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Look out. It's any Films to be

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Buried With. Hello,

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and welcome to another episode of Films

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to be Buried With. My name is Brett Goldstein.

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I'm a comedian, an actor, a writer, a

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director, a DreamCatcher, and I love film.

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As Robert Frost once said, in

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three words, I can sum up everything I've learned

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about life. It goes on, and so

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did the Lord of the Rings Films. Every week

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I invite a special guest over. I tell them they've

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died. Then I get them to discuss their life through

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the films them and the most of them. Previous

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guests include Jamila Jamil, Ricky Gervais,

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and Mark Kermode. But this week my

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special guest is the comedian, writer,

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actor and podcaster Punky

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Johnson. I'm in LA for a few months. I'm

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going to try and record as many interesting guests as I can

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This week, Punky Johnson and I

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get right into the film that changed her perspective

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slash Brett Goldstein. Nice one,

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So here we go. I had

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done one gig with Punky Johnson in La

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and I was like, this is she. I

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couldn't believe it. She blew my mind and

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I was desperate to get her on the podcast. She came

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over a couple of weeks ago. It was an

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absolute delight to get to hang out with her for an hour

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or so. What a dream. So that is it for

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now. I very much hope you enjoy episode

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forty three of Films to

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be Buried With. Hello,

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and welcome to Films to be Buried With. My

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name is Bett Goldstein and I'm joined today

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by a genuine hero

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of mine. She is an actor,

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a writer, a podcaster, a

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genius, and one of the funniest

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stand ups I ever saw in La Please welcome

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to the show. Pocket too

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much. You are too much that. Don't listen

2:42

to him. I'm just a

2:44

working progress, working process, work

2:46

in progress as all. So I met

2:48

you. You and me had a gig. I can't

2:50

remember. It was quite far away. I think

2:53

it was a long beach, long beach. Was it long

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beach? Yeah, sounds right, And there

2:57

was like nine people there and you

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went on and not

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on. They played it like it was dear

3:05

because I'm because I'm crazy the Greek.

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But you always say I was crying.

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I mean I was crying. Oh

3:13

thing I've ever seen And I was like, oh,

3:16

I have discovered the future. Oh my god,

3:19

man, thank you. Bro. Say

3:22

that about the sex pistols like I

3:25

was there for you. I was so scared. I'd be scared.

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Man, I'm yeah, because I pushed my limits.

3:30

I push it. I pushed my boundaries. And

3:35

oh man, it's been probably about seven and a half

3:37

years now, let's just call it eight. But I'm

3:40

enjoying the journey. Sometimes it's low,

3:42

yeah, and sometimes it's high.

3:45

So this year it's been very, very high. It's been

3:47

like all my frequencies. I've been aligned

3:50

with the universe in such a great way. Things are just

3:52

falling into my lap. And you

3:54

know, like, but I feel like the things that I'm

3:56

getting right now, I've earned it. So it's

3:58

just time for me to just fill my cup

4:00

on over, you know, it's

4:03

time. So I'm going to take steps to try to quit

4:05

my job and I'm just gonna

4:07

ease out of bartending at the comedy

4:09

store. Is that where your bartendae?

4:15

Yep. I used to work five days a week, and then I started

4:17

working three days and now starting in

4:19

April and work one day a week. Because you've

4:21

performed there on the same night

4:23

your your bat ye all

4:25

right, yeah for the most part. Yeah,

4:28

so you're watching see how long have you been

4:30

there? Eight years? Same same,

4:33

same mouth. Yep. I came here twenty eleven,

4:36

started working in the common stove June twenty

4:38

eleven, and probably kicked down the door

4:40

to comedy probably about twenty eleven,

4:43

ish, like November. Wow, where

4:45

did you come here from New Orleans? And

4:49

I just came back from New Orleans to like Thursday.

4:51

How is it? Oh God, it's

4:53

just food. I just go home

4:56

and describe I

4:58

just one word food. It's

5:00

the big easy you know. It just it smells

5:03

like crossfish, It tastes

5:05

like poor boys and minets, it sounds

5:08

like jazz. It's it's

5:10

it's amazing. I went

5:12

there when I was really young, and I thought it was the best place I've

5:14

ever been. Oh you got to go back

5:16

and it was Marty Girl season. Yeah,

5:19

sh So you know every day you got the parades

5:21

rolling, You don't sleep, You go inside

5:24

four o'clock in the morning, you wake up seven

5:26

eight in the morning, and you start all over again for about five

5:28

days straight. Yep, like

5:31

shit still

5:35

kind of jet leg. I left from

5:37

straight from New Orleans and hopped on a plane, went to Oakland,

5:40

stayed that for two days, and they came back out here.

5:42

So I just got back here a week ago, and

5:44

if it's your wife from here

5:47

from New Orleans, it'll

5:51

be five years in July. But me,

5:53

I've been against the Supers kids though. Really yeah,

5:55

we was like children were in high school

5:58

when we got together. It's

6:00

been a long I

6:03

wish y'all could see our face. When I say long, I

6:05

mean it's been a long long

6:08

time. We just continuously

6:10

try to find ways to keep loving each other. Let

6:14

the hate happen, don't stop trying to hate,

6:18

embrace the hate. Just be like, bitch, I

6:20

hate you, I fucking

6:22

hate you. You gotta get it out. You can't keep that

6:24

bottled in because you're gonna hate us something.

6:26

And then once you've said that, you feel bad. I feel

6:28

better, you feel bad. I think love

6:31

is all about, you know, and all the first we

6:33

annoy, everybody annoys each other. We all

6:35

and the person you love the most is gonna get on yours.

6:37

It's just that's just how it is. But I think the key,

6:40

honestly is to just keep falling in love.

6:42

You have to keep falling in love. There's I don't think there's

6:44

any type of consistent feeling, you

6:46

know, Like I'm not going to consistently be mad I'm

6:48

not gonna constantly be happy, you know, I'm I'm

6:50

gonna be depressed from time to time. I'm not gonna

6:52

always love her. I'm always love her, but I'm not gonna

6:54

always be in love with her. I hate

6:57

her sometimes, oh my

6:59

god, but right now I love them right now.

7:01

What's the stats these days? Man?

7:03

It's the time you love a time you hate. On average,

7:07

Um, I could go two years in love. You

7:10

can say the other way. That's good. I can go two years

7:12

in love and then it could be three years hate you.

7:15

Yeah. Yeah, we're working on. We're working on a full

7:17

year hate right now. But now

7:20

it's turn it into love because we found friendship

7:22

again, you know, like and can I ask

7:24

you this because I'm fascinated do you and I

7:26

want to let it to you to

7:29

turn it when you say your fan friendship? Is that

7:31

going? Like actively, we need to do most stuff

7:34

together, we need to like, well, that problem

7:36

she told me is I had I stopped courting her, Like

7:38

She's like, you stopped taking me out, and

7:41

I'm just like, bit, I don't have

7:43

time to go out just because the

7:45

thing is is like in this like we're different,

7:48

you know, like we don't have this nine to five. We don't

7:51

have We have to constantly be working,

7:53

thinking and evolving. We don't have a clock

7:55

to punch on. So we just robots and we're

7:57

just following this rule every day. We don't know how everybody

8:00

it's gonna go. For us, every day is different. So

8:02

I'm constantly my brain is just

8:04

tired. And when I'm not working, I

8:07

just don't want to talk. Man, I

8:09

just want to if I'm not podcasting

8:12

or doing comedy on the writer's room, if I'm

8:14

not, I just want to go later on and not

8:16

talk. And unfortunately, it don't

8:18

work like that in regular marriages,

8:20

you know, like if I had a nine

8:23

Yeah, if I if I had a nine to five, you just go home,

8:26

you say hey baby, take a shower, you eat, thenner you let

8:28

it down and get talk. That's how it works. But with me, with

8:30

us, it's just constant. It's just constant.

