0:09

Just call the whacket just the whack. I'm not a girl. I'm not

0:30

a girl. Don't tell me what to believe. Yeah, I'm just trying

0:36

to find the woman and me. The woman and me will be coming out

0:42

in November, you guys. Oh, is that what it's called. Yeah,

0:45

I don't even know. Literally, she really did the bars the bars

0:49

Brittany, Yeah, I don't know that from Twitter though, someone said that.

0:52

I was like, yes, that literally is from I'm not a girl,

0:55

not yet a woman, like I remember, I'm just trying. My

0:58

hair is so crazy. Usually Chris is the one with the greasy hair. Oh, my hair is looking lackington, Yeah, your hair looks good mine,

1:07

you guys will see in the podcast clips try shampoo recording, Yeah,

1:12

and the videos recording. Today is podcast Day, which meets it's Thursday,

1:22

but just today though, it is National French Fried Day. I love French

1:26

Fries national holiday. Um, so we have to ask the greatest French fries

1:33

of all time. I thought about this long and hard. Let's say at

1:37

the same time. Okay, on the count of three way, because I

1:40

get three way tie, Okay, we'll say you're number one. Ready,

1:44

one, two, three, McDonald's okay, And I was gonna say McDonald's

1:51

but I don't want to be basic, But no, bitch McDonald's. No,

1:55

you're right, okay. So what I was thinking, I was like,

1:57

man, McDonald's is always number one. Yeah, they're still go tod.

2:01

I fear like they are still the greatest of all time. Yeah.

2:06

Wing Stop is a close one, though. You know why I love Wingstop is because they're so salty, and I just love salt. If I could

2:12

just lick a salt lick all day, I would I wouldn't get cholesterol or

2:17

yeah, there are no repercussions for all the salt. I was gonna say

2:20

hypoatatis. I would say diabetes, yes, wrong thing if there was no

2:28

percussions for having So I like the season sometimes with the Wingstop And but you

2:35

know what, then I started thinking, I was like, are there fries

2:38

at good? Or is it because their ranch is so elie? That's what I'm saying, literally, the ranch that makes the fries so good, because

2:46

you know, when you run out of ranch, if you start eating the last bit of fries, you're like, litty, get out of my head,

2:52

Get out of my head, Get out of my head. Right, it's the combination. Yeah, Ranch really plays apart, but McDonald's, for

3:00

the record, fresh fries by itself Ala carts Bomb still the best to this

3:07

day and the longest running log of a run of being the greatest French five

3:12

of all time period. Even if they're cold and soggy, I'll still eat

3:15

that shit. I'll hum it up. I like them saggy a little,

3:19

but I also really love a little crow. Oh no, I love Gett

3:21

a little saggy one. Yeah, so good. Someone that I used to

3:24

like just for a little bit. But they fell off completely, Like now

3:28

they don't got nothing good. Burger King oh no, no, BK fell

3:31

off so hard. Even their chicken fries don't even get anymore? Did KFC?

3:36

I was really I was driving to Jack in the Box. I wanted like some chicken wings or whatever, chicken tenders, whatever, and I Ksey

3:43

was coming up. It's like, you know, let's just pull in here. They're they're KFC. They're the chicken no terrible terrible tastes like rubber No,

3:52

yeah it's pothies is where it's at. R I p KFC. I

3:54

used to like their, like, at least their mashed potato isn't gravy.

3:58

Yeah, in their mac Popeye is still smacks though, hell yeah, but

4:02

backs French fries McDonald's is still voted. I thought about French fries ill one

4:06

of my childhood friends. I saw he had posted like a pull up too,

4:11

and like one of the options you don't. Once you vote, you can see like how many what is getting what votes? Yeah, and people

4:15

are actually voting in and out. I'm sorry, I love it and out, but they notoriously have the worst fries of all time. I don't get

4:20

it. I don't get it. I don't get it. The fries are

4:23

nothing. Yeah yeah, yeah, it's like I know what I'm getting.

4:27

I'm still gonna order it. I'm gonna get it animal style because it has

4:30

the you gotta drench it and sing are terrible. Yeah, it'll put no

4:34

salt, nothing. Yeah, I mean, and it's like that's the that's

4:38

the fries that I like. It's thin, it's Chris Krispy, right,

4:42

but it's still not good. It's like they have all the potential and they're

4:44

not using it. What's going on? There's no ranch. I can't believe

4:46

you said, because literally that's what I was thinking that makes it so good.

4:54

Stop get out of my head. Winkstop is like the definition of like

4:57

a guy that's like is he hot or is he just tall? Literally?

5:02

Is this prebby good? Or is a ranch just amazing? Wait? When

5:04

I had COVID, I show ordered Wingstop and I ordered like four extra ranches

5:11

just because and I'm disgusting. I was like, I'll get you the big

5:13

one, the big jump. I was like, you were not drinking it.

5:16

Stop. He's like making a notion of slipping the ranch. I was

5:20

like, I was like, it's just like I had to eat anything real

5:26

for Like, how were you I was? I was just like, that's

5:30

not okay. I was hungry. There's no that justifies what I'm drinking ranch.

5:41

I will also drink McDonald's barbecue sauce, hangy delicious, sweet yammers.

5:49

That's enough. Yeah, No, we're not doing that anymore. I don't

5:56

do that. I'm a I'm a sauce boss. I'm a sauce girly,

5:59

a sauce guy. I'm a sauft non binary. I'm I'm saucy. Yeah,

6:03

but shout out to McDonald's. There's there's still number one. I'm sorry,

6:05

I don't know who's seeing them, who's gonna see them. They're kind

6:09

of the goat forever, So good luck with that super sizes we try to

6:12

bring them down. Can we just talk about that for a quick second?

6:15

Hot take? Cottake? Oh, I don't know if it's a hot take,

6:18

but I agree McDonald's is terrible for you. McDonald's and I agree,

6:27

you know, like healthier food should just be more affordable broccoli. They're a

6:31

monopoly. You know, they're taking over the world. There's McDonald's in every

6:35

state, country, anywhere you go. There's McDonald's everywhere in the world.

6:39

And I agree that that's probably a problem, like that fake food should not

6:43

cost a dollar. I should not be able to buy fifty nuggets for two

6:46

dollars. However, this documentary, duh, if you eat like fast food,

6:55

it could been It could have been anything like, yeah, if I eat a donut every day for fifty days, the first bath things are gonna

6:58

happen. Like McDonald's an out here advertising themselves to be like Trader Joe's.

7:02

Okay, they're not like, yeah, we're the healthiest food ever. You

7:04

can eat us every single day of life, right, McDonald's isn't saying that.

7:08

They're saying, yeah, we're fast food. No loving it. Get

7:12

you a quarter pounder, girl. I love a good quarter pounder. I

7:15

always add Mayo. So that document I always I hated that. I was

7:17

like, okay, dude, yeah, yeah, good one. But McDonald's

7:21

isn't out here trying to say that they're healthy, so duh. If I

7:24

eat chocolate kit Cats every day, I don't know why I sat chocolate.

7:28

They're all chocolate. But if I eat kit Cats every day, yeah,

7:30

yeah, yeah, yeah, of course, I'm probably gonna have a heart attack. Yeah. Obviously it was a dumb science experience. I hate him

7:35

for making that, stupid man. Yeah, and then he made a sequel,

7:40

I'm pretty sure, and it was about supersize me too. Was it

7:44

about yeah, he could do one for every fucking bad thing that's for you.

7:47

I think he did it. I think he did it specifically for chicken.

7:51

Um okay, that that would make more sense because like, you know,

7:55

meet as a universal Yeah, and it's like it's like, okay,

7:57

we get those McDonalds. But remember when like they said that there was like

8:01

pink ooze in uh in like in like McDonald's meat remember that now they say,

8:09

I don't know, there's a bunch of terrible things. And you know

8:11

what I'm still getting when I'm hungover, penny in the coke or something.

8:15

Yeah, I guess that's any coke they're getting. There's cracking the coke.

8:18

It's called coke. No, you know, like like if you leave it in there like roal rust oh yeah yeah yeah, or something that's not right

8:24

and it's really good cleaner if you want to like scrub something off. Yeah.

