0:00

Sound.

0:01

This is my level sound.

0:03

This is my love this is

0:06

my level sounds.

0:12

This is my love wound,

0:16

this is my land.

0:20

Sound.

0:20

This is my lovel sound.

0:24

This is my.

0:30

What's the harmony for that?

0:32

I don't know, not right now.

0:33

That's your thing. You're really good.

0:34

I'm a little Friday, I'm a little.

0:39

You're frying.

0:39

Okay, okay, my

0:42

fucking it's

0:45

not frazzle, thank you. That's

0:47

the word I was looking.

0:48

But one of your gifts is being able to quickly

0:50

figure out the harmony. And I wanted to show

0:52

off to the audience that you're good at that, but maybe you're not

0:54

feeling it today.

0:56

Sound. This is my level

1:02

you sing that part sound, This

1:04

is my live I

1:06

can't do it right now.

1:07

I'm fine, you know what.

1:08

It's sucked up in the brain right now. It just can't happen.

1:10

It's too high. This is my level

1:14

something like that sound. This is

1:16

my level something like that

1:18

sound.

1:19

This is my legvel

1:24

sounds six seven eight

1:28

sound this sound.

1:31

This is my last song

1:34

sound six seven

1:37

eight sound. This

1:39

is my leveable.

1:44

Close.

1:45

The last note is kind of the same.

1:46

Now we'll have to line those up because we have

1:48

a bit of a delay so Donald Daniel

1:50

will line it up so we sound better sound.

1:53

This is my left.

1:56

Sound.

1:57

This is my left.

2:01

When we sing in T mobile

2:03

commercials, we go into the booth and

2:05

uh and when.

2:08

I come up with them harmonies, I came up

2:10

with that last one. They won't raise

2:12

your rate set team Mo

2:15

Mo.

2:18

What happens is I go in and I just lay down the melody

2:21

and the best I can. And then Donald

2:23

goes in and he lays down not only his melody,

2:25

but then like four harmony parts. And

2:28

I'm like, do you guys want me to go in and lay down some harmony

2:30

parts? And they're like, no, we're good, thank you.

2:33

Rude, I'm proudly

2:35

damn it.

2:36

No, he's got such a good voice. And then he and

2:39

then the guys are like figuring out the harmonies

2:41

with Donald, and then he sings all of the harmonies

2:43

like as though we have a choir. But it's just Donald's

2:46

got a great voice. You both have great voices.

2:48

I'm the Ralph. I'm the Ralph Tresvan

2:51

of the band.

2:52

I don't know what that reference is, of

2:54

course you don't. Is

2:56

it boys to men close?

3:00

What is it?

3:01

New addition?

3:02

Bro?

3:02

Oh calm down, Geez, Louise, you

3:04

didn't know.

3:05

Man. If you knew it wouldn't I wouldn't be so

3:08

fucking frazzled.

3:10

You guys. I saw billboard for a new spider

3:12

Man movie with Dakota Johnson.

3:15

I want to know what the spider verse.

3:17

I want to know what the what the superhero

3:20

fans in the in the post? You think about

3:22

this? Are you excited? Your thoughts?

3:24

Oh? Wow, Dakota Johnson's

3:26

pretty. She's so beautiful.

3:28

She's beautiful. Huh. I really do think she's

3:31

so beautiful and she's so real. I do

3:33

think she's a movie star. She's very

3:35

charming.

3:36

Oh yeah, she's dating my boyfriend

3:38

Ellen.

3:39

She's dating my boyfriend Chris Martin. But

3:42

that's not the question. The question is what

3:44

you two superhero love?

3:47

You said, what about what she took?

3:48

That?

3:48

She did? What I said? She's

3:50

dating my not Joelle? What

3:53

did you say?

3:54

I said that she's very pretty?

3:56

And what do you say after that?

3:57

She doesn't want to repeat it? Something about Ellen?

3:59

All right?

4:00

Talk about took down Ellen degenerate?

4:02

Yeah, everybody knows, they saw it.

4:05

I don't really know what that story is, but I'm not interested. Tell

4:07

me about your thoughts on this new movie. Are

4:09

you excited, Donald A. You're bringing the kids in

4:11

the in your in your communities of superhero

4:14

fans. Is everyone geeked? What's happening?

4:18

You know a lot of silence here at I'm

4:21

gonna be honest with you, and.

4:22

We only want the fans only want honesty.

4:25

I will only give you honesty. I don't know much about

4:27

Madam Webb. I am excited to see

4:30

all of these uh interesting

4:33

outfits because they're definitely opening up

4:35

the Spider Verse more with these

4:37

characters.

4:41

Look at your will's face, Well,

4:43

why are you why are you censoring yourself?

4:46

Okay, we don't want to upset Sony. Sony.

4:49

Sony wants you to be honest.

4:50

Okay, it's they don't. But it's

4:53

frustrating.

4:54

It's very frustrating to be a woman who likes the superheroes

4:56

and then female at superheroes movies

4:58

come out and you're like, what it's happening and why

5:01

here's my biggest issue. Uh, Madam

5:04

Webb in the comics is a old, cranky

5:06

bitch and she's awesome. Uh,

5:08

And they were like, what if we made her young and sexy?

5:11

I'm not interested, not interested in a young, sexy

5:13

Madam Web. She's supposed to be old, supposed to see everything.

5:15

She's like literally lives in another dimension

5:18

like this.

5:18

She's kind of what Loki is at the end of

5:20

Loki. She's kind of that, you

5:22

know what I mean.

5:23

And I think if Helen Miren is down to do fast

5:25

and furious movies, there's no reason you could have called

5:27

Helen Miron and been like, Hey, what this really weird

5:29

one off character and she would have been about

5:31

it, and I really feel like audiences still would have been

5:33

about it. The Sony universe is confusing

5:35

to me. I don't understand it. I want

5:37

to love it. I'm just not I'm not here

5:40

for it.

5:40

I just don't.

5:41

Wow, you can understand. I guess

5:43

the studio executive going, yeah, but what if she's

5:46

hot and sexy, like to cut it.

5:50

I that's her answer to everything, And.

5:53

I think that's where some of it's failing, you

5:55

know what I mean.

5:56

As far as I can't

5:58

say this about Disney yet, but as far as

6:00

Sony goes, when it comes to Spider Man,

6:03

they've missed every time, even Venom.

6:05

I like Venom, you know, I like, you

6:07

know, kind of, but when it comes to the Spider

6:10

Man movies, it's not up there with

6:12

all of the rest of them, you know what I mean, it's

6:14

it's actually toward the But this is

6:16

just my opinion.

6:17

No, just the animated versions.

6:20

I'm clear you like Phil and Chris's work.

6:22

That Shit's fired.

6:23

I think that's the top of the list right there when

6:25

it comes to Spider Man. But it's

6:28

really interesting, like if you're gonna and also

6:30

if you're gonna, if you're gonna make the fill

6:32

and Chris Spider Man, why not stick

6:35

to that and you know, connect

6:39

everything, you know, just like the

6:41

Disney Verse has kind of done it, The

6:43

Disney Marvel verse kind of has done it. Like

6:45

all of these things don't make

6:47

sense, and you know, there's

6:50

kind of a tag here and kind

6:52

of a tag there, and then they pull it

6:54

out and it's just been It's

6:57

a mess, is what it is. As they say, as you're

7:00

as Mandy Patampkin said in

7:02

Wish I was Here, it's a mess

7:05

Aiden right, Wow.

7:07

I'm sure he probably said something like that. I'm

7:10

impressed that you remembered a quote from which

7:12

I was here. And also you remember my character

7:14

named Aidan. Thank you Donald, Can

7:16

you explain to me Joelle, our resident

7:19

pop culture expert, why does Sony

7:21

have the rights to Spider Man and

7:23

not why is it not with Marvel?

7:25

Sure?

7:25

Okay, So before Marvel became a studio,

7:28

they licensed a lot of their properties, particularly in the nineties,

7:30

the comic book industry had a boom and then a

7:32

bust. So when they went bus, a lot of

7:34

the comic book companies were like, we'll sell off our

7:37

IP so people can make movies out

7:39

of it.

7:39

Before could they have Blade? Originally too?

7:42

They did?

7:42

Was that a New Line?

7:44

I thought it was Sony, but it might have been New

7:46

Line. I cannot remember which production.

7:49

That's that's the point. Everybody was fucking grabbing

7:52

what they could.

7:53

I'm sorry.

7:54

So basically that's why Marvel

7:56

started with Iron Man. At Superhero almost nobody knew

7:58

about it's when they still had the IP. And

8:01

then a few years later there's a great

8:03

uh saga when Kevin

8:06

Faigie went and saw, oh gosh.

8:09

So lady Sony, who's the head Amy Pascal

8:11

Pascal?

8:12

I actually, yeah, Apparently

8:14

sandwiches were thrown. There was like a big fight.

8:16

They were like, hey, we really need to get in on Spider

8:19

Man, and they were like, we are you try it from our cold

8:21

dead hands. But eventually peace was made

8:23

and now Marvel and Sony work on the Spider Man

8:26

movies together, but not the Spider

8:28

Woman movies.

8:28

All right, But my question is this. I heard some I

8:31

read something online that could be totally nonsense,

8:34

that if Sony doesn't put out a Spider

8:37

Man every so often, they lose the rights. Is

8:39

that true?

8:40

Yeah?

8:40

I don't know.

8:40

I don't know how the specific I can probably come

8:43

up with these specific terms and agreements to it, but

8:45

they do have to continually release stuff

8:47

or it reverts back to Marrow.

8:48

That's a sick deal. And but I mean for

8:50

for Marvel, because they're

8:52

saying like, unless you put it

8:55

out every X amount of years,

8:57

it's gonna be taken away from you.

8:59

Now.

8:59

I don't know if that's for better or for worse in terms

9:01

of the movie quality when you have a gun to your head being like

9:03

put out a movie. But it's a good

9:05

deal for Marvel.

9:06

I imagine I

9:08

would just consistently call Disney and be like,

9:11

let's put out another one. Let's

9:13

put out another one.

9:16

What do you mean?

9:16

Wait?

9:17

Wait, no, because you can confuse me because you said Disney,

9:19

what do you mean.

9:21

If I were Sony, Because Sony and Disney

9:23

put those movies out together, that Spider Man

9:25

that we watched Sony and Disney

9:27

product.

9:28

Oh I'm sorry. I thought that Tony just had it themselves.

9:31

No, no, no. I would consistently call

9:33

and.

9:33

They've already bought in uh

9:36

Andrew, they bought in Toby. I

9:38

would consistently be like, look, we

9:41

started and I would call Phil and Chris.

