This time the boys have got the cameras working so they can actually see each other during recording; Rob poses a question from his Dodsworth family quiz and has also been having Milk dreams whilst Tim’s partner Abbie has been having altogether

Episode 68 - Didgeridoo For The NHS

May 8th, 2020 1h 2m

During lockdown the guys are using the internet to record and have a catch up with how things are going.Rob has an unfortunate incident that would rock any couch potatoes world, we remember the old portable handheld televisions, Rob is missin

Episode 67 - The Springfield Tyre Fire

Mar 10th, 2020 1h 18m

This week Tim and Rob decide they need to do a warm up quiz so we play the A-Z game with 60 seconds on the clock, Tim gets Movie Titles and Rob gets Band Names, you can join in at home and tell us how well you did.Both guys have had a kids bi

Episode 66 - Who Doesn't Love a Good Roger?

Feb 23rd, 2020 1h 22m

This week we talk about Bille Eilish’s Bond theme ‘No Time to Die’, Tim has been back to the dentist to have his tooth pulled but we think it’s a common misconception that all British teeth are knackered. Rob has to take part in a national surv

Episode 65 - Can You Smell Beef?

Feb 9th, 2020 1h 19m

This week we talk about death hoaxes as someone reported that popular UK childrens TV star Mr Tumble has died when he’s very much alive, who else has been falsely reported dead and why do they do this? We talk about CBeebies (BBC) bedtime routi

Episode 64 - Sax Heavy

Jan 31st, 2020 1h 20m

This week Tim has been to the dentist in some kind of role reversal with Rob and Tim tells us of a time he had laughing gas in the 80’s, Rob has been struggling with his wheelie bins and Tim has dealings with the local Rag ‘n’ Bone man; we also

Episode 63 - Butter & Sugar

Jan 24th, 2020 1h 18m

This week we hear how Rob has broken his toe, Tim’s missus is probably having an affair and Marco has to pick up 10000 little rocks during the show due to a little accident just before hitting the record button. We discuss Hank Azaria who has d

Episode 62 - The Last Chuckle

Jan 17th, 2020 1h 20m

This week we find out that Marco hasn’t opened his Christmas present yet and he’s been spending Tim’s money on Goop’s brand new vagina scented candles, Tim tells us he’s got a “family car” for more room in the back seat and he’s been to see the

Episode 61 - Fish Mouth

Dec 5th, 2019 1h 17m

This week Rob is sick of his son coming into his bed during the night so decides to set up a camera in his room to see if anything is waking him up in the night, Tim has watched all the Nightmare on Elm Street films over Halloween and wants to

Episode 60 - Trapdoor Auditions

Oct 8th, 2019 1h 19m

This week Rob has been for an audition for the actual BBC, but has he had any success? We talk about a story that we may be getting from a listener about starring in a porn movie and Tim talks about his wife’s new, very expensive perfume and he

Episode 59 - Top Shelf Stuff

Sep 22nd, 2019 1h 15m

This week we remember the corner shop having a VHS rental section, Rob has a parking dilemma when going to the Mobility shop and has Tim had another ghostly encounter?We find out that Honey isn’t allowed to be eaten by Vegans because it comes

Episode 58 - Real Men Wear Jeans

Sep 15th, 2019 1h 12m

We chose to record this episode on Friday 13th and suggest that it be called National Jason Vorhees Day from now on, also Rob’s Alexa gets filthy with her fact of the day and we talk about Kevin Hart.Tim has been celebrating his birthday this

Episode 57 - Straight Out Of A Pork Pie

Sep 8th, 2019 1h 13m

This week Rob’s dog has an unfortunate stress related accident, Tim’s been to see a man who he hopes was a doctor for a prostate examination and a dentist sets fire to something in Rob’s mouth!The Great British Bake Off is back on Channel 4 h

Episode 56 - King Kong's Finger

Sep 1st, 2019 1h 11m

This week Tim’s been cleaning his toilet without the help of Marco, Rob’s been to the dentist and doesn’t like what he’s hearing, we talk about men going shirtless during the heatwave and ask would you rather have a hot face but a battered body

Episode 55 - Fancy A Rummage?

Aug 26th, 2019 1h 19m

This week Tim has had Crazy Trev around to some handy work and we talk about frosted glass in bathrooms, Rob’s been to Scotland and has a drug fuelled daughter to deal with and a son with no shoes and hates going swimming in the on site pool.

Episode 54 - Little Keaton

Aug 8th, 2019 1h 13m

This week Tim is planning to take his lady away for a few nights and gets all romantic, Rob’s been to the hospital for a check up on his wrist again and we remember the days of Speedball 2, Kick Off 2 and Rainbow Islands on the Atari ST/Amiga a

Episode 53 - Keep The Head

Aug 2nd, 2019 1h 14m

This week Rob has the pain of taking Charlie to the tip after last weeks incident and they have experiences about the Car Boot sales, Tim’s been to the doctors for his ear ache and has a ‘Crazy Trev’ update for us.Rob talks about one of his d

Episode 52 - Never Been So Deep

Jul 23rd, 2019 1h 5m

This week we have real Dad tales as Tim has been hit by his son in a 2 year old RAGE and lost a tooth! Rob’s celebrated his 40th birthday and manages to pull the head off a statue at the end of the night, we’ve also watched the Young Guns movie

Episode 51 - Hi Lorna

Jul 16th, 2019 1h 10m

This week Rob has to wait in for a delivery and realises he’s never had a grandma, Tim gets a £2 cheque for his birthday every year from his grandparents, we talk about non uniform day’s at school and the stress that goes with it and Tim gives

Episode 50 - Don't Look Me In The Eye!

Jul 10th, 2019 1h 55m

This week Rob has a rant about the local crossing guards / Lollipop Men and Women and has a window salesman with a wind problem, Tim watches Wimbledon in his whites whilst Marco brings him Strawberries and we ask if it’s OK to listen to your ow

Episode 49 - Octopus Legs

Jun 30th, 2019 2h 1m

Tim is finally back from his holidays and tells us of a hen do on his flight and wonders if Captain Jack was the pilot whilst Rob rumbled Marco partying whilst the boss was away. Rob has been to an awards dinner with his wife and gets compared

Episode 48 - Bradford Shaft

Jun 3rd, 2019 2h 5m

This week Tim is going on holiday for a while but leaving Marco behind and his son is obsessed by dinosaurs, Rob met Barney the dinosaur back in the day, is introduced to BeardMeatsFood on Youtube and he almost loses it in Pound Bakery in Bradf

Episode 47 - One Swish

May 27th, 2019 2h 12m

This week someone has tried to break into Tim’s house to get to his car keys, Rob changes the name of his Amazon Echo from Alexa in honour of Marco, Rob’s daughter has started an Instagram account for the cat and somebody has the gall to kick A

Episode 46 - Drip Dry

May 16th, 2019 1h 53m

This week Tim’s been plastering his back room so we can shower before the show, we talk about the new episodes of Lucifer of Netflix and Charlie from Casualty and Rob finds the connection between Manchester City and Noel Gallagher hilarious.W

Episode 45 - Just Cock And Balls It!

May 9th, 2019 1h 58m

This week Tim has got a dodgy doorbell, Rob dares Tim to talk about the new royal baby as Nicholas Witchell has a breakdown on air, Tim talks about the glaring Game of Thrones error with a Starbucks cup and Marco helps Rob ‘Manscape’. We’ve bee