In 1952 experimental composer John Cage composed 4'33". It is a score for any combination of instruments, with the players being instructed not to play and instead the audience spends the duration of the piece listening to the sounds of the environment around them.

All this is to say that there is 10 seconds of silence at the start of this episode; deal with it.

In which we discuss vampires, pirates and a 10-year-old boy.