prest you

48:22

guys. I honestly was thinking, oh,

48:26

man, Sarah's got this, Sarah's got this dialed,

48:28

so we're never Why can't I hear Zach?

48:31

I can't hear you? No, gosh, just Sarah,

48:33

just to make sure, so you know, in the bottom

48:35

in zoom, in the little next to the microphone,

48:38

just make sure, okay, So just make sure

48:40

that the speaker is set to your air pods,

48:42

because we can hear you through your computers mic, which

48:44

is good, but we need to make sure we're only

48:46

coming through your air pods. Talk

48:49

to me down, Hi, can you hear me? Am? I coming

48:51

through just your air pods. No, you're coming, I'm

48:55

going also coming through my speaker. Okay, so

48:57

we need to stop that. Oh my god, don't

49:00

edit this out. It's too amazing. Ed Daniel.

49:03

Daniel loves me, he's gonna edit this out. So

49:05

he's gonna edit it out. Just remind

49:07

me really quickly. I'm going into the

49:09

microphone at the bottom of the big zoom window

49:11

and the bottom left is a microphone symbol. Yeah, oh

49:13

yeah, we's down a little arrow next to it. And

49:15

then for speaker, make sure it's set to air

49:17

pods. And then for microphone, make sure it's

49:19

set to like a microphone

49:22

or a computer microphone. Oh thank

49:24

god. Yay. So now we're just coming

49:26

through your AirPods and not coming through the speaker. Just

49:28

sweating, just dripping, just you're doing sweat

49:30

right now. I'm just

49:32

nailing it. I'm really fucking nailing this. Guys. Let's be on. You talked

49:35

about it early, you talked about it. Let's

49:37

tell everybody about your new show. Sarah. Yeah, Sarah,

49:39

tell us about your new show. Congratulation,

49:42

congratulations Katherine Heigel, right,

49:45

yes, thank you so much. It was it

49:47

was Katherine Heigel and I playing best friends

49:50

over three decades, and it's

49:52

based on a book Firefly Lane,

49:54

and we play these two best friends.

49:57

We get to play ourselves at eighteen, twenty

50:00

three and forty three? Wow, how

50:03

did you possibly do forty three? Sarah? Because

50:08

it is a mystery really, I mean the aga,

50:12

because I don't understand how you would

50:14

ever play forty three. I know

50:16

if they did, they got like Elmer's glue

50:18

and they rubbed it on their hands and

50:20

then put on my face and

50:23

they're like, it's still only thirty six. We gotta get

50:26

some other I don't know what we're gonna do. It was so

50:28

humbling to sit in a hair and makeup

50:30

trailer and have

50:32

people consult on how to make you look

50:34

younger. So if

50:37

if you've put tape right on your neck, like what if

50:39

we just you know, I

50:41

was like, what, oh

50:43

my god? Do they do the things where they tape here on

50:46

your eye? We tried that, but

50:48

it just instead of making you look

50:50

younger, just made you look like you had like a kind of like a

50:52

facelift. Yeah, and we were because

50:54

we were in wigs too, so the wigs kind of naturally

50:57

and then I think they just Benjamin buttoned us and use some

50:59

CGI. But that

51:02

I mean, that was like so ridiculously fun.

51:04

Obviously, the eighties is like my

51:06

favorite decade. I still have like a

51:09

drawer full of dress up clothes for my kids of my

51:11

own things from the eighties, and

51:14

so yeah, that piece was ridiculous. We got to go and play.

51:16

So what network is on? How do we find it? Netflix?

51:19

Netflix? Netflix? Everybody

51:22

chill and when a Netflix

51:24

and Chill? When does it come out? February

51:26

third? Tomorrow, guys,

51:29

tomorrow on Netflix. You

51:31

know you're tired of all the ship and you have on

51:33

your on your streaming. You look and you're like,

51:35

no, no, no,

51:37

no, Well guess what Sarah

51:39

Chalk is giving you a present. It's

51:42

called fire Fly Lane, right,

51:45

yes, tomorrow on Netflix, maybe

51:47

saying a little bit more confident. Sorry,

51:49

let me do that again, you guys. It's called Firefly

51:52

Lane with the Sarah Chalk and the Catherine

51:55

Heigel and it's funny and I bet it's

51:57

charming. Is there romance? Do you have a love interest? Should

51:59

I be jealous? There's there's actually

52:01

I have a few. I was at one day where I looked on the call

52:03

sheet and I was like, there's not one boy on this

52:05

call sheet that I haven't made it with. And

52:10

definitely, yeah, I got I mean obviously

52:12

on scrubs, like I got to wear a lot of broad and underwear. But it's very

52:14

different doing that in your twenties versus your forties.

52:17

And so I mean there was a lot of days

52:19

where I was like, oh, naked in a pool swimming

52:21

at night in Canada. Excellent, and

52:24

so wily didn't. So friend, sorry to interrupts

52:26

you, Sarah, but for those of you who might be interested,

52:29

Sarah is often scantually clad. So

52:31

watch that tomorrow. Do we

52:33

see crack? Do we see crack? Do you show there

52:36

was a there was a conversation about

52:39

that. We did not, but you

52:41

know, it still was definitely getting like so

52:44

far out of my comfort zone because

52:46

even though the way you know, obviously

52:49

you can shoot it in different ways, but you're still there in

52:51

front of like one hundred crew members who you know very

52:53

well by this point, in not a

52:55

lot more than stickers. Let

52:59

me ask you a question, yeah, and you

53:02

can answer it or don't answer it. Are you

53:04

simulating sex in this movie?

53:06

Yes, they're simulated. No? No, I

53:08

mean, you know Katherine

53:11

Heigel's character Tully goes

53:14

a little bit further than mine, and those types of

53:16

scenes I do have to do like kind

53:18

of no, it's more like the beginnings

53:20

of it's never No, you're not humping. There's

53:23

no humping. You know what,

53:25

you got to watch everybody show.

53:28

You gotta watch this show. I'm kind

53:30

of gonna watch now. I was gonna watch, but now I'm gonna

53:32

extra watch. I'm gonna sit watch. I'm gonna

53:34

sit closer to the TV. Now, you

53:36

guys are gonna relate to you, guys, I'm seeing you

53:39

in a long time. Sarah, you're looking good. Yeah,

53:41

you look beautiful. Oh

53:43

it's because I just had to do this junket thing and they

53:45

showed me how to go into zoom and like there's

53:47

a button to like touch up your appearance.

53:50

So it's just you

53:52

don't need like Sara. Well,

53:55

you guys are going to be able to understand why

53:59

this was like scarier for me than any

54:01

of that, you know, level of

54:03

undress. The thing that was the most

54:06

terrifying, uh, and

54:08

the thing I had to get most outside of my comfort zone

54:10

was I had to sing

54:13

no way, oh no,

54:16

no, you're the one's always broadcasts that you're

54:19

you always broadcast that you're a horrible singer.

54:21

But I'm sure you can carry a tune. No, she

54:23

cannot. I can't. I truly

54:25

can't. So so the Maggie said, to the

54:28

Maggie Freeman, the creative our show said, so, how

54:30

do you fee about karaoke? Or you

54:32

can rap. We're gonna have you rap an Eminem song.

54:34

And I was like, I'm so down. That's so fun. I

54:36

love it. I can't wait. So then the Eminem

54:38

song did not clear, and it was right before

54:41

like a two week break for Christmas holidays,

54:43

and she said, okay, so we've cleared

54:45

these five songs, so pick anyone that you want

54:48

and you can sing it for karaoke. And

54:51

I I was like, oh,

54:53

but the like these are all singing. There's no

54:56

rap here, and she said, yeah, you have to pick

54:58

one. So I'm driving up to Whistle. My

55:00

sister Piper's driving. I'm in the passenger seat,

55:02

my kids in the back, and I'm just like given

55:04

her, just belting out one after the next,

55:06

and Piper's like, nope, next

55:09

one, not a chance, next one

55:11

hundred percent, no, next one. Don't

55:13

even think about it, and so then I'm like,

55:16

Piper, we're out of songs, Like,

55:19

we're out of songs. I have to pick one of these. So

55:21

I call up Maggie and I was like, Maggie's sure, there's like

55:23

not any rap song in the history of turning. They're

55:25

clear, please please, for the

55:27

love of God, I was kicked out of the choir by missus McKinnon

55:29

in grade five in Discards for Life, and I, you know,

55:32

told chalk girl's mouth the words for this performance

55:34

singing Christmas Carols in the mall and

55:38

she said, no, it's really it's one of these five third songs.