8:35

She ain't no what's

8:37

She's just take care of me. Okay,

8:41

eventually eventually she's gonna

8:43

you know, I I spoiled her. I'm very blessed,

8:45

we are fortunate. God has blessed us so

8:47

much the way I'm able to take care of both of us.

8:50

But I think it's time for her to go get a job now,

8:52

just so she can understand that. I don't want to talk

8:54

when I get off for work. She doesn't

8:56

get it because when I go home, she's like, how'd you day? What

8:58

you do? Tell me about it? I'm

9:01

just like, I don't feel like it, bro, I'm

9:03

alive. I made it. Yeah,

9:05

I'm here. Can we just sit next to having

9:07

Yeah, let's just shut up. Yeah.

9:10

I do understand that. But then we lost lines

9:12

of communication, and then you know, things happen,

9:14

but we still together. Jesus

9:17

Christ, Jesus Christ. Do

9:19

you want to do everything has

9:21

in stand up, writing, acting?

9:25

I want to be Queen Latifa and Queen

9:27

Latifa was she did? She did. Queen

9:29

Latifa did anything she wanted to do, from writing

9:32

to acting to music, producing

9:35

her own talk show. I

9:37

don't think she put a cap on her

9:39

success. I think I want to be Queen you

9:42

know, yeah, because you know, she's

9:44

just a perfect example of I

9:46

don't want to only act. I don't want to only do comedy.

9:48

I don't want to only write. I want to tap into

9:50

everything I want to. I want to try to mask that

9:52

as much as I can before I leave dessert,

9:55

right, you know. So I'm gonna take

9:57

the next two months, like after the twenty three and I started

9:59

work in that one day a week, I'm gonna take the next two months

10:01

and just drill my head with knowledge.

10:04

Just I'm gonna read every script I can

10:06

get my hands on, and read every

10:08

writer's book that I can get my hands on, and

10:11

just just stuffed myself with

10:14

knowledge of the game because I'm gonna have the time.

10:16

I'm not gonna have to work. Yeah, yeah, it's

10:18

good. Stop going out with friends. I already told him,

10:20

I'm going to hiatus, I'm not going to lunch, We're

10:22

not going to dinner, normal play dates

10:26

us wife yeah,

10:28

yeah, yeah, she helps

10:30

like she you know, when you talk to somebody

10:32

that's not equipped and that that like

10:34

she doesn't really know comedy and stuff,

10:37

which is not a bad thing

10:39

because she don't know what she's saying and she don't care what she's

10:41

saying. So if I ask it for advice, she's just be talking.

10:44

She'll be doing the digit Yeah, because she came up

10:46

with so many of my jokes and she has no idea. I'm

10:48

like, that is brilliant. Yeah,

10:50

but she's just telling me, talking

10:52

to me about stuff, and it's it's just tag

10:54

at the tag, at the tag, at the tag,

10:56

I'm like, girl, you all or genius,

10:59

Like you're gonna me, You're gonna make me a genius.

11:01

Never leave this

11:03

work for that region. I can't because she's so

11:06

crazy. I got story at the story. Story

11:09

at the story. She put a hole in the neighbor's house

11:11

with the car. We had to fix that shit.

11:14

She almost blew up the microwave, but she

11:16

put fucking coconut

11:18

oil in the microwave trying to give herself

11:20

a hotter whole treatment for a minute.

11:23

Fucking microwave got a biggest black

11:26

hole in the side. I'm surprised to

11:28

still work. I'm like, what are you doing? She

11:31

she is hysterical. Oh

11:33

my god. It drives me crazy.

11:35

But I if life was perfect, I wouldn't

11:38

have a story to tell you. Need

11:40

you need that. I've got to

11:42

tell you. Tell me, yes, I

11:44

forgot to tell you, and I should have told you. It's

11:47

bad that I didn't tell you before. I

11:49

don't care. I listened to the podcast. I'll

11:52

just say it. I don't know how you'll take it. Tell

11:56

me you love me that you

11:59

know what I'm said. Okay, Oh,

12:01

say this

12:06

took a turn very quickly. But

12:09

before we get to those, you

12:12

died. You died, you died?

12:14

How did you die? Um?

12:17

I did not take care of myself. I

12:19

did not take care of myself. I saw all

12:21

the signs, didn't go to the doctor,

12:24

ignored the signs, being hard,

12:26

hated, still drinking, still bardy,

12:28

and still doing drugs. Missed

12:31

it got got cancer spread

12:34

through my body. It's in my brain.

12:37

I've lost my mind and I'm dead.

12:40

Okay, just to be clear, this

12:42

is your choice. So

12:46

brain cancer? Okay,

12:48

are you worried? Are you worried about

12:50

that? And your fantasy death to where

12:53

you get brain? What

12:57

does other people say? I get hit back, car shot?

13:00

Yeah? Is that your fear? Right? Are

13:02

you worried about that? Do you think about Um?

13:05

I think about it a lot, because

13:08

I did stop taking care of myself a certain

13:10

times. But the thing is I didn't notice I

13:12

stopped taking care of myself until my

13:16

feet. My feet got

13:18

like swelled as as round

13:21

as this vised. It

13:23

wasn't gout. It was my

13:26

kidney was not processing

13:30

protein, so nothing was

13:33

Everything would get hit and get stuck in my

13:35

kidney, so it caused

13:37

from my leg all way down to swell

13:40

like huge, to where I couldn't walk. So

13:42

I had to shut down everything. No drinking,

13:45

no eating bad, no bread, no fries,

13:47

no fried food, nothing. I

13:50

just cut it down. Doctors

13:52

wanted to put me on all this medicine

13:54

and it was like, You're gonna have to take this for the rest of your life.

13:56

I said, no, you got me fucked up. No,

13:59

I'm not take and ship for the rest of my life. So

14:01

I just fucking got my shit together, took

14:03

off a work for about two weeks to reprogram

14:05

my body, flush juiced for

14:08

like five days, just got all

14:10

the shit out of my body. My

14:12

leg started going down, drink galling of water a day

14:14

for a couple of months, got back into working

14:16

out, stopped drinking for a while. No

14:19

more drugs ever ever

14:22

ever. Nos, fuck

14:25

no, no. I feel

14:27

good like I do drink, but I don't drink.

14:29

Oh, I don't drink like I used to. That's

14:32

why when I saw this, I'm like, I definitely want to do this because

14:35

that is how I feel like. That's how it's gonna

14:37

if it does happen. That's exactly how it's gonna happen,

14:40

because I would be scared to go because

14:43

right now, like if I had to go back to the doctor, I would

14:45

be so scared. I've been like, what else is wrong?

14:48

Okay, yeah, you do you think there's

14:50

an afterlife? I have a different answer

14:52

to that every day. Um today's

14:56

answer is maybe,

14:59

Okay, maybe death

15:02

is scary for me because I

15:04

don't know what happens after Yeah, I could

15:06

have. I have a ton of assumptions

15:08

and a ton of things that people say, Like a

15:12

good friend of mine says that we just turn

15:14

into these dust particles and we just roam

15:16

the earth, and I'm like, I don't want to be

15:19

a dust particle and roam the earth and see my

15:21

wife getting fucked by some other person. Then

15:23

I have to be a just

15:25

I'll just be crazy,

15:28

you know, I would just be crazy. And then other people

15:30

is like, go to heaven, and I'm like, and if

15:32

I think of heaven, I think about just like walking

15:35

on fluffy clouds and wearing

15:37

a white robe and having a glass

15:39

of share Pain just twenty four seven in

15:41

my hand, and talking to the Lord

15:44

and messing with just angelic

15:46

beautiful women, you know, just that's

15:49

how I imagine heaven, which Heaven probably

15:51

not even liked that. I like the

15:53

son of that Heaven might worry with the dust particles

15:55

that we run in the air, is that you'll

15:58

be split into so many pieces, like as

16:00

your brain, which particle, all

16:02

the particles. That's stressful. You're taking

16:04

in a lot of information, eyes everywhere.

16:06

Yes, you're like a computer. Yes,

16:09

I can't deal with that anyway.

