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Look out, it's only films to be
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buried with. Hello.
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My name is Brett Goldstein. I'm a
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comedian, an actor, a writer, a
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director, a swimmer, and I
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love films. I love all films.
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I love long films, I love short films. I love
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horror films, I love art films, I love
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big bat films. And I cannot lie. If
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you love films, this might be the podcast for you.
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I tend to agree with Martin Luther King when
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he said people should not be judged
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by the color of their skin, but by the
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contents of their DVD cabinets. I
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do feel that film plays an important part
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in all our lives. Most of the memories you
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might have that means something to you are probably
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connected in some way to a film you might have seen
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during that time. I wanted to capture
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that by inviting a dead person
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over to my house to discuss that's their
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life through the films that meant the most
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to them. I've got
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a lot of great guests coming up, including Katherine
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Ryan Ashling, b Nish Kumar, Stephen
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Cree and loads more. But from my first episode,
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I wanted it to be a special one. But let's face
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it, they're all special, but it doesn't matter.
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This guy's special too. My very first guest
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is the brilliant James A. Custer. If
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you don't know any of James's work, what's
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wrong with you? Get on Netflix now and
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look up his four stand
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up specials. He has four of them, and they're
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all incredible, and you should try and watch them
1:32
all in one go. There's a lot more to say
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about his career, although I think what
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I've discovered is it's quite fun to
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say people seevs into their
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own eyes while they're looking at you, because
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it sort of freaks you both out, which is what I've
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done with all of my guests, so listen out for that in the
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episode. A couple of things. We
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did record this in my kitchen, so it's a
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tiny bit echoe, but I've learned from
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that doesn't happen in the rest of the episodes. The
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other episode sound is much better, so please bet
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with it. A couple of
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brief warnings. There's probably some swearing
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from time to time, because I do think it's cool
2:05
and clever, and I do think
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we might touch lightly on some
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darker topics, So if you're sensitive
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to that sort of thing, you can just skip those bits.
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Also, in terms of spoilers, if
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we mentioned a film you haven't seen, we
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might spoil that film, so you might want
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to skip ahead, but don't skip
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ahead too much. Otherwise this whole podcast is going to be like
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thirty seconds for you. That's
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it for now. I very much
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hope you enjoy the first episode
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of Films to be Buried With. Hello,
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and welcome to Films to be Buried With.
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I am Brett GHOSTI and I am here
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with a very wonderful guest. His
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name is James Aacaster. If you don't
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know him, you can watch four hours
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four hours of him
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being a comedian on Netflix
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on Channel Netflix. Yeah, four
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hours arrogant in a way,
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Yeah, a bit arrogant, but I've watched it all
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four I
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mean he's longer than Brake Art. Yeah,
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I mean basically if you've not seen him yet, he's
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a sort of stand up that's so good. He
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makes stand ups want to stop doing
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stand up. So if you're not a stand up, watch
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it and you'll have a wonderful time. If you have a
3:28
stand up, just forget it.
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Anyway, that's not true here he is lovely
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James aacaster. Welcome to this show. Thank
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you, Brett love Introke. Thanks
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for coming around my house. Yeah, I
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don't. I haven't been here very often, even though I'll
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count you as one of my friends. I've
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been here. Okay, second time.
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This could be a second time. Yeah, you're secretive.
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Man, don't invite love people around. No you
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don't. Doors stay locked. Yes,
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in this house. Thank you. Very interesting.
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Welcome to this show. Now you understand
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how it works. Yeah, you have
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died. Yes, I'm sorry.
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How did you die? James probably fell
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in a hole in the street, street hole,
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maybe in the beach, beach hole. Quicksand
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and actually quicksands
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probably more likely. Yeah, I've always thought
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it would probably quicksand or fallen off a
4:18
building or something, both of the things that have
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always felt the most likely. Quicksands
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seems legit for you. Yeah,
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it would have been a company. I'd write a routine about. Yeah,
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so you're going as you're singing, Yeah,
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we're playing so well. You
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always thought what you're singing in quick and do
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it quick. It's so yeah, definitely
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sand it gets everywhere, it's
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coming in my lungs. Good
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routine. I'll do that same
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you can't do it because you've died. How do you feel
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about death? Scared of it? Excited, look
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forward to it? No, I don't look forward to it,
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but I don't feel I'm too scared of it anymore. Used to
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be really scared of it and then thought
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about it a lot and feel like now
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said always focusing in on because it was
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focused on death, and it's like, oh, we won't
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have everything taken away from us. Yeah,
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and you don't really stop to think why have
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we even got it in the first place. And it's just
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quite amazing to even habit. It's like, I don't
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think I'm owed any of this. It's crazy
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to habit and to be here now. So in many ways,
5:19
your spiritual leader is Mike Skinner of the Streets.
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Yeah, he said everything is just borrow. That
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album has a lot of that,
5:27
that kind of philosophy on it. Yeah,
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it's got someone they called edge of a Cliff, which
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it's all about. Yeah, like you til you feel sad,
5:34
just to remember how unlikely
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it is that even here, all the
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people that came before, all the people that came before, so
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that you exist. Yeah, it's real, really nice,
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really good sentiment. So I think that kind of stuff
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just makes you feel better. I don't know if you have those scared of death
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and you're like, oh no, so when you're in
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that quick sand, slowly slowly, slowly down,
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you'll be at least remember the streets.
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Yeah, I was singing that song. Yeah, yeah,
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we're part of the routine. It move singing streets
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songs. Well, that's lovely. And do you believe
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in heaven or I
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don't think I'll do. I was raised Christian,
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and I believed in that
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kind of stuff for a while, and then
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I po't believe in the heaven and a hell for a while.
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It wasn't really even that idea wasn't
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really pushed on me by my parents. But like, I
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believe in those things, and I'll stopped believing in
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hell, and I just believe there's probably a nice
6:21
place you go when you die. And then
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I guess I kind of stopped believing in that. But
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like, I am agnostic, So if I
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die and there was an afterlife, you were
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be annoyed. I wouldn't go what
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Yeah, yeah, this was always always a
6:35
possibility, I guess, yeah, but I
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would imagine that if there is an afterlife,
6:40
big if sure then it's not
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gonna be like anything we human
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beings have been discussing. No, on would have got it
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right. No, you think it would be more
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sort of beyond company. Yeah, absolutely,
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We're not going to be able to be more that solarious.
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Yeah, sure like that. Yeah, I feel
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like yeah,
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comprehends. Yeah, and what is it. I'm
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more of a figure than maybe maybe just
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the oneness, yeah, rather than an actual
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walking I mean, obviously we'd all like it to be like
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this because it's not familiar, isn't it walking
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around? But this other fingers is
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great and you don't there's no calories,
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they don't weight on. There's a line insularists
7:19
in the book and the film which is these
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astronauts talking and they say, we
7:23
think we're so big and brave and strong
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because we fled through space looking
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for answers, but all we're really looking
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for a mirror. That it lost all their
7:32
mirrors on the flight because
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in the future there a mirror. Yeah, they weren't
7:36
allowed to take the entire space pagame just to find
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some mirror. You've got terrible
7:41
staffing in face you really need to he I
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look like any Yeah. Yeah.
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So in the premise
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of this show is that we're talking about ten
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films that mean something from
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your life. And so my first question
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is what is the first film you remember
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seeing when you were alert? So there definitely
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films the Sword before this one, but this is the first one
8:03
I remember, okay, because it's my first
8:05
cinema trip, so I remember being at
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cinema had been exciting. How were you between
8:10
free and fire? I guess about
8:13
that? And who were you with my dad? Just
8:15
you and your dad. Yeah, I'm going to see
8:17
The Rescuers down Under. Yeah,
8:21
the first one, very underrated tea for
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I loved it. Rescuer
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Yeah, yeah, I really liked it. Yeah,
8:29
and it's a good thing. I mean, yeah, I don't actually remember
8:31
too much of it now. I remember going
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to see it. I'm a being in the cinema. I
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can remember, like what seat I was it
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view? No? No, the view from the seat.
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No. I don't know what the cinema was
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called. It was in Bambury,
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but then maybe it wasn't. Maybe it was in ketterin Clewing,
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Kettering, and then we moved to Bambury for a year
8:51
and then moved back to Kettering. But
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I think it's in the Bambary year, but maybe it wasn't
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why the Bambury year may come
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back to Christiana again. So my parents
9:01
the church over there. Jesus was there
9:05
in the Bamtary class, that's a clue. No,
9:08
they were starting up another church in Boundary,
9:10
so some of the people in the individual church
9:12
to go over there for the transition, like
9:15
weaning people into just yeah,
9:17
get make sure everything could of not
9:19
not getting people to go to the church, but just
9:21
like like a frienchise like yeah,
9:23
yeah, trained that lot. Yeah.
