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slight
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pause, which I think I didn't enjoy. The
2:03
Bolt and Brainiac is a better nickname than the Vixen, isn't
2:05
it? I think so, yeah. I mean, fewer
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connotations are going through people's bins. Not
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no connotations are going through people's bins,
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but fewer. You've got a book out, so you've got 15 seconds
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to plug it, starting now. It's all about quizzes,
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and I think you even get a mention in it, Rick, because
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you did a quiz, didn't you? Yes, I did.
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Well, there you go. You're a guest on our podcast, Fingers on Buzzers,
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and that is also the title of the book, and it's
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a good lesson, and it's a real good read.
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That was the 15
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seconds, and you used them admirably. I was going
2:32
to give you some extra seconds as soon as you said I was in it. Next
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up, a man who's fighting to a day of use five years ago next
2:37
month, and on for the 13th
2:40
time, but hasn't won a fighting talk since 2019.
2:44
The wheels have never been on, frankly. Actor and Arsenal fan
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Jake Wood. Yeah. Hello, talk. Morning,
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Rick, how are you? Yeah, I'm good,
2:51
thank you. Oh, stats are not good, are they? No,
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and they're absolutely miserable, sorry to
2:55
say it. We can't really talk about
2:57
the outcome, because certainly it's been on telly,
3:00
but the last time we were together, Jake
3:02
was on Celebrity Catch Break. Yeah, I was going to mention
3:04
that, Rick. Yeah. Yeah, say what you see.
3:07
Yeah, so we are, I mean, we're leading glamorous lives is what
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I'm saying. That was a good day,
3:11
that, wasn't it? My brain was hurting at the end of
3:13
that. I've got to admit, it was like three
3:15
hours of looking at this screen with this, I don't
3:17
know what that, what is that thing? Mr. Chips.
3:20
No, what is it? I don't know what it is. What is
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it? It's Mr. Chips. Yeah, come on. I was dreaming about
3:24
that thing. Well,
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I'm glad to remind you. Well,
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it's nice to have you on. Yeah, lovely feedback. I'll try
3:32
and make sure that your brain hurts by the end of it. On
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for show number 36. 18 years
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ago this week, he made his Fighting
3:40
Talk debut. Right now, that span
3:42
makes him the fifth longest serving panellist
3:45
in Fighting Talk history, behind
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Brady, Oldroyd, Mills and Kelner. His 12
3:50
Fighting Talk wins have come under six different
3:52
hosts. However, he
3:54
has not won any of his five previous appearances on
3:57
recorded versions of the show, including, thankfully, an unbelievable
3:59
amount of time. broadcasted DTI effort
4:01
about having Mike Tyson round for Christmas dinner. Comic
4:04
and Bristol City fan Mark Watson. I
4:07
said what I said. And we couldn't broadcast
4:09
it. That was the problem with that. That
4:11
was exactly the problem. Yes, erm...
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I mean, those statistics made
4:16
me feel very old indeed. First time I did Fightin'
4:19
Talk, the questions were things like, will Nigel Clough
4:21
be as good as Brian in the forest, actually?
4:25
Should we persist with the orange ball in snowy
4:27
conditions? The answer to that, of course, is yes.
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Yeah, that should never have gone away. How
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were you adjusting to life as a viral sensation? Remained
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the same man you always knew, Rick. I get up in
4:37
the morning, have a cup of tea, put my trousers on, sometimes
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it's the other way around. Yeah,
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getting up is always the first bit, though. No, I remain
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the same boy that Fightin' Talk listeners
4:46
have always known. Again, though, this is my first time
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under Edwards, as it were. So,
4:51
just looking forward to seeing how you compare
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to the many, many other custodians that
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I see. Oh, yeah, well, please do rank
4:58
me against the other custodians, I'd love that. I
5:00
love how the wheels don't come off, as I always say. Let's
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go, we will start with this.
5:07
So, a corner, in it comes, and it's Clanche
5:09
headed in! Harry Kane
5:12
may have got a touch of the defender on the way
5:14
in. It's an own goal, it's an Etanasoff
5:17
own goal, but it is North Macedonia 1, England 1.
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Absolutely thrilling stuff. Gareth Southgate admitted
5:22
this week that reducing the squad back down to 23 players
5:25
for the next year's Euros means we can
5:27
take far fewer gambles. So,
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let's give Gareth a gamble worth taking
5:32
next summer. Jay? I think
5:34
he should play Aaron Ramsdale, even if Aaron
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Ramsdale is not playing as much as he
5:39
should for Arsenal. He should take a gamble
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on him, because I think the whole situation is, as
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an Arsenal fan, it's quite frankly
5:48
puzzling. He's got two first keepers,
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isn't he? He's going to rotate
5:52
the setter, and he hasn't done that. I
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just feel really bad for Ramsdale, he's done nothing wrong, he's
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a fan favourite, we love him there, he's so passionate. you
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know for the club and and
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he's sitting there on the bench he doesn't look happy does
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he Ramsdale and then and then you get Gareth putting the
6:07
boot in saying look if he's not playing he's got no chance
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of playing for England it's
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just it's all gone so wrong in such
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a short space of time
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and you know he doesn't
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look happy he doesn't know I'm getting a bit I'm
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getting a touch of the Ramsdale's yeah listen
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Gareth needs to every place for Arsenal and not
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he should put him in there don't worry about Jordan Pickbury
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he's better than Jordan Mark well
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that lad of Tannes off who scored the equaliser against North Macedonia
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looks worth a go well
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if we're talking gambles Gareth could do England
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not to get out of the groups is 12 to 1 but I don't think he's
6:43
allowed to do that I would say I'm
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really not in the spirit if I talk but I agree
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with the agree with the Ramsdale point
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I would say, fans
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gate, of course you knew that was
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going I do know but I wanted it on the record that Ramsdale
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has been harshly treated something
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bigger I think every
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time Southgate announces a squad no matter who
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is not in it or isn't it everyone complains
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Southgate should ignore
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all that where he needs to start taking more gambles
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is in game he needs to make bolder
7:13
substitutions I would say Southgate's one
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floor manager is too scared to influence
7:17
the outcome of games too scared to change the pattern
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so I think don't worry about taking you
7:22
know these Maguire Henderson all these unpopular
7:24
choices stick to your guns but then he just needs
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to be more flexible when
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the chips are down that is what separates Southgate
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from from glory I'm always so
7:33
surprised when someone gives like a reasonable I've got
7:35
a nother long day especially
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me I know 20 years of talking complete crap
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on this show but just now and again I show another
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side it's a real yeah
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real pleasure to see it Jenny
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yeah I think he's gonna have to take
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some gambles I can seem betting on a bit of youth
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I mean Gerald Quonser hasn't looked
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at a place at Liverpool and Jerry
7:56
Brantway could get a call up because
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you know the going to
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be an injury crisis so I think
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adding a bit of quality depth is
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going to be important but he also
8:07
needs to avoid playing it safe and
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leave a certain talismanic team member
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at home. He needs to take a bet on
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fashion darling while the waistcoat
8:17
may be imbued with very good fortune
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it's a safe bet but it's going to be too warm
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and sticky in Germany's continental
8:23
climate for that. He needs to
8:26
think outside of his comfort zone so get
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very fashionable. Grunge, Corey,
8:30
very nargariff so maybe some
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faggy clad trousers and a moth-eaten beanie.
