Hello listeners! Michel and Mike are here to give you an update on the show. To make a long story short: we're going on hiatus! But never fear, as we have a good reason for doing so and expect to return sooner rather than later. Listen in and g

BONUS – Brother-Who?! A Game Show

Feb 26th, 2022 34m 36s

In this special bonus episode, we premiere a brand new game show: it's time for BROTHER-WHO?!, the FMA trivia game to end all FMA trivia games. Join your host Michel (and fellow question-maker Robot Arthur) as they test Mike, Nate from Kanshow,

BONUS – Resilient: A Riza Hawkeye Zine (with Katie and Gio)

Jan 26th, 2022 20m 50s

In this special bonus episode, Michel and Mike welcome Katie and Gio, two of the mods behind RESILIENT: A Riza Hawkeye Zine! We talk about talk about Hawkeye's character, Sloth's secret job, the Panda's upcoming fanzine and play a game of Hawke

A 2022 Announcement!

Jan 1st, 2022 1m 33s

Happy New Year! With the Brotherhood season now officially wrapped up, we'd like to take a moment to talk some more about the future of Fullmetal Analysts. While our 2003 season will start later than expected, keep an eye out for surprise bonus

BONUS – Best Fights (with Sodiq Yusuff)

Dec 29th, 2021 27m 59s

This week on Fullmetal Analysts, we wrap up our coverage of Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood by welcoming back back Sodiq Yusuff to talk about the best fights of the show. We rank our favorite fights in Brotherhood, sing the praises of Lion Guy

BONUS – Yet Another Man’s Battlefield (with Alexia Khodanian)

Dec 22nd, 2021 17m 23s

This week on Fullmetal Analysts, we welcome back Alexia Khodanian to talk about "Yet Another Man's Battlefield." Listen as we put on a stark re-evaluation of Hughes, one last deep analysis of Mustang, and a salute to Heatchliff (not the cartoon

BONUS – The Tale of Teacher (with Aaron Schmit)

Dec 15th, 2021 18m 54s

This week on Fullmetal Analysts, we welcome Aaron Schmit to discuss The Tale of Teacher! Join us as we dissect Izumi's training, pair up some characters and figure out which one of us would die immediately if left behind in a tundra.Don't f

BONUS – Simple People (with the Spirit Hunters)

Dec 8th, 2021 17m 50s

This week on Fullmetal Analysts, we welcome back Joe and Patrick from the Spirit Hunters podcast to talk about "Simple People." Who was that Xingese man? Why is this called Simple People? And is this the single most boring episode of FMA: Broth

BONUS – The Blind Alchemist (with Riley Hopkins)

Dec 1st, 2021 21m 1s

This week on Fullmetal Analysts, we welcome Riley Hopkins to discuss The Blind Alchemist! Is this the best episode of Brotherhood that's not an episode of Brotherhood? How deluded are the people in the mansion? And we even premiere a brand new

BONUS – Fullmetal Alchemist (2017) with Matt & Siena Jeakle

Nov 24th, 2021 35m 47s

Get real! This week on Fullmetal Analysts, we welcome back Matt Jeakle and Sienna Jeakle to discuss the 2017 Fullmetal Alchemist live action movie. We break down all of the movie's positive and negatives, puzzle over the cativating mystery that

BONUS – Brotherhood Wrap-Up

Nov 17th, 2021 30m 37s

This week on Fullmetal Analysts, we reunite for a final discussion on the events of Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood. We try to put ourselves in the mind of a ten year old, finally complete our luck dragon promise and do a tier list of every s

BONUS – Best of Season 05

Nov 10th, 2021 35m 1s

Another season in the can... can only mean one thing: we need a little break, so here's the best ofs! Here's some of the best moments from the past thirteen episodes as we head into the final episodes of our Brotherhood season. Stay tuned for m

64 – Journey’s End (with Karlo Yeager Rodriguez)

