Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals, and a happy new year.

We watched the final film of a master film maker, Eyes Wide Shut.  Where do we even start.  This thing took years to shoot.  The tabloids went crazy about the sex and relationships of the stars.  One of the best directors of all time stayed up all night talking to Zalman King to get the vibe just right for a weird dreamlike orgy.  Did we mention Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman are in this thing.

Welcome to the 2 hour 40 minute masterpiece? of Eyes Wide Shut.  Come along with us.  This misunderstood piece of film history gets digested and probably even more misunderstood by us.  We stay in our "barely legal" timeline of films that came out just as we were actually able to start seeing them for this one and hit up one of the Forbidden Cinema classics.