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The Canadian tuxedo is
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still very popular double denim maybe
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triple denim maybe quadruple but
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I'm going to advise him to
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bet on the hottest men's fashion trend of
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the moment that the skirt not
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the kilt the skirt even
8:51
John Cena has been seen in
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a skirt. Gareth take that fashion
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gamble just make sure you moisturise
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your legs first. Paul
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my thoughts for Gareth's gamble is much
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more simple and straightforward. I think
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Gareth should play football
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given the way that England
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team have been performing against the might of
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Malta and North Macedonia. I'm
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not going to say golden generation
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even though English people like to claim every
9:19
generation is a golden generation but he has
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got some incredible footballers
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most of them stolen from Ireland. Declan
9:27
Rice, Jack Grealish,
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even Harry Kean, Fallis and
9:32
Gollway he should have been playing for Ireland what team that would
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have been but leaving that aside
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with all of these players just play some football
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Gareth don't be so English unbuttoned up
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have a go at doing what
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it is that people pay to go and see rather
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than passing it side by side and playing six defences
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midfielders or whatever it is you've decided.
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Now slightly disappointingly for you you're
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about to lose a point for the
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simple reason that when you first said that I thought
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you meant bring himself on to play. Yeah.
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I wish I liked the idea of, but you didn't mean
10:02
that, so you lost a point. I certainly did not mean
10:04
that. I don't want to know the point of that.
10:07
Fine. It's gone. You're
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back down to zero. Question
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done. We'll move then. Come on. Very
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early. It's question two. It comes
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from you, the listeners. Hello,
10:19
Harry Heath. Hello, hello. Good morning.
10:22
How are you, Harry? You're all good? All good,
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yes, yes, yes. All ready, ready to go. That's where I like
10:26
to hear you. Your intro song actually relates to your question. Right. So
10:29
come on, eh? What is your question, Harry? So, in
10:31
the world of NFL, with Mr. Taylor Swift, aka Travis Kelsey, and
10:33
his brother Jason releasing this cover of Fairy Tale of New
10:35
York in Time for Christmas, with lyrics including, You're handsome,
10:37
you're pretty, you're the king of
10:39
South Philly. So, in
10:42
the world of NFL, with Mr.
10:45
Taylor Swift, aka Travis Kelsey,
10:47
and his brother Jason, releasing
10:49
this cover of Fairy Tale of New York in
10:51
Time for Christmas, with lyrics including,
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You're handsome, you're pretty, you're the king of
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South Philly. Which two people from
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the world of sport would you like to see team
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up to sing a festive chartopper, and
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what short song should they sing? Good
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luck.
11:06
Thanks very much, Harry,
11:08
for the luck in particular. I mean, the first
11:10
thing to note is that I don't hate it. I
11:13
really don't hate it. Paul. There
11:16
is only one duo on one track.
11:19
We have to have Roy King
11:21
and Mika Richards together. And
11:24
when they get together, they are going to record,
11:26
maybe it's cold outside. And
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it doesn't really matter who takes
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which part, because whoever does it,
11:34
it is going to be weird. If it is
11:36
Mika trying to bring Roy back saying, I'll
11:39
put some records on while I pour. That
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is really, really uncomfortable. And if
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it's Roy flipping that round, that's even worse.
11:46
So that is the record that we have to hear. Yeah,
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good luck beating that. Mark. Well,
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in fact, Paul's already said there was only one track and one answer.
11:53
So we're done. Yeah. I'd
11:56
quickly like to say, I think the fairytale
11:58
New York situation is out of control. now we need
12:00
I know you say you didn't mind the song this version I think
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there should be an emergency five-year
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freeze on anyone doing any more versions of it it's
12:07
out of control Christmas is
12:09
a time for sort of patching up old sort
12:11
of animosities and drawing a line
12:13
under things I'd like to see Venger and Ferguson team
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up and specifically I'd like to see
12:18
them do Rockin' Around the Christmas tree. Do you
12:20
remember the Kim Wild
12:22
and Mel Smith version of Rockin' Around the Christmas tree? Of course.
12:24
Little bits of banter I'd like to see them recreate
12:27
not just the video but the banter or
12:29
I love to pull a cracker looks like you already have that
12:31
sort of thing. It's
12:35
very hard to imagine us in being a celebrating Christmas you
12:37
can't see him in a jumper you can't see
12:39
him sort of just idling with a sherry but
12:41
this is I'd love to see the video and
12:45
I'd love to see them embark on a Robson and Jerome
12:47
esque long term calling partnership
12:49
yeah. Is he your thing in full album? Yeah
12:51
I'll give you a point. In time yeah yeah I'm happy
12:54
to see it. Jenny.
12:56
One of the all-time festive bangers
12:58
has to be I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday
13:01
by Wizard confronted by Roy Wood.
13:03
I'm picturing the band being joined by another Roy,
13:06
Roy Hobson. You can picture
13:08
it can't you? He's got his wig, his purple
13:10
shades, fake snow everywhere.
13:11
She's quite easy to picture
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yeah. Yeah.
13:15
And he goes okay kids okay
13:17
you lot take it and then the quiet
13:19
kids the young Crystal Palace side
13:21
come in in 442
13:22
obviously and take
13:24
the bridge led
13:27
by guest choir boy, voice of an angel,
13:29
little Joey Cole in his Pundra uniform
13:32
which does look like a cross between something from Peaky
13:34
Blinders the musical and a Dickensian Urchin which
13:36
seems very festive to me. Let the bells
13:39
ring out for Christmas.
13:39
Jake. I like
13:42
that I would like to see the Gibraltar manager
13:44
Julio Cesar Rebath do a duet
13:47
with his captain Roy Cipollina and
13:49
I'd love to see them sing the John Prine
13:51
seminal 1973 Christmas hit
13:54
Christmas in Prison. That's
13:56
where the Gibraltar team need to be in it after
13:58
they lost 14-0 to France. and then they lost 6-0 to
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the Netherlands about three days later. It probably
14:03
would be that hard to get them to do that either. Yeah, it's
14:05
the only realistic one we've heard. We'll
14:08
give them a call after this. Harry,
14:13
I imagine you're still there. Who
14:15
are you going to award the bonus points to? Well,
14:18
the tough one, I think my Spurs
14:21
loyalty probably means I can't give it to
14:23
Mark with Arsenal on the track. I
14:25
didn't have that information at the time. Apologies,
14:28
apologies. As a quizzer, I
14:30
probably should go with Jenny, but I think the vision
14:32
of Roy and Mika
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singing our way together, I think it's
14:37
the stuff of nightmares or dreams, but I think it's going
14:39
to get the points. Yeah, I think that's
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a very good call from you, Harry. Thanks very much for
14:44
your question. All right,
14:46
cheers. Have a good day. Likewise,
14:49
very polite man, Harry, I thought. Question
14:51
number three then, a big
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night of boxy in December with a bill including Anthony
14:56
Joshua and Deonce Wilder not fighting each
14:58
other. All takes place in boxing's
15:01
sentimental birthplace, Saudi Arabia.
15:03
And promoter Eddie Hearn says, boxing is
15:06
in the best place it's ever been. But
15:08
which sport is currently in its worst
15:11
place? Jake. I would say, listen,
15:13
I'm going to say boxing. Boxing is in the
15:15
worst place ever, Rick. I mean,
15:18
listen, there's been one heavyweight title
15:20
fight this year, that was Uzzik versus
15:22
Dubois. I think it's the first time that's ever happened
15:25
since about, well, sometime in
15:27
the 50s. No one wants to fight each
15:29
other. You've got this perforation
15:31
of Saudi money. So unless they're getting
15:33
hundreds of millions, they feel like they're being underpaid.
15:36
You've got the rise of misfits boxing YouTubers,
15:38
which is quite frankly a joke. And...
15:41
Yeah, I mean, if
15:45
you get Chris Eubank Jr. and Conor Ben,
15:47
for example, if or if Fury AJ ever
15:49
happens, these fights are going to happen out in Saudi Arabia. They're
15:51
not going to happen over here, where they should be. So
15:54
listen, I know everyone is making a lot of money in boxing.
15:56
Eddie Hearn is obviously happy. He's very
15:58
smiley.
15:59
I think for a real boxing fan, I
16:02
think boxing is not in the best place. Absolutely.