9:43

We started something with the Spider Verse

9:45

situation. Let's freaking attack

9:47

it hardcore.

9:49

You know what I mean?

9:51

If you want to introduce Madam Webb

9:53

and the rest of these characters, introduced

9:56

them through that story. You know what I mean? If you want

9:58

to introduce Venom, this ambient and

10:00

all of that stuff. I know you had it before, but introduced

10:03

them now with that story going on, and

10:06

because there's just so much Spider

10:08

Man now, and you know it's

10:10

not interesting if it doesn't all connect. What

10:12

am I going to see?

10:14

Well, my Madam web is its own separate

10:16

thing, right or does it all connect?

10:18

It all connects.

10:19

It's those comic books. I guess there's

10:21

another big movie coming out that I know nothing about

10:23

it. I did see the trailer called Argyle

10:26

that's coming out very soon. I

10:28

don't know what you've heard about. That looks fun.

10:31

I want to see the new Ghostbusters. I'm gonna be honest

10:33

with you.

10:35

Also looks cute.

10:36

How did you see the other one? The other young

10:38

perced?

10:40

I did?

10:40

Did you like it?

10:42

I did?

10:43

You know? Like a huge fan? You know, I'm

10:45

a huge fan of Paul Rudd. He and

10:47

I go back.

10:48

Oh were you guys in? Have

10:53

you guys worked together before?

10:55

A long time ago?

11:00

Why do you look so melancholic all of a sudden, like

11:02

you're like you're pondering your past.

11:05

I'm just turning fifty this year, and so when I

11:07

think about how long ago

11:09

that was a long time.

11:11

Again, his skin is like I saw

11:13

Ty Diggs by the way.

11:15

Oh my god, speaking of good skin.

11:17

Ran into Take Diggs and he said, how you doing?

11:20

And I said, I'm great. We always talk

11:22

about how beautiful you are.

11:25

What did he say when you said that about how

11:27

we talk about him?

11:28

He smiled and gave me a hip hop hug.

11:31

He gave you a hip hop hug. That's only Ta

11:34

Diggs could.

11:35

Yeah,

11:38

we got a solid hip hop hug in.

11:41

Tate Diggs got a straight up rap name,

11:44

Ty Diggs.

11:45

That is a rap name, Tate Diggs.

11:48

I found this backpack, you guys, we were gonna

11:50

make for a second. We were considering making

11:52

fake Doctor's Real Friends backpacks, and

11:54

so we got a one off and

11:56

Joelle, I feel like we should find the right fan

11:59

to give this too, because it's kind of amazing and it's

12:01

one offul times.

12:03

I really like, I think, okay, yeah, I have a

12:05

copy. It's great, it's so

12:07

beautiful.

12:08

Look at this.

12:09

I don't think you don't think we should just throw that

12:11

up in the merch store. That'd be kind of fly.

12:13

Actually, I don't know why we never made this

12:15

audience to describe it to you. It's

12:17

a black backpack, and then our faces are

12:19

on the front pocket the picture

12:22

that's our icon from.

12:23

Our you can zip our face on open.

12:25

Yeah, you can zip our faces open. And then here's

12:27

the best part, you guys. Because this was a

12:31

what do you call it a product demo? What do you call it a

12:33

prototype? They made two different kinds

12:36

of straps. This one has the eagleing on it

12:38

and this one has our heads on. And I prefer this.

12:40

One that's kind

12:42

of dope.

12:43

Oh you liked it. It's both different.

12:45

Donald, Absolutely, this

12:48

thing is.

12:48

Kind of fly. I mean, obviously I can't wear it

12:50

because that would be so ridiculous.

12:51

But well, you know, we've put out a really specific

12:54

challenge to our fans to be like, hey, tell us, you

12:56

know which episode of season

12:58

nine rocks your world and why and maybe

13:01

best answer, when's backpack in the nine.

13:04

And you will find out why we didn't

13:06

make this. It's so ridiculous. Maybe it

13:08

would maybe the price point was too expensive and

13:10

it was stupid, But it's pretty amazing. It's

13:13

a really great it's a good back Look

13:15

at how when the pocket doesn't align, our faces

13:17

are messed?

13:19

Is the backpack sturdy?

13:21

Is it a good backpack or any.

13:24

Type of backpack that goes in the freaking frame?

13:26

No, this is like high quality. I mean, I imagine

13:29

that's probably why we didn't make it. Maybe

13:31

the price point had to be too much money or

13:33

something, because it's not a piece of ship. It's a good backpack.

13:37

I don't know, Joelle, we look into that because I saw I

13:39

was cleaning up my house and I found this and I just started

13:42

laughing and I definitely think someone should win

13:44

this as a prize.

13:45

Dope, let's do it?

13:47

Or should we get an episode? Donald count of sin baby girl.

13:52

I'm not sure we made about

13:56

a bundle, he

14:00

said,

14:05

so YadA YEA.

14:14

Very funny episode. Very funny episode.

14:17

By the way, Donald, we should discipline

14:19

Daniel because he actually really fucked

14:22

up today.

14:24

And we're going to put this in

14:26

the podcast.

14:26

Yeah, I'm gonna say so. Last

14:29

week, well, yeah, last week. What

14:31

happened was Donald and I right off the

14:33

bats started talking in an R rated

14:35

way.

14:35

No no, no, no, no,

14:37

no no. We should have saved it for this week first

14:40

of all. And you started talking

14:42

about it in an R rated way when you

14:44

said something about tickling. Okay,

14:47

that's all I need to listen.

14:49

You said, you, how do I tantalize

14:52

the audience? I want to tantalize?

14:54

Was actually the word I was looking for and I just couldn't

14:57

think of it. Thank you for reminding me of the word tantalized.

15:00

A good one anyway, not that this podcast doesn't

15:02

get R rated all the time, but because

15:04

we were so right off the bat, we said,

15:06

well, maybe just put a both slight warning in

15:08

case kids, you know, parents

15:11

turn it on and they're right away into talking about

15:14

waxing taints, and

15:17

Joel recorded it was all good. Podcast

15:19

goes up. They don't think about

15:22

how many children you scarred today?

15:24

Why it

15:28

was what in

15:30

the taint?

15:31

Mommy? What is narring a taint?

15:33

Mean?

15:34

Daniel apologized to the moms who had

15:36

to explain taints to their children.

15:39

Apologize to the mod

15:41

not just that, okay, to

15:44

whom am I apologizing?

15:46

I thought it was funny to be honest with you.

15:48

She was hilarious, hilarious

15:56

always. There's the

15:58

funniest thing was that now we've had Casey,

16:00

we have this text chain audience so

16:02

we can like give notes and talk to each

16:05

other. It uhould be just the four of us, but

16:08

now we added my assistant Mark and Donald's

16:10

wife Casey, who often is his assistant.

16:12

And the ship is funny that the ship, that the

16:14

dialogue that happens in that text chain is funny.

16:17

No, the best

16:19

part was like when Casey wigsing because she doesn't know

16:21

the context, I'd

16:23

be like.

16:24

What is this episode about?

16:25

Y'all?

16:26

Yeah, I'll be like, Joelle,

16:29

do you think we should cut X, Y or Z?

16:31

And like it's something crazy, like dirty

16:33

or something, and Casey's like, what are y'all talking

16:36

about? By

16:38

the way, did you see Casey's cameo in this episode?

16:41

No, No, your own wife,

16:45

Casey has a background cross. I wrote

16:47

it down.

16:48

I got to go back.

16:49

You're gonna have to go back.

16:50

And look, bro, I wrote it down.

16:54

Then wait down,

16:58

audience, if you want to write it down ten minutes.

17:00

You don't have to apologize, Daniel.

17:02

No, I want his apology ten minutes and eighteen

17:04

seconds in Casey Cobb is in the background

17:06

if you want to see what she looks like in the Mahamas many

17:08

years ago. Go ahead, Dan, to

17:11

both of you, to Joelle, to

17:15

the kids and the kids, I

17:17

apologize for leaving you hanging,

17:20

for forgetting something and skirting

17:22

my responsibility to this podcast to be

17:24

the best editor possible. So for that, I

17:26

apologize.

17:27

You are the best.

17:29

Thank you, Dale. You're great.

17:32

You're great, You're great. I

17:34

was just worried about the children down and they

17:36

get them, of.

17:37

Course, because you know, fake doctors,

17:39

Real friends is for the kids.

17:41

Yeah, as much as.

17:42

Forever Wu Tang forever.

17:44

I know that most parents who listen to the show

17:47

know that they shouldn't well, what's up to them,

17:49

but that this content here is explicit.

17:51

But I only felt concerned because

17:54

we went right in like there was

17:56

no loob.

17:58

We went straight cocking balls away.

18:02

Oh my god, so we're

18:04

gonna need to record another one for this episode.

18:07

It becomes a full time thing, which you will has

18:09

to give morning.

18:10

It's gonna PLoP it on the front of all of them.

18:13

I never even got to hear your warning because the

18:15

version I heard Daniell forgot to put it on. Joel, do

18:17

you want to recreate your warning.

18:18

For us, something like,

18:20

Hey, guys, it's producer Joel here told

18:23

you know, we start the show off pretty rough.

18:25

We get a little a little wild in here, so

18:27

if you want to skip that, you can just go straight

18:29

to the fifteen minute mark.

18:30

We'll have cleared the craziness.

18:32

Of that fout

18:35

minutes of just but we got.

18:37

Into Klonics, we got into Anna bleaching.

18:39

It was a lot. It was a lot. I all personally

18:42

found it all hilarious and informable

18:44

and informative that we both said that

18:47

and informative. Although

18:49

now I'm concerned because I got the naire and one

18:53

of you all looked it up and said don't put.

18:55

It on my head. Don't do it.

18:57

Do it, don't. I don't want to hurt my balloon

18:59

not.

18:59

You know, audiences don't do it, and ZAC

19:01

definitely don't do it.

19:03

Don't do it. Maybe if I put some tape on

19:05

my balloon knot and then just put it all around

19:07

so like like a painter's tape, and

19:11

it won't.

19:11

I just really hope that everybody understands

19:14

what you mean by a balloon nut.

19:15

I think they can put together, not.

19:20

Unless they have a balloon tied

19:22

and can look directly.

19:27

Too.

19:27

Well, you don't think if I put painters tape on my

19:29

balloon knot and then narro it around it, I'd be.

19:31

Like, yo'

19:33

supposed to go anywhere near that

19:36

area. I was not even hes here on my own

19:38

life.

19:38

Oh yeah, this episode's going to need another warning.

19:40

Now do you remember your first time hearing

19:42

balloon nott and how you were like, holy shit?

19:44

That is the best description.

19:47

I don't. But do you remember who was I

19:49

feel.