8:31

I feel like I had another McDonald's hot take. Well it wasn't a

8:33

hot take, but I remember one time they just they are always going to

8:35

be the best because I actually went, I don't. I don't eat McDonald's

8:39

often, Like I'm not really a fast food grilling like that. I love

8:41

you to now. I love going out to eat by like good food,

8:45

not saying that it's not good, but I'm just not like super big on fast food unless i'm drug. I will go to talk about yeah, talk

8:50

about its different, yeah superior. Yeah. But anyways, I remember,

8:54

I feel like I legit went like five plus years without McDonald's and not even

8:58

like on like I'm not eating McDonald's like I just never went there, like

9:01

if I counted like damn one' the last time I had McDonald's. And yeah,

9:03

sorry my video stopped. Oh yeah, you can stop recording. I

9:07

just stopped recording wine. We're like fielding clips. Yeah, and the ring

9:13

light is making me so hot right now? Are we stopping? Are we

9:16

going? Because I am hot? Yeah, I'm sweating. I'm sweating.

9:26

Oh and I'm like wearing a tanktop. I am sweating. Said, stop

9:30

recording, you need to manage your story. Wait. But also side by

9:35

you guys, I have a ring light. Chris forgot his or like just

9:39

never had one. And my co worker mentioned to me that we have this extra one like in a closet, and I was like, oh cool,

9:43

perfect, I need wine. I grab it. This thing is like a

9:48

size of a fucking window. It's the biggest ring light. It's like those ones where you go like in a professional photos shoot and the makeup artist as

9:54

like the big ass ring lights so they could see your whole entire body and

9:58

like every pore on your face. I'm trying to so and I just have

10:01

my little mini ring likes. I could only imagine how like like two hot. I also had my glasses off for that clip, so oh I could

10:09

see you get a little dissy. Anyway, back to my story, I

10:15

probably went like five years without McDonald's, not willingly, just like that's just

10:20

how the quickie crumbled. And I remember me and my cousin in Helica,

10:24

we had went to Sofi Stadium, so probably not. She probably paid for

10:28

my bill. Probably. Um. We went to like Sofi for like a

10:33

Niner game and like had a great time. We're definitely hungover the next day

10:37

and we're driving back and so hungover, you know, we're like on the

10:41

roads. So we're like, let's just stop at this McDonald's and we I

10:43

gotta the Sasha's mcgriddle and I, when I tell you, guys, I

10:48

was like, what motherfucking five star chef is back there? When I tell

10:50

you it was the greatest thing I've ever tasted in my life, going that

10:54

along without McDonald's and me thinking it's gonna be nothing. I legit was like,

10:58

Oh, I was like, helca, what is this? Now?

11:01

Let's turn around and I want to go compliment the chef. I need to

11:05

go talk to him. I need to shake the hand. Yeah, of

11:07

the man created this masterpiece for me? Are you doing it for the culture?

11:16

Whoever made the sausage made griddle? I don't. I can't. I

11:20

can't. It's like it's too much for me. It's like I feel like

11:22

I'm gonna get a heart attack. No. No, the little syrup with

11:26

the sauce. Oh my god, you guys, I was in heaven.

11:31

It carried my handover first of all, so it has medical it'll bring you

11:37

back benefits. Yeah, gets of your hangover. But it is also the

11:41

most delicious thing you will ever have in life. Have you ever had McDonald's

11:45

in a long time? Get this as a sign to kind of just break

11:48

that. Yeah, yeah, and go get you a what is it a sausage McMuffin? Riddle? McMuffin is the egg That's what I get? Egg

11:56

sausage. Um, oh my feels that wide. But does it have the

12:00

syrup? Do they both have the syrup? No? No, mcgriddle is

12:03

pancake sausage? Oh no, I didn't have a pancake though it was sae

12:07

like too many pancakes with wait, you don't even what did you get?

12:11

I feel like it was it was like on a biscuit or like a sausage.

12:16

These are like three everything a sausage or a biscuit or sausage. Now

12:22

now you got me all no know? Okay, the bread was sweet looking.

12:31

No, that's what I'm saying. The syrup was definitely on the sausage.

12:35

But there was also egg in there. Wait, okay, because I

12:43

don't know whatever I had though, Wow, I'm like, I don't wake

12:48

up that early. I'm just kidding, I do. Oh, this is

12:52

the one right here? What who is she? What is it called osage?

12:58

But nothing? Oh? Maybe it was a sausage. I think I

13:01

got the sausage McMuffin with egg. Okay, yeah, but that's there's no

13:05

syrup on that. Did you add the syrup to it? And that you did, that's kind of iconic. M lady. Maybe you maybe you maybe

13:13

you ordered a side of syrup and then you put it on top of that.

13:16

But the mcgriddle is has the pancake patties. I go down to the

13:22

mcgriddle. Yeah, yeah, like the mcgriddle. What's mcgirdles say? Okay, this is a what's that? I don't I don't order the mcgriddle.

13:28

Gress, Oh that looks amazing. Maybe I had that five hundred fifty calories.

13:35

YEP feature soft warm griddle cakes with the sweet taste of maple that hold

13:39

a fluffy folded egg, savory sausage, and melty American cheese. Macgriddles cakes

13:46

have no ortificial preservatives, lie or flavors, and no colors from artificial sources.

13:52

There are five hundred fifty calories in a sausage, egg and cheese mcgriddles

13:54

YO pick up on your terms. So the drive through or with McDonald's curbside

13:58

pickup. Well, the one we went to was fancy. There was like a fucking chaos machine. Oh I love that. I love going there.

14:03

It was five stars at the airport. It's like you don't have to talk

14:07

to anybody. You just sit there and you can like hit all the little

14:11

buttons. Do you want to make all the little adjustments? Do you want?

14:13

You know that a little extra that, a little added to mayo,

14:16

a little whatever you want? Wow, Hey, next time you get a

14:20

big mac, add mayo, Just saying just like add more fat? Can

14:22

I add? How are you going to talk about my syrup being disgusting?

14:26

And you know if you're adding I would like more mayo and drinking ranch Okay,

14:28

But here's the thing. There's a there's a common there's a thorough line

14:31

between all the things that I'm talking about. They're all savory salty. I

14:37

like a little savory salty. I don't really like sweets. I don't either,

14:39

but the sausage compliments it because it's just like a little razzle dazzle of

14:43

syrup. It's like, oh's talking there. It's like they just like lightly

14:46

dipped it, like you know, maybe it came from a bad batch,

14:48

Like this sausage was accidentally dipped to some syrup. That's what it tastes like.

14:52

It's not like it's drenched inner. It's something crazy because I don't like

14:56

sweet too sweet either. It was Sarah Bay, not Salt Bay syrup batch.

15:01

Anyway, Shout out to the guy that made my saucers, mcgrida or

15:05

wherever the fuck I ate. It was amazing, So shout out to McDonald's.

15:09

And I feel like that's just like such a childhood thing, like getting

15:13

McDonald's for me. Yeah, definitely really brings me back to a good time

15:18

when Yeah, I feel like one time we had like little sixers for like

15:26

three months straight. I really kid when my dad was like, yeah,

15:33

here's twenty twenty dollars on the counter, get yourself, mcpattie, just kidding.

15:39

I had a great childhood love my dad. No, I really did.

15:41

I was like we were so spoiled, Like I was so spoiled.

15:46

But we also grew up in the hood. Like yeah, we used to

15:48

make jokes that my mom's theme song was still fly by the Big Timers,

15:52

you know, campaign more because all my money's been okay, because I'm on

16:00

I have a out of my family. My mom really made it out like

16:03

she she had a good job. Yeah, we definitely still lived in the

16:06

hood, like we lived on four slies in South Hayward and now like my mom would like buy all my cousin stuff, but she would like we would

16:11

be struggling though, like we we broke like we were living there, but

16:14

she would have us like decked in like fat farm. Yeahs oh wait now

16:21

she does. Yeah, but no, I'm talking back to then when we were like actually yea were styling, like now we living in a nice little

16:26

neighborhood and everything, but I mean we're still poor, but but I'm so

16:30

fun. Yeah, but they used to always make jokes like my dad as

16:37

too funny. Speaking of childhood, though, I feel like the kids do

16:41

not play outside anymore. Oh no, no, no no, and they

16:44

just like needs so much to do it. I don't know if you ever

16:47

had like any like weird childhood games. Did you ever play curveball? Curveball?

16:52

Okay, this is such a good game, but oh he used to

16:55

play it religiously. So first of all, we were really outside, Like

16:57

I wasn't like a full on tomboy, but I definitely was like the only

17:00

girl. We would like all meet at the end of the court and like

17:03

would play curveball. Well yeah, but like all those other games too.

