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Hello everybody and welcome to the Funhaus podcast.

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Hello. It's me, Lindsay. I'm one of your

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hosts along with Ryan Haley.

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Sup! And today we're joined

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by John Smith. Hello. Hi,

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welcome, how are you? I'm doing wonderful.

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Thank you for having us today on the podcast. Thank you

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for joining me in this room like

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we do. Now for a while we've been doing this every

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other week. It was a little bit

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light, but we started a new podcast that's

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a Funhaus podcast, but it's called

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Trash for Trash. So that's kind of been going

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up.

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Maybe to ease the heartache

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for the 5,000 people who

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are out there listening. And it's

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a movie-based podcast. It's a movie podcast

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with James Willems and Patrick

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Brown. And they

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talk about old movies

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that are kind of trash movies. Now I'm distracted

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because he's staring into your ear. You

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have a huge ear hair, right?

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Really? Yeah. Whoa, weird.

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John was staring into Ryan's ear. It's dangling. I

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noticed it and I couldn't take my eyes off

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of it. You know, I also had a huge nipple

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hair. I swear to God, it was like really this long

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and then I burnt it off. You burnt

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it off? Why did you burn it off?

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I had no scissors available to me. Why didn't you

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just plug it? Dude, just pull that shit off.

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I hate plucking it, man. It's like, I don't

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like the, it's like giving a shot.

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You don't like when your nipple stretches all the

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way out, like a foot away from your

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body as you pull the- I never burn it off, watch it. Pyro

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that shit.

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Have you ever had anybody plug your eyebrows

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or anything like that? No, nothing. Did

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you know girls get nipple hair too? I

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did not, no. Yeah, well now you know. Girls

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can get hair everywhere. Really?

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Yeah. Name a place, any place. I'm

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like so hairless. Taint. I

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wish I had more hair. I wish I was more of

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a man. I, you know, I actually,

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I know Lindsay, I know we interrupted your intro,

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but I do also, I don't

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really have body issues in

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terms of like, like the male ones of like, I'm not hairy.

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enough or you know I'm going bald

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like I've known I'm going bald since I was

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a baby everyone in my family when you were bald

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as a baby yeah but

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in this week's DC done days it's

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Aquaman there's a sequence

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which it actually got cut from the YouTube version

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because it was there's a lot of hip thrusting

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it's me banging a fish

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but when I saw the shot of my back

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and I saw that it looked like a like

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a weird map of

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just like patches of hair like

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I have like a smooth back but there's like weird little

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pockets little orbs little centers

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of back hair and I was like I

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wish I had a full back of hair common

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I mean you know if you

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see a guy at the beach

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you go it's uh

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what I don't try to think of a comparison you

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know a night sky of hair it's

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like a romantic yeah it looks like

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a vanco painting on my back okay

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yeah sorry night you

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know you didn't interrupt anything I

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welcome conversation off the cuff

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I was gonna ask you know

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cuz it's officially November recently

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yeah

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you ain't nothing this month

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ain't nothing ain't nothing

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oh yes that's

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right I ain't nothing cuz it's no nut November

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oh right right

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no I was gonna ask if you ended up

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doing any like the Halloween

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Horror Nights or anything like that last month

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I skipped Halloween Horror

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Nights I've been a whole bunch of times I love it really

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I kind of am like at this point the last

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time I went I was like I'm not gonna come back here

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unless I drop a shit ton of money on

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that fast pass because it's

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longs or two or lines are too long

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it's it's ridiculous it's like you

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go and then you know for the first couple hours you can maybe

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get a couple of the haunted houses but then

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at certain point it's literally like an hour plus

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for every single

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You go to yeah, you know so

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you got to either get that so it's like 75 bucks

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to go just normal and you know stand

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in the long lines or like 300 bucks

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to go to as many of them as you want or

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you can be smart like James and Elise and

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go with Zack Anna and you just go straight up to the

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That's such a good idea I mean I

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was making a joke that it was that that's

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why they hang out with Zach

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theme parks in general have no

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reason to like You know cap tickets

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or anything because more tickets are just

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bodies in the park so it doesn't matter if like there's

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lines for rides because People

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will wait in them or they're just gonna walk around

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the park and they paid, you know How much is

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Halloween hornets like 90 dollars?

