G1 begs Santa for an early Christmas gift which will probably be ignored. The greybeard also shares his favorite fantasy football maxims with the league after suffering a major letdown during the first week of the playoffs.

King Thomas is dissected but not drawn and quartered. Want to be a champ? We show you how as we enter the Kingdom of Thomas.

The boys from Fayettenam wrap up the show with their picks while picking on Toga Yoga for not showing up for last week's contest.