55:41

So I had to sing and

55:44

I asked for a singing lesson, so they

55:46

gave me a singing lesson, which was great. And then

55:48

and then it comes to the day to do it, and

55:51

we get to the bar and they're like, well, there's no place

55:54

to set up a screen for karaoke, and

55:57

we really want to get the audio from today, so

55:59

we're just put an earwig in your

56:01

ear and so you're gonna be singing.

56:04

The bar will be silent. Oh my god,

56:07

the sound of my grating

56:09

voice. What's salting out to

56:13

something by Chumba Womba and

56:16

what's that song I

56:18

get knocked down? Whiskey good

56:25

times? Do you think that times?

56:29

Danny Boy? Will

56:32

you give our audience a little preview of this,

56:34

Sarah go, Yeah,

56:38

yeah, you know. I mean it was I

56:41

will just start sweating even more than I did try to

56:43

figure out the headphones and the your pods piece

56:45

of this interview. I love that you are

56:47

singing now. Well well,

56:49

so, I mean I came home and told my sisters

56:52

this story, and they were like, stopped talking. I can't They were like, I

56:54

can't even hear it, It's just the idea, Like they

56:56

just got so uncomfortable hearing

56:58

that. I had to get up in

57:00

front of one hundred people and just like fill this

57:02

bar with the sound of only my voice, and I had

57:04

this earwig, not with the

57:07

actual song playing, but just sort of like this

57:09

clicking rhythm of like, and

57:12

I was like, but you know that I'm not musical, and I don't

57:14

understand when to jump in, like

57:17

just jump in with my dialogue. And

57:20

so I was just like, okay, the only

57:22

way I just through I just gotta I just started dancing,

57:24

like while I was singing, to try and distract

57:26

for the fact that I was singing, And let me ask

57:29

you something. How

57:32

was your Katherine Heigel experience? Did

57:34

you enjoy working with her? So,

57:37

Katie, Katherine and I had never met. Douley

57:39

Hill is a mutual friend. My god, how

57:41

why does Da Hill come up every episode

57:47

when we don't bring even when we don't bring him,

57:49

bring him up, our guests bring him up because

57:51

he's when you have him on. Let

57:53

me come on and say thank you to him. Because

57:56

what happened was he called me and he was like, my

57:58

friend, Katherine Heigel is doing this Netflix series

58:00

called Firefly Lane in Vancouver, your hometown. Can

58:02

you guys, you know, chat about neighborhoods and schools

58:04

and stuff that for her kids. And

58:07

so we got on the phone and we talked

58:09

for like an hour and just really

58:11

had the best time. And it

58:14

was like a month later, I think I got this script in

58:16

my inbox and I

58:18

opened it up. I was like, wait, this is this is Katherine Heigel

58:20

show. And I read it and

58:23

it was just this incredible story

58:26

and I was so in love with the part and in

58:28

love with the idea of playing somebody over three decades.

58:30

And so then we met

58:32

at the cast party, and then

58:35

our first two days together were like, you know, playing

58:37

dressed up in the hair and makeup trailer, going

58:39

like wait, put that, wait, cut your hair short,

58:41

longer, try this wig on, more blue eyes, shadow less

58:44

shoulder pads, more stirrup pants.

58:46

And then we just you

58:50

know, started hanging out on the weekends and hiking the dogs.

58:52

And then she would

58:54

have wine and cheese nights for the cast

58:56

at her house, and then I had parties

58:59

at my house and her husband and Josh would come over and bring his guitar,

59:01

and then it evolved into like dance parties in my backyard.

59:03

And it was just one of those things where we

59:06

got so lucky

59:08

because I think you have to fake. I

59:11

mean, it's like you guys are best friends in real life, and so that's

59:13

just like translated in the show. We just got along so

59:15

well, and I think having to fake when you're actually

59:17

doing scenes where you're sobbing on someone's shoulder. Okay,

59:20

you're not gonna believe this. Hang on a second, I'm

59:23

taking this. Women, I

59:25

had I had a time to eat,

59:27

so right before we started, I thought it would make a cruel

59:29

youth. Ever, oh

59:35

my god,

59:42

in case, in case, anyone didn't

59:45

know if Sarah was her real character as

59:47

Elliott. It's

59:49

fine, it's fine, it's fine. You know what I was like

59:51

what it smells so good and bad all at the same

59:53

time. You are such a character, Sarah

59:56

talk. Should we get into the show? Yeah,

59:58

we should probably talk about Scrubs? All

1:00:02

right, Sorry, sorry for the one hour

1:00:04

prologue. It's time to talk about

1:00:06

the television show Scrubs. Donald

1:00:10

Ready, are you ready with your recap? Ready?

1:00:15

Let me set my timer because everyone

1:00:17

wants to know and

1:00:19

go. Carla has competition

1:00:22

in the advice department. Cox needs

1:00:24

a win. Jd and Elliott seemed to

1:00:26

be on the relationshipment and Molly

1:00:29

Clock played by Heaven Graham, could

1:00:31

be its own investigative medical

1:00:34

comedy with the cast of Scrubs

1:00:36

as a supporting element. Being competitive

1:00:39

is one of the most resourceful human

1:00:41

assets in life. It can

1:00:43

fuel a person to greatness. Some people

1:00:45

go too far, some people have a problem.

1:00:48

Life isn't a competition, but I

1:00:50

often find I'm most effective and successful,

1:00:53

and I compete in its game, in

1:00:56

its game. Nice forty six seconds graft

1:00:58

guy. Hey, I was not

1:01:00

to mention the Jordan documentary again, but you just

1:01:02

made me think of it. How they were

1:01:04

like, do you have a gambling problem. He's like, no, I'm

1:01:07

addicted to competing. And

1:01:09

it made me think of what you just said, because

1:01:12

he just wanted to He wanted

1:01:14

to bet, He wanted to compete on anything and everything

1:01:16

in his life. And yeah,

1:01:19

and my point is it drove him, Like you're

1:01:21

saying, the characters

1:01:23

in this episode, yeah,

1:01:25

I mean, you can become great just because

1:01:27

of the because of your competitive

1:01:30

nature. You know. It's it's

1:01:33

half of the half of the game is to compete.

1:01:36

Yeah, And everybody in this episode is competing

1:01:39

absolutely in some way, shape or form.

1:01:41

Yeah. Now, this episode

1:01:44

has a very famous moment in it for

1:01:46

the Scrubs fans, and that is when Johnny

1:01:49

c McGinley starts the episode off

1:01:51

by saying, either this kid has a light bulb

1:01:53

up his butt or his colon has a great

1:01:55

idea the

1:02:00

X ray. That is one of the funniest little jokes

1:02:02

I think ever in Scrub's history.

1:02:05

Now, was there another episode about the ass

1:02:07

box or was this the only ass box episode?

1:02:10

No, there's no, there's there's a episode

1:02:12

that's solely about right

1:02:15

and and and as Scrubs Wiki points out

1:02:18

the light bulb that's finally pulled out of this

1:02:20

young man's sphincter anus

1:02:23

cavity would likely go in the

1:02:25

ass box if it weren't

1:02:27

for the fact that the guys decide

1:02:30

to put it in Kelso's lamp. Right,

1:02:35

and that's

1:02:37

so funny he goes there.

1:02:41

The heat from the light that's so gross,

1:02:44

perculates the ship the whole.