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I don't know if it was training that lot, but it was
9:28
like just be friendly. I don't know, you just
9:30
go over go, go go to the church. Go to that church for
9:32
a bit. But it was a very like hippie
9:34
kind of church that works. I don't
9:37
like they were there and forcing any rules or anything.
9:39
I guess she was just there for if
9:42
you didn't here, here, if you need us, And then
9:44
no one did so we went back to caln Um.
9:47
But yeah, they could probably tell you more information
9:49
than I could as far as I was aware. We just lived in boundary.
9:51
Right, let's get you. I would like to have you there and
9:53
actually and follow him everything on Twitter.
9:56
You do. Yeah, yeah, I recommend you David
9:58
Aster. Yeah, one of the most aspect
10:01
voice just when he wants
10:03
on Twitter, So yeah, he would be
10:05
great films. Yeah. So
10:08
you went to see The Rescues Down end It and you remember
10:10
the experienced payment. Yeah. I remember
10:12
just being in the cinema and how special
10:14
it felt and exciting for years after
10:17
I was doing on a cinema loads because it was a treat.
10:19
So like I remember going to see Your
10:22
Finger, I remember going to see Cool
10:24
Ronans The Lion King. Like
10:26
one day my mum it was really like it's a really
10:28
special cinema trip. When one day my mum just went
10:31
Joory goes to the Stargate and that didn't happen.
10:34
Usually, it was like all of us
10:36
went a lot of the time in the Rescuers,
10:38
even though the first time it was me on my own, but because my brothers
10:40
just were too young. But like normally we
10:42
all went as a family and we knew a
10:44
few tasted bars. We're going to the cinema in the weekend.
10:46
It was exciting. It was stargating.
10:48
My mom just been like John goes see like
10:51
right now, just want to go just me and you. She was going
10:53
to see it, and I couldn't believe
10:55
it was happening that we were going to go and just going to go
10:57
to the cinema. That's how much rest and James
10:59
Bay, yeah what and it's
11:03
so good. And also that was during the phase where
11:05
I went through where every time I saw a film I would tell
11:07
people the whole plot. When I got home, I'd
11:09
have to tell them from the start, and I wouldn't miss anything out
11:12
home. My mum having to tell me to stop passing through
11:14
Independence Day I haven't started trying
11:16
to tell her and a friend to the friend over
11:19
and I was just telling them the whole film.
11:21
And when I got to the bit where all the people
11:23
on top of the building welcoming the aliens
11:26
and the spaceship comes over and it opens
11:28
up, I said, hey, I opens up and then whatever
11:30
the lady says, it's so pretty. And then
11:32
my mum was like, James, how much does this film is?
11:34
Because I can't you
11:37
can't tell us the whole film, like fine,
11:42
under a minute, tell me the entire plot
11:44
of the rescue is den. Some mice
11:47
go to rescue someone in Australia
11:49
and they ride on the back of an Albatross,
11:51
I think, and that is all
11:54
I can remember that. Yeah,
11:56
but like I then went back and watched The Rescuers,
11:59
you know, a couple of what happened there either, but like
12:01
I liked that. I remember that one The Rescuers
12:04
Final those West, but also an American
12:06
Tale and the Land Before
12:09
Time films being all
12:11
around that point. I was watching that kind of film a lot,
12:13
and they were all quite sad, sad
12:15
cartoons about being lost.
12:17
Yeah, American Tale is unbelievably
12:20
tragic. Yeah that's
12:22
as sad as fucking Dumbo's mum swinging
12:25
Dumbo Jesus. Yeah,
12:29
yeah it was. It was all so it's fairy kind
12:31
of I think, also quite something like Bambi
12:33
or Dumbo. It's sad, but like still kind of happy
12:35
kids. I definitely like American
12:37
Tale and Land Before Time
12:40
just very sad, like there's so just
12:42
kids being lost walking around.
12:45
And that's what I thought most
12:47
cartoons were like at one point, because
12:49
that's mainly what I was watching. Did you relate
12:51
to that? We like a little, I
12:53
feel like a little last time, so I felt quite like I
12:56
definitely felt scared of being a lost I've
12:58
always been more scared of stuff that's never happened to
13:00
me, right, So I definitely scared watching
13:03
those films of what oh that might I
13:05
hope that never happens to me. I hope I never
13:07
am I lost dinosaurs. I
13:09
hope I'll never liked, you know. But what I
13:11
liked about it, Yeah,
13:16
which could happen, that's still open.
13:18
But like what I liked about them before time, I
13:20
think American telling. I can't remember that before
13:22
time was great because they kept on meeting more
13:25
dinosaurs who were lost. Yeah, the
13:27
gang got bigger, and I liked that. I liked
13:29
all the different characters and there
13:32
different things, and how they were all together in this group
13:34
and lost together. I quite liked the idea
13:36
with that. So in a way I was scared of it.
13:38
But there's another part of me that was, like I would
13:40
like to be and this lost kind of gang.
13:43
I think it's a metaphor for the comedy community.
13:45
Yeah, a little lost gangs that
13:48
found each other. Yeah, making their
13:50
way towards quick step. That's
13:53
perfectly fair. A bunch of odd
13:55
balls have all got lost, just drifted
13:58
around, and then you'll get drawn to this thing.
14:05
This tuma starts sing like,
14:08
yeah, the open mic circuit, especially when
14:10
when you're not from mic circuit, it's a rogues
14:12
gallery of you're all
14:14
just no matter what, there's no cool
14:17
people on the open mic circuit.
14:19
Even once you think that, because you know, for whatever
14:21
reason, you started taking yourself to pubs
14:24
most nights of the week, go into a little room
14:27
where like about five strangers are sitting
14:29
down to watch you and getting up in front of them
14:31
and doing something you're no good at yet, yeah,
14:33
and kind of just taking a
14:36
hit ta taking the hit each night, not
14:38
knowing if it's gonna be good or not being really nervous
14:40
going up there. Sometimes it works, some it doesn't, it doesn't.
14:42
It feels brutal, and then like just
14:44
going high. You know, you don't do it. Unless
14:47
I was twenty three. I had tried to be
14:49
in bands. They had all failed. I didn't have any
14:52
qualification. I didn't know what to do, and I just started
14:54
doing this, and definitely,
14:56
even though it was like a fun adventure, I
14:58
was really like I don't know what I'm doing,
15:01
and like, you know, and I meet people like my
15:04
early friends in comedy, like Nick
15:06
Helm Josh. Nick had
15:09
been writing players and stuff and got frustrated
15:11
trying to get up a direct and trying to get other
15:13
people to care about the players, started doing
15:15
comedy in his own Josh had been trying to
15:17
write and do comedy writing and no one
15:19
wanted any of the stuff, and started
15:21
doing comedy. There was stand up and
15:23
like you know, it was all a bunch of that kind of
15:25
I've been acting in writing players and in fact I
15:27
was thinking I took a play to Edinburgh
15:30
that like before I did stand up
15:32
and took a play and it was like real my soul
15:35
in a play, real heart and sell in a play.
15:38
And the first review we got was
15:41
a one star review that said the
15:43
plot of the player and then said who
15:46
cares?
15:52
Yeah, what is the film
15:54
that scared you the most in your whole
15:56
life? Doesn't have to be one of your kids.
15:59
It wasn't what else? Because when I was a killer of it when we watched
16:01
scary films. When I was fourteen
16:04
fifteen, I watched Scream two and
16:07
I didn't sleep for two weeks. And
16:09
that's not an exaggeration. Yeah,
16:12
yeah, I literally could
16:14
not sleep because I was terrified.
