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Eagle up in the sky.
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J D and Turk just flew by.
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Take a look, it's in this
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pod. It's story time now,
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you guys, Hello, I'm
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your host today. It's very weird just
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being here by myself in this room,
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but I'm super excited because
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I went on to Twitter and I asked you
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guys, the fans, what
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were your favorite stories from
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the podcast? And you guys hit me up with
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a ton of stuff, so
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many options for me to choose from, and so I
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decided that perhaps one
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story time wasn't gonna be enough.
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We were gonna need multiple because there
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are so many different types of stories. Is
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that you know? The stories we're gonna do today
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are about our beginnings, the
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early times from a lot of our
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guests as they were just breaking into the industry.
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We get a ton of letters from
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you guys who are aspiring actors,
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direct dir's writers, sort of photographers,
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animators, and so I
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kind of wanted to revisit because I remember
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when I first got to l A and I was trying to figure
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out what am I gonna do? How am I
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going to make it out here? It's so expensive,
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I have only my college experience.
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Who will hire me, and it was so hard
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just trying to figure out like how to break
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in. And I think for me,
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hearing the stories of people who had already
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done it is what continuously encouraged
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me to go after my dreams. And
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getting to listen to these guys and Sarah
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Chalk obviously Zack and Donald
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Johnny C Like, there's rich
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stories of just survival,
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of situational comedy,
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of bonding and love. And I think that's what
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we're really going to discover today as we
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go back to some of these really early stories.
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So stay tuned and
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let's hear a couple of stories. Five,
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six, seven, eight, here's
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some stories about
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show we made. Doctor
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Nurses story
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are so
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First up, we have a story from Johnny
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C. This is all the way
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back in season one, episode
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sixteen. Um Johnny
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came and talked to us a lot about
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what happened around nine eleven the
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Macy's Day Parade, the first gathering
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that was allowed in New York City post
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the attacks. Um, and
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he gives us such beautiful,
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wonderful, loving insight
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to how a lot of the emotions
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are played throughout scrubs and why
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downplaying can sometimes be the
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us thing for an actor or a writer to
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do if they want to impact their audience, because
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it feels more authentic and real.
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Something that strikes me about Johnny C every time he's
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on the podcast is how much he cares
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about this art and his craft. If
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you haven't listened to one sixteen in a while, I highly recommend
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you go back. It's an excellent episode.
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There were many stories to pick from,
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but it couldn't resist hearing Zack
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talk about his nephew throwing
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gang signs one more time. So
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stay tuned for john C. Here we go. We
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should start right off because I have some ideas.
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Go ahead, Johnny, go ahead, because
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you have You guys have to grind this. And I'm so
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excited that some things occurred
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to me while I was watching this thing. I
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love when you come on, you know why, because you come
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prepared. You're like you're as prepared
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as Donald and I. You're like, you're wound up. Well
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I am. I think. Look going
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back and watching this, first of all, it's
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hard not to feel
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really proud of it. Yeah,
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and this one I thought deserved
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from backdrop because the one last Week one
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is a spectacular episode. Zach, you're particularly
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great in that episode with Sarah and
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then the monologues with the shrink, let the whole
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ensemble just shine. And
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I busted my ass
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on those monologues because the writing was
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astonished and you noticed there's no cuts. I
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mean, we were clearly all told that they
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yeah, they were, especially since
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Donald knew it. So we were clearly all
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told that there would be no cuts.
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But what I thought was really interesting and maybe
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interesting for people listening is
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a little bit of context. And what I mean
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is because in this episode,
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it's it became clear to me just how jelled
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the ensemble is. Whether it's Kenny
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and Judy, You and me, Zachie,
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Donald and Sarah, the thing is
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just water tight. And the
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reason is because I
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think now, as we discussed already, nine eleven
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had already occurred, were around about the middle
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of December here, and
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so what happened in New
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York, which I'll circle this back, was
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the New York Yankees lost the World Series
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in seven games to the Arizona Diamondbacks.
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And the only reason that's relevant
5:15
is because they lost. There was
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no ticker Tape parade in New York
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City, so we
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were invited to the Thanksgiving parade
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in New York City, and it
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was the first taste of real rock
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star for all of us because we worked till Wednesday
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night until about and
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this was a week or two before this episode,
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and then we were whisked off to
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l a X where we occupied
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the entire front of first
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class. There was only one other person. There
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were only one other that's right, and
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it was a It was a boy band. It was like,
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uh, oh Town or something like that. We shared
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first class. It was the cast of Scrubs
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and Oh Town. I remember. It might as
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well have been a private plane it wasn't, but it was first
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las. It wasn't coach, it was first It wasn't
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business class, it was first class.
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And we were going to New York to participate in
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the Thanksgiving Day parade. Now remember
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there had been no mass gatherings
6:10
allowed in New York since
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that Tuesday morning in September. There's just
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wasn't allowed. The Yankees were supposed to be there, but
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they weren't. So we fly overnight,
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and you guys can chime in, but we fly overnight,
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we go, we're deposited at some chapel
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on the Upper West Side somewhere. We didn't even
6:28
go to the hotel. We just they dropped us
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off at the freaking parade.
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We were like lying on the on the ground in the chapel
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too, And
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we got sideways on the plane.
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Yeah, sideways
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as you do. And
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and then we we got up and Zachie,
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I think you brought your nephew onto
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the float and
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it was a quasi racist kind of
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Pocahona's float um
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and he did, They've gotten, They've
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got and ridden some of those since then, I think, yeah,
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But I absolutely I think our well, here's
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the Scrubs cast and a quasi racist Pocahona's
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float on the upper west side in the staging
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area. And who pulls up behind us
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but the Wiggles in the big red car.
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Now I had gone to Wiggles concerts
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with my son every time
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they're in Los Angeles for the last couple of years.
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I was eating, sleeping, and drinking
7:23
the Wiggles. So I got off the float
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and I went back to the big Red car and introduced
7:27
myself to Murray and Jeff, and I introduced
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myself to everybody, and I became
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friends with the Wiggles, and I am
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to this day. Do you hang out with the Wiggles.
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Still not really, but I did a
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video for them, and I they
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became my friends. There. My memory
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started interrupt one second, Johnny. My memory is
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that my nephew was a very outspoken
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kid and not shy at all. And
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I don't know how old he was, but he was little, and
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we wanted to be like nine, dude, no younger
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and younger younger. Here's a little kid, And
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so Al Roke we're off the flow at one point
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and Al Roker's interviewing us, and he goes, and I'm
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here with the cast of Scrubs and I've got Johnny
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c McGinley and Donald Fazon is going around introducing
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the whole cast and my nephen live
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television. And my nephew goes, what
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about me? And
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Al Roker? It's awkward, and Al Roker
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ignores him and starts so tell us about
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the show. Guy interrupts him
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again, what about me?
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And finally Al feels bad enough
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that he's like, oh, I'm sorry, young man,
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you're right, and what's your name? And then he introduces
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himself. But I was like, it was my first throwing
8:35
gang signs to like he
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didn't he didn't, he didn't know any like real
8:40
gang signs, but he had seen on TV how
8:42
how how rappers and whomever throw gang
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signs. So we're on the float and he's like throwing
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these like almost gang
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signs. When I when
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I spoke to Al Roker after
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after he cut, I said, how
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how is this for a turnout? And he said,
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this will be the largest and out in the history of the Macy's
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Thanksgiving Day parade. And I said, well, give me an estimate,
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and he said, they'll be about three and a half million people here.
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And so every time we went through an intersection,
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and I'll wrap the story up in a minute, but every time
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we went down an intersection, you
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could see it was a hundred to two
9:15
hundred people deep at every intersection.
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I've never seen that many people. I never
9:20
will in my life. Yeah, it was that
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was. I remember being like, wow, there are so many
9:24
people here, and we were on the float
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and every You're right, every time we passed
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an intersection it looked like it went
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so deep into the intersection.
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I remember thinking, how are all of these people?