16:05
Bang on. He looks like a Cheshire cat. Um,
16:07
Mark.
16:08
See, I was going to say that, and I was also going to say the Ramster
16:11
thing. Jake is right in my head here. He's in
16:13
my head. I feel like I've been man-marked at every
16:15
corner. Because
16:17
it is true, this thing of like, they won't bite each other because they hate
16:20
each other too much. It's like, well, one way of sorting that out is
16:22
traditionally to punch each other. But, OK, fine. If
16:26
we're talking about sports that are in a poor way, though, I'd say
16:28
rugby, club rugby union in this
16:30
country is a huge thing. In fact, you can lose three
16:33
teams from the top division to
16:35
financial problems. And it's sort of been quietly
16:37
going along for a long time. There's
16:39
multiple problems. As soon as you get clubs in, like,
16:41
Wasp going to Coventry, London Irish
16:44
moving around, this is a long-term consequence
16:46
of clubs moving away from their fan base. But also, rugby.
16:49
And I love rugby. I've taken a lot of stick
16:51
for that over the years on Fighting Talk. But it doesn't quite
16:54
make enough money to support the professional
16:56
structure we've got at the moment. So, basically, I have
16:59
to say to go into serious monetary again, Rick, that
17:01
someone needs to shake up rugby. There are a few
17:04
in all sorts of trouble. I do like it when you
17:06
do your funny answers as well, just so you know. It's a bit of fun.
17:08
I've got it all in my locker, Rick. You
17:11
lose a point of bragging. Jenny. Robbed.
17:15
With Saudi Arabia hosting the bouts, I
17:17
do think that ethically, boxing
17:19
is, I agree, in probably
17:21
the worst place it's ever been.
17:22
Stop agreeing with everyone. Hi!
17:26
That's a general point for all of me.
17:28
There is a more toxic environment. There's
17:30
an artificial city filled with tourists, the mafia
17:33
and artificial people. Formula One
17:35
tying themselves to the crux and sleaze of
17:37
Las Vegas hasn't quite paid
17:39
off, destroying, as it has, a multi-million
17:42
pound room broom with a rogue manhole cover.
17:45
It sounds like the state of roads in Bolton, to be honest.
17:49
Geographically, it's in a terrible place, but also
17:51
Formula One's having an existential
17:53
crisis. Identity crisis. What
17:55
is it these days? Is it a sport? Is
17:58
it a global
17:58
entertainment road shape?
17:59
Or is it a content farm for drag to
18:02
survive? Who knows? No, it's
18:04
a hobby, isn't it? There
18:06
we go. But Jake has spoken. If
18:09
you wanted the answer, there it is. We
18:11
need to stop agreeing, but yes. We're allowed to
18:13
answer each other's rhetorical questions. Yeah,
18:15
it's not a sport, it's a hobby, isn't it? Driving. Driving
18:18
around in your multi-million pound from from. Paul.
18:22
I think high level top of pyramid
18:24
football. It is in a crisis
18:27
moment. So much Saudi money has made
18:29
it so that every piece
18:32
of contract negotiation has got a
18:34
file amount of money. Nobody knows who's going
18:36
where. Multi-club ownership, not just in
18:38
Saudi, but beyond with American owners
18:40
buying up things in Europe. With
18:44
British owners buying up in France and
18:46
in Britain.
18:47
Major clubs are getting point stocked. I know they
18:49
do that in Italy just as a matter of course. But now
18:51
it's coming into the Premier League. And
18:53
the World Cup. The World Cup is going to
18:55
be 48 teams next time. 48 teams, 16
18:58
cities. It's so long.
19:01
Nobody's quite sure when it's going to start. It's sort of
19:03
some time in June, maybe, might end in
19:05
July. It's like the cricket World Cup. It's
19:08
becoming matin-terminable. I think high level
19:10
football is in a serious problem. Anyone
19:12
want to agree with that? No, we don't dare.
19:15
Good, good. You learned it. We stopped ourselves even from nodding
19:17
in the studio. Right then, the score's Jenny.
19:19
It's pretty tight. Jenny's
19:24
got nine. Mark is on
19:26
ten and Tyde... Well, no, actually
19:28
Mark is Tyde before, to be fair, on ten. And Jake
19:30
is out in the lead on 11. I've
19:42
been saying for quite a few weeks I want that bed to just
19:44
be about five seconds shorter. But no one
19:46
listens to me. The way
19:48
I'm doing it, I'm quite passive aggressively,
19:51
not feeling the time. At some point,
19:53
someone will make it shorter. That's my
19:55
plan. Okay, a quick one. Man
19:58
City take on Liverpool this lunchtime. I want
20:00
to know if you have to be stuck in a lift with either Pep or Jurgen,
20:02
which manager would you prefer to spend
20:05
quality time with? And it is
20:07
a quickie. Paul.
20:09
Jurgen.
20:10
Every Liverpool fan and loads of people say
20:12
he's a lovely guy, I want to get into a lift
20:14
and then see how lovely he is by mumbling.
20:17
When he says, what floor do you want to go to,
20:19
I want to go... He
20:23
will get so annoyed and then we will
20:25
see the veneer crack and the teeth close
20:28
in. Jurgen mumbling was your
20:30
first... But do you think Pep
20:32
would respond better to the mumbling? I think he
20:35
might think that I'm talking tactics. He'd go, yes,
20:37
yes! Jenny.
20:41
I think the location is absolutely key. If
20:43
it was a dinner party, it would definitely be
20:45
Klopp. Because I think at worst,
20:48
he would definitely clear the table and
20:51
he would load that dishwasher
20:52
with immaculate precision. But I'm thinking...
20:54
With a mike press. With a mike press. Waiting
20:57
in comfort.
20:58
Waiting in comfort until the lift gets repaired.
21:01
There's no competition, it has to be Pep. I think one
21:03
of his voluminous cardigans would
21:05
make an ideal nest for a little nap. And
21:07
then he could literally sleep with a rance about Catalan
21:10
independence. With his soothing tones
21:12
and by the time I wake up, we're
21:13
out of there. Lovely.
21:15
Yeah, pretty lovely. Jake.
21:17
Pep, I'm going to ask him about the more than 100 breaches of
21:19
the financial rules of Man City and
21:22
find out what he knows. If I'm in there long
21:24
enough, he'll tell me, will he? Are
21:27
you going to be holding him up against the ball of blimp? No,
21:29
I'm not going to man anything. Charge number 64.
21:32
Yeah. Go
21:34
on, we've got all day here, Pep. But
21:37
if it goes on some time in the air, you know, if you
21:39
start running out of air and all that, he might start panicking.
21:42
So, yeah, he might let me know. I mean, it's terrible, isn't it? Like,
21:45
you know, Everton being docked 10 points and that was
21:47
on one charge, you know, so they've
21:49
got more than 100 against them. So,
21:52
yeah, listen, I want to know this guy too. I was doing it, but
21:54
I would love to see the sort of two man
21:56
chamber play that was Jake Wood and Pep in a
21:58
lift. Mark. I'm
22:05
just looking to get out of that lift as quickly as possible.
22:07
I find the idea of a lift very anxiety
22:10
making and I think Pep is basically just too calm.
22:12
I think Pep would be saying we're in a good moment, we
22:15
do the right things. Sometimes
22:17
you're in a lift, sometimes you get out of it. That's no good to me. Clop.
22:20
Paul's right, Clop often does look like a nice guy
22:22
and it's meant to be a nice guy, but you also see flashes
22:25
of real menace in Clop's interviews sometimes. I
22:27
think Clop would turn out to have a hacksaw and just
22:29
get a sit right out of there. Or at the very
22:31
least he'd be hammering on the doors, he'd be smashing
22:33
the safety button. So Clop, just because I think he'd get
22:35
results quicker. I actually think he's climbing at
22:37
the top. I think climbing at the top. I
22:41
for one would follow him all the way. Okay,
22:46
Chancellor Jeremy Hunt gave his autumn statement
22:48
on Wednesday. So let's hear your
22:50
sporting autumn statements for sports teams
22:53
or people starting with
22:56
Jenny, please.