19:49

Like someone on the Jay Jay

19:52

mar J Moore.

19:53

Yeah it was he

19:56

was on Scrubs and he's the one

19:58

who said that we where

20:00

we were like saying funny

20:02

words. We've heard for the anus and I

20:04

think he won that day with balloon.

20:06

He definitely won that day Balloon not It's

20:08

certainly memorable. I'll

20:11

never forget I'll never forget it.

20:13

Let's take a break.

20:14

We'll be right back after these fine

20:16

words.

20:24

Let's get in the show Scrubs. Very funny

20:26

episode. It's the part two

20:28

of the Bahamas and the

20:30

episode opens with Bill's dad, Bill

20:33

Lawrence's father, whose name is Van

20:35

v N like Bill's character in

20:38

the episode, and they

20:40

he's sitting with Kelso and

20:43

Kelso steals his Bahama Mamas.

20:45

The opening for this the

20:48

the the way that they

20:50

do the recap

20:53

was very, very funny to me. The

20:55

opening of this show is a

20:58

page of jokes, of notes

21:01

and how many jokes there were. It

21:04

just goes like it was ridiculously

21:07

funny just the first before.

21:09

But I can't do this nothing

21:13

but joke, joke out the joke at the joke. It's

21:15

all in recap as well, so let's get into it.

21:17

Are some of the ones that you laughed at. I laughed at

21:20

the introduction of you seeing the Mermaid.

21:23

Yes, that's great.

21:25

Ja played

21:27

black Selena.

21:28

Selena will remind you was Sarah

21:30

Chuck's stand in and she played

21:32

uh, the Mermaid, the beautiful,

21:35

mysterious Mermaid. JD

21:37

calls Turk black woman, black

21:40

woman. I laughed at that shit.

21:43

I'm sorry.

21:44

I'm sorry my.

21:45

People, I'm sorry my people, but

21:48

that shit was funny. Black

21:50

woman. And then Jad says, oh,

21:52

look a cute little eel and

21:54

then says no, I'm naked, and

21:57

he goes, all right, that is you.

22:01

We made that up on the day, I remember, and

22:04

that was very funny. That's that. I

22:07

never thought that would make the episode. It's funny.

22:09

ABC's weird standards like you can't

22:11

show rob and a banana hammock, but we can

22:14

describe your penis as an eel.

22:16

Yeah, you can have a say I don't like

22:18

the way it's looking at me.

22:20

Yeah, it's so good.

22:21

I'm gonna stand over here because I don't like the way it's looking at

22:23

me. I laughed.

22:25

And then what do you say? You go, Yep,

22:27

it's got a mind of its own.

22:29

Yeah, its tone, So.

22:31

Your penis is sort of disconnected

22:34

from your body and moving around like an eel

22:36

and then giving me the stink.

22:38

Eye because it's got a mind

22:40

of its tone.

22:42

It in this in this case,

22:44

it literally has a mind.

22:46

It It really has a mind of its

22:48

own. Yeah, that was very us in

22:50

the water. I have so many funny stills of

22:52

that with the teeky necklaces around our necks,

22:54

like in my in my photo library of us.

22:57

That's just I was a funny memory

22:59

of shooting.

23:00

Yeah, I do this

23:02

is.

23:03

This is throughout my Facebook

23:06

pay Like when I go through Facebook,

23:08

this always shows up. Not that I'm on Facebook

23:10

all the time, but if I were

23:12

to go to Facebook and

23:15

somebody does have a picture of me, you

23:17

and I, it's usually us posing.

23:19

We look good. And I think everyone everyone

23:22

got in shape for this because we all knew we were going to be

23:24

shirtless this.

23:27

You know, I would love to be that small again.

23:29

That's like back in the day when I was like a twenty

23:33

you know, twenty eight in the waist area.

23:35

You want a twenty eight, you were at twenty eight.

23:37

At one point.

23:38

I was.

23:39

I just bought these pants. Have you ever bought pants

23:41

that were like your aspirational wayte

23:43

size?

23:44

I do that all the time.

23:45

I'm trying to manifest. I'm trying

23:47

to manifest being a thirty. So I

23:49

bought thirties and I'm wearing them

23:51

right now and I have to undo the top button

23:53

because I'm not there yet. I'm trying

23:55

to I really like to pants. See these pants,

23:59

this fucking camera.

24:03

Look like there's some stretch.

24:04

Yeah. At one when

24:06

I was doing kick Ass Too, I got

24:08

all the way down to a twenty nine.

24:11

Wow.

24:13

I'm usually a thirty two, but in this new diet,

24:15

I was ordering pants and they didn't have a thirty

24:18

two. So I said self,

24:20

I'm manifesting I have a new

24:22

waist size. It's thirty

24:25

because I really want to go. Hey,

24:28

they're fine when I if I suck it in,

24:30

but I'm going to a place where they're gonna

24:32

fit fine without sucking in. Are

24:35

you gonna join me on my ten thousand steps day?

24:37

Get a little ring like yours, and we're gonna go on little

24:39

hikes together.

24:40

So I would love that. I wonder how many

24:42

of the audience members are actually going to take

24:44

me up on my ten k steps a

24:46

day challenge.

24:47

Let's get out there and do that shit, Let's

24:49

put that Who shows us?

24:51

Yeah, no joke. I'm

24:54

saying this quite seriously. Audienced. If you're listening

24:56

and you need a you need a partner

24:59

to be accountable

25:01

to It's me. I'm

25:04

doing ten thousand steps a day, Come

25:06

hell or high water.

25:08

We should post a time that

25:10

you and I are gonna go do

25:12

Runyon, even if I'm dying.

25:15

You're gonna have to bring water. Somebody gonna have to bring water.

25:17

You might get out there with the people, get

25:20

a drone to fly over with the

25:22

camera and film

25:24

us do to run your canyon?

25:27

Daniel, do you know anybody that could do some shit like

25:29

that. Let's do the running. Let's get out there with

25:31

the people, the people that listen to the podcast.

25:33

That would be fucking awesome.

25:35

We do the stairs, or we can even do the

25:37

freaking real deal, holy field side,

25:40

where you know you gotta go where your life's

25:42

on the line if you slip. Let's do that one,

25:45

all right? Got it?

25:46

I love this is very classic Donald.

25:48

He goes he throttles

25:50

it before he's even started. Why

25:53

don't we you and I start together before we invite

25:55

all of the audience to join us on a hike.

25:57

I support that, Or we could just start

26:00

right, let's

26:03

go.

26:04

Let's do it. You know what I would like to live? You

26:06

know how to find me? I'm going I gotta

26:08

go want to hike after this? What's that's what's cool about

26:10

it? Like to be totally real for a second, is

26:12

that I normally, like,

26:14

we do this podcast and

26:16

then I would not go exercise

26:19

this late in the day after this is over.

26:21

Just if it didn't happen in the morning, it wouldn't happen. But now,

26:23

because I like, I'm committed to myself

26:26

and I'm accountable to doing it, I

26:28

gotta go on a walk. I gotta go on a hike to get

26:30

those steps in and that's what gets your ass moving,

26:32

and it's it's good.

26:33

Where'd you get your ring?

26:34

Did you go to Best Buy to get it?

26:36

No?

26:36

You can buy it on the interwebs.

26:38

But what if I don't want to buy it on the interwebs? What if

26:41

I want to get it right now? Could

26:43

I get it at best Buy?

26:44

I don't think that he's talking about the Aura

26:46

ring, guys, which is a ring

26:48

that measures your steps and your sleep and your

26:50

heart rate. It's all of these things are

26:52

like, Yeah, you can buy it on the interwebs.

26:55

Best Buy has it right now.

26:57

You've got to go get one right after this.

26:59

They do have it stock nice. What's

27:01

cool? About it is too is It tells you how well you slept,

27:03

which I like.

27:04

Oh, it connects to your iPhone.

27:07

Yeah, there's an app, and then we're like

27:09

doing an ad for them, Joelle. They should be our sponsor.

27:11

But you, uh, it connects to

27:13

your your your phone,

27:15

and then when you wake up in the morning, it like analyzes

27:18

how many times you woke up, whether you went

27:20

into rem sleep and

27:24

that's really interesting, and it tells you, like, hey, if

27:26

you want the best night's sleep, you should go to bed

27:28

around this time tonight. It's cool.

27:31

If you try to look it up, it's oh you are

27:33

a or oh you are a Yeah, all

27:35

right, let's get into the episode. My dude, oh

27:37

god, it's it's

27:40

contagious. I really

27:42

don't like my dude or my guy, so let's just say

27:44

that's never gonna.

27:44

The second we landed, the second

27:47

we got to the Abba Coast.

27:49

Was that your impression of me? The second we

27:51

got to the Abba.

27:52

Cost Like it was a

27:54

perfect pitch for

27:57

a recap.

27:58

Yeah, I had my recap voice on.

28:00

That's what it was. It was like The Bachelor

28:03

tonight.

28:04

On The Bachelor, Cox sees

28:06

us say I love you to each

28:08

other. He appears just as we turn and

28:10

I practice saying I love you to Elliott,

28:13

to.

28:13

You mm hm, he

28:15

says, and

28:18

he said he pops out of the water. He says,

28:20

that is about right, and you're naked

28:22

some shit like that, right.

28:23

Yeah, the janitor is shaking

28:26

down ted to take one

28:28

of his courses. We learned. It's

28:31

been a long time, but we learned that the janitor,

28:33

I guess has a has a series of

28:36

courses he provides

28:38

in his garage.

28:39

In his garage.

28:40

Yeah, and it's but not but not

28:42

only that, he it's brain Trust

28:45

Island style.

28:47

Right without Doug.

28:49

Well, I don't know that accidentally

28:53

behind.

28:53

Yeah, but there must have been a reason that Johnny Castle didn't

28:56

make it to the island,

28:59

because that's weird that.

29:00

I mean, if Casey had a cross.

29:04

This is a Scrubs wiki thing. This is the first episode

29:07

in the entire series that

29:09

plays completely outside

29:11

of Sacred Hearts Hospital, except for

29:13

two short flashbacks

29:16

with Doug not being invited to the wedding.

29:19

That's a nice trivia, you know, another interesting

29:21

piece of trivia. There are no fantasies in

29:23

this episode.

29:26

Did you look at the invites at

29:28

all?

29:29

Yes?

29:30

One milk, nurse, nurse,

29:34

and.

29:35

There was a dude. There was a dude all

29:37

the way in the back

29:40

in the window, you

29:43

know where the door is where it's closed, and

29:45

there's a window there in the

29:47

door holding up his sign.

29:49

I couldn't.

29:49

I couldn't make up his clubs.

29:51

Wiki says that one says stand.