1:02:48

The major storyline of this episode

1:02:50

is how do you get a light bulb out of someone's

1:02:53

anal cavity. You got to go from the top

1:02:55

and push. I mean, everyone

1:02:57

has everyone has different theories. And

1:03:00

the janitor who

1:03:02

knew who knew the janitor would

1:03:04

be up such service? And when the fuck is the

1:03:06

janitor doing in an operating room and the

1:03:09

same time, at the same time

1:03:12

on a mask. Nobody has on anything

1:03:14

at this end, you have to you know, if it's

1:03:16

framed out, obviously, but you have to imagine

1:03:19

that the guy is on all fours with his anus

1:03:21

opens of the sky, right and

1:03:23

and and the two doctors, okay, they're

1:03:25

there, but so is the janitor just looking down

1:03:29

like how is that guy? Okay? It was like,

1:03:31

what would he never think to say? Guys

1:03:33

can you kick the janitor out of there? Well,

1:03:37

the fact that they're doing it for this guy and Kelso's

1:03:40

like when Cox, He's like, let me

1:03:42

guess he donated a wing and Kelso

1:03:44

goes, he donated a wing, a thigh

1:03:46

and the breast as

1:03:49

he goes, yes, genius in this metaphor

1:03:52

of the hospital is a chicken. That

1:03:59

was very funny. I laughed at this episode.

1:04:01

Yeah, there's very much you want to remember

1:04:03

this episode at all. I don't remember this at

1:04:05

all. First of all, it's the first time you ever call Neil

1:04:08

janitor. That's usually Saturah's thing. But you're

1:04:10

like Canada, right, yeah,

1:04:15

dude, Like I love the three

1:04:17

of them together. The three of them together

1:04:19

was a lot of fun. It was like it

1:04:21

was when Neil shows up

1:04:24

in a doctor's coat and then he puts on

1:04:26

the old school mirror, right, where'd

1:04:29

you get the coat? There's

1:04:34

some very funny Neil things. What about

1:04:36

when Satura and I are are are in the we're

1:04:38

coat chiefs, right, and we're in our tiny office

1:04:41

and uh and Neil comes in and

1:04:43

he bangs his card against our desks. He's

1:04:45

like, sorry, sorry, time to clean, and

1:04:48

we're like and then he goes, oops, he's spraying.

1:04:50

He goes, oops, that one got away, and I'm

1:04:52

like, oh, it burns since in

1:04:54

my eyes over he goes, I'm only

1:04:56

burns. Write that down, Write that down. I

1:04:59

want to talk about the supporting cast in this

1:05:01

episode, because the three of

1:05:03

them were hilarious. Todd,

1:05:06

Doug, and Uh and Nurse

1:05:08

Roberts have some of the funny.

1:05:10

But I wrote down a Looma was on

1:05:12

fire in this episode. When

1:05:14

she goes, maybe she's racist. That

1:05:17

shit had me rolling. Why

1:05:20

is everybody why Elliott

1:05:23

taking advice from Molly and not me? Maybe

1:05:25

she's racist? That

1:05:29

was funny. What if I went, Alma so

1:05:32

straight, so straight and so dry?

1:05:34

She goes, Doug wants to give this

1:05:36

guy five hundred thousand milligrams a morphine.

1:05:39

I thought I'd check with you before I killed him. Many

1:05:46

delivery was perfection, I thought,

1:05:50

Castle and Alma right on the show. We got

1:05:52

gotten a lot of requests, we got

1:05:54

Joelle, we gotten a lot of requests. Let's have

1:05:57

both of them on at the same time. About that and

1:05:59

what if? The what about when Zeltzer? When

1:06:01

Bob Glenn does That's why my wife

1:06:03

and I use candles. Yeah, what

1:06:06

does he mean though? He means they shove candles

1:06:08

up each other. That's this, dude. They jam candles

1:06:11

up each other. They do that. It's a lot

1:06:13

of this. Yeah, how it hurts.

1:06:15

Zeltzer is such a twisted fuck. I love

1:06:17

Bob Clendon, another person we need to have on

1:06:19

the podcast. And Nickhead was

1:06:21

so funny in this one.

1:06:25

I want to talk about beard Face or

1:06:27

beard Face in different points

1:06:29

in the background. Yeah, they can't figure out

1:06:31

where Beards works in this hospital,

1:06:33

Like he's all over the place. Have you even

1:06:35

noticed that. I've really noticed because I'm always tracking

1:06:38

the progress of beard Face. He's very often

1:06:40

in the pharmacy window, so like,

1:06:42

is he a pharmacist? And if he's a pharmacist,

1:06:45

how come he's everywhere else? Like, shouldn't we be

1:06:47

filling Bruce in

1:06:50

hospital? Right, He's in the er all

1:06:52

the time. He's everywhere Beards.

1:06:55

Yeah. The thing about the key background

1:06:57

players like Beard Fasse, Mickhead

1:07:00

Snoop Dogg Resident, they always knew

1:07:02

where the camera was, so they were smart. They knew,

1:07:04

like, my background work will be like where

1:07:07

the camera is, obviously, but I'm

1:07:10

trying to like process,

1:07:13

who Beard Fuss is in the hospital.

1:07:15

Like, if he's not the pharmacist, why is he always

1:07:17

in the pharmacy window? Right? Mickhead is

1:07:19

a doctor. Snoop

1:07:22

Dogg is an intern? Is

1:07:26

Johnny Castle's a resident? Johnny

1:07:29

Castle didn't make resident. He didn't make resident,

1:07:33

make a resident. It's so funny.

1:07:35

It's so funny when Sarah and I each have to pick our

1:07:37

interns and Doug goes pick

1:07:39

the hot chick and I go, shut up, Doug,

1:07:42

We'll take the hot chicken. So

1:07:47

that was very funny. When when when

1:07:49

Cox on the ramp tells

1:07:52

me that Sarah has been chosen

1:07:54

as the chief, that

1:07:57

was very funny. I screamed,

1:07:59

you throw all there? I

1:08:01

go, I just like this was this is a meme that I

1:08:04

see all the time, or a gift?

1:08:07

Why do you hate me when I show

1:08:09

you nothing but love? And

1:08:12

then I scream

1:08:15

It was one of my favorite moments of the episodes, that you're like, I

1:08:17

just I just have three questions. Why

1:08:20

do you I mean, who's gonna tell my mom? And what the hell

1:08:23

am I gonna do with five thousand dorian

1:08:26

residente president business cards? Yeah,

1:08:28

I made the cards made and then I and then

1:08:30

right away. I used it to hit on a hit on a chick.

1:08:36

We should talk about Heather because

1:08:38

she's really sad and

1:08:40

and and even though this

1:08:42

is an episode and you're narrating, she

1:08:45

kind of is the storyteller in this episode.

1:08:48

Yeah, popping in and out of everywhere. I

1:08:51

thought she did a wonderful job. This actually

1:08:53

could be a show. I

1:08:55

remember that after she did her run

1:08:57

with Us, she went on and did another show for a little

1:08:59

bit. But I don't know what that Emily's reasons why not?

1:09:02

Yeah, was that a was that

1:09:04

the medical show that she did right after us? It

1:09:06

wasn't medical, but it was. It was. It was

1:09:08

short lived, it didn't it didn't have a long run. But yeah,

1:09:11

I mean I think that this, I

1:09:13

mean, I just I'm sure Heather would agree

1:09:15

that this, Like this showed a new side

1:09:17

to her. People knew her as like, you know,

1:09:19

the sexy blonde, you

1:09:22

know, leading lady, and this really showed

1:09:25

that she could be versatile and be really funny. Yeah,

1:09:27

she's very well she character actor.

1:09:29

She showed that she has the skills. Yeah,

1:09:32

she's really funny in this. Yeah. One

1:09:34

of my favorite moments is when when she Judy goes

1:09:36

up. Why did you just close your eyes at me, just

1:09:38

like oh, I can't blink, and she just she's

1:09:43

so weird. The character she sets up,

1:09:45

She sets up work on a bench because

1:09:47

she can't find her office. Yeah,

1:09:50

this is not my She walks into your office and goes,

1:09:52

this is not my office. You know what movie that's

1:09:54

from? If you can

1:09:57

come on, man, Pebley Hills cop, this is I

1:09:59

think it's too, is it too? This

1:10:02

is not my locker. This is the first one. This

1:10:04

is not my locker. It's the first. Is that motherfucking

1:10:06

acces of Polly in here? That

1:10:09

guy was so good that actor play

1:10:12

get it chewed off to be the man you

1:10:15

see, I ain't got no ass left. You still

1:10:17

got a little bit as a little bit. Don't fuck

1:10:19

with me, ACXL, that

1:10:24

great actor so was the captain

1:10:26

of the Beverly Hills. When he's like, yeah,

1:10:28

bok a mill. But is this the man who?

