0:00

Well, there he is.

0:01

There, he is got a new look happening.

0:04

I do Yeah, you shaved your head and

0:06

went full beard.

0:11

It's not a new look. It's not a new look, it's

0:13

I don't look.

0:13

The hair has been as tightly

0:15

in a while.

0:17

It's not cropped.

0:18

It's actually did you have

0:20

a fade?

0:22

No?

0:23

What do you call that? This is

0:25

just a one to

0:28

the to the dome?

0:31

Did you do your own one?

0:32

I did my own one to the dome?

0:34

Po why didn't you have one of those guys comes out? I always watched

0:36

these Instagram videos about African American

0:38

haircuts because I find them so interesting. It's

0:41

like an art form. He takes any cuts, and he cuts

0:43

any shapes, and he did and then this and then.

0:47

Some people are very much into lines

0:49

and shape ups.

0:51

Yeah, you don't do that.

0:52

I don't. That's never been my style.

0:54

Look at what's in the background of Dan Dan. I'll

0:56

bring that thing close. Tell me you got

0:58

a puppy.

1:00

We did get a puppy, and I'm trying to mute myself

1:02

as much as possible so that she doesn't provide any annoyance.

1:05

But once, can you bring her close to the camera

1:07

for the love of yahweh,

1:13

oh, my.

1:13

Good, this is this is Kelly.

1:16

It looks like e walk. Yeah.

1:20

Does it celebrate

1:23

the live Daniel?

1:28

There's usually people that know that freaking I

1:30

know the song you don't know.

1:33

I know why you

1:35

don't know, celebrate

1:39

the life.

1:44

Daniel. Did

1:47

you choose it because it looked like a baby e wonk?

1:50

I would like to say yes, but really, Stephanie

1:52

chose it?

1:54

Have you seen the baby?

1:56

Adorable? I want to boob it snoops,

1:58

so cute.

1:59

I'm just a woted I'm disappointed. I'm

2:02

disappointed in the name little Kelly.

2:05

Yeah. The name should I mean, I get it. The name

2:07

should be Wicked or

2:10

Chief Chubb Chubb. I think it should be Nub.

2:13

I think it should be y Nub, Yub Nub.

2:15

We're so you

2:17

know, Lord knows where I'll go from here.

2:19

Celebrate the life Nub.

2:23

It even has a theme song. You're

2:25

not going to celebrate the life of Yub Nub.

2:28

It should be named you know what? I celebrate

2:30

the live always.

2:31

I always laughed at the fact that the Ewoks

2:34

song just there just was no translation.

2:37

And language and the language in the

2:40

universal.

2:40

Everything else was was covered

2:42

in Ewalks, but not celebrate

2:44

the life.

2:46

And in the universal language, celebrate

2:48

the life translates to celebrate

2:50

the life in the universal language, whether

2:53

it's e walkes, whether it's whether

2:55

it's ten ten dorin.

2:58

Aren't you impressed that I know even some of the lyrics

3:01

to the you walk song yub Nub Chickie

3:03

Wine.

3:06

You don't know any of the yub numb? Oh?

3:08

You know is celebrate the live yub

3:11

no yub nub yub nub.

3:13

Halle Look, I know there's a word. I think there's

3:15

something like halle luke de Nah.

3:18

It'd be great, Joelle, if you could track down someone

3:21

who is this.

3:22

People on YouTube, people.

3:24

Let's bring one of those people on. Who knows

3:26

the.

3:27

Dude on YouTube? Yeah,

3:29

he plays it like on a mandolin and

3:32

freaking places.

3:35

You guys, this podcast is so popular

3:37

that I'm walking around New York City with Bill

3:40

and twice

3:42

this happened. I'm wearing a mask and he's not,

3:45

and people go, Oh, that's that dude from

3:47

Fake Doctor's your friends, Ah, that's

3:51

sick. Bill Lawrence is getting recognized

3:53

not for being an Epic Emmy winning showrunner,

3:56

but for being on the Fake Doctors podcast.

3:59

Boom You know, we

4:01

do what we do for our people, you know what I mean.

4:03

We try to help everybody out with their fame.

4:06

I'm just saying like, and then you're welcome,

4:08

You're welcome, Bill.

4:09

And then all the time people are coming up to me and saying

4:11

how much they love the podcast, and it

4:13

feels so great. Thank you those who do that.

4:16

It makes me so happy.

4:18

You know, I appreciate each and every one of them. You

4:21

know why, because they can put

4:23

up with you me, Daniel,

4:25

I mean, anybody can put up with Joel.

4:27

Joell is likes the best, truly

4:29

the best.

4:30

Joe. Have you ever not got along with someone you're so pleasurable?

4:35

I imagine you don't want to get on Joelle's

4:37

bad side. I imagine whoever that person

4:40

was is like get

4:42

angry.

4:43

It takes so much, but people have achieved it.

4:46

People have achieved it. I

4:50

feel. I feel like when it gets to that level, though, Joelle's

4:53

like, oh you done fucked up.

4:55

Now, it's kind

4:57

of over and for like

5:00

after gates are closed, I don't

5:02

want to speak or because

5:04

after we've tried everything, at that point, I've laid

5:06

down some rules, giving you some time

5:08

to work and like achieve like getting better

5:11

at you know, my boundaries, and my boundaries

5:13

an't for everybody.

5:13

Some people you know don't know. That's fine.

5:16

Are you giving me a car?

5:19

No?

5:19

Not today Thursday?

5:20

Have you ever hands on someone?

5:22

Joell?

5:24

No?

5:24

Why would I fight? That's what I don't understand.

5:29

Sorry, go ahead, go ahead. I'm sorry you got Daniel.

5:33

Have you ever had to put hands on someone?

5:36

The only so the short answer no, The

5:38

very slightly longer answer is the only time

5:41

that I've ever punched anyone was in

5:43

eighth grade when someone put my

5:45

hat in a vending machine and I punched him in the stomach.

5:50

That's Have you ever laid

5:52

hands on yet?

5:53

In defense, I didn't start it, but I fought.

5:55

Back, Joel, I hear you, man. I

5:57

hate when people try and start ship.

5:59

And why why

6:01

am I gonna mess up my beautiful face for like

6:05

tell me for like you got a step too.

6:06

We gotta teach them a lesson. You gotta listen.

6:09

I need to stay out of your way and you need to stay out of mine.

6:11

And it's sign I have a large friendship circle.

6:13

They will protect me emotionally, physically,

6:15

spiritually if necessary. I'm

6:17

just not gonna do it.

6:19

I don't need yeah, I don't need that.

6:21

I was prepared to once though, when an old

6:23

man was trying to come onto a twelve

6:25

year old and a Starbucks.

6:27

I had to like his hands

6:29

out of pants. I had to like absolutely

6:32

step in front of the two of them. Nobody was doing

6:34

anything. He's been very loud and obvious about it. She's terrified.

6:37

I was like, bro, you gotta get out of here.

6:39

And I was just talking to her, like, you don't need to.

6:41

Talk to her.

6:42

She's alone in a Starbucks.

6:43

She's if she's not fourteen, like

6:45

that's the next age she could be this that was

6:47

ready that day, but it didn't come to it.

6:49

Good good, thank god. So I went to.

6:51

Governor's Ball and saw Charlotte Lawrence perform.

6:53

Was very exciting, saw the.

6:56

Video videos You're amazing, and.

6:58

It was so cool because I had the experience of not only

7:00

seeing Charlotte, who have known this little kid performing

7:03

at this giant festival, but standing

7:05

next to her father, who you know. There's

7:07

a Yiddish expression called kelling and

7:10

it means my father used to always say it, it's when

7:12

you're when you're just heart is so full

7:14

of pride, and you're just beaming at

7:17

at your child often and he was

7:19

kelling watching

7:22

his daughter just rule the stage.

7:23

And she was so funny.