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It was like sardines too, like
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they were packed together because nobody
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had been allowed nobody had been allowed to
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gather since that Tuesday. And the
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other thing I remember is that my nephew was was
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on the float and he I thought, oh, this will be fun
9:50
for him. He was he was bored in thirty seconds,
9:52
right, and I was like, oh funk, I gotta take care of
9:54
this kid for a whole parade. Yeah, we had
9:56
to. It's all the way from Uptown, all the way
9:58
to Macy and he's thrown to stay gang signs
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for a while. And then he got bored of that. And then
10:03
there was like an upstairs in the float. I don't know if
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it was like it was like in Pocahona's
10:07
head or something. Well know, it was a multi tiered
10:09
ship that yeah,
10:11
but even like in the in the in the non
10:14
outside area, there was some spot he found
10:16
and then he went up there and he found bubble wrap and I
10:18
was like, okay, fucking bubble wrap will entertain him
10:20
for a little while. Then he got over the but he
10:22
was stopping on the bubble wrap and I was like,
10:25
this is I'm never having kids, this is like the worst.
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What about my My only point
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bringing this up and I'll
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circle it back, was that. And also
10:36
remember a couple of weeks earlier,
10:38
actually about a month earlier, we had been
10:40
picked up for the back nine, and
10:42
we ran around the hospital with their HUDs cut off,
10:45
and so that meant you had paychecks
10:47
until May the first week
10:50
of right or so, because in TV you only
10:52
get paid for episodes produced, and
10:54
so they just you know, it just let's explain to
10:57
people who don't know the show was
10:59
was picked up for the first thirteen episodes,
11:02
and they kind of see how you do in the ratings, and
11:04
then if you do well enough in the ratings, you get
11:06
the rest of the order, which which is in
11:09
in in in business talk is called the back nine,
11:11
meaning you get the get nine more episodes.
11:14
And we have been given that news about a month
11:16
earlier, and we ran around the hospital like we've
11:18
won the Stanley Cuppers, I remember. And
11:22
my only point in this is that between getting
11:24
picked up and now about fifteen or
11:26
sixteen episodes into it, and I can see
11:28
it in this episode as well discuss
11:32
but the ensemble is water tight, whether
11:34
it meant going on a trip together or getting
11:36
picked up, people are starting to vibe
11:39
off each other. And it's as clear
11:41
as day when I was watching it. It's just what
11:43
Donald and Sarah are doing as
11:46
you guys know. I think the camera is an X ray machine
11:48
and it sees through all the bullshit and
11:51
what they're doing together, there's zero
11:53
bullshit. And what Zak is doing at the
11:55
end with Sarah in that in that
11:58
on that cot, there's no bullshit.
12:01
It's it's just tight and
12:03
right. And I just got a chill. It just
12:05
it really got me. You gave me a chill
12:07
too, because I gotta tell I didn't remember in
12:10
that scene with Sarah what happened. I didn't know if it
12:12
was going to turn romantic. I didn't know if I cried.
12:14
I couldn't remember. And I
12:17
was actually moved by the two of
12:19
us because nothing happens like I
12:21
agree, I agree like
12:23
like you, like would happen in real life. You
12:25
know, in the movies, we'd kiss. In the movies,
12:28
I break down and cry, but in real life
12:30
two friends might just sit there in silence for
12:32
a minute. And I just thought that was beautifully done.
12:34
I think it's the real privilege of friendship
12:36
when nothing does happen so
12:39
that I don't have to demonstrate to you anything
12:42
and you don't have to demonstrate anything to me,
12:44
And real friendship is when stuff is allowed,
12:47
and it's a tricky verb to settle,
12:50
and you guys let it settle in front of the lens
12:52
and as well discussed Will mackenzie.
12:54
He just let the scene play and the two actors.
12:57
It's really lovely and on a prime time
13:00
comedy, it's spectacular. It's
13:02
spectacular. Now
13:04
we've been greased by the presence of many stars
13:07
one scot Folly, Heather
13:09
Graham has been on the show. No shortage
13:12
of a list celebrities. But there's
13:14
something extra special when Terror Reid showed
13:16
up, and that's because she went to high school
13:19
with Donald. So we got to hear about Donald's
13:21
first encounter with Moonshine,
13:24
a shootout at his first apartment in l
13:26
a and what happens when you fall asleep
13:28
on the set of Clueless. Here's Terry
13:30
Read telling us all of Donald's juicy
13:33
gossip. I believe
13:35
that, I believe. Yeah, I
13:37
remember three things in my life that
13:39
are very important in my life and you're
13:42
part of two of them. Right before you go into
13:44
this, because this is gonna be juicy, that's a tease
13:46
for the audience. We're gonna say a quick break and we'll
13:48
be right back with the terror
13:50
read
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two things in my life, two things in my life
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that are really big moments in my life and important
14:05
moments in my life, and Tara is a part
14:07
of it. My first time ever falling asleep
14:09
on set was on the Clueless set,
14:12
right, fell asleep and we were doing the party
14:14
scene, show the movie the
14:16
movie, And to fall asleep
14:18
on a set you gotta be really brave.
14:21
But maybe I wasn't in Clueless. I
14:23
know you weren't in Clueless, but you showed up at the party
14:25
scene. Yes, yes, yes,
14:28
yes, yes, remember up.
14:32
So I'm sleeping on a freaking like
14:34
a chair and we're shooting the movie
14:37
and somebody said should wake up?
14:39
And I opened my eyes and Tara
14:42
standing in front of me, standing over me, and
14:44
I'm like, what the funk are you doing here? And I
14:47
was like, holy shit, right and and
14:50
it was a big moment for me because it takes it. You
14:52
gotta have trust to fall asleep on a set, first of all,
14:54
because people will fun with you
14:56
one too. It was a big
14:58
moment because it was it was my big break and it
15:01
was a huge movie and I knew at this
15:03
point, I didn't know it was gonna be huge,
15:05
But I knew that I was in Los Angeles and I made
15:07
it, and my one friend that had made it in
15:09
Los Angeles is waking me up
15:12
on set, and I was like, holy ship, this is serendipitous.
15:14
This is this has to be this
15:16
is this has to be uh, this
15:18
has to be fat. And she's
15:21
going to give me some of that big Lebowski juice,
15:24
some of that juice, some of that, some of that, some of
15:26
that, some of that. Can I tell him? Can I
15:28
tell him the story about being in your apartment
15:31
when with the gun shooting? Oh
15:33
God,
15:36
So I go over to me, like
15:38
Donald, let me go to his house. And it's just
15:40
me and Hammer hanging out. It's more than just
15:43
me and you. It's me, you and some
15:45
of the casts from the Mickey Mouse Club. Like
15:47
I don't know how it turned out to be this. We were
15:49
hanging out with like Chase Hampton and Damon
15:51
from the Mickey Mouse Club and it was like those
15:55
two and a couple of other people and were
15:57
at my house in Hollywood and I had just moved
16:00
all famous actors at the time. I
16:02
just moved to Los Angeles. Let her tell
16:04
the story, don't hijack it, all right, go ahead, Tara. So
16:07
we go to his house and we're hanging out and we're
16:09
all having fun, and then all of a sudden
16:12
and Nora in
16:15
front of his house and and Don
16:17
was like duck. We're
16:20
all laying on the ground like like
16:22
it was the scariest we've ever seen. And
16:24
all of a sudden he knew what to do. He's like duck, lay in the
16:26
ground. And then all of a sudden, after the shots,
16:29
he's crawling like towards the window
16:31
to peek through because we didn't know it
16:33
was right in front of his building. So we're
16:35
peeking through if they're gone or not, you know. And and
16:38
we after that we laid on the floor and
16:40
all of us laughed so hard because we couldn't
16:42
believe what just happened. They
16:45
were still alive, all right.
16:47
She left a couple of parts out tower.
