The boys are a bit late for the holidays, but that won’t stop them from relying on artificial intelligence to bail them out and write some stories and quizzes for them!

Minisode 17: The Blump King

Dec 15th, 2023 27m 59s

The boys take part in a sexy quiz with sexy results, though perhaps they learn a little too much about some of the depravity out there, like holy crap you guys some of y’all’s kinks are just CRAZY.

Episode 62: Evangelized by the Uber Driver

Nov 21st, 2023 48m 7s

The boys are back in town! Literally the same town! That's right, it's the first in-person recording of 4GOAT, which means the only thing you should expect is the unexpected. And also a sci-fi swinging Earotica, but you might have expected that

Minisode 16: Here it Comes the Cheerdick

Sep 28th, 2023 20m 36s

The boys give in to Barbie fever with a riveting tale of being yourself.

Minisode 15: Force Your Own Adventure

Aug 29th, 2023 17m 42s

The boys choose an adventure of their very own… this time with zombies!

Minisode 14: Five Plaid-Clad Men

Aug 15th, 2023 17m 7s

The boys break down a classic daddy-daughter dance ditty in an all-new Modern Day Poets.

Episode 61: Ron Schoulted

Jul 27th, 2023 48m 2s

The gentlemen discuss the ever-changing social media landscape to determine the best way to record their vital thoughts for the benefit of humankind, followed by a magical (and very orange) Earotica, and a choose your own adventure where the ch

Episode 60: Baldknobbin' It

Jul 6th, 2023 51m 17s

The gentlemen relive some of their most memorable summer vacations, discussing all those hotels, motels, inns, and suites that shaped their youth. Then it’s time to resurrect a greatly missed segment as The Pitchmen uncover some scandalously se

Episode 59: Placenta Stevia

Jun 7th, 2023 54m 18s

The gentlemen discuss the ins and outs of not going in and out for medical reasons, and are promptly joined by the Dark Lord himself, Lucifer, to solve relationship questions thrown into the ether by Redditors. Branden invents a new game, Lost

Episode 58: Filet Mignon Borncho

May 23rd, 2023 52m 52s

The gentlemen welcome another gentleman aboard the train – the fifth guy himself, Jake! Together they wax poetic about proper water intake, then put on their finest performances in a video game-inspired Earotica, and end the night with another

Episode 57: How Grey Thou Art

May 9th, 2023 44m 36s

The gentlemen spend a lot of time giving Brisk Iced Tea free advertising, which is ill-advised considering they already make $0 from this podcast; this leads naturally into cursed nutcrackers, as you would expect. An all-new weeb-tastic Earotic

Episode 56: Pete’s Betrayal

May 1st, 2023 51m 24s

The gentlemen once again surrender their show to the wit and whims of the Writer of Ghosts, finding themselves acting out a potential future for the podcast itself! And then they play Smash or Pass with a bunch of historical figures, you know,

Episode 55: Wumpus Yellow

Apr 4th, 2023 58m

Who's having technical difficulties? Not THESE four guys! (Three.) An all-new Earotica kicks off a deeply meaningful episode full of forbidden love, leading to a custom quiz to find out who we REALLY are.

Episode 54: Put Some Nastard on It

Mar 21st, 2023 54m 59s

Love is in the air! Also, Mustard Cat shows up? The gentlemen ring in St. Patrick's Day with an Aladdin fanfic, them bully each other for fun and profit.

Episode 53: 10 Year Old Jerry

Feb 22nd, 2023 35m 9s

The gentlemen engage in a highly exciting bit of fiendish fun with Ol’ Scratch, answering some of YOUR* burning relationship questions, then spend some time sifting through Craig’s Best to extract all the comedy nuggets they can find.*Not real

Episode 52: Passion of the Christ 2: Wine 2 Water

Jan 25th, 2023 42m 24s

At long last, a sequel to one of the most heartwarming films ever is announced. The gentlemen gush over this new revelation, then acquaint themselves with their old friend Ghostrighter, and wrap up the night with a Buzzfeed quiz that reveals… s

Minisode 13: Auld Lang Fine

Jan 10th, 2023 15m 14s

The gentlemen ring in the new year by tearing apart a classic auld song, in this fresh-faced baby edition of Modern Day Poets.

Episode 51: Tim Allen Grunt Redux

Dec 27th, 2022 33m 12s

The gentlemen intend to record a minisode, but too much tomfoolery ensues and they call an audible and just make it a full'un. The holidays are celebrated in the fullness of their glory, with an extra earotic Earotica just for you!

Episode 50: Hanks Thomas the Christmas Ghost

Dec 13th, 2022 50m 48s

It’s a 4GOAT celebration! 50 episodes, can you believe it? We can’t. The gentlemen send a strongly worded tweet to Sir Elon of Musk, then choose their own misadventure with a story that rewards bad behavior, and finally partake in a Quizmas – a

Goosed Ya in the Gooch

Nov 15th, 2022 49m 15s

MAGA claims yet another star of Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2 - what are we going to do??? The gentlemen don’t have a good answer to that question, but they do invite Satan, Prince of Darkness and All That Is Evil, onto the show to answer some q

Episode 49: Goosed Ya in the Gooch

Nov 15th, 2022 49m 14s

Felt Up by a Ghost

Nov 1st, 2022 56m 43s

It’s Halloween! Or shortly thereafter, we guess! Still, it’s scary. The gentlemen can’t quite put their finger on why James Corden is a thing, a spooky Happy Days Earotica shows that these days truly ARE ours (though their legal ownership is st

Episode 48: Felt Up by a Ghost

Nov 1st, 2022 56m 42s

Episode 47: My Ass Got a Bachelor’s

Oct 18th, 2022 47m 4s

The gentlemen ponder a face reveal stream, a la Dream, in the hopes of becoming world famous, and later, they dive azz first into a hip-hopping new installment of Modern Day Poets, in which curse words, McCormick spices, and Amazon Fresh all pl