Episode Transcript
Transcripts are displayed as originally observed. Some content, including advertisements may have changed.
Use Ctrl + F to search
0:03
Hello, uh, welcome to
0:06
this episode of the flats and shanks series
0:09
seven, maybe episode two, 40 minutes
0:12
is all we do now because none of us
0:14
can be bothered to pay for
0:17
upgraded zoom business. It's
0:20
more like, I'm sure it's really
0:22
cheap, but it's like, it's
0:24
the admin of having to have a password, another
0:26
account and loads of emails from zoom, which I don't want
0:28
and forgetting my password
0:31
and my kids taking my laptop and
0:33
me not knowing my password or another lap. Well, that's
0:35
easy, mate. All you got to do is change your password to
0:38
what Martin would, how does his password
0:40
address? Oh
0:43
my God. Now what we can't do, some
0:45
pods would just reveal this password.
0:48
Martin would the old boss scram off. Oh,
0:53
the old bastard. Uh, he, um,
0:56
he, horrible bastard. He
0:58
had a banking problem. I think from
1:00
get a banking problem. We were on
1:02
tour and he couldn't get any money out and
1:04
he had to ring his mom and dad at home. His mom at
1:07
home answered and said, right, there's an email on my hotmail
1:09
account. And that is the password
1:11
I need to get money out of this bank on England tour.
1:13
Right. And he had to spell out
1:20
email password to his mom. She's
1:22
logging in right.
1:22
Martin, a hotmail. And
1:24
it got caught. Right. And what's your password? And
1:26
he says, right, mom, I'll tell you the
1:28
letters. Is my mom awful? Yeah. I'll tell
1:31
you that she does sound like that. Um, he
1:33
said, right, I'll tell you the letters, but don't add them up
1:35
to make words. Don't write them
1:37
down, mom. So
1:41
we can't say what it was. It
1:44
started with the C word and ended in the letter,
1:46
the numbers six and nine. It was just awful. Like
1:49
Adam Jones and the old Welsh second row. Our old mate
1:51
who played for a long time.
1:55
That's right. Yeah. Steve, about time he
1:57
looks, he looks 55. Um, so. Adam
2:00
Jones, steam boy, he's when he went on his
2:02
first Wales to the ask for his email address, and it was always
2:04
up for the steam at hotmail.com.
2:07
I'm always on the piss. Oh, God, I
2:11
had to take his suit. It shot himself to
2:13
the dry cleaners. So I just take
2:15
it because we obviously live together. My
2:17
suit needs a clean, sorry, suit like
2:20
for postgame. You want to check to be favorite?
2:22
Just take my down with you as well. I said,
2:24
Yeah, no problem. But it's suspicious because
2:26
he's given to me in a black bag. And
2:29
then what they do is they get it and
2:31
they get it in the dry cleaners.
2:34
They take it out, don't they lie on the service, see if there's
2:36
any stains on it. Oh,
2:38
my God,
2:40
it was the brown stains.
2:42
It'd been in a black bag for about four days.
2:46
So, oh, my. Yeah,
2:49
animals. I have animals on it.
2:51
But anyway, congratulations to Adam Jones. Um,
2:54
yeah, we're getting engaged. So truth
2:56
is, when someone's as old as us and they get engaged, you're
2:59
like, oh, you're married
3:02
or oh, is it your second marriage, which is cool,
3:04
all the rage these days. But actually, you can just do
3:06
what you want and get engaged whenever you want these
3:08
days. So what I'm doing,
3:11
but you don't have a big thing about it. You don't have to have
3:13
a flash mob in the middle of Cardiff. No.
3:16
And, you know,
3:18
I've had a couple of weddings, Tommy, as we all know, and the
3:20
second one was much smaller and it was like my kids
3:23
are like, oh, you're going to do it. You're going to put a
3:25
picture on Instagram. No. Why would
3:27
I do that? Well, you got to
3:29
know. I haven't. I
3:30
don't have to do that. I'm all I'm going to do, babe,
3:34
is two kids is I'm
3:36
going to cook a big brisket and I'm going to
3:38
hide the ring in there.
3:43
I'm a slow cook, the bastard for eight
3:46
hours. We have a break that took on it. That's
3:49
like the equivalent of catching the bouquet. You're
3:51
next. Even though you're 11, even though
3:53
you're 11, you're next to be married. I
3:57
love you, Tom. Boy, good boy.
3:59
I'll go home. Come to. So that's why I have to do it
4:01
a little bit earlier for me. Yeah. Oh god,
4:03
right. Talk to me. What's going on in home? It's song Kong
4:06
There is a Q&A
4:08
I've got to do in Kowloon
4:10
Ruppy Club tomorrow night
4:13
Yeah, we're
4:15
Clive Hammond is sorting that out and David
4:17
trick is the MC myself and rocky. Oh
4:21
Tricky I tell you now what
4:23
you'd be wearing. Okay, cuz he's very similar to you
4:25
You'll have a pair of jeans on probably like Wranglers
4:28
not tapered. You'll have a really
4:30
old-school pair of deck
4:33
shoes or
4:36
Whatever the court. Yeah deck shoes aren't they? Shoes
4:39
deck shoes. Yeah shoes deck shoes. Yeah,
4:41
you'll have a Ralph Lauren shirt on And
4:47
it'd be funny as
4:49
All hell
4:51
all hell Frick I was gonna say yeah,
4:53
so and then playing golf on Thursday
4:56
hopefully
4:58
Yep, and We've
5:00
got a good thing. I think that's what
5:02
the course is lovely. All right. Oh, I think men Michael
5:05
checkers Martin Murray my
5:07
friend Martin Murray from
5:09
Swire group
5:11
Okay and then
5:14
got like a little dinner in the evening with
5:16
Brian Rennie and
5:18
A couple of the speakers is still quite
5:21
a fair on the Thursday night. Just yeah
5:24
Just trying to break us in I think slowly and then
5:26
we got the long lunch on Saturday, which I'm
5:28
speaking at. Oh Just
5:30
thinking about my intro now The
5:32
intro is anything you really got to work on you could
5:34
get a minute.