29:53

In, stand in doctor. I got

29:55

that one, which is.

29:56

Very meta because he was

29:58

a stand in problem.

30:00

There's papson.

30:01

Okay, So Ted accidentally

30:03

puts ranch on his face. He means

30:05

to put sunblock on his face.

30:07

Well, do you want to talk about how he steps out into

30:10

the sun first to live a little?

30:12

Is that before that? Sorry if I lost it after

30:15

after?

30:15

Really?

30:16

Yeah, I think they're setting up the fact that reminding

30:18

the audience that Ted needs sun blocks so badly.

30:21

He's covered in it. But he messed up

30:23

and he puts ranch all over his

30:25

face, and Todd eats

30:28

the ranch off of Ted's

30:30

face. Do you think that Rob really did

30:33

that? It happens in a cut. I wonder if you think that

30:35

Rob really puts celery on Sam's

30:37

face and ate it off.

30:42

That I do not know, would

30:44

you do that? I mean for the

30:46

work, for the job, yeah, if it's if

30:48

it's funny, yeah, but I don't know. I

30:50

mean, like, if it was my face, would you say, kissed

30:54

somebody on television for

30:56

comedy? For laughs? Bro?

30:58

If it's funny, let's go.

31:00

I think tongue kiss is different than than

31:03

wiping ranch off

31:05

someone's face with and eating

31:08

it. All

31:10

right, you're equating the two, like,

31:12

all right, what would you rather fake

31:15

tongue kiss Judy Reyes or

31:18

eat ranch dressing off someone's

31:21

face with celery?

31:24

Depends on whose face is.

31:30

So you're saying, if it was Rihanna, you'd choose

31:33

that, Sue

31:35

Wells furiously.

31:39

Yeah.

31:40

I don't think eating Rihanna's

31:42

celery face is as enjoyable

31:45

as fake kissing Judy Rays.

31:48

I don't think you know what you're talking about.

31:56

All right, take a break and we'll be right

31:58

back.

32:05

All right, you

32:12

honored me, all right?

32:14

Now.

32:14

This is the second international meeting

32:16

of the brain Trust. Yes,

32:19

the first one. They say it

32:21

was in Nicaragua.

32:23

I think it was another time he almost got

32:25

married? Is that what he says?

32:26

Yeah, and he almost got married. He was saying, guys

32:29

help pretty much.

32:31

Yeah, I missed that, but he it was something

32:33

related to The other international time

32:35

was the time he almost got married in Nicaragua.

32:38

Ship like that.

32:39

Now there's a guy named Ira who I'm assuming was

32:41

a local because Ira gets

32:43

a lot of screen time making these guys do shots.

32:45

Shots. Drank, drank,

32:48

drink damnit.

32:50

Yeah, he's a natural

32:52

leader.

32:52

Drank.

32:56

Also, the guy who was the bartender who

32:58

was constantly serving Kelso behind My

33:00

Mama's was the actual bartender at that

33:02

bar. He was like had been there forever.

33:04

Remember that. So

33:06

yeah, Bill tried to get a couple people to play themselves.

33:09

I had a lot of conk fried conk.

33:12

Oh you switched to conk from Oh no,

33:14

you're staying with knk instead of conch. No,

33:16

if we go conk, you prefer

33:19

conk.

33:20

That's what I called it.

33:21

I wonder if there's an actual correct pronunciation.

33:25

I believe said it's conch, which

33:28

we learned from SpongeBob.

33:29

Yeah.

33:30

Well, although I do think some people

33:32

when describing it as a food, we'll

33:34

say, like we'll shorten it.

33:36

But but there's definitely an a is conch

33:38

the h at the end.

33:40

Some of that conk.

33:43

Sounds weird.

33:44

Yeah, you love conk. So

33:47

Jad dives onto

33:50

the bed and says seagull,

33:53

yes, and he's

33:56

trying to turn Elliott's pissed because JD.

33:58

I mean, this storyline's a little silly. But Jad

34:00

hasn't said I love you in the right way,

34:03

So she's mad. She's pouting. She's also

34:05

pouting because he said something quite obnoxious.

34:07

You're acting like you're yeah,

34:12

yeah, nobody likes to hear that. But

34:14

then this is very.

34:16

He shows her a video of the two of them,

34:21

and he's like, look, how firm turn looks.

34:22

How firm tur I mean, this

34:24

guy is hanging onto his candy scale

34:27

by his fingernails. Now,

34:31

Donald, there's two moments where that are shot

34:33

on video, like home video.

34:35

And I couldn't help but think was it

34:37

too much of a pain in the ass to get the

34:39

whole camera crew over there? And and so

34:41

Bill came up with this convention that

34:44

it's home video because we've never

34:46

used home video footage before. I mean, granted,

34:48

we are on vacation, but it happens twice

34:50

one at this sort of beach that appears

34:53

only at certain times of the tide. That's where

34:55

you and I get the camera stolen by the red head.

34:57

We shot I feel like we shot that in Miami. Well,

35:00

look at my swim trunks. Well I

35:03

can't right now, Okay, so in

35:05

the shot I have the swim trunks, so on that we get

35:07

paparazzied in Miami

35:10

in the same swim trunks, if I correct,

35:13

and if you remember Bill met us in Miami.

35:16

I think you just stole the swim trunks from production,

35:19

because I don't think we shot anything.

35:21

Now those were my swim trunks. I swear that was all right.

35:23

Well, I don't recall that, but I do

35:25

remember that. The other time it happens is when the janitor

35:28

lugs me up to the top of the lighthouse.

35:30

And that was when you guys went on that trip to go

35:32

do that though, remember you Bill.

35:35

Right, but it's to bring me, Neil

35:37

and Bill in a video camera to the

35:40

lighthouse, then bring the whole crew up to the top of the

35:42

lighthouse. So I'm just remembering

35:44

a little bit cloudily that maybe because

35:46

of time and just logistics,

35:49

those two moments were just

35:52

I.

35:52

Really do believe that was in Miami, and I really

35:54

do believe it was also, if not that

35:56

it was the same day that two guys went to the lighthouse

35:59

and we were at a different beach or

36:01

whatever it was. Well, I think that's what it was.

36:03

It was that, Yeah, But.

36:05

I think the Abbacos does have this

36:07

thing where there's like beaches

36:10

that appear only at certain tides, and it's

36:12

really cool. You take a boat out there and

36:14

you're like on a beach in the middle of the ocean, and

36:17

then you better be prepared because it's a certain time

36:19

that's just gone.

36:20

Here it comes.

36:21

And I thought we actually went to one, but

36:23

I don't remember.

36:23

I think we did. I think we did, and I think I'm

36:25

just confusing it with us being in

36:28

Miami. I think this was something where

36:30

Bill was like, Yo, come on, let's go.

36:32

Yeah.

36:32

I don't think the crew came with us.

36:34

Yeah, I'm pretty sure.

36:35

Yeah.

36:36

I'm just saying, like the use, the use

36:38

of the cam quarder. I wonder if it's related

36:40

to just like ease and logistics, because it was

36:42

hard to shoot down there, and maybe it was

36:45

just like we're at a fucking time it's a cam quarter

36:47

because it kind of makes no sense why the janitor

36:50

is shooting that lighthouse moment with a camquarder.

36:53

But maybe no permit.

36:54

No, they were very you know, this was

36:57

like in collaboration with the tourism

36:59

board down there were very very.

37:02

Permissive Kelso sleeps at the bar.

37:04

What also falls asleep at the bar. Calso

37:07

really is leaning into being an alcoholic on this episode.

37:10

Yeah, lady gotta let her man be her

37:12

man when she takes you. That was funny. You

37:14

were like, you're all right with this, Gotta let my man be

37:17

man. She goes, Okay, have fun, be

37:19

back. Shut up.

37:24

Yeah he's not. He's a lot. Wait,

37:26

I think you might be going too fast.

37:28

No, well, that's going back before we go

37:30

to the that's before you go to the

37:32

lighthouse and everything.

37:33

Like, all the couples are talking about so

37:36

we're not gonna talk about yesterday. All the couples

37:38

are fighting. Yeah, she's

37:41

Cox is sick of pretending that they don't like each

37:43

other. He's over it. Carla

37:45

always says this has to

37:48

be a quickie.

37:50

But Turk is I get. I get Carla's

37:53

I relate to this whole story.

37:54

I know, man, I thought of you. This whole

37:56

Carla and Turk story is your life

37:59

because, as you say, baby,

38:02

we both know my longies aren't

38:04

that long. But

38:10

really related to really you know, you and

38:12

Casey have spoken openly about this on

38:14

the podcast, and I felt like there was a lot of overlap

38:17

between you and Carla and

38:19

you and Casey.

38:20

I disagree. This is before Casey and I were

38:23

even talking about all right.

38:24

Well then all right, well then it

38:26

has become an aspect

38:29

of your life.

38:29

Good, it becomes an aspect I think it becomes an

38:32

aspect of most married couples lives in some

38:34

way.

38:36

Yeah, I don't know. Okay, well, let's

38:38

get them back on I can't comment on

38:40

that. Well,

38:42

let's get them back on the sex surface.

38:45

Follow up, follow

38:48

up, that's the theme song.

38:50

We don't do theme songs anymore. We used to have

38:52

some really good theme songs. Do

38:55

you remember them, Casey, come

38:58

down here? There was that one

39:00

and Joe Elmoniki is

39:03

downtown? Okay,

39:06

what was the other one?

39:07

No matter, no.

39:09

Matter what's we got a caller, We got

39:11

a callar, we got.

39:12

A call

39:17

Yeah, that guy was good. He were a bops.

39:21

We had a lot of segments.

39:24

You want are you asking for more segments back? Don do you want

39:26

to go back to callers?

39:28

No?

39:28

I just remember the songs. They were great songs.

39:30

We had good songs. No songs

39:34

the recap rat

39:37

Remember the recapps that

39:39

was early on. You did some good, good

39:41

ones.

39:42

We could go back to that.

39:44

You're not gonna do that work anymore. That

39:46

was when you were young, for real.

39:47

Do check me out son thereopy

39:50

Hey yo, my lyrics droppy.

39:52

I copy never I come

39:54

through with the pin and they be sloppy.

39:57

My lyrics too much.

40:02

Carla says on behalf of all women. I

40:04

want to thank you for equating sex with

40:07

love. We think it's awesome when you do that.

40:10

Yeah,

40:13

yeah, well, Turk is equating sex with love.

40:15

In this moment. Don't we all do

40:17

that? Though?

40:18

I think it's a trope to a certain extent,

40:20

But.