7:24

She had a couple of fuck ups she did the funniest,

7:26

but she like made a joke out of it. She had one big

7:29

funny joke that got to laugh and Bill goes, I

7:31

wrote that. And then.

7:34

And then she's jamming on the guitar.

7:37

She has this momentre she goes and picks up the guitar and she goes

7:39

over to her guitars and they're like jamming together like

7:41

people do on the stage. And then you see

7:43

her talking to him and they both start laughing,

7:46

and she goes over to the guitar

7:48

plug and picks it up. The guitar

7:51

wasn't plugged in for the moment that they were jamming

7:53

together, and she makes this face like like

7:56

but like like she My point is she knew even through

7:58

fuck ups to like to like how

8:01

to make a joke out of it.

8:02

Me, you know, and from so many people, that's

8:04

amazing, that's

8:07

awesome.

8:08

Sounded great and uh and then I

8:10

went and saw we went. We had some time

8:12

to kill, so we thought, I

8:15

want to see Phoebe Bridges, who was going to be on the same

8:17

stage, but Meg the Stallion was

8:20

on another stage. And

8:22

no, you're not gonna believe this. Bill Lawrence and I went to

8:24

Meg the Stallion and.

8:28

I wish you could see I wish you

8:30

could.

8:30

Have seen a camera on me and Bill watching

8:33

Meg the Stallion and her dancers dance.

8:38

Very very, very provocatively.

8:41

I sent Donald

8:44

over the video, but I only know Meg

8:46

the Stallion from the Wop video. I don't

8:48

really know her music.

8:49

You don't know Savage Classic.

8:54

Anyway, It's it's a lot like a strip

8:57

pole show with me with music.

9:00

There's a lot of naughty, naughty twerking.

9:02

Donald.

9:03

That's great. I love that. That's great. I know,

9:06

I'm just saying, Bill and I totally

9:08

appreciate the fact that you too written. You

9:11

know, got a little bit of culture. We did.

9:13

We got some culture. I had two We did

9:15

two songs worth of twerking, and and

9:18

then and then and then we left. What

9:21

were the two songs I don't

9:23

know, but there was heavy twerking involved in

9:25

both of them. But

9:31

then we watched Phoebe Bridges, which was a little bit

9:33

more our speed.

9:40

But no, that was it.

9:41

That was cool.

9:42

What kind of Phoebe Bridges sing?

9:45

You know it's singer songwriter, you'd

9:48

probably find it boring.

9:50

No, I like singer songwriters.

9:52

You know it's it's a girl singing

9:55

sad songs with her guitar.

9:56

You know who?

9:57

I like, she's got beautiful poetry.

10:00

The young lady I like is uh

10:03

what's her name? Follow your arrow

10:06

wherever points? Country

10:09

singer, make lots

10:11

of noise, kiss lots

10:13

of boys, or kiss lots

10:15

of girls if that's what

10:18

you Yeah, Casey Musgraves

10:22

Muskraves straight

10:25

and narrow, gets a little too straight,

10:29

Roll up a joint. That shit

10:31

is fire. Follow your ever

10:33

wherever points, Follow

10:37

your arrow wherever points.

10:41

Did you watch Amanda Clutes on

10:43

Dancing with the Stars.

10:47

Crush? Now?

10:47

I don't know anything about this scoring, but giving

10:49

her sevens for that was fucking bullshit.

10:52

I think it must be one of these things where like they

10:54

don't want to get your ego too high. Week one.

10:56

Also that basketball player. Did you watch

10:59

him? He was incredible and he got low

11:01

scores too.

11:03

Do you guys know watching this?

11:04

You watch?

11:05

I did watch it. I'm not a big fan of

11:07

people judging how other people dance. I think

11:09

that's kind of you know whatever.

11:11

Okay, but didn't you think his scores were too low?

11:13

He was incredible?

11:15

Yeah, of course they of course I do. But

11:18

you know, hey, whatever, that's that's the way it.

11:20

Goes anyway, everybody listening,

11:23

you.

11:23

Know, Yeah, if anything, if anything,

11:25

what I took away from the whole show was vote

11:28

Amanda Clutes. Y'all if you're listening

11:30

to this and she's still

11:32

on when this comes out, yeah,

11:35

please vote Amanda Clutes.

11:36

Vote Amanda Clutes. Her dance

11:38

was amazing and I'm gonna watch

11:41

tonight.

11:41

I'm excited this watch too.

11:44

Yeah, Donald, I like to I was live.

11:46

It's not well, you know what, you know what, you know who should

11:49

have been on the show. Not Iny Mon Sheppard. Who's

11:51

the basketball your player. You're talking about

11:53

his wife, Gianna Taylor.

11:55

Oh hey, oh my, she's

11:58

like a professional dancer.

11:59

Though was a man clues.

12:03

I just want to give Clutes one fair thing.

12:05

Okay, of course,

12:08

scaring so so spiced, the spice girl.

12:10

So's the freaking gymnastics. So's Jojo

12:12

what's her name? Yeah, all of that stuff is all

12:15

of those cats have taken dance class and all

12:17

that and Cody was a backup dancer apparently.

12:19

But anyway, Cody's not on right

12:21

now because it's I know, did you hear

12:23

what happened? Yeah, man, Cody's partner.

12:26

Cody's partner got COVID, so we can't

12:28

perform this week.

12:31

You know, it's bullshit.

12:32

They should have given him some other pro to

12:34

come in, and I'm sure

12:36

the pro could have picked it up in a half a day or

12:38

probably ten minutes and dance with him.

12:40

Don't you think that would have been better?

12:42

Well, it was the day before. It's literally literally,

12:46

I.

12:46

Know Shoon Shune.

12:48

I know, dude, I know, why not? Why

12:50

not?

12:50

If I was a producer of the show, I would have said, everyone,

12:53

this is a stand in, so you got to treat

12:55

his points and everything be gentle,

12:58

but he'll be dancing.

13:00

Is fed Lana? Everybody he.

13:03

Svetlana could learn the routine in a half a day.

13:06

She's my stand in professional

13:09

dancer.

13:09

I thought you actually knew, no,

13:12

But they often have like Eastern European names.

13:15

Lana sounded right. I did not doubt it.

13:17

That's I don't know why

13:19

they didn't do that, like bring in a ringer.

13:22

I don't know an understudy if you will,

13:25

Donald to use a theater.

13:26

Term, yeah, a

13:29

backup dancer.

13:31

Well, just I just feel bad for Cody.

13:34

Yeah, but anyway, Amanda's

13:37

Amanda, y'all, Amanda Clutes.

13:39

I don't know how long? When when does this air?

13:41

This one?

13:41

Joelle, do you have any idea?

13:42

We are so far ahead right now, like

13:45

mid November? All right, should

13:47

we get into the show. We should totally get to the show.

13:49

Let's do it? Made

13:56

about a bunch of.

14:15

This episode has so many things packed

14:18

in do with Donald. I mean, sometimes

14:20

you get an.

14:20

Episode all old jokes.

14:22

Every joke in this they're not all old joke

14:26

in this is old jokes except for the Turk

14:28

and Carlo storyline and the

14:30

stuff that goes on with Cod.

14:32

There's some random ass ship. First of all, the riddle's

14:34

not old. The hair met's not old.

14:36

The riddle is old. The riddle we did this one

14:38

already. The riddle is old. This

14:41

is that's why it's called my Deja Vu, my dejah

14:43

voo. We did this. Everything in this is

14:45

all re used jokes.

14:48

All of the joke, the

14:50

riddle has already been on, yes

14:53

now, Joel.

14:54

Yes, yes, yeah, that's why.

14:56

At the end, you say, oh, that's what happened to my

14:58

bike, because he destroyed your bike glasses.

15:00

He wrote it the hair met all

15:02

of the stuff. The whole show is

15:04

all jokes from Scrubs

15:07

past.

15:08

Oh so that's like, that's so lame.

15:11

It's like a it's like a what do they call a clip

15:13

show?