16:17
And the reason why I was so terrified
16:19
was, well, when I've never seen a film that was that violent
16:22
before. Yeah, But also I've
16:24
seen like murder mysteries and
16:26
stuff like that on TV and scary
16:29
films that make you jump a little bit, but
16:32
there was always a really clear
16:35
motive at the end. You'd always find
16:37
out who the killer was, who the murderer was,
16:39
and you go, oh, that makes sense, and
16:41
that's why they did. It's like that scream
16:44
too. It's just like they're just psychopaths
16:46
and they kill everyone. It's Timothy other fan, isn't
16:48
it from Deadwood? He's the killer and spin
16:50
Teo spoiler Sorry, Yeah, so I don't
16:53
really know his name, right, But like,
16:55
there's two killers in the skin two one of them
16:57
has kind of a motive that you kind of understand,
17:00
and one of them is just a psycho wants to kill
17:02
people, and that's all that is. And so when
17:04
I realized, oh,
17:07
it's not always a motive. It's not like you have
17:09
to have wronged someone always like that. There could
17:11
just be someone who just wants to kill people. And that hadn't
17:13
entered my head until that point. And
17:16
then I was like, anyone for no
17:18
reason could just kill me. And
17:21
every time I went to go to sleep, I'll be like,
17:23
they could also work
17:25
pointing out I watched it my friend Matthew's house. Well
17:29
I'm still friends with him now, but he is the
17:31
kind of guy who would do that. But like he
17:34
loved Scream the whole franchise. He
17:36
absolutely loved it. His bedroom was ashrimed
17:38
to it. And I'm saying I was staying over that
17:40
night, so we watched
17:43
Scream too. I was really
17:45
scared. And then I was sleeping in the bed
17:47
that literally above it had the
17:50
costume that the killer wears hanging
17:52
from the seling, so he had it hanging from
17:54
the scene, so it looked like they were looming, like
17:56
the killer was looming over you, Yeah, above
17:59
his bed up here in bed. So I
18:01
was thinking in that bed that night. So like
18:03
I literally had to sleep underneath
18:06
the killer from the film I've just seen, and
18:08
also in screen. Yeah,
18:10
it's not unlikely for
18:13
that to be one of the scenes where like, oh,
18:15
it's just a little costume from about the
18:17
killer and we've got hanging in the ceiling and then that is
18:19
the killer actually and then
18:22
they stab you in the night. Um.
18:24
So like as that was the first night I saw
18:26
it was hanging over me, and then
18:28
everything I tried to go because there's all these horrible
18:31
thoughts of like all the different murders
18:33
that happened in the film and like all
18:36
the people that this beginning is one of
18:38
the great I think it's one of the great openings to a film
18:41
screen too, genuinely the cinema
18:43
hory, brilliant
18:45
scary secrets. Yeah. Also
18:47
with that as well, it's like, oh, like no one will
18:49
help you, yeah, and they all think it's
18:52
part of this show. Yeah. Yeah,
18:54
So that there was that
18:56
I was just running over all that they're
18:58
going, okay, so why did those to kill
19:00
everyone? And just like trying
19:03
to go over it and trying to work it
19:05
out and going. But she was acting so
19:07
normal for the whole film.
19:09
A lady was acting just really normal because
19:11
she was murdering these kids, and
19:14
like it was I just couldn't get I
19:16
thought I was literally was not sleeping, and I
19:18
don't know how I eventually got out of it.
19:21
I was managing. Yeah, I probably watched a really happy
19:23
film and snap myself out of it, but like
19:25
I don't I couldn't tell any of my friends. Have you seen
19:27
screen never
19:30
revisib but I only watched it recently. I
19:32
think I've watched all of them, and
19:34
I've watched the Screen TV series
19:36
on Netflix, which most people would tell you
19:38
is a part of ship and what would you say,
19:40
I think it is but deliberately, but deliberately,
19:44
but because the films are
19:46
making fun of horror films, which
19:48
I didn't realize at the time I was watching it. I thought it's
19:50
a genuine horror film. But like, the films are kind of
19:52
making fun of horror films and stuff like that, and then
19:54
deliberately, deliberately have bits that
19:57
are badly acted and things like and that's
19:59
what the TV series habits that are deliberately
20:01
hammy and like over the top and
20:03
bits that are a bit parody, stuff
20:05
like that, but like it stays really true
20:07
to the films. Anyone who gets annoyed with the TV
20:10
series, you know, if you if you like the films, yeah,
20:12
it's not the TV series. It's not exactly what the TV
20:15
What the film did is doing it to the nth degree because
20:17
it's also making fun of the film, so it's just
20:19
doing stealing that on top of it. But I quite
20:21
enjoy It's just like so easy to watch. You
20:24
stay easier. I mean, when you were fourteen. You couldn't
20:27
sleep. Yeah, I couldn't sleep too it. So now
20:29
is it like a little now I could
20:31
watch that kind of stuff now a brave
20:33
boy now. Yeah. For a while, it was just like films
20:35
like that. The other comment scared me a lot was Hannibal,
20:38
because that was the first film I've seen
20:40
where a brain, Yes,
20:42
someminate a brain, but also like a lot
20:44
of the stuff in Hannibal that's really awful. You don't see
20:47
it happen. That's so there's the stuff that you had
20:49
to imagine, Like because with that scene, for example,
20:52
all the stuff in between you whoy
20:54
drugs him and then what does it just got him saying
20:56
that it's just talk into him. It's
20:58
kinds fucking henny and
21:00
he's like feeling his own brain. That that bit
21:02
in particular was just like I couldn't stop
21:04
thinking about it how horrible it
21:07
was, because I think it's all like pre the
21:09
whole accepting death thing because of
21:11
suddenly being reduced to that. So it's like,
21:14
if that was me and that happens, if someone did
21:16
that to me, is that all I am? I'm just
21:18
a piece of meat that can be manipulated.
21:20
And then suddenly if I'm jugged up and nothing for that,
21:22
I'm that stupid that I just eat my own
21:25
brain and I'll say shitty
21:27
things to the people at the dinner table, and I won't realize
21:29
when he throws the tea towel on his head. Yeah, that's
21:32
the worst for me, because he treats him
21:34
like he's nothing. At that point, he's just
21:36
there with his brain exposed, jeweling,
21:39
but still alive, and Hannibals
21:42
wheeled him into the kitchen and he just wipes
21:45
his hands on the tea towel and just throws it on his
21:47
head like it's a it's a chair, it's just a
21:49
stand, and it just covers his face and it's on
21:51
his brain. And you're like, that's
21:53
all I am, just a brain in a bit of meat.
21:55
I'm nothing that And that
21:58
scared me. How one's works with me. An
22:00
old man whose job in
22:03
the I don't remember what time. He
22:05
worked for a studio in Hollywood, and
22:07
his job was to come up they made lads and
22:10
lads of B movie horror films and his literally
22:12
his job was to come up with deaths, ways
22:14
of like cool death, scaping death. And
22:16
he said his favorite one that he came up with was
22:19
they put a guy to sleep, They cut
22:21
open the top of his skulls with his brains expose. They
22:23
wheeled him in front of a mirror, and then they
22:25
wake him up. And when he wakes up, he sees
22:28
himself and he goes ah and puts his hands to
22:30
his head. He shot and crushes his own
22:32
brain, put his fingers through
22:34
his brain. That was his best How don't I think of
22:36
that? Han't that? That's your job? Yeah? Think about
22:38
stuff. I just get worried about myself. He's a lovely
22:41
man, family man. What is the film that
22:43
made you cry the most? Pride?
22:46
I love Bride. Yeah, I loved
22:48
that film, one of my favorite films
22:50
of recent years. Love it and
22:53
I saw that more than say,
22:56
saving mister Banks, Saving
22:58
mister Banks. But like I cry
23:01
out stuff that makes me feel
23:03
I guess happy rather than sad. I
23:06
know, who don't know? You might not know praying.
23:08
There is a wonderful film about the
23:10
miners in Wales ending
23:13
forces with the gay community.
23:15
Yeah, so the gay community basically
23:18
decided to support the miners because
23:20
the miners because basically that there's a scene
23:23
at the beginning of the film where you know, they're
23:25
saying, we haven't been hassled for ages. Yeah,
23:27
and we normally get those a ship from the police all
23:29
the time, and why is that not happening now? And
23:32
it's because there has than somebody else that has
23:34
the miners now, And so we can either just
23:37
go great, yeah, or
23:39
we can get behind them and support them even
23:41
though they didn't support us, and them supported us,
23:44
and that alone for a little
23:46
question. Boy, But we've been years
23:48
ago. I was so nice and
23:51
so so first, I much us in the cinema.
23:53
I don't crying the cinema, so I kind of like was fine,
23:55
but I loved it, and so I bought the DVD,
23:58
which I don't really do any these days, but the
24:01
DVD and I'm watched it on my own one night,
24:03
and I honestly think I cried
24:06
for the whole film. And at
24:08
the end, the back of my head,
24:10
the head muscles hurt because
24:12
I've been crying. They've been like my whole
24:15
trying to produce more teams. It will been wrinkled
24:17
and in the tense for the whole film, and it genuinely
24:20
hurt. And I was trying not to cry because
24:23
it was like that was hurting so much,
24:26
and it was there's so many scenes
24:28
in it. There seems that most films were saved
24:30
just to the end, and it's every scene
24:32
in price, So every scene in it
24:34
is potentially the end of a film where they
24:37
try and make you cry, and just
24:39
all the way through. My all time favorite
24:42
show that I saw it the on stage.
24:44
Yes, I house the musical. My
24:47
dad got his tickets from boxing day and
24:49
I thought, the fuck is this shiite
24:52
shit? Yeah, and they cried all the way from It's
24:54
the most beautiful thing I've ever seeing anything.