40:21

Yeah, it's like and I don't really believe

40:23

that Turk is equating sex

40:25

to love. I think he's usually using it

40:28

as a weapon to try

40:30

and trick his wife into

40:32

or guilt his wife into wanting

40:35

to have sex with him. But I don't think

40:37

he honestly believes she

40:40

doesn't love him because

40:42

she's not fucking him. He's right, you

40:45

know, he's manipulating her. He's

40:47

trying to manipulate her, and she flips

40:49

it on him because she's sensitive,

40:51

she's pregnant, she has a baby in her she

40:54

just had a baby.

40:55

Her hormones are all fucked up.

40:56

He's not taking that into into

40:59

you know, he's not putting that into the equation.

41:02

His math is all fucked up. You know what I

41:04

mean.

41:05

Be patient. She's gonna give you the ass

41:07

eventually, she's you know, just you just

41:09

gotta you, just gotta wait, you know what

41:11

I mean. I get it,

41:13

man. I can relate, Turk, Christopher

41:17

Christopher Duncan, Turk, I can relate.

41:21

Although I played you on television,

41:23

in real life, this is

41:25

me too.

41:26

Are your Longi's not that longie?

41:29

My longies are long. He's as fuck,

41:31

dude. Sometimes

41:34

my longies is so long that my wife

41:36

is like, look, I gotta

41:39

wake up. Yeah, dude, come on now, Look

41:41

the sun's coming.

41:44

You hear the birds?

41:46

Yeah, dude? For real?

41:47

Man, Like, why

41:50

why if your wife wants a quickie, do

41:53

you try and make it a

41:55

longie?

41:57

No, I'm not malicious, but you know, listen,

42:00

if my wife wants a quickie, then I don't want Look

42:02

that's I'm gonna be honest with you. If my wife wants

42:04

a quickie, I don't necessarily want to have

42:07

sex, but I'll do I'll take the quickie,

42:09

but you know what I mean, Like, you know.

42:12

Does she ever say you're turning this quickie into

42:14

a longie?

42:16

That's been said a few times. Yes, you

42:20

said that. You said this was going to be a quickie.

42:23

It's now turning like a longie.

42:25

Did you teach Casey the terms quokie

42:27

and longie?

42:28

Yeah?

42:29

All right, Bill Lawrence everyone making his acting

42:32

debut. I don't

42:34

know that Bill has ever acted in a primetime

42:36

TV show before this as Van as

42:39

Van the mysterious

42:41

Man. Now, Todd knows Van because

42:44

his fellow med students on the island

42:46

used to practice all of the rectalague

42:50

Van and Van, and

42:52

Van says when they're in a bar, and

42:54

Van aka Bill says, did

42:57

a couple of them right here in this very bar

42:59

with you?

43:01

To you?

43:02

By the way, Todd, who we know is fluids

43:05

sexually really leaning

43:07

gay in.

43:08

This episode, I believe hardcore.

43:10

There's a very there's several romantic moments

43:13

with Cab. I

43:16

think yeah, because

43:18

at the end they there's like two different

43:20

cuts to them staring into each

43:23

other's eyes.

43:24

Yeah, Like it's not

43:26

only did we fuck before We're gonna find

43:28

them again?

43:28

We're gonna. Yeah, the wedding makes

43:30

them all riled up.

43:32

Yeah, I mean what what

43:35

listen what wedding doesn't make

43:37

someone riled up?

43:38

At a wedding, Yeah, people people feel

43:40

the party.

43:41

There's drinking, there's it's

43:44

romance, and you don't even have to

43:46

be in charge of all of that. Somebody's doing

43:48

it for you.

43:49

Yeah, it's tough,

43:52

you know. I've been to weddings where you don't have a

43:54

partner and you're there's so much

43:56

romance in the air and you

43:59

just feel like kicking kicking

44:01

rocks.

44:02

I wish there were more weddings right about now, and I

44:04

was invited with my wife.

44:07

That would be a lot of fun, just to

44:09

get out.

44:09

You like weddings.

44:11

I like weddings when they're real, Like,

44:14

ain't nothing like going to a wedding and being like, oh.

44:16

Boys, not real.

44:19

Yeah, when you get there and that's it's like, uh.

44:22

Got it. I don't think I in the wedding where I

44:24

was like, I mean, I've been that way because they

44:26

didn't really want to be at the wedding, but not.

44:27

Like, guess what if you were that way

44:29

because you didn't want to be at the wedding. Guess what the

44:32

wedding probably wasn't It wasn't

44:35

it wasn't popping. You know,

44:37

it sounds interesting to me that

44:39

the Indian wedding, that

44:42

sounds fucking awesome to me. It was like

44:44

days and days of wedding. That

44:48

sounds awesome.

44:48

So many outfit changes, Oh

44:50

my gosh, ceremonies beautiful

44:53

and so romantic.

44:55

Totally, it's like days days.

44:58

I think if I ever got married, I would want to just do

45:00

something small with a group

45:02

of people that were super close

45:04

to me and uh and

45:07

you know, maybe go somewhere, but I definitely

45:10

don't want like a tent and a dance

45:12

floor. I just don't fuck you.

45:14

We did that at your house for my wedding.

45:16

That was fire.

45:18

Yeah, but your wedding was different in lots of ways

45:21

because it was real, because the love was

45:23

real. Right by the way, I'm not anyone

45:25

who's into what I just said. I'm

45:27

just saying for me personally, it's not It's not what

45:29

I would envision, but I

45:32

know that a lot of people are dying to have that.

45:34

I'm a big fan of small weddings. Full support.

45:37

Yeah, you had one right down. You didn't even invite your

45:39

friends on front.

45:41

You know, we work with you and ship. We

45:44

started working with you doing one.

45:46

Of the hard everyone done with the gender

45:49

did and just like invited us two days before.

45:51

We definitely would not have come and you could have

45:53

gotten presents from us. I

45:56

still gave you a wedding gift.

45:57

Even though very sweet of you.

45:59

What the fuck's wrong with me? Why did I give you a president? Wasn't

46:01

invited? I remember my

46:03

assistant was like, you gotta get Danil a wedding president.

46:05

I was like, you're right, I should, and then I did.

46:07

It's very sweet, And now that we're talking about it, I'm

46:09

like, I want that back.

46:10

Why did I do?

46:12

Yeah, send me those Louisvuittan plates.

46:13

Back, Send

46:16

them plates back.

46:16

Please, you

46:19

didn't give me Louise But.

46:20

Tom No, I didn't know that was the thing until.

46:22

Our last episode was did you find out

46:24

what the plates were?

46:25

Did you find out if it was Williams?

46:27

No way? Ship, hold on?

46:28

Let me?

46:29

How could you.

46:32

You did us out all bitar.

46:34

Like segment of the show and he's like, oh wait

46:36

that was Oh god, he

46:38

just wants to get his wife on the show.

46:40

Oh he misses her, Zach, I love.

46:42

You, Yeah, This is how I love Donald is. You

46:44

guys, when he casts to a podcast

46:46

for an hour and a half, he misses his wife, we.

46:48

Get to play the song Dani play that ship.

46:51

Here we go, Kay, come

46:55

down here. I don't know nothing

46:57

about tell

47:00

we want to do raising

47:03

these kids. And that's what.

47:06

You said.

47:07

You shouldn't have come home kidding.

47:09

That hurts a little.

47:11

That's how I love he is.

47:12

She's like, log onto

47:14

your thing.

47:15

Yeah, that's right, remember stone

47:18

Stone.

47:20

You didn't remember this, Casey.

47:22

He didn't remember that you helped him log in.

47:25

I guess not because of

47:27

the weed.

47:28

You really didn't remember that. That's a bit that's

47:30

problematic, that I helped

47:33

you log into your podcast.

47:35

No I didn't remember.

47:36

Oh he's kidding, he says, No, he's not kidding,

47:39

No, he's not.

47:39

Remember he did a little bit.

47:42

I remember.

47:42

I had to be reminded, that's all. I just

47:45

had to be reminded.

47:46

Kids weed, not even once. Can't

47:48

remember that Casey helped him log into

47:50

the podcast. Casey,

47:53

Donald seems that we just need to we need to ask

47:55

you something. Donald says that you guys

47:57

were given ridiculously expensive china

48:00

for your wedding and initially claimed it was

48:02

Louis Baton.

48:03

No,

48:07

what brand was it? It was like for Saucy,

48:11

that's also nice, Louis

48:14

Baton.

48:15

Yeah, well we were so curious, so we

48:17

looked it up and they're like they were extraordinarily

48:20

expensive, and so we were like, really,

48:22

Donald, but maybe I'm sure Arsaci

48:24

plates are expensive.

48:27

Kind of, they were very expensive.

48:29

They were so expensive that we didn't get the full thing.

48:32

We had to go and buy it ourselves.

48:36

I mean.

48:39

Actually bought

48:41

us everything, everything that

48:44

was missing. You're right, you're right.

48:46

Why did you put something so expensive

48:48

on your registry? Do you feel guilty

48:50

being like Versace plates?

48:52

I didn't think you might buy it?

48:54

There you go that.

48:58

I should I should have gone to Louis Vaton.

49:02

No, the thing is that we should have a wedding.

49:05

No, I'm going to tell you know what.

49:07

Everybody threw me all these free

49:09

wedding showers and then I get it,

49:11

then the bridle shower and all

49:13

this stuff in this company, I'm

49:16

going to give them a shout out, a shout out cassa

49:18

day Paren, Casa day Paren and

49:21

they would have all the place settings in

49:23

this beautiful china with flowers

49:25

and butterflies and all this amazing

49:28

stuff that you would never think, Oh, I want that,

49:30

and they would put it together so beautifully,

49:32

and so when we registered, I was like, I

49:34

want that stuff.

49:36

I want something that looks like that. Flowers

49:38

and butterflies and all

49:40

kinds of stuff. It's so beautiful.

49:42

Oh, we see it. This

49:44

isn't nearly as expensive.

49:46

But we haven't used it. It's never been opened.

49:49

It's very pretty.

49:50

We also haven't bought our wedding.

49:52

I like these. Actually no, no, Casey, I

49:54

think I'm looking at what you have. This is Is this

49:56

something you've ever eaten off?

49:58

No, it's still in the boxes.

50:00

It's in the box.

50:03

We haven't even bought her. I just said we had ate

50:06

off of it.

50:06

Did one time we ate off of it? That's not true.

50:09

I've never eaten off of it.

50:11

You have, I

50:14

don't know. I think that's funny. I wonder if audience members

50:16

listening who have expensive china they got for their

50:18

wedding, if they ever use it, because this

50:21

all started with me telling Donald that my mom had

50:23

beautiful china she had inherited from her

50:26

from her mom or handed down from her mom

50:28

all the time, and it was just on display

50:30

like it was like we didn't touch it.