15:14

It's not a clips show. We actually

15:16

act out all of the old jokes. Did

15:20

you watch the show?

15:22

I watched it, but I didn't. I'm sorry

15:24

that my memory I

15:26

went. I honestly went, oh, this

15:28

is the moment the riddle, Oh, this is the moment hair met. I didn't

15:30

know that that they're rehashed.

15:33

This is all rehashed, so lame.

15:36

Why did they do that? I don't know. I mean, I

15:38

guess they wanted to prove you could tell the same. It's all

15:40

still funny, like all of the time jokes,

15:43

all of the time must have been Really you

15:47

didn't laugh at inn window again. I laughed at every

15:49

single one of them.

15:50

But I'm sorry that my brain can't

15:52

even tell you that I was under the impression and

15:54

I was hearing these for the first time.

15:55

There was a whole floating head doctor, a

15:57

renewed floating head

15:59

dog.

16:00

But that was a new floating head.

16:01

That wasn't new floating head doctor short.

16:04

Yes, yeah, that stunt lady took some nice

16:06

hits to the head.

16:06

To the head, all

16:11

right.

16:11

So Cox returns from

16:14

his hiatus, trying to drink himself

16:16

to death, as he put it, and

16:19

I give him a big hug.

16:20

It's set on scrubs wiki. This is the second time we.

16:22

Ever hug right.

16:24

Didn't hug you back? Though?

16:26

I don't think so. And I say, you sent those

16:29

demons right back to hell, didn't you.

16:32

I was out of my mind in this episode, dude.

16:34

Yeah, this whole episode is out of its mind.

16:36

Dude, I know. But I was extra effeminate

16:39

and extra silly, and

16:42

I enjoyed it, don't get me wrong, but I

16:44

was like on below or something. I mean, not

16:47

in real life. The character was extra hyper.

16:50

Yeah. Well, we should also

16:52

talk about First of all, we should talk about these

16:55

are the these are the things in the show that

16:57

weren't deja vu Ernie the homeless

16:59

Man. Okay,

17:02

welcome back Cox, sir, Welcome

17:04

back Coxer.

17:04

Now, how hard did you laugh when I'm going off

17:07

of my run?

17:10

Oh? Dude, who thought they need

17:12

us. That was a run I was going to do, but

17:15

I guess it's a little awkward now. That shit

17:17

was hilarious. And also I remember

17:19

us shooting. This is the only part of the episode

17:21

that I remember us shooting. Everything else

17:23

I don't remember. But whoda thought.

17:26

They need you?

17:28

That was a run that I was going to do.

17:30

And when I'm like, well, damn names, then the

17:33

names and I

17:39

wish I still had to welcome back Cox her T

17:41

shirt. Those were nice. Yeah,

17:45

that was a run that I was going to do, but now it's

17:47

awkward.

17:48

Now I don't know they need you?

17:51

Why am I righting? Why am I

17:53

riding Sasha through a ring of fire? Can

17:55

you explain that to me?

17:57

Because this is what you

17:59

do. You get a it's a routine

18:02

of yours.

18:02

That has had to run an errand

18:04

so I grab an apple.

18:06

You get as always, you get a lunch.

18:08

My lunch was the apple off an apple tree. And then I did

18:10

something else and then I rode through a ring of fire.

18:12

Which then't there's a callback later

18:14

on.

18:15

Yeah, but you just run through the ring of fire, Turk

18:18

jumps through it. That was your stunt

18:20

double though.

18:21

Yeah, Like this episode was nuts man, I

18:23

don't remember. I don't remember some of this shit,

18:25

like some of the things that like Turk

18:28

gets to watch Sanford and Son while because

18:30

Carl is reading her book and so

18:33

all of the great things that happened to him. The

18:35

one way really fucked it up was like he offers

18:37

her a burrito, he has two, he

18:39

offers her one and she says

18:42

no. He puts the burrito off screen

18:44

and does a little hand movement. Yeah. Yeah,

18:47

it's one gigantic but so stupid.

18:50

I wish I had that ability. I wish I had

18:52

that ability.

18:52

Do you ever watch the guys who roll the burritos

18:56

when you were like at one of those places, you know

18:58

whatever, it's Chipotle or something better,

19:00

and you're like, they're never going to be able to roll this one

19:03

too, it's too thick, But

19:05

they always do. Burrito

19:10

employees are good baby swaddlers.

19:13

Probably probably

19:16

because that's what you're pretty much doing.

19:17

You know what I learned on the interwebs. Do you

19:19

know who wrote the Sandford and Sun theme song

19:21

goal.

19:24

If you say Alan Thick, No, Quincy,

19:28

Sarry Manilo, Quincy, Jones, Quincy,

19:31

Jones, Quincy. That was

19:33

on the interwebs.

19:37

We licensed that ship, like every other week, we're

19:40

paying Quincy money he doesn't need.

19:47

I met JJ Abram's daughter. I

19:49

was trying to angle for a part for you because she's

19:52

one of Charlotte's best friends and and

19:56

and she was very nice. She's a singer too, and but

19:58

I'm staring, and I'm going, how can I get Donald

20:00

the job through? JJ?

20:02

I know JJ. I did Pelicity with JJ.

20:05

I know, but I was I thought, if I thought JJ.

20:08

Wants to use me, he knows how

20:10

to.

20:10

I just thought if the daughter came home

20:12

and said, dad, you know who's so funny, Donald

20:15

Faison, he might be like, yeah, so I worked

20:17

with Donald back before I was a mega,

20:19

mega director, that.

20:20

Would help a lot. Actually, I was trying

20:23

for that. That always

20:25

helps. I guess when the kids come home and say, Dad,

20:28

you know what? Yeah?

20:31

This Dudelson ended up

20:33

in Rihanna's music video Bitch

20:35

Better have My Money.

20:36

His kids were like, you can't pass up an opportunity to

20:38

work with Rihanna. He was like, I don't know who that is. And they

20:40

were like, please work with Rihanna.

20:42

Matt to miggleson and kids.

20:44

Get a lot of stuff done. I

20:47

want to Michelson. I want to you guys

20:49

got to watch listeners. Did I mention The Hunt

20:51

already? You guys got to watch this movie with Matts Michleson

20:53

called The Hunt, which is wild.

20:56

It is.

20:56

It is dark as fuck. You cannot be

20:59

someone who doesn't. And I don't mean thriller

21:01

horror dark. I mean emotionally dark,

21:04

like you're gonna be in the fetal position when it's over,

21:07

but.

21:07

It might be so good. Let's take a break.

21:09

We'll be right back after these fine

21:11

words.

21:18

We really did the riddle before I could have sworn this

21:21

was the you are fucking right

21:23

now?

21:23

Okay, So Cox doesn't

21:26

he's afraid to diagnose missus

21:29

Goldstein.

21:29

He's lost his mojo, right he well

21:32

he he We assumed

21:35

that he has.

21:36

Well, he reveals in the end at.

21:38

The end, right, he comes clean in the end. But but

21:40

that's because Elliott kind of forces

21:43

him. Now. I never I never

21:45

looked at their relationship as a problem to relationship.

21:48

I thought they had their disagreements

21:51

and everything like that.

21:52

But today it really this episode,

21:54

he says to her, I wrote it down. Cox

21:57

says Elliott is not his favorite.

21:59

Yeah to her face. Yeah,

22:01

And she and he says, and I bet

22:04

you can agree. I can. I'm

22:06

sure you agree with

22:10

what I'm saying, and you feel the same way about me,

22:13

you know.

22:13

Yeah, but I never knew that. I never digested

22:16

that they had a relationship like that. But yeah,

22:18

he was always tough on her. He fucks with her a lot.

22:21

Yeah, but I thought it was out of love. It turns out

22:23

it's not. It's out of the fact

22:25

that he just doesn't like her. You know,

22:27

he respects At the end, he shows

22:29

that he respects her.

22:30

I wonder why he doesn't like her.