1:10:31

Oh that guy right? We

1:10:33

we we And my sister used

1:10:35

to laugh so hard at him, going it is

1:10:37

this the man who wrecked

1:10:40

the buffet at the Harrow Club. And

1:10:45

then he walks out, and then he walks out and Eddie

1:10:47

Murphy picks up on. It is just the man who

1:10:50

wrecked Is

1:10:54

this the man who disabled one of our patrol

1:10:56

cars by sticking a banana?

1:10:59

And the tailor but disabled

1:11:02

disabled one of our patrol cars

1:11:05

with banana? That

1:11:09

guy, that guy was amazing.

1:11:11

I bet no one has ever pointed out that both captains

1:11:14

in Beverly Hill's coup are masterfully played,

1:11:17

well played, well play guys.

1:11:19

You didn't, did you? Five, six, seven, eighth

1:11:22

before? You can't? Did it before you? Sarah? Do

1:11:25

you want to try it? You can do it on the way out, Sarah,

1:11:27

you can. You got that, you got the extro. So

1:11:30

let's explore this. This is the beginning

1:11:32

of JD and Elliott

1:11:35

rekindling their friendship, trying.

1:11:37

But I mean, I don't understand what the hell j I didn't

1:11:39

understand what the hell JD's doing. He's like, he

1:11:42

just broke this woman's heart, and

1:11:46

I mean he's I mean, I'm just watching these backs,

1:11:48

Sarah, I'm so infuriated by my character. Sometimes

1:11:50

it's like he just he just broke

1:11:52

up with her and broke her heart and broke her up with Sean

1:11:55

for no reason. And now he's like,

1:11:57

hey, it'd be really great if we could like hang

1:11:59

out, you know, like his friends like outside

1:12:01

coffee, and she's like so nice to him,

1:12:03

like, well, I need a little more time, like she should be like

1:12:05

fuck you agreed,

1:12:09

although she is like fuck you for a lot of it.

1:12:11

But then they do have I thought, I don't know, I thought that coffee,

1:12:13

Like that coffee scene was kind of sweet. I

1:12:16

know, but didn't you feel that it was a little soon, like

1:12:18

knowing what JD has done to this poor woman. Yes,

1:12:22

yeah, I don't know how she can ever forgive. I don't

1:12:24

know how she could ever forgive you. The thing

1:12:26

is, I mean she has to because you guys

1:12:28

work in the same place, so eventually, you

1:12:30

guys are gonna have to be and you work,

1:12:32

you guys seem to have the same shifts

1:12:35

all the time, so you're gonna have to be. I

1:12:37

wish they'd explained a little bit more. And I get,

1:12:39

I know the truth that fucking people do

1:12:42

this all the time and and it's and it's real.

1:12:44

But I wish they'd explain a little more, like what

1:12:47

what JD was so afraid of, because he's

1:12:49

clearly crazy about her. He's

1:12:52

afraid of commitment or something whatever. I just feel like it's

1:12:54

never really exposed, like, why

1:12:56

is he playing such mind games

1:12:58

with her? It's not he's not sinister because

1:13:01

we obviously does truly

1:13:03

love her at the end the end, because we're trying to go nine

1:13:05

seasons, dude, that's why. Just

1:13:07

because seas do we can't

1:13:10

remember? Do we do? Do? We find out

1:13:12

later? And I think Donald's

1:13:15

right that the production reason is because people

1:13:17

are so into will there, won't they get them

1:13:19

together? Break them up? Get them together, break them up? But

1:13:22

I don't remember, And just watching

1:13:24

it, I'm like, why is this guy's your fucking

1:13:26

asshole people? And it's not

1:13:28

like that in real life too. The will there, won't

1:13:31

they get them together? Break them up? That's only

1:13:33

for movies. Men. Well, I don't know. There's a lot of

1:13:35

people listening. I'm sure who who've gotten

1:13:37

back together, broken up, gotten back together,

1:13:39

broken up with the same person. Yeah, and that

1:13:41

relationship still didn't work. You're

1:13:44

saying that in the end. If you're doing that bullshit,

1:13:46

you can't really work. Ultimately, there's no way

1:13:48

getting back together, breaking up, getting back

1:13:50

together, breaking up, getting back together, breaking

1:13:53

up works out in the end, there's no way.

1:13:55

I can't His parents were married three

1:13:57

times, right, it's really

1:14:00

actually yeah, Matthew

1:14:02

McConaughey's parents. Yeah, and

1:14:05

then his father died while he was having sex

1:14:07

with his mom. Yeah, that's impressive.

1:14:10

I did not know this story, Joel.

1:14:13

With the imagine

1:14:15

you mentioned, you get married and then it doesn't

1:14:17

work out, you get divorced, and then you go, I

1:14:20

am not I regret it. Let's get

1:14:22

married again? No no, no, no, okay, no, we

1:14:24

got divorced again? All right? You know what I

1:14:26

miss? You? Should we get married again? Why?

1:14:29

Why not just date? I

1:14:32

just don't see that happening, Like I think.

1:14:34

I think even when you get back together with

1:14:37

someone and who you've been with a long time, like let's

1:14:39

say it was years since you had

1:14:41

dated, and then you meet each other again

1:14:43

and you date again, I think the minute that

1:14:46

I don't think people change that much to where

1:14:49

you know, the things that annoyed

1:14:52

you back then are going to pop up eventually

1:14:54

and you're gonna be like, this is the same ship that it was

1:14:57

ten years ago. But I'm a romantic. Don't

1:14:59

you believe that that you can meet

1:15:01

someone down the line that you had a thing with and

1:15:03

you can be like, all of a sudden it's new context

1:15:05

and you've both experienced a lot of life,

1:15:08

and you went and you go eureka, oh my

1:15:10

god, When Harry met Sally is

1:15:12

a movie that shit does not happen in

1:15:14

real life. Man, People don't have people aren't

1:15:16

that busy telling you right? Oh,

1:15:23

I don't think people are that busy, dude. I don't think people

1:15:25

have that much going on in their life that all of

1:15:27

a sudden four years five

1:15:29

years makes such a big difference when

1:15:31

it comes to relationships. I don't especially

1:15:35

if the person and if the person annoyed you five years

1:15:37

ago, most likely they're going to

1:15:39

annoy you to five years later. Well, listen, if

1:15:41

you're someone that like got back together with

1:15:44

there like high school or college sweetheart

1:15:46

after so many years, and maybe you both got

1:15:48

married other people, and that you came when you

1:15:50

contact you, well, because I'd like to have you on

1:15:53

well, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold

1:15:55

on, hold up. You dated in the path.

1:15:57

This is what it has to be. You dated in the path, you

1:16:00

broke up because it was a broke the relationship

1:16:03

sucked, and

1:16:06

then ten years later, however, you've got married

1:16:08

and then later on you got back together

1:16:11

because you both have changed so much.

1:16:13

I am. I am eager to talk to you. We want

1:16:16

to hear and it has to have worked out, and

1:16:18

it has to have worked out. Do you have to still be together?

1:16:21

It can't be all we dated for like a year and then it

1:16:23

shit didn't work or we've been dating for a year

1:16:25

now and the ship and it's going okay.

1:16:28

You have to you have to have did it

1:16:30

broken up and then been a success again

1:16:33

for at least what how how long should

1:16:35

we say, guys? Tears? Two

1:16:37

years? Two years? And the sex

1:16:39

has to be better than it ever was, and

1:16:42

y'all better be fucking that's right, y'all better be

1:16:44

And we want to hear about it. Want to hear about that.

1:16:47

We want to hear you. We're gonna have you on the fuck on the show,

1:16:49

right, We're gonna, We're

1:16:51

gonna, We're gonna, We're gonna

1:16:53

we're gonna start only fans, fake doctors,

1:16:55

real friends, only fans. Are we allowed you well

1:16:58

to have a couple copulate on the show live?