16:11

Good news, there is a heaven and

16:14

it's pretty closely. There's

16:17

beautiful women. You're doing this. Yes,

16:20

However, in between all of that, every

16:23

time you want to break, but in heaven you barely need a break.

16:25

But when you need a break just to recharge.

16:29

People are obsessed with films

16:31

exact, and these films. Oh,

16:34

I love that you love the films. The

16:38

reason why I love that is because I

16:40

can't really watch too much TV right now,

16:42

and there's so many movies that I want

16:44

to just see. But I just it's

16:46

not the fact that I don't have the time. It's just the fact

16:48

that I feel like I don't have the time. I probably do,

16:51

but I just don't. I haven't seen

16:53

I probably have seen maybe three or four films

16:55

in years but yeah,

16:58

I would do nothing but later and during

17:00

champagne with beautiful angelic angelic

17:03

women and watch films all day. This is a

17:05

great plan, isn't it. I want to watch movies

17:08

all day. But not too soon, Lord, not

17:10

too soon, Frank, I'm

17:12

putting in the request. Cannick based something a bit more

17:14

fun. It

17:18

was coming for a long time. Same. Every

17:20

day I wake up, I'd be like, I'm gonna have rancas. I know

17:22

him. I tell it to myself. I'm like, I

17:24

know you because I forget everything. I'm trying to

17:26

kill as many blueberries as possible because they're

17:28

good for me, trying to force myself

17:31

to eat avocados. I hate avocados. But

17:33

yeah, I forget everything. Right.

17:35

Well, let's hope you have to remember some

17:38

of these things, because in heaven they

17:41

want to know about your life through film,

17:43

and the first thing they ask you is, what is the

17:45

first film do you remember seeing? If

17:48

any, The first movie that

17:50

comes to my mind of the first movie I've ever

17:52

seen is The Wizard of Us, the

17:55

Black Wizard of Us. Wid My

17:57

mama never let me watch. I'm

17:59

not gonna say she never let me watch because she I

18:02

went to a predominantly white school, and

18:05

everybody was be talking about the Whiz and I'm like,

18:07

yeah, the one with Michael Jackson in it, and they're like no.

18:10

So I never even knew that they had the Whiz.

18:13

I know, I always watched The

18:15

Black Wizard of Eyes and

18:18

I don't even remember the other one. But

18:21

we just black people take movies and they turned

18:23

them. They do it to their own flavor. So

18:26

the first movies I've ever watched was The

18:28

Black Wizard of Eyes and they had a Polly.

18:31

They had a white Polly, and then Felicia

18:33

Rashode took that and turned it into

18:35

the Black Polly. So it was Felicia Rashade. That's

18:37

the mama from Bill Cosmoship. And

18:40

then I think her name is Keisha Wright. She's

18:42

Rudy from the from the Cosmy

18:44

Ship. And they got the Black Polly and it's all

18:47

musical slash movie.

18:51

So it's like it's like dialogue,

18:53

dialogue, dialogue, song dance, you

18:56

know, just soul full. When

19:00

you say the Black Wizard of Us, you don't mean

19:02

the Wiz with Diana Russ and Michael

19:04

Jackson, or you do mean the Wiz. Yes, okay,

19:07

yes, I've seen. Yes, yes, I

19:09

don't remember the white window, but

19:15

yeah, it's just kind of just not you know,

19:17

but man, bro Bro, they

19:20

took the Wizard of Us and just magnified

19:22

that to like, I'm just like, I'm just the whole

19:25

time, I'm just you know, like I'm

19:27

not you know, it was man, that's that's

19:29

that's a good movie. Did you watch this with your Are

19:31

you an only child? So my

19:33

mother only child by my mother. Yeah, and

19:36

then my father and my father split

19:38

and he married a woman and they have two children,

19:40

which my step brother and sister. And then my mother

19:42

married a man who also has two children.

19:44

Okay, so I'm basically I'm

19:47

one of five in a way. Okay, that's a good

19:49

way to put that. I never thought about that in

19:51

a way anyway. And I'm so spoiled.

19:54

I'm the most spoiled because on that side,

19:56

I'm the oldest, so my dad's like, you're my

19:59

oldest a little and then on this side, I'm

20:01

the youngest and he's like you my baby. I love it. So

20:03

I get the best of both worlds.

20:05

I get everything. Yes,

20:08

Oh it's nice. I'm so spoiled.

20:10

At thirty three years old,

20:14

I'm closer to my stepfather's children

20:17

then I am to my biological father's

20:19

children, which I love them and we're

20:21

very dear, but we were raised very different.

20:24

Okay, like I'm out of control, you know,

20:26

I'm I'm I'm very aggressive, very

20:28

brash, raw, you know, I'm quick

20:31

to say whatever's on my mind. And

20:33

I wasn't raised in the church. You know, I'm not

20:35

saying I don't believe in God. I'm just saying that I wasn't

20:38

raised to be all holy, poly emotive. Um

20:41

do I go to church? No? It maybe

20:44

and want in a blue moon? Yes, do I have a problem

20:47

with it? No? If my wife want to go to church, let's go to church.

20:50

It wasn't That's not my thing because on this side, we

20:52

was raised to, you know, drink, have a good time,

20:55

let's party, make sure you make your money. Just

20:57

pimp stead. It's my stepdaddy,

20:59

like pimp bosses around here. You know where's

21:01

on that side of the family, They're like, you know, we gotta wake

21:04

up, we gotta thank God, we gotta prays Jesus. And

21:07

my relationship with them is probably my fault

21:09

because I don't feel comfortable with being

21:12

you know, filthy and around them

21:15

because it's their good children. They're so

21:17

amazing and I love them very much, but I don't

21:19

want to infect them with

21:22

all my ship, so I try

21:24

to stay away, you know, and they

21:26

probably don't even care. I haven't opened up and talked to

21:28

them about it. But I

21:30

don't want to infect them with all my crazy. So

21:32

I just hit him up every now and they tell him I love

21:34

them, and that's that. So

21:36

did you watch these films with your mom

21:39

or your remember how you watched

21:41

that film? I watched All This with my

21:43

mom, The Wizard of Oys with my MoMA.

21:45

I used to watch Polly a lot with my cousin Jane.

21:48

But I think one of my favorites when I was a child

21:50

was Free Willy. I love

21:52

animals. Yeah, and then

21:54

of course Michael Jackson, who

21:58

like the river. If Michael does, gonna always

22:00

be my baby. I'm sorry, I can't turn my back

22:02

on I'm like, hey, he's in the plants.

22:06

He might not be, but still, but

22:08

that's my boy. Yeah. I

22:10

can't forget Mike. Okay, free

22:13

Wally my boys. When he when he freed

22:15

that boy, he said that r and

22:19

Willy was like, watch I do this shit? And he really

22:21

really really handled this business. He dropped over

22:23

that wall. Yeah, and then came back to

22:25

residuals for the sequels. What

22:30

what What

22:33

is the film that scared

22:35

you the most? Oh? Final

22:37

Destination nice, which is crazy because

22:39

it's not a scary movie makes

22:43

you jump, can't make you jump scary because

22:47

because well because I'm like, yo,

22:49

you gotta watch your back thanks to happen like that.

22:52

You know. I remember I was laying in bed

22:55

and my bed has shelves on it. It

22:57

doesn't just go the backboard, just don't go straight

22:59

down. And all I did I just took my bottle

23:01

of water and put it up on a shelf. And

23:04

then as I came down, I knocked

23:06

I almost knocked myself out on

23:08

this on the shelf. Yeah, I mean, I

23:10

think I gave myself a concussion, but that's

23:12

what if I was. And as soon as that happened, I was like, this

23:15

is final Destination. Yeah. Just being at

23:17

the wrong place, wrong time, You could slip,

23:19

you can fall, just anything could happened at any given

23:21

time, and you're done. That

23:24

is some story. Yeah. Yeah, yeah,

23:26

that's why Final Destination is the reason why I would

23:28

never drive behind a truck with a load

23:30

on it. Yeah, you ain't gonna that.