22:32

M I don't know.

22:34

The Johnny tattooed on Kelso's butt

22:36

has been said before. Yes,

22:38

he was an old navy buddy, and if you knew what we

22:40

went through, you'd understand. Yes,

22:43

damn it, I laughed

22:45

at that. I'm feel stupid now. I laughed at the jokes at the

22:47

same time.

22:48

You know what joke had me? Okay, So this joke had me rolling.

22:50

Okay, she'll have a ginger

22:53

rale, He'll have a beer, and I'll have an

22:55

apple teini. You know, what, the hell with

22:57

it, I'm gonna have a real drink, make

22:59

that a nectar. Kevin

23:01

goes, I don't know what that is. JD

23:03

goes, Oh, come on, Kevin, you know, make

23:06

it, make it?

23:10

And then it comes and I go

23:13

dynamite Nectarini. That man knows

23:15

his way around me.

23:16

Nectar I

23:22

was like Sean Hayes in this episode, dude,

23:24

this episode is well, that joke is.

23:27

First of all, where's the punchline in the joke

23:29

other than the nectar? You know what I mean.

23:31

It's just the word nectar is funny, that's all.

23:33

But even before that though, Oh, come on, Kevin,

23:36

you know make it. That's the punchline

23:38

of that part of the joke.

23:39

Come on, Kevin, you know me. Don't

23:45

act like he is a nectarini.

23:48

I don't know.

23:49

I don't know if you'll drink Joelle.

23:51

What's in a nectarini?

23:52

I've never heard of it.

23:53

But right now, how about

23:55

when I passed the basketball to Leonard

23:58

and he catches it with his hook hand and pops

24:00

it.

24:01

No ball in the hole. That's a freaking actual

24:03

that's also a deja

24:06

vu moment.

24:08

And now two things, I say,

24:11

don't worry about the ball. They come three to

24:13

a can tennis. Yes.

24:16

And then did you notice that Leonard has to duck

24:18

for his affrod to get underneath the doorway.

24:26

Poor Leonard. I mean he's a security guard.

24:27

He's pacing around the hospital and every

24:30

doorway he has to duck because of that

24:32

hairstyle.

24:32

Yea hilarious. He's

24:35

what is he pacing like? He doesn't have a station.

24:38

He doesn't.

24:39

He's like he's he's Leonard

24:42

is the type of security guard that has to has to walk

24:44

the halls and uh and see if there's any

24:46

trouble.

24:47

Is it like a century yes, yes, yes,

24:51

well here we go.

24:52

Prosecco. It's a prosecco cocktail

24:55

made with fresh nectarines,

24:59

nectarines and old prosecco. It's

25:02

kind of like it's kind of like a mimosa,

25:05

but instead of orange

25:08

juice.

25:09

Come on, Kevin, you know, you know make

25:12

it now.

25:17

We learned that Troy went to Yale, which

25:20

has.

25:20

To do this is all DejaVu, dude,

25:22

Troy going to Yale with Deja.

25:26

Okay ale jesus. I remembered with Deja.

25:31

That I learned it from watching you made me laugh so hard.

25:34

That those of

25:36

you who don't know there used to be

25:38

a public service announcement about drugs,

25:41

right, and do you

25:43

remember that Donald and there

25:45

was what was the drug that the parents were doing?

25:47

Weed? So the whole idea for the

25:49

PSA is.

25:49

When Donald and I were growing up, and it was definitely at least

25:52

in the Tri State area, and and

25:54

the and the parents were like where did you how?

25:56

Who taught you how to do this?

25:58

He found like the kids weed?

26:00

And the kid was like, I learned it from watching

26:02

you? You okay, from

26:05

watching you?

26:06

Yeah, And it was like it's supposed to be a PSA to

26:09

parents, like, you know, don't smoke

26:11

weed.

26:11

In your gonna right,

26:13

They're gonna smoke just like you.

26:15

Yeah, I'm sure you can find it on YouTube.

26:17

I learned from watching you. But

26:19

even the monologue when cock when

26:22

you walk into the hospital and the beginning

26:24

of the show and he does the monologue,

26:26

the rhythm of it and you stepping in

26:29

in between it and for the punchline

26:31

and then him going back into nevertheless

26:34

whatever it is, you know what I mean? That all

26:37

deja vou, like all of it, Like this

26:39

whole I think we.

26:39

Need to have an ask Bill here. I know it's hard to

26:42

track him down now that he's an Emmy winner, but

26:44

Bill Time, Bill, Now, Bill,

26:48

we know your big time and you're an Emmy winner now and

26:50

probably won't return our call. But why

26:53

why did you do this episode and

26:55

just repeat all these jokes? Was the writer's

26:57

room so backed up that your idea

27:00

was, what if we did a dejevu episode

27:02

and repeated all of our greatest hit

27:04

jokes.

27:05

Well, it's not even the greatest hit jokes though, let's

27:07

keep it eye.

27:07

There's there's some pretty darn good ones.

27:10

Some great ones actually, but some of them

27:12

are ones that people missed before. So it's like,

27:14

you know, let's like, obviously you didn't

27:16

recognize it because you forgot about the

27:19

You thought this was all the first time these jokes came

27:21

through.

27:21

All right, Well, Bill, what was the reason behind repeating

27:24

all these jokes in my Dejevu?

27:27

Ask Bill?

27:28

Okay, you

27:30

know what you guys should uh ask

27:33

Bill? Hey Bill, how

27:35

you feeling?

27:35

Man? How you doing you

27:38

lonely?

27:39

Because if you did ask Bill that the answer would be no,

27:42

I'm good.

27:43

Uh.

27:44

Anyways, yeah, my deja vu. Here's

27:46

a scope. It's really hard

27:49

to come up with all the stories

27:51

we came up with on Scrubs because one

27:54

of the things all these physicians and we try

27:56

to be realistic, you know, as a medical show. And

27:58

one of the things all the positions that we interviewed

28:01

would often say is the amazing

28:03

thing is that you kind of sometimes

28:05

see the same things over and over and over and

28:07

over. And then we

28:10

kind of got obsessed with you

28:12

know, maybe we could do the same medical

28:14

stories with two

28:16

patients, you know, or with a patient and in

28:19

the hospital, but with different endings because sometimes

28:21

people come in and it goes differently, right,

28:24

And also we were way behind,

28:26

and so this felt like a great idea

28:28

to do an episode quick because if it's called

28:30

my deja Vu, deja Vu,

28:33

we all tell stories twice, we all tell jokes

28:35

twice. And the laziest thing

28:37

we did in this episode but was

28:40

we did the janitor se

28:43

story the riddle line for line

28:45

except for one change line for line

28:47

and shot for shot. Uh, do you know

28:49

what the one changes?

28:52

We should ask Bill? Ask

28:54

Bill? Hey?

28:57

You know what you guys should ask Bill

29:00

when you ask Bill sometimes is

29:02

you should ask Bill how he's feeling?

29:04

And you know, hey Bill, when we asked

29:06

Bill, how are you doing? You know what that Bill

29:08

would say that Bill would say,

29:11

you know, I hide it. But sometimes I'm not so great,

29:14

so.

29:14

Uh, I don't know. Anyways.

29:17

The one different the difference

29:20

in the longest ass Bill ever, the one

29:22

difference was the

29:24

janitor changed where he went to college.

29:27

The first time we did it, I think he said he went to

29:29

Harvard, and the second time he said he

29:31

went to Yale. There's your trivia

29:33

answer?

29:34

Peace out?

29:35

How are you guys doing?

29:37

Seea thank you bill.

29:39

Carla says if she can't do things

29:41

Turk can't do. Now, did this happen to you? Is

29:43

this a thing that really happens to be

29:46

I'm sure it does. I'm sure it does. My wife didn't

29:48

do that to me when my wife was pregnant with our kids.

29:51

Dude, I got to get its fucked up.

