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My dad: so we have the neighbor across the street, he’s an elderly man (he’s retired) and the man next-door to him, he’s elderly as well, Obviously they don’t hear well, so the one old man asked the other:

Man one: Hey, what are you doing?

(And the old man goes)

Man two: I’m looking for shrubs.

(and he’s like)

Man one: You’re looking for drugs?!

(he’s like)

Man two: No! Shrubs*!

(he’s like)

Man one: What?!

Man two: I’m looking for shrubs!!!!

Man one: Why are you looking for drugs!?

Man two: I said shrubs!!!! Not drugs-

My dad: And that’s it he walked away, and he mumbled to himself:

Man two: Why would I be looking for drugs in the yard...

My dad: And that’s what happens when two elderly men, that don’t hear well-... that’s the type of conversation they have.