5:36
Yeah. Yeah, you got if you know The intro is
5:38
gravy from there on if you don't
5:41
Yeah, you push it man uphill Maybe
5:44
I think it may be like I'm a bit of music like Simply
5:47
the best it's coming and walking in cap
5:50
on backwards if you don't
5:52
be it get out The
5:55
book I carry around with me Forwarded
5:58
by
6:00
It's like when you and I did that often
6:02
tell people off air this story where You
6:08
We did that dinner together up in Norfolk and you were
6:10
like We basically planned it and it was like
6:12
right I'll go first shanks you go second and we'll
6:14
alternate on these bits like that Oh, don't say it.
6:16
You've just dropped my memory. I might use that I might
6:18
use that yeah I won't say I won't say I won't say the
6:20
theme of the gag either because we'll
6:22
guess it But I want to say it on our pod But
6:24
you're like just about about to introduce us on
6:27
and you were like flat see I'll go
6:29
first boy I said no no it's just stick to the plan and
6:31
it's all ad-libbed anyway But just stick to the structure and
6:33
you were like no I'm gonna start the gag about
6:36
that and I was like no definitely
6:39
don't do that because there's 800 600 people
6:41
here and
6:44
It's about 50% men It's
6:47
about 40% women and 10% children
6:49
and people had their kids there as well And it was like but
6:51
they're all leaving soon after we start the
6:53
kids But they're there for the start
6:56
big family rugby club I was like you cannot make
6:58
a joke about that and you're like yeah, I can Be
7:00
fine mate you walked on and
7:03
I gotta say I had a bit of sweat running
7:05
down my back And you absolutely
7:07
Jimin nailed it and that was it it made the night
7:09
so easy from then on well done back yourself back
7:12
yourself
7:13
Dot-com yeah, yeah, so yeah
7:16
read the room which Well,
7:18
no you didn't know the room you just put the punt
7:21
and it was too much too much not enough raise
7:23
your hands
7:26
Yeah, that is it flatty and
7:28
then I am back um I
7:30
leave then Saturday morning half-aight
7:34
And I'll mostly leave Hong Kong then yeah
7:36
mostly be sleeping I believe any working
7:38
this weekend when you get back on the URC on Sunday.
7:41
Nope
7:42
Yep, oh
7:45
Fella you've got a lovely couple of days. You'll
7:48
have a good time with Rocky Clark tricky former
7:51
bath rugby winger for years quickest
7:54
guy ever and former-present
7:56
the club and all that apart
7:58
from all that I might have
8:00
told this before, but you and I have been to a lot
8:02
of raw kestus. I'm sure I have
8:04
told this. The loosest
8:07
I've ever emceed in my whole
8:09
career, Tommy, and I've been
8:11
doing that almost as long as I play rugby now, was
8:14
the Wasp's 150th centenary dinner at the Savoy,
8:16
and it was at
8:21
the Savoy, and it's the loosest event I have ever
8:23
been to. And Tricky had
8:25
to speak at about half ten, quarter to eleven,
8:28
and I came off the stage and I was like, guys, we
8:31
had a Q&A and we had Gatlin there, and everyone
8:33
was there, and Rob Henderson
8:35
wouldn't get off the stage after the Q&A
8:37
refused to leave the stage, we just had to carry on. And
8:40
he had a mic, and he just kept shouting swear words every
8:42
time I spoke, and in the end I was like, could we cut his mic
8:44
off, please? And in the end, he fell
8:46
asleep in his chair. He was very good value, but
8:49
it was loose. And
8:51
I was like, Tricky, you can't go up there, you can't speak
8:53
now. The night's gone, they're all thinking about going
8:55
off to a club somewhere, it's done, that
8:58
you can't go up there. And he said, it'd be fine. He
9:00
walked up there, and I've
9:02
said this before, and I say it again, it's the best I've ever
9:05
seen. Best after dinner
9:07
speaking in terms of control in the room, landing
9:09
the gags I've ever seen. Amazing.
9:11
The looser I've been to was Breck and Robbie
9:13
Club before.
9:14
Oh really? The Plen Panat,
9:16
actually we just went out there on a social, and
9:19
went to the clubhouse after. They
9:22
started to do Baluge. They
9:24
put all the tables together, put loads of liquid
9:27
all over the tables, and then they're
9:29
just using the big elastic bands
9:32
around your arms. You've
9:34
got to get naked. Well, someone got
9:36
naked, I wore my pants, just didn't want to
9:39
slice anything.