23:33

I'll pull over hell to the nose something

23:35

that's holding down some bigger trees and

23:37

loads. You're not gonna catch me behind that. Okay.

23:43

What is the film that made you cry?

23:45

To my crying? What? Oh?

23:48

I cry all the time, but I don't cry

23:50

for life. I make sure I cried

23:53

for movies. I think that helps me to process

23:56

my emotions. Agree, But

23:59

what's he can get? What's great? Oh?

24:03

Boy? When that boy mama died,

24:06

that poor baby

24:10

Gilbert had to take care of everything.

24:13

You know, he had to take care

24:15

of his mama. He had to take care of the house.

24:17

He had to take care of his autistic

24:20

little brother. He had to this dude would

24:22

run. He had to find him all time. He had

24:25

to do everything. He

24:27

was the man of the house as a boy,

24:30

and that his childhood's doing. He

24:32

can't get a girlfriend, he can't get laid, and he

24:34

when he finally does, he got to

24:36

go run because somebody unfucked

24:38

something up in the house. Like he never

24:41

had a moment to just reflect

24:43

and meditate and censor himself

24:46

and nothing revolved around him. Who

24:49

but see was living order the Caprio walked in that

24:51

house and his mama was dead. I still can't

24:53

get off the floor from that. You find your

24:55

mama, dad? How you do some shit

24:57

like that as an autistic child though,

25:00

you know you just when he broke down

25:03

and just kind of just sitting, Oh man,

25:06

too much, too

25:08

much. I imagine walking in

25:10

and finding my mom like that. I can, I cannot,

25:13

I cannot. I'm gonna go with her. Yeah, I'm

25:15

gonna go with her. I think that's the smart maid. Oh

25:22

my god, boy, it

25:25

is sad. I mean, that's the worst thing, isn't it? Anyway?

25:27

What is the film

25:31

that nice people didn't get? Ship? But

25:33

you're like, you're wrong this film you read

25:36

as anybody ever said, uh, Monster

25:39

in Law? Oh have

25:44

you seen that one? Now? I have not seen laughing

25:49

that Monster in Law. Bro. It is something

25:51

about that movie. And

25:53

then Wander Wander Stikes

25:56

is so funny. And

25:59

so I'm trying for why she hasn't hosted SNL,

26:01

why she wasn't the first African American

26:04

woman to host SNL. Nothing bad about

26:06

Tiffany had its congratulations, big time,

26:08

bigger, But I cannot

26:10

believe Wanda didn't

26:12

get an opportunity to do that before her. You

26:14

know, so if I'm not, If I'm

26:17

not, I am correct the first time I know they whoopee

26:19

do it? No, yeah, yeah, I think it was TIFFs.

26:22

But yeah, yeah yeah. But

26:24

Wanda, oh my god, oh

26:26

my, I didn't realize she was in it. I mean, that makes me sound

26:28

like a bad film. But

26:31

that film did not get good criticism.

26:34

But I thought it was so fucking funny.

26:37

I cannot, first of all, in love with Jenni Filipez.

26:40

I would watch him filipees and whatever she does. I

26:42

think Jenni Fillipes is one of the most sexiest

26:44

women alive. Lips.

26:48

I love her eyes, I love everything about

26:51

her behind, behind, oh

26:53

my god, her hair. I

26:56

just want her like I get so

26:58

mad, I get so jealous sometimes, like

27:00

she's engaged to a rid right now and

27:03

they make them so beautiful together. I'm

27:06

skilling sometimes. See

27:09

this is why I'm in therapy. See this, I

27:11

knew me and you because my

27:13

brain is very sick at times. You're

27:16

gonna see why. You

27:18

are going to see why

27:22

this happen. You know what I

27:24

don't. I don't. I don't know, but

27:26

I think that she would

27:28

be down for like girls

27:30

see I'm good because I'm a female, and I don't

27:32

think she would be cool with a female experience

27:37

less. You know what, I don't think I would have to. I think a rad

27:39

would be okay with her making love to a

27:41

woman, okay, any long as like he

27:43

could be present and stuff like that. Yeah,

27:46

we gotta tell my wife all the time. I'm like, you know, I

27:49

don't mind if you make love to someone else. I

27:51

just want to be in a round, right. I

27:54

don't know. It makes me crazy in a way,

27:56

makes you crazy to think it happening

27:59

with you? Not that? Why Why would

28:01

I like that? Why would I turn that? It

28:03

just turns in the thought of the

28:06

one, the person that I'm with making

28:08

up to someone else while I'm there. I'm

28:10

sorry, you don't want to be there. I do want to

28:12

be thought of. It turns me on And

28:14

other people are like, oh hell no. I'm

28:16

like, I don't know why, but it just makes

28:19

me. Have you experienced

28:21

this? Yes? I have? And

28:24

did it pan out in the way that you imagine?

28:26

Did you? Okay? I loved it, and it's

28:28

like not a threesome. Yeah, but like

28:31

once you do, my wife get out nice.

28:33

I'm gonna take control. I'm not saying

28:35

I did that with my wife. I'm just saying that

28:37

it has han't

28:40

it. The thing of One

28:42

of the things that makes I've heard this like that

28:45

can rekindle a relationship is if

28:47

someone fancies your girl,

28:50

You're going, oh, it's like validation, like, oh I

28:52

did good, Like you're you're a you're a

28:55

you're a person that people like. I must

28:57

you know, I'm fo and so someone

28:59

having me your wife is like the ultimate

29:04

Oh yeah, she's special. Like

29:06

I would do it. I would go to a sway like if

29:09

if if if, if my wife really was

29:11

like really got down, like I would like to get down sometimes.

29:13

I wouldn't mind going to swing as clubs, right, I

29:16

would have fun. I'm a very

29:18

open, like I'm very

29:20

open with my body. I'm very open

29:22

with sex, like I just don't want to sleep

29:24

with men. But I'm very

29:27

open and experimental

29:30

and I'm all about a party.

29:33

Man. Yeah, I'm living. It's

29:35

like this in my head. It's the seventies

29:37

where everybody's just like just not really

29:39

caring what's going on, you know, just passing

29:41

each other around. I'm just having a good time. But

29:44

that is not how you that's not how it is

29:46

now. But that's how if it was like that, I

29:48

would I wouldn't mind. Is

29:50

your is? Can I ask you this? We

29:52

can? You can say no, is your is your

29:55

wife less this way

29:57

when you discuss these things. Is she not just open

29:59

to she? She She is not. It's open.

30:01

I'm very transparent with the way that I feel like,

30:03

I feel like I want to do this, I'll tell her.

30:06

But she's very selfish with me.

30:08

She's like, don I don't want to touching nobody. I don't

30:10

want to no, no, Like

30:13

she is very possessive of my

30:15

body. I am hers

30:17

and no one else's. So I can only

30:19

live these fantasies in my head. Okay

30:24

it I

30:26

mean it's to do this experience

30:29

that in general, and this is a big

30:32

generalization, but what you're describing

30:34

seems like I don't know a lot of

30:36

couples when both think what

30:40

you I think, it's

30:43

usually one is and one is

30:45

nice. Right? But is it that

30:47

if you were with someone who thought the way you thought,

30:49

you might not be attracted to, as

30:51

in, if you if your wife was like, yeah, let's get everywhere,

30:54

don't give a shit, would you hard to be like oh

30:55

didn't. I don't know, it's so weird. It isn't

30:58

like that a weird like some type with

31:00

weird hypocrisy, irony or whatever.

31:03

Yeah, I think so I think i'd be like, what bitch,

31:05

But since it's my idea, I think it's all right.

31:08

And maybe I think that's part of it where it's like, because

31:10

you know she's not like that, you can go yeah, yeah, it's

31:12

cool because she's yeah, yeah, yeah,

31:14

yeah, I'm very yeah, And with that

31:16

that means I'm a bit also a very selfish person.