16:50
So we're hanging out and somebody goes, yo,
16:52
this is a really dangerous neighborhood. I'm like, get
16:54
the funk out of here. This is not a dangerous neighborhood. I'm
16:56
from a dangerous neighborhood. This isn't a dangerous
16:58
I'm from Hell's kitchen. I'm from right up
17:00
from Hell's kitchen. Everybody
17:04
get down. So we get on the ground. And now I'm
17:06
on the ground and I'm looking at Tara, and
17:08
Tara's bawling, crying, and I'm like, oh god,
17:10
oh God, oh god, Tarver brought
17:14
over to my house. She's probably got shot or
17:16
some ship like that. She's gonna die. That
17:19
everything calms down, we all get up and we're
17:21
looking around and I'm like, yeah, that was
17:23
the funniest ever. I just said
17:26
that this wasn't a scary neighborhood, that this was
17:28
Hell's kitchen, and out of nowhere, and
17:30
then right as I said, out of nowhere, once again,
17:32
retaliation comes more.
17:36
Oh it was crazy, but we jumped to the ground
17:38
again, right, And now I'm laughing. I'm
17:41
laughing so hard, right,
17:43
I'm stoned out of my mind and I'm freaking
17:46
laughing at gunshots outside my window.
17:48
Dude, Uh yeah, laughing so
17:50
hard that this the story doesn't
17:53
have uh climactic ending
17:55
other than the fact that we survived. The
17:58
climactic ending is that you survived to drive
18:01
by and you didn't get tar red killed, and
18:03
I didn't. I got it to get tied wasn't
18:05
there a story you told me once Donald where you
18:08
you went over Terra's house and had
18:10
the moonshine for the first time. Yes.
18:14
Story. So we were in high school
18:17
and it was Tara's Tara was sixteen.
18:19
It was her sweet six team, and I guess I was
18:21
a senior, and She's like, Yo, come
18:23
to my house in Jersey. I'm throwing a
18:25
party and all my friends from Jersey
18:27
gonna be there. And like I said,
18:30
Tara and I were close in high school,
18:32
so there was like me, her and then well
18:35
it was Jamal
18:37
it was It wasn't Terence Howard. It was Jamal. Yeah,
18:41
my buddy Jamal and one other person.
18:43
We go over to Terra's house and so we
18:46
get there and Tara was like, dude, you're not gonna
18:48
believe this, but I got a keg and I was like, you gotta fucking
18:50
keg. She was like, I gotta alright.
18:53
Feels like it's just like the classic Jersey
18:56
I grew up in Jersey too, obviously. It's like it's
18:58
like membering teen Wolf when he that goes through all the
19:00
trouble to get the keg and
19:04
then yeah, and then he puts in the room and there's all those
19:06
kegs. Yeah anyway, yeah, I
19:08
get there. I get there and I'm like, holy ship, she got a
19:11
keg. Right. She taps
19:13
the keg and we're all drinking it. Right,
19:15
We're all drinking, and she
19:17
goes, yo, you want to try something different, and I was
19:19
like, in my mind, I'm like, oh God, this is where it all
19:21
goes bad to go. I want to try to drink
19:24
something different. I was like, yeah, sure. She goes coming me. She
19:26
takes me in the kitchen and then the kitchen there's this big
19:29
vat and she's like, it's moonshine. What
19:32
She's like, it's moonshine My dad made this. And
19:35
I was like, get the funk out of here. She was like yeah, And
19:37
so I look at him. It's like clear with like celery.
19:39
It looked like floating. I
19:42
was like, okay, I'll try
19:45
it. And I try it and
19:47
I sip and I'm telling you, I'm tell you something right
19:50
now. After I sipped, I don't remember
19:52
much of what happened to the rest
19:54
of the time. I remember
19:57
Taras showing us. I remember you doing your
20:00
a school cheerleading stuff in front
20:02
of all of us to show us that I remember
20:04
that. I remember falling asleep on the floor,
20:07
uh, and waking up the next morning
20:09
and taking the bus or trying one of those things
20:11
back to Manhattan. But it
20:14
was my first time and and my only time ever
20:16
trying first. It
20:21
got me. It got All I know is I don't remember much.
20:23
I just remember falling asleep on the floor. It's
20:25
like those things. It's like when you watch movies and
20:27
it's like, you know, it shows you
20:29
moments in a person's life as they're
20:31
watching it flash before their eyes and it blacks
20:34
out, and then it comes back and it's something different, and
20:36
then it blacks out and then it comes back and it's something different.
20:38
I have two memories. One of them is Tarry doing
20:41
going like rah rah, and
20:45
then the other and then the other one
20:48
is passing out on the floor, looking over
20:50
and seeing everybody on the floor knocked out and then
20:52
just passing out. Yeah. This is called a
20:55
young teenage boy tries moonshine for
20:57
the first time. Great
21:00
it was. It was one
21:02
of my most memorable moments. Tara Reid has
21:04
a few of them. One more time
21:06
for the Fact List, Terry read, sometimes
21:11
when we don't have guests the guys, as
21:13
you know as a loyal listener,
21:16
I have just moments that
21:18
are beyond the pale, moments
21:21
that really illuminate who they are as individuals,
21:25
what makes their friendship click, what
21:27
makes them shine as individuals. And
21:29
we got a great request to
21:32
see we listen
21:34
to Donald and Zach talking about
21:37
their encounters with Mariah Carey. To
21:39
be honest, I totally forgot about
21:42
this story. I'm so glad someone suggested
21:44
it. I just
21:46
listen, just listen, It's great. Yeah,
21:50
what what song would you put on to cry? If
21:52
I if I had to put on a song? Oh? Man, you
21:54
want to know what song? It is the score from
21:56
Bamby. It's about your people to the
21:58
Prince of Egypt. Whitney
22:01
Houston and Mariah carry There
22:03
can be miracles if
22:06
you believe the hope
22:09
is from It's hard
22:11
to kill. Come on now, who
22:14
knows what miracles you
22:21
when you believe somehow
22:24
you will Joe, Well, you're about to cry
22:26
right now. I think this is full
22:29
talent show. It's the most beautiful song maybe
22:31
I've heard. Yeah, listen, man, it's
22:33
about first of all the songs about when
22:37
Pharaoh's chasing the Jewish
22:39
people out of Egypt. It's
22:41
about that is it's about the story of Moses.
22:45
It goes all the way through, it goes all
22:47
the way through. It's
22:50
him going all the way through to him coming down from
22:53
the mountain with the tin commandments. Uh
22:56
in in the ark. Oh
22:58
no, he has him in his hands. I think at this at the commandment
23:02
remember from the what was it? The is
23:04
it? The history of Earth? These commandments?
23:17
But the song is amazing,
23:19
man, And you know it's you know,
23:21
so that's when you would put on that's
23:24
that song. It's if you ever need to
23:26
cry, whether it be, it's
23:28
just such a hopeful song, you know what I mean. We've
23:31
spent this whole, this whole
23:34
I know we're jumping off topic and everything like
23:36
that. We've spent this whole time. You know. Amanda
23:38
clutes Is, you know, has delivered
23:42
a lot of hope to people in this world,
23:44
you know what I mean. Her faith and her belief
23:47
really helped a lot of people when
23:50
Nick was sick. And you
23:53
know, for some reason, when when you have
23:55
all of that faith and you have all of that
23:58
love, it overwhelms you. Man. And
24:00
so listening to a song like
24:02
that, listening to there
24:04
can be me every cos when you
24:07
believe, it just overflow.
24:09
You just overflow with hope
24:11
and joy and and it just works,
24:13
you know what I mean. That's beautiful And now I
24:15
got listen to it. I've never seen the movie. I've never heard the
24:17
song. I'm sorry, did you get the opportunity to check it out?
24:20
There's a lot of really good voiceover
24:23
performances it
24:28
was, but that song. First
24:30
of all, it was Mariah Carey and Whitney
24:33
Houston singing it. And I don't know if you were big
24:35
Mariah Carry or Whitney Houston fans. I'm
24:37
first of all, I think those are you know,
24:40
of my lifetime two of the uh,
24:43
the true versions of what a diva is
24:45
as far as being able to sing. Had a Mariah
24:48
Carey interaction once, so did
24:50
I was one of the best nights of my life. What was yours? Well,
24:52
mine wasn't like we've made out or anything. Your sound
24:55
Now we didn't make a no no, no, no, no no no imagine
24:57
yet it was totally awesome. No, we didn't make
25:00
I met her and Derek Jeter in the same night.