9:40
Yeah, gotcha. Even though I could probably do with
9:42
it.
9:46
And they just fling you along the tables. And
9:48
I was watching it initially thinking, wow, this
9:50
is amazing. And then you start chanting
9:52
your name.
9:53
And you're looking around thinking, right, I've got to get out
9:55
of here. Nowhere to go. So
9:58
there's still a couple of videos.
9:59
flying around of that. That's
10:01
horrendous. All
10:04
the lads did that in all by one in Bath once and Andy
10:06
Beattie, the back row of the Beast,
10:10
who's an email address
10:12
on that subject used to be andthebeastgoeson
10:15
at hotmail.com, good one, but
10:19
he did it and everyone was going along it and I think Bolsch did
10:21
it and Tins were flying in and I was just like mate if
10:24
I'm not coordinated enough to do that I'll go through a table.
10:27
Beast got up and just jumped and just slammed
10:29
really high, slammed down
10:31
onto it, didn't skate forward and just split
10:33
his chin from memory. Come
10:37
on mate.
10:37
I'm not as big as you
10:39
yet but I
10:41
went down a slide in Alton Towers a couple of weeks ago
10:43
and I stopped halfway.
10:47
Well because your ass got jammed in it. I don't
10:50
know, it's like a normal slide, one
10:52
of the big slides where you go round and round. Maybe
10:55
you're not heavy enough. I
10:58
think I had the wrong
11:01
swimwear on. Yeah,
11:03
what did you have on? I
11:06
think I needed shorts.
11:09
You had the old Rod Stewart, did you?
11:14
I'm
11:16
currently sitting, Tommy, in
11:19
our upstairs sitting room
11:21
that was sitting room really that we
11:23
call the drawing room to annoy the children because they think
11:26
it sounds really snobby but we only call it that
11:28
when they're here but in the
11:30
drawing room and it is a it's not a building
11:32
site in here because next door is a building site and
11:35
the ceiling fell in as I might have explained on a former
11:38
pod in my office slash snug my
11:40
favorite room in the house
11:41
I said this is my favorite room in the house and
11:43
within five days the ceiling had fallen in
11:46
the whole ceilings had to come down ever tellies
11:48
off the wall speakers out lights off
11:50
the ceiling the whole room
11:53
has got to be repainted
11:55
we are now looking at
11:57
uh replacing
11:59
all of the furniture that was in there which you think, hey,
12:01
nice, new furniture, cannot find
12:03
the same furniture again, doesn't exist anymore.
12:06
We really like it and it's basically brand new. We've
12:09
hardly ever been used
12:11
and the insurance
12:13
company said, I'm not happy with this, we're sending
12:15
somebody round
12:17
and he came around and they were like the quotes too
12:19
high from your builders got to get a couple of quotes which
12:21
took ages and when
12:23
I didn't, took ages from one of them, not from the other
12:26
and the bloke came around and he was like, I
12:29
don't think your quotes enough. I don't
12:32
think it has an account for any new furniture. I was like,
12:34
yeah, but hopefully could clean it. He's like, mate, that's
12:36
a pink sofa fella. He's dead. So
12:39
we now got all the admin
12:41
and dust and I'm asthmatic, the
12:44
dust mate.
12:45
We thought it was all done and we're back in
12:47
the mix now.
12:48
This is where it helps front
12:50
end ITV, Robbie
12:53
Walker, money maker,
12:55
the money maker. Oh, the face. Have
12:59
you ever thought about renting your house out for like Pluto
13:01
parties? Awesome.
13:04
Yeah, Airbnb being
13:06
your whole house. I get like
13:08
the last year that the lads that do he makes I've
13:10
got that do it. The rent out, they go away in the summer,
13:13
rent out their house, whole house. The
13:16
admin that goes around getting
13:19
basically all personal items
13:21
put away, stored away, then back out again. I'm
13:23
sure you could develop a system and you could be
13:25
reasonably efficient like Paulie,
13:27
I'm a he reckons he's got it down to three or four hours
13:30
with all the kids, all five of them like digging
13:32
in. They've got their own roles crack on. I
13:36
can't organize a system to the
13:38
privatize whatever the word depersonalize
13:40
my house. And I've got four
13:42
kids to have whom a baby's a dog. I just
13:45
know it's not worth it, right?
13:47
No, it's not. You know, we got a couple
13:50
of complaints about last week's pod.
13:52
Oh, yeah.
13:53
Too much rugby, apparently.
13:55
Well, funny you
13:58
say that I was a thing on Friday night.
14:00
And this lovely bloke walked up to me, probably 55 years
14:02
old. And
14:04
he said, I love the podcast, but
14:06
you two have got to stop the rugby chat. He
14:09
said, we've heard it all by the time we get to your pod. We
14:11
don't need it. We all read the papers. And
14:13
he said, all we want to hear about is Netflix and barbecues. I
14:15
said, fella,
14:17
you're speaking my language. Ah, right.
14:20
Now listen to this. You might've watched already.
14:22
It's obviously been promoted quite well at the
14:24
moment. Robbie Williams
14:26
documentary on Netflix.
14:28
No.