29:54

Like that was the best part about it. Like, I was like, I'm

29:56

gonna party tonight. We're going out tonight.

29:58

We're gonna go eat sushi. She had you

30:00

had a built in designated driver. Yeah. I

30:02

was like, we're going to get sushi. She's like, I can't eat sushi.

30:05

I was like, you could eat the hot plates. And

30:07

she was like, you're right, I can't eat the hot plates. I do like

30:09

the hot plates. And we'd go and we'd eat

30:11

sushi and I fucking get bombed

30:13

on sake and she'd fucking Now

30:17

I have a question.

30:18

See, couples deal with this differently, and you're

30:20

our only father, So I

30:22

guess listeners will be answering to their

30:24

phones. But I hear that like

30:26

some some couples do this like

30:29

no, no, you have to do it with me, you can't drink

30:31

you anything.

30:32

That's selfish. That's bullshit, that's bullshit.

30:35

What about in the middle of the night when the mom has to

30:37

get up to breastfeed, and that's some

30:40

women make the father get up too to sit with

30:42

her.

30:43

That's that's cool, that's to be. I

30:45

don't know about get up and sit with them,

30:47

but I do believe that the if you have

30:49

bottles and stuff like that and

30:52

you're doing it that way, the.

30:55

But what about in the scenario where the baby just

30:57

needs to breastfeed, if you make

31:00

the father expected.

31:01

To just get up and that's not as

31:03

selfish?

31:04

Man, Joell, do you have any do you any knowledge

31:06

of this that selfish?

31:08

Yeah, because my dad.

31:09

Was the only one who gave me to go back to sleep, so he was up Like

31:12

I'm almost like, she doesn't go to sleep with me.

31:14

So you just have to be up. That's a story.

31:16

That's a different story.

31:17

But I would think if I totally,

31:20

totally, I would think that in my in

31:22

my non child having had some mothers, feel

31:24

free to correct me, But like when I want my partner

31:26

to be asleep so that later I

31:28

could be asleep and they could be up, I feel like we had

31:30

to tag team a child anyway, so I don't need

31:32

us both being equally as exhausted.

31:35

Amanda and Nick, I think, did a version

31:37

of that. We're like Amanda would just let Nicks

31:39

sleep and while she would breastfeed, and then

31:41

in the morning she'd be like, you're taking the baby

31:44

on a long ass walk and I'm going to sleep. Yeah,

31:46

And they had a little situation like that.

31:47

Yeah, that's that's the right way to do it, especially

31:51

Okay, so actually, more than anything, communication

31:54

is the right way to do it. If you guys can come up with a plan, it

31:56

works. The fact that Karla just springs this on

31:59

Turk like no, this is the way is gonna be.

32:01

A bet of your hand. That

32:04

was funny though, But.

32:05

That's I do that with my kids now, where my

32:07

kid will be like I'm drinking this, I'd be like, you better

32:10

not drink it, You better put that back in

32:12

the fridge. And he goes, I'm gonna open it, and he'll

32:14

open up. You better not sip

32:16

it then, and he'll sip that ship and it'll

32:19

be and that's when the hell breaks loose. Well

32:22

yeah, and then and then he sits there and then he'll

32:24

stand there like, I can't believe you just

32:26

hit that out of my hand.

32:29

What will it be with caffeine or something?

32:31

No, like you know, So I

32:33

made the mistake. Oh god, these

32:36

are the mistakes you make in life. I

32:38

let them. I let them taste sprite,

32:41

and I let them taste Canada

32:43

dry ginger all

32:47

probably Probablyah,

32:50

but the sugar free version is just as

32:52

bad as the as the sugar

32:55

version, regardless of what is in it.

32:57

It is not necessarily a good thing for

33:00

him to drink. But I made the mistake

33:02

one time. I'm saying, you want to like me being I

33:04

was literally I could feel the devil

33:07

coming out of my skin. You want to try

33:09

this, little boy? Do you want to try this little

33:11

girl? Knowing that the minute

33:13

they tasted it, it would be like I

33:16

must have this forever and ever and over.

33:18

Why don't you just not have it in the house.

33:20

We don't have it in the house, but anyway, so

33:22

but when it is in the house, he'll be like and have some gingerrel.

33:24

I'll be like no, and it'd be like, look, my kid

33:27

is the king of manipulation. He's

33:29

like, I'm just trying to have a conversation with you, dad,

33:32

Like we had the conversation. I said no. He's

33:34

like, that's not a conversation. That's you telling

33:36

me no. That's all that is.

33:39

We're not talking about anything. You haven't

33:41

even heard what I'm asking for.

33:43

Oh my god, this is this is

33:45

my son. This is where has come from.

33:47

I have no clue. I have no clue.

33:50

I think kids are good.

33:51

To just they know their parents are tired,

33:53

right, and they just know like if they keep

33:55

it going, the parent is just exhausted.

33:57

They're like, I can't, I can't well up.

34:00

It's fine, that's

34:04

what the that's what.

34:05

Don't you think kids play on that they know that you're

34:07

just always tired, so that you're just

34:09

gonna be like, oh, fine, have it.

34:12

He's a little ass sometimes

34:14

like he's a dummy. Sometimes like one time he did

34:16

that he right, and as he's walking

34:19

away with the prize, he goes and that's

34:21

what I And that's how it's done. I knew

34:23

if I just pressured her. He

34:27

walks by and walks out the room right

34:29

with whatever the whatever, whatever it was,

34:32

whether it's a donut, soft

34:34

drink, or whatever the fuck it is. He's now

34:37

exited and is about to go and do

34:39

what it is that he wanted to do. And he lets

34:42

out what the plan was, and when

34:44

me and my wife both look at each other, like, what the

34:46

fuck this motherfucker did, he's

34:52

running that house over there, he runs

34:54

the.

34:54

Show future ceo over here

34:57

understands.

34:58

Yeah, and it's it's he just

35:00

gets the art of you say

35:03

no, and he finds a way to make

35:05

it so that no was the

35:07

wrong answer, you know what I mean.

35:09

It's like no, I said no, You're not even having

35:12

a conversation. I did have the conversation

35:14

with you. I said no, no, No, that's

35:16

not even where we're at yet. I

35:18

haven't even explained to you the

35:20

scenario or what it is I'm

35:23

trying to do. What I'm trying to say

35:25

is rock Oh. I said no, And now you're interrupting

35:27

me. Oh my, I wish you just let me finish.

35:30

I'm not having kids.

35:31

Yeah, don't do it.

35:33

I would not survive the eighties.

35:34

We need someone on this podcasts who

35:36

promotes how great having kids is,

35:39

because this podcast is making me not

35:41

need them.

35:43

You know, I'll tell you this now,

35:45

but if they sound exhausted. But then this weekend,

35:48

I freake it. You know it's it's true. But then this

35:50

weekend we went out and

35:52

watched him play a soccer game against

35:54

a bunch of other kids, and they

35:57

all like his team, that

36:00

the team that they were playing against was obviously

36:02

better than them, was better passing, all

36:04

of that stuff. But his team

36:07

won by one point. It was a penalty

36:09

kick and Rocco kicked the penalty

36:12

kick into the goal, you know what I mean. And

36:14

it was one nothing and it was a hard for it game

36:16

and they're, you know, the the our

36:20

goalkeeper. He blocked like hundred,

36:23

not hundreds, but like at least ten shots

36:27

directly at him. It was just an amazing game.

36:29

One nothing.

36:31

Go congratulations team.

36:34

I laughed at when you when I when

36:36

I get your coffee, I go, please have some

36:38

sort of nuts nut and it's hazel, Hazel.

36:44

I only my one type of nut milk in my

36:46

coffee, almond. That's

36:48

it.

36:49

No, I think I was talking about the coffee blend itself.

36:51

It was hazel nut coffee.

36:53

Do you like hazel nut? I do.

36:56

I only like oat milk in

36:58

terms of milk.

37:00

You don't like?