25:03
Wow, I
25:06
was peeing on a Mariah carry music video
25:09
called up on the roof. But you
25:11
can go watch on YouTube and
25:14
uh, and you mean rooftop? No,
25:17
it's called Oh was it is the song
25:19
up on the rooftop? I thought it was up on the roof. I
25:21
think it might be. Joel. Can you double check with her?
25:25
What's the one with her and Mob Deep? Well,
25:27
she doesn't have two songs, one called up on the roof and on
25:30
the roof top. It's either one I think it's roof,
25:32
one called the roof, yeah, with mob Deep
25:35
right, No, this is called
25:37
up on the mob Deep beat. I'm telling you it's
25:39
the Mob Deep beat. Told
25:44
you now, Joel, does she have one called up
25:46
on the roof? I will read
25:48
that too, because I remember that I had
25:50
to lug all this stuff up to the roof. It's
25:56
just the roof, all right. Well listen, I elevator
26:00
broke in this building in Brooklyn and all the p a s
26:02
had to lug all the gear up to the roof, and
26:05
I was like to help her up. Her next song is called
26:07
lobby Anyway,
26:16
I got you you being a
26:18
good dad? Could you have some really good dad jokes?
26:20
That I
26:24
am going to be a great dad, but not because of my jokes.
26:26
Just because I'm hilarious. Listen.
26:29
Before the elevator broke, I got in with Mariah
26:31
and her whole posse and I was just the p A
26:33
and I had a baseball hat and I looked away, like, you know, I
26:36
thought you were finding I was fresh out of Yeah.
26:39
I just thought you don't look at the star. I just look away.
26:42
And she was like, I like your baseball hat. It was
26:44
my favorite baseball hat. And I was like, oh,
26:46
thank you, thank you, like not making eye contact, like
26:48
bobbing my head, and she
26:50
was like, I might want to wear that in the video. And
26:53
I was like, oh okay, and she's
26:55
like to kind of borrow it, and I was like, oh yeah,
26:58
so her like ento, she took my baseball hat
27:01
and it had like a red circle on it, and
27:03
they came back to me and they were like, hey, we
27:06
want to darken the red circle with sharpie.
27:08
Is that okay? And I was like, oh, it's
27:10
kind of my favorite hat. But I don't want to let down
27:13
Mariah, let down the whole team. You know.
27:15
I just lugged everything up to the roof. I want the video
27:17
to be good, you know, this is what I was thinking.
27:20
And they're like, we'll give you forty dollars if
27:22
you'll let us darken the red circle with sharpie.
27:25
And I was like, I didn't have any money. I was
27:27
probably making a hundred bucks to be the p
27:30
A. I was like, gonna, you know, increase my salary
27:32
substantially. So I was like, yeah, for
27:34
forty bucks, y'all can just go to nuts on it with a sharpie
27:36
and I'll just have a great story. So
27:39
that's what happened. And I don't even I watched
27:41
the video in twenty years,
27:43
but she's on the roof. I know
27:45
she's on the roof at any and if
27:48
at any point, I gotta see if at any
27:50
point, anyone, anyone, anyone who's curious,
27:52
just go watch the video and see if she's ever
27:54
wearing a black baseball cap, because that's mine.
27:58
I got forty bucks extra.
28:02
That was a hard shoot, Okay,
28:05
So by far, this was our most requested
28:08
story. It is the Jeff
28:11
Sucker noggie story from
28:13
the upfronts right after they shot
28:16
the pilot, where they go back
28:18
and remember the time that Tonald
28:21
gave a nuggie to the president of the production
28:24
company. Uh, not a great
28:26
look. Not a great look. But a
28:28
funny story that to this day, to
28:31
this day, it's
28:33
quoted in this lovely friendship
28:35
that we all get to be a part of because of Fake
28:38
Doctor's real friends. But what
28:40
I discovered upon re listening is there's also
28:42
like these really beautiful gems.
28:45
For example, I really like when Zex starts talking
28:47
about going back to the hotel room to rewatch
28:50
the pilot, which is of course such
28:52
a nerdy thing to do, but it's so sweet and innocent.
28:54
It's just look at this thing we made, and look, it's
28:57
here, and it's ours, and people are excited
28:59
to watch it. And I think if you're an artist,
29:01
in a person who creates anything
29:03
that they're going to share, whether that's you know, a
29:06
beautiful cake, you're a fun
29:08
T shirt or you know whatever, that's
29:11
the best part is like getting to give it to other
29:13
people and seeing their reactions. Um,
29:16
and of course celebrating with people who made it with
29:18
you. So please enjoy this early
29:21
story of early fame from
29:23
Zack and Donald. Donald.
29:26
You pointed out something very wise, and
29:29
that is that you know, when you do a pilot,
29:31
you shoot the pilot and then you have no
29:34
idea if the show is gonna get picked up, And
29:36
there's often a lot of time between when
29:38
you shot the pilot and then let's say
29:41
the network says, Okay, we're gonna make it a series,
29:43
and then you go and you you go to a thing
29:45
called the upfronts, which is when your show
29:48
is selected. You go to a huge party
29:50
in New York City where they announced
29:52
where the network is going to announce all of the
29:54
new shows. And this is a
29:56
very thrilling thing for a young actor, absolutely
29:59
and all. So when Scrubs
30:02
got picked up, it was considered
30:04
one of the better pilots of that
30:07
time. And so when we went to Upfront,
30:09
I remember all of the heat that we had
30:12
behind us at Upfront, Like even the
30:14
party for all of the upfront
30:16
shows was kind of themed towards
30:19
us, you know what I mean. And you
30:22
know, you get there and you and you and you meet
30:24
a bunch of executives for
30:26
the first time, and you don't really know
30:28
who they are, because nobody really knows executives
30:31
until you're on the network and somebody
30:33
tells you, Okay, that's my boss and that's
30:36
his boss, and that
30:38
reminds me of a wonderful story about you because
30:41
we were we were so first we go to the party
30:43
and it's this amazing party and it's you know, we were
30:45
just wide out. We couldn't believe we were here. I
30:48
mean, I was waiting tables a few months ago
30:50
and and uh, here
30:52
we are in New York at this giant party and you
30:55
have to you take pictures with a lot of people, and you know,
30:57
you're getting treated like a celebrity and you're
30:59
not only even knows who you are really yet,
31:01
at least especially in my case. And um,
31:04
and then then we go to this party and
31:06
there were celebrities at the party. I remember Kevin
31:08
Nelon, who I was a huge fan
31:11
of from SNL as an example. He was I
31:13
think literally might have been one of the first celebrities
31:15
I ever met, was Kevin Neilan at
31:17
this party, and I remember thinking like, oh my god, we're hanging
31:20
out with with celebrities, Like we've made
31:22
it. Yeah, you know. Sean
31:24
Hayes was another person who was a big champion,
31:27
like he loved the show, and it was really
31:30
awesome to have the dude from Will and Grace,
31:32
who at this point was really
31:34
famous on television. That show was snug
31:37
And do you remember any other stars that were at that party.
31:39
I remember. I just remember because I was such an SNL
31:41
fan as a kid that I was so geeked out that
31:43
that Kevin Nealon was there. I think there may have been some other older
31:46
SNL faces, but it
31:48
was it was all the a. It was like a
31:51
NBC rich at any anyone
31:53
who was on NBC at that time was
31:56
at at the party. Now we
31:58
proceeded, understandably to get
32:00
quite intoxicated at this party. I
32:03
remember Bill Lawrence saying, like, all right, guys, just so you
32:05
know, like don't like, you know, there's be a lot of
32:07
executives at this party, Like I understand your
32:09
New York your life's just changed, but like,
32:11
don't get ship faced to
32:14
all of us, all of us, all
32:17
of us. Sarah Chuck's
32:19
famous line, I mean, you guys ever heard of a Cosmopolitan?