14:29
It's really good. Really enjoyed it. Obviously, you know
14:31
who Robbie Williams is and his
14:33
career, but
14:35
mate,
14:36
just like an insight, because it's got loads of
14:38
footage from when he first joined Take
14:40
That and when he left
14:43
or when he went solo and basically
14:45
all the ups and downs he's had along the way. And
14:48
you often don't hear about these things. You just hear when
14:51
he's bringing a song out, maybe if he's had
14:53
to check into the priory, but
14:56
what he struggles with along the way is, I don't want
14:58
to spoil it for you, but
15:00
I'm not going to watch it so you can tell me. Really?
15:03
Not my cup of tea, but I'm interested.
15:05
You think you like him or you just not? No,
15:07
I like him. I just don't know what that sort of thing. Just
15:09
had like massive anxiety, massive
15:11
panic attacks, had this whole fear about the
15:14
UK not warming to him, not liking him.
15:16
Um, seems to be okay when he was performing
15:18
in America, but anytime he came back to UK,
15:21
just got overly, overly nervous
15:23
and having panic attacks, even though like he just nailed
15:26
Nedworth for three or four days.
15:28
Um, and a lot about his songwriting
15:30
as well and how much songwriting he did
15:33
and it's good in the relationships he had
15:35
and on the way. And obviously now, you
15:37
know, he's found peace with himself and he's
15:39
got a lovely, beautiful family,
15:41
but
15:43
what he took to get him there, you know, it was a classic
15:45
case of
15:46
he was 16 when he joined, take that
15:49
and not really having a proper sort of
15:51
teenage years,
15:52
basically, very young. Yeah.
15:55
And then later on call up with him down the
15:57
line, but I loved
15:59
it.
15:59
it like within two days I think it was
16:02
four episodes but it's good.
16:04
Yeah I read a review of it online
16:07
the other day and it said it was the
16:10
best documentary of its kind this
16:12
year. So you weren't watching it. And
16:14
I think, well it's just not, I might watch it, it's just
16:17
not what, that's not my cup of tea on telly really.
16:19
There's a couple of cars in there. Yeah
16:22
what cars you got? But it's like
16:25
the Beckham documentary, I love Robbie Williams,
16:27
I've been to take that concerts mate in Cardiff for a great time.
16:31
But if I could get tickets again I would but
16:33
you know I love his music
16:35
and I want him to be alright but at the same time and
16:38
the human stuff I do find interesting. But if I put it on
16:40
I'd probably enjoy it. It was like
16:43
when he left Take That he was obviously really young and he bought his
16:45
first album out and it was okay
16:47
the album but
16:48
it was the one song I think he
16:50
co-wrote it with Guy Chambers
16:53
who was sort of his music producer
16:55
for a long long time. They worked together very closely
16:58
and it's all to do with that relationship as well. But
17:00
Angels was a song that just connected
17:02
with everyone.
17:03
Oh yeah it was huge, it still is huge now
17:05
but
17:07
I also forget how many good songs
17:09
he's brought out. Road to Mandalay was
17:12
it? Road to Mandalay?
17:13
He made it up? Might
17:14
have made it up. Road to Perdition, that's a
17:16
great film with Tom Hanks, it's one of my favourites.
17:20
But no he's obviously, he's absolutely mega and that's
17:23
not the point, his brain does what it does to
17:25
him and that is very sad. But hopefully... Do
17:27
you know what I'm excited about on the plane? What?
17:30
Well
17:30
I've already pre-ordered food, I've pre-ordered
17:33
a burger,
17:34
you know what I'm like. Standard. I'm going
17:36
to arrive at the hotel and have a club sandwich.
17:38
Again, standard. See
17:39
what channels you've got. Do you know what channels you've got? Do
17:41
you know that? When
17:45
we play out in France
17:48
we stay in the same hotel all the time on the Champs-Élysées
17:52
and
17:53
it was great because in
17:54
the team room you'd have
17:56
a big TV
17:58
and they've obviously
17:59
got these they've got
18:01
rude channels out there naughty channels it would
18:04
just be on a porter the whole time.
18:06
It's running constantly. Yeah I
18:08
remember I
18:09
was doing McGarriff's company
18:12
and used to get
18:14
like two or three
18:16
minutes free till it came up with a screen
18:18
that you had to pay but
18:21
we worked out that if you turned off the mains back
18:24
on again you
18:25
get another two minutes free. Oh God. It's
18:31
good stuff though isn't it? It's just it's
18:33
you know. Right a passage mate.
18:35
You're trying to not think about the game
18:37
aren't you so yeah you know. Yeah it's nothing like watching
18:40
pornography with your friends can't imagine anything
18:42
weirder. Actually they mention it. Yeah
18:46
I read a really good article a few years ago about why men shouldn't
18:48
watch it and stuck with me fella.