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They paid 90 bucks to go walk around and

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you don't get to do anything. I decided this year.

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I'm not doing Disneyland I'm

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ever

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I'm just done with it for a while until

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they make some huge

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Back and you went recently and

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it was a lot recently and I had a fucking blast

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I went in July or June,

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but I also went October the year before

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that now I hadn't been No,

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and then I went June so I've been three times in the last

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year and a half and like that's me I

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was like, I don't need

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to keep going to this. I

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Violently disagree. Love me some Disneyland.

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I am I am philosophically

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opposed to cueing So

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I've never been to Halloween hornets. I've never done any of those

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things. There's a lot of things I haven't done because

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I'll Well, it hasn't happened

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a lot where I'll get there and I'll see the

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line and I'll go You

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like Cartman in that top I get with so

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know about Casa Benita, I think I

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only had this place by myself with

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South

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okay No,

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but uh, but yeah, so I I Can't

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do Disneyland the only times I've done Disneyland

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as an adult was with Fun House when

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Bruce surprised us and was like hey I know

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you have an edit to tomorrow but we're going to Disneyland

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for the day! You had flip-flops right?

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Yeah well no I had my house

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slippers on because I wear slippers

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but I think the other year was flip-flops yeah

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I think you're right. Did you ever

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get the surprise trip? I never

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did before my time. Oh you missed out.

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I heard legends. I think

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a number of people complained because it was always

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a surprise. Complained about a free

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trip to Disneyland. Well you you

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weren't here when our work hours were insane

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like when it was when we were in crunch

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town. Crunch house.

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I feel like this is a crunch house still.

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I feel like

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we have nine days for episode to

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cut episodes. We had nine days now. You should

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have. Right? No no no

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you are crazy. Oh we went down it was up

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to nine at some point. I think that sometimes

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the number I keep hearing Dan yell about. I've

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never heard nine. It was always.

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That must be an exaggeration. Or maybe he gives

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you more time. The expectation, well

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set the record straight. The expectation is three

7:10

to five days to edit a video. So

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that's

7:13

pretty quick especially when you're being like

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we're recording a

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podcast. You're not editing right now because you're recording a podcast.

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It is. And you weren't and we were doing a

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free trial. I completely agree. I completely

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agree. So that's why it's insane

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to me that when I started at Fun House they

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would shoot demo disk on Wednesday morning

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and it would get handed off and then

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you would have to have it exported by Friday

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afternoon. And this is demo

7:36

disk where it was kind of

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elevated from our other stuff because it was like

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you had to have a lot of Photoshop's.

7:44

You had to have a lot of visual goofs

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editing wise. That's literally two

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days. Two work

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days to crank

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out an insane video. That's

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so it's that and

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And then on a Wednesday, Bruce comes in and goes,

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hey, we shot Demo Disc yesterday. We're

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going to fucking Disneyland. And I was

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like, no.

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Pick a better day. Yeah,

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I mean,

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did anybody ever go, no thanks.

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I'm just curious.

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I wasn't here. I'm getting the tea for the audience.

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I don't know.

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I don't think so. No, everybody was like, you're

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right. Yeah. Let's go.

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I enjoyed it because it was

8:31

basically just hanging out in lines

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with friends. So it

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was fine that I got forced into this situation.

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But I would ever choose to

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go to a place, block

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out nine

8:46

hours of time that you're going to be there, and

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do eight things. That is fucking

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insane to me. I went, yeah,

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a month or two ago. And we got

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there right when the rope drop happened

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almost. Ah, rope drop. So we're there

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at eight. And then we left at

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midnight. Oh my god.

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16 hours of Disney, baby. How many rides?

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A million things. I did almost everything

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I wanted to do, except like Peter Pan.

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So seven of the things. So did you do Park Hopper? What? Park

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Hopper? Park Hopper. Got one at the California Adventure

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Zoo. It was fucking awesome. So it

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can be done. How many things did you do? A

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lot. There was only two

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times. You're inflating it in your head. I'm

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not. There was only two times where I was in a line.