22:57
So in the best
23:00
spirit of BBC News, I'm going to give you a
23:03
summary of what the autumn statement means for you in
23:05
brief. Beer duty frozen, wine
23:07
duty
23:07
up 25p, international
23:10
duty still hugely unpopular with
23:12
big clubs,
23:13
national budget deficit for 23-24 is 4.5% plus the centre back, seen
23:15
as Harry Maguire is
23:19
back in the England side. Has anyone got one going spare?
23:23
Going down by 5% points in the last year, employing
23:25
national insurance contributions down two points
23:28
and after an investigation by the Office of Budget
23:30
Responsibility, Everton down 10 points.
23:33
Special interest free loans made available to small businesses,
23:36
special interest free live golf made available
23:39
on YouTube, awesome, we're not exactly
23:41
sure. VAC remains unchanged,
23:43
unfortunately so does VAR.
23:45
That was giving me flashbacks of my day job actually,
23:47
Jenny. Jake. I'm
23:49
going to reinstate the £10 Coach Trouble Scheme
23:51
for Chelsea
23:53
and in fact I'm going to reinstate it for all
23:55
of the clubs because I think the cost of
23:57
it is £250,000 a year.
23:59
per club but that's fine we could just have a whip round
24:02
starting with Jordan Henderson it's about
24:04
day's wages isn't it for him out in Saudi so
24:07
Jordan can pay for that and then we'll have a whip round get
24:09
the rest of the money
24:10
yeah they should never have scrapped it I think they've been so tight
24:12
with that I mean in the scheme of things it's peanuts
24:14
isn't it and that means so much to the to the fans
24:17
so listen I think I'll get a lot of favour
24:19
if I do that.
24:20
Yeah yeah it was going so well
24:22
until at the end you admitted you were just trying to make
24:24
yourself popular Jake it's a nice idea oh
24:26
yeah that's part of the game
24:29
isn't it I would like to make an overall statement
24:31
about cricket there is just too much cricket
24:34
happening and it is making everything or
24:36
it's devaluing the the sport Jenny
24:39
it's already been touched upon the cricket world cup went on
24:41
for more than three years there's
24:43
the t20s immediately after that I looked in my
24:45
garden the other day India playing Sri Lanka I didn't know
24:48
why there
24:51
are just we all understand why
24:53
these shorter formats exist they exist to seduce
24:55
a young pair but there's there's too many different
24:57
types of cricket and it demotivates
25:00
you from watching any of it in my opinion not
25:02
in Jenny's opinion but this is fighting talk
25:04
yeah the luxury
25:05
of waking up every morning and sticking test
25:07
match special on there's always some oh it was wonderful
25:09
but it's not just about this is becoming test match
25:12
mundane they
25:15
might rename it you never know Paul I'm
25:18
going down to just three measures I'm
25:20
going to keep them simple because I think there's
25:22
an awful lot of wooliness around some of the measures that
25:24
can get announced the first is to raise some
25:26
money much needed money for the country I
25:28
am going to tax Michael Owen and
25:30
the uses of Michael Owen that means that
25:33
any any broadcaster
25:35
any network that decides to hire Michael
25:37
Owen will have to pay a supplementary
25:40
fee oh yeah checker and
25:43
not only that not only that but there
25:45
is going to be a another bit of money
25:47
every time Michael says something incomprehensible
25:50
or stupid there will have to be an extra bit
25:53
of money paid showing.
26:00
Delighted
26:02
the opposite of that. That just cost an awful
26:04
lot of money. It was worth
26:07
it. I'm going to insist that
26:09
everybody knows and learns the name
26:11
Kelvin Kiptum, the 23 year old Kenyan
26:14
who ran a marathon two hours 35 seconds, started
26:17
out in his bare feet in his farm in the Rift
26:19
Valley, not from for the actual marathon,
26:21
that would have been very long. You could have to get there
26:23
wouldn't it? But he almost didn't go
26:26
to run the marathon in Canada because
26:28
he had a bit of a groin strain and he said,
26:31
I had a little bit of malaria. That
26:33
is how he created a mania that he
26:35
still broke it. Just a touch of malaria, wow.
26:38
And the final thing, I'm going to abolish golf.
26:41
Golf has gone, well done, I'll leave
26:44
you on that. The golf courses of
26:46
Britain are now going to be used for dog walking
26:48
and open air raves when people want it.
26:50
From the top 500 golfers in the world,
26:53
male and female are going on the bends. They are going
26:55
to be a useful national
26:57
resource. Thank you. Yeah,
26:59
I'm giving you a point even though I like golf because it is fighting so
27:01
I can it's punchy. Good stuff.
27:04
Let's have a quick look at the scores. Jenny's got 15,
27:06
Paul and Jake got 17, Mark's
27:08
got 18. That's it for the first half. Back with
27:11
more fighting talk after this.
27:14
My name's Joe Wilkinson and I'm doing a
27:16
podcast because I love football. Boy, I
27:18
love more is the idea of being friends
27:21
with a professional footballer. The footballer
27:23
I'd like to be friends with is Patrick
27:25
Bamford. Hello, Patrick. Will you be my friend? So
27:27
that's yet to be decided. Okay, not what I
27:30
was hoping. My mates of footballer is
27:32
a new BBC sounds podcast with me Patrick
27:34
Bamford and Joe Wilkinson. Some days he'll
27:36
hate it other days he won't and eventually
27:39
he will fall in love with me. Search
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27:59
Welcome back panel, Paul, Jenny, Jake and Mark
28:02
and welcome back anyone who's listening.
28:04
On this day in Fighting Talk History, the
28:07
25th of November 2006, an inexperienced panel of
28:10
Ian Stone, four previous shows. Nihal
28:13
Arfaniaka, one previous show, Trevor Nelson,
28:15
two and Claire Boulding, one, barely stopped
28:17
talking amongst themselves in an early Colin
28:19
Murray show. He docked all of the panelist points at the
28:21
start of the second half in an attempt to regain discipline.
28:24
Then at the finale, after woeful defending
28:26
of the indefensible by Stone and Boulding, third
28:29
place Nelson was awarded the win, exactly
28:31
like Tom Gibbs two weeks ago. There
28:34
are no original ideas on this show. Game
28:37
changer time, five points for one
28:39
of you, none for the rest and it
28:41
is back to Vegas and last
28:43
week's Grand Prix. Through the final
28:46
corner comes back to the seven. For the 18th
28:48
time in 21 races this year
28:50
he will win but dramatically
28:52
at the final corner, Charles Leclerc
28:54
beats Perez and he disrupts the
28:57
Rebel one to a sumptuous move
28:59
from Leclerc. Commentator working pretty
29:01
hard there to make it sound exciting. A class
29:03
action lawsuit has been filed against Formula One
29:05
on behalf of 35,000 fans after they
29:08
were told to leave the Las Vegas practice season
29:10
as it was getting late. Give
29:14
me a time when you should have probably
29:15
lawyered up after sports
29:18
shortchanged you. A
29:20
time when sports shortchanged you, pull
29:22
please.
29:23
I'm going to take you back Rick to the late
29:26
80s. It is a hurling
29:28
blitz competition on the
29:30
Glen Road in North Belfast.
29:33
CBS schooler hosting, my schooler
29:36
there. I was hopeless at
29:38
hurling. I was in the hurling team as
29:40
the enforcer, even
29:43
at 12. You don't seem
29:45
like an enforcer to me. I was given the, imagine
29:47
doing it with a stick. I was there to find their
29:49
best player and stop him playing wherever
29:52
that happened. And
29:53
I'd say again, I was terrible at hurling.