1:17:00

Is that my heart? I mean I think it it'll

1:17:04

be the realest only fans ever because we'll

1:17:07

actually have only fans, a fake doctor's

1:17:09

real friends, doing sexual

1:17:12

exciting. Do you want to come back when

1:17:14

the couple bangs on the show, and you're welcome to join us

1:17:17

those podcasts has companies just changed

1:17:19

a lot since last We're

1:17:22

trying to tone back. We're trying

1:17:24

to we're trying to trim back the sexual talk

1:17:26

of tiny bit. But in this context,

1:17:29

why do people write in? Do people comment? No,

1:17:32

nobody nobody's really ill

1:17:34

complain. People don't complain about the R rated stuff

1:17:36

that much joking

1:17:39

faces hold up, Joel. They don't know. They

1:17:41

don't complain about that. I think they love it. I

1:17:43

get come. I got a woman who berated me for

1:17:47

talking about how I was starving myself

1:17:49

and and drinking smoothies to lose weight.

1:17:52

She said that I should be more responsible

1:17:55

for because children have eating

1:17:57

disorders. And I completely respect

1:17:59

that, But I also feel like I should

1:18:01

be able to say, like, I don't follow me. I

1:18:04

don't have the healthiest diet in the world. I'm just sharing

1:18:07

what I do. But I mean, by all

1:18:09

means, I respect that

1:18:12

that young people, people of all ages have. I

1:18:14

got. I got. I got two letters.

1:18:17

This one

1:18:21

was polite and one was not so polite.

1:18:23

One was polite, like, hey,

1:18:25

listen, guys. I

1:18:29

know that you're very busy and you guys have your own

1:18:31

lives and stuff like that, but a lot

1:18:33

of us really look forward to when

1:18:36

the show comes out. So if you guys would

1:18:38

not take breaks in between

1:18:41

shows, that would be

1:18:43

great. Like if you could just if you always did

1:18:45

Tuesdays and Thursdays,

1:18:47

that'd be great. Right, and then and

1:18:49

then and then he goes, and this

1:18:52

was this Thursday. And remember the past

1:18:54

episode dated late? It posted

1:18:57

late. And so then an hour

1:19:00

later I get another one. Oh

1:19:02

never mind, it's I see that you posted

1:19:04

late. Right, that's the first one. The second

1:19:06

one is like, that's really fucking rude.

1:19:09

Man, what the fuck? Man? Don't you know

1:19:11

how much I fucking need this shit? Fuck y'all

1:19:13

for this? And then an hour later I

1:19:16

apologize, I

1:19:18

see you posted late? Is that? Why?

1:19:20

Is that why you texted us like early in the morning,

1:19:22

like the show didn't post. Yeah, that's exactly

1:19:25

why. But that's so cute

1:19:27

how much it means to people and how much they're counting on

1:19:29

it. People are very into the show, and we're

1:19:31

very grateful about it. But man, so I'm

1:19:33

always surprised too, Sarah, Like people are

1:19:36

we have the most incredible fans

1:19:38

and people really really love this for

1:19:41

some reason. I'm very very very

1:19:43

very surprised and very grateful. We

1:19:47

have a fan caller, speaking of which we're

1:19:49

gonna gonna break, Sarah, would you like to

1:19:52

toss to break? I would

1:19:54

love to. What you're gonna say. What you're gonna

1:19:56

say in Canadian is we're

1:19:59

gonna take a quick break and be right back

1:20:01

with a guest. Put on your tucs

1:20:04

and turn off your garbators because we're gonna take a quick

1:20:06

break and we'll be right back with our guest.

1:20:15

Edward all

1:20:17

Right, who we got Joel? Jamie

1:20:21

Fullerton, Jamie, Jamie,

1:20:28

Jamie Fullerton. Welcome, Welcome, Welcome,

1:20:30

Thanks him. I always wanted to do that. Thank

1:20:32

you, Jamie. Welcome to the

1:20:34

program. You have a special treat today

1:20:36

because the Sarah Chalk, everyone's

1:20:39

favorite Canadian, is on the program.

1:20:41

Well I am blessed him. Thank you. Yes, sir. Not

1:20:43

everybody who comes on the show gets a Sarah Chalk

1:20:46

Zoom personal meeting, but you

1:20:48

were getting it, I know, because y'all

1:20:51

are treating me good like that. Joy, Are you gonna watch?

1:20:53

Are you gonna watch Sarah's new show tomorrow,

1:20:55

which premiers on Netflix. What is

1:20:57

the show's name, Sarah go, It's

1:21:00

called Lane, Firefly

1:21:02

Lane. I will make it a point then, yeah,

1:21:04

please do. It's with Katherine Heigel

1:21:07

and Sarah Chalk. They're both scannily

1:21:09

clad, and yeah,

1:21:11

everyone's gonna love it. Donald

1:21:14

and I will both be sitting way too close

1:21:16

to the TV. Rewind

1:21:18

pause, rewind pause, a lot of There will

1:21:20

be a lot of that. Yes, yes, welcome

1:21:23

to you have a Southern accent. Dallas,

1:21:26

Texas, Dallas in the House.

1:21:28

One of my favorite cities, Dallas, Dallas

1:21:31

in the House. My wife spends a

1:21:33

lot of time in Dallas. She's from the

1:21:35

Texas area. We love that area.

1:21:38

You know what I love? I love Okay, so

1:21:40

I love the text mex One of my favorite places

1:21:42

in Dallas is Meet Casinos. Yes, we

1:21:44

just we just went there for my birthday

1:21:46

last week. Nice, congratulations. I love

1:21:49

What is it? What is it? What is the drink called the where

1:21:51

it's like a slushy and it's got

1:21:54

the what's it called what's

1:21:56

it called? No, not the margarita, but

1:21:58

it's like, you know, it's like it's

1:22:00

like the ranges.

1:22:04

Julia, No, No, it's it's

1:22:06

a it's a car is.

1:22:08

Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. I'm not gonna get

1:22:10

her. I'm just gonna ask her. Oh my god, oh

1:22:13

my god. Donald has a real doctor's

1:22:16

fake fake fake doctor's real friends when I

1:22:18

want to learn the name of the podcast, Sarah.

1:22:20

But yes, Sarah, do you want one of those? Will you wear

1:22:22

it around? Are you kidding me? Right

1:22:25

now? I want one? I want to I want

1:22:27

a zach and DoD ones you

1:22:31

if you send me a picture of you in the fake

1:22:33

doctors real friends Onesie mombo

1:22:36

taxi? Did you have a mambo taxi? I

1:22:38

did not because we were going to my son's first

1:22:41

communion, so I thought i'd been you

1:22:43

didn't want to be hammered at ventilations well, even

1:22:46

though I'm not Catholic, But no, you

1:22:48

probably had the mombo taxi before. I

1:22:51

think I had a one time many years. What's in a mambo

1:22:53

taxi? I don't know, but it's like it's it really

1:22:55

is like it's like a

1:22:58

delicious tangy shirt Heberty

1:23:00

type of sugar alcoholic and it

1:23:02

gets you so drunk, like well,

1:23:05

it's a sangria and a margarita. Mixed

1:23:07

together. So

1:23:10

good, You're not too bad? Hangover all that Sugar

1:23:12

Hurting List had a mambo taxi.

1:23:20

Oh my god. All right, dude, welcome to the program,

1:23:22

Jamie. Do you have a question for any of us? Yeah?

1:23:24

In fact, and a couple

1:23:26

of podcasts ago, you mentioned how much you were into cinematography.

1:23:29

Yes, sir, so my question for the group is what

1:23:32

movie has the best cinematography?

1:23:35

How could you possibly ask that question? Gordon

1:23:38

state? Yes, Sarah, good answer.

1:23:42

The best photograph movie of all time? Thank

1:23:45

you. Although that film was photographed

1:23:47

by Larry Sure, who

1:23:50

I like to think I discovered because then

1:23:52

he went on to become famous. Now

1:23:54

he's very famous. He's had a lot of big

1:23:57

movies, but the Joker has made him.