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Most lines were like less than 20

9:32

minutes, which is fine. And

9:34

then there was only twice where it was like,

9:35

all right, this is taking fucking forever. It was like Mickey

9:38

Mouse's new tune ride, or Mickey and Minnie's

9:40

new cartoon thing. It was kind of cool. But

9:42

it wasn't worth like an hour. And

9:44

then there was like one other, I want to say Big Thunder

9:47

Mountain, that was like over an hour.

9:48

So it's like, but whatever. Did you do

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Space Mountain? Fuck yeah. That was the first time we

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did. What was the wait? That was the first

9:55

thing we did. So it was like barely anything. Yeah, because you

9:57

got there at 8 AM. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I want

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to say the wait was.

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Like 15 minutes max.

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I just mean like I just went there three

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times in the last year and a half And I'm like I

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don't need to go again in January Okay, like

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my sister wants to go in January, and I'm like I

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don't know you voted

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You OD'd you know?

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But

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you know I still think that it's fun when you

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you know I think that everybody should get to go

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and experience that and

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you know did y'all watch the

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So there's a guy Bad

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it's the fucking Disneyland. He's

10:34

like he does theme park YouTube. You've seen

10:36

his videos You know who he is Jack from

10:38

Rooster Teeth. No That's

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stupid bitch That

10:43

inside gaming slut

10:44

you're talking about the guy who does the videos about

10:47

theme parks. Yeah Daphne's

10:49

land. Yes. Yeah, those

10:51

are great videos. Yeah, they're great And

10:53

he's got his I didn't realize cuz I I'd

10:55

seen him years and years ago Or like he would

10:57

you know you'd make a little video about this park that didn't work or

10:59

whatever and it's like oh these are interesting But

11:02

then I guess over the years. He's evolved

11:04

into a full-on documentarian like documentaries

11:07

I didn't want on the bass first up pyramid. Oh

11:09

really? He did run on

11:11

the the play pass or

11:13

the Disney touch pass or

11:16

whatever

11:16

the fast pass

11:17

Is that what the brace

11:19

is like the thing that

11:20

get okay? Well? Yeah, I don't know anything

11:22

about Disney Lindsay, okay? But

11:25

he made a video about the history of the fast path

11:28

yeah, and that

11:30

just killed all of Disney

11:34

IRL experiences for me because

11:36

it's literally designed now Now

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it's designed to like basically Unless

11:43

you're a Disney fanatic who like six

11:45

months prior to their trip Goes on

11:47

the website and books all of their fast passes

11:50

because they bought because they're staying

11:52

at the Disney Hotel Yeah, it's like

11:54

it's this whole crazy fucking game that if

11:56

you want to go and have a full day of Disney We're

11:59

not standing in line Yeah,

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we wish maybe you think you experienced

12:04

you did not I Close

12:06

to that without paying as much don't ask

12:08

like Ryan. I'm I will guess what

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have you guys been to Disney World?

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Yes, I have more away to more than have

12:15

you? I

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don't know Lindsay ever heard of 9-11 Yeah,

12:22

Lindsay ever heard of 9-11 you

12:24

fucking weirdo Don't

12:31

gas like on and say he doesn't remember why

12:33

I'm a lady. I am being nice to

12:35

you When you were a Disney

12:37

World I was in a Disney World. Yeah, when 9-11

12:39

happens. Oh really? Yeah I was okay on a

12:41

plane on September 11th, but

12:44

it did not happen We

12:46

were at Disney World. We had been there for a week. We've

12:49

seen all the sites done all the things And

12:52

then we were we're getting up. We're packing It's

12:56

early oh, I can barely see

12:58

we get a knock at the door we open my

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mom up in store and it's the song with the Goes

13:06

don't don't run out of plane today. Yeah morning.