29:57
During one match, it was a blitz tournament.
30:00
I seem to be going for one particular player very
30:03
aggressively and out of the corner
30:05
of my eye I saw a movement
30:08
and then I heard a noise and I realised it was
30:10
one of the priests from CBS in
30:12
his long flowing cassock running
30:14
onto the pitch shouting, that
30:17
boy is an animal, get
30:19
him off the pitch, he is an animal and
30:21
he came towards me and so there was this
30:23
rather strange scene of a young
30:26
boy on a Gaelic pitch
30:28
being chased by a priest and I
30:30
ran and ran until our teacher intervened with
30:32
hindsight. I think I should have
30:34
perhaps thought there's action
30:36
here. You
30:40
can't sue a priest because you're an animal. He
30:42
chased me across the pitch. You shouldn't
30:45
have been beating his player up. Jenny.
30:47
So earlier this year my family all
30:50
travelled down to London on my birthday
30:52
weekend no less but it wasn't to see me. It's
30:54
because Bolton Wanderers had made it
30:56
to the final of the big one, yes the Papa
30:59
John's trophy. Weeks of planning,
31:01
we spent a small fortune on tickets, I bought
31:03
them all dinner, bought loads of drinks, we
31:05
were having a great time, got to the stadium waving our
31:08
flags and then it emerged that
31:10
the two teams were being led out by their
31:12
supposed biggest celebrity fans.
31:16
Plymouth had Josh Widdicom, Bolton
31:19
had Vernon
31:20
Kaye.
31:23
As
31:24
one my family all turned to me
31:26
and started laying into me because
31:29
I could have done that. Why didn't they ask you, did they
31:31
not know that you're a season ticket holder? We could have got
31:33
free hospitality, these tickets could have been free. Did
31:35
they not know that you're a bond holder? Vernon
31:38
Kaye, Vernon Kaye doesn't even have a season ticket, how come
31:40
he's got the gig? Thankfully Wanderers shortly
31:43
thereafter started hammering in the goals so
31:46
they got distracted but I am still very
31:48
much a disappointment so I
31:50
should sue for emotional distress
31:53
and loss of dignity. I'm not going to sue the
31:55
Wanderers because as I've mentioned they owe me money
31:58
but I'm going to sue the aforementioned. father
32:00
of pizza and Vernon K himself. I
32:02
know he's a national hero now but he wasn't back
32:04
in April.
32:05
So come on Vernon.
32:08
I think actually the really
32:10
cutting part of that is that the Bolton Wanderers officials
32:13
did know that you're a fan and still
32:16
overlooked you. Shocking. Mark.
32:19
Well firstly I've seen Vernon K naked but we haven't got time
32:21
for that. We'll make time. I'm
32:24
also going to tell you it's funny how these childhood things really
32:27
rankle. Like Paul I'm going back to the late 80s me
32:30
and my brother used to play tennis on a rubbish
32:32
old concrete tennis court down
32:34
the road and you just have to show up
32:37
and hope you can get on and obviously if you were playing for a
32:39
while someone would pass you aggressively and an adult
32:41
would come in the loom and look at you. One day at
32:43
the start of the summer holidays my brother and I
32:45
turned up with a little racket eager to go and
32:48
this fella's there with his two daughters and
32:50
he said I've got it booked. We said okay well when
32:52
will you be off and he said I've got it booked for the
32:54
entire summer holiday. Obviously
32:58
we were kids so we just scuttled away disappointed
33:01
but looking back there is no way on hell
33:03
that man there was no mechanism by which you could
33:05
book him for the whole of July and all the time.
33:07
So if I ever get a time machine screw
33:09
the Roman Empire and all the other stuff you can do I'm going
33:12
back to 1989 and I'm having it out with that man
33:14
and my brother and I are playing five sets that very evening.
33:16
He cost you a career in tennis didn't he? Precisely who
33:18
knows the play I could have become. Exactly. Exactly.
33:21
Jake. I'm going back to 2010 Rick
33:24
the England versus Germany quarterfinal
33:27
England trailing 2-1 after 37 minutes
33:30
Frank Lampard he spots Manuel Nuer Nuer
33:33
off his line he shoots and he scores a wonderful goal
33:35
off the underside of the crossbar but unfortunately
33:38
it was disallowed. Now that
33:39
this now in my logic that
33:41
goal being disallowed sort of led to goal line
33:43
technology didn't they because there's such an uproar afterwards
33:46
so then they brought in goal line technology
33:48
and that sort of led us to VAR so basically
33:51
the referee if the referee had let that goal in
33:53
Rick we wouldn't have VAR
33:55
so Jorge Larrinonda is
33:58
his name and
33:58
I think We should lawyer up and sort
34:01
of sue him because he's the one who's responsible for this
34:03
VAR. Plus action. Yeah. Who's
34:06
with me? Ooh, I think I've got
34:08
to go with the
34:10
priest chase. Just because
34:13
it came from most vivid image. Of
34:16
this tiny little imposter Paul. And
34:20
actually Paul just muttering
34:22
quietly to himself. It actually
34:24
didn't cross the line during Jake's answer with all
34:26
his hair in his eyes. That is fucking taut. Yeah.
34:31
Okay. Circly of Woodward
34:33
reflected on this week's 20th anniversary
34:35
of England's dramatic 2003 World
34:38
Cup win in Sydney by saying, I'm not
34:40
sure how it would have turned out if Johnny Wilkinson
34:42
hadn't kicked that drop goal. It's kind of scary.
34:45
So who else's sporting careers were changed
34:47
by a single moment
34:50
Jenny?
34:50
So one single chip changed
34:53
the trajectory of Karol Poborski's career.
34:56
The Czech team were pretty much the dark horses
34:58
of Euro 96. Poborski wasn't exactly
35:00
a household name until one Sunday
35:03
evening in June at Villa Park when he lifted
35:05
the ball over the porch. Geese keepers headed into
35:07
the goal. One chip won the game and
35:10
as importantly made him one of the hottest transfer
35:12
prospects of the summer. He sealed
35:15
the deal for Sir Alex Ferguson
35:17
who signed Poborski for Man United. One chip.
35:20
Now if only some other players had stopped at
35:22
just one chip. It would be rich
35:25
of me to fat shame anybody. I'm not a professional
35:27
athlete though. So being a fatty doesn't really affect
35:29
my performance. But if say
35:31
Neil Ruddock had been able to stop at one chip his
35:33
playing career would have gone on quite a bit longer
35:36
and much more importantly we wouldn't have to
35:38
hear so much nowadays about his
35:40
weight loss journey.
35:42
He has done well though hasn't he? Jake.
35:45
I'm going Gareth Southgate, Riggs, Euro 96
35:48
that missed penalty. I was actually there for that game.
35:50
I was sat behind the goal and as Gareth
35:53
walked from the halfway line to the penalty
35:55
spot was just his body language. Just someone behind
35:58
me said who the hell is that?
35:59
He looked like a dead man. Did
36:02
he play for us? He looked like
36:04
a dead man walking. He
36:08
just knew, it's just a horrible feeling
36:10
as he was walking up. He just looked all
36:13
wrong, his body language was all wrong. Obviously
36:15
he scuffed it, terrible. And it's kind
36:17
of defined his whole career, isn't it, to date. Who
36:20
knows what would have happened after that. Terry Venables might
36:22
have stayed on as manager. He might have won
36:25
a World Cup in 1998. We
36:28
just don't know, do we?
36:29
And actually there's a good play on with a mate
36:32
of mine, Joe Fines, called Dear England. And
36:34
it's sort of about that really. It's
36:36
sort of Gareth's journey from that moment
36:38
to kind of be in the England manager. And sort
36:40
of how he changed the culture of English football
36:42
really, based on his experience of how he
36:45
felt he was supported or not supported after that
36:47
penalty miss. And yeah,
36:49
he felt very isolated afterwards and very alone.