24:57
Story is so beautifully dead, and it's direct
25:00
buying Matthew Walkers, and when they're
25:02
still Pride, I was like, this is the most joyful,
25:05
beautiful film I ever seen. And then I saw at the end
25:07
director by Matthew Walkers. Of course it is.
25:12
I don't know that I knew that about that
25:15
musical. Yeah, yeah, it's just
25:17
I mean, the cast is amazing,
25:20
the story is really weirdly.
25:22
The only bit that doesn't make me cry is
25:24
the bit where they really try and make
25:26
you cry. So there's there's it's one
25:28
bit where everyone starts singing
25:31
yeah during this village hall, and I
25:33
can't remember what's just happened, but something bad
25:36
has just happened, Like you know, they've
25:38
basically been told they're not going to get what they want or whatever
25:40
it is. And a lady gets up and starts
25:42
singing and singing together.
25:45
And that's the only bit that doesn't make me cry, even I'm sure
25:47
that most people cry that bit. But for some reasons,
25:49
I'm like, you're trying to make it forget
25:52
about. I saw this coming, but where's
25:54
everything else? It's just like you're
25:56
watching yeah, like you know, people
26:00
coming together and supporting each other, and people
26:02
like coming over, people
26:05
coming out, people realizing
26:08
they've got aids. Like there's so much
26:10
like dumlic West does an amazing
26:12
dancing it. And I remember
26:15
thinking, as an actor, if I if
26:17
I got the part and I was being description it says,
26:20
by the way, you have to do a massive dance in
26:22
front of a crowd of people, I'd be like shit,
26:24
And he really goes really really
26:27
it does, unlike that Billy Brand's
26:29
song at the end. I
26:32
don't know. This is what I found about
26:34
Privacy. It's such for a film that's you know,
26:37
it's it could be a heavy subject,
26:39
it's so joyful and it's so full
26:41
of love and wonder. But
26:43
then the film ends, and then it shows up like
26:46
titles of where the people are now kind of titles,
26:49
and all the titles are so depressing
26:51
that as sad as I
26:55
think one of them is very sad, but like it, like
26:57
you ended that film before it all, yeah,
27:00
yeah, yeah, they do deal with that. But also
27:02
there's plenty of sad stuff in the film. But
27:04
like the fact that they make the main message
27:07
about supporting each other and
27:10
supporting your neighbors and like not that's
27:12
the whole kind of thing about again not leaving people
27:14
high and joy this because they're not fighting the same course
27:17
as you or whatever. It is, like you know, it's just they got
27:19
a different battle and it's not your battle. I actually
27:21
just like still going, no, we get we've got the
27:23
same oppressors or whatever. So like
27:26
it. It was great, and Paddy Constantine's
27:28
amazing in it. The storm, it's amazing. Bill
27:30
Nai like it's sandwiches
27:35
well that scene. Yet when when he's making
27:37
this, that's one of the many scenes that makes you try when
27:39
that is so well done.
27:43
Yeah, there's too many. It's a scene
27:45
after scene that this destroys me, and I
27:48
was absolute wreck by the time
27:50
it was taking time. Do you like I
27:53
don't mean this sort of weirdly? Do you like crying?
27:56
Will you like this? Is? I
27:58
didn't cry for years? So my I
28:01
cried when I was I'm seventeen.
28:04
My cats died and I cried, and
28:06
I didn't cry again until
28:08
Pride, well not far
28:10
off, like made it until I was
28:13
thirty. Like, I just didn't cry,
28:15
couldn't cry. I wasn't trying to necessarily,
28:17
but like I was, like, I just don't. I guess that's the thing.
28:19
I just don't cry. Yeah, And then that was it,
28:22
and then I found that way until I
28:24
was saying right and twenty
28:28
years Yeah, you seem like a man of
28:30
principle. And so the next
28:32
person to have you is what is the film
28:34
that you love and ashamedly? Yeah?
28:37
But this is bad. It is certainly
28:39
critically reviled. People
28:42
say this film is bad, but you're like, f
28:44
few, this film is amazing. Final
28:46
Destination five lovely too.
28:49
Is that the rather place to war? No,
28:52
it's not the place to work. It's the
28:54
final one. It's the final five. Yeah,
28:57
yeah, it was. It was freely
29:00
three D. Yeah, Yeah, yeah, what a film.
29:02
Talk to me. I love all the
29:04
Final Destination of films,
29:06
and what I love about them is
29:08
that it's essentially the same comedy
29:11
sketch over and over again, and you
29:14
know what the punch line is going to be every
29:16
time. So this guy, here's a bunch of
29:18
sketches and at the end
29:20
they're going to die. So the end,
29:22
the main the main character in the sketch is
29:25
going to die and you know that, and
29:27
the laughs are all the different
29:29
ways that they could possibly die, and then at
29:31
the end we kill them in the way that you don't suspect.
29:34
It was funny. So it's like the first show, it's
29:36
just catchphase comedy. Know what it depends on is
29:38
this is how are they going to get somehow?
29:40
Trying to reinvent it every single time,
29:43
and I think it's brilliant. And by the time they get
29:45
to Final Destination five, they fully know
29:47
that's all this is, right, so they don't
29:50
really bother with the plot. What's
29:52
the big the big thing the premonition
29:55
death at the beginning, and is
29:57
the driving with the love on the motorway.
30:00
No, So that's that's
30:02
like a that's another one that's like quite
30:04
an early one. Okay, it is.
30:07
I'm pretty sure it's because now I'm worried that I'm
30:09
getting them mixed up. I'm pretty sure I'm not. It's a
30:11
bridge collapses and they're all on this busy
30:14
and let's somehow survive
30:16
it. So yeah, small for them, that's
30:19
quite a small. It's pretty huge. It's
30:22
a bridge collapsing. It is a big and
30:25
it's not edone's
30:29
dying. It's really fun,
30:33
like someone gets like boiling tar poured
30:35
on them. Way, I
30:38
kind of want you to spoil this. They don't listen if you down this
30:40
spoil. But if it's the final, final, final destination?
30:43
Do they cure death? How did they stop
30:45
it? How is it the final one? They do not cure
30:47
death. And here's the thing, And I
30:49
know what you're going to say when I tell you this. I mean, I did
30:52
not do this deliberately. But it's
30:54
not the final one. It reveals
30:56
it happened before the first one, and
30:58
it was the first. It triggered the whole thing.
31:01
That's what's quite that's cool. What's quite
31:03
great about it is that even the people who
31:06
hate it takes which go. It's
31:09
a really good twist because you don't realize until
31:12
the end, Oh, they've not been using modern technology.
31:15
This was set before that, but you don't realize
31:17
it for the whole film. He was like, you don't
31:19
real any of that, and then you realize that this was
31:21
before the first one. That's what they did. My
31:24
favorite sort of not loved
31:27
for a series is Paranormal Activity.
31:29
Yeah, and Paranormal Activity, the marked
31:31
ones where they really went off piece
31:34
at the end is he sort of
31:36
has accidentally become
31:39
a ghost kind of thing, like he's going through a dimension
31:41
where he can't be seen, and he
31:43
walks through a door into the first paranormal
31:46
activity and the big scary noises
31:48
in the house and him just walking around. Nice.
31:52
Great, it's great, it's
31:54
great. Ship it's really cool.
31:57
But like also I saw it on the
31:59
so my first ever solo
32:01
show, at which any
32:04
comic who's done at Edinburgh will tell you that
32:06
the debut show is you're not really
32:08
prepared for hunsing to make you feel. It
32:10
makes you feel more anxious than you thought you would, more
32:13
stressed. Your ego takes a real beat
32:15
in. You have a lot of doubt and it's a quite a stressful
32:17
month, and at the end of the month, I
32:20
booked a train back a little
32:22
bit too late, so maybe like I had a whole
32:24
day in Edinburgh and everyone
32:27
else had gone home apart from me, Tom, both
32:29
from Tile, and I think it was Lee
32:32
and Paul from Late Night gim
32:34
Fight, but I'm not sure if
32:36
any of the others. Maybe Matt was there as well. But
32:39
we all decided we were going to go and see
32:41
Final Destination five at the cinema, just
32:43
go see that, and we went
32:46
there and watching after a month of
32:48
being at a festival where we
32:50
were all obsessed over making these perfect
32:52
shows that will impress the
32:54
critics and impress the awards
32:56
panel and all this kind of stuff, and then
32:59
you go and see a film that's literally
33:01
gone, we don't care, we
33:03
don't care about any
33:06
of you say about this. We know
33:08
this is fun. We're just gonna have a load of fun
33:10
with this film. And we're now putting
33:12
it in three D so that you can really
33:15
have also a three D film. Where I
33:17
was playing it was in three D, where I'm just sitting there
33:20
going, oh yeah, they've added a lot of depth to
33:22
it, so it actually thing seem further away,
33:25
stick in your face. I wanted the
33:29
three D films adit in my face? I want to say, you know, in
33:31
the bridge fall apart and they all everything is
33:34
exploding out. Yeah, it
33:37
was away from my face. Yeah, well one of them literally
33:39
have already sat at the back. All these metal
33:41
rods slide off of a lorry
33:43
and just go through someone and they all come
33:46
right at you. It's great. So
33:48
like it was, it was such a good film. And what to
33:51
go? Oh yeah, you know what, when I'm
33:53
in the audience, I just want to enjoy myself
33:55
and have fun. And second
33:58
enemy a lot of music into pointing
34:02
the face and killing them all. Yeah, yeah,
34:05
that was my favorite. Say you did okay?