18:51
Shouldn't watch it you got you got a big problem with
18:53
it but. Well why you
18:56
got like a power bank and a lead on you then. Well
19:00
I can't see I'm plugging your telly at the mains mate. But
19:03
I
19:03
the other thing I won't not I won't watch
19:05
or refuse to watch I everyone said it's amazing
19:08
but no it's not true. But the
19:10
Beckham documentary is I love Beckham. I
19:12
love him he's a national treasure I love all that
19:14
stuff. I just can't I'm just
19:16
not enthused by those
19:19
programs I read a review of it I think I mentioned it on a pod
19:21
recently that is the most aggressive review
19:23
negative view I think I've ever read about any television
19:26
program ever you on that one I'm with you on this
19:28
I'm not Camilla Long Camilla
19:30
Long I think it was that wrote the review and
19:33
I always just like got a TV TV
19:35
program review on Google and the Guardian is a
19:37
pretty reliable run to market reviews
19:40
and it was like whoa she has I
19:42
think it might be in the Times actually that one but she has wherever
19:45
it was she absolutely slammed it and it's like
19:47
this is just content
19:50
it's viewed as an insight what it really is
19:52
is really tightly curated just to make
19:55
improve augment their brand and make loads of money which
19:57
is absolutely fine but it's presented as something else.
20:00
and it's kind of like... I
20:03
don't resent that, I'm just not interested in that
20:05
at all. What I
20:08
was going to say to me about the plane is I'm looking
20:10
for it, I'm really hoping they've got Oppenheimer
20:13
on
20:14
TVs there, on the movies, on the plane. Because
20:16
I'm not seeing that yet.
20:17
Yes, no, I haven't. Yes, but to watch it. Yeah,
20:21
it might be a cut down version on a plane in
20:23
case kiddies watch it, that's the only problem.
20:25
That'd be alright. I can deal with not
20:27
seeing a nipple flat, that's fine.
20:29
You keep bringing them up. We're
20:33
watching Time at the moment, which
20:35
is about being in prison. The second series, the first
20:38
series was amazing,
20:40
and the second series
20:43
is really, really good. If you hadn't seen the first
20:45
series, as a standalone, the second would
20:47
be really good, there are only two in, but I think
20:49
there's only three actually. I'll try.
20:51
But it's really good, it's
20:53
clever, it's good. The first
20:55
one had Stephen Graham and Sean Bean in it, and it's like, well,
20:58
it's like having Al Pacino and Rob De Niro in it, in a
21:00
BBC drama, do you know what I mean? It's quite
21:03
hard to follow, but next
21:05
series is good. It's like
21:07
watching Sylvester Stallone documentary
21:09
as well, that's on Netflix. The
21:12
one about Arnie is really good.
21:14
He's brought one out as well, so at
21:17
the moment he's just
21:19
talking about his younger life really, about how he
21:22
was born. How he was
21:25
born, how half his face is paralyzed, how he's
21:27
trying to become an actor, but no one really
21:29
would take him too seriously because they thought he
21:31
was going to be a villain the whole time because
21:34
of his voice and the way he looked with his eyes, and
21:36
then how he got into writing because he couldn't
21:38
get any parts, and then how he wrote
21:41
Rocky, rewrote Rocky, and then made
21:43
it what it is now. And
21:45
cast and
21:47
the actors in it as well. It's
21:49
really interesting because obviously, like
21:52
anyone like him, he's got a massive story because
21:55
he wrote, he
21:57
directed, and he starred in it as well. all
22:00
those three when you're like 22-23
22:02
years old. Yeah. Yeah
22:06
I mean he did get caught with
22:10
human growth hormone at the old services didn't they
22:12
all their customers once. Reesweb.
22:16
Sorry did you say Reesweb? Sorry Sylvester Stallone.
22:19
What's happening? What's happening with Reesweb? Oh
22:21
I'm not sure I made that up. I don't
22:24
know. The papers. What? The
22:26
growth hormone. He got he got he gave
22:29
he didn't he get he failed a drug test didn't he
22:31
for growth hormone. I thought it said in the papers. Yeah
22:33
I'm not sure exactly I saw him the other day actually at
22:35
Phil Bennett Foundation didn't they seemed he seemed okay.
22:39
It'll come out in the wash. Should
22:42
I just. I hope he's alright then.
22:44
Yeah I do. I really like Rees. He was looking immaculate.
22:47
I have to say that. Like I was looking. Yeah of course he was. Oh
22:49
so he's demanded it says here the well the first thing I've
22:51
got is he demands a B sample.
22:56
Yeah test positive growth hormone.
23:01
Yeah well I hope that works out. I hope
23:03
it is
23:04
not the case. Sometimes it's good to heal
23:06
in your body though if you've got like a real severe injury.
23:09
Oh mate like I honestly think like
23:11
I I wouldn't really know where
23:14
to start but it's
23:16
like people pay subscriptions for you
23:20
know telly or vitamins or
23:22
protein powders that sort of stuff. I
23:24
reckon that you know there are certain there are certain
23:27
things that would be massively frowned upon in the rugby fraternity
23:29
that if you could just pay it you know what you
23:31
pay for Netflix every month and just have a bit of liquid
23:34
youth
23:35
bit of HGH shabbed in just a little bit jabbed
23:37
in the only thing I know nothing about it then I
23:39
think if you have isn't it right if you have tumor
23:42
a tumor or cancer it grows at a significantly
23:44
faster rate if your growth hormone is spiked
23:46
or I don't know that's why I just don't bother doing
23:48
that stuff wouldn't know where to start
23:51
but so I still I did say
23:53
that you know HGH is nothing I think
23:55
was his favorite quote and it's like mate it's not even
23:57
it's well yeah you might like
23:59
it you I might like that one. I'm sort of an episode
24:02
in and it's really interesting.