17:07

What is like the football game where you throw it like three times you gotta

17:10

catch it. I don't know, girl, I like my ad it was

17:14

like cheerleading in the field or something like it would play twenty one all the

17:17

time. What is that called three flags up? It's like they throw a

17:21

football, like whoever catches at three times gets to be the Thrower's those simple

17:26

games anyways, let me tell you curveball. Okay, so this literally this

17:30

is all you have to do and all you need is a ball, like

17:33

it could be a basketball, soccer ball, but one person was down on

17:37

one side of the curb and another person stands on the other side. Because

17:40

I lived on a court and you literally just like throw the ball and if

17:42

it hits the curb and bounces back, that's a point. Oh and my

17:48

I was like the only girl and these were like big boys, and they would be like full on like Jordan's Stands jump man, like hopping in the

17:53

air to throw the ball so it could bounce back. It was a tense,

17:56

but it was like the greatest neighborhood game ever, right, everybody got

18:00

involved outside Let's go. Do you have any favorite childhood games you used to

18:07

do? Let us know on the podcast. I'm on the podcast, on

18:11

the Instagram page, score underscore, leave it in the comments, join the

18:17

conversation. I don't know. In schools to play it was called red butt.

18:22

It was like you'd be like throwing a tennis ball at a wall and

18:27

like, actually I don't remember, but I remember, like the point of

18:30

the game was if you lost, you had to touch the wall before getting

18:33

your ass fucking pegged. Oh, I don't play that one, but by

18:38

a tennis ball and they just pay you in the butt. Red butt.

18:42

Oh, I don't like like getting hit. It was more like a hot

18:45

love, a monster kitty another thing. Okay, maybe it was a little

18:49

spoiled. I remember me and like I had this little childhood boyfriend. His

18:53

name was Marco Blanco's in love with him. We were dating, like real

18:56

life dating third through like sixth grade. What like our fans like me and

19:00

him and my mom would like and our moms would like go to Warriors Gays.

19:04

We used gotta eye hoop together. I used to go to his little

19:07

baseball games. What anyways, met him and this other kid, Doug,

19:11

who's like my childhood friend. He also grew up on the same block as my cousins, like around the street, so we were all like the same

19:15

friend group. But a popular game we always do, uh kickball softball?

19:19

Did you ever play that? So it's like baseball but kickball at the same

19:23

time, So like someone will roll to you kick it and then you gotta

19:26

go like run the bases like baseball. Yes, But like anytime me,

19:30

Marco or Dug had like new shoes, we would get a designate a kicker

19:33

for us because we didn't want to crease our shoes, Like, oh,

19:38

he's got his worses on today who wants to kick from Marca and you would

19:44

get you a designated kicker protecting the drift. You gotta protect the drift.

19:49

That was a good game. Remember tetherball, yes, of course, of

19:55

school fields, school grounds. I don't think I haven't seen a tetherball in

19:59

hell a long and I saw I used to be that bitch. No rope's

20:02

bitch because I'm short. I'm still five one right now, so I was

20:04

probably like four something forever. No rope. No, the rope you swinging

20:14

like crazy. It'll be like swinging at the very top. There's no way

20:17

you grabbing, and you just had to like stand there and watch it go around the pole, that's what she said. And there's nothing you could do.

20:22

You can't stop it. No, you got to just face your defeat,

20:26

like okay, yeah, someone else has next. Ropeies, ropees,

20:33

no ropes. No, I was weird. We played a hot lava monster

20:38

like in elementary school, where you had to you couldn't touch the tan bark

20:42

because it was lava, but only the lava monster could. And he's trying

20:45

to fucking tag you, and you're climbing all over the playground and you might

20:51

fall and break your head open, but it's okay because you ain't trying to get touched by the lava monster. Yeah. I don't mess with any of

20:56

those, but I will say it at the Boys and Girls Club, and

21:00

the Boys and Girls Club was always like all the you know, supervisors are

21:03

like quote unquote teachers, Like they were all like young, so they were

21:06

like all super cool, Like I remember like Dre he was one of the

21:08

supervisors. Everyone looked up to him. He was super cool, but he

21:12

was a big boy. And when we played a dodgeball, they had to

21:17

put a warning because mind you, all these kids it ranges from kindergarten to

21:22

eighteen year olds, right, so there were some warnings. You had to

21:27

proceed with caution because Drey was a grown ass man as as you know,

21:33

all the other supervisors too, even one of them she was like the main

21:38

coordinator. I don't know if she owned the MJCC slash Boys and Girls Club.

21:42

Um she was held a big and buff too, and they would have

21:48

no mercy on these kids, okay me, and they would like kiss in

21:51

the face with the ball, like and it'd be the rubbery yeah, oh

21:59

to the face was like yeah, picture this like seven foot man. Yeah,

22:03

over two hundred pounds throwing that ball at you on your face. Now,

22:11

boys and girls dodgeball. That was not for the week at all,

22:15

not for the week. I was never a part of the Boys and Girls

22:17

club. Yeah. I remember every time Dre like came in a bad mood, he would make us run the basketball court. Just I know. I

22:26

remember when he started being like a basketball coach. I remember, like everyone

22:30

that was how l Raa would come back to school and be like, oh

22:32

I hate Dre because they didn't like touch the ball till they're a second week and he just had them running. Which is good though, because he now

22:37

teaches you you beast. It is that's like a really good tactic. Hey

22:42

you guys better run. Yeah, I guess. So. I don't know

22:47

you ever watched Coach Carter with Sammy L. Jackson, right, yes,

22:52

yeah, yes, rich what Richmond. But a lot of people from the

22:56

Barry hate Coach Carter because is like it's based on it's based in Richmond,

23:02

and it was like so not Richmond the movie Oh really yeah, it was

23:04

very like it was more la than anything. Wow, I didn't like they

23:08

just do some Yeah, the coaches from Richmond. The chat they do is

23:12

a rich Richmond like It's based on a tree story. Wow, Ken Carter

23:17

taking a chance on the Richmond Oilers, Bay Area Athletic. Yes, classic

23:22

story and they just kind of threw, you know, some wraiter hats on

23:26

them called it a day. Okay, okay, okay, it could at

23:30

least been dancing too some too short or something in the club the little prom

23:36

um. But anyways, in today's episode and for the culture, we're talking

23:40

about what's his name, Tom Holland figuring out new things in life and adulthood.

23:45

Um, let's talk TV. We had some updates on Euphoria and Bitch.

23:52

We gotta give a little recap of Chris's birthday. And then today in

23:56

the Bay there is a young man from the Bay Area who was being honored

24:00

at the motherfucking SPS. So by all means, let's get to it.

24:07

This is for the culture, for the culture, for the culture. This

24:11

is where we pick a headline and ask if they sheet or he did it

24:15

for the culture. I got to talk about Zandia's boyfriend, Tom Holland.

24:21

Okay, spider Man, so he recently did an interview. I'm not gonna

24:23

lie I didn't watch the whole thing, so they could very much well be

24:26

setting him up with this headline that kind of went viral, but I did

24:30

read. I didn't read, but the title of the podcast was that he

24:33

like got really vulnerable, vulnerable about mental health and all this stuff. So

24:37

it was like a really good interview. But one part that did go viral

24:41

Tom Holland he admitted that he didn't know that he had to pay his water

24:45

bill. Quote, he said, I needed to do a lot of growing

24:48

up at home paying my water bill, paying you know, all these bills

24:52

and sorting out my bins and all that sort of stuff that they don't teach

24:55

you at school. I think there should be a lesson at school that's called life, which is like laundry, basic cooking. I didn't realize you how

25:02

to pay for your water, you know. I really felt that. I

25:06

really felt that when I first moved into like my like first just moved out

25:10

of my parents' house. Yeah, I was like, hey, can I

25:12

smoke in here? Like I can I smoke inside? And then they're like

25:17

yeah. And then I moved in and there was no laundry machine, no

25:22

washer, no dryer, And I was like how am I go dry because

25:25

my clothes? How am I going to clean my clothes? Right? But I can smoke inside. I know. I always make jokes when people are

25:32

like, well, school never taught me this, I'm like, did they know or were you just sleeping and not paying attention in the entire time when

25:36

they were teaching those stuff. But I know, I will say, there is a lot of stuff that they don't that they should be teaching you.

25:41

Nobody taught me how to write a check. Yeah, nobody writes checks anymore.