36:52
And I think he sort of went on to change the
36:54
culture of the English team. And I
36:56
think we've seen that to this date. So,
36:58
you know, listen.
36:59
I think what I'm taking from that is you're saying that you're friends with
37:02
Joseph Fines. Yeah, that's what we're all interested
37:04
in. Yeah, Joe's a nice guy.
37:06
I did a play with him. He called you Joseph!
37:09
I know! But go and see. Honestly, he looks
37:11
like Gareth Southgate in his play. No, too
37:13
much plugging now. He's got
37:15
a false note. Oh, God. It's
37:18
all I say. Oh, OK. You get a point for the false
37:20
note. Mark.
37:24
I keep mentally worrying that I'm
37:26
about to mention Michael Owen, because I can't afford it, especially this
37:28
time of year. Well,
37:30
it's not a coincidence we all keep going for international tournaments,
37:33
because there's nothing quite like that for the sort of death or glory
37:35
moments. For me, David Platt versus
37:37
Belgium 1990. Platt didn't
37:39
even start the tournament in the first team. He
37:42
was a substitute. He was still a sub for that Belgium game.
37:45
People don't remember this. He came on in extra time, I think. And then
37:47
last minute, the flighted free kick from
37:49
Gasco, and you can still see it when you close your eyes. Almost
37:53
overnight, Platt then comes in, starts in the quarterfinal,
37:56
starts the semi. Within a year, he's playing Serie A. I
37:58
remember watching football attack. and there
38:00
was a clip of a barry fan, they
38:03
said, who do you think the best player in the world is? And he said, David
38:06
Platt. And like three years before
38:08
that, he'd been at Crui Alexandra. So in terms of one
38:10
goal resetting your life, I
38:12
think Platt is up there. Paul.
38:15
This is a moment that didn't just change
38:18
the career for this person, but I think for
38:20
the entire world.
38:22
A hotel room, New York City, May
38:24
the 11th, 1997.
38:27
This person was thought to be,
38:29
and still thought by many, to be the greatest player
38:32
of this particular sport in
38:34
history. In that moment, Gary
38:37
Kasparov lost to
38:40
Deep Blue. And in
38:42
that moment, everything changed. He
38:44
had previously beaten Deep Blue, beaten the year before
38:46
he beat him. He
38:49
beat AI the year before, AI
38:51
galloped, and beat him the following year.
38:53
And after that, Kasparov
38:55
went on for a while, but it always overshadowed
38:58
his career, and then it has taken over
39:00
the world. That is the moment everything changed.
39:02
You don't get many chess answers on this show.
39:05
I've never seen it before. And you enjoyed
39:07
it though, didn't you? In 18 years, I've never seen
39:09
a chess answer. Totally positive. Here we go.
39:14
Scores then. This
39:17
bed will be slightly too long. Jenny
39:20
has 17, Jake has 20, Mark
39:22
has 21, and
39:25
not entirely, but at least in part, just
39:27
that chess answer. Paul's streaking
39:30
ahead on 26. And
39:32
now...
39:37
Have you thought about saying the name is slightly
39:39
slow, I reckon? Oh, that's good, isn't it? But
39:42
with your names, it's tricky. Paul.
39:45
Yeah, that's what I'm right. Okay,
39:48
the next topic is about this.
39:50
Ciroz Bolster, Maxwell, who
39:52
plays it into the leg side. He's gone out towards deep back
39:55
with square legs. Attempted diving save. It's
39:57
gonna be unsuccessful,
39:58
because they're coming back for two.
39:59
Australia have
40:02
won the 2023 World Cup. They have silenced
40:05
the crowd here in Ahmedabad.
40:07
Mark. Australia,
40:13
this is too creepy, Australia silenced 130,000
40:15
fanatical Indian
40:18
cricket fans in Islamabad to lift their sixth
40:20
Cricket World Cup on Sunday. Who
40:23
are challenging the Aussies to the title
40:25
of Sports Greatest Party Poopers?
40:28
Jake. I'm going 28th of November 2015
40:31
Tyson Fury goes to Dusseldorf
40:34
and basically gives Klitschko a boxing lesson,
40:36
doesn't he? Klitschko was unbeaten for almost 10 years,
40:39
the second longest unbeaten run
40:41
in heavyweight history. They had sparred
40:43
previously, interestingly, and Emmanuel Stewart,
40:46
Klitschko's plainer, had said that Fury would be the next
40:49
dominant heavyweight champion and
40:51
in fact back in 2010, five years before
40:54
that fight, there'd been an incident where they both sat
40:56
in a sauna and were trying to out sauna
40:59
each other. I don't know if you've ever heard that, but they
41:01
sat in there apparently for 40 minutes. You should
41:03
have televised that. Fury
41:06
sat in there for 40 minutes waiting for Klitschko
41:08
to, and eventually Klitschko got
41:11
out and Fury was there and I think that was psychologically
41:13
the beating of him. He had the beating of him. There's normally
41:15
a thing on the wall saying no more than 15 minutes. Also
41:20
we've got a follow-up to the Jake and Pep
41:23
playing a lift. Mark, 1950
41:29
the Maracona Uruguay
41:31
beating Brazil to win the World Cup in
41:33
front of about 100,000 Brazilians.
41:37
Still reported to the greatest tragedy in Brazilian sport.
41:41
I've met Brazilians who weren't even born, who
41:43
still can't even think about that
41:45
day. I also once got to meet,
41:47
he's unfortunately no longer with us, but I met the guy
41:49
Gigio who scored for Uruguay and
41:51
he said they were almost sort of, they felt bad
41:53
about having won because of how upset
41:56
everyone was. He said we went back to our dressing room and
41:58
we sent him out for tea in the same way. That's after winning the
42:00
World Cup Final. And
42:03
then of course, 2014 Brazil host it again. Everyone's
42:05
banging on about Samba football and the party
42:08
and Brazil's moment. And then Germany disemboweled
42:10
them in the semi-final. Both of them. Nothing
42:13
against Brazil. But the more commentators
42:15
go on about it, the football party has begun. The
42:17
funnier it is to see something like that. Five more down
42:19
at half time. I don't think I'll ever forget that. I remember
42:21
Alan Hansen saying, this will go down in the Annals of History.
42:24
And my brother texted me saying, I didn't expect we'd be hearing about the
42:26
Annals from Alan Hansen today. Paul.
42:30
This is something that happened just
42:32
this year and could actually happen again tonight.
42:36
Chantelle Cameron
42:37
beat Katie Taylor. She arrived
42:40
in Dublin in May to take
42:42
on the pride of Ireland. It was supposed
42:45
that Katie Taylor would walk it in
42:47
the Old Point Depot in the banks of the Liffey. All
42:50
of Ireland expected, but no. The
42:53
quiet, the quiet punch from Northampton
42:55
came in and took her out. And it's
42:57
the meet again tonight. And it could happen
43:00
all over again. It's going to be the same result, Paul.
43:03
I think she's going to stop her.
43:05
I think she'll stop Katie. Really? Well, there we
43:07
go. Paul's twitching in there.
43:10
Jenny.
43:11
Well, thinking about it, there are different
43:13
kinds of party poopers. You can be an incidental
43:15
party pooper. You can rain on the fans parade
43:17
by beating the crowd favourite.
43:19
Like when Stuart Sink beat Tom Watson at the 2009
43:21
Open. Or when Delta Work
43:23
overhauled Tiger Roll in the final race. Delta Work got
43:26
booed.