32:23
Yeah, Sara, Sarah
32:25
stumbled up to a sideways and she's
32:27
like, have you guys ever heard of a Cosmopolitan?
32:31
They're great? And
32:33
then I remember cut for some reason at this bar.
32:36
Wasn't there like a trappiece like a
32:38
trapeze, but not a trapeze? What do you call that thing
32:40
where you swing on a trapeezels,
32:44
way too dangerous to bid a real trapeeze, but was
32:46
there. It was something like that. It was a bar
32:48
in the middle. It was like a bar. I think
32:50
he was on in the middle of the bar. It was in the meat
32:52
Paggy Street. I think it was called Park or something anyway,
32:55
and she was on. I remember her being on
32:57
the bar and flipping over and just showing
33:00
everybody, you know, what she
33:02
had on underneath that dress she
33:04
wore that day because
33:07
she was and I remember her husband at the time being like,
33:09
that's it, We're going home, to go home, let's
33:11
go. My favorite part of the night is Donald
33:14
was giving everyone noogies and
33:16
well, all right, let's let's go. Let me tell
33:18
the story and then you can clarify. Let me tell the Let's
33:21
start from the beginning, though, Let's start from the
33:23
very beginning. Okay. So Scott
33:26
Sassa was the dude that I thought was in charge
33:28
of all of NBC at the
33:30
time. I think he was higher up than
33:33
than Jeff Zucker, who we're going to talk
33:35
about. Jeff Zucker was the I believe,
33:37
the president of NBC who
33:40
is now actually now the president of CNN, but
33:43
at the time he was the president of NBC. He
33:45
had just come from whatever the Today
33:47
Show at the time, and then he gone
33:50
on to be the head
33:52
of NBC. And I didn't know this,
33:54
so Donald didn't know who he was. You're gonna ruin my story.
33:57
Donald didn't know who he was. I thought he was Scott
33:59
Sasson's that says it. And Donald was going
34:01
around giving everyone noggies. And I look
34:03
over and Donald has Jeff Zucker, the
34:05
president of the network, in a full
34:08
headlock, and he's giving him a
34:10
drunken noggie on his bald head.
34:13
And I hear Jeff Zucker, go, please
34:16
Donald, No, that's
34:23
okay. Entire friendship. Whenever
34:25
Donald like tells me a cringe e story that makes
34:28
me want to run away, I just tell him about
34:30
please Donald, no, Jeff Zucker. You
34:32
know, at this point, I'm giving everybody love because
34:34
I'm so excited that we're on the
34:36
network. It's going down, and I look over
34:39
and I see Jeff Zucker in
34:41
my mind, Scott Sass's assistant standing
34:44
over by the bar, uh, you
34:47
know, by himself, or he might
34:49
even have been with somebody, and I'm like, hey, you come
34:51
over here. I got nuggies to give out, and he's
34:53
like, he's like no, no, no, no, no, no, no no no. And
34:56
I point at him again and I'm like and I get a little
34:58
bit more, you know, grow about
35:00
it, and I'm like, no, you get over
35:02
here right now. And he's like no, no,
35:05
no, no no no. And so I marched
35:07
over to him, drunk as Kim. I've
35:10
seen you march when Donald marches his arms
35:12
swing and I walk
35:14
up to him and I grabbed him and I put him in the headlock, and
35:16
I'm like, don't you ever tell
35:18
me no? And I'm grabbing him and I'm giving
35:21
Jeff Zucker a nuggie. And I remember Bill
35:24
Lawrence like a few days later
35:26
being like, dude, Donald, I
35:29
just have to ask you if this actually
35:31
happened, but did you give
35:34
Jeff Zucker a noogie? I was like, I gave
35:36
so many people nuggies. I gave so many I
35:38
can't recall who who was. And
35:42
he was like, well, apparently you gave the head of
35:44
NBC a
35:46
noogie. And he's
35:49
not really happy about it. But he wasn't genuinely
35:51
piste off, was he. No. I don't think he was
35:53
genuinely piste off, but he stayed away from me here. I
35:56
remember remember he did come to
35:58
visit the set of the hospital and and he kind
36:00
of stayed away from you because he was, um,
36:03
yeah, that's very funny. Well what
36:05
else do you so? So then I remember that night ended
36:08
where we were in I wasn't there. You
36:10
were, this was you and Neelon, I wasn't
36:12
there. Almost almost
36:14
everybody ended up back in
36:16
Bill and Christa's hotel room, and
36:19
we it's kind of it's sweet
36:21
slash embarrassing. We were so geeked out. We were like, let's
36:23
watch our pilot. So we were like it
36:25
was like a whole bunch of people and Kevin Kneelin,
36:27
who I was a super fan of, and we
36:30
just were watching the show and I don't know, it's a sweet moment.
36:32
I remember being like just
36:34
thinking like I can't believe this is happening. But
36:37
then the funny thing is you have a long time
36:39
before you start shooting. So we made the show. It got
36:42
picked up. My mom freaked out that I was like that
36:44
I quit my waiting tables job. She was like, but what so
36:47
long we are you gonna do? And I was like, I, Mom,
36:49
I I I can live off
36:52
this pilot money for a long I was living so frugally
36:54
with no money that I was like, I can live off this pilot
36:57
money for a long time, so I'm
36:59
gonna write. And in that time is when I really
37:01
finally sat down and put Garden State
37:03
together and at my dining room table and
37:06
kind of look was like, this is a sign I
37:08
need to I have this time that the universe
37:11
gave me and I don't need to wait tables, and I'm gonna
37:13
sit down and like put this script together. That's
37:15
awesome. So this last
37:17
story is one I just wanted
37:19
to put in there for myself. Getting
37:22
to meet Sarah Chalk on the show has been an
37:24
incredible experience. She's everything
37:26
you hope she might be. She's kind and
37:29
truly so so funny, um
37:32
and generous, a very generous soul.
37:34
And you only need to know her for about five minutes
37:36
before you can see that. And
37:39
there's something really great about this trio
37:41
of Donald, Zach and Sarah. Their energy,
37:44
the way they lately poked fun
37:46
of each other, the way they pump
37:48
each other up to though, like there's not a lot of
37:50
tearing down in this friend group, and every
37:53
time we have them together. I just sort of want to
37:55
bask in the glow of their delicious conversation.
37:57
They are. They're kind of,
38:00
I think, the friends everybody wants to be and
38:02
or have, And so I wanted to stick this on
38:04
the end because, man, listening
38:07
to these guys talk about their early struggles
38:09
but also their early accomplishments,
38:11
but also how they stayed grounded, it's
38:14
a really fun journey. So here's
38:16
they're talking a little bit about the dressing
38:18
room situation at Scrubs
38:21
and Sacred Heart. So I hope you guys enjoy
38:23
it. We miss you.
38:28
We were taught. We've been talking about how we never see
38:30
you and we miss your face. I
38:33
miss you guys too. We got the band back together
38:36
on zoom. No, look at this, the band's back together.
38:38
Band is back together. We can't
38:40
do our handshake virtually Donald and make
38:43
zact jealous. He doesn't like jealous.
38:47
I never whenever people do those like epically
38:49
long handshakes, I I
38:52
frowned, but only because I I've never been involved
38:54
with one and I couldn't possibly remember it, So
38:56
maybe I'm just jealous. I have a very long
38:58
one with Sarah Chalk, and I have a very long
39:00
one with Breck and Meyer. Those are the
39:02
only two handshakes that I have in my life
39:05
where I'm like, Jesus is a longass hand shake.