24:04
So I'll be good. I'm
24:07
more up for that. I'm more than
24:09
a puff piece on, but they're all kind
24:11
of all these documentaries are there
24:13
a little bit like aren't
24:15
I a legend and I find that a little bit uninteresting,
24:18
but the Ricky Hatton one I loved, which
24:20
we've spoken about, loved it. So
24:23
I was great. I watched Louis Faroo interview
24:25
Anthony Joshua.
24:26
And you're good. This week. You've seen that? Well, no.
24:29
Yeah, it's all right. Yeah, it's
24:32
all right. And I love both of them, but I
24:34
think he seems to be
24:36
like Anthony Joshua
24:39
is seems to be massively or
24:42
preoccupied by the
24:44
feeling his feeling that the British
24:46
press and maybe the therefore
24:48
the public by proxy or whatever, don't
24:51
give him the credit his achievements deserve.
24:54
He seems to have a big which are what
24:57
obviously clutch double world
24:59
champion, double heavyweight world champion. And
25:01
if you know, it's one of those things that I don't know if
25:04
you ask about heavyweight Tyson Fury,
25:06
obviously is a massive name, but Joshua
25:09
had a massive impact on what was a really stagnant,
25:12
uninteresting heavyweight division. Yeah,
25:15
but until he fights Tyson Fury, then
25:18
then I just I can't
25:20
really buy into it because
25:22
everyone's won this fight for years and
25:24
years. And I just don't want to see at the end of
25:26
their careers when they're just looking for a pair. I want to see
25:28
them fight in their prime, which is which is now
25:32
and
25:34
they've got to sort that out. It is
25:35
pathetic. That is
25:36
the fight. Yeah.
25:39
So I'm I'm I'm watching the documentary thinking
25:41
a couple of things like there's a bit edgy couple
25:43
of points. It looked almost a bit confrontational,
25:45
a bit awkward, but in a good
25:48
way. I'm also thinking
25:50
Louis through is like the greatest of the great but
25:52
I'm there was bits where it was edited, I think just
25:54
felt like he was interrupting Anthony Joshua all the time
25:56
and a couple of times I thought I'd just let him speak like he
25:59
was going to carry on then but Louis Theroux is just the master.
26:02
He did Tyson Fury impressions that were amazing.
26:05
Like he was really, really good. And he
26:07
asked the right stuff. Like he's brave. I think he's
26:09
amazing but didn't adore this
26:11
documentary like I normally do. But
26:13
halfway through it, I'm thinking what you're thinking. If
26:16
this is your primary concern, like you want to earn
26:19
money and that stuff.
26:20
And
26:21
it's like there was a few contradictions. Like
26:24
he said, you know, you said it's all about the
26:26
money, Anthony, or in those similar words.
26:28
And he said, no, I mentioned doing
26:31
it for the money once. And I mentioned it once
26:33
and everyone's just blown it up. And he's
26:35
like, no, no, because you mentioned it here too. Oh,
26:37
yeah, well, I mentioned it there too. Like it's not a crime
26:40
to what money. So it's like, yeah,
26:42
but it's like, if it's not all about the money,
26:44
and it's all about legacy, fight
26:47
him then and take less money. Don't demand 50
26:50
million or 30 million. So do it for a shitty
26:52
little 10 million. You know, do that
26:55
just fight him then if it really isn't
26:57
about it's easy for me to say it's not my job. But
27:00
actually, if my primary if
27:02
my primary thing was that
27:04
people didn't respect me didn't respect me, and the only way
27:06
they respect me was hosting
27:08
a game on ITV, where I'm going to get
27:10
paid four pounds instead of my normal fee,
27:13
I would do the game I would do the tournament for four
27:15
pounds. If it meant I could find
27:17
peace, I think 15 to 30 years ago, though, these
27:20
boys would fight, they would fight. Yeah,
27:23
big fights. Now it's all to do. Not good, isn't
27:25
it? Money, it's all to do with rights. It is knackered.
27:27
It's completely knackered. Like you look at, I
27:30
don't know, like the late 90s, early
27:32
noughties, you had huge fights all
27:34
the time, all the time, like at
27:36
least once twice a year, big,
27:39
Holyfield, Tyson. Yeah. Kazagi,
27:42
you bank. Yeah,
27:43
you know, there was there was low Steve Collins, Nigel
27:45
Ben. Yes.
27:46
All always. But now it's like,
27:49
happens once every 10 years. It
27:52
could kind of fight him now as well, because Tyson
27:54
Fury didn't look
27:56
that great. And his last one.
27:58
So I read it. I read
27:59
one of the reviews of it that said he
28:02
basically looked like he hadn't trained hard
28:04
enough for it and he
28:07
did.
28:09
We're not body shaming one of the
28:10
greatest heavyweights potentially of all time.
28:13
He's never been ripped. He just looked like he was really
28:15
heavy but anyone
28:16
looks
28:21
like that next to Francis Nganu. I think Anthony Joshua
28:23
would look a little bit like a speaker piss
28:25
neck to Francis Nganu. He's an absolute freak show.
28:31
I know these fights generate loads of money and if I was a
28:33
heavyweight boxer and I got offered, I'm making numbers up 30
28:36
million to fight some YouTuber. Shit
28:38
me mate, I'll do it naked. You do don't
28:40
you?
28:41
Ten minute warning.
28:43
Oh God.