25:47

Um, But I was I was gonna ask, like, what are some things that you didn't realize until way later in life? Like almost embarrassing

25:53

age to find something like that out. Yeah. No, I mean,

25:59

okay, I have one, okay, um okay. It wasn't like hello

26:03

recent like not like last year. No, But I swear I was like

26:07

in my mid twenties when I realized I was in I was to day years

26:11

old. Yeah, when I realized there's no carpool lane in five eighty,

26:18

I did not know that for the longest. I remember my friends someone told

26:21

me and I was like what, She's like, yeah, there's no car pool lane. I was like, oh, my god, I'm going in

26:26

there. Yeah, exactly. Diamond Lane, girl, Diamond Lane, No

26:30

Diamond Lane, Dimon Lane. That was a game changer for me, and

26:36

I love five eighty. I will avoid eight eighty at all costs. Like

26:38

there's too many rocks. Yeah, they say there's no accident, there will

26:41

be one as soon as you enter there you go. But five eighty it's

26:47

a breeze. There's no trucks because I'm not allowed there. Apparently there's no

26:51

car pool lane blyon called the fast lane. I've been going eighty and people

26:56

will still tailgate you, Like, I hate that. Left lane is where

27:00

crime? Yeah, you're there trying to get away. Where are you all

27:04

gonna go? Left lane? Yeah, like carpool. It's not carpools if

27:10

you're robbing a bank. But yeah, that's one thing. Um, I

27:12

definitely didn't know what an older age, and I guess that's not like a

27:17

life life thing. But I didn't know you had to pay for a fast

27:21

track. I don't know you had to pay for the bridge toll. I thought you just zoom on through. No, I'm just kidding, But there

27:26

was a moment in time there where I was just getting like the bill the

27:30

ticket and I was like, nah, nah, don't need that, Yeah,

27:34

what's this going to throw it away? I still do that, But

27:37

I also didn't. I never really I mean, this is not not another

27:41

life thing. But I didn't realize like how expensive, like stupid shit is,

27:45

like mirrors and rugs, dude, for like things you really take for

27:48

granted or real that you think are small, Like oh, mirror probably costs

27:52

two dollars. I thought as a kid. Yeah, good ones are like

27:57

five hundred dollars. Is the ones you want to write above your couch?

28:02

Yeah, yeah, a good one an adult is trash? Yeah, I

28:08

did. They definitely could. There were there. I did have one class

28:11

that they taught us a little bit about taxes, and I probably just wasn't

28:14

paying attention, but they went through it really fast. It was like three

28:17

days. Okay, we're done talking about taxes. I do my taxes on

28:21

turbo tax. My sister does my taxes. Okay, I don't even do

28:25

my taxes, all right, yeah right. A lot of things like we

28:29

don't use anymore. I will say shout out to Damn. I forgot his

28:33

name, but I remember in community college because I'm definitely more of a English

28:37

speech like writing and all that is my lane at the When I was in

28:41

college, I had a boyfriend and literally I would write all his essays and

28:44

he would do all my math homework for me. Oh my god. We were tag team. I love power couple. Yeah, like you do my

28:51

homework, I'll do yours. But I'll never forget. And you know, we always say things like oh, what am I gonna need this equation of

28:56

life? Or what am I gonna have to do algebra two? You know,

28:59

but this professor really like had me thinking because the first thing he said

29:03

was think of this class as, um, it's gonna help you think more

29:07

logically, or like it's just gonna help like the way you think. And

29:10

like I'm like, I never thought of like learning math for that reason or

29:14

for any reason other than to hurry up to get stupid credits I needed.

29:18

Yeah, what what class was it? I think it's like my last,

29:21

like you don't have to take like algebra two, Like oh, it was like one of the last ones I had to take. Yeah, I just

29:25

thought that was cool. I was like, wow, yeah, it's like a bit want to just throwing numbers at you, Like, I know,

29:29

people say like, oh, when are you gonna have to know X square

29:32

mindus whatever the fugle. But I was like, wow, I should be thinking of it like that, Like, Okay, this is gonna challenge your

29:37

brain, expand your mind. Okay. You know what's a scam? Dental

29:41

insurance. Dental insurance is the motherfucking scam. Okay, hello, we talked

29:47

about this last episode. And never pay a medical bill? Yeah, exactly, Like why do you have to pay every single month if you're only going

29:52

to get a cleaning every six months, to then be told to floss every

29:56

single time? And you're just like, oh, I already know, oh

30:00

that I don't have to I have to pay you fifty six. Tell me

30:04

if I got another tooth growing back there that shouldn't be growing. That's should

30:07

be the only thing. Like, girl, if I just invest in some

30:11

really good floss, a water floster like whitening strips, um, I don't

30:17

need you, You're replaceable. The role is a scam. Yeah. You

30:19

know what else is a scam? What bikinis having to pay like separately from

30:23

the bottom of the top. Hey, I'm sorry, I guess I am

30:26

going to check my bikini privileges. Yeah, it's because you only need the

30:30

bottoms. Yes, we have to pay for the top portion. And oh

30:34

you want you want to cover the vigine two, you gotta pay for the

30:38

bottoms too. It doesn't go together. It's not a bikini set unless you

30:42

get a one piece. Hey, free the nipple, Okay, yeah you

30:47

guys should you guy should get free tampons. And oh started on the tampons.

30:52

First of all, there's a shortage. Yeah. I always say if

30:56

my job got tampons, I got tampons one time they done that stuff and

31:00

left the box out like that. Not at this job and all job link

31:06

link oh god ill. But now they have like the cardboard ones. Well,

31:12

I guess you don't know about the different kind of thing, like I'm

31:15

like not in my head, like yeah, girl, I don't think it.

31:18

Like, no, it's been I've been here and there probably wasn't a

31:23

tampon in it. It's not a cardboard but it's oh no it is.

31:29

I always say the wooden ones, but they're not wooden. But it's like

31:33

Hardee Washington, there's nice ones like they always like I'll give me a plastic

31:38

right, yeah, don't give me the George Washington. Do we see that

31:41

girl on TikTok And she's like going around tell the guys and she's like asking

31:45

guys about like vagina things, and they're like, oh, I don't know

31:48

what this is. And she's like, how do you apply this? How

31:51

do you apply this? I'm just like you go, girl, Yeah,

31:53

like wireman in charge of anything we have to do with a woman's body.

31:56

Guys, Oh shit, I don't know shit about shit. And if school

32:00

would have taught me to, uh like get my transmission fluid changed, I

32:06

probably would still have the car that my dad gave me. He gave me

32:08

his old like Ford fusion. But I didn't know that, like getting your

32:15

oil checked and your transmission fluid checked. My oil put on for a minute.

32:21

No, don't do that. Go get that shite. I will. I'm literally scarred for the checked. I need to go get put oil in

32:28

my car. Yeah, it needs to be changed. You should be changed,

32:30

not just not topped off. Yeah, I'm scared to see like if

32:34

they're what's going on in there. It was even a drip. I just

32:37

paid like seventeen hundred dollars for to take my car to the shop, and

32:42

I was like I don't know anything. Please just like tell me what I

32:45

need. He was like, uh, like all this stuff. It was like twelve hundred dollars. He's like, wait, you also need the this

32:52

band thing for your breaks to be changed. And I was like how much?

32:57

Oh no, see, you gotta tell them I did it. I

33:00

ask you to check my full car. I was like, how much longer could I go without paying that? He's like, no, no, this

33:04

is important. No, didn't nobody ask you to look at anything else?

33:07

I said, changed my oil. Well, I don't want to know if my steering oil doesn't work. I don't want to know if my brakes are

33:13

broken. Yeah, mind your business. I said, change my oil.

33:20

Exactly. I didn't ask if there's a ticking bomb in the bag. Like, I don't care. I'm not an adult, okay, I'm a child.

33:27

I told you to do one thing. I need you to treat me like one. Yeah, okay, you know what, Just look at my

33:31

bank account and then see what you could fag Okay, exactly, I was

33:36

eating ramen for two weeks. Okay, I'll try to get you. That's

33:39

why I always bring my stepdad with me. I'm like, yeah, because

33:44

I really I really am that bitch. I don't know shit about cars and

33:47

going there. I'm just like, yeah, sure whatever, we carle card,

33:52

Okay, that's fine one it let's go. So moral of the story,

33:58

there's a lot of people coming for Tom Hollow for permitting this, but

34:00

you know what, we all don't know shit. So leave my boy alone, leave Spighty alone. Our Oakland Queen will come for you. Of course,

34:09

let's talk TV. So, I mean, everyone should know about the

34:15

strike that's going on. We it's not like we haven't talked about it.