37:01

Why because I like

37:03

the taste of of oats and I

37:05

think it makes a nice flavor.

37:08

A lot of people are a lot of people are allergic

37:10

to oats.

37:11

Oh really, yeah, I don't. I

37:14

don't. I

37:16

don't have real milk in my coffee anymore.

37:19

Library, library, strawberry,

37:23

strawberry.

37:24

These are all old jokes. Yes, I

37:26

feel so, I feel so.

37:28

I will say this. What's the word Neil's

37:31

Neil's spons Neil's

37:33

response to each one of Troy's

37:36

uh buttons is different.

37:39

Okay, that's not DejaVu.

37:42

Neil's not saying the same joke with him,

37:45

but the whole thing with the coin. We just watched

37:47

that earlier.

37:48

Okay, Well, let's talk

37:50

about how floating head doctor and and

37:53

and how body kills Elliott?

37:56

Yes, and then floating head

37:58

doctor and body fight.

38:00

And you'll fight yes, and

38:04

body shot we should say. By Linda Mendoza

38:06

our director of the week.

38:09

Dejavoo. Dejavoo written

38:11

by who though Schwartz.

38:13

I believe Mike Schwartz. Let me double check

38:15

my notes. Yes, Mike Schwartz

38:18

and Linda Mendoza. We're

38:20

gonna get a break and we'll be right back after

38:22

this.

38:28

And we're bad. I

38:35

wonder when is this the Christmas episode? Are we

38:37

near the Christmas episode for Fake Doctor's real

38:39

friends? Is this around the holidays?

38:42

Yet?

38:42

Are we near the days? Well?

38:45

I want to say that Cox finally comes

38:47

around and has a very heartfelt conversation

38:49

with Elliott, and

38:53

I thought that was well done. And he's

38:55

so mean to her. I think she

38:58

said, you've never shown me an ounce of respect.

39:01

And then he confesses to her that he was indeed

39:04

petrified to make a decision

39:06

on his patient's healthcare

39:10

and he didn't want anyone to know. And he

39:12

said, I hope that in telling you this,

39:15

you see that I do indeed respect you.

39:18

Yes.

39:21

I thought that was well acted by them.

39:22

Both both of them. Yeah, Well, this episode,

39:26

everyone else is in peripheral. These two

39:28

were actually center stage telling uh

39:31

the a story. And it's a great it's

39:33

a great it's a great fake out too,

39:36

you know, like you honestly

39:38

believe that Cox is back and he's fine,

39:41

But in all honesty, he's still it's still

39:43

in him, and he still feels, you

39:46

know, he still feels the guilt.

39:48

I'm sure that happens to two real doctors

39:51

when they make a call that was wrong.

39:54

I could imagine they get in their head and and

39:57

and and second guests themselves.

40:00

Yet as

40:02

well, if you're a good doctor, you push

40:04

forward, keep it moving.

40:06

The World Spins madly On by the Weepies.

40:09

It's a beautiful song. The show ends to the

40:13

Wheepies is a great band.

40:14

If you don't know, I'm gonna say, who are the Weepies? Tell us

40:16

about the Weepees.

40:17

Well, they are a couple, and they

40:20

just have a lot of beautiful music. Put them into your

40:22

Spotify and I guarantee

40:24

you you will enjoy a lot of their music. It's

40:26

very like Chill Laurel Canyon

40:29

vibes, couple harmonies.

40:32

The World spins madlyon.

40:36

Troy might have killed somebody in confusion,

40:39

Like it's a possibility, like somebody

40:41

confused him so much that he was like kill him.

40:44

Troy. Troy seems to

40:46

not get that the Janitor doesn't really want me

40:48

dead. He he likes to torture me

40:50

and he likes to ruin my life. But Troy

40:53

keeps having to be told that no, we're not we're

40:56

not going to kill JD.

40:59

But he's and he's so eager to

41:01

do it.

41:02

Right.

41:02

I just feel like what would happen if

41:05

troy muzzle was taken off the Yeah,

41:07

it's like, you know, I used to have this cat and

41:10

the cat would be out all night.

41:13

It was an outdoor cat and it came in and out, but when

41:16

it was out at night, it would leave offerings

41:18

of the animals it caught on the back deck.

41:21

It would leave a little rat, it would leave a

41:23

little bird. And

41:26

that's kind of what the that's what what what cats

41:29

do for who they perceived to be the leader

41:31

of the pack.

41:32

They was this your cat?

41:34

Yeah, it was our family cat. But in

41:36

terms of the cat mentality, they want to leave

41:38

offerings to the leader of the pack. And

41:41

look what I caught for for you, great

41:43

leader.

41:44

Right, here's my contribution.

41:45

Right, here's what I did last night. And

41:48

I thought, what

41:51

if Troy did that

41:53

for Neil and killed me and

41:55

left me on, left

41:58

me on the Janitor's back porch. God,

42:05

that would have been a good fantasy.

42:11

I'm no Superman. Man finale

42:14

over done. I'm

42:16

no Superman, and.

42:17

It turns out I was not a Superman because I'm

42:19

dead right.

42:25

I'm no Superman. Gonk.

42:30

Series finale tonight a

42:33

very special episode of Scrubs.

42:37

It's the series finale.

42:40

See might need tattoo that I show you, guys.

42:43

Skull that's so cool. I

42:45

really like it. Why don't you get a skull?

42:48

I got a skull because I

42:57

guess I gotta skull because I

42:59

just like, Okay, I

43:02

understand. It's just I

43:04

mean, it's a.

43:04

Skull, I know, but it's not

43:07

a scary skull.

43:08

That's a skull.

43:09

It's just a cute skull. All

43:12

right, Joel, Let's bring the collar and.

43:18

You can talk to you know,

43:20

like a Boa spoke

43:22

some maybe

43:25

talk about the episode. So come

43:27

on, let's get the show.

43:31

Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for

43:34

mar shit. I

43:45

know that face. Are you still married?

43:48

The question is are you still

43:50

married?

43:51

Oh?

43:53

Is that Michelle?

43:55

Oh?

43:55

Joelle?

43:56

Christmases come early? Yes,

44:00

Michelle. I'm worried that you're sitting alone. Is

44:03

that a bad sign?

44:05

It is not.

44:06

My husband had to go on a business trip. We

44:08

are still married a.

44:10

Business trips

44:14

trip. Let's remind our

44:16

listeners who have missed the

44:18

episode. Michelle, please interrupt me if I

44:20

if I summarize this in any

44:23

incorrect way. Michelle

44:26

went to her husband and said

44:28

that she would like to have sex

44:31

with his best friend. And

44:34

his her husband said okay.

44:37

He didn't say okay, He was like yes, yes,

44:41

and he was not allowed to be

44:44

there.

44:44

They would go off and do it at the friend's

44:47

house. And and they

44:49

do it monthly, Michelle,

44:52

every other week, every other week, oh sorry,

44:54

by monthly. Yes, And and the friends

44:57

still hangs out with the with

44:59

the with them at their house. They're all tight. And

45:02

and at last, at last check

45:05

in, the husband had not yet been given

45:07

an opportunity to have the same

45:09

sort of situation. On her

45:11

side of things, Mitchelle.

45:12

Did say it was all good if he did

45:15

want to do it. They just had to find the right person.

45:17

Right, Michelle, what is going on in this

45:19

in this wacky family?

45:22

Well, I am sorry to

45:25

tell you that it is not very much of an update.

45:27

Everything is still good. He

45:31

has not done anything, but he

45:34

knows that he has permission. We've discussed

45:36

it at length, so

45:40

I don't know if he wants to, and

45:42

I am not going to pressure him into

45:45

doing it, just so that it feels okay

45:47

for me.

45:48

Right, Whenever you return from

45:50

your date with the friend, does

45:52

he ever ask questions like what did you guys do?

45:54

What did you watch?

45:55

What?

45:55

What did you what was it?

45:56

Does he have curiosity about it?

