Ray is in rare form today. We discuss Ray's stealing problem. A listener sent in a pair of underwear and they are pretty large and stinky. We bought Ray a pair of Gene Simmons boxers from China, Ray wants to open a record store. Ray spent 2K on KISS crap. Ray wants to be a QVC host. We discuss what would happen if Ray's house caught on fire. Ray wants to fake his death, and more!