The boys discuss how the promotion clubs have started the season, will Everton stun the top six, can Chelsea win the league and, most importantly, is Jack Wilshere as good as Andrea Pirlo? AJ lists the England players that could’ve been, he reviews The Shining (and its numerous hidden themes), Jake pitches a Gervais-Merchant-Boyle extravaganza and there’s a shock in the Crisp World Cup qualifier. There’s huge news in Challenge AJ, Jake presents tedious MEGA Champions League trivia and finally the time has come for AJ’s Eyes Wide Shut conspiracy theory.