50:32

Well, you want to know why because you

50:34

invite people over to eat and they ruin

50:37

everything.

50:37

They don't take care of anything. So it's like,

50:41

you know, what's the point? What is the point

50:43

exactly?

50:43

I know, I'll tell you what the point is. The

50:46

point is to be like, yo, I got that ship, and then

50:48

twenty years from now when it's worth when

50:50

it's when it's worth more? And you're

50:53

dad, what's that show? Pond whatever? That show

50:55

is? This to

50:57

the guy and he looks at it with the.

51:00

Little about some about

51:02

antis road anti roadshow.

51:04

I'm pretty sure ours is never going to be worth anything.

51:06

It's versace.

51:07

I don't know if there's a lot of money you made in the in the

51:09

plate resale market, I.

51:12

Said, there's not a lot of money to be made in the plate

51:14

resale market.

51:14

I don't know that. You know what non dynasty

51:17

Ming dynasty plate. If you got plates from the Ming

51:19

dynasty, you're doing.

51:20

Your you know what, maybe we'll get from

51:23

the Ming dynasty. You're doing dining

51:25

table to use it? Are

51:28

gonna getack to the showcase. We love you, We love.

51:32

Zacha, Love you, Zacha, love.

51:34

You Yeah, you

51:36

did good. You married well. You

51:40

married well. I need to get on to Waco and find a wife.

51:43

Sometimes I'd be doing okay with my freaking

51:45

decisions.

51:46

Man, you definitely

51:49

marry well. She has a lot of patience for you.

51:51

Sometimes my decision making.

51:52

Be like I feel

51:55

like any I feel like many girlfriends that

51:57

I've had in the past. If I said I

51:59

haven't see when they had just helped

52:01

me log on to the computer, would have

52:03

would have been less frustrated than she was

52:06

with you.

52:08

Sure, but you

52:10

know I

52:13

did.

52:13

I did better than you when it comes

52:15

to when it comes to picking

52:18

my lady.

52:19

I get rubbing in as I sat here alone

52:21

looking at a pillow girlfriend I've

52:23

made in my bed.

52:26

But you get to have sex with that pillow as much

52:29

as you want. Yeah.

52:30

Yeah, the pillow does not mind longies, that's

52:32

for sure.

52:33

Pillows like give it to.

52:35

Me, pillow has no interest

52:37

in a quickie.

52:38

Oh my god.

52:39

The pillows like this ship better take

52:41

hours.

52:42

Yeah, the pillows like I'm

52:44

on the pillows like I'm lying here all day anyway

52:47

making a long ee.

52:49

Oh my word, let's take

52:51

a break.

52:51

All right on that numb that

52:54

note.

52:54

We'll be right back, okay,

53:06

back to the show. So Van

53:09

is going to marry them, yes,

53:12

and Jad's all worked up because

53:15

he says, this isn't a real wedding, it's

53:17

a crazy cleaning person scam

53:20

for presents, which is pretty.

53:22

Accurate, right,

53:25

But it is a real wedding too, now because

53:28

Elliott has convinced lady

53:32

that.

53:32

She needs to have a ceremony.

53:34

Yes.

53:36

No, Now that's the question. Do the

53:38

janitor and lady have the certificate

53:41

or they're just going to do a ceremony. If there's

53:43

a certificate involved, then then

53:46

they're married.

53:47

You know what, I.

53:47

Shouldn't really the wedding. There

53:49

must be a certificate because the wedding

53:51

doesn't really nothing really happens at the wedding. That's

53:54

that's supposed to happen. Because Van doesn't

53:56

make any sense because he's just basically

53:59

a human cadaver for

54:01

rectal exams, so

54:03

he's not really a great minister.

54:06

No, far from it, actually. Yeah,

54:09

although I do like the idea of the

54:12

bride and groom's sitting down.

54:13

That was funny, that was nice.

54:16

We've decided, since it's our wedding, we're gonna sit

54:18

and you guys,

54:22

all right, So reminding the audience that at ten eighteen,

54:24

Casey has her cameo. Then

54:26

this is when Ted is burned

54:29

in seconds by the sun because

54:31

he has the courage from the peer pressure

54:33

to go out in the actual sun with no sunblock.

54:36

On it, and he's burned within seconds.

54:38

Then the janitor tapes fish to JD's

54:41

hands and CG birds

54:43

CG birds. Not too shabby for year?

54:47

Was not bad for

54:49

nineteen eighty five?

54:51

No, what year was it, Joelle? I have

54:53

it right here in front of me because I was on Scrubs

54:55

Wiki, Scrubs rewatch show is that?

54:58

And dono, let's

55:01

see this aired on April

55:03

fifteenth, two thousand and nine. Not

55:07

bad he G birds for two thousand and nine.

55:09

Okay.

55:10

Then I come back and Elliott

55:13

has to shower because she has touched

55:15

ladies hair and we learned

55:18

that lady was redhead,

55:20

and we know that Elliott has issues with redhead, so

55:22

she has to run and wash herself. Jad

55:27

comes in covered with pooh and says,

55:29

a hungry sea bird pood on

55:31

my shirt.

55:34

She tells him to go change it.

55:37

Turksyes, the mermaid.

55:39

Yeah, and he tries to talk Allah Splash

55:42

the movie Splash.

55:45

Will you do a dolphin talk.

55:49

For those of you who are old enough to remember

55:52

the movie Splash, which I believe was

55:54

Tom Hanks's big break.

55:55

I think I

55:58

think The Bachelor Party had come up already

56:00

before that.

56:01

Well, you look at that filmography real quick. I

56:04

just heard Tom Hanks.

56:04

And I think Bosom Buddy was before that.

56:06

Also, Oh, you're probably right Bosom

56:08

Buddy was. You're right, I just heard.

56:11

I gotta remember. I got to say that Rick Rubin has a

56:13

really great podcast now and

56:15

he had Tom Hanks on I believe was his first guest,

56:17

and it was great, really really highly

56:19

recommend It's like over two hours

56:21

long and a great conversation.

56:24

I recommend it. Anyway. He was talking about

56:27

Splash and how no one wanted to make it. It's

56:29

that classic story you hear over and over again. No

56:31

one wanted to make Splash and no one believed

56:33

in it, and then it became this ginormous

56:35

success. And it was very

56:38

early on in Tom Hanks's career.

56:40

But you're right he was. His big break was probably

56:43

the TV show Bosom Buddies m M.

56:46

But Splash and Bachelor Party came out in the same year,

56:48

so those wow.

56:49

He had a big year.

56:51

Well, he had a couple of big years. That

56:53

was that's the first big years.

56:56

Yeah, that's the first level up. The

56:58

second level up was big. Oh

57:00

my gosh. That was when he went

57:02

from oh the guy in Bachelor

57:05

Party and splash too, Yo,

57:08

this dude's now nominated for an Academy Award.

57:11

Bachelor Party was crazy,

57:13

dude.

57:13

They were nipples the size of quarters. That's

57:16

all I remember about.

57:17

Do you remember that they had a donkey that did like kayludes

57:19

at the Bachelor Party?

57:20

Yeah?

57:22

Well I remember that movie.

57:26

It was never in theaters, it was only on cable

57:28

and stuff like really, yeah, it was one

57:30

of those It was one of those.

57:31

Movies that can't be true to I'll google it up

57:34

please. Also, wait, wasn't there a

57:36

scene donald where someone puts their

57:38

penis in a popcorn thing

57:41

in the movie theater and covers it with popcorn,

57:43

And when the woman goes to grab the popcorn,

57:46

she touches a penis.

57:48

That's the classic Is that where it comes

57:50

from? Cut a hole in the bottom of the party.

57:53

I'm not sure. I don't remember it.

57:55

Probably is.

57:57

That movie was so dirty and wrong

58:00

and it's just so funny that it launched, but.

58:02

It was the bachelor party. You've been

58:04

to bachelor parties, dude, I'm

58:06

gone with you. The bachelor never.

58:08

Seen a donkey doing.

58:10

You've seen quite a bit at a bachelor party,

58:13

though, bachelorette

58:15

parties, you've seen quite a bit there.

58:18

These are things that movies are made of. Is

58:20

the hangover that ship could

58:23

happen.

58:24

That shit could happen. What's that from

58:26

Hollywood Shuffle that I.

58:28

Believed in that ship, that

58:30

shit could have happened, that shit could happened.

58:34

What is that movie? They were reviewing a movie.

58:36

They were viewing like uh, they

58:38

were viewing like Indiana Jones. And

58:41

at the end of it, he's like, that's the one that they disagree

58:43

on. He's like, he's like, He's

58:46

like, nah, man, he said he

58:48

believed in that he liked that ship.

58:50

I thought that she was bullshit. And then they get

58:52

the last one, the Finger, but.

58:53

The one that they really loved was the wiz

58:56

My Bitches. So

59:00

he says, not chick it up, you

59:05

have to fuck you up after the clip after.

59:08

That, if you haven't seen

59:10

Hollywood Shuffle, audience to yourself a

59:12

favor.

59:13

So good and the Criterion

59:15

Collection now it is.

59:17

Oh shit, get out of here.

59:18

It deserves to be.

59:20

That was a classic, one of my favorite

59:22

movies of all time. The opening

59:24

for that movie alone, Tommy

59:30

him in the bathroom rehearse

59:33

in hisfe.

59:33

I always actually love to watch the Criterion

59:36

version of that and here like here, like you

59:38

know commentary.

59:39

Yeah, Bacher Partaby did get a theatrical release. It made

59:41

thirty eight thousand, four hundred and thirty five dollars

59:43

and oh so nothing.

59:45

I'm sorry.

59:45

How much money did it make? How much money didn't

59:48

make?

59:48

Joy? You're kind of contracting yourself. It technically got

59:50

a release, but it only means thirty eight thousand dollars.

59:52

Yeah, thirty thousand, that means one theater

59:55

show theater. I missed

59:57

the Comma thirty million for thirty five thousand and seven

59:59

dollars. So it was a hit, yes,

1:00:02

and a four million dollar opening weekend in nineteen

1:00:04

eighty four.

1:00:04

Money, it's pretty good.

1:00:05

Oh sorry, it's

1:00:08

a big difference.

1:00:10

So for a moment, it was. For a moment it was

1:00:12

exactly what Donald said, and then it became

1:00:14

the total opposite.

1:00:15

Of what covered the cost of the cameras

1:00:18

for one day.

1:00:21

All right back to the show, Van

1:00:23

hits on Lady during the

1:00:26

ceremony.

1:00:27

Yes, weird.

1:00:28

Part of me was like, was this a Zeltzer

1:00:31

character that didn't make it?