13:09

I wish that was what happened knows

13:12

this distraught woman just going

13:16

We're like what the fuck And

13:18

the husband came out and they're like we saw that you had

13:21

this I guess when you're checking out of this

13:23

hotel They put like a little thing. That's like thanks

13:25

for staying or whatever like taped to your door He's

13:28

like we saw you guys were checking out today, and you

13:30

need to turn on your TVs cuz some crazy

13:32

shit has happened

13:34

Wow,

13:35

yeah, and so then from that

13:38

is in school

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Because and this is a

13:43

life pro tip for people

13:45

traveling

13:46

Doing like things that are traditionally family

13:49

vacay Situations like going to Disney

13:51

World doing it the week after

13:53

Labor Day is

13:56

supposedly when is the best

13:58

it's the best time to do it because Like,

14:01

Labor Day is like the end of family

14:03

vacations. Like summer family vacations,

14:05

Labor Day is the end. Yeah, so my mom's friend,

14:07

Tommy Tebow, great

14:10

name. I know you guys don't know, I just wanted to say

14:12

his name is Tommy Tebow. Anyways. Isn't

14:15

that

14:15

the football, isn't that like

14:16

the Tim Tebow brothers?

14:20

Maybe possibly, who knows?

14:22

The fantasy team is the Tim Tebow-ners,

14:25

discussed many times on this podcast, so I

14:27

have a connection as well. Very cool. But

14:31

basically from Tuesday, I'd have it on Tuesday,

14:35

every day we were calling the airline

14:37

and just rescheduling our tickets for the next day,

14:39

because the airlines didn't know what

14:42

was happening, because all planes got grounded. Yeah,

14:45

I remember that. Weren't

14:46

there like no flights for a couple

14:47

of days? There were no flights, it was for a while,

14:50

but the airlines didn't know when the

14:52

government was going to release the hold on the FAA.

14:55

Did they even ground like the

14:57

Dumbo flights? They did, yeah. They

14:59

had Dumbo and cuffs, and a muzzle.

15:04

Yeah, it seemed like overkill kind of

15:06

actually, to be honest. But

15:09

anyways, on Friday, after

15:11

three days of that, our dad,

15:14

who's in San Diego, because he didn't come with us,

15:17

was like, all right, we're renting a car, come to get

15:19

y'all.

15:19

They drove across from California?

15:22

My dad.

15:23

To get and then to drive, why didn't you rent

15:25

a car there?

15:26

Because my mom didn't,

15:28

my mom doesn't like driving, and so doing

15:31

a full cross country trip was

15:33

just like, no. I get it. Your

15:35

dad did a fair and bad. No,

15:37

it was my dad and my future,

15:40

well, I guess,

15:42

unrevealed child

15:45

predator youth group pastor. Oh

15:47

my god. Yeah,

15:48

rented a van. That's

15:51

the T-Boe? No, Tommy

15:53

T-Boe is the perfect man, he's never done anything wrong.

15:56

But those two, rented a van, drove, I

15:59

think it took them 31. They left like

16:01

Friday or maybe it was

16:04

Saturday morning or no. I don't remember.

16:07

No, no, no. It was Friday afternoon. It was Friday after my

16:09

dad got off work. They

16:10

drove and then they arrived

16:12

Sunday morning, laid down, slept

16:14

for three hours, got back up, and

16:17

then did the same drive back and we got

16:19

home, I think it was the Tuesday

16:22

following. So it was

16:25

a week. 9-11 extended my vacation

16:27

by a week

16:28

and it was awesome.

16:30

This is the Where Were

16:32

You on 9-11 podcast. We're just tuning

16:34

in. Lindsey, we're going around the horn. We're

16:37

usually on 9-11 and tell us the story. I

16:40

was in like a music class. We're

16:44

all the same age. So like were you in

16:46

8th grade or 9th grade? I was in 9th

16:48

grade. What time zone were you in? I was

16:51

in Central. It was like a second period. Mrs.

16:53

Rush's biology class. Like 8 a.m.?

16:55

Eastern Central? No, you were in Florida. Because

16:59

it happened at what? In New York

17:00

it happened at 8 a.m.? 8 a.m.?

17:05

It was like 812

17:05

a.m. or something like that. 802 a.m.? They

17:08

waited

17:08

until a bunch before. I used to know the times

17:10

because I had a phase in my late

17:12

20s where every year I would just watch

17:13

all kinds of shit about it because

17:16

I always knew it happened and stuff. But

17:18

then there was a certain age where I was like, whoa,

17:20

that's so fucked up. You

17:22

were like that when it happened?

