So we got banned from Only Fans for being too outrageous. Their loss is your gain, though, as now we're giving you all the bonus bollocks recorded for them, to you, for FREE! 

First up, Bez from Happy Mondays tells us about his first E at the Hacienda in Manchester before the property developers turned the city into a mini-Dubai. He's off his fucking head, Bez!

Check out more bonkers stories from your favourite celebrity blokes who didn't anticipate two scummy lads from Wigan digging up their worst revelations and spewing them out all over the world wide web, forever, in the FFT archives below! Email us at [email protected] with your own celebrity shockers. 

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