39:07
Could you and Sarah get right back into it without
39:09
fault right now? You think, get
39:12
a girl running,
39:17
man, you get it. So
39:20
we were talking to the last episode about your your
39:23
epic. We were talking about
39:25
your your epic. Um I
39:27
told you so dance and how long it was? Oh
39:30
my god, that's so funny. People send
39:33
me that at different moments in my
39:35
life over social media. That was one of those
39:37
fun times on scrubs. Like, what a unique job when
39:39
you get to do this where Bill was just like the
39:42
line in the script that I told you so, and he said
39:44
instead of saying that, just make up like a song
39:47
and a dance. And I told you so a song and
39:49
dance. And so you know, it's
39:51
not frequently you have to do that on the job.
39:53
So it's fun. Well, do
39:55
you remember getting down into the splits, Yeah,
39:59
it's hard to get out of him. Remember getting down into
40:01
it and being like, and I'm stuff. I
40:05
was gonna say that. There's some video I think on one of the Gabriels
40:08
where people can watch on usually if you're if you're interested,
40:10
we're Sarry just kept going and going
40:12
and going with her. I Told you So dance and
40:15
they only could put a short piece
40:17
of it in the show, but it like it went
40:19
on for like a full minute. I think, oh
40:22
yeah, they didn't cut so I just kept going and then
40:24
um brought in some French and
40:27
German like I told you
40:29
So in German, which is yah to kept Kazakh
40:31
because obviously, after being tortured going to German
40:33
school twice a week for my entire upbringing,
40:36
anytime I can, you know, feel that it's
40:38
actually it's only
40:41
been useful in scrubs. That's the only time I've ever used
40:43
my German. Really would go to
40:45
international upfronts and stuff like that.
40:47
It was always when you do press, you must
40:49
be very popular with the French and German
40:52
press, I would think. Because Sarah is
40:54
fully trilingual, not
40:56
anymore. I was as a kid. French. I still
40:59
I I can speak, but after my grandmother died, we
41:01
don't really speak German anymore. So I've lost
41:03
so much of it. But I but
41:06
French I still has because
41:08
that was, you know, all day, everyday
41:10
school was in French, like math, science, pe
41:13
everything. I'm so jealous of people. I wish
41:15
multiple language. I wish I could speak multiple
41:17
languages. Men like I tried to get
41:20
the Rosetta stone and failed
41:23
at it, you know what I mean? But I failed at it.
41:25
No, you didn't fail at it. You just didn't commit
41:28
donald. That's that that that you know what,
41:30
that's a better way to look at it. That's a that's a that's
41:33
a better way to look at it. But you know, I probably
41:35
could have been grade at basketball if I dedicated
41:37
a lot of time to it. I mean, I'm not saying
41:40
I would have been like had natural super
41:42
skills, but I always think of it like like, you
41:44
know, it's what you dedicate time
41:46
and focus and energy to. You know what, You're
41:49
absolutely right, because I know a lot of people
41:51
who didn't play sports growing up
41:53
and put a lot of energy into sports
41:56
when they got older, meaning like
41:58
tennis or go all for something like
42:01
that, and now they are very
42:03
good at those sports, right I imagine. I
42:05
just I just want to clarify for yourself, for
42:08
your own psyche, that you could probably be
42:10
You could easily become bilingual if
42:12
you cared enough to if you dedicated
42:14
the hours you dedicate to animation. To
42:16
learn a language, I probably, I
42:19
probably would be fluent. What language would
42:21
you choose? What language? I could choose a
42:23
language that's interesting. I
42:25
would choose Spanish because, um, here
42:28
we are living in California, and it
42:31
feels like makes the most sense
42:34
to be able to speak with so many Spanish speakers
42:36
that are here. Yeah, Spanish is a
42:38
good one. Uh wow,
42:41
as probably a good one. Now
42:44
French is a good one. But if I could,
42:47
I would want to choose something that's like out
42:49
of the ordinary. Hebrew, I
42:52
would I would love to learn. That
42:55
would be great. Actually, oh my god, you speaking
42:57
Hebrew in Israel would be one of the one of the most
42:59
amazing things. Can you just do it? Please, We'll
43:02
do it together. We'll do it together. That
43:05
would be great. I mean, well,
43:07
Sarah, we were talking about just sports
43:10
stuff like that, learning sports and stuff. I
43:12
thought you wanted to say something. Go ahead, Oh
43:14
no, I just want to say two things. Um.
43:16
One that yes, Donald, pick
43:19
a language and absolutely master it. In terms
43:21
of languages, I kind of cheated because I was a kid, and
43:23
I feel as a kid, it's like it's just insert.
43:25
It's like a gift into your brain. It's so easy, and
43:27
as an adult and so much harder. But but
43:30
sports, I'm I'm living proof that
43:32
what Zach just said is not true about
43:35
you could play basketball and become
43:37
really good. I devoted so
43:39
much time in my youth to basketball. It's all
43:41
I wanted, and I wanted it's so bad. And I tried
43:43
out for the basketball team in grade five, grade
43:45
six, grade seven, I was at our neighbor's
43:47
hoop in the pouring rain in Canada, practicing
43:50
every day. And then try outs for
43:53
grade seven basketball came and I was like, this is my
43:55
year. The basketball came from across the court,
43:57
hit me square in the face and started
43:59
a serious of like crazy nose plays but lasted for
44:01
months until I got my nose cautter eyes. But anyways, um,
44:04
I kept trying out for the team, and I kept practicing,
44:06
and I take like camps and I would
44:08
I would try so hard. And finally, in grade ten,
44:12
and I was still the shortest kid in the class, I grew and I was
44:14
like really like eighteen or something,
44:17
so I uh, I finally
44:19
made the team. And Blake,
44:21
who you both met, who's my brother in law, was
44:24
two years older and was my coach and makes
44:26
fun of me till this day. And I made the team,
44:28
but I spent the whole time on the bench. But
44:30
I was like, I didn't care because I had a jersey
44:33
and I was on the team, and I was getting on the bus
44:35
with all of my buddies to go to the game, and that's all
44:37
I wanted. And we had a really good team. And they would
44:39
put me on the center forward as like a joke when we
44:41
were beating the other team, like seventy to four, and
44:45
I'd be like jumping, trying, like and
44:48
it was all effort, no skill, so trying so
44:50
hard and just yeah,
44:53
well, you know what, you made the team.
44:56
So all of that practice paid off
44:59
and you got to run up and down a couple of for
45:01
a couple of minutes during every game that
45:03
year. I'm sure I don't think a lot of people
45:06
say, and I'm including myself
45:08
on this, like oh I suck at that, Oh I suck
45:10
at that. Oh I can't cook, Oh I can't drive
45:12
a motorcycle. Oh I can't play basketball, And
45:14
it's like, no, well, maybe you're not amazing
45:17
at it, but you never dedicated any fucking
45:19
time to trying. Right, Well, there is
45:21
that, there is there is
45:23
that. There is that. Like I say all
45:25
the time, I can't write. And
45:28
I'm gonna be honest with you. I can imagine
45:31
so much, and I can and I
45:33
can and I can come up with so many
45:35
stories. You know what I've never done, No, you
45:37
know what, I've never practiced trying to
45:40
write it into trying
45:42
to write it down. I've always worked well,
45:45
I've got this idea and somebody's like, oh,
45:47
you should write it down, and I'm like, oh, no, I'm
45:49
not a writer. How would I ever know
45:52
if I don't sit down and I put the
45:54
pen to pad. Of course, just to just imagine
45:56
something you love, like in your case, would be animation
45:58
or basketball, or of imagine
46:01
all those hours you had been in a writing
46:03
class, right, you know you'd
46:05
probably be a amazing writer, right or
46:08
or or or practicing, not just sitting in a class.
46:11
It's like you said, I would
46:13
learn how to write. That doesn't necessarily mean I'd
46:15
be a great writer. I might not be great at it,
46:18
but I would be able to understand structure
46:20
and I would understand you know, how
46:23
to tell us. You would still get
46:25
way better. You would get way better even if
46:27
no matter where you're starting it, will you become of the greatest
46:30
writers of all time. No, but if you but you'd be,
46:32
you'd I guarantee you, with practice
46:34
you'd be you'd be pretty darn good.
