This is the episode I wanted. PJ, came on this episode to review a movie for me! (and you I guess) When you listen, I hope you let me know if you were won over. You'll see how I land at the end of it all so maybe we'll match up on that, but who

Sucked Dry ( Short Audio Book)

Jul 29th, 2022 46m 51s

So, if you can figure out all the things that went wrong in this recording, you'll win a prize. The easy one is I mispronounced "proboscis" consistently. This is a short piece of horror fiction I penned while going through a writing phase. It i

Art, Both Paleo and Non, w/ Benji Paysnoe

Jul 15th, 2022 1h 25m

The fabulous Paleo-artist of the Arizona Museum of Natural History is back on the show! We of course talk a bit about dinosaurs, because how could you not? But, we also touch upon movies, artistic integrity, remakes, sequels, and so much more

Three Wishes

Jul 13th, 2022 16m 15s

What we have here is a short story I wrote some time back. It's kinda short, kinda funny, and maybe even worth your time to take a listen! Thanks for your continued support!~Dave

Alternate Subjects: The Fire Sale

Jul 8th, 2022 14m 17s

Okay, so, I threw this together in literally no time so it might suck. This is my first shot at an audio-book that I also wrote, so the whole thing might be bad from dick to dome. I have like 12 more, so you may have to go through this a dozen

Poopiwan Kanoopi (The Last Dinosaur Review)

Jul 1st, 2022 1h 28m

So, the title kinda tells you what you are in for. I had simple plans of simple jokes and simple review. The review did happen, the conclusion was achieved, however, it was sandwiched in between two slices of crazy bread, and I didn't get it

Car J, and a Fuzzy Seat

Jun 24th, 2022 1h 32m

The man, the myth, the legend himself is back on the program! RJ and I go over the mechanics of the movie Cars, (no pun intended), the trials and tribulations of using a public restroom, and finally have some hot takes on video games, and other

The Shadow in the Attic: A Critique

Jun 3rd, 2022 1h 9m

This episode we are breaking apart the short story, The Shadow in the Attic mostly written by August Derleth and somewhat... maybe... a little... by H.P. Lovecraft. It is from a wildly different time, but still clinging on to familiar places

Chains of Iron and Gold

May 27th, 2022 1h 3m

In this episode we continue on with similar themes that we discussed in the 80/20 episode. We all have the control we seek, but is it something we want to accept? Before you came to me bound in chains of iron, now I see you bound within chain

Cat Buttholes and Janitor Shots

May 20th, 2022 1h 26m

By now, if you are familiar with this show, you know RJ and I often spin out into some crazy areas. This show is no different, which you may have picked up on by the title. This was really fun and we even come up with a great plan for our Kille

It’s a Conspiracy! w/ Baked Salmon

May 6th, 2022 1h 38m

He's back, and we are talking conspiracies! Baked Salmon is one of the most interesting characters in this shows history and so, of course, I had to wrangle him into an episode about this wild topic. I thought we'd diverge along the way, but

#theeternalblink

Apr 22nd, 2022 1h 28m

Look at whats we have here! This is something I've been looking forward to for a while and finally the stars aligned. RJ Snax and PJ StatusFooo are double teaming this episode and for my money it doesn't disappoint. This is a typical FFOP epi

80% Out of My Mind

Apr 15th, 2022 1h 23m

This is an episode semi heavy on the philosophy of choice and power. PJ is a great guest when it comes to these matters and I think you'll see why. We all double speak, we all claim things are okay, and we all say the fight is worth the medal..

Laundry Like a Rock Star w/ Popeye Vogelsang

Apr 1st, 2022 1h 28m

Good friend of the show is finally back to have some fun! Popeye is back and as usual we are talking about seemingly mundane things, but, never fear gentle listener. Have I ever let you down before? (Don't answer that) Take a listen and see wha

Jamie Savage: The ARG

Mar 23rd, 2022 1h

What an episode we have for you this time around. Moderator Kayla came to town for a little vacay and so of course we had to have her on the show to break that seal. You may have guessed this already, but I did most of the talking. I'd like to

The BSN: Baked Shopping Network

Mar 18th, 2022 1h 34m

This episode is the Mandela Effect in action. Even though Baked Salmon has been on the show before, all 3 people involved completely forgot about it, so please excuse some ground re-treading. However, this episode is jammed packed with fun stuf

For the Price of a Soul?

Mar 4th, 2022 1h 9m

This is a return of the proper classic FFOP Radio. Adam and Andy are back and we are talking nonsense. Also, please tell me which camera you'd choose. I think they both got it wrong.~Dave

A Man in a Canoe w/ Dirty Randy

Feb 25th, 2022 1h 32m

This is yet another in a long line of strange trips... Randy and I sit down to have a simple discussion upon the matter of vampire biology, only to then diverge into zombies, art, brand loyalty, and a few other disconnected topics. But, lets me

H.P. LoVathas

Feb 18th, 2022 1h 7m

Friend of the show, and proprietor in his own right, Vathas is on the show to go over all kinds of stuff... alright mostly Lovecraft. You will also, no doubt, be caught off guard by the extra curriculars that Vathas indulges in... All that asid

Tackle & Growl with a Murder Camera

Feb 11th, 2022 1h 24m

RJ rejoins the crew in this episode for a classic as far as he is concerned. This episode is all over the road but i think you'll find some really compelling points, made by me, about the dynamics of the mousers from TMNT. Also, never go anywhe

True Crime: Alan’s Dark Imagination

Feb 4th, 2022 1h 14m

Alan Gauthreaux of True Crime: Man's Dark Imagination joins me for this really fun episode. We talk about a few things that scratch a few itches for yours truly. True crime and vintage material are mixed in the pot for this show and on Alan's

Kumate! w/ Sensei Emmett

Jan 28th, 2022 50m 53s

Can one man take on 100 others? Or, 20 others 5 times? Sensei Emmett has taken on such a challenge! Back on the show again, our Irish fighter comes on to talk training, this big fight, and of course you know I snuck in some pop culture martial

Harry and the PJendersons

Jan 21st, 2022 1h 51m

It's finally here. PJ and I sit down and talk at length about, maybe the most watchable movie since the 1990 TMNT Movie, Harry and the Hendersons. Of course, and as usual, this baby runs a long time and given more time, I would have let it stre

Mathew II: Blades of Flow (Reunited and Feeling Good)

Jan 7th, 2022 1h 29m

We love it when friends return to the show to have some more fun, and this is no exception. Mathew Blades, my buddy from radio and podcasts of his own, is back to talk big picture stuff. Living in the middle of life is the best place to be, and

Del’s Pitiful Destroyed Toe with Baked Salmon

Dec 31st, 2021 1h 30m

This is a big and a fun one. I got my new buddy, Baked Salmon, from his hilarious YouTube channel on this episode and this one scratches a long standing itch with me. We are men of TCAP and as such, this will be a semi-introduction to the conte