34:20

So whatever. If you don't know, you don't know. But it's the

34:22

WGA aka the Writers Guild of America or would you like the definition. They're

34:27

basically an alliance of two labor unions representing over eleven thousand film, television,

34:31

news, radio, and online writers. They went on strike and this has

34:36

been like the biggest interruption to TV since the pandemic. Like, if you're

34:39

wondering why there's no new episodes of Avid Elementary or your favorite show or The

34:45

Daily Show or whatever the hell you watch, it's because all the writers are

34:47

on strike. I watched like a lot of videos like really breaking it down

34:51

of like what is literally happening, and while they're doing it, and it's

34:54

complicated for me to like run it all back. I know, it goes

34:57

like because there's so many layers, it's like already gonna pay and you have

35:00

then you go into streaming and how those contracts are set up, and then

35:02

you got Warner Brothers buying this and like, yeah, it's all fucked up.

35:06

But either way, the moral story is these writers are not getting paid

35:09

and it's messed up because they are like a huge, huge part of the

35:14

shows and movies that we love. It's the whole point. It's the whole point. I mean, they're they're the inception of it. They created it

35:20

in their mind, and it makes it makes me even more angry because I'm

35:24

actually I'm I'm dating a writer. No, but it's crazy because like literally

35:29

my boyfriend, he he's like he's like about to go on a month and

35:32

a half long trip so he can write a play, like so he can

35:36

like get It's just it's really beautiful. It's really like selfless, like to

35:42

just put your heart out on paper and like write over and write over and

35:46

write it over and write it over and make sure it's like it's funny,

35:49

it's witty, it's beautiful, it's awesome, it's great, it's anyways.

35:52

Yeah, it's a lot of work. It's a lot to get paid up.

35:57

I loved because I follow there's a couple of pages. But like,

36:00

you know, all official like strike accounts, like the WA's and all that

36:04

on Instagram, and you know, they've been showing like all these celebrities coming

36:07

out and support all these actors, supporting the writers going on these strikes.

36:10

But one person signed who I loved. What's how do you hear her last

36:13

name Hayley Dunfie. You know the players? Oh no, is that her?

36:16

That's her name on the show, Hayley from Modern Family, Sarah Highland.

36:24

Yeah. I was like, wait, I actually know how to say that very clearly. I was like, man, what is her real name?

36:29

Sarah Highland? Her sign was amazing because everyone exactly has these like really

36:34

funny signs, and literally her caption was like, um, I couldn't think

36:37

of anything funnier or waited to put on this, which is the exact reason

36:40

why actors fucking need writers, Like like, I'm here striking, don't know

36:45

what the fucking witty shit to put on this side, and I thought that was like so perfect. Anyways, So that's been going on to catch you

36:51

up with that, but you should know already. But this just came out

36:53

due to the writers strike you four yea. Season three has been been polled

37:00

again and it's expected to mirror in twenty twenty six. Wait what, I'm

37:06

to give it up seven years for a three season? Is crazy? Wow?

37:12

Oh yeah, this just came out today, but it's been postpone again

37:15

because already even us waiting till what was it, twenty twenty four, like

37:19

was already a good two year weight. I didn't know that. I didn't

37:22

know that we were waiting until next year and and now next next, next

37:27

year twenty six, twenty twenty six. Bro. And you know when I

37:31

said this because Idol was so bad and made me go back and want to

37:35

rewatch it for you, because I'm like, Sam Eveson gave us something good once upon a time, like this is probably what they wanted it to be.

37:40

And I remember like going through it so quickly, and I'm being like,

37:45

damn, it's only like the two seasons, but it feels like it's

37:47

been forever because exactly like you get fucking seven plus years one not now,

37:52

let's see when the first one came out. There there's huge gaps. Yeah,

37:57

season one was twenty nineteen it released, and a season two release date

38:02

was twenty twenty two. But yeah, that's that's a really long time.

38:07

Like I usually rewatch those all the time, so I'm not the person to

38:09

be like, let me go rewatch before the new season comes out, but

38:13

before you it's like, fun, what the hell happened? Like I really

38:15

got to rewatch this and now twenty twenty six another thing, not just it

38:20

being ridiculous that we have to wait that long, and hey, I'm here

38:23

for like a lot of people could pull it off. And Dan, she

38:27

doesn't age young girl Jacob Nate Jacobs. That's a big boy. He already

38:32

a grown as a man in twenty twenty six, like these who are about

38:37

to have wrinkles playing high school kids. Okay, I'm joking about the wrinkles,

38:40

but they all of them are already in their mid twenties, pushing thirty.

38:45

They're gonna fast forward, they're gonna go to college or something, and they're gonna be like troubled young adults. No, they got a big like

38:52

we passed college, baby, we having kids, and just like you know,

38:58

they screwed up a lot of the fighting and the last season. It's

39:01

so crazy when I think about the last season because there was so much drama

39:05

and it seems like it was bad when I rewatched it, though, I'm

39:07

like, there was also some fire US episodes like Nay Jacobs finally getting his

39:10

ass beat? Yeah, like was that the first episode was the best episode

39:16

because we were all dying for a Fez episode. We kick it off with

39:20

one like okay, yes, give people what they want. Yeah, the

39:23

opening scene was just so far. The cinematography on that was insane, Like

39:27

his whole story was so dope, and then boom right when it cuts into

39:30

the euphoria, fucking that's why I fucked your bitch like Tupode him up starts

39:35

playing you guys in DAYA wrap it along to Tupac Iconic, and then we

39:39

all want Ni Jacobs to die. Unfortunately he did not die. He survived,

39:43

but very close. And then to have Fez be the one to beat

39:46

his ass that was a chef kiss. But like how they did Barbie,

39:51

like her character made zero sense. They really fucked up her thing like obviously

39:55

there was some drama behind that because she's no longer on the show, and

40:00

it's just like, Okay, well what's gonna happen? Like because okay,

40:02

now Senday is clean, you can't really go back to that. And then

40:07

it's like, okay, what happened? Heard all that money? Like she just got away? Like does that come back? So I don't know,

40:13

it's a mess. And to think that we have to wait like five more years for it, it's kind of crazy. So exactly, they don't know

40:20

what they maybe they don't know what they're writing about. But I appreciate them,

40:22

like I guess holding out and being that they know that what their power

40:28

is as euphoria the show, Like no, we're going to hold out until

40:31

these writers are getting paid wild it's such a long time. Yeah, throw

40:37

it away, and like people are getting more and more fed up with sam

40:42

liunderstand as the years go by, you know, but thank god he guys

40:45

and Alexa, Demi, Mattie Press. When I hear boy boy Boy,

40:52

like she remade that song that's about second clip of her lip sinking that in

41:04

a car doing her lip class, they've had iconic moment. Yeah, it

41:07

is a great show. It's a great show, even like the play Um episode. It's so meta and so like, is this play about us?

41:15

Yes, bitch, it absolutely is. I love that. I love when

41:20

a show is corny and it knows it's corny. The timeline, yeah,

41:23

like you cannot go on Twitter at all because the whole they have whole scenes

41:29

on there, like everyone is talking about you for yeah, yeah, yeah,

41:32

she really is that girl. The most iconic scene when they're at prom

41:37

and it literally like zooms in on Zundia while they're listening to blow the whistle,

41:40

but it zooms in on Zundeia saying that's Oakland baby, like I know

41:44

Zundia made them do that. Iconic yes. And then another part that I

41:49

love, I love on like HBO, like in A Wyan's there shows,

41:52

there's a scene where Ruined Jewels are at a party and they're interrogating this kid

41:57

because the kid was trying to get her little sister high and she's just like

42:00

Hella, trying to scare him. They're playing like good Cob, Bad Cop or whatever, and Zendia is just like, yeah, I've been in rehab

42:06

and you don't know the people I've met and then like to scare him.