28:54
There's a
29:21
film on Netflix called The Killer
29:24
which has just come out. Michael Schloepender.
29:27
Fast Bender. What did you call me?
29:30
It's got five stars in the Guardian in
29:32
the pet Guardiola which never happens mate,
29:34
very rarely happens. Downloaded.
29:37
Ready. Well done mate.
29:40
Well done mate. Last point on
29:42
series now. Have you got anything for me to watch that's
29:44
gripping?
29:46
I don't mean anything like serial
29:49
killer. Struggling at the moment. No,
29:52
same. Okay, that's fine.
29:54
But it's autumn. I feel like all the good stuff should
29:56
be coming out now because it's autumn but nothing's
29:58
quite... grip me recently and I'm
30:01
kind of empty on the TV front.
30:03
I know we
30:04
got told off for doing too much rugby.
30:06
Oh, there you go.
30:08
Yeah, I know. We'll just pick
30:10
out a couple of instances because if you
30:12
want to catch up on rugby, listen to other pods
30:15
or watch the ITV highlights with you in Topsy
30:17
or listen to the unloaded UOC
30:20
show. But the
30:23
red card at
30:25
the game you covered at the weekend. Yeah.
30:30
Oh, for the leg out.
30:32
It's a red card for me.
30:34
I don't know what you said.
30:36
Whether you agree or not, I think
30:39
that's red.
30:40
Every day of week.
30:42
You might notice I'm standing up, Tommy, as you're, Tommy
30:44
can see me in the view that the listeners can't. I'm
30:47
standing up because my
30:49
back's going to expose yourself.
30:51
Yeah, I'm not. It's like I'm singing in a
30:54
booth now, like I'm doing, what's
30:57
it called, a Band-Aid song. Live 80. Yeah,
31:00
I'm Band 80. Live 80.
31:03
Yeah, looks like I'm doing that. The old back's
31:06
going.
31:07
My point, what I said was I know
31:09
the letter of the law and
31:12
all that, but that is just balance,
31:15
unintentional, bit of empathy,
31:19
let it go. That's what I thought. And
31:21
I was with Nollie and she was a fullback. She
31:23
said the same. And I looked along at Stuart Hogg, who
31:26
was obviously knew his onions at fullback. And I
31:28
just, we're both commentating on different channels, the
31:30
same game. And I was like, would
31:32
you reckon he said never a red? And then from
31:35
what I haven't watched it on TNT,
31:38
but I think Benny K thought the same. And then Ollie
31:40
Woodburn, who's current play, but
31:43
he's the teammate of the
31:45
accused.
31:47
That's slightly different, but I think, I
31:50
don't know. It's
31:52
one of those letter of the law jobs. Yeah,
31:54
I spoke to two World Cup referees.
31:57
I spoke to... couple
32:00
of world player of the years that have got
32:02
it and they think it was a red card. But
32:05
I spoke to Bono. If
32:07
you miss time, you jump when you go
32:10
for the ball and you collide
32:12
with someone, it can
32:14
be a red card. That way, same
32:17
instant supplies, I think when you're taking a ball like
32:19
that, he looks at the player, the foot
32:21
comes up, he's trying to buy himself a little bit of time, doesn't want to get
32:23
smashed.
32:24
I think he knows exactly what he's doing and
32:27
red cards. Really?
32:28
Yep. You know what I'm like, Flats? You know
32:31
what I'm like?
32:31
You think the game's gone soft?
32:33
I think we have
32:35
too many red cards. But for me... You
32:37
hate player safety. You hate player safety. That
32:40
is
32:40
a red card.
32:41
I'm really surprised if that's a red card. What we've gone by
32:43
on... It happened in the World Cup, happened
32:46
to Palo a Dog Woo before. He
32:48
got a six week ban. Yeah.
32:51
It looks too obvious to me, David. So
32:53
there we are. And that's what players do to stop
32:55
them getting smashed, stop them getting hit hard, they
32:57
land on the floor. It looked very
33:00
unnatural. So there we are. You're
33:02
right, it's gone. We agreed to disagree, but yeah, I
33:04
have spoken to people way
33:06
above who you listed. And
33:09
I'm on this massive WhatsApp group with basically
33:12
the last 10 years players.
33:14
I have been playing players. Bob
33:16
Duar and Nick Mallet.
33:18
Rasi Rasmus. I rang Eddie
33:20
Jones.
33:22
Did you? I spoke Daniel Craig
33:24
about it. How's the answer? Konichiwa.
33:27
And Idris Elba.
33:28
Yeah. I spoke to a load
33:30
of celebrities about it. A couple of quick highlights.
33:33
George Ford was mega for sale
33:36
against Bristol. Second half, sale really
33:38
got it together and George Ford looked immaculate.
33:42
Honjo Pollard made a massive difference for
33:44
Leicester Tigers, even though they didn't win. He looked
33:46
great. Marcus Smith looked fantastic as
33:48
well. Finn Smith for Northampton
33:50
in there. That win over Chiefs. You
33:53
got a lot of fly-offs doing really good things
33:55
in the prem.
33:56
Dave, can I ask you a question?
33:59
I'm not seeing too much.
34:01
Maybe you have, maybe you haven't, because obviously you just
34:03
highlight Marcus Smith. But Jared Evans, what's
34:08
the word on the street? How's he been going? I've heard
34:10
it's been okay.