1:23:59

And I'll chernomine. Oh

1:24:01

I didn't know that. Yeah, who

1:24:04

wants to go first? Donald? Do you have a feel? I'm sure

1:24:06

it's gonna be a Star Wars movie if a favorite sematography

1:24:09

film. Yes, The Empire Strikes Back is filmed

1:24:12

actually very well. If

1:24:14

you want to look at any of the Star Wars movies,

1:24:16

I think that's the most innovative out of

1:24:18

all of them. From that moment

1:24:20

on it, I'm not gonna say it was the same

1:24:23

thing over again, but they just figured

1:24:25

out a way to. I mean before

1:24:28

that, everything was really slow, and then the

1:24:30

Empire Strikes Back happens and everything is

1:24:32

ramped up and it's really fast and

1:24:34

the action is fast paced, and so I'm gonna

1:24:37

go Empire strikes Backe part.

1:24:41

So it's one of the first tracking shots

1:24:44

of something that isn't real, Like they developed

1:24:46

that shot. Just the Tanton running

1:24:49

in the snow in the beginning is something

1:24:51

that's never been done before. It

1:24:53

had never been done before, and they had to figure

1:24:55

it out at ILM. Just putting it

1:24:57

out there, all right, Sarah, do you have a favorite

1:24:59

movie in terms of cinematography.

1:25:02

I mean, it's been the years since I've watched it.

1:25:04

Definitely deserves a rewatch. But I remember

1:25:07

at the time being obviously so Mind buln By

1:25:09

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. Yeah,

1:25:12

that's a great one. What a beautiful movie

1:25:14

that is. We didn't say

1:25:16

that about Empire Strikes Back, And I'm very disappointed.

1:25:18

Well, I just I really need to be honest. I zoned out.

1:25:20

I was like, I'm gonna let him do a solid two

1:25:22

minutes on sorrow, so

1:25:29

should face. The

1:25:31

first thing that popped into my head was the movie Manhattan.

1:25:34

It's black and white, it's a it's a Woody Allen

1:25:36

movie. I know people have

1:25:38

very passionate feelings about Woody Allen and

1:25:41

his films now, but that doesn't change

1:25:43

the fact that it is a beautifully filmed

1:25:45

movie. That's That's like

1:25:48

the first thing that popped into my head. Similar

1:25:51

thing with like Bradford Young, who's

1:25:53

just like this incredible cinematographer

1:25:56

for you people who are like really into the

1:25:58

popular movies, he did so a little bit. Also,

1:26:01

what's a director of photography for Selma? But my

1:26:03

cinematographer, David Charry, his favorite

1:26:06

movie is Mother of George and the

1:26:08

way he just shoots like skin,

1:26:10

which seems silly and maybe weird, but it's

1:26:12

just so beautiful. Everyone is luminescent in

1:26:14

the whole movie that has just like gorgeous

1:26:17

glow and it's it's really great. I love Bradfordy

1:26:19

Young's work, Okay, Daniel Joel, I'm writing

1:26:21

that down Mother of George because I have not. Yeah,

1:26:24

definitely check it out. Really powerful movie

1:26:26

if I get If I get the chance, I would also say

1:26:29

Goodfellas. That's yeah,

1:26:32

it would be great if you It would be funny if you would. If I get

1:26:34

the chance, I'd also like to say Return

1:26:36

of the Jedi. You

1:26:41

thought it would funny?

1:26:44

I would like to give you a second take on that joke.

1:26:46

Okay, you're ready, Yeah, god take two go. If

1:26:49

I get the chance, I'd like to also say Return

1:26:51

of the Jedi. The

1:26:54

way they captured that you walk for just

1:27:00

there was a just beautiful backlight on the ewalks.

1:27:02

Fur ahead,

1:27:05

channel your turn the one that comes to

1:27:07

mind recently, Blade Runner twenty forty nine. Shout out,

1:27:09

Roger Deakins. You like that? Yeah, I

1:27:11

loved it? Yea not a lot of really,

1:27:14

well, I wasn't. Did you like the movie? The movie

1:27:16

was fine, but the experience of watching the movie

1:27:19

was unmatched. It's just gorgeous and somebody,

1:27:21

Yeah, by the way, you just made me

1:27:23

think of another one that I don't know who shot it?

1:27:25

Will you look up for me, Joel? But mad Max fury

1:27:28

Road, Oh so good that the

1:27:31

fact that that movie is not only beautifully

1:27:34

photographed, if it weren't for what even

1:27:36

even even independent of the way

1:27:38

they're filming it. But there's no green screen

1:27:40

and they literally are all flying through

1:27:43

the endless desert And did

1:27:45

you know that while you're making that face channel, You're

1:27:47

right, there's a lot of practical but there's also a ship on

1:27:50

the green screen. I'm sure there's a little green screen, but dude,

1:27:52

for terms of movies that have that amount

1:27:54

of action, I've watched behind the scenes featurettes

1:27:56

on totally. You could feel

1:27:59

that heat when that's ship comes out. You

1:28:01

feel that heat. Man, a million

1:28:03

examples, But it's always interesting to know what you're brain

1:28:06

vomits up. First, for me, it became I

1:28:08

went Manhattan, oh and downs Good Fellows for

1:28:10

some reason that made me think of now,

1:28:12

it's probably you down. It's probably when you said

1:28:15

Blade Runner because it made me think of a

1:28:17

remake or something. But anyway, those are our

1:28:19

answers. There's a zillion answers. I

1:28:21

think it's important if you're a

1:28:23

film lover to start

1:28:27

to get to know cinematographers

1:28:29

because they

1:28:31

are such an enormous part of the

1:28:33

film that you love. I mean, directors

1:28:36

in varying degrees are are are

1:28:38

either super involved in the cinematography or

1:28:40

not at all, and

1:28:43

so it really is creating

1:28:45

the images of the movie you love so much is

1:28:47

really a partnership between

1:28:49

the director and the cinematographer, and so

1:28:52

it's it's take note of of who they

1:28:54

are because their their names are important to John

1:28:56

Seal is the DP who shot

1:28:59

on that. Max. Hey, Jamie, let me ask you

1:29:01

a question. What's yours? Well, Zach

1:29:03

kind of stole my thunder there with Fury Road. That's

1:29:06

not only was it great, real well shot, of

1:29:08

course, but it's also like my

1:29:10

second favorite movie. So that that movie

1:29:12

did. It was just such a that's move, such an

1:29:14

adrenaline rush. I watch it. I watch

1:29:17

it every year just for just because

1:29:19

it's so good. All Right,

1:29:21

what's your next question, Jamie Fullerton? Well,

1:29:24

I guess this is a real quick one. Will

1:29:27

Ken Jenkins been coming be coming back to Scrubs,

1:29:30

to y'all's podcast because the way his

1:29:32

podcast episode ended, Oh,

1:29:35

that was my favorite, the way

1:29:37

he ended it, because and

1:29:39

if you if, if the people out there haven't seen it,

1:29:41

Donald's praise, Donald's

1:29:43

giving him praise just like he's such a great actor.

1:29:45

He does this, he does that, and Donald and I called

1:29:47

him the MVP of the show. That's right.

1:29:50

I was like, Ken, you are the MVP. Of the

1:29:52

show. I mean Donald gave him a very nice

1:29:54

thing for a couple and then

1:29:56

and then Ken with this with this gravelly

1:29:58

voice, says phase On.

1:30:00

One of the reasons I agreed to come on this podcast

1:30:03

was to hear beautiful bullshit like that. Zach

1:30:11

was in the background, just shut it off, we're done, and he was.

1:30:13

I was like, you can't beat that. We should have him back?

1:30:16

Should we have him back? Joel? Will you do me a favor?

1:30:18

Do do everyone do Jamie Fullerton

1:30:20

and all the listeners a favor? Find out

1:30:22

the most Ken heavy episode, and

1:30:25

let's ask him is Sarah, do you want

1:30:27

to come back when we have Kin on? Yes?

1:30:30

All right, I would love it. Oh, I miss Ken.

