Welcome to Lollygag Media -- your home away from everything you don't like, a safe place for you to have some humility and push away your responsibilities for a few hours (or days, or seconds, or...).

I'm Dylan - Rob sits across from me - and we work tirelessly because we can appreciate the importance of the momentary catharsis you get when you stumble upon something else to do. You could have your homework open in the next tab (or your porn for that matter... priorities!) or you could just be sitting on a bus blessing your ears with our not-so-dulcet tones. However you find yourself in this moment, know that you are now officially "lollygagging," and that regardless of what Robert thinks -- no, that does not make you a "gagger."

Besides, here at Lollygag Media we don't have fans, we have like-minded individuals. All the other schmubs around you are fretting and worrying and anxious, but here you are: taking life by the duodenum and knocking it a few notches down the cosmic totem pole. You can do your porn and watch your homework some other time, you're no slave to the man, you're prioritizing yourself and there's no turning back now.