34:08
The next thing I wouldn't know then, is what is the
34:10
film that has the most meaning to you? Not
34:12
because you left the film per se, but
34:14
because of the circumstances in which you saw
34:17
it, for example, first date
34:19
with Sam Weeks and in love with them or whatever.
34:21
What's the film the experience of what's
34:24
net film that is your So this
34:26
is one of my favorite films as well. So it's
34:29
Boy, which is a film by Tiger
34:32
Oh Okay, who people will know from
34:34
you did four but also did doing
34:37
the Shadows and the wonderful
34:40
the Wilder People, but like the hum
34:43
the Wilder People, which is great um and Eagle
34:45
versus Sharps. His first film, Boy was the second
34:47
one, but based on like a short film we've done before.
34:50
Boy is one of my favorite
34:53
films ever. And I watched
34:55
it. It was the first time I went to New Zealand, and I
34:57
am in love with that country.
35:00
And some of that is probably because
35:03
my ex girlfriend is from there and
35:06
so like I spent a lot of time there. But
35:08
what's not but what's nice is that I know that, you know,
35:10
my relationship with that country immersed it with her two
35:12
different things, and you
35:15
know, I didn't know that, and I for a
35:18
while I thought New Zealand.
35:20
I thought it's just connected together, like it's just because
35:22
of her that I like it so much. And then
35:24
like I went there after the breakup
35:27
and I was like, oh no, I just love which is lovely
35:29
as well to go back, go back, and I
35:31
love everything about this country is so great.
35:34
And I was really lucky to go
35:36
out with her and have it that she because she was really
35:38
proud of where she came from. And I
35:41
got to spend a lot more time, like you
35:43
know, immersed in that when I was over there with her
35:45
and meeting her family, you know, and like, there's
35:48
so much in that film. I just actually,
35:51
yeah, I really love it because the first time I saw it was when
35:54
sometimes time I went to New Zealand, I just had this is a
35:56
different break betimes I'm always getting I'm
35:58
always having breakups. But I just had a breakup
36:00
and I went to Yeah. Yeah, So
36:03
I went to New Zealand like a week after
36:05
having a breakup. I've never been before.
36:07
I was going for the comedy Festival, and
36:10
it was just like exactly what I needed.
36:12
I was very lucky something. You know, there's
36:14
loads of times when you're really lucky to have this job,
36:17
and that was one of the times of like, how fortunate
36:20
that this is my job and that I get to just go on
36:22
a plane. Yeah. And I went there and
36:24
I just had this amazing time discovering
36:26
this new place. It felt really good. And then someone
36:29
organized, someone called highly I love them.
36:31
She sorted out. She knew
36:33
most of us hadn't seen Boy. She was
36:36
like, we're going to watch it this afternoon
36:38
at the Classic, which is a venue, and she'd
36:40
like sorted out, look a big
36:43
TV got out and bought boy and she's
36:45
like, we want to watch it at this time, and come along, you want to watch
36:47
it, And so I went along and
36:49
it was unlike anything I've seen before. Really,
36:52
it was pretty beautiful film that makes you care
36:54
about all of the characters but never really puts
36:56
them in too much danger, and
36:58
yet you still feel worried for them the whole thing. It doesn't
37:00
really like it's a huge peril,
37:03
but it's just quite sad anyway. The certain taxes are quite
37:05
sad and so you just with them every
37:07
step of the way. And it's a very it's
37:10
a very funny film in parts as well, but
37:12
like it's really one of the kind. And
37:15
that was like the first time I saw in, it made me feel
37:17
really I've already kind of like
37:19
growing to love New Zealand anyway,
37:21
and that really locked it in of like because
37:24
it's such a New Zealand film, but not in a
37:26
way that there were some films that have been made
37:29
presumtive, but the one that would Jake
37:31
the muss In that everyone talks about. It's just like
37:33
the first what's it called, Where's a horrible
37:36
film about domestic violence? Oh? Wor
37:39
Yes, yes, and people associate
37:41
those kind of gritty films of New
37:43
Zealand a lot of the time, but it has to make films
37:45
are quite gritty and horrible and often
37:48
don't really celebrate the country much,
37:50
where the type of films I feel really
37:52
celebrate New Zealand and what's great
37:55
about it. And even though Pride
37:57
is the film that I try have the most, Boy
37:59
is getting there and Boy is the fastest I cry
38:01
at a film. Boy. I cry at the first
38:04
line immediate. But the first it opens and
38:06
it's it's a close up of boy,
38:09
right, so like it's just his
38:11
face, Yeah, his face
38:14
fills the screen and it says cure.
38:16
And then I cry immediately because
38:19
it's such a the open. It's
38:21
just like he's smiling and he's
38:23
saying something that I've only heard people saying in New
38:25
Zealand. They probably say it over places, but like it's
38:28
so such a an opening
38:30
of just then been proud of New Zealand
38:32
immediately, which especially because
38:35
there's a bit of a culture New Zealand from, you've got to
38:37
be humbling, not crouding yourself and stuff like that. And
38:40
so I don't maybe not crouding yourself, but not
38:42
big heading and not arrogant, but that opening is
38:44
just so proud of
38:46
their country and I've been there
38:48
and it just immediately makes me cry
38:50
straight away and I love
38:52
I love it, And yeah, that that first viewing
38:54
was just a very special thing. I feel like it's
38:57
so and it helped to heal
38:59
in your break it probably how many, Yeah,
39:01
both breakups that I mentioned, so like,
39:03
yeah, that first one definitely because it was like I
39:06
just needed to get away, go somewhere else, and
39:08
then realized there's this amazing place, all of amazing
39:10
people, and like I'm just having
39:13
that experience was great. And then
39:17
the other relationship where yeah, she was
39:19
probably New Zealand because I didn't
39:21
have any hard feelings towards her. She's
39:23
brilliant, And then a film like that kind
39:25
of just reminds me that, yeah, she's
39:28
brilliant and that that feels good. When
39:30
I was when my first girlfriend,
39:33
I was worth for three years and when
39:35
she broke up with me. The day she broke up with me, we
39:37
had tickets to a preview of Recling
39:40
for a Dream and because we'd
39:42
really liked the trainer and we'd liked yeah,
39:45
and I she broke she broke up with me, and I was
39:48
in my room sort of crying, and I was sad, and
39:50
then I thought, I'm not going to miss out on this, Like
39:52
I could stay here and cry, and I've got a ticket
39:54
to this film, and so I went
39:56
to see Well,
40:01
right, yeah, but
40:04
that's not me. No. I thought, well, I think
40:07
Recondre's but a happy ending, but that's
40:11
not one of the said famously when because
40:15
I feel like at the end of Reckon of Your Dream, everyone's
40:17
life's gonna get better. Everyone's lives canna
40:19
get better. Where it ends, it's like because they can't
40:21
get any because they
40:24
cry ends and you go, fuck you hear what
40:26
happened? Yeah, Recomend Dream Days. He's
40:28
clean. Now, it's gonna be a right, it's gonna get our business. He's gonna
40:30
be fine. She's in a mad coble where she's
40:32
mad and she's happy and she's on TV's
40:36
it's gonna be fine, and he's gonna go and get him and they're gonna
40:38
be loving being back to chemist the ending? How
40:41
you have got that from that? Speaking of sexy
40:44
films, what what's
40:48
it? I mean? Yeah, I know you're a very
40:50
you're very sexual animal,
40:53
what's the what's the film you
40:55
think is the sexiest? What's the film maybe
40:57
the most trouble in your pants? Yeah, so
41:00
it's not the film my finger is the sexiest. Now,
41:03
I don't know what film that would even be. I don't really
41:05
even watch films. A lot of things are so sexy,
41:07
not since the Rescue is Down and nort
41:11
But the only thing I've watched and I've
41:13
been like, this is so sexy was American
41:15
Pie because you because
41:18
of how old I was, I was thirteen.