1:30:34

Ken his son was very

1:30:36

helpful in orchestrating getting

1:30:39

Kin on, and I'm sure help us again because

1:30:42

Ken is a barrel of laughs. Maybe Ken

1:30:44

could also helped me with the technical All

1:30:47

right, Jamie, it's time for everyone

1:30:49

in Dallas's favorite segment, it's time

1:30:51

too fixy

1:30:58

And we also have the beautiful sar Chalk

1:31:00

here to help you all the way from Vancouver or Van

1:31:02

Groovy. Don't they say Van Groovy, Sarah? Van

1:31:05

people do? Yeah, I've heard it called van groovy.

1:31:08

Sarah has new color hair. Yah, Sarah,

1:31:10

what color is that? Oh it's

1:31:12

called quarantine cheek. Oh

1:31:15

so that's your natural Is that your natural

1:31:18

color? This has been a year

1:31:20

and four months. You

1:31:22

haven't died it in a year? In four months.

1:31:25

I like it. I haven't

1:31:27

also beautiful, I have not died it

1:31:29

in a year four months. I also left it a

1:31:32

boot. Uh. I

1:31:34

think it was almost a year, but I

1:31:36

hadn't cut it, and I was just like

1:31:39

so annoyed with it and done.

1:31:41

And my friend was like, if you put it in a ponytail on

1:31:43

top of your head and you just cut the

1:31:45

end of the ponytail, it kind of makes layers

1:31:49

naturally. I did it. I

1:31:52

did it, and it does not make layers

1:31:55

naturally. I didn't have any else. Professional

1:31:58

six was that you have no gray.

1:32:00

Oh, it's like zoom. That's the

1:32:02

zoom. I'm sure there's

1:32:05

I'm sure there's some in there if I got close enough. I'm

1:32:07

sad to say that my beard is like all

1:32:10

great and you can't. I thought that was your white as skin.

1:32:12

I thought that was your white ass skin. That's

1:32:19

not laughing.

1:32:22

You're saying that my skin is as white

1:32:25

as gray hair. I don't even have any beard on

1:32:27

him. Tick head, he's

1:32:31

fucking tick All right, let's focus on I

1:32:35

know Sarah, he smokes so much pot

1:32:37

today he can barely focus. It's

1:32:39

Friday, do it, man? He

1:32:41

does it on a Munday morning a

1:32:47

taxi. Jamie, you probably don't have legal

1:32:49

weed down there yet, right,

1:32:52

No, I don't think so, not yet. Yeah. Well,

1:32:54

yeah, it's gonna take the southest mentioned longer. But

1:32:56

Donald really takes advantage of the recreational

1:32:59

legal weed here in California.

1:33:02

Go for it, right, you know, I'm gonna be honest

1:33:04

with you. I

1:33:07

am trying to stop. Well

1:33:09

it's not going well, it's not I'm failing, all

1:33:14

right, Jamie. How can we how can we fix your

1:33:16

life? Okay? Now I'm glad

1:33:19

Sarah's here too, because I have because

1:33:22

as a fellow parent, I have a question. Did

1:33:25

y'all find having raising

1:33:27

when it or having an eight year old to

1:33:29

be very difficult? M

1:33:33

whenever he gets about eight years old? Is it?

1:33:36

Is it very always? It's always difficult.

1:33:39

I'm just saying it seems to be getting yeah,

1:33:42

a little more difficult. Yeah, there's started.

1:33:44

He's very my son seven. He's very

1:33:46

rebellious now and very he's starting

1:33:48

to u discover his

1:33:50

personality and the things that makes

1:33:53

him who he is. And uh,

1:33:58

he's very funny. He's

1:34:01

very uh

1:34:03

immature and

1:34:06

very loud. And when I say

1:34:09

immature, I don't mean immature like

1:34:11

uh, like he's not keeping

1:34:13

up. He's immature. Like his jokes, albeit

1:34:17

they are a little bit grown for

1:34:19

his age, are

1:34:21

a little immature. Like you know, what he finds

1:34:24

funny is potty jokes and stuff like

1:34:26

that. We find yeah,

1:34:29

yeah, I know, I know, but

1:34:32

nothing like a seven year old telling

1:34:34

a poop jokes. One of

1:34:36

his jokes. He'll be like, knock

1:34:39

knock. So okay. So look, we

1:34:41

were watching Splash on Disney Plus

1:34:44

the other night, and

1:34:46

I remember my wife was at the beginning it says

1:34:49

this film has been modified because I remember when

1:34:51

I was a kid, there's a little bit of booby nipple slippage

1:34:53

and splash. Oh I remember Daryl Hannah triggering

1:34:55

some things inside me. Right, And

1:34:58

so we're watching the movie and they've now covered

1:35:00

all of that. So I'm like, great, we don't have to worry

1:35:02

about it. But then the Swedes.

1:35:05

The Swedes come to

1:35:09

view the Mermaid and

1:35:11

I don't know if you guys remembering splash.

1:35:14

When the Swedish scientists

1:35:16

come, Eugene

1:35:19

Levy, Tom Hanks, and

1:35:21

John Candy pose as

1:35:23

these scientists. So Eugene Levy returns as

1:35:26

the scientists, and then John Candy

1:35:28

and Tom Hanks pose as the Swedes,

1:35:30

but they don't speak a word of of of

1:35:32

Swedish, right of the Swedish

1:35:34

language, and the

1:35:37

the guy the guard at the

1:35:39

gate is the guard at the door is like, you

1:35:41

know, guys, I gotta be honest with you before

1:35:44

you go. And I took Swedish

1:35:48

lessons in college and so

1:35:50

I am actually kind of fluent. I'd love

1:35:52

to practice on you guys. And so he

1:35:54

says something and they look at

1:35:56

each other and they're like sure,

1:35:59

yeah, yeah, sure

1:36:01

yeah, And then they try

1:36:03

to walk by and he's like, wait, hold up, hold up, hold up, and

1:36:07

then he says something like what are in Swedish?

1:36:09

He says in Sweden? He says, what are two

1:36:11

guys like you doing in New York

1:36:14

this time of year? And John Candy

1:36:16

goes in Swedish,

1:36:18

hey, babe, you know I have a twelve inch penis,

1:36:22

And then they all start laughing. My

1:36:25

son can read now he's

1:36:29

seven, So

1:36:31

now everything every joke he tells is

1:36:34

knock knock, Hey

1:36:38

babe, Hey babe, Hey

1:36:40

babe. Who hey babe. You know

1:36:42

I have a twelve inch penis.

1:36:48

That's problematic. So

1:36:51

Jamie, all you gott is watch Splash with your kids.

1:36:55

They're always gonna be They're always gonna be that

1:36:57

way, dude. They're always going to be difficult, is

1:36:59

my point. You're never ever gonna be comfortable

1:37:02

in this situation as your dad. Your

1:37:04

best job, your best thing you can ever do,

1:37:06

the best thing you can do is try

1:37:08

to raise a good person. And they're going to annoy

1:37:10

the shit out of you. But you got a persevere

1:37:13

You're the adult. You're in charge that

1:37:15

by you. Sorry, you got any child advice? Child? Real?

1:37:17

Well, okay, so Jamie, tell me what is it specifically

1:37:19

that's happening right now. Well, it's

1:37:22

just a lot of times he uh,

1:37:24

we need him to do something and he just

1:37:26

starts to try to make jokes. He tries to just blow

1:37:29

it off. I'll give you an example. Yesterday,

1:37:32

his mom wanted him to put away some clothes,

1:37:35

you know, just as something simple, and he was playing on his switch.

1:37:37

So I told him, hey, and she said

1:37:39

it twice. He didn't do it. I said, hey, hit pause

1:37:41

on it, and you know, get these clothes put

1:37:43

away. He says, there's

1:37:45

no pause button. I'm like, wait, you say, I know how this thing

1:37:47

works. You hit when you hit this button and it pauses.

1:37:50

Yeah, but daddy, it doesn't say pause. What's

1:37:53

it matter? Just smart

1:37:56

kids? Smart kid, kid, you can't

1:37:58

be mad at that. You can't trying it.