42:09

She's like saying, she's going to call these people from rehab, and she's

42:13

just like, I will call Omar, I will call Marlow, I will call Eva. Like she starts naming the whole Wire cast. Yes, and

42:22

The Wire is arguably the greatest HBO show of all time, and just the

42:28

delivery was perfection. But yeah, I don't know, are you still into

42:34

your for you? I guess we'll be the question. I mean, once

42:37

it likes that trailer comes out, we're all watching it. Yeah, sure,

42:39

but oh my god, because they were already doing this before the strike,

42:44

you know, of waiting us wait this many years is the only thing I'm saying. But at this point, it's like, cancel the show already,

42:50

No, because we kind of forgot what happened last season, and when

42:52

we do remember, we're gonna be kind of pissed off because despite a handful

42:55

of iconic scenes, the storyline was kind of everywhere you have to wait for

43:00

things that are good, you know, just like I don't think it's gonna

43:04

be good as in due time. No, I say they need to throw

43:07

the talel let it simper. Chris is here for it. He wants me

43:12

for you every ten years. Yes, cup bro on the World Cup is

43:20

happening. Maybe he season. I said, bitch, if you wanted to

43:30

go to Taylor's, just tell her brother you want to go to Taylors. You said that. Oh hell yeah, man out right, I said,

43:37

I said, I said, I said, bitch, bitch, you look

43:45

different, Tan. I know you just had a birthday. You just had

43:52

a birthday and it was so fun. Yes, but the river is not

44:01

for me. You know. I was a little worried. I was a

44:07

little nervous. I even saw my word friend. I was like, hey, Angel, and it's coming, just so you know. I was like,

44:13

I'm a little nervous. No, just like I'm a little nervous because I know it's a little it's it's giving adventure. It's giving a little adventure,

44:20

big adventure. I was okay, okay, right when I saw it,

44:22

right when I felt how cold that motherfucking water was, I was like,

44:24

oh, this is something I don't want to fall in. And I'm

44:28

looking around at our drivers. I'm like, I don't know, there's no

44:35

driver paddle and there's like four paddles in the boat exactly, only four twelve

44:40

of us on one boat, strangers at one house, and people one rest

44:46

story American river. It was it was a good time. No, it

44:51

was a great time. But yes, I saw it how cold the water was. I was like, damn, I don't want to fall in the

44:54

water. So I was like, you know what, I need to get

44:58

drunk right away. So I'm like okay with falling, you know, like

45:00

when you fall in you're like tipsy. Was like, whatever on the cold

45:04

ass water? What are we gonna do? But it's so funny. My

45:07

friend Christina and mind you meet Christina were born on the same date. Both

45:10

have same birthday from nineteenth and she had whispers to me like, yeah,

45:14

I think this is like a like I do one time thing, Like this

45:17

is great. I'm having so much fun, but I'm never coming back just

45:22

because there's just I don't know. It was like, oh when it got

45:25

crazy when the water was setting up, it really wasn't. Yeah, it

45:30

was nothing crazy. We weren't like gonna fall off, but it just like we weren't floating anymore, you know what I mean. Yeah, yeah,

45:35

I'm like, oh we might rock. We really were on a raft though,

45:38

like paddling your lost. It was a lot of work. It was

45:42

more work than I expected. I thought we were just chill on the lazy

45:45

river. But it's like, no, some bitches need to steer, not your ass. But yeah, no, there was a role. If you

45:51

have a penis, you're the paddler. Like what but no, you're okay.

45:54

What was on the paddle a large She stepped it up. She love

46:01

her like adress man. There's a couple of times where we're like, oh,

46:07

that is a wall of rocks. Maybe we should be gone the other

46:10

way to intervene. I know there was one time she was like, we

46:15

saved four people already. All of my gosh, wait you guys, this

46:20

is so funny. I love co worker a deal. Yeah, she's like

46:23

super into astrology. Every time I see her, I like, make her

46:27

read my chart and tell me what's gonna happen in the next three days.

46:30

He didn't have a chance to do that. Very bummed. Yeah, because life's been life and I want to know what's happening. Anyway, though,

46:37

it's so funny because so dramatic. No, we okay, there's a part

46:42

where we were about to crash into a wall again. But there's these people

46:44

right there. We're like, oh my god, don't smash this kid. Yeah, but they were like struggling, Like one of the kids was like,

46:50

oh no, I'm holding on to you guys. That's about to drown, but mind you sure, and he really was. But like his family

46:57

is also right there and they're like hanging on to a rock like they're close

47:00

to shore and hit deal like dead ass came to me. She was like, guys, I think if we didn't come, that kid was gonna die,

47:06

Like if we didn't make it here, he would have died. And I was like laughing, like you just laughed and she's like no, I'm

47:09

serious. Like I was like, yeah, we saved that person's life.

47:15

And then yeah, it was so funny for Kida to be like, yeah,

47:17

we saved four people's lives. It was yeah, divine intervention because once

47:22

we like got off the shore, we had to like turn uh stop because

47:25

we're like waiting for other people to catch up to us that they were gonna

47:28

meet with us on the boat, yeah, or on the raft. And when we started going away, another like family or someone that was also stuck

47:35

like was clinching onto our boat and I was just like least we needed to

47:42

bring. They needed to get in the what is it called the wake?

47:45

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I would have in the same way. I'd

47:49

been like, I don't know who the hell this family is, but I'm hanging on to you guys. Yeah yeah, yeah, so yeah, we're

47:53

just all family out there with the river just but it was like we had

48:00

our speaker. Yeah, we had some drinks. We had a shout out

48:06

to a deal. She got everyone sandwiches. Yeah, I know, I

48:08

know, I know from sprouts. Yeah yeah, I know a little subway

48:14

sandwich. I know I have. I have good friends. I have a

48:17

good friends, good meats. Yes, we all took fire at there's traps.

48:22

Oh my good. Like our pictures on Instagram period, I never I

48:27

don't think I've ever posted a picture to bikini. That was like my first

48:30

time I ever doing that for you. Not that I feel like I lost

48:34

weight or anything, but I did feel more confident. I was like, you know what, fuck it, I'm going to post this as you should,

48:37

as we all should. It's funny. I was talking to my sisters

48:40

today and we were talking about wearing crop top. She's like, you know

48:43

what, I'm going to wear a fucking crop top because I feel cute. Yeah whatever, It's not even about being skinny, it's not about being think,

48:50

it's just about being comfortable and loving your body. Just fucking do it.

48:52

You look hot, you look sexy, you feel sexy, you feel

48:54

cute, like and it's only us that are like picky about the stuff like

48:59

I think, oh no, my arm whatever. You know what it is,

49:02

it's us worrying about what other people are thinking. Right. I know

49:06

that sounds stupid or it's like corny to say, or yeah, typical,

49:10

but it's like, yeah, it's such a thing. We worry about what

49:14

other people are thinking. It's like fuck that. How do you feel, bitch? You love yourself? You love no exactly. Even um Vaughan who's

49:24

are like he's on our sister station, talk about him all the time,

49:29

love him. But you know Gabby, he he does always like try to

49:32

big brother, so he doesn't like when we like posters, traps or whatever.

49:35

He's not saying anything like in a way of like you don't look good, just more of like why are my senior titties on the timeline. But

49:43

Gabby posted this fire um like real to the song popular, But she had,

49:46

you know, the like seat through sheers you had, and we were

49:52

like face timing her because we missed her, and he was just like,

49:55

yeah, I'll tell Angela, no, I gotta see Gabby's cheeks on.

49:59

But like she just had a pri but she's like, you know what, I've been in the gym. I feel good about myself. And I was

50:01

like, you know what, I'm a post some cheeks exactly. Because she

50:06

lives that. She's like, I've been feeling really good about myself. So that is the first of many. It's how you feel about yourself. That's

50:13

it. Period at the ladies and gents. Yeah, let's go, come

50:17

on, I'm over it. That means like the beach's gonna get what body

50:20

I give it, you know exactly exactly, So post your bikini pictures,

50:24

yes, and do not rub show the cheeks oil on your face and the

50:30

sun you got oh gosh, I burned my face in the sun because I

50:35

thought like putting sun tan oil all over my body was a good idea.

50:38

And it's funny because my boyfriend was like, yeah, that's not a good

50:42

idea, and I was like, no, I'm trying to get tanned. You are white. You're in your work going stop in the river. We're

50:47

gonna be like in full sun. You don't need anything. Everything you need

50:51

sun protectant protection. Yeah, yeah, that was the thing. And I

50:55

was like I told him to I was like, it has SPF, Like

50:58

you're not going to just like pull side. Yeah, no, we were.

51:01

We were like in Sacramento. It was like seventy five eight degrees.

51:05

Like, I think the sun hits a little different over there. I don't

51:08

know if it's like closer to the equator or whatever. However, work it's

51:14

literally further. I'm pretty sure done. Wait, I don't know. I

51:17

could look at the map, but it just hits different. The sun hits

51:21

different in sack. It's a thing. It's a thing. Yeah. We were literally in water, in open water, no shame wild your face is

51:30

all burnt, you know. There was like it was giving texture, it

51:34

was giving lumpy. It looked like eggs. It's funny. That day I

51:40

was like texting my boyfriend. I was like, so it was wrong in

51:43

my face, Like I look ugly. Something's wrong. And even Kayla's just

51:46

like, yeah, your face looks nasty, and I was I was like,

51:51

you're the realest friend I've ever had crazy. It was like it wasn't

51:58

It's funny because it wasn't that bad, but it was kind of like it,

52:01

Look, it looks allergic reaction right now. Yeah, you look.