1:00:33

Well? Do you know the Van Allspan slash

1:00:35

Bill also has a band aid on his.

1:00:37

Finger, yes, which it

1:00:40

was creepiers our story behind that.

1:00:43

I don't remember him being injured obviously, I

1:00:45

mean, there's no reason need to wear a band aid if he didn't cut

1:00:47

himself, But it's creepier when he touches

1:00:49

her face with his band aid. Fan

1:00:53

had to be let go and the janitor takes over.

1:00:55

Wait, I skipped over, So we're about to learn

1:00:58

the janitor's name for the first time, and

1:01:00

shit happens, and then Todd and Cabot,

1:01:03

who were clearly about to hook up, ruin

1:01:05

the moment because it's four fifty

1:01:08

seven high tide five. Yeah,

1:01:11

by the way, here's something I never knew, and

1:01:14

that clearly in the Bill Lawrence

1:01:16

universe fucks up other things.

1:01:19

The name starts with a sh

1:01:22

because he's about to say the janitor's

1:01:24

name, and Van goes sh

1:01:27

and they're interrupted by the high five. What

1:01:30

name starts with a Shalina? We know

1:01:32

that what if he was shoe,

1:01:35

shoon shoon,

1:01:37

shlomo sho. I

1:01:40

just want you if you're if you're really into you

1:01:43

know, looking at those moments. You can go back

1:01:45

audience and see that when Van starts

1:01:48

to say the janitor's name, it definitely starts with

1:01:50

the sh.

1:01:52

And then I cried like a baby.

1:01:54

Oh my god, did you really

1:01:56

cry?

1:01:57

I cried like a baby.

1:01:58

I cried so hard for of

1:02:00

all, Sam, Where can I get

1:02:02

this version of hey Yah?

1:02:04

Yeah? I think it was my idea.

1:02:07

He just like he Oh.

1:02:10

There was a there was a cover of hey y'all from

1:02:13

what's his name? The Hawaiian singer

1:02:16

Israel? Was it not him?

1:02:19

No? He was dead by the time that song?

1:02:21

I think so. Yeah, I agreed, Okay,

1:02:23

well someone did a cover like this, and

1:02:26

I think I if I'm not mistaken. I

1:02:28

showed it to Bill and

1:02:31

we were and we were like, what if this was a

1:02:33

Sam cover? I think that's how it came together.

1:02:35

Yeah.

1:02:36

It was so gosh

1:02:38

all the way through to him

1:02:40

doing all right, all right, all right, all right,

1:02:42

all of it shake.

1:02:44

It's such a I would I

1:02:46

would love to have a cover by Sam of that song.

1:02:48

It's so good.

1:02:51

But oh man, I cried. I cried so hard.

1:02:54

You cried.

1:02:55

I cried the voice. I cried because

1:02:57

of his voice. I cried because of the moment. I cried

1:03:00

mostly because it was him, you know what I mean.

1:03:02

And you know when you see things that are magical

1:03:04

and special and everything like that, and you are a part

1:03:07

of it, and it's somebody

1:03:09

that you know you'll never see again other

1:03:12

than that moment, and that moment

1:03:14

was so long ago, like I don't even feel

1:03:16

like I look like that guy anymore. And

1:03:19

to see him fresh and alive.

1:03:22

And the

1:03:25

amazing thing about Sam was that he you

1:03:28

know, he was playing this cartoon obviously

1:03:31

character, this you know of

1:03:34

Ted, but he was obviously

1:03:36

nothing like that. He was the sweetest, smartest,

1:03:40

kindest person. And then he had this ridiculous

1:03:42

voice. That's

1:03:45

what's so sweet about it, too,

1:03:47

is that you're always laughing at Ted as the butt

1:03:49

of the jokes because that's the character he was.

1:03:53

But that wasn't Sam.

1:03:55

Listen to that guy's voice that is not that is pure,

1:03:57

Like he sounded like that on the day.

1:04:00

That's what the guy's voice was like.

1:04:02

Amazing, oh man, it

1:04:04

was. It was a moment for me.

1:04:06

And then I thought it was moving too.

1:04:09

Yeah.

1:04:09

Well then Carlo shows up looking ut

1:04:12

f hot a f.

1:04:14

When they're when they're walking into the ocean.

1:04:17

I wasn't staring at myself.

1:04:19

I don't think you were. No, you were staring at her.

1:04:21

I was no.

1:04:21

I was staring at the way the booty was

1:04:24

bouncing in the sand. Yeah,

1:04:27

she looks at everything.

1:04:28

Now my question is this because

1:04:30

we've set up part A of the story that Turk

1:04:33

wants to have underwater relations. Are

1:04:35

they are they running to just swim or are they running

1:04:37

to have underwater relations?

1:04:39

They're ready to have underwater I think they're gonna

1:04:42

in the ocean.

1:04:44

I think they're gonna go find that mermaid and have

1:04:46

a threesome.

1:04:49

Turch fantasy.

1:04:51

He was talking about Black Woman.

1:04:53

Turk's next kid is gonna have

1:04:55

gills because

1:04:58

Cross.

1:04:59

Would be a great fan. By the way, if

1:05:01

there was going to be a fantasy in this

1:05:03

episode, Turks threesome

1:05:06

kid with the Mermaid would be a good one.

1:05:08

Oh my gosh, Black

1:05:11

Women.

1:05:12

It's all in the Doctor Acula universe

1:05:14

too, Like Doctor Acula is the

1:05:17

main superhero and then the

1:05:20

horror you know what I mean. The

1:05:23

creature from the deep is black woman, black

1:05:25

woman, So you could be doctor Acula.

1:05:28

I could be black woman.

1:05:30

I'm so into this.

1:05:32

This is so awesome.

1:05:33

Right, let's shoot Monday.

1:05:36

I knew you'd love it.

1:05:38

Let's go, man, we can do it. Man,

1:05:40

We'll hire Sarah. Who could Sarah be

1:05:42

man?

1:05:44

What's a wonder woman version

1:05:46

of this universe? But it

1:05:49

has to be like a horror Joelle,

1:05:51

you know horror. I'm

1:05:53

contemplating another

1:05:56

episode while Joel contemplates. Is of

1:05:58

that Recruver podcast was Jason Blum of

1:06:00

Blumbhouse And I really

1:06:02

recommend it if you're a filmmaker.

1:06:04

It what so interesting, that's really

1:06:06

you know Blumhouse the a

1:06:09

video?

1:06:09

What do you do it on an iPhone?

1:06:10

First?

1:06:12

No, the movie that really broke them was

1:06:15

Paranormal Activity.

1:06:17

Wasn't that on the iPhone?

1:06:19

No? I didn't see the movie. But wasn't it like a camera

1:06:22

footage of like computers?

1:06:24

Guys, I don't know the movie about it? Yeah, it

1:06:26

was on security camera footage of the security security

1:06:29

camera footage. Yeah, and

1:06:31

it's an amazing story. He tells the whole story on the podcast.

1:06:34

And if you're an aspiring filmmaker, I highly recommend

1:06:36

it. But it's basically like, no one wanted

1:06:38

it, everyone passed on it. It was the second time I'm

1:06:40

telling a story like that, but it's true. But

1:06:42

you know, there's so many stories not with like that.

1:06:44

And and you were talking about

1:06:46

one. Hollywood shuffle is one. He

1:06:48

paid for that thing with his own credit cards, and.

1:06:51

Now here we are talking about it this many.

1:06:52

Years later Criterion

1:06:55

Collection.

1:06:56

Blair Witch project had already happened, and

1:06:59

Jason Blum, I guess, didn't

1:07:02

bid on that when he was working

1:07:04

I believe from Miramax, and he kept

1:07:06

saying to everyone, guys,

1:07:08

let's not miss another Blair Witch project.

1:07:10

This is it. I'm telling you. I'm telling you, and

1:07:13

everyone was like, nope, nope, don't get it.

1:07:15

Then they're, oh my god, this is amazing. I'm getting goosebumps

1:07:18

retelling the story. You have to listen to this. But

1:07:20

then finally found a studio

1:07:22

that said, we like the concept,

1:07:24

we want to remake it. And he said,

1:07:27

remake it. It's incredible. Why are you

1:07:29

guys not getting this? He goes, let's

1:07:31

just test it as it is, and he

1:07:33

was like playing the game and he was like, that's this way.

1:07:36

Even if you're gonna remake it. You'll see from a test what

1:07:38

works, what doesn't work. It'll be

1:07:40

a proof of concept and you'll have all the data

1:07:43

you need for your remake. But in his mind,

1:07:45

he's like, this fucking thing is gonna play. I just know

1:07:47

it, know it. They go test it in front

1:07:49

of three hundred people and they go fucking

1:07:52

nuts, and he said, I never

1:07:54

heard a single sentence about

1:07:56

remaking this movie ever. Again he

1:07:59

came and they've made like how many of them now,

1:08:01

and it's become an enormous success and it launched

1:08:03

his whole company.

1:08:04

Such a story is through Blumhouse. All

1:08:06

good horror is through Blumhouse.

1:08:08

Now horror too, but

1:08:10

most good horror is almost

1:08:13

horror is Bluomhouse now.

1:08:15

Right.

1:08:16

He has the most unique deal in all of Hollywood.

1:08:18

I want of a kind deal where he's the studio

1:08:20

releases his movies, but he has complete autonomy

1:08:22

to make whatever he wants. It's a really incredible story of a guy.

1:08:25

I really tell you. Listen, listen to the podcast.

1:08:28

It's it was really great.

1:08:29

I don't know what do you think about Elliott Frost? If you meet

1:08:31

Elliott Emma Frost character kind

1:08:34

of works.

1:08:36

Emma Frost Elliot

1:08:38

ice lady. Yeah, she's the

1:08:41

ice lady. And then what would Carla bed

1:08:47

She's the Ark of the Covenant where she opens

1:08:50

up her head.

1:08:53

Let's finish up the episode. Cox throws Jordan

1:08:55

in a pool adorable.

1:08:59

J D and Elliott on the dock. They

1:09:01

don't dock, but they're on a dock, and.

1:09:04

He tells her he loves her more than turk.

1:09:06

Yes, people really love this. I've seen this meme

1:09:08

a bunch of times, Elliott, I love you more than

1:09:10

turk. But I think it's a sweet

1:09:12

moment that ends the episode between me and

1:09:15

Elliott, Between j D and Elliott, because

1:09:18

even though they're kidding, you really do see

1:09:21

that they've met their soulmate and

1:09:23

that she's his dream girl. And

1:09:26

I read on scrubs Wiki, really sweet thing that

1:09:28

that harkens back to him saying that earlier

1:09:31

on hold on, let Me find It. JD

1:09:33

calls Elliott his dream girl, which is a reference

1:09:36

to my first day. I guess he must

1:09:38

say that in the pilot.

