In the last ever episode (probably) of Football By Numbers, Tim and Bryan debate weather 8’s are hard bastard tacklers or through ball threaders, Bryan shoe-horns Chris Waddle into every segment and there’s a special Blind Date edition of Playi

Episode 10: Number 11

Nov 22nd, 2017 52m 29s

In this, the penultimate episode, we discuss the hansomness of Gianluca Zambrotta, the hard bastardness of Sinisa Mihajlovic and the silver-fox-edness of the White Feather AKA Fabrizio 'I score hatricks where I want' RavanelliTheme tune: Tom

Episode 9: Number 6

Nov 15th, 2017 56m 51s

Nearly there! Three episodes to go and this week we’re talking about 6’s. We discuss the dark arts of football trickery, why Paul Pogba represents everything that’s wrong with football today, Youri Djorkaeff’s millions and phoney celebrity foot

Episode 8: Number 1

Nov 8th, 2017 47m 48s

The big fat elephant in the room has reared its ugly head. Number 1 has finally arrived. We talk loco GK's who can score, idiots who wear ridiculously high shirt numbers and "Edgar Fucking Daayvids" in the hot-seat at BarnetTheme tune: Tom Sw

Episode 7: Number 3

Nov 1st, 2017 49m 58s

This week we chat about hard bastard left backs who can also score, the enigma that is Lord Bendtner, Asamoah Gyan's obsession with gold and Bryan rants about robotic unic Cristiano Ronaldo and the stupid people who like himTheme tune: Tom Sw

Episode 6: Number 10

Oct 24th, 2017 51m 9s

The holy grail of shirt numbers! This week we chat about the state of Zinedine Zidane's front door, Valderrama, Hagi, William Gallas, Michael frigging Owen again and what subject managers from the 95/96 season would be teaching at school.Them

Episode 5: Number 4

Oct 17th, 2017 45m 4s

Another week, another shirt number and in this episode we chat about landlocked centre midfielders, Tim tells a boring story, we discover what Javier Zanetti did on his wedding day and debate the the evolution of kit designs from whacky-unique

Episode 4: Number 7

Oct 10th, 2017 48m 18s

This week we discuss getting sent off by your dad on your birthday, getting slapped by your mum outside White Hart Lane and how Winston Bogarde, despite having no respect for conventional number systems, was still an absolute fucking dude.The

Episode 3: Number 9

Oct 3rd, 2017 49m 58s

Aside from the usual number based drivel, Tim and Bryan debate shirt in, shirt out or the front tuck, waking up at Peterborough train station, Darren Anderton's gender fluidity and what the hell Dan Walker is doing presenting Football Focus.T

Episode 2: Number 2

Sep 26th, 2017 47s

In this episode we talk about offending Ibrahim Ba at Gennaro Gattuso's birthday party, Clint Dempsey's rap career and how Ruud Gullit showed the world how to be a true gentleman when it comes to shirt number selection.Theme tune: Tom Swindel

Episode 1: Number 5

Sep 12th, 2017 41m 37s

In the very first episode of Football by Numbers Tim and Bryan discuss what positions they played in their youth, Colin Hendry's cigarette stained white mullet and what the hell Zinedine Zidane was thinking wearing number 5 for Real Madrid.T

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