31:19

Listen, it's fine. I just

31:22

you know, I just I just you know, I just feel

31:24

like I just want to do whatever I want to do. I just want

31:26

everybody to listen to me and do exactly as

31:28

I say.

31:29

I think. But

31:32

that's a big problem of my marriage is I sometimes

31:36

get a little controlling and run it like it's a dictatorship

31:38

and my wife be like, oh, who do you think

31:41

you are? And I'd be like, damn, that's all

31:43

my misogyny just coming out. I'm

31:46

like, I'm sorry, I forgot. We're supposed to be creating equal

31:48

or whatever. But it's I'm

31:53

in therapy. I'm getting my life together. I'm

31:55

becoming a more fair person. Well,

31:57

it sounds like it's getting very well. What

32:04

is the film that

32:06

means the nice tia? Not necessarily

32:09

because the film is

32:12

good in any way, but because the story

32:14

you associate with seeing that film. Might

32:16

have been the first date you went on, might

32:18

have been the day you got a jump, but you always

32:21

remember that film because of the story around it.

32:24

One of the first movies my wife and I want to go see

32:26

in two thousand and three. I think

32:28

it was the first movie, oh that we

32:30

ever saw. It was Bad Boys too, I

32:35

I love.

32:37

I am a huge More Lawrence fan and

32:40

a huge Will Smith fan. I

32:42

probably have seen all of their movies. Yeah,

32:45

and my parents are police officers

32:47

shut out and I've always

32:50

wanted to be a law enforcement And

32:52

I also love comedy.

32:55

So this is a movie. This

32:57

is one of my favorite movies I have. I have

32:59

a couple o favor movies, but this is one of them.

33:01

It's it's funny, I love the way

33:04

it's written. I love action movies.

33:06

I don't like comedies for some reason, but

33:08

I love action movies with a little

33:11

comedy in them. So like stuff like

33:13

Bad Boys in Rush Hour would

33:15

have this partnership, and it's

33:17

just you know, the A line is the partnership

33:20

and the police work, and a B line is the marriage

33:22

and the relationship and all the little small

33:24

little scandals. I like stuff

33:26

like that. I could watch that all day every day.

33:30

My mother works for the police, Like she don't

33:33

hold a gun, but she runs off that. She's

33:35

like, nope, nope, nope, put this

33:37

here. I said this, no, like

33:40

people go to huffer everything. And

33:42

my daddy he don't want who he went

33:44

a gun. He out here in these streets.

33:47

He retired, but he's still out here in these streets

33:49

because my mom was like, you can't be sitting

33:51

in this house all day. You need to go do something. So

33:53

now he likes security or some shit. Wow,

33:56

but he don't put that gun down. He

33:59

just love his gun. Bro. When

34:03

he were growing up, were you very good? I'm

34:07

like my I think my brothers took advantage of

34:09

the system that our

34:11

parents with law enforcement I have. I

34:13

didn't. I did not want

34:16

to disappoint them at all. I always followed the law,

34:18

always with my seatbelt, always drive according

34:21

to the speed limit. All under I

34:23

do not get in trouble with the law. You

34:25

would never catch me in the headlines. You

34:27

would never see me losing my cool. I

34:29

mean I might have my episodes, but not

34:31

enough to be thrown in jail. I don't

34:34

want to embarrass my parents. I'm

34:36

not doing it. H

34:39

I love him so much. As much

34:41

as I want to do some crazy shit, I think

34:43

about my mom and my daddy, and because

34:45

they will go they would do it. They will go through everything,

34:48

they will pull every string, they will

34:50

call the highest or the highest. Because my dad wasn't

34:53

just regular NPD. He

34:55

worked for Homeland Security, so he worked

34:57

up at the like at the time, so I don't think he worked

34:59

for the state. I think he worked for the governor government

35:02

wow, federal or whatever you call that shit,

35:04

whatever that branches. And you

35:06

know, he know people when he could pull

35:08

some strings, and I'm like, I'm never going to put him in that

35:10

position. I'm never gonna do that to my father.

35:13

I'm not gonna do it. Yeah, good one.

35:16

I'm trying to be bad, but you know, you you grow

35:18

up and I'm at this. You know, I'm my brothers

35:20

and sisters from my stepfather. They

35:23

they start first, so I watched them.

35:25

My sister's great, she's a nurse. She got it. She's

35:27

not even she's a nurse, but she got a doctor and so she's

35:29

a doctor. And my brother he's

35:32

just not all the way there. And

35:35

that's the problem all of us have about family members

35:37

that be doing crazy shit. But he's

35:40

just not all the way there. I think my daddy

35:42

just decided I'm not putting the most strings for yet.

35:45

So if he go to jail, he and there until

35:47

he figure it out. Okay, M sorry,

35:50

boys, your wife before

35:53

you got married together, I

35:55

think in two thousand and three, and you

35:57

do you remember like laughing together and

35:59

thinking, oh, yeah, we did all. We laughed

36:02

together. We kissed a couple of times.

36:04

It was like our first like

36:06

date that was that wasn't in a car. You know,

36:08

we kids, so for the most part, we're just in a car. We can't

36:10

for what to do. Nothing. Um.

36:14

I was probably like seventeen, okay,

36:16

yeah, and it was great. It was great.

36:19

I still watched Bad Boys one and two. I

36:22

love that boys. Yeah, it talked about

36:24

this on here before, but Bad Boys two people complain

36:26

that it's really long. It's like two and that

36:28

was long. It's way long. It's way but I watch it

36:30

like I what with your car. It's

36:33

like, I didn't care. It was so long. Yeah,

36:35

it's oh great, it's a really good action set

36:37

pace that a really funny set, really good action.

36:41

No, I wasn't. I wasn't. And

36:43

then this, this was the one where they fought

36:46

for real because morton Um was

36:48

their character names in it. You got Mike Lowry

36:51

and and Marcus, and

36:53

Mike Lowry was dating Marcus's

36:56

sister secretly. Yeah,

36:59

so I'm almost kicking in, and Marcus

37:01

was in therapy, so he had to wooster. That's

37:04

where the wooster came in with the touching of the

37:06

ears and everything. And then they stopped

37:08

being friends and stop being partners

37:10

and then they and

37:12

it all just worked out in when they say the sister.

37:15

So it's like, well, bad boys in saying

37:17

I know, dude, I'm so excited about

37:19

that. I'm gonna be the first one in the line. Yeah,

37:21

I might be. I might let it be in the theaters for

37:23

two weeks though, two and then go see it when nobody's

37:26

there. I'm

37:28

weird, man, I'll make time for that. No, I

37:30

get that. Yeah, I don't like people being in the

37:32

cinema. It would be too much yeah,

37:34

what is the film

37:37

you must relate to like

37:39

who I like? Sort

37:41

of your interpretation might be like that character

37:43

reminds me of me who

37:50

but I think

37:53

none. Whoopi Goldberg

37:56

is one of the first comedians

37:58

I started watching when I was younger. And the

38:00

crazy thing is I wasn't even watching her as a comedian.

38:03

I was just watching her as an actress.

38:06

Okay, I followed her her entire

38:08

career. When I found

38:10

her she had pneumonia, I was like, bitch, you cannot

38:13

die. I have not met you

38:15

yet. You cannot leave this earth. I

38:17

was so happy when she fought the pneumonia,

38:20

and because she said she had a near death experience,

38:22

and I'm like, oh my god, thank you so much. This woman

38:24

is alive. I have to put

38:26

my hand on Whoopie go over. I have to touch her

38:28

and just love her. I'm

38:31

not a star struck person. I've seen almost

38:34

every star, from Johnny Depp to Leonardo

38:36

DiCaprio just working in the common store. Dave

38:38

Chappelle is always in there. I see them

38:40

all. If I see Whoopie, I'm gonna lose my

38:42

ship. But in a very

38:44

like, calm, humble, very

38:47

very nice to meet you. I feel like my career

38:49

is gonna go a little bit like hers, because if I'm not mistaken,

38:53

she was doing like her One woman show

38:55

and I think, don't

38:58

don't mump my words, but I think Steven

39:01

Spielberg was like, you're gonna be in this

39:03

movie,

39:05

and from then on it just went yeah.