43:26
Who boos a horse? They
43:29
don't even know what it means. You
43:33
can interrupt an otherwise triumphant moment
43:35
by simply being good at your job. Like when
43:37
Eric Holley bowled out
43:38
Don Bradman for a duck in his final innings. Or
43:41
the reverse by not being good at your job, Clive
43:43
Thomas. But the most egregious
43:46
and seemingly the Aussie favourite is being the deliberate
43:49
thief of joy. Potential joy even. The true
43:51
party pooper. So the
43:53
Aussies of 1981's one day series
43:55
against New Zealand, in particular those chapel brothers.
43:58
They're thrilling into the mattress.
43:59
in prospect it came down to the last ball. New
44:02
Zealand
44:02
snatched victory if only Brian McKinney
44:05
could whack the delivery for six. It was
44:07
a big ask, a long shot. The brothers conferred
44:09
and decided to rule out the tiny possibility
44:12
of the ball being lofted over the ropes so Trevor Chapel
44:14
bowled underarm with nothing
44:16
for McKinney to get hold of.
44:17
Game over, miserable.
44:19
Also
44:21
now what I want to do is get to a field, find
44:24
a horse and pull it. Just sort
44:26
of think about that. Good fun isn't it? You
44:28
times your own for the rest of the day Richard. Right,
44:32
mild double act partner, comedian
44:35
Joe Wilkinson, true story, has a new
44:37
BBC Sounds podcast out where he sees if he can
44:39
become friends with the footballer Patrick Bamford.
44:42
So good luck with that Joe, but mainly
44:44
good luck Patrick. Which, most podcasts
44:47
I did out there. Yeah, it feels
44:49
like it's coming out of the Tom Bowler. Which
44:51
footballer would you least like to
44:54
be mates with? Paul.
44:56
Paul and.
44:57
He is. Don't
45:00
necessarily need to say anymore actually Paul. He
45:03
is everything. Therefore when you're out with
45:05
him you would be just shadowed both
45:08
physically, literally and because everyone you're so
45:10
great and you're so lovely as well and look at your hair
45:12
and aren't you the greatest footballer that the Premier League has
45:14
ever seen. I could not stand it.
45:17
Yeah, unbearable. Jenny. Roy
45:19
Keane.
45:20
Yeah, can you imagine the moaning
45:23
you'd get criticised for everything. This pub
45:25
just doesn't cut
45:25
it for me Jenny. You lasagna
45:27
is nothing to be proud of Jenny. Do
45:30
the accent Jenny. No. If
45:33
you want to get a point you could have to do the accent. You
45:37
wouldn't get away with driving me to the football in a box
45:40
all course in my day Jenny.
45:41
You need to take a long hard look at yourself.
45:43
Your own safety trip for
45:45
the Test match this year has been woefully and transparent
45:48
and I think the rest of the gang are losing faith
45:50
in you Jenny and besides. Oh right, we get the idea
45:52
Jenny. You don't get the idea. We get the idea. Yeah.
45:55
Jake, you've got your point. Jake. Yeah, Paul Pogba. I
45:58
just feel like it would be a really unreliable match. I
46:01
just thought he wouldn't
46:03
reply to his text. It'd
46:05
always be late wouldn't he? I just don't
46:07
think it would be much fun. I think
46:10
he might be a bit of fun when he did turn up, Mark. Well,
46:15
Messi, for partly similar
46:17
reasons to the Highland thing, everyone would be swarming
46:19
around him all the time, but also I don't think we'd even communicate
46:21
that well. His English is patchy, my
46:24
Spanish is not great, so he'd always know even where to go. But
46:26
has Messi ever done a 24 hour show, Mark? I mean,
46:28
come on. No, because he just doesn't want it
46:30
enough for it. And
46:33
on top of all this, Messi's even famous in places like
46:35
the States now, so you would never be able to get. He
46:38
also doesn't... Harland at least looks like he'd go out on the lash. Messi
46:40
seems like he'd be like two drinks and then it's sort of, oh,
46:42
is that the time? It's getting in the morning. OK,
46:47
we've just about got time for any other business. Jake,
46:50
anything you want to get off your chest? Damien Hurst,
46:52
he's brought out about 2,000 paintings
46:55
and basically splodges. They're
46:58
like 25 grand each. He's a hobby. Yeah, he's
47:00
a hobby, yeah. 25 grand each. You
47:02
do the maths, Rick. It's a lot of money, yeah, for... It's
47:05
probably not a lot of work, so yeah, I mean, it's a
47:07
good old scam, innit, the art trade. I
47:11
think you might have a career in art review, actually. I
47:14
mean, it's basically splodges, I don't know what to tell you. Jenny?
47:17
As reluctant as I am to drop the seabomb,
47:21
we are only a month out from Christmas. This
47:23
weekend I'm off to Pantoland.
47:26
I start rehearsals on Monday. No,
47:27
you don't. Oh, yes, I do. I'm
47:31
not engaging with it. It's a privilege to
47:33
be part of people's
47:34
safety fun, but it can
47:36
be a bit of a downer because people ask what your plans are
47:38
for Christmas and you go, well, I get four days
47:40
off next month, so I will
47:43
be sleeping through Christmas Day. So
47:45
I want to give a big shout out to anyone who's working
47:47
over Christmas, people who are responsible for
47:50
feeding, for keeping us well-watered
47:53
over Christmas, people who are entertaining us, just
47:56
especially the
47:58
bartenders. You have to cope with those parties.
47:59
part-time drink as they do not know how to operate
48:02
a bar. Give that bartender a tip
48:05
because at the end of the shift they are the ones who will
48:07
need it most. Just be nice to your Christmas
48:09
workers everyone.
48:10
Yep there we go. Paul. Faraj
48:15
in the jungle. This
48:18
guy has been paid, we're told, 1.5
48:20
million. But he's been paid that presumably
48:25
so that people will ask him difficult
48:27
questions and make some interesting TV. So
48:30
far the only people who have challenged
48:32
him and anything are a guy who welcomes folks
48:34
in for a first date and then a woman
48:38
who is great but she is a youtuber
48:40
who maybe she's known to an awful lot of people.
48:42
I'd never heard of her but at least she stood up and did it. The
48:45
rest of them, mute. You're
48:47
in, you can, you should get up every morning.
48:49
Noise them up. What do
48:51
you mean? What do you mean? Why did you say that? Why did you say
48:53
that? None of them are doing that. Wake him up. Noise
48:55
him up. Noise him up. Nigel.
48:58
Nigel. Mark. Well yeah back
49:01
to Jenny's Christmas theme. This is the
49:03
worst time of year for companies sending
49:05
you emails as if they are your friends. We haven't
49:07
seen you for a while Mark. What have we done
49:09
wrong? We miss you. I get almost
49:12
weekly email from Donnell Mill. Mark
49:14
when are you coming back? Mark we miss you. And
49:17
this will be bad enough but I swear to God I've never
49:19
once in my life been in a Donnell Mill. Somehow
49:21
they've not only got my email but convinced themselves that we're lifelong
49:24
buddies and I'm just I'm freezing them out.
49:26
Fine, spam me. I know it's the Christmas season
49:29
but let's not pretend we're mates here. Poor
49:31
old Donnell. I'm not against
49:33
going there. Donnell we're listening.
49:35
Final scores then. Jenny in 26, we're still off Jenny.
49:37
Jake 28, we're
49:43
still off Jake. Mark on 30,
49:46
Paul on 36, streets
49:48
ahead. Which means
49:51
Mark and Paul go head-to-head
49:53
in DCI that stands for defending indefensible.
49:55
The ridiculous statement you have to answer
49:58
doesn't matter how much it hurts. Say I, I
50:00
mean you. Paul, you
50:03
scored the most points, so you go first. You
50:05
have 20 seconds on. I hope Katie
50:07
Taylor loses tonight in Dublin as I can't
50:10
stand her. I think it is
50:12
about time that Carrie Taylor, once
50:14
and for all, hung up the club. She
50:16
has been trading on being Ireland's sweetheart
50:19
for far too long. Going into
50:21
the ring with the whole of the nation behind her, the
50:23
whole of the nation are no longer behind her and Carrie,
50:26
this is the time to let somebody else have
50:28
a chance. We have been, we have been saluting
50:30
you for long enough and the time has come
50:32
to throw the gloves on the left eye. Very,
50:34
very convincing indeed. I mean,
50:37
good luck here, Mark. Yeah.
