Disney sold us on the idea that some rich hot man was going to roll up on his horse, give us his AmEx card, and solve all of our problems. Sick of waiting for her own singing crustacean band, Shu Yi, shares her story of past relationships, heart break, and how she learned to love herself. She also seldom gets drunk people to serenade to her outside her window, which is 100x better than a singing Jamaican lobster.