The Full Kit Wankers connect via Zoom (for the foreseeable future) for another socially distant weekly episode!

Hot soccer goss: Barca appointed Xavi as new manager on a two year contract. Antonio Conte named new Spurs managers. Newcastle hires Eddie Howe. This manager job is a revolving door business innit. Ole is next.

Not Cool Moment of the Week: A fan shouted homophobic abuse and made obscene gestures at Manchester United match was fined. Witnesses told a court he shouted homophobic abuse at the match referee, before making gestures obviously “mimicking disability”

Across the pond we got our usual Premier League recap.  We go over the rest of the weekend fixtures. La Liga /Bundesliga/ Serie A/ Ligue 1 roundups!

In our own Backyard: MLS PLAYOFFS. Also a major goof by one referee.

Female Intended Play: NWSL PLAYOFFS. The legend Carli Lloyed played her last match on Sunday. Gotham FC were eliminated from the playoffs after a 1-0 loss to Chicago Red Stars. San Diego’s new NWSL team

Remember, stay safe out there FKWs and remember you've got subs if you need 'em! ⚽️🤘