You've been served, Michigan!

The attention you ordered was a grease-soaked bag of hamburgers carrying a three-year probationary period. Just wait until the monkey's out of the bottle with regards to the sign-stealing scandal.

Pandora doesn't go back in the box, Coach Prime. He only comes out! More and more players are getting out of Dodge in Boulder like somebody pulled the plug on the groovy tunes, man, at a South Park Music Festival.

What do you mean, the battery's dead, Mario Cristobal? For over $22 million in '22, you'd think we'd get more than five wins out of the Miami head coach. Talk radio and not taking knees will put multiple full-grown men to sleep in the woods somewhere.

John Buhler (Staff Writer, FanSided.com) successfully avoided the heat-seeking missiles, foxes, bloodhounds and barracudas that got the best of Cody Williams (Senior Editor, FanSided.com) out there in the Santa Fe desert. No, Yams did not get run over by a Daewoo, so he will be back on the program for Monday's show.
 
Enjoy Buhler doing his best Dale Denton and Jeff Goldblum impressions as he rocks onto Electric Avenue in this Pineapple Express/4-20 episode of some False Start!