17:24

I was like 14 and I understood the gravity of

17:27

it. Well,

17:29

I knew what happened. I don't think I fully understood

17:31

the gravity of it. I just was like, oh, it's like a thing

17:33

and I'm not there. I don't see it.

17:36

You weren't watching it on TV?

17:37

We were watching it on TV, but I just was

17:40

like, oh, it's like war or something. Like

17:42

my brain didn't really understand it. Were you watching live

17:44

when the second one hit? Probably not. I

17:47

don't know. We had it on.

17:48

But

17:50

I also the boy that I had

17:52

a crush on just started dating my best

17:55

friend, like one of my good friends. And so I

17:57

was really concerned about that.

17:59

on one of the planes?

18:01

No, he was just a

18:03

butthole. Oh, I see. Okay.

18:05

Right. There are more important things than terrorism.

18:07

Under 14. Well, when you don't understand, you're just

18:09

like, yeah, we're fucking it. No, no, no, no. I was saying that with complete

18:11

sincerity.

18:12

So, as an adult, and you're like, oh

18:15

shit.

18:16

Damn. And so I've watched

18:19

a lot of videos.

18:22

I've seen all the footage.

18:23

You're a intruder. Yeah, we know.

18:25

Dude, okay. Did any

18:28

of y'all watch, like, did any of the

18:30

conspiracy stuff? Because that was, this is the

18:32

first time. So. Yeah,

18:33

use your common sense brain

18:34

now. I'm lucky enough,

18:37

I guess, to have been born with a brain or maybe it was

18:39

how I was raised. Uh-huh. That I was

18:42

able to call bullshit on this documentary

18:44

when it first started. I think it was called

18:47

Lost Change or like the Zeitgeist

18:49

Protocol or something like that. This

18:51

sounds so familiar. Is that Alex Jones one? I

18:54

don't know. It came out when I was in high

18:56

school, I think, or

18:59

early college. Like, oh, oh,

19:01

five through seven range.

19:04

Okay. And when

19:06

you start it, literally

19:09

the first 10 minutes is

19:11

just colors shifting

19:13

around and like weird, like spa

19:16

music.

19:17

What? I'm looking at this movie, if you're talking about a Loose

19:20

Change, it's a series of films that is

19:22

focused on this conspiracy theories. But

19:24

like you look at the cast section, it goes cast,

19:26

Corey Rowe, Osama Bin Laden, listed

19:30

as the fucking cast.

19:30

What does IMDB? Yeah, how many IMDB

19:33

entries does Osama Bin Laden have? What

19:35

the fuck?

19:38

But basically it like, it

19:41

was literally trying to put you into like

19:44

a. Argue

19:44

in favor of certain conspiracy theories.

19:47

What? That's what the movies were. Yeah, that's

19:49

what you're saying.

19:50

Peter Joseph. Well, I mean, yeah,

19:53

they are documentaries on the conspiracy. But what

19:55

I'm saying is that it started

19:58

off with like a. Were

20:01

they like brain shining? Oh yeah

20:04

like it was just like Colors

20:07

and stuff for for so long and I

20:09

was just sitting there like

20:11

what the fuck like the visuals and punch drunk

20:13

love

20:14

Kind of yeah, Brian. It basically

20:17

like I was sitting there. I was like

20:19

is this thing like trying to get me into like a suggestible

20:22

state Yes Yes,

20:26

it was yeah,

20:27

there's many Tools that

20:29

can be used in media to do that. It just

20:32

seems weirdly Like why

20:34

would they do that

20:36

in a documentary?

20:38

It didn't make any I was so

20:40

confused but anyways this is artistic,

20:42

you know way of yeah Convincing

20:46

you that your information Jeff

20:49

field doesn't melt still be

20:51

I want to yeah I want to offer you the opportunity

20:54

to share where you were if you'd

20:55

like to

20:56

Before it before that kind of just give an antidote

20:59

about yeah, please.

