He's back like a broken boomerang in the jaws of a drewling mastiff terrier. Covered in bite marks and spittle this chipped and battered specimen has returned like that unpleasant fruitcake that was overcooked at Aunty Mildreds on Sunday. Tired of people saying "if you need to talk" when you always do but don't want to put a downer on things? Then join me as I climb a broken ladder of dreams to budge that pigeon shit build-up in the gutter of life's expectations. #screwhashtags www.tohellwithsocialmediasheeplikenonesense.hell