39:08

And I want to do I want that.

39:10

I want somebody to come up to me and be like, this

39:12

is your role. You're gonna play it, and

39:15

I'm gonna direct the fuck out of you, and

39:17

trust me, you're gonna be great. And I'm

39:19

gonna be like, I'm scared to death, but I'll take your

39:21

word for it. Let's go, and I'll do the work.

39:24

I would do whatever it takes. Love

39:26

that. I feel like I feel like my career

39:28

is gonna go like that, and I would love

39:30

to be the person to remake since that and

39:33

do it an out of a whooping and make sure I do

39:35

it right and just I

39:37

would never want to disappoint her, so I would

39:39

like, she's the only person I would like follow

39:41

all her rules and like take all of her advice

39:44

and just whatever she wants. I love

39:47

whoop word beautiful with

39:49

the dreadlocks. And everything I just feel.

39:52

And she's so damn goofy, like I love

39:54

ghosts. You know, it's just she

39:57

she she is my

40:00

take it for granted because she's been around forever. But like

40:02

she's fucking amazing, haven't She's

40:05

amazing. She's great. She is my

40:08

actress. She is the actress, love of my

40:10

life, right, yes she is. I

40:13

want I need to, I need to. I want all

40:15

of her wisdom, I want everything

40:17

in her brain. I want it all. What

40:20

is the film that you found the sexiest?

40:22

I've been waiting for this one, PCA did

40:25

I find sexy? Yeah? What's her sexiest

40:27

film? The Players Club go

40:29

on? So the Players Club is

40:33

with the Great, the great Late

40:35

Rescissul Bernie Mac. He

40:37

was a He

40:40

managed and owned a strip club. The

40:43

DJ of the strip club was Jamie Fox Um

40:47

ice Cube was in it. They were kind of

40:49

like the side rural cameo

40:51

guys that played parts with

40:54

the strippers. It was the strip club. Bernie

40:56

mac was always in debt, so

40:59

he always had a bookie coming around just you

41:01

know, wear's my money and all this stuff. It was just real crazy.

41:04

And then you had

41:07

the stripper Lisa Ray. She comes

41:09

out she needs

41:12

this job to pay for college. She

41:14

becomes a stripper. Her dad's a Christian, I

41:17

think Brethren or something. I've seen a movie in a while.

41:19

But she's not supposed to be stripping.

41:21

I think she's sneaks stripping. Right she

41:23

comes out, I'll never forget it. I'm probably too

41:25

young to be watching this movie. I probably

41:27

really don't even know how I feel about women yet, but

41:29

I do, but I don't, But I do, but I don't. But

41:32

once she came out on the stage, she danced

41:34

to scenes like you're ready about r Kelly and

41:37

like this sheer loan, like classy.

41:41

It was yours all classy stripper one

41:43

that's just like, you know, I'm gonna

41:46

take my time, instead of a stripper

41:48

that come out like big boody hole, you know what I'm saying. She

41:51

came out just so sexy, and

41:53

she just looked like a sleek, sexy,

41:56

silky jag wall And I

41:59

was just like, I am a dyke.

42:02

I think that was a moment if I ever had any

42:04

confusion, I was like, I am so

42:07

gay. It was the it

42:09

was so sexy,

42:12

and that was probably the only sexy

42:14

part of that. But it is

42:16

a vision that I would never ever

42:18

forget. Wow, she

42:21

comes out with beautiful cat eyes.

42:23

I mean her eyes are gorgeous, beautiful

42:25

eyebrows, long hair just down

42:28

her back, and a powerful

42:31

woman too. You know, like, I'm

42:33

in here for this money. I

42:35

got to go and get my journalist degree. I

42:37

don't have time for this ship. I'm

42:39

not here to mess up my reputation.

42:42

I'm here for one thing and one thing only.

42:45

And she was just a boss, and I'm

42:47

like, I want a bitch like that. I

42:49

wish you could remember this

42:51

happened. I had to be about thirteen

42:53

or fourteen because

42:59

being gay back back like, it wasn't

43:01

like now gear is popping. It's like people

43:03

people gave role off people back it's

43:05

like whatever game. But back in the day,

43:08

you know, it was it was wrong. I wasn't it

43:10

was. It was bad, you know, and

43:13

I thought it so hard. I was like, I can't

43:15

be like this. You know, this is not what

43:17

are you doing? You cannot like girls people

43:19

say that that's not what you're supposed to do. And

43:22

then I saw that shit. I was like, fuck everybody,

43:24

m m m ain't

43:27

no man gonna walk through the curtains and with no sheer

43:30

on looking as fine and sexy as that magic.

43:33

Mike is not gonna happen. Mike ain't go ahead,

43:35

and I never even want to watch that shit. I don't even

43:37

want to see it. Ah. So once

43:39

you knew were you, then like that's

43:43

it. I'm out. Yeah, yeah,

43:45

I stopped pretending for my mom and stuff.

43:47

I was just like, no, we're not gonna do this right.

43:50

No. There's a subcategory

43:53

to this question traveling back

43:55

is worrying. Why done I

43:57

feel were crowned? I

44:00

think so

44:02

that's why I told you you you're gonna think I'm crazy.

44:05

The answer to that is scream.

44:07

Okay, what part? It

44:11

was very intriguing to me that

44:13

he wanted to sleep

44:16

with his victim before he

44:18

killed her. He want not to sleep

44:20

with her. She was a virgin, Sydney was a

44:22

virgin. He's like, I'm gonna fuck this bitch

44:24

and then I'm gonna killer And

44:27

I don't know what it is about that, about

44:30

just being completely

44:33

in control and like like

44:36

I don't know why, but I'm just

44:38

like, yes, kill that bitch, like

44:41

fuck that bitch, and didn't kill that bitch. It's

44:43

just I mean, I would never do it. But obviously

44:46

I have a sick brain. But

44:48

I was not supposed to be turned on. But no,

44:50

I had the answer before night, and I'm

44:53

very glad that you

44:55

you're not supposed to be. That's not supposed to be arousing,

44:58

I think so, I think it would.

45:01

It is. It's the very definition of a troubling

45:04

by worrying why I dog, Oh

45:08

my god, I don't even think it's set up in a

45:10

sexy way, but I like that.

45:12

You. I just loved

45:14

all of it. You know, she's on it opens

45:17

up and Drew very Moore, she's making popcorn

45:19

for her boyfriend, and the phone range and it's the row

45:22

number and he's and you just know because

45:24

I used to do this type of stuff back in the day. Oh you sound

45:26

cute where you go but it could

45:28

be righting Like it was just all of that was just

45:30

the way they set up killing

45:33

the victim. It was just like sexy.

45:36

It was just all flirtatious and

45:39

just you know, just smooth and sweet.

45:42

And then it's like if you hang upbout me, you're gonna diet a little

45:44

pictures Like wow, it

45:47

just went from zero to killer

45:49

man. It went I was just like, now

45:51

I could get with some crazy shit like this. Okay,

45:59

Oh, that's

46:01

just so funny when the news

46:03

report has come to my house and say,

46:06

were there any signs? Oh

46:11

my god, oh my

46:13

god. I know loves

46:15

my mind. What is

46:18

the film

46:21

that is the greatest film

46:23

of all time? Objectively? Might'll be

46:25

your favorite, but you go, this is the pinacle

46:28

of cinema? You ever had anybody on here?

46:31

Let's say Scarface, No, Scarface,

46:34

The Opportunity is the best

46:37

movie ever. Yeah,

46:40

burr, Ever, do not debate

46:43

me. Okay, not you. I'm talking about

46:45

everybody that's listening. You can

46:47

debate me. Come

46:50

on, man, we're not to love about Tony Montana.