46:37
I feel like, you know, you get you get put in a box
46:39
as a kid of the things you can and can't
46:42
do so early. And you know, for me,
46:44
that was singing. I was in grade five and Mrs
46:46
McKinnon was like, chalk girls, just mouth
46:49
the words for this performance to my sister
46:51
and I when we were singing Christmas carols in a mall
46:53
for like some school, not a fancy choir, like a school
46:55
choir. And I feel like it was like that
46:58
moment where I love nothing more than
47:00
musical theater and was
47:02
doing musical theater after school, and
47:04
it just completely shut
47:07
me down and put me in this box of like, oh, that's something
47:09
that I can't do, so I stopped working at it and
47:11
learning and trying. And
47:13
who knows where you would have gotten if you
47:15
would have kept going, You could have been at
47:17
epine. Well
47:21
you think it's you think. I remember a kid
47:23
I went to school with could not really sing
47:25
that well. He could barely hold a tune, you
47:28
know what I mean. But he could play
47:30
the piano really really well right
47:32
when he graduated. He's gone
47:35
on now to write
47:37
songs. He performs all the time.
47:39
He's an amazing artist,
47:43
you know what I mean. But I remember
47:45
when he couldn't sing. He could sing his ass
47:47
off, now, you know what I mean. My
47:49
little brother, Allow me day when he was in a band
47:52
called Imagine. When he auditioned for the band
47:54
Imagine, he uh, he
47:57
sang show tunes because that's all he knew. I
47:59
think it's all edition was something like, you know, the song
48:02
of Peter I Won't Grow Up
48:05
Mad. No. I
48:08
think that was his audition for the band,
48:11
and they were like, well, the kid can the kid can
48:13
hold a tune. Let's see if we can work with him. Now,
48:15
my little brother, he has music that he
48:17
works on all the time and he tries to get it
48:19
out and he's you know, he's doing his
48:22
thing as a musician, and he's a very
48:24
good singer and he sings, if you ask me, he sings
48:26
better than a lot of his motherfucker's out right now. But that's
48:28
just how do we how do we hear his music?
48:32
Yeah, we'll we'll shout him out at your old hommy
48:34
day. Why oh oh
48:40
l A M I d E. I think
48:42
that's it, I, you know, to be honest
48:44
with you, I wasn't expecting to shout him out like that, but
48:47
I think that's his handle on Instagram. Uh,
48:52
we'll fix it if it's not. Anyway, he
48:55
worked really hard to get where he was, so I
48:57
understand. I understand the premise.
48:59
That doesn't necessarily mean you're gonna be the
49:02
greatest. I'm just saying. I'm just
49:04
saying. An epiphany I had in my own
49:06
life, you know, in my in my twenties,
49:09
was you know, stop saying you suck
49:11
at X, Y and Z and not. It's not that
49:13
you don't, but it's because you haven't dedicated any
49:15
interest. And it comes at any time, and it becomes
49:18
it comes with interest. So the things that we're all
49:20
interested in in our own lives, our
49:22
own hobbies and things outside of being
49:24
an actor, will dedicate countless
49:26
hours too. For me, one of my hobbies
49:29
is photography. I will be online
49:31
looking at cameras and playing with new cameras,
49:34
you know, for endless hours. Now I
49:36
could be dedicating at time to something else
49:38
and get quite good at that thing. So it's
49:40
just foolish just say like, oh I suck
49:43
at that. You might, but it's it's not because you you
49:45
you it's in your bones. It's because you didn't
49:47
dedicate any commitment to time. That's
49:49
all I'm right, age and
49:52
and and that also goes for learning lines also,
49:55
yes, just putt yeah.
49:57
Donald always used to say, and always does
49:59
say, oh I can't to learn lines. That's bullshit. You were sucking
50:01
high watching basketball. That was That
50:04
was honest. That's the honest to goodness
50:06
truth. And when I stopped doing all
50:08
of that, I found that learning lines
50:10
was actually very easy to do. When
50:13
you just look, if you can't learn
50:15
it in two hours, there's something wrong, you
50:17
know what I mean? You should really think about
50:20
finding other exercises to do when
50:22
it comes to line learning. That is, it's just a matter
50:24
of practice for me. I
50:27
miss you guys too, and
50:29
you guys have been keeping me entertained and happy.
50:32
Are you really listening because we had to prove that.
50:34
I don't know if you heard the episode with Randall, but he tried to
50:36
act like he was listening and then he said three to one
50:38
and he got out in three.
50:41
No, I've been listening. I've I haven't heard
50:43
all of them. I've heard a bunch of them, and it's making me
50:46
so happy. And I can't believe how much you guys
50:48
remember. And it's so fun to just, especially
50:50
in a time like this, like go back into
50:53
that go back into that headspace.
50:55
And we had I just we had so much fun. We had
50:57
so many fucking laughs and I, um,
51:00
yeah, all of it. Like Donald
51:02
singing Stafford and Son. The other day, Um,
51:06
you know what it is, Well,
51:08
you know what it is. I was hanging out with Paul Rudd
51:10
and Alicia Silverstone and Breck and Meyer doing
51:12
a Clueless reunion like a year and a half ago
51:15
or something like that, right, And Paul said
51:17
something that was very very interesting.
51:22
He was like, we have history together,
51:24
you know what I mean. So because we have
51:27
history together, it's so easy to
51:29
fall back into where
51:32
we were when we were working
51:35
on scrubs, right he was he was saying
51:38
clueless. He was like, we had such a great
51:40
time and it was such a big opportunity
51:43
for all of us, and it turned into something so big
51:46
that when we see each other you
51:48
can't help but reminiscent feel
51:50
all of those great feelings that you had when
51:52
ship jumped off, right. I think
51:55
also, you know, when we did the show, we
51:58
didn't have all these years of knowing
52:01
just how special it really was. I
52:03
mean, we've all done plenty of
52:05
jobs since and continue to work
52:07
and will till till our dying day.
52:09
But I think when I watched these episodes
52:11
back and I talk
52:14
to you guys, and it's great seeing everyone now we're doing
52:16
the show. We see you, sorry, we saw Johnny. See we see
52:18
people that we don't see all the time. It's
52:21
it's even bring back more nostalgia for me because I'm
52:23
going, Wow, what a what a unique
52:25
time this was to not only do something for so
52:27
long, but to create this wonderful
52:29
bond with these with these people, and um,
52:31
it's you know a lot of jobs as
52:34
an actor that you do. They're fun and everyone's
52:36
cool and and it works or it doesn't, but
52:38
it isn't such a special thing where where
52:40
you have these lifelong bonds with people. It's
52:42
so true, is it was? It was? It was our
52:44
twenties right like it was our twenties. It was such a formative
52:47
time, I think too, in our lives and then
52:50
for it to be on such a
52:52
special show and yeah, like you guys are saying, like, you
52:54
know, we realize being adults, like how
52:57
fucking rare that is and to have you
52:59
know, I mean, we would we would spend it
53:02
was like you guys were talking about with Randall. It's like we
53:04
would spend sixteen twenty hours shooting.
53:06
We would go over time that people don't never do
53:08
anymore, and then we would go with the whole crew to
53:10
the Money Tree, you know on
53:12
a Friday night. We would have wine
53:15
and cheese Fridays. I mean we've literally just spent
53:18
like over hundred
53:20
hours together. And then you know, and
53:22
then are still hanging out or would hang out on the weekends,
53:24
and I mean really all lunch together.
53:26
I mean, I don't know if you guys now nowadays
53:29
on sets people are like later, but
53:34
we used to every single day for nine for
53:36
eight years, Um, have
53:38
lunch together. Yeah,
53:41
it's so, it's so um, it's
53:44
so rare. I was working on a job like a year ago, and
53:46
I just I was new there and I just grabbed
53:48
my train, went down and sat with the crew and a
53:50
couple of guys that I'd worked with years and years ago, and
53:53
somebody said like, oh, actually,
53:55
you just go to the trail. And I was like, oh, that's not how That's
53:57
not how I grew up. That's not what I enjoyed.