52:05

I was like, I look like a lizard. It looks like a lizard

52:07

person. I'm gonna take over the wild. Have you ever heard of that

52:12

rumor that lizard people are going to take over the world. No, it's

52:15

a really stupid, like conspiracy theory rumor. But I was for lizard people

52:21

exactly. I'm glad you're out of that um thread on Red Air. Like

52:27

horse girls, you know the horse girls? What? Oh yeah, I'm

52:34

gonna vow your mind with that one. There's like girls that like like they

52:37

like gallops like horses and everything. You never a horse girl. Yeah,

52:44

okay, I'm gonna look a couple of lizard people. You're gonna girls?

52:47

Um yeah, No, my brown ass put plenty of some block on and

52:51

I definitely got burnt. So for you to be like screen, I was

52:55

doing like standing oil on my face. You should have faulted with a group

53:01

first. Do not do that. No, No, I think I was

53:06

just thinking, like I'm living my best life. I'm trying to get a super tan on my face, like you're definitely gonna get tanned. Yeah,

53:12

that's crazy, stupid, that's why stupid stupid. Yeah, because a couple

53:16

of days later I had to hit everywe with Olivia Rodrigo O. My face

53:21

was burnt, Like it didn't look bad and you could tell like, oh,

53:23

this is probably gonna turn into a tan, but it was definitely given

53:25

red. Like I did not need to put any blush on. I usually

53:28

put like a little blush on my nose to even it out. And you know, like my no specifically was burned, Like yeah that thing I was

53:34

pank I was a mistake. Yeah, so but that was Yeah, it

53:39

was super fine and we didn't fall as I did. Actually, Julius did

53:45

how to jump in the water, like so dramatic. It was just like

53:51

so much was going on, like you were like, hend me this, yeah yeah, yeah, the paddles out, Julius is in the water,

53:57

the guy next to me is dying. We gotta save him, like fucking

54:00

through. I was not a drunk like I knew I needed to be. I would have been freaking out, Thank god. I was like, yeah,

54:05

passing the mescalt, I threw my sunglasses that he had in the boat.

54:08

I thought it was his cell phone. I was like, Julia is

54:12

like, why is your phone in your pocket? But it was sunglasses and

54:15

that's fine. Those were replaceable and right. Yeah, I was like,

54:21

what the fuck, why are you out of the boat? Get you're asking the boat like that was a lot. But after we after we stopped,

54:28

didn't make that piss. When that pistop was over, yeah, I continue

54:30

the river. It was all it was chill after that. Downhill from there,

54:35

uphill from there. Oh, was all up from there. It didn't

54:39

go downhill. You know what, Next time, I'm not renting anybody's raft

54:44

because I really hated at the end they were like, all right, get the fuck out, here's the end of the road. I'm bringing my own

54:49

raft or my own floaty and I'm floating down the river so low. As

54:52

long as they were like following us to tell us to hurry up. They

54:55

were this guy in this like kayak and he was like paddleflast yeah, yeah,

55:00

yeah, I need to make it in time for the bus. And

55:02

we're like, bitch, you're annoying. Yeah. And then then and then

55:08

me and my Frienkas gonna stayed in a nice little hotel. It was like

55:13

the best sleep I had in a very long time. Yeah. Oh we

55:15

had got sushi just before that. Yeah, I was already like in a food coma. Yeah. I love hotel showers. It's funny. The reason

55:21

why I came to Sacramento was because a couple of months ago, I went

55:23

on a work trip with my boyfriend, uh, and we stayed at the

55:28

same hotel. Yeah. When you sent me that when you were staying,

55:30

I was like, bitch, let me let me buy this let me buy

55:34

this room off for you because I remember how nice were It was even the

55:38

best sleep I had in my life. Yeah. Yeah, it was like

55:40

call something else. You know how they have like hell hotels. Yeah yeah

55:43

yeah. And the water pressure in my apartment sucks, Like for my shower,

55:47

maybe I need a new shower head. So like I spent almost two

55:51

hours in that shower. I was like and like it was blazing hot. I was like, this is great. Sorry, I do support the drought,

55:57

but you're a girl. Was in the shower for a minute, I

56:00

was like just sitting there, yea, letting the water bird in my skin.

56:04

Yeah, amazing, And like we were like exactly like in a food

56:07

comba. We just had some good sushi. All that was good, and

56:12

then we had brunch and the brunch spot was bomb. Oh we know with

56:15

Chris. Chris had the cutest outfit on thank you. It's on my Instagram

56:20

thank you. Um okay, so you guys had left, So I talked

56:25

so much that about Sacramento. Like, first of all, fuck the King,

56:29

dim the Beam. You know, no Sacs cute as fuck? Do?

56:36

I always say, and honestly, like I do. I actually do respect Sacramento Kings. I think they have a great team, but like the

56:40

fans were just getting a little too spicy, so I had to talk shit

56:43

about them. But I do always say, like, aside from the Sacramento

56:45

Kings that like if they didn't have the Kings, it'd be Gotham City.

56:49

And I just never want to go to Sacramento. I always make jokes how

56:52

I'm not going to move out there because just because you know, the houses

56:54

are cheaper, like I rather live in the Bay, which is still kind

56:57

of true. But me and Christina did not want to leave Sacramento. The

57:01

point when we were making jokes when we're finally home, like oh my god,

57:04

take me back to side, like we had the cutest time. First

57:07

of all, we did like a whole coffee tour. We have a hell

57:09

of man. Actually I'm really jealous. I know, you really should say.

57:13

It was the cutest day. I think we first we got like some coffee, but we're like, let's get some like good ass coffee. So

57:17

we stopped at one spot. I wish I remember the name, but oh

57:21

my god, they had this candles like an orange cream candle. Almost spent

57:23

twenty five dollars on it, but thank god I didn't. Yeah, but

57:27

the vibes in there were just like amazing. I had the best cortado.

57:30

I just learned what that is. Yeah, like, yeah, I love

57:34

a good cup of coffee. Yeah. Yeah. And I was about to

57:37

get the like iced torchata they had, but I had a feeling it was gonna be too sweet. I was like, let me get the real ship

57:40

because this looks like a real iced coffee shop, you know. And Christina

57:45

ordered the horchata and it was no brew hot coffee. I'll tell you that, because brew hot coffee torch out this hella good. Yeah. And I

57:50

just feel like anytime anyone else tries to make a horchata cold whatever, it's

57:52

just too sweet. Yeah, yeah, brew hot coffee. They like perfected

57:55

it, and I like, yeah, maybe after I had there, as

57:58

I can't have anyone else's because everyone else is just like literally syrup, Like

58:01

I don't know, I can't explain it anyways, but that cortado was the

58:07

best thing ever. And then they had like this coffee kake that was just so warm. I hate raisins, but there's raisins inside and it just like

58:12

was amazing. I was in heaven. And then after that, I was

58:16

like, you do want to go to another coffee shop? She was like, fuck it, let's go. So it's another coffee shop. That's where

58:22

I got iced coffee, and it was just like these bougieass coffee snobby ass

58:24

places that were so good. The second place, I think it was called

58:28

Temple, and it's like real Sacramento shit. They're like, yeah, it's

58:30

only this one and like some other one like a vijillion miles away. Sacramento's

58:34

up and coming. It's so cute. No, no, that's why I

58:37

had to go back. Then we stopped at the record store and the guy

58:40

was super sweet. I actually picked up two records. I did switch.

58:45

Oh Christina never heard the song They'll Never Be. I was like, what.

58:52

I couldn't wrap my mind around that her last year. It's fun,

58:55

that's crazy, that's crazy. I had to stop myself because I was a

59:00

little broke after that trip, so I was like, I really could have went on the records. They had a really good record collection, but only

59:05

picked up like two three records, and the shop was just like cute to

59:08

shit. And then we're literally just like driving around to all the parks like

59:13

we're having a blast, I know, and it's hot and it's beautiful and

59:19

there's so much greenery and strabage. Every time we were just like, wow,

59:22

there's so many trees. Yeah, we don't have trees in the Bay

59:27

Area, and we do, but they're different, but we really don't like

59:30

not like that, like there's trees everywhere. Yeah, that's the capital,

59:36

y'all. I see why they're the capital, you know. I always I

59:38

used to talk to it all the time, like why is this so random? As Pocas City Sacramento. I know. Literally when I went on the

59:45

work trip, I was like, yeah, sure, I'll go to Sacramento

59:49

with you. Loser. Yeah sounds gross even dry Mining Criss the show Hacks.