41:20
Yeah, well, except the
41:23
sort of sexy in the main play is like revenge
41:26
porn, assault, isn't it what happens they
41:28
set up cameras and make her Yeah
41:31
thirteen. I'm not intellectual. I'm
41:33
just like, oh my god, there's boobs in
41:35
the film, like there was never that. I've
41:38
never seen that before in the film. No, and she's
41:40
beauty sexually means so
41:42
there was that. That's really there's
41:44
the hot mum the guy gets to sleep
41:47
with. That's really sexy. Oh
41:49
genuinely in that film. I
41:52
was like I would like sex.
41:55
I was like, I have sex with everyone right now? Whose
41:57
film has maybe the sexes
41:59
that the first time
42:02
probably thirteen. Well, I
42:05
don't know, Like I remember I've
42:07
spoke about this on other podcasts before,
42:09
but my my my awakening was
42:11
watching a cartoon. I
42:13
think it was a hand of barbera cartoon about two
42:16
eggs and a boy are going a girl like walking around
42:18
the kitchen and the boy and fancied the girl. They both
42:20
quite innocent looking little eggs, and the girl
42:22
leg falls into a pot of boiling water. But
42:25
then she comes out and she's really sexy, like
42:27
Sandy be at the end of yeah,
42:31
so yeah something she's like that, she's she's really mean,
42:33
and I was like, I want to egg
42:36
but like me, I
42:39
wanted the mean one explains why I'm
42:41
thirty three and singles still that's because I've always
42:43
gone for the long girls. Like
42:46
yeah, but like that was the first
42:48
time I was like, oh, I think, well,
42:51
the thing is he went from eggs to pie. I
42:53
mean there's a clear trajectory eggs
42:56
to pie. Yeah,
42:58
yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm just interested
43:01
in the pie. Yeah
43:03
yeah, clearly that's the kind of stuff I should be watching.
43:06
Great British baser. Absolutely,
43:13
Hollywood, you Lucky Son ever done? Okay,
43:16
thank you, it's a good answer. Okay,
43:19
this one. The question is what is
43:21
the film that you most related
43:23
to? What film have you works? That's
43:25
me that whether the character or
43:27
the vibe of the film, or yes, now
43:31
you can be as arrogant as you one, or yeah,
43:33
whatever I think I'm doing. I think
43:35
I've maybe got this one wrong. Okay,
43:38
but it's a film. Maybe it's not that I
43:40
relate to. It relates
43:42
to how I fought about stuff, so put
43:45
the company. I was in a load of bands, and
43:47
the aim was never going to be necessarily
43:49
like seen Massive or Favors.
43:51
Yeah, it was to do something significant
43:54
with a music, make a difference. And always
43:56
felt like people always like you're never gonna
43:58
get a lot, especially in Captain.
44:01
You're not gonna get anywhere, and it's something
44:03
to happen, and you think just trying
44:05
and just doing it as enough, and this is and
44:07
that's kind of what I tell myself a
44:09
lot. But it's only me telling myself that don't
44:12
really have anyone else reinforcing that and
44:14
going, yeah, just you know, it's enough
44:16
that you're doing it. You probably you know, who knows.
44:18
You might write a song and then no one
44:20
hears it, but then ten years time, someone picks
44:23
it up and lights. Yeah, there's never that. But I
44:25
was trying to say to myself that, mighty, if you're
44:27
doing something that you really like, other
44:29
people will find it. Eventually they're like it. And
44:32
it's a film called fish Story. It's a lesbian
44:35
film. No, no, that's pay fish Story.
44:38
But you know, of course, of course you've heard of that
44:40
one and not this one. But what
44:43
is it? So it's a film about it's
44:45
about the band Yes, who are
44:48
recording a it's
44:50
a single, and they find out while
44:52
they're recording it it might even be an album. They find
44:55
out while they're recording it that they're getting
44:57
dropped from the label and that this is the last album
44:59
and that they and they got nothing
45:01
in this band besides, and they're
45:03
splitting up, and they
45:06
record this final song and he's
45:08
using lyrics that he's he got
45:10
from a book that he read, which is a book that
45:13
no one's heard of, and that like, you
45:15
know, never never did any business. And I
45:17
think there's only like I remember in the film
45:19
now, but if there's like even only one copy of it, he's got
45:21
hold of it. It's like something ridiculous. There's this story
45:24
behind this book. Who moves them, and while
45:26
he's singing it, he makes a speech to
45:29
the record label kind of saying it how
45:31
much he doesn't care about that they're dropping them. And
45:33
then when they're like a label released the album, they
45:35
cut his speech out, but they leave it. There's
45:37
a silence, so there's a song,
45:40
and then there's this block of silence, and then the song starts
45:42
again, and then it's like a little kind
45:44
of cult album and people have theories
45:47
about the silence and it's like a haunted
45:49
fit or something like that, and it's all
45:51
like through different times. So the next kind
45:53
of time period is someone going home.
45:55
It's kind of quite weaky guy. He gets pushed around
45:58
by a lot of people driving home on his own and
46:00
this songs in the take deck and the silence
46:02
come on. And during the silence, he hears a scream
46:04
and he stops and realizes there's a woman
46:06
getting assaulted, and he goes up to try
46:09
and help her. I think he just like fades
46:11
out on that he don't really see what happens. And
46:13
then there's never seen. That's like on a boat
46:16
and he's terrorists takeover the boat.
46:18
And then one of the passengers is
46:20
this boy who just
46:23
it's like a martial arts master,
46:25
like it's an indestructible kid just
46:28
takes them all on on his own stories.
46:30
And one of them passages this girl who was asleep,
46:33
and he goes saves her life basically, and
46:35
then she goes to school, does
46:37
really well, becomes like a genius mathematician.
46:40
And then there's an asteroid heading for Earth that's
46:42
going to kill everybody in the future.
46:46
Yes, and then she is
46:48
the whole plot of the film. But you had to yeah,
46:53
exactly, this isn't that's what I was like a kid. But
46:55
then she's basically the mathematician who
46:57
figures out how to stop the asteroid. So if
47:00
that band has also also the
47:03
word also the kid is like the color
47:05
food Master, the marti arts master. Yeah,
47:07
is the child of the guy and the woman
47:10
in the by the side of the Roads, the
47:12
guy who saves that woman. They go out
47:14
and then he trains the kids in a way to be a wimp like him.
47:16
Where's a good fish Story? The book is called
47:18
fish Story that he leaves, and then
47:20
the song is called fish Story that they like. So it's kind
47:23
of about if you do anything creative, it's
47:25
taking it to the ms degree. And going you could be a little
47:28
shitty punk band who no one listens to and
47:30
you saved the world. I think I like that you
47:32
related to that. But I would say, if you want to
47:34
be sort of a creative person that no one
47:37
sees, and then you'll discovered many
47:39
of you do and don't think yourself a Netflix
47:42
well actually changed the
47:44
thing. No, it's
47:46
not, you know, it's
47:48
still like it's basically the whole thing about it's
47:51
just worth it to try. You know, it's
47:53
positive whatever you're doing, and if you're being creative,
47:56
it's having a positive effect. And you can when
47:58
you were in your band. Yeah, if that yeah,
48:00
And but it just takes it to It's like it
48:03
takes that theory to its most preposterous
48:06
limits. It's a bit tarantine. I asked
48:08
the film and there's
48:10
is great montage at the end where
48:12
they just showed everything in order, so they showed the guys
48:14
talking to get his book made and how it eventually
48:16
leads to the world being safe, and
48:19
it's it's just quite It's like that
48:21
in School of Rock. Both made me feel
48:24
like just work it a try and be creative,
48:26
that's all it is. There's like there's enough to just try
48:31
one of the best films. So great, so amazing.
48:33
Yeah, what's interesting about history?