45:59

He usually asked like, what would you watch? And we do

46:02

we watch? You know, a movie

46:04

or a show or you know, whatever it might be. He

46:08

has never really asked details about the

46:10

other activities. Right, But

46:12

you know, I just say it was a good

46:15

evening or you know, we me

46:18

and the friend obviously have conversations

46:20

too, and if something relevant

46:22

comes up, we'll talk about that, not even relationship

46:25

wise, just or friends who talk about

46:27

things have similar interests.

46:30

So I got a question, do

46:34

you worry about forming

46:36

a deeper relationship.

46:37

With good question?

46:41

No, I mean, and that was

46:44

my husband's One of his concerns

46:47

with this is like, yeah, understandably,

46:50

you know, my husband and I have been

46:53

together for this Saturday will

46:55

be our eleventh wedding anniversary.

46:59

We were Yeah, we've been together for seventeen

47:01

years. I'm I'm thirty three, so

47:04

I've been with him my entire adult

47:07

life, so like, there's

47:09

nothing that can be deeper and more profound

47:12

than that connection that we have already.

47:14

Yeah, you guys knew each other since junior high school,

47:16

you said.

47:17

Since high school?

47:18

High school?

47:19

Okay, Yeah, I

47:22

think I would be insecure about it. And I've said

47:24

this before, but on so many levels, there's

47:26

the what if he's better at sex

47:29

or or I'm not better at sex? But what if they have

47:31

a better sexual chemistry.

47:33

Than we do? But if it's bigger than mine?

47:35

Of course, what if his geness is bigger

47:37

and more satisfying and girthier.

47:41

What if you know, and of course, as Donald

47:43

put it, what if what if all of a sudden they just hit it off

47:45

and they have this incredible emotional connection

47:48

that's deeper than ours. That would make me so nuts.

47:52

Yeah, And I mean we've we've talked about

47:54

that at length, probably more so

47:56

than a regular relationship,

47:59

because we've brought the us up. You

48:02

know, that is not

48:05

it's hard to know because you're just getting little snippets

48:07

of our lives. But you

48:09

know, when this first came up, my husband's

48:12

like ask those exact same questions. What if

48:14

you know, you fall madly in love and you run away with him

48:17

and I said, okay, let's play that out. He

48:20

would never the friend would never ever let that

48:22

happen, Like even if I'm like, oh my

48:24

gosh, I love you, like let's run away together. He

48:27

doesn't want to deal with my kids.

48:30

But what if the friend Okay, I

48:32

hear what you're saying. But do you ever think

48:35

I, when you're fully honest with yourself, the friend

48:38

might have very strong feelings for you.

48:41

Yeah, and that that is

48:43

valid?

48:44

And we does he date, sorry, start

48:46

Michl. Does he date outside of this situation?

48:49

He has not yet. He is on dating apps.

48:51

He's looking around. We talk about it, like sometimes

48:54

when I go over there, we'll look at the matches and I'll help

48:56

him like craft messages.

48:57

And you won't be jealous when

48:59

he is with somebody else.

49:02

No, And we've had I check

49:04

in with him, probably annoyingly frequently

49:07

and make sure like we're all good, like

49:10

whatever you want on that end, like you

49:12

just have to let me know, you

49:15

know, I will do this as

49:17

long as everyone is comfortable and having a good

49:19

time. If you feel like you need more

49:21

out of a relationship, like an actual

49:24

relationship where you can, you know, foster

49:27

something long term, get married, what have

49:29

you.

49:30

Yeah, just tell me yeah, because

49:32

you don't want him, especially if he's your friend, getting

49:34

stuck in a situation where he's like, all right, here's

49:37

my conundrum. I love Michelle, but

49:39

she's never gonna be mine because we've established

49:42

the parameters. But I don't care. I'm obsessed

49:44

with her. Maybe one day she'll change her mind, So

49:46

I'm not going to go out and find my life

49:49

partner. That that could happen, right, right,

49:52

And like I have.

49:53

Told him that that please.

49:56

I want.

49:58

Ultimately, I want everyone in this situation

50:00

to be happy and whatever that

50:03

takes. Like before we even started

50:05

this, before anything happened, when we had the initial

50:07

discussion, like, hey, would you be interested

50:09

in this? I

50:12

told him, and we had this discussion

50:14

that you know, our friendship comes first,

50:17

Like that was his main concern. He's like, I don't want

50:19

this to negatively impact our friendship. You

50:22

know, the three of us have been friends for a

50:24

long time. We lost touch for a few years,

50:27

like right before the pandemic, and then the

50:30

pandemic kind of brought us back into

50:32

the fold, so

50:34

that friendship bond is there. We

50:37

just have a little extra.

50:38

I gotta tell you, Michelle, whatever it is, it's

50:41

working for you because you definitely look happy,

50:43

you know what I mean, even from when

50:45

we saw you the first time. It's like

50:47

a complete glow up. I don't know if it's the hair

50:52

matching, the eyes, whatever it is, but it's

50:54

like a glow up so you seem happy. So whatever, you

50:56

guys, I know.

50:57

But I'm but Donald,

51:00

I'm fascinated by the fact that Michelle

51:02

is pulling off this balancing act.

51:04

I know, well, she's juggling. She definitely

51:07

is juggling, but situation

51:10

yeah man, yeah,

51:12

man, it's like what do I

51:14

want tonight be for chicken? You know what I'm

51:16

saying. She's

51:20

juggling it. It's nothing wrong with that.

51:22

I saw Neil Brannan did a show, did

51:24

a show that I highly recommend you guys see

51:26

at the Cherry Lane Theater if you're in New York. It's incredible.

51:29

But he made some joke that was like, your

51:31

wife wants to have sex three or four

51:34

times a week, just not necessarily with

51:36

you, and

51:41

I thought that was funny. And Michelle's

51:43

living her best life like that. But

51:46

but Joelle, what are your thoughts on this? You're a very

51:48

progressive woman.

51:49

You yeah, what do you?

51:51

I mean, how do I'm speechless?

51:54

Do you have any thoughts on this?

51:55

What really impresses me is Michelle's ability to communicate.

51:58

I feel like a lot of people when they be Pollyannory,

52:00

they think of like, oh, nice little sex

52:02

partners.

52:03

It's like fun and wild.

52:05

But for my friends who are in polyamas relationships,

52:07

the most difficult part is like not got to juggle

52:09

for people's emotions and figure out how they all

52:12

feel. Like I'm a friend who dates couples,

52:14

right, They're like, I don't want to be in a committed relationship, but I'm looking

52:16

for like the feelings of love without

52:18

having to fall in love.

52:20

And I mean when you're with a couple,

52:22

like that's really messy.

52:23

You're like working with both of their needs

52:26

and desires, but also they come with their own like

52:28

couple baggage, and so

52:30

it's hard, I think to have successful relationships

52:32

like this.

52:33

I was gonna say the same thing, Joelle, like what

52:35

happens when he does find another relationship?

52:37

But you guys still keep your relationship

52:40

going and the other person has to

52:43

has to find their way into this dance.

52:45

Then we sell this whole fucking thing to Bravo. That's

52:47

what.

52:51

Zach, I promise you. This isn't new, this is

52:53

this happens all the time. No, I

52:55

know, but it's new to me.

52:56

I even Joelle using the proper

52:58

lingo polyamor relationships,

53:01

it's new to me. I don't

53:03

know. Michelle is the first person I've

53:06

ever spoken to who's doing this successfully

53:09

so and I'm sure a lot of our listeners all

53:11

over the world are are are

53:14

are hearing about it for the first time.

53:15

I mean some and some are doing it successful.

53:18

And some of them are listening while they're fucking

53:20

their their husband's best friend.

53:24

They're fucking right now, being like it's like.

53:26

Us ayther

53:42

way.