50:39
Right, there is nothing I enjoy
50:41
more in sport than watching Australia
50:44
win a cricket world cup. It's
50:47
absolutely lovely to get the Aussies
50:49
some glory. They're noted for their sportsmanship,
50:52
they have
50:52
terrible weather, they are Australians
50:54
are wonderful people, it's
50:56
absolutely not annoying when they abbreviate every sodding
50:59
word because they can't be asked to say the whole of something.
51:02
They've been starved of sporting glory and
51:04
there was nothing as sweet for them to see them win their
51:06
28th cricket world cup at the expense of a country like India
51:08
who really, really wanted it. Oh,
51:11
I don't know, we've had some shocking
51:14
defending the principles on this show recently.
51:16
That's two very solid ones. I think
51:19
just because there was such passion
51:21
in Paul's eyes, I'm going
51:24
to give it to Paul. And partly because
51:26
he felt Rob last time, he probably was.
51:28
He didn't have a sit for betraying his country world. Yeah, I love
51:30
the yellow flag now. That's
51:33
it then for this week. I enjoyed it and
51:35
that is in the end half the battle, isn't it? Thank
51:37
you to Mark, Paul, Jenny and Jake.
51:40
Fighting Talk is a world's end production for BBC
51:42
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51:44
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Sport. You're listening to the podcast
51:49
extra of Fighting Talk. Before
51:51
we do a question that we didn't have time for,
51:55
Mark, you saw Vernon
51:57
Kay naked. I
52:00
think this probably does come under
52:03
podcast only doesn't it? I
52:05
did one of these sport
52:08
relief things where I put it in inverted
52:10
comments celebrities do try
52:12
to handle sport it was rowing a celebrity boat race
52:15
yeah Vernon Kay was as you can imagine
52:17
with his reach and accomplished rower but afterwards
52:20
we were all sort of hot and sweaty in these horrible
52:23
kind of lycra things they were one-piece rowing
52:25
suits and then people sort of going
52:27
in and out of the showers Vernon is one of these
52:29
confident guys that just stripped it all off
52:31
and wandered through the changing rooms like that as
52:33
you can well imagine I blurted my eyes but I'd
52:36
already seen what I was going to say what I came
52:38
there for it's
52:40
the charity surely he's
52:43
a very nice man as well that sort of beats my Joe
52:45
Fines name drop didn't it really who? well
52:48
hang on have you seen Joe Fines naked or not? I'm
52:50
trying to think no
52:52
it was always time alright this
52:54
that we didn't ask it
52:57
was Black Friday so who
52:59
or what is the greatest bargain
53:01
in sport so not necessarily a player
53:04
but you know cheap ticket or something like that
53:06
Jenny well
53:08
it's the cost of living crisis so we've all got
53:10
to be canny consumers so I think
53:14
the wise thing to do now you need
53:16
to check before you leave the house do you eat at
53:18
the stadium or do you
53:20
eat at home you thankfully
53:22
there is an account called footy scram
53:25
and they will tell you
53:27
exactly where the bargains and what
53:29
to avoid so you you want to go to
53:31
the mighty Bolton Wanderers to the Fanzone pre-match
53:34
you can get a
53:35
Vernon K's Bolton Wanderers he
53:38
serves you naked
53:42
I hope not the chicken is for the turkey fries
53:45
you can get them for six quid and they sell out
53:47
every time from
53:49
Sushma snacks it also provides the motors that
53:53
they've been rated very highly recently but
53:55
don't get the four pound fifty cheeseburger
53:58
at Crewe Alexandra right I'm
53:59
writing all this down
53:59
It looks like it's been cooked by
54:02
putting in extra radiators.
54:03
OK.
54:04
But the thing I want
54:06
to know, and if there's anybody from Stockport County
54:09
catering listening, please write in.
54:12
I want to know if they're doing the Christmas dinner or a cup again this
54:14
year.
54:14
Mm. That sounds good. Sprout
54:16
in there. And then
54:18
they'll start swimming in gravy. Yeah,
54:20
yeah. Lovely idea. Well, they should do
54:22
Yorkshire pie burrito. Oh,
54:24
that would be good. Yorkshire pudding burrito. Yeah, those
54:26
are grampened. Yeah. Oh, they're
54:28
good.
54:29
Yeah, but the charge of fortune at this place is I
54:31
want
54:31
another price. That's true.
54:33
Paul, bargains, please. I
54:35
was just thinking about Footy Scrant, the the
54:39
account. And the problem with it is all
54:41
the really great stuff is in Mexico
54:43
or Japan. And I don't think I can think,
54:45
oh, that looks. And then you do a rough translation.
54:48
Of course, you think, oh, it's not bad. And it's
54:50
always frustrating. That's neither
54:53
here nor there. I think the big one of
54:55
the biggest bargains because of what
54:58
it led on to is Eric Cantma
55:00
a million to unite it. But
55:02
it's not just because what it meant for United.
55:04
You could make an argument that him going to unite
55:07
it really kick started the success of the Premier
55:09
League and the idea of that of
55:11
a football brand going around the world and
55:13
selling the rights and all that kind of thing. All
55:15
for one million, which seems like a very small
55:17
investment for what came after.
55:20
Yeah, yeah, I think that's that. Do I give up
55:22
points during the podcast extra? I mean,
55:24
I will. I will. Too late, but I'll give you
55:26
one anyway. Mark, I
55:29
picked up an old rugby
55:32
program recently from a box, which
55:34
must be my dad's and too
55:36
many mentions of rugby. A
55:39
ticket flutter and he went to an international
55:41
in the 70s for one pound. And
55:44
I don't understand the inflation and stuff, but I still
55:46
feel like that that must have been that represents good value.
55:48
It's decent. Yeah. An afternoon out for a
55:50
quick goodness knows what the Scram cost at that stage. But
55:53
he would have come back. It's a classic. You still have
55:55
money left over from a tenant to
55:57
buy a house on the way home. Jake.
56:03
The greatest bargain in sport rig has got to be when
56:05
my mate could get into the
56:08
old... Go find a different one. He
56:10
thought he was not a mate. Yeah, he could get into the old
56:12
Highbury without paying. And
56:15
he did this all of his life, obviously, until they
56:18
moved to the Emirates. And to this day, he's never told
56:20
anyone how he did it, because he didn't want anyone to
56:24
copy him, because he thought if he told people they would start
56:26
doing what he did. But he was there every game. He never paid for a
56:28
ticket in however long they were at Highbury. He
56:30
must have some ideas. I've no idea. I've no
56:32
idea, honestly. He's not told anyone. He
56:35
hasn't seen us as a steward or something?
56:37
I don't know what he did. I don't
56:40
know what he did. But he got his... Was he
56:42
a player? Yeah. No, he didn't play.
56:44
No. Didn't he great escape it? He
56:46
could go away confidently. If he's listening, let us know. If
56:49
I find out, I'll let you know. I mean,
56:51
best case scenario, I suppose, is he's tunneling in. I
56:54
don't know how he's done it over many years. He
56:56
hasn't told anyone. I think he'll take that
56:58
secret with him to the grave. But yeah,
57:01
to this day, it doesn't fail, but it's
57:03
been pressing me. Also, funny to think that
57:05
he's still doing it and just ends up in someone's flat.
57:08
Yeah, the gardens. That's
57:10
made you move him quite hard. Yeah.
57:14
Yeah. Okay,
57:16
let's all go and boo a horse. We'll
57:19
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57:22
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