Nov 3rd, 2021 40m 15s

THIS IS IT! This week on Fullmetal Analysts, we welcome back writer Karlo Yeager Rodriguez to discuss the episode "Journey's End." We dissect and analyze FMA's emotional and bizarre ending, do the last ever Panda Talk and speedrun through ever

63 – The Other Side of the Gateway (with Matt Jeakle)

Oct 27th, 2021 23m 49s

This week on Fullmetal Analysts, we welcome back writer Matt Jeakle to talk about the episode "The Other Side of the Gateway." Witness the power of a good ending, unwrap some foil for Ed and Al, and make it clear how much we want you to need th

62 – A Fierce Counterattack (with Camilla Franklin)

Oct 20th, 2021 26m 27s

This week on Fullmetal Analysts, we welcome back Camilla Franklin to talk about the episode "A Fierce Counterattack." Join us as we meet ASMRthur, reorient ourselves, and struggle hard for May.Don't forget to follow us on Twitter or check o

61 – He Who Would Swallow God (with Magellan and Allen)

Oct 13th, 2021 27m 23s

This week on Fullmetal Analysts, we welcome back Magellan and Allen from Chatz: A Television Podcast to talk about the episode "He Who Would Swallow God." Mike flips on a dime! Way too accurate D&D comparisons are made! And we all get our fill

60 – Eye of Heaven, Gateway of Earth (with David Brothers)

Oct 6th, 2021 28m 54s

This week on Fullmetal Analysts, we welcome David Brothers to talk about the episode "Eye of Heaven, Gateway of Earth." Join us as we do drugs with Father, tighten up the deadlines and induct Amestris into the Stormtrooper School of Bad Guys.

UNLOCKED: 54EXT – Beyond the Inferno (with Emma Bowers)

Oct 3rd, 2021 40m 18s

Happy October 3rd! To celebrate this momentous date, we're unlocking three Fullmetal Analysts extended edition episodes. If you like it, subscribe to our Patreon and get extended episodes a week early for only $2 a month! (Click here to che

UNLOCKED: 53EXT – Flame of Vengeance (with Grant Jones)

Oct 3rd, 2021 33m 18s

UNLOCKED: 52EXT – Combined Strength (with Samuel Davis)

Oct 3rd, 2021 39m 59s

59 – Lost Light (with Karna Warrior)

Sep 29th, 2021 23m 42s

This week on Fullmetal Analysts, we welcome back Karna Warrior to talk about the episode "Lost Light." Come along as we introduce the TRAPDOOR, get into the ironic punishment business and yes, there's another song here.Don't forget to follo

58 – Sacrifices (with Tyler Hoog)

Sep 22nd, 2021 26m 52s

This week on Fullmetal Analysts, we welcome back Tyler Hoog to talk about the episode "Sacrifices." Watch as someone gets put up against the wall, declare Buccaneer has no game, and Michel has trouble with a chair. How do you measure a year of

57 – Eternal Leave (with Edward Bowser)

Sep 15th, 2021 27m 26s

This week on Fullmetal Analysts, we welcome Edward Bowser and guest host Magellan from Chatz: A Television Podcast to the show to talk about the episode "Eternal Leave." Get distracted by the Stupid Sexy Bradley, find out if Birmingham has a g

56 – The Return of the Fuhrer (with Alexia Khodanian)

Sep 8th, 2021 28m 48s

This week on Fullmetal Analysts, we welcome Alexia Khodanian to talk about the episode "The Return of the Fuhrer." Hop along as we skirt uphill in a tank, confront the foibles of parenthood and discover what SNL character most resembles Father.

55 – The Adults’ Way of Life (with David Errigo Jr)

Sep 1st, 2021 27m 28s

This week on Fullmetal Analysts, we welcome back David Errigo Jr to talk about the episode "The Adults' Way of Life." Come along as we wonder who the hell is Karly, strike a tonal balance, and somehow rope Shakespeare into this.Don't forget