54:00
I um and uh it
54:02
was. Yeah. I don't know if you guys remember,
54:04
but Carrie Bennett are amazing
54:07
costume designer who hanous
54:10
scrubs. I definitely remember Carrie
54:12
Bennett. I think, oh my god, she was so great. So she
54:14
she she she'd say to me, you know, after
54:16
lunch, she was like, Sarah, um,
54:19
I don't say this, but we're running out of scrubs,
54:21
in of your scrubs, and and
54:24
we we we we just need to We're gonna give you
54:26
this art smock as a as
54:28
a Giant did and you've
54:30
got to wear it to the lunch tin. And I was like,
54:32
you're kidding me, right, Carrie, And she's like, no, no, just
54:34
like wear it and then it will protect the scrubs,
54:37
these beautiful baby blue scrubs from the chili
54:39
stain. And uh so I
54:41
did, and it was kind of humiliating, and
54:43
I was super proud. I came back from
54:45
lunch and I'm like, Carrie, and then I had
54:48
taken a quick disco nap in my dressing
54:50
room and I fell asleep on
54:52
a sharpie And so these baby
54:56
blue scrubs that were like pristine on the front
54:58
had like a sharpie stain the size of a grape
55:00
fruit on the butt. Sarah, is it okay
55:02
to tell everyone, um that
55:05
you're not necessarily the tidiest
55:08
person? Oh
55:10
my god, I forgot about that. Your
55:12
dressing room. Oh how
55:16
did you find anything? And never?
55:18
You've never seen anything like it? People, Oh,
55:23
come along, Well,
55:26
I don't know, do you guys? Remember I moved dressing rooms because
55:28
I was between your two dressing rooms at the right
55:30
end of the hallway. And then in whatever
55:32
season that Heather Graham came on, she was
55:35
coming for eight episodes, and they
55:38
made her a really nice dressing room. They brought in like new
55:40
carpeting and they painted. They brought in this cute little
55:42
couch and it was smaller than it
55:44
was so pretty, And so when she left
55:46
they let me have it. So I ended up switching over
55:49
the Heather's dressing up. They
55:51
fixed up a dressing room because he Their Graham
55:53
was coming, and then when she left, you were like, can I have
55:55
it? And they were like sure, like, it's so funked up. After
55:57
all this time, you didn't get that dressing room, but that you
56:00
moved across the hall. That's right, you moved to the other
56:03
side. Oh but okay, yes
56:05
I did. And And as more
56:07
proof that I've been listening to your podcast, Johnny
56:09
C. I was laughing so hard. He was like, it
56:12
was like, remember how
56:14
we each got fifteen hundred dollars from Disney every
56:17
year to improve our dressing rooms. I was like, hell
56:19
no, I
56:22
remember just going there. Remember I remember going
56:24
into Donald didn't have much to core and
56:27
he would just like like whatever, whatever
56:29
the latest video game system and the controllers
56:31
everywhere, and then and then
56:34
Sarah looked like exploded.
56:39
There was just like shit everywhere.
56:42
Kind of was a teenager. I mean when I look fact
56:44
of those episodes, we were babies, like yeah,
56:46
but you were you weren't a teenager kid.
56:51
And then your your dressing room
56:53
looked like fucking you would walk in and it would smell
56:55
good, you had freaking art on the wall
56:58
and ship like that. I was there. I
57:00
was there my whole life. I thought it had to be a little bit nice.
57:02
But I want everyone to realize these
57:04
are still hospital rooms. Okay, these are
57:06
small hospital rooms that basically
57:09
just had some I keya furniture and a fresh
57:11
coat of paint, but still have changed
57:14
your ship up a little bit more than just I keya
57:16
furniture. Like they
57:19
were like, Zach, here's your room, and you were like, no, we
57:21
gotta fix it. Hold on now, hold hold on. Where
57:23
did you get this? Where did you get this furniture from Kia?
57:26
No? No, no, no, We're gonna have to get pottery barn. Like
57:28
you. It
57:31
was not as nice as pottery barn. It
57:34
was. I think it was all rental ship. So every
57:36
year they bring you in like how about this couch and
57:38
be like no, And then you
57:41
go to the differenttal house and be like how about this one.
57:43
It was just like I'm
57:45
learning so much. I never got the
57:47
fite hunter Johnny so had
57:50
someone. I never had someone say how about this couch? I
57:52
was just whatever coach was in there till I took Heather Glam's
57:54
right. I mean, in my defense, I was there the most
57:57
hours of the day, so I did.
57:59
I did like I'm gonna need to nap, so
58:02
I'm gonna I do remember saying. I do
58:04
remember going up to somebody and being like, listen,
58:06
I don't want to be a pain in the ass or anything like that.
58:09
But my couch is made
58:11
out of like, uh, it's
58:13
like Dan Durry or whatever this ship
58:15
is, and it's really hard on my face
58:18
and it's really hot. Is there a way we could
58:20
find something that's a little bit more cooler? Uh?
58:23
And and not cooler like uh,
58:26
like aesthetically cooler, but
58:28
cooler like keeps your body cool cooler.
58:32
I don't want you to be a pain in the ass, but is there any way
58:34
this could happen? And I remember them being like him,
58:37
let me talk to somebody about this.
58:39
We'll see you're talking. Maybe
58:45
Zack's like, they would be like, here's a couch. When you think
58:47
of this couch? No, okay, what about this?
58:50
You should have been like, you should be like Heather Graham
58:53
would like me to have a nicer couch. Okay,
58:59
guys, that's the show. So I hope you enjoyed
59:01
taking this trip down memory lane. UM,
59:05
go to my Twitter and recommend
59:07
more stories that you enjoy. We've
59:09
already had great suggestions for just categories.
59:12
Someone wanted to see all of the first
59:15
times that people like the
59:17
question We ask everybody when they first come on the show,
59:19
is when did you first get involved in scrubs?
59:21
So maybe I'll do a compilation of that.
59:24
I've gotten a request for all of Donald's
59:26
wraps. I might try to do that. There's
59:28
a ton of options in here. I already
59:30
know I want to do one of just the youths.
59:34
You know. Obviously we're gonna put Zack's
59:36
bar Mitzvah story and the time
59:39
maybe he found that special massager
59:42
Um. Donald has great
59:44
stories from you know, being
59:46
a kid dancing in front of the Fame
59:48
School. So let me know which stories
59:50
you guys want to hear, and I'll try to make
59:52
a couple of compilations. I know you miss our
59:55
two week drops. Of course, Back and Donald
59:57
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They're great content that listen. I've
1:00:02
heard some behind the scenes things. I can't talk about
1:00:04
it here, but you guys are gonna
1:00:06
love what's coming down the pipeline, so it's totally
1:00:09
worth it. I'm just gonna have to dig deep
1:00:11
and work really hard to keep trying to entertain
1:00:13
you. Re illuminate some of the things
1:00:15
we have forgotten. Like I said, I forgot
1:00:17
some of these stories existed, so it's been a fun journey
1:00:20
for me. If you guys have suggestions, you can
1:00:22
hit me up on Twitter or Instagram,
1:00:24
DM me, whatever, and I'll
1:00:26
try to put something together you guys like. Until
1:00:28
then, please, you know, hang out with us,
1:00:31
join us Sex Tuesday. We've got another great show
1:00:33
for you. I really started to bring it to you. And of
1:00:35
course, as always, thank
1:00:38
you so much for listening. Thank you for just being
1:00:40
here and being a light in our lives. Thank you for
1:00:42
everyone show up to the live show. We
1:00:44
have another one in the work, so get ready for
1:00:47
that. I think that's
1:00:49
everything. Okay, have a great
1:00:51
weekend. I love you guys. By You're
1:00:58
so sorry. By sure,
1:01:01
we made about
1:01:03
a bunch of docs and nurses and a
1:01:05
janitor who loved me. Here I said, he's
1:01:07
the stories natural should
1:01:10
know. So gather
1:01:13
around you. Here are gather
1:01:15
around you, here are expected for watch
1:01:18
your winds and then
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