46:53

Come on, all my heaven as well as my balls

46:55

in my word, oh my, come on man.

46:57

They had the best one liners in this movie.

47:00

Movie. Yeah, and quick

47:02

history yep,

47:06

you know you. But then also, it's

47:08

not just about the drug hustle. It's also teaching

47:11

everybody listen, you can't just see

47:13

this world and think you can

47:16

enter it. You there is an entry level

47:18

position at everything. Yeah. It also

47:20

taught me you got to start from the

47:22

shitty bottom. You start there

47:25

and you work your way up. You just saw how

47:27

he just worked up, worked up, worked up. But

47:29

then I also saw that towards the

47:31

end you have to also humble yourself and stay

47:34

humble. So I was looking at

47:36

the underlying facts, like not just

47:38

the drug hustle, not just the money. I'm

47:40

looking at the process it takes

47:42

to be successful. And once you get there, remember

47:45

how the fuck you got there, Remember

47:47

where you come from, because they could take that. It

47:49

could just be gone like that. So appreciate

47:52

it alone the line. Appreciate that journey.

47:57

We don't do too much code, but

48:00

if it's on your desk and

48:03

your face is in it, you can

48:05

have a bit. You know what I'm saying. I'm

48:07

not I don't think I'm ever gonna do cocaine again.

48:10

I can't. I cannot promise that I'm

48:12

never gonna do cocaine again. But I don't

48:14

have an interest in doing cocaine again. But

48:16

you never know, you could get it if it's sitting right

48:18

there. Lord knows what I'm gonna do. I

48:20

don't. I cannot promise you I'm not gonna

48:22

dig a hole in that coke with my life. You feel

48:25

if that was a mountain family, I

48:27

know, a big cake, but a man to the cake it'd

48:30

be fun to just put your cannot like. It's

48:32

not to say that I won't. Yeah, I'm

48:34

just saying that I have no interest, but

48:38

it yes, I'm more interested in the

48:40

man. If you,

48:43

yeah, you put that, I'm

48:46

gonna just be pacing like, oh my God,

48:49

I have to get out of here. Sh oh,

48:51

Jesus help me God. And

48:53

then I'm just going and didn't run. I'm gonna have to

48:56

run because once I do one, I gotta do the rest.

48:58

You'll be running pretty fast,

49:04

oh man. But yeah, man, scarface,

49:08

and it just teach you, teaches you how to be

49:10

fearless like you. You see

49:13

how you can get

49:15

somewhere, pass somebody up, and

49:18

then how big feelings can just

49:21

go from congratulations to hate

49:23

you just because you found

49:25

a better way to succeed at the same game.

49:28

And he wasn't afraid to offer nobody. He like pop

49:30

pop. All y'all had to do was

49:32

get in on this money, be honest. But

49:35

instead you tried to have me killed and

49:37

then you didn't even complete the job. So

49:40

no, definitely have a have

49:43

a work ethic, baby, And then I not definitely

49:45

can't be cool with you because you had a job

49:47

to do and you're failed because I'm still alive, So

49:50

how can I trust you to be on my team now? And also

49:52

he didn't tea any with kids. He wasn't

49:54

gonna kill no babies and no woman. I'm

49:57

not sure that he was. He

49:59

was he was in tax trouble, yeah,

50:02

and the big guy that he was

50:04

getting all his shipments

50:06

from had a problem with

50:09

a government speaker that was trying

50:11

to bring him down. So Tony

50:13

Montana in order to get out of

50:15

all his tax trouble and not do I think by

50:18

the tenant jail, he had to kill,

50:21

like, I don't know who this he made him was to dictate

50:23

he was something yeah that was trying to get his drug

50:25

person in trouble. He had to kill him. But

50:28

the day, the day he was about to kill him,

50:30

he had his kids and his wife getting

50:32

a call with him, and Tony was like, We're

50:35

not We're not about to fucking do this. This children

50:37

is fucking wife. Are you kidding me? Hell no, because they

50:39

would have to blow up the entire car. Having

50:41

word Catholic Mountainsip

50:44

kaitem complete j job

50:47

unless it involves murdering women and children.

50:50

Unless it involved women,

50:52

children are are. That's where

50:54

you draw the line. Kill

50:57

a husband, kill a father, She'll

51:00

they'll be fine. They'll find somebody, and what's up? What's

51:02

in them? Money from every month for the trouble?

51:05

Yeah? Yeah, because we definitely we tone to Montain.

51:07

It definitely would have sent the people money. With

51:10

learning what we learned from him and remaining humble, we have

51:12

so much money. Yes, yes, he

51:15

was a Bosstel. He was a boss. When they came

51:17

into his house, he almost took them

51:19

all out. Yeah he did well. They

51:22

had a good run. Oh yes he did. In

51:24

that cop making noum, he feels none of them shots.

51:26

He's like one motherfucker. I'm like, yeah,

51:29

why didn't they pick that way? Slow

51:31

brain cancer? Because

51:34

I don't know. I don't know, I don't

51:36

know. What is the film that you

51:38

can or have? What's the most? Over and over again?

51:41

For real? You're gonna judge me. You're a judge, judge,

51:44

I want to be judged. Okay, in

51:46

that case, what's love got to do with

51:48

it? Okay, we'll judge you a little

51:50

bit only

51:53

because it's

51:55

an excellent film. But this is a film about the relentless

51:58

physical and emotional beings do

52:01

you see her story. I'm

52:03

not sure I want to watch it over and over again. Oh,

52:05

I just loved it. I loved I think

52:07

I love watching it, watching

52:10

it, and I can't wait till it get to the turning

52:13

point. Okay, okay when

52:15

she overcomes all that shit. Yeah, went

52:18

and got strong and beat his ass in a limo.

52:21

Yep, and winning at that hotel.

52:23

Wait till sleep and she ran to thatvery

52:25

model. Yeah, you know that weird

52:28

people love Shortshank Redemption. They watch

52:30

it a lot. People forget Shortshank Redemption is

52:32

two and a half hours of rape and abuse,

52:35

and then it has a happy ye

52:37

not dissimilate. What's I've got to doing a lot of

52:39

horrible stuff? Yeah, and then but

52:43

also, Angela Bassett is a phenomenal

52:46

phenomenal. She's fucking brilliant

52:49

and she is also very very

52:51

beautiful and has not aged

52:53

at You

52:56

see, she is the reason why my arms all

52:58

the way, my arms are always wanted to have

53:00

triceps and biceps like Angela basts. She's

53:03

the reason I do push ups

53:06

and curls because I want Angela Basset

53:08

arms forever. She's Angelo

53:10

basket arms, basket arms. She

53:13

is, she is uh, one

53:15

of the most talented. My

53:19

ankles are really skinny. I don't know, I got like Daffy

53:22

duck legs, Oh

53:28

my god. And you know who else I love? I love

53:30

Laurence Fishburne. And I think I love that

53:33

movie so much is because I want that

53:35

role. I want the role of the

53:37

crazy, psychiotic, alcoholic,

53:40

drug addic just beaten bitches

53:44

like. I don't know why I want

53:46

it, but I want to play that crazy

53:49

person in the movie one day because I feel

53:51

like I feel like I feel crazy

53:53

a lot. So if I could just channel that shit

53:56

into acting and just get

53:58

it out, it's yes,

54:01

sure, like and he was,

54:03

and just wear those outfits and just singing

54:06

shit like I was Laurence

54:09

fishbird That was also a very funny

54:11

movie. I mean a great unswer surprising

54:13

answer. What is the funniest

54:16

film other than Love So

54:22

because yeah, I

54:24

don't like comedy, but I love I

54:28

love stupid shit like shallow

54:30

Hell. Okay, the

54:34

dude that gets

54:36

what it. I don't know if he got hypnotized. I don't

54:38

know what happened to him, but he started

54:40

seeing women differently, and

54:43

for him to think that big bit

54:45

woman was skinny,

54:47

the whole time. But I think the funniest

54:50

part of the movie is after they didn't, he picked up

54:52

her draws and was like, what the fuck?