59:53

They have like a joke about why Sacramento is a capital, Like yeah,

59:57

they're saying, like how it's always these nothing as cities out of capital.

1:00:00

But I like, I'm like hashtag take me back ye Sacramento. I

1:00:05

even text my sister because she still lived there, and I was like, why is this one nice out here? And then she just said wym and

1:00:10

Talliguto, But like the downtown area is hell of nice. I really fell

1:00:16

in love with that city. And we're literally just cruising around. We're playing

1:00:20

oldies. We got the top down, like let him the hair blow and

1:00:23

the wind tweaking off, coffee fucking shaking because we're like three cuffs in and

1:00:30

we would have stopped and got more food. We like thought about it, but we're like, let's let's drive because we still have a little bit of

1:00:35

drive. And then we stopped at like some rooftop bar and wanted creek and

1:00:38

that I don't know what we're thinking. We're being boogie. We got like

1:00:42

a bottle, we got some oysters, this bomb that's lasagna. I think

1:00:45

it's called rooftop. And while I create I think it's like literally called rooftop.

1:00:50

It was bomb. But then we wanted dessert, but we wanted a

1:00:53

good ones. We're like, let's stop at Leda and I never been to

1:00:57

Lida that I've heard the hype and it's worth it. But we sat down,

1:01:00

we ran I guess so Christina was already like, oh my god,

1:01:04

I think that's Asmail. Do you remember him? And I was like, oh, yeah, I remember a long time ago. But he was like

1:01:07

running around so we didn't really see him. So we just continued living on

1:01:09

with our lives. We don't know if he saw us, and all of

1:01:12

a sudden he comes with us with cocktails and he was like, hey,

1:01:15

ladies, and this is guy we worked to work with like five plus years

1:01:19

ago at La Chile. Oh that's cute, and he hooked us up.

1:01:22

Oh my god, I have the best plantains ever there. Like it came

1:01:24

with this jerk sauce. I'm still thinking about it. And he like Hella

1:01:29

hooked it up and we just like we're chopping up with him. That's Hella

1:01:32

key. He has had a little yeah. So we just had increasing a

1:01:37

day like that. The whole day in Sacramento that the whole night of Wanna

1:01:40

Creek, went back, had a nice little smokes, spent the night in

1:01:45

wan Creek. I mean like we like the night was spent in got another

1:01:51

hotel. No no, no, no, no no no. Then we called we called it. Yeah, we had to work the next day.

1:01:55

But but wow, what a perfect day that was. I was like,

1:02:00

this is a perfect day. We need to do this more often. So we gotta go to Sack. It's only like an hour and a half,

1:02:05

two hours away. Let's go. Let's do it more. If there was a King's game that night, we really could have had I thought was Sacramento.

1:02:14

I'm so sorry talking all that shit. Yeah, I'm the coome basketball season. I will be talking more ship. But wow, yeah, but

1:02:22

did you have a good birthday? I had an amazing birthday. I was surrounded by all my loved ones. I had so much fun. And yeah,

1:02:29

I want to spend more time in Sacramento too. Yeah we love this

1:02:31

is a Sacramento stand podcast. Yeah, we after our brunch, we just

1:02:38

took a little just to walk around the park. We had a walk around

1:02:42

the park. But yeah, it was really cute and he had to work

1:02:45

that food off. Yeah that was the reason why we kept wanting to go to Coffee Chops because we wanted to walk to We're like, oh, we're

1:02:50

so full though, yeah yeah yeah, so how do we fix this?

1:02:53

So? Yeah? That was amazing. Um and now what else is coming

1:02:57

up? Now? Just work work, work, work, work, work

1:03:00

work. Where we're gonna go see Taylor Motherfuckings? Oh yeah, Taylor Slip

1:03:05

concert coming up on the twenty ninth. Yes, Chris already has this whole

1:03:08

ass outfit. Okay, I don't have anything. I need to get a

1:03:12

skirt. I think that's going to complete the outfit. I have the lover

1:03:15

band T shirt. I just got these sickening cowboy boots, thy high cowboy

1:03:21

boots. I was thinking what bottoms are gonna wear? I was gonna get like jean shorts, but I was like, no, no, no,

1:03:25

fuck that. I'm getting a skirt. Yeah, I'm gonna look so cute.

1:03:30

Well you haven't got the skirt yet though, No, But I'm in my I'm in my skirt era right now. Yeah, start coming back.

1:03:36

Yeah, little this girl I follow she a post on her store today.

1:03:38

She was like, who are skirts I do? Yeah? I've been wanting

1:03:42

the long jean ones that they have that I'll call a split cute eye and

1:03:47

that an eye, and that I got outfit in mind, but not for

1:03:50

the concert. I do need to get my tailor outfit together. I need to get my WASM Tas outfit together because that's going to be here right after

1:03:57

I'll get the shoreline. Yeah, I know, I kind of have an

1:04:00

idea of what I want to wear. There's these like Puerto Rican air Maxes

1:04:03

that came out that are orange. I kind of want to have a whole

1:04:05

I have a whole orange outfit. I love that. And I'm either gonna

1:04:09

do like a long jeans or a long skirt, not jean skirt, but

1:04:13

like you know, one of those like Spanish looking ones, like the long

1:04:16

yes, yes, I think Selena and b to BD Bomb Bomb video the

1:04:19

one, but I want one a red one, the orange one like a

1:04:23

little orange crop top. Either that way or I'm gonna do like a um,

1:04:29

I don't know, I can't even describe it, but basically these orange shorts with the white top and I'm matching orange cardigan with the orange air maxes.

1:04:35

I'm gonna look like glasses or Kim Petris. I know, I was

1:04:41

like almost like, man, I wish Kim Petris told me what she's wearing

1:04:43

so we can match. I know. I'm so like, whisn'tis you guys?

1:04:47

That's like our big like that's her baby Jo bros. Yeah, I'm

1:04:51

like, do I get to It's gonna be the probably the Jabi show,

1:04:55

but but I don't know because it's only like three now. Because like Jone's

1:04:58

Brothers is such a big headliner, and this like their show. Like usually

1:05:00

we have like you know, a bunch of artists. I can to play their hits, but no, this is a Jonas Brothers show. You guys,

1:05:05

like how you would see them on tour. This is their tour in

1:05:09

the Bay Area. It's like, think of it as Kimpechas opening up for

1:05:12

them, Charlie on Friday, Cold and Gray opening up for the Jonas Brothers

1:05:15

basically right, which is like bomb ass openers. Yes, So, so

1:05:20

I am interested in how they're going to do it with like the interviews and

1:05:23

stuff, because it's like not as mache like before. It's like a whole

1:05:26

rotation. It's like this crazy scouch is like okay, going out to startis

1:05:28

and then at two minutes. You need to get ready backstage, you need

1:05:30

to interview this person. After you interview that person, you need to go do this. Like it's intense. Concern days are very intense, but they're

1:05:36

so much fun and we get to see everyone finally, Like I haven't seen

1:05:40

Drina in so long. I don't really get to see the morning show because

1:05:43

like, hello, yeah, they're out of here by ten yeah, and

1:05:48

I'm still sleeping till too. And like Gabby's in light now, I'm so

1:05:53

excited to see Gabby and EJ. I've only met him once, we ran

1:05:56

into each other at Disneyland, but we follow each other and I love EJ.

1:06:00

Also, my boss always says that, like we remind him of each

1:06:02

other, so like not have saft spot for each I'm like, oh,

1:06:04

twinsies, I don't know who EJ is. Um, so Gabby's afternoon show

1:06:10

is now it's Gabby and EJ in the afternoons and they're so good. Their

1:06:14

chemistry is bomb you guys, like they crack me up. If I am

1:06:17

late like listening to their show, I'll go back and listen to their voice

1:06:20

tracks because I love listening to them. They're so funny. I love it.

1:06:23

Yeah, they're really good together. But he's also in kiss in La,

1:06:27

so he's there too. They don't have a show together out there,

1:06:30

but I think he does. He does nights too out there. Got it? So me and him and meeting him both track on like the Adam Market

1:06:34

station, so we're usually here at the same time. Hecla complaining to each

1:06:39

other screenshot and emails like just venting about whatever, like I'm still here,

1:06:44

Yeah, me too, and just like talking shit. So I can't wait

1:06:47

to see EJ. I can't wait to see Gabby. So I'm super excited.

1:06:49

But I need to get an offa together because WASMTAZ is our thing,

1:06:53

so like make gav needs to be done here, it needs to be done. We have the day off again August for it. Okay, yeahs at

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