48:35
It is Actually it sounds a bit like finally
48:38
this mess in terms of this to
48:40
this to this. Yeah, but it's the
48:42
opposite leads to saying that yeah, yeah
48:45
good at the end, Yeah yeah yeah,
48:48
music will save us all. Yeah, that's I still
48:50
believe that, you believe that's it? Yeah, I mean music,
48:52
music gets me food. Yeah,
48:55
anything, it's great, it's amazing, magical,
48:57
believe that. Yeah. Side note, and
49:00
what's the film with the best soundtrack? You
49:02
can only have one. I like a lot of
49:04
films that John Brian does the music for. Yes,
49:07
and my favorite,
49:09
Yeah, I Habes
49:12
was nearly my film that I loved at the
49:14
time when ye now, so there's a bit too much of its
49:16
time. And also David Mussel has made much better
49:18
films since. But I Hybes is
49:20
great soundtrack, Maybe that would be it. Or
49:22
we come back to that, what film do
49:25
you think is Objectively it might not be your
49:27
favorite film, but you are like, technically
49:30
that is the greatest film of all time, in the same
49:32
way critics usually say Citizen Came
49:34
or Vertigo. It might be your favorite,
49:36
but you go, oh, yeah, that's fair enough. That's the
49:38
greatest film ever. Oh okay, so
49:41
I interpret this one has been my favorite one,
49:44
but you know, and something like
49:46
something like shins and shittiz. This is a great
49:48
film. But I don't think you're gonna go, well, let's
49:50
pitch in this list. Sure, it's Friday
49:53
night. I think
49:55
if I was to say the quotes director of all
49:57
time once, I'd say, standing Kubrick. Okay,
50:00
it's when do you think its greatest film? Then I guess
50:02
the greatest films probably the only one that I
50:04
didn't like all the way through it, which is great
50:07
someone I'd say it's the one that I would say, like if
50:10
someone was saying, will show me the greatest
50:12
time? Yeah, aliens, come, you can only turn one for them
50:14
one? And what's the greatest film? Is this medium
50:16
of film? Like I might and I
50:19
didn't like it two
50:21
thousand and one great Like I'll
50:24
probably show up that, but I'll go listen
50:26
aliens. Before I watched this from
50:28
disclosure, I like the bait of the monkeys at
50:30
the beginning, and I really love the
50:32
house story and everything else.
50:36
I'm going to fast forward it, okay in
50:38
the game, Yeah,
50:41
yeah, Okay,
50:44
this is a very long I wish the film was
50:46
just the how thing, and I would
50:48
like it more. But then if it was just the
50:50
how thing for the whole film, I might not show
50:53
it to people as an example of here's like yeah, because
50:55
that the whole thing is like you still get
50:57
to the end and go, well, that's impressive,
51:00
said Basing that he did that. It's incredible
51:02
obviously that he did it before. Yeah,
51:04
people went to the moon and ship Yeah yeah, yeah,
51:07
yeah before yeah
51:09
before did he hope
51:12
they saw that they he could do meant
51:15
yeah, he didn't moon land and then they put clues in the shining
51:17
that he done the moon landing. Apparently I
51:20
know all about it. Yeah, before we get to
51:22
the fundal pissing, when Bonus qussing and
51:24
I just went, I don't know, being too negative, but
51:27
if we could quickly go with what do you think
51:29
it's the worst it? What's your what's the worst
51:31
film you've ever seen? Reminition staring
51:33
Sandra book on paper. That sounds fun.
51:36
She lives a week in the wrong order, so
51:38
that's great, and her husband dies, so
51:41
Dave one. Her husband dies in
51:43
a lorry accident, and
51:48
then she wakes up the next morning and
51:50
it's his life. It's earlier
51:52
in the week and she wakes up again it's the funeral.
51:56
So she's figuring out hold a saving
51:58
and that sounds great, sounds that finally
52:00
there's a nation. It is awful born
52:04
and le written right. It doesn't
52:06
work the end. It is ridiculous
52:08
that she ends up being the one who kills him in the car.
52:12
But like sounds so good, it's absolutely
52:14
awful. It's so bad. I
52:16
would have walked out the cinema, but when I saw it, I
52:18
can only I couldn't really afford to go to the cinema very often,
52:21
so I'm like, well, here
52:23
I am I going to watch it. It was absolutely
52:25
hormendous. I tell
52:28
this story on podcast. You and
52:31
I, I think one of the significant
52:33
times where I made a decision about
52:35
what I think about art and stuff happened
52:37
with you because you and I on a
52:39
date to see to
52:42
see the film Snowtown. Yes, Snowtown,
52:45
which is about the true story of a serial
52:47
killer in Australia, and it is such
52:50
a depressing, bleak, horrible
52:53
film that although I think technically
52:55
it's very well made, I hate that film.
52:57
I think it's I don't know why it exists,
53:00
said, don't know what it was, and there
53:02
was We were sat there an
53:05
hour in and we've played twenty quitter ticket
53:07
and it was like and about
53:10
an hour into an already horrendously bleak
53:12
film, one brother wrestles his other
53:14
brother to the floor and starts ranking him,
53:17
and the camera just stays in the cord, just
53:19
watching a boy be raped by brother. And
53:21
I turned to James and I said that, said
53:23
to take because I thought, what are
53:26
we doing here? Why? And
53:29
it made me realize that my big theory,
53:31
which is the drama without
53:33
jokes, without humor in it, is
53:36
bad art. It means
53:38
you have not looked at life, You've not understood
53:40
life. Because when you read true stories
53:42
of the Holocaust, people in concentration camps,
53:45
they make jokes like that people
53:47
make people. There are moments of humor
53:50
even in the darkest shit. And if your film doesn't
53:52
have a fucking jokes in it, you have failed.
53:56
It's bad art, right fucking
54:00
just about the seat, tragic, heartbreaking,
54:02
larious, Lady of Jacks. There's still some jokes
54:04
in there. I mean you have to dig deep to
54:06
find them, but like, yeah, there's still some jokes in Manchester
54:08
by the Sea anyway, But Manchester by the Sea has
54:11
also I would say it has
54:13
relatable stuff in it. Snowtown,
54:16
Yeah, it doesn't have a bit where you go, oh
54:18
yeah, that's like unless you've been
54:20
through any of that horrific shit, yeah, it's
54:23
not. And even then if you have, it's not a relatable
54:25
thing in a good way, you know, like in Manchester
54:28
by the Sea, you can go okay, yeah, even
54:31
though I've not been for any of this stuff, I
54:33
can see how like a human
54:35
beings, you know, empathize them, imagine
54:38
that happened to you. I don't. I can see how many feels
54:40
like that and he is
54:42
in this awful position and when sh and you really
54:44
feel for them all. And with Snowtown, it's
54:46
like, this is just horrible. Yeah, it was really
54:49
horrible thing after a horrible thing,
54:51
and I have to know that it really happened,
54:54
and the world is horrible. Yeah,
54:57
really awful, really awful. But
54:59
at least that it got a reaction out of
55:01
me that I was like, oh, that's so hard. When it really
55:04
messed with me, permonition was like,
55:06
no, I just hate it. It's just about this is
55:08
boring and it's bad. It's
55:11
ridiculous. And also I hate it when people take a what
55:13
it's quite a good idea? Who
55:16
fell over the bar and admitted it? So like,
55:19
yeah, okay. So to end
55:21
on a more positive I'm sorry for being
55:24
bafly negative there. So this is
55:27
the final question is not what is
55:29
the greatest film? What is the film that you
55:32
I guess it depends on your definition.
55:34
I'd said this is your favorite film? What's the film that
55:36
you could watch the mazed forever or
55:38
have watched them very happy, said
55:40
to you, Oh, that film is when you've been a great let's
55:42
watch it again. Sure? Why would you say
55:45
this is our favorite this is your favorite films?
55:47
It's when you could watch over and over because I think this is
55:49
my favorite film, It's one of my favorite films. So
55:52
this is final tap is my answer. The
55:54
filone could watch over and over again because
55:56
I have watched it over and over again and I know I can
55:58
do it. No one I've seen them my us out of any film.
56:01
The last time I saw it was at the cinema because
56:04
they was doing the screening, and it's the
56:06
only time I've been in a cinema where the
56:08
last We're all at
56:11
the start of each scene, so literally the scene
56:13
would open and the audience would laugh because we
56:15
all knew what was going to happen. And I mean we weren't necessarily
56:17
laughing at the jokes, but like, you know, so I
56:22
can't wait for this because it would open it being his
56:24
hands playing the piano. I'm gonna
56:26
be lit. My love public is so funny. It's
56:28
gonna be that scene. And so like every
56:31
bit of that film, every line is funny.
56:33
You could just completely get lost in all
56:36
of it. Like I watched it for the first
56:38
time, didn't think it was funny. Me and my brother watched
56:40
it. I was like, why are people talking about that
56:42
film? And then we started quoting it even though
56:44
we didn't like it, and we were like, well,
56:46
like we're quoting it, maybe we watch it again. And we watched
56:48
it again. It was the best film would ever seen, so funny.
56:51
And then I had it on video, would take it off
56:53
TV, and I just went around all
56:55
of my friends house, was like, you got to watch it, and maybe
56:57
all my friends watch it? And did they not like it? They
57:01
liked it actually, or some of them just with them didn't.