54:56

He thought she was skinny the whole movie.

54:58

But I was just like, oh my

55:01

god. He didn't know why the chair broke.

55:03

He was mad about the chair. He went off at the people

55:05

and the rest at the restaurant. He was,

55:08

oh my god, he's talking to these

55:11

three bad bitches in the club and he's like,

55:13

oh my god, let's take these bitches. Everybody

55:15

that was, you know, not up to the Hollywood

55:18

standard, as I should say, because I

55:20

really don't think that's a definition of of you

55:22

know, Mike's and ugly. I think that's a big in fact.

55:25

But we can't we

55:27

can't really judge how people look.

55:30

I mean, you know, I think everybody's beautiful in their own

55:32

way. Yeah. So yeah,

55:35

you know, you know, there's a Hollywood beautiful and then

55:37

there's a you know, but according to I

55:39

guess what people would call beautiful, according

55:42

to what people would call ugly. He would see

55:45

those women as beautiful. And his

55:47

friends are like, no,

55:50

I'm not going to have say it. The Shallow

55:53

House just funny as fuck. I'm sorry. I could

55:56

watch Bob if I want, like a good

55:58

gut puncher. Ye

56:01

it missed doubt fire. You too, can't forget about my boy

56:03

Robin sh Okay,

56:05

I don't know what it is, but I think my favorite

56:08

port is um. When he was doing

56:10

all the impressions at the interview with the social

56:12

worker, he

56:15

was like, he was like, I could be a hot dog.

56:23

That elf helf

56:27

is so good. Bro, I just watched

56:29

Jack and Jill the other day. Jack

56:32

and Adam Sandler is stupid, Okay,

56:36

Adam Sander's just stupid. He is stupid,

56:38

And I mean that is just all I can say, you know,

56:40

I just he's stupid. There you go,

56:44

Bro, he's just stupid. I don't Jack

56:47

and Jill, it's funny as hell. Oh

56:50

my god, he's just so stupid. Now

56:55

listen to negative to quickly?

56:58

What's the worst film? The Widow? The

57:01

Widow? The Widows with

57:03

Willa Davis, Liam

57:06

Neeson, Slow,

57:10

get to the point boring? The

57:12

fuck am I watching? Why are we not killing motherfuckers?

57:15

Why are we waiting to the in for this shit? Did

57:17

I know Liam was alive? Hell? Yes, of

57:19

course it wasn't a big fucking surprise. Why

57:22

is he in the house. Why didn't she open

57:24

up that fucking door. I was like, yeah, motherfucker, are you still

57:26

alive? You're not about to play with me like this? This

57:29

is all all of it, bull shit,

57:32

all of it. They cut that trailer up

57:34

to make it look like bitch bad bitches

57:37

about to be out here beating ass

57:39

and fucking shit up. That shit didn't

57:41

happen to the last twenty thirty minutes in the movie. I

57:43

was bored as fuck. I was on the phone, I was doing

57:46

laundry, I washed my hair, I fell asleep, I woke

57:48

up. I'm like, nobody still ain't dead. What

57:51

the fuck are we doing here? You

57:54

cannot have Wolla Davis in this movie. First

57:56

of all, I've never seen her do an action movie ever in

57:58

my fucking life. So she's in this action

58:00

movie. Don't provide no action but the

58:03

best crying scenes ever. This

58:05

is a drama. See how mad

58:07

I got? I got so fucking mad. I hate

58:09

waste my time on movies phenomenal

58:14

and I love Viola. My

58:16

main issue with it was how her and laid

58:18

a Mason kiss to the beginning. Oh that that

58:21

was a slopping ass up

58:24

ass kiss. Yeah. Oh

58:31

it was awful. If I cannot,

58:33

I just I was so excited to see that movie. I'm

58:35

like, this is about to be the ship. I think

58:37

that's when make movies bad. It is when you

58:39

be like, Okay, that's probably gonna be a good movie, and

58:42

then it's like, all right, but if you like, man, this shit

58:45

gonna be good. It's about to be popping.

58:47

I've been waiting to see this and you're getting there and you're like,

58:49

what the fuck? You understand

58:52

you and being beyond brilliant

58:55

everything. I hope you'd being more. However,

58:59

when you die of not

59:01

paying attention to your body, and

59:03

you slowly got cancer in your foot and it's spread up

59:06

your body into your liver and your kidneys and your

59:08

legs, and then it went to your brain. And he went to

59:10

the ducks he said, is there any wrong with me? And

59:12

he said, you've got brain cancer? And

59:14

then you died. Right when we went to get your

59:17

body, turned out the brain cancer

59:19

and it's dark with the brain canswer had like exploded

59:22

your brain. So your head was five times in

59:25

size. What happened when we found you? And

59:27

so we're picking you out and your whole body has just expanded

59:29

from your brains trying to fit into your skull.

59:32

So we pick up your body, which is now heavy from all

59:34

the exploded brains, put

59:36

you in the coffin. But there's a lot more of you than we planned.

59:40

We stuff you in this coffin, blown

59:43

up brain in the coffin everything. There's

59:45

no room in this coffee now. There's only room

59:48

enough room for one DVD which we can slip in the

59:50

side and when we send you to the other side. On the

59:52

other side, there's movie night. Every night. One night is

59:54

your movie night. What film are you taking to show

59:57

everyone in habit It'll probably be

59:59

sisty. Oh I mean

1:00:01

people Internet, come on so

1:00:04

good. I'm saying, all right, I'm

1:00:09

you'll probably be sistack because it's

1:00:11

it's fun, it's heavenly. Heavenly

1:00:14

is drama. It's funny, it's

1:00:17

whoopee, it's got a soundtrack to die

1:00:19

for. Yes, people

1:00:21

will love you in heaven bringing that. I

1:00:24

thought you're gonna take scarface. Oh

1:00:26

no, okay, but I'll bring that to hell. Yeah, I

1:00:31

dream you are. Is there anything you'd like to tell people to look

1:00:33

out for before we say goodbye? Um?

1:00:35

You know what I just Um, why

1:00:38

don't y'all check me out on add ruins everything? In my

1:00:40

one episode I'm a one episode of corporate,

1:00:43

I put

1:00:45

some positive vibes. I just finished writing the pilot. Put

1:00:47

some five positive vibes in the air for me. I could

1:00:49

sell it store me and my wife. Oh

1:00:52

yes, um about us being together for

1:00:54

about nineteen years. We're separated for three

1:00:56

years and then jumped into marriage. What I was getting

1:00:58

to know each other again. So it's just constantly

1:01:00

trying to what's

1:01:02

the pilot cooked? Okay, we

1:01:06

are because we all have addictions, and my addiction

1:01:08

is my wife. I cannot regardless of the

1:01:11

deepest, dirtiest, most horrific

1:01:13

things we go through, we always in the Beckt square

1:01:15

one and us love and I think all of us can relate

1:01:17

to that. Yeah, So wish

1:01:20

me luck, good luck, Thank you, Funky

1:01:22

Johnson, thank you for your time. Yes, you have

1:01:25

been brilliant, had a great time, man,

1:01:28

Thank you, Thank you. Good

1:01:30

night. So

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that was episode forty three. I hope

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you enjoyed it. Please head over to patreon dot

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Means more people get to hear it and keep making it. Et cetera,

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etcetera, etcetera. We all die or the Internet exploits.

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Thank you so much to Punky for doing the show. Thank

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you to Alicia and Kitty for letting us use

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their house. Thanks to Scrubious PieP and the Distraction

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Pieces Network. Thanks to Buddy Peace for producing

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it. To a Cars for hosting it, Thanks for adding Richardson

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for the graphics, and Lisa Allen for the artwork. Come

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and join me next week. My guest is Afterlife

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actor and Plebs writer Tom Baston.

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Have a lovely week, and please, in

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the meantime be excellent to each

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other.