34:11
He's played really well. The word on the street is really
34:13
good. They really like him. He's everything I've heard.
34:17
He really suits the way Quinn's want to play. Realistically,
34:21
he's going to be, like most players,
34:23
would be an understudy for Marcus Smith. Quinn's
34:27
might use Smith at 15 here or there,
34:29
when people are injured, but they don't need him as a 15. They've
34:32
got plenty. They've even got Tyrone Green
34:34
on the wing, who is brilliant at fullback after Mike
34:36
Brown left. So they've got options on options
34:38
at 15. So Jared Evans
34:40
will, but because Marcus Smith goes away
34:43
a lot and all that stuff, and people
34:45
get knocks, he will play quite a
34:47
lot of games for Quinn's, and they really, really like him. So
34:50
they're quite chuffed with that signing. Because there's no point
34:52
in having really exciting
34:55
outside backs if you don't have a 10
34:58
who is, A, a running threat
35:00
himself, and B, really good at
35:02
setting them alight and creating space. Yep. And
35:05
that's why I think we'll see
35:07
probably a
35:08
different way of attack for Wales coming
35:11
up in the Six Nations. Dan
35:13
Bigger won't be there, he's retired, and
35:16
he's
35:18
good at game management, he's good at
35:20
positional play, making sure Wales
35:22
play in the right areas. Not high risk
35:24
rugby, quite low risk really,
35:27
but I think whether Sam
35:29
Costello's back fit, Johan Lloyd's been playing well,
35:31
and I said this a couple of times on different
35:33
platforms, this
35:36
is a massive period for him now, because
35:38
he's playing well,
35:39
but he's got from now until January
35:42
really to form up a partnership
35:44
with Garth Davis, Sam Costello's injured at
35:46
the moment, to
35:48
maybe warrant a starting spot. So
35:50
it's in his hands at the moment, he's looking good,
35:52
even though the Scarlett's aren't playing particularly
35:55
well. All four Welsh
35:57
teams lost at home at the weekend, which is the first time.
36:00
ever in the history of the
36:03
competition. I feel
36:05
like with Johan Lloyd,
36:07
tell me if you think this is... You look at him
36:09
as like a James Hook and you think if he's going to go on
36:12
and amass as many caps for Wales as James
36:14
Hook did, he's got to start getting in that starting 15
36:16
soon. He's got to be that sort of player
36:18
where they say, well, we've got to get him in somewhere
36:21
so he goes here. If that's the end then
36:23
great, because he seems that talented to me
36:25
whenever I watch him. But
36:26
if you
36:27
play in 10 internationally, you
36:29
can't just be a makeshift 10 at your club. You can't
36:31
just be filtering it out. You have to be. Yeah, the
36:34
guy. You can get away with it at 13, wing, 15. But 10
36:40
is so important. You have to be playing at every... What
36:42
he does have in his favour is he
36:44
is unbelievably versatile. So he can
36:46
play in multiple positions. So
36:50
therefore, you probably want him in your squad because
36:52
he can cover, whether he starts
36:54
or whether he's on the bench, he can cover loads and loads of
36:57
positions, which is key, which is golden. Exactly
36:59
what you want.
37:00
So there was
37:03
nothing really massive
37:05
that went on in the UFC. There was
37:07
a red card to tame Basham. Just
37:11
Ross Burn is running back to
37:13
pick up the ball. Basham just leaves his elbow
37:15
out, tries to connect with Ross Burn's head, gets
37:18
him a little bit at the top. Luckily, he didn't get
37:20
him right on the draw. But
37:22
he got red carded straight away and I'd
37:25
imagine he'll get quite a hefty ban.
37:28
I haven't seen it, but I think the game has gone
37:31
soft and it shouldn't have been a red.
37:33
Yeah, maybe. Absolutely
37:35
not. It'll get a big ban, I reckon, for that. It's
37:38
too obvious. It was like rugby
37:40
when we played. You could
37:41
get away with it. Yeah, when men were men. Yeah,
37:45
so much of it is about
37:47
self-control just in the moment, isn't it? Yeah,
37:49
it is. They were getting hammered by Leinster and it was
37:51
a tough game. We've got a minute left, that's right.
37:53
Let's go.
37:54
Can I just inform you? We've
37:57
got Chuckland Ladies' Day coming up in March,
37:59
right? The squad has been
38:01
assembled, Steve Spears is in. Yeah.
38:04
Lee Byrne is coming with
38:07
Roger Harry, my mate. Geth
38:09
Jones is coming with him as well. I'm
38:11
on that table so they've got... Jason Fox is
38:13
coming, isn't he? Three world-class looking
38:15
blokes with me. God. Including
38:18
me. Yeah, Jason Fox is coming as well so
38:21
it's going to be good.
38:23
And we all know that Dean Schofield, former sale sharks
38:25
on England's second row will be there as well. It
38:27
just makes every day better.
38:28
Always. We all will. Never
38:31
see it. Well done mate. Good pod.
38:33
Not too much.
38:34
I'd be well done. You look after that back now. Do you
38:36
want to come to my pub with me? Get it stretched?
38:39
None of that. Good luck, boy. Cheers,
38:41
everyone.
Podchaser is the ultimate destination for podcast data, search, and discovery. Learn More