57:03
But my friend Jake and my friend two of
57:05
my friends really liked it and so they
57:08
wanted to also show up other people. So
57:10
it was always watching the people. And then
57:12
I went to college to do a music course and
57:15
met my friend Graham that I'm still friends with now,
57:17
who I was in loads of bands with. But his favorite
57:19
film was also Spinal Town, so we were quoting
57:22
it all the time. So all the time
57:24
I just kept on it. Where it college
57:27
Northampton, of having we did a b tech course
57:29
in music practice many
57:31
women. Yeah, yeah, well
57:34
no, no one have broke up with me. I don't think having a proper golfriend
57:36
at that. I've never know, but like busy
57:39
masturbating two eggs, yeah, thank you. Yeah.
57:43
Yeah. If we were ever in a music shop,
57:46
we had to go up to the guitars and going still
57:48
with the old tag line. Still
57:51
I've never even played it. I like having
57:53
to do stuff like that all the time. And
57:56
so the one I enjoyed watching the most over and over
57:58
again. So what's yours? You said
58:00
that isn't your favorite? What's your favorite film? And then I guess
58:02
we haven't asked that, Yeah, what is
58:04
your favorite film? It's a turn
58:06
of sunchild of Spotless Man. That is,
58:10
of course it is. Of course it is. Did you even
58:12
have to ask? Surely? You know that's
58:14
my favorite film. It's got the John Bran
58:16
sound John brands a soundtrack. It's about
58:19
a brain tap. Yeah, it's sad, but
58:21
it's poppit. It's funny. It's funny, it
58:24
looks beautiful. It looks beautiful. It's whimsical,
58:26
innovative. Yeah, also
58:29
very mismatched couple. Yeah,
58:31
also what I like about it? So I like
58:33
everyone who's involved in that film. Yeah, And
58:36
I really like Michelle Gondry and
58:38
I really like Charlie Kaufman.
58:42
But that film is just the perfect
58:44
marriage for both of them in that I don't
58:47
I don't think either of them. I
58:49
liked Senectic Key New York film.
58:51
I really liked it. But I think the things that you signed
58:54
me the most of them. So I do like films
58:56
that are really, you know, difficulty
58:58
and not everyone's gonna like be. But my
59:00
favorite films are Wanted that managed to be
59:02
innovative and yet accessible. And
59:06
that film is so creative,
59:08
so inventive and original and yet
59:11
relatable accessible opinion.
59:14
People who like mainstream films could like
59:16
that film, you know, and enjoy it
59:18
and I don't think there's anything about
59:21
it that I don't like. Also, Jim
59:23
Carey, he's amazing and
59:26
I like him with loads of films, but like I've watched him
59:28
growing up, you know. My first obstruction to him so as a kid,
59:30
and it was all of his you know, more wacky like big
59:33
you know, I mean when he probably blew up
59:35
with dumb and dumba in the mask and as
59:37
mature and they were all like back to back and
59:39
he was great. So I loved him
59:41
as a kid, one of my favorite actors
59:43
because I was watching comedy films all the time. So
59:46
then to be an adult or
59:48
in my twenties and see him in this film that
59:50
I've really related to. But it's this guy who I've grown up
59:52
with and love anyway, and then see him
59:54
and now he's doing a film I can really relate to on
59:57
a different level, is quite special. Definitely,
1:00:00
when I watched it around that time was the time to
1:00:02
be watching films like Garden State
1:00:04
and stuff like that and thinking those kind of female
1:00:06
characters, what kind of people wanted to be with, and
1:00:08
so she kind of fit into that. But then you watch it
1:00:10
as an adult, you go, oh, she's not that. She's
1:00:13
literally him Charlie Kampman
1:00:15
saying those tens of bullshit because
1:00:17
she's literally saying I'm not I'm not gonna solve anything
1:00:20
for you, I'm not all this, and
1:00:22
like, oh, yeah, she's great. Like even
1:00:24
now you can watch it and being like I realized
1:00:27
it's the only Charlie capern film that's sort
1:00:29
of optimistic. Is the most
1:00:31
uptimistices films, I think most of
1:00:33
them are pretty I loved him. I
1:00:35
think he's brilliant. Yeah, I think he's I
1:00:38
find what's the one, the first
1:00:40
one being D's
1:00:42
one of the saddest films. Yeah, that's
1:00:44
the Matilda of It's
1:00:46
such a dark, sad ending. Although
1:00:49
also the end of when it makes me laugh when Charlie
1:00:51
Sheen goes on his house because the nicknames
1:00:54
for each other, I'm just hilarious. Malcatrazes
1:01:00
Machine Machine
1:01:02
is such a deliberately rubbish nickname,
1:01:05
like they deliberately wrote a band
1:01:07
nickname. Yeah, I can't
1:01:10
got in the first ham for my
1:01:12
source adaptation. Yeah, there's a lot of
1:01:14
nods to be in Joan Malkovich. But you do think you
1:01:16
need to watch that film, but I
1:01:18
loved it. It was like nothing I'd ever seen before,
1:01:21
And so I would watch Everything's Going Done. And I
1:01:23
didn't really know Michelle Gondrew very well, but like
1:01:25
going to see a tonal Sunshine and being like, Oh,
1:01:28
that's that's just what I want to
1:01:30
I always want to watch that. Now, Okay,
1:01:32
James, there will be next some answers. I
1:01:35
just found out that when you dad
1:01:37
in the quicksand you swallowed a lot
1:01:39
of it and it made your your corpse.
1:01:42
But like so much that there's any room
1:01:44
for one of these films in your
1:01:46
coffin. Yeah, So which of
1:01:48
the films that you've discussed it you're going to take with you
1:01:51
forever? There's the only film you're gonna have in
1:01:53
heaven. I can watch it, you can watch it,
1:01:55
and you can show it to people in heaven, but you
1:01:58
can't take it. It's the only it's gonna do any film
1:02:00
and having So, is it gonna be Tennis? Is
1:02:03
it going to be or finally
1:02:06
Destination five? Three?
1:02:09
Some good picks. I think it's gonna
1:02:11
be. I've got to take that with me. I
1:02:13
would be the one that I'd want to I've
1:02:17
been watching it over and over. It's fine time and watch it
1:02:19
every day and it's fine, but that's terns trying
1:02:21
the one that i'd want to show it to people have
1:02:23
a bit of a break, but I don't want to really things
1:02:27
do want to watch it again?
1:02:30
Would just be watching over and over. Yeah, let's do
1:02:32
some gardening. Yeah, and also I think
1:02:34
there's always things I do always every time
1:02:36
I watch it. Tell us I'm trying to spot something different.
1:02:39
Yeah, I think it'd be that you have to be that. I feel
1:02:42
bad that I haven't. I just want to say, for the record,
1:02:44
my favorite director is with with Anderson and
1:02:46
now we can move on. I feel bad I'm treasure
1:02:48
then of his films. He's your he's
1:02:50
your favorite, my favorite director and not
1:02:53
yet but yeah,
1:02:56
I couldn't feel it like him that much. I mean maybe I'm
1:02:58
even going off of him, but like I
1:03:00
think it's my favorite. I don't think about
1:03:02
films. They're not matured at any point, but
1:03:05
like, yeah, find
1:03:07
a category that you fit into. Your company
1:03:09
is currently being learned. You're going even
1:03:14
though liked
1:03:16
it could be great?
1:03:19
Yeah, James, I'm going to let you
1:03:22
go to heaven. You've earned it,
1:03:24
And may I say thank you so much. Past
1:03:27
May I say as as we end
1:03:29
it that you are the inturn
1:03:31
of sunshine spots of people
1:03:34
in a whimsical and original
1:03:36
and inventive and brilliant but also accessible
1:03:39
and people can get you. I'm a bit largin
1:03:42
carry and a bit like Kate Winslet.
1:03:44
Oh yeah, you're not who they say you are.
1:03:47
Thank you so much, Solve you guys, thank
1:03:49
you so much for coming. Thank you really
1:03:52
enjoyed this. You're a lovely
1:03:54
Corey. Stop thanking over
1:03:56
X. Good day. So
1:04:02
that was episode one. I hope you enjoyed it.
1:04:04
I'd like to thank Scrubius, Pip and the Distraction
1:04:07
Pieces Network for all the help they've put into making
1:04:09
this happen. I'd like to thank Buddy Peace for
1:04:11
editing and producing it. I'd like to thank Acast
1:04:14
for hosting it. I'd like to thank Adam Richardson
1:04:16
for the amazing graphics and Lisa Liden
1:04:18
for the amazing photography. You can find
1:04:21
her work on Lisa la La on Instagram.
1:04:23
Please come back next week for more films
1:04:25
to be buried with, and thank
1:04:28
you for listening very much. Please subscribe
1:04:30
and like and whatever it is you're meant to do with these things.
1:04:32
Thank you so much. I really hope you enjoyed
1:04:34
it. I appreciate your time, and please
1:04:37
be excellent to each other. It
1:05:00
was uncrossen unct,
1:05:04
was uncusty, was
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untrust
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