This week, it's Craig and West (no Sc**t) and it's just too warm. They can't be bothered.West explains his scoring systemCraig explains his cat's toilet habitsSome songsWhisky by CrowanderHorrorland by HumanfobiaRusski Psycho by The Vivisectors

I'd rather have wasabi

Jun 25th, 2021 52m 42s

This week we've only got Craig and West (with a little silent cameo from Scott). West eats a mysterious slice of toast with spread on it, tells a story, and feels sick.Songs played in this episodeFuck Trump by Simon MathewsonGeneration Y by Hea

Narrowboats

Jan 5th, 2021 51m 34s

This week we've only got Craig and West (with a little cameo from Scott). West struggles to say "narrowboat", we get a pizza delivered, and West quotes Blues Brothers.Remember! You can email us or follow us on Twitter. We love to get your feedb

Poor JBadge (Christmas Special)

Dec 23rd, 2020 54m 19s

Email us NOW with your nonsense, song suggestions and anything else. [email protected]'s the long anticipated by nobody Christmas Special!This week we have Scott's Peek of the Week, North of West / South of Truth News, Craig's Smooooot

Sausages

Dec 12th, 2020 53m 8s

We're working on a new feature for next week: email us now with your random stories, thoughts, ideas or whatever other nonsense you think of. It'll get read out on the next episode. Email us NOW [email protected] week, Craig brings i

Kleptotonic Swing

Dec 9th, 2020 1h 3m

Scott, West and Craig are together in one room for the first time ever!This means that we have more randomness than ever.We introduce South of West North of East News, some random conspiracy theory, Craig gets new sound effects and much much mo

Disaster Footage

Nov 24th, 2020 1h 13m

Scott, West and Craig are together for another shower of s**t.West has more riddlesCraig has some professional interview questionsScott has a dad joke (and a new instrument)West says something he might regretSongs from this episodeExotica by Ju

Epic Song

Nov 16th, 2020 59m 52s

The amazing trio is back!In this episode we have Scott, Craig and West back together for a shower of s**t like no other.In tonight's episode:West does a shoutout for somebody he doesn't knowCraig accidentally calls Scott's mumScott finds an ins

Fireworks Fight Club

Nov 7th, 2020 1h 7m

Scott is away again for this episode, so Craig is stuck with just West.West brings more riddles that make no sense, and Craig tries to solve them.West gets confused when Craig asks him to repeat a word twice.And don't miss out on West's incredi

The Longest Pizza

Oct 30th, 2020 1h 2m

We've got Scott back!This week we have Scott, Rob and Craig for the most complicated musical quiz you've ever seen.Rob tries to call somebody (and fails).Craig tries to call somebody (and fails).And Rob tells us a riddle that turns out not to b

Psychotic Pumpkin Waltz

Oct 23rd, 2020 46m 17s

Craig and Rob try to pick free music that’s actually good to listen to. They fail.In this episode we have a new half-time game: Convince Them You're R2D2. We call somebody and pretend to be a robot...Finally—we've turned it into a game show and

Oh, What A Funny Joke!

Jul 9th, 2020 55m 10s

Craig and Scott are trying to discover free music that's actually GOOD. They usually fail.In this episode we have our now regular feature: Guess That Reversed Song!Also: all the songs accidentally end up being really good and we get really angr

Count Dickula

Jul 2nd, 2020 1h 1m

Oh No, House Of The Rising Rocketship

Jul 1st, 2020 57m 36s

Craig and Scott are trying to discover free music that's actually GOOD. They usually fail.In this episode we introduce a new feature—that Craig keeps secret until half way through.Craig eats too many Giant Skittles (but doesn't like them), Scot

Darth Vader's Regrets

Jun 30th, 2020 1h

Craig and Scott are trying to discover free music that's actually GOOD.Each episode they play 8 tracks, rate them, and try to discover new music they've never heard and is also free.In this episode we introduce a new feature: "Guess That Royalt

Beach Closed, No Surfing

Jun 28th, 2020 58m 35s

Craig and Scott are trying to discover free music that's actually GOOD.Each episode they play 8 tracks, rate them, and try to discover new music they've never heard and is also free.The RulesPick 8 tracks total (4 tracks each)The music has be r

The Capulet Debt

Jun 28th, 2020 45m 19s

Craig and Scott are trying to discover free music that's actually GOOD. Each episode they play 8 tracks, rate them, and try to discover new music they've never heard and is also free.The RulesPick 8 tracks total (4 tracks each)The music has be