1:38:00

I'm guessing at that age they're trying exactly

1:38:04

exactly. It's like, Sarah,

1:38:07

go ahead, Sarah, You've got Canadian's best here

1:38:09

ahead. I think you know It's

1:38:11

it's at every age there's just like another

1:38:14

another challenge, and it just you're

1:38:17

always one step behind, right because you

1:38:19

know, I have a four year old and an eleven

1:38:22

year old, and obviously like at every age, it's like, oh,

1:38:24

I have never parented that age before and dealt with these

1:38:26

challenges and keep in mind like you're not just dealing

1:38:28

with an eight year old. You're dealing with an eight year

1:38:30

old who's in quarantine in

1:38:33

a you know, completely unprecedented

1:38:36

pandemic. So the things that are

1:38:38

coming up, I mean, I feel like you

1:38:40

know, uh, certainly

1:38:43

in our household, it's that you know, that balance

1:38:45

of like you're trying to uh

1:38:47

set limits and also be compassionate for what they're

1:38:49

going through because it's certainly we did not have to go

1:38:51

through anything like this, and they're under so

1:38:53

many challenges to wrap

1:38:57

their brains around what's happening and trying

1:38:59

not to absorb our stress over it. But what

1:39:01

came to light for me in this pandemic

1:39:04

was, like I thought I was like doing

1:39:07

all of the things that I thought

1:39:09

were important in terms of making my kids contribute

1:39:12

in the house and doing things like you're talking about, like can

1:39:14

you fold this laundry? Can you do that? But life is so

1:39:16

busy and it wasn't until it all of a sudden settled

1:39:19

that I was like, oh shit, we're actually not doing

1:39:21

nearly as much as I thought we were of

1:39:23

that. So we made that a huge priority at the being in the pandemic.

1:39:25

Who got chore charts and if you don't like

1:39:28

you know, there's there's laundry and vacuum

1:39:30

and you know, dishes and whatever, And

1:39:32

if you don't do your chore, then you

1:39:35

have to swap out someone else can pick

1:39:37

your chore the next time and make you do the bad chore, which take

1:39:40

the compost. It's like a reality show. I like

1:39:42

that. It's like a reality And yeah,

1:39:44

we just sort of had ship get real, like, you know we

1:39:47

I think I thought I was saying no more

1:39:49

than I was, and I realized I have

1:39:51

to do that more, which is not

1:39:54

always been my strong right. How do you feel about,

1:39:56

say, that's a good question. How do you feel about saying

1:39:58

no? Like I have a I don't I don't mind

1:40:00

saying no, but I have a problem saying no,

1:40:03

you know what I mean? Like I have an issue with being

1:40:06

like, you can't do that. I

1:40:09

you know, it's interesting. I really thought I was great.

1:40:12

I thought I was good at it. I thought I actually did that until

1:40:14

I realized that I didn't. And so that's been a huge

1:40:16

thing. Is like more boundaries more

1:40:18

no, I think, you know, obviously as

1:40:21

they get bigger and bigger. Actually that's not true when they're

1:40:23

a little too. Structure is so key

1:40:25

and so important

1:40:28

and feeling the you know, the walls and

1:40:30

the boundaries because they're always looking for them and if

1:40:32

you don't put them there, then they're gonna just

1:40:35

test, test, test, Okay, well what if I can never find

1:40:37

the pause button on my switch?

1:40:40

And yeah,

1:40:50

yeah, you got you gotta you gotta take charge,

1:40:52

man, Like put the game away.

1:40:55

That's what we're learning. What you know. We

1:40:58

put the game away for a bit, and

1:41:00

because we were realizing that he was doing things for

1:41:03

the game, like everything he was doing was

1:41:05

just so he could play the game, and it

1:41:07

was like, uh, we're gonna take the game completely

1:41:10

away. So now everything you're doing is because

1:41:12

you're doing it. And then every now and then we'll let him

1:41:14

play and it's so much more rewarding. And

1:41:16

then I don't have a hard time being like, get off the

1:41:18

game, because he knows. If he says, hold

1:41:21

one second, can I get five minutes? Yeah,

1:41:23

he's never gonna play that shit again. It's

1:41:26

always a negotiations. There's never like it's

1:41:28

always like, but how about okay, ten more minutes? Kay,

1:41:30

five more minutes. I say,

1:41:33

I'll give you five more minutes, but then you can never play

1:41:35

again. Okay, I'm done. Good

1:41:39

idea excellent? All right,

1:41:41

Well Jamie, you're welcome. Thanks,

1:41:44

guys, you're welcome. You're welcome. You're well so welcome.

1:41:46

You can stay on because you're you're delightful

1:41:49

and we love Texas and I think we're done. Guys,

1:41:51

we did the show. I want to just say one last

1:41:53

thing. A Looma was fire

1:41:56

in this episode. Yeah five,

1:41:58

you're out out right

1:42:02

and we we hear you fans,

1:42:04

and and you said it a lot and I see it.

1:42:06

And Joel is going to be on it. We want to book Bob

1:42:08

Plindennen. We want to book Johnny

1:42:10

Castle, and we want to book

1:42:14

right Alma, right sorry, and we want to book

1:42:16

Kennigan. Mh. Maybe

1:42:18

we do all three of those, uh favorite

1:42:22

secondary characters on the same episode. That could

1:42:24

be fun. That would be a lot of fun. Actually.

1:42:27

I also want to shout out to Judy when she said

1:42:29

you don't have that cookie. We're getting a divorce right,

1:42:36

Yeah? And I like I like it when when

1:42:39

Kelso says to the guy who's

1:42:41

given all the money regarding his son who

1:42:43

had the light bulb up his ass, he goes, Lyle

1:42:46

might be ready for that rough sex talk you

1:42:48

had with your other boys. I

1:42:53

just love the name name is Lyle. This is

1:42:56

a funny oh.

1:42:58

And then and then Zach jumping around with the movers

1:43:00

on the bubble Rap Yeah, I was gonna say this.

1:43:05

You look like you were lifting weights back then came

1:43:07

back and you came back into season four

1:43:10

and shape you had getting some triceps

1:43:12

there. Yeah, I'm trying to get back there. I was there, I was.

1:43:14

I had some nice definition with you. See when I put

1:43:16

that that whatever that thing is the movers

1:43:19

where that supports around your waist, I

1:43:21

had that on. Look good, I'd

1:43:25

hit it. All right. We

1:43:29

love you everybody listening. Thank you for for

1:43:32

tuning in. Sarah. I don't know what to say.

1:43:34

The amount of love that Donald and I have for you

1:43:37

is just too much. I'm

1:43:39

really excited for your new show. Yes,

1:43:42

I'm plug your time

1:43:44

for everybody. It comes on tomorrow Wednesday.

1:43:46

Guys, Donald, you don't remember the title name to you? Yeah,

1:43:49

I do. What is it called? Uh, it's called

1:43:52

Scrubs. We rot show kids

1:43:56

were try and do like a charades for Donald and

1:43:58

acted up kids, not even once?

1:44:01

All right again, Sarah, your it's

1:44:03

Firefly Lane, Firefly Lane.

1:44:05

Pa. You guys know what's gonna happen.

1:44:08

You're gonna do the same thing you do every night. You're gonna

1:44:10

be scrolling through Netflix, scrolling through

1:44:12

all the other services. Going no, no, no,

1:44:14

and you're gonna think of my voice going firefly

1:44:17

lane. No, I'm gonna think of Sarah's

1:44:19

voice going firefly lane. It's way better,

1:44:22

right, fly lane. Well,

1:44:24

I'm gonna think of Zach's voice actually now because

1:44:27

it was a little Sarah Sarah self selling

1:44:29

in a seductive voice for the listen. Okay,

1:44:32

sorry, don't there's

1:44:34

ain't only fans say it in French, sir,

1:44:37

it ain't only fans yet Netflix.

1:44:44

I will watch it, Sarah.

1:44:46

When you were do they ever ask you to dub yourself

1:44:49

in French? Because they should because you can do

1:44:51

it. They they haven't and

1:44:53

I have offered, So I don't know if I should

1:44:56

be offended. They don't want to ge check.

1:44:58

They don't want to check. I

1:45:02

need to. I need to find some way

1:45:04

to make sense of my life that I went

1:45:06

to school in French all day from the age of five

1:45:09

to eighteen, and to German school after