53:42

Sorry, this is a side note, Michelle, if

53:44

you don't mind my digression. Joel

53:47

sent Donald and I a link for someone

53:49

who wants to advertise on our on

53:51

our show. And I don't want to say the product

53:53

name because I don't want to give them an ad before we decide,

53:56

but Joelle send the link to Daniel

53:59

so he knows what it is. It is a thing you

54:01

put your penis into and

54:03

it blows. Is it blow air on it?

54:06

Yeah, it's suction. It's suction and blowing.

54:08

Yeah, it's like it's pressure. It's air pressure.

54:11

It's not a it's not a.

54:14

If.

54:14

It's not a fake vagina. We've silicon.

54:17

It's actually made not a flesh women,

54:19

it's men and women.

54:20

No, No, it's for the falls Donald, I

54:23

know, but.

54:23

No, they're saying the same thing that they do. There's

54:25

a suction thing that they have for women now that they

54:27

can put on their glitterists. It's the same technology.

54:30

Okay, but Joel, I was shocked, a but

54:32

that you wanted us to advertise this on the podcast

54:35

and be that I don't have one at my home

54:37

to try.

54:38

I was going to say, we should at

54:40

least try these.

54:41

Things, Joel, Joelle, I just want

54:43

you know the product like that, we have to test

54:46

it to see.

54:48

These things. I can't endorse

54:51

searched.

54:52

I can't endorse the dice and penis

54:54

sucker until I've tried it.

54:56

The five thousand until.

54:59

And send Danel one too, Joelle, did

55:04

you see Daniel there's a whole video. I was

55:06

like, I went to their website because I was obviously

55:08

curious and I was like, how are they going to do a demonstration

55:11

video? They clearly smartly smartly

55:14

used animation, not real people.

55:17

But it's just promote anything. Does it promote

55:20

anything?

55:20

Like?

55:21

Actually, their advert their ad campaign

55:23

is that is would you don't

55:26

you ever wish you could have an orgasm on

55:28

the scale of a female orgasm?

55:31

And this and this product

55:33

says that it will give the male the

55:36

explosive nature of joll.

55:38

Why haven't we received product

55:43

from We.

55:43

Are not listen, if you work for this company, we

55:46

are not advertising for you until we get

55:49

samples.

55:49

Yes for discussion.

55:56

All right, I'm sorry, Michelle, I just had

55:58

to bring that up. To bring that

56:00

up. Well, listen,

56:02

the good news is is that things are good and

56:05

nothing bad has happened, and you are living

56:07

proof that people can be in polyamorous

56:10

relationships and be happy. And

56:12

it doesn't even have to be reciprocated in a sense

56:14

that your husband seems fine not having

56:17

his own situation.

56:20

I wonder if I wonder if his best

56:23

friend. That's the thing. I wonder if

56:25

his best friend, when he

56:27

does find a relationship because he is actively

56:30

looking, I wonder if he introduces

56:33

Have you guys talked about him introducing his

56:36

relationship into this.

56:39

Uh, he hasn't gotten very far in that

56:42

world.

56:44

He's not going on dates right right,

56:47

He's you know, made.

56:48

Some matches and talked to a few people. But he

56:51

has told me he will be totally open with

56:54

where he is at in that process. And I

56:56

am the kind of person that if he starts going on dates,

56:59

I'm going to ask him where do you you

57:01

know, do you want to

57:03

introduce this? Like do you want to just you know,

57:06

cut this off.

57:06

For a while, or you also want to make sure

57:08

you're safe because if he's out there having sex

57:11

with Rando's yes. But

57:14

also, I mean another

57:16

thing that's let's the state that's obvious

57:19

is he's having his sexual needs

57:22

met. So that hunger

57:25

to go out and search for a mate is

57:27

probably lessons because he knows,

57:30

he knows bi monthly.

57:34

He's like, not this week, but next week.

57:39

And I I when he told me he had

57:41

downloaded these dating apps, I'm like, do you, like,

57:44

do you want me to stop? Like

57:46

do you want to stop this and you know,

57:49

just start clean? And he his

57:51

response was that it feels good to

57:53

have that self confidence of being

57:56

active in.

57:58

He was like, he was like what you're talking about. Stop?

58:02

I love his very diplomatic answer. No, I

58:05

don't feel that that would be the best prescription.

58:10

You want to stop what we do it?

58:11

Wait? Hold on, now, you

58:14

want to stop the I was bullshit

58:16

when I said I was looking at the apps. I

58:20

was serious. All

58:23

right, Well, I imagine we just came

58:25

on for for a catch.

58:27

Us up right.

58:27

You don't lets you have any questions?

58:29

No, she can't have any questions. This woman's

58:31

life is all figured out, she's got it

58:33

all going.

58:35

Do you have a fixed your life? I don't.

58:38

I just want to clarify one thing. We

58:42

don't. We haven't labeled this like

58:44

we are just living this life.

58:47

But I think the term open marriage is probably more

58:49

appropriate than polyamory.

58:51

Okay, okay, so I

58:53

don't know. We just go by Joel. She's our term.

59:00

Uh.

59:00

We were very to ask so listeners.

59:02

Listeners who are also learning there's a difference

59:05

between polyamory and just

59:07

open open marriage.

59:10

Right, and uh, I will say people on

59:12

the internet are not very nice. I don't know if you know.

59:15

You know what you know what, but you're but don't

59:18

let wait, they didn't they didn't come

59:20

and find you, did.

59:21

They from no one has

59:23

come and find found me.

59:24

But I we're using an alias for you, aren't you?

59:26

Are we okay? Good?

59:28

Oh?

59:28

I thought you were implying for a second that people had

59:30

found you from our show and were being unkind.

59:32

I didn't like you know what, How did

59:34

you mean it?

59:35

How did you like?

59:36

In a comments section from when the original

59:38

episode posted, I.

59:42

Well, you need to learn now that you're in there,

59:46

now that you're in the pretend public eye, you

59:48

need to know to never read a comment

59:50

section about yourself.

59:52

Every everybody.

59:57

Everybody has an opinion, man, everybody

59:59

has You know what, if you're easy to pass

1:00:02

to cast judgment too, it seems

1:00:04

like you know what I mean. And if you're.

1:00:06

Happy and and and and and everyone's

1:00:09

being honest, then it's nobody else's

1:00:11

business.

1:00:12

You know.

1:00:12

It's like Donald and Casey and I we're talking

1:00:15

about doing that stuff. Fuck up, we

1:00:18

are experience. It's in

1:00:20

discussions. It's

1:00:23

in discussions. Joel's

1:00:26

face.

1:00:28

All right, Michelle, thank you for coming on.

1:00:30

We always appreciate you educating us,

1:00:32

really, and you're educating our audience in in

1:00:35

uh in new ways of being for

1:00:38

people that are out there. You're not just limited to the

1:00:40

stuff your parents grew up with. You can do whatever

1:00:42

the heck you want.

1:00:43

Michelle. We have two favorite callers

1:00:45

that call in. You are one of

1:00:47

them and the other one Penis.

1:00:49

Doctor. Yeah, we need.

1:00:53

You know what I want to have, Joelle, if you could coordinate

1:00:55

this, I'd like to have the the

1:00:59

device that lows on your peenie. Yes,

1:01:01

that's Donald and I and then I and

1:01:04

then I'd like to have doctor Penis come on and tell

1:01:06

me why I'm now having a female organism.

1:01:16

All right, guys, that's our show.

1:01:17

It was a short recap because, as Donald explained

1:01:20

to me, they're all recycled jokes. We

1:01:22

love you all very much, Michelle, thanks for coming

1:01:25

on and thanks.

1:01:25

For coming back on. Tell your guys. When we said what's up?

1:01:28

Tell your husband, we said hello, and tell

1:01:30

his best friend. We said what's up? Everybody?

1:01:33

We said hello, and we love you guys.

1:01:35

Show

1:01:39

made about a bunch

1:01:41

of.

1:01:45

The story.

1:01:47

Nephew here,

1:01:54

sweet

1:02:00

E.