1:09:40

Well, not only that it closes the story,

1:09:43

also so it makes way for the

1:09:45

finale, so there's no will

1:09:47

they be together? Won't they be together? Conversation

1:09:51

in the finale. It makes it so that we

1:09:54

know they're going to live happily ever after

1:09:56

if he do do any sort of happily ever after.

1:09:58

If we do do any sort of reboot.

1:10:01

I think Elliot and Jad have to be together.

1:10:03

The fans will literally right in the street if

1:10:06

you're together.

1:10:07

I think, I agree. I agree, it can't

1:10:09

be.

1:10:10

I think you all come together because Turk dies.

1:10:13

You know what I'm saying.

1:10:13

I think that's what I think.

1:10:16

No, that can't happen. But if he stays

1:10:19

on his hit show, then Turk's gonna die.

1:10:24

Bro.

1:10:26

Just Turk

1:10:28

has the voice.

1:10:29

I know that.

1:10:29

If you know, guys know this. But we come on on

1:10:31

Tuesday nights, same day as a podcast. Tuesday

1:10:34

Nights eight thirty on NB premises

1:10:37

Peacock. The very next day, Turk.

1:10:40

Is dead, and so the voiceover comes

1:10:42

from Heaven from Donald and

1:10:44

I was, as I was looking down on all my friends,

1:10:50

your.

1:10:50

Final season is like the final season

1:10:52

is like Turk's observation

1:10:55

from heaven.

1:10:56

Yeah, that's what we're going to do. If you stay on your head show.

1:10:59

I'm gonna at the show. Listen, please

1:11:01

people, Tuesday nights,

1:11:05

NBC.

1:11:05

And coming soon Scrubs with Turk

1:11:08

from Heaven Tuesday

1:11:13

Nights at nine.

1:11:14

Also, if you get the opportunity

1:11:17

a good person, thank you. It's

1:11:19

on Prime.

1:11:20

I had a really nice I had a crazy thing.

1:11:22

Someone DMed me. Can I tell you? Can I read you the

1:11:24

guys this please see it please. It

1:11:27

really was moving to me, so moving that I sent it

1:11:29

to my therapist. That's how moving it was. And

1:11:33

the fucker didn't reply back. I think if a therapist

1:11:35

should reply back to your opinion.

1:11:36

I think he was like, you're good, you're good, but don't

1:11:38

worry about it.

1:11:39

No, my therapist is awesome when we text,

1:11:42

and he's really changed

1:11:44

my life. But I sent him this note someone

1:11:46

sent me because it was so cool and

1:11:48

uh, and you didn't

1:11:50

reply and now my feelings are hurt. But that's

1:11:52

okay. We'll talk about it in the next session.

1:11:54

This person wrote, I will not be

1:11:56

ignored.

1:11:57

Yeah, but the way I just said, Brian, that

1:11:59

give from from Fila Attraction,

1:12:02

did you? Yeah? It's so funny. Guy, we do

1:12:04

think I like baby. Brian

1:12:07

wasn't Brian Klugman wasn't texting me back, and I

1:12:09

sent the gift from Fiddle Attraction. I will

1:12:11

not be ignored. This

1:12:17

lovely person wrote, Hey Zach, longtime

1:12:20

Scrubs Van. I want to let you know that

1:12:22

in one of my graduate level mental

1:12:24

health counselor classes, we're watching

1:12:27

A Good Person. I've

1:12:29

already seen it twice before, but

1:12:32

thought you would like to know that it's inspiring

1:12:34

people in my field. Have

1:12:36

a good have a good one and tell Donald.

1:12:38

I said, Wu tang forever sweet.

1:12:44

It's wonderful if you wrote.

1:12:45

That, and you're probably listening, thank

1:12:48

you. You made my day with that.

1:12:50

But that's a that's real talk,

1:12:53

bro.

1:12:54

Yeah, when you when you think would

1:12:57

reply, when.

1:12:59

You write from truth and when you write

1:13:01

from you know, this

1:13:04

is what Scrubs was like too, you know what I mean? Because

1:13:06

Scrubs was so true to the

1:13:09

field, and what

1:13:11

you wrote is so true to addiction.

1:13:14

It touches you know what I mean. That's

1:13:17

not a gloss at all. Everybody

1:13:19

who's had a conversation with

1:13:22

you, even if they haven't dealt with addiction,

1:13:24

can relate to this movie in

1:13:26

some way.

1:13:27

Yeah, thank you. And grief

1:13:29

too. It's not just addiction but grief. And

1:13:32

I mean I feel like everyone in their life

1:13:34

of a certain age has had

1:13:36

to get by something incredibly

1:13:39

painful to them. And I think that's what

1:13:41

the movie's about, standing back up again after something

1:13:43

like that happens.

1:13:45

Yeah, but through addiction. No, man, you know

1:13:47

what I'm saying. Like, when they see this movie,

1:13:49

they see the markers, man, and

1:13:52

the markers are real, and you put

1:13:54

that in the movie, And that's that's a

1:13:56

credit because a lot of people don't do their.

1:13:58

Research, Zach.

1:13:59

A lot of people just gloss over that

1:14:01

shit and try and get to the story of Well.

1:14:03

I was super careful about

1:14:05

getting it accurate obsessively,

1:14:07

so I made sure there

1:14:10

was this one woman who not only had

1:14:12

beaten an opioid addiction herself, but was counseling

1:14:15

young women, and we hired her

1:14:17

to not only make sure everything I wrote

1:14:19

was correct, but she was on set every

1:14:22

time we did anything related to recovery

1:14:24

because I was just I was like, I cannot

1:14:26

fuck any of this up, Like would that poster really

1:14:29

be there? Like everything, she was there,

1:14:31

and after I was about when I was done

1:14:33

with big scenes and I was about to move on, I'd be

1:14:35

like, does that feel right? She's like, that feels

1:14:38

totally accurate, And so that was great. It was important

1:14:40

to have her there, But

1:14:43

thank you, Donald, I appreciate you, and I appreciate whomever

1:14:45

wrote. That means a lot to me. Let's

1:14:48

just end a little more trivia from Scrubs Wiki.

1:14:51

This is the last episode Doug ever appears

1:14:53

in. He's one of the few major recurring

1:14:55

characters to be absent from the intended

1:14:58

series finale. That's shocking, and Doug wasn't

1:15:00

there at the beloved season eight finale.

1:15:03

But it must have been some reason.

1:15:04

Did he go and get married at this time?

1:15:06

I don't know, And maybe Bill put him

1:15:08

in in this way because it was his last

1:15:10

opportunity to be in I'm not sure what was going on with

1:15:12

Johnny Castle. This is

1:15:14

one of the rare occasions in which the janitor calls

1:15:17

JD JD.

1:15:18

I saw that too.

1:15:20

The venue for the wedding, if you'd like to visit

1:15:22

it, where the episode was filmed, is called the Hopetown

1:15:25

Harbor Lodge. The bartender

1:15:27

that appears in the episode's real name is, in fact Gary.

1:15:30

He worked at the Hopetown Harbor Lodge for over fifteen

1:15:32

years. When he

1:15:34

speaks to doctor Kelso, he speaks with a Jamaican

1:15:37

accent. He does, not, however, have a

1:15:39

jam.

1:15:43

That's good trivia.

1:15:44

It says he also makes a fantastic

1:15:47

rum runner. I don't know what a rum runner

1:15:49

is, but well.

1:15:50

I'm gonna tell you if Bahama Mamas aren't clear

1:15:52

like that either them. Things are slushy.

1:15:55

From what I remember, that shit was like an ice

1:15:58

icicle.

1:16:00

Doctor Kelso is the only member of the staff to not

1:16:02

be present at the wedding, as he is at

1:16:04

the barn.

1:16:08

He's like twenty feet away.

1:16:09

No no, no, no, no no no.

1:16:13

That was a fun episode. Thank you guys for great episode,

1:16:15

for listening, Thank you for joining us,

1:16:19

Joelle. Anything you want to tell the audience.

1:16:21

No, keep sending us your favorite episodes

1:16:23

from season nine. Got a couple of good ones in there

1:16:26

so far. You can email us

1:16:28

at scrubsiheart at gmail

1:16:31

dot com.

1:16:32

Can we fix somebody's life again?

1:16:34

Yeah, let's let's fix some lives, Joelle, Okay,

1:16:37

we missed that, because really really

1:16:39

fixed. We love not only we love fixing

1:16:41

your life. We missed the theme song.

1:16:47

You can talk to watch sing show dudes, you know,

1:16:49

like a bala smoke

1:16:52

some maybe

1:16:54

talking about the episode. So

1:16:56

come on, let's get the show.

1:17:08

I'm gonna try and do a recap for this whole

1:17:12

You're gonna go get episode.

1:17:14

I'm gonna start right now here we go. Zach

1:17:17

Braff said, it never happened. I

1:17:19

was laughing at the end of the last

1:17:21

episode. It was clapping like

1:17:24

my butt cheeks in the lapping.

1:17:30

I'm not saying what

1:17:34

no one wants to hear. You live, write a wrap, say

1:17:38

Joelle. Also sorry to give you lots of

1:17:40

homework, but also see

1:17:42

if you can dig up. First of all, someone's

1:17:44

gonna win this amazing, one of a kind backpack.

1:17:47

And Joel, see if you can find out why we

1:17:49

didn't move forward making them, because it's kind

1:17:52

of amazing. We should make like a hundred Okay,

1:17:55

because I mean I can't wear it, but I want

1:17:57

to see someone.

1:17:58

Wearing Yes,

1:18:01

Okay, I see what we can do.

1:18:03

What happens on these shows. When you work on a show,

1:18:06

you get like awesome you know, swag

1:18:08

from the show. But you know, if you're if you're

1:18:10

on the show or you're involved in you can't only wear it because

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it's pretty embarrassing you're walking around wearing like

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a shrinking sweatshirt. But we

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got lots of cool stuff, right

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Donald.

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What rhymes would happen.

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Oh my god, my god,

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so funny.

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All right, everybody would love you a joke.

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I was so proud of that joke.

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Exact rap said it would never happen.

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But I'm coming back slapping.

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Okay, well he's he's making his way. Guys.

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By next week we should have a wrap.

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Watch to see what happens.

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I gotta wrap for you ready,

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everybody listening, try not to hate.

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Five six seven, Hey.

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Sorr show,

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we made about

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a bunch of dos and

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know who loved me?

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Here?

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I said, here's a stormy net

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all should know. So

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gather round you here,

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gather round you here a spect

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we watch your wiz and no