21:00

Okay, cuz I have something after that Yeah,

21:02

I was wondering what we were planning on talking

21:04

about during this podcast If

21:07

your truth are out here going that's

21:09

right jet fuel can't melt steel beam.

21:12

Uh-huh. There's this metallurgist

21:15

on YouTube

21:16

Metallurgist

21:18

yeah, okay like a blacksmith

21:19

metallurgy That

21:22

was a word continue I just I

21:24

I assume that I don't just metallurgy

21:27

Alchemy alchemist metallurgy Anyway,

21:31

he goes

21:32

you stupid There's a

21:34

fair fucking there's a fair say Jeff will come out

21:36

to be look This is a beam that's

21:39

not even rated for 1600 degrees

21:41

or like whatever it is. He's like this is

21:43

weaker than steel

21:45

And I've got it it. Let's see. I've

21:47

got it at 800

21:49

That's way lower than the than the melting rate for

21:51

for you. No, no, no wait. Sorry. It was the opposite

21:53

He had something stronger than steel. Uh-huh,

21:57

and he had it below the temperature

22:00

that steel needs to melt or whatever.

22:02

And he goes, watch this! And he's got these like blacksmith

22:05

gloves on and he, my piggy! And

22:07

he rests his piggy on it and he just goes, bloop,

22:09

and he bends it. Cause

22:12

it like,

22:14

how does no one, how do any conspiracy

22:16

theorists not think about this? The fact that something doesn't

22:18

go from like a completely sturdy state

22:21

to liquid.

22:22

Like that's not how

22:24

anything works.

22:26

So you don't need to get a steel beam

22:28

to its actual melting point

22:31

for its strength to deteriorate.

22:34

Basically. Good point. Yeah.

22:36

Yeah. So like it was hot as

22:39

fuck up there. They didn't need to be fucking melting.

22:41

They just needed to be kind of warmed up. Yeah.

22:43

And they're going to get all wobbly. You're going to get

22:46

some wobbly steel beams! Yeah, a lot of

22:48

weight up there. Well then how do you explain building

22:50

seven? Anyway, just

22:53

kidding. The only one I don't, the only one that I was

22:55

like, this is a little weird is the Pentagon

22:57

one because there's

22:59

like that hole. Yeah. It's

23:02

smaller like through each wall. And they're like,

23:05

planes don't do that. Like this is what a missile

23:07

hole looks like. Cause it's like, it's like

23:10

a 15 foot hole and then like an eight foot hole and

23:12

then a four foot hole. Anyways,

23:14

I'm not pushing anything. I'm just saying that's the only one

23:16

where I was like, that is

23:19

a little weird.

23:20

That is a little strange.

23:23

Where were you Ben? Mrs. Rush's

23:25

biology class, there's not much to

23:27

it. Just

23:30

somebody walked in and was like, a

23:32

plane hit the Twin Towers.

23:34

They were like, okay. And then like 45 minutes

23:36

later, they're like, all right, it's got more serious. Another

23:39

one hit and they're like, what? Everybody

23:41

go home? Well, then we watched TV for a

23:43

while. TV, yeah, we had the TV on. And

23:46

one of the trolling cards. Yeah, Miss Moore was crying.

23:49

The teacher was like, we're under attack. Our country's

23:52

under attack. And then everyone

23:54

was able to call their families if they had any

23:57

loved ones up in the Northeast.

23:59

And then ordinary. New York specifically and

24:01

then everyone basically went home at like you know second

24:03

half of the

24:04

day see I also think that our teachers

24:06

were Sort of like everything's fine. We're

24:08

not under attack cuz like that I think they were doing

24:10

the opposite of so that I also think that's probably why

24:12

I was like oh It's like something that's

24:14

not a big deal because these adults are telling me that

24:17

like I'm fine and we're fine

24:19

Obviously later. I was like

24:20

Well, I don't remember them, you

24:22

know and in the moment You don't know how

24:24

wide this thing is going Everyone

24:26

was just kind of like are they gonna come just

24:29

like Indiscriminally bombing cities

24:31

around here and like well, they shut down business.

24:34

Yeah, they shut it down for like

24:36

a couple days Cuz they're like we don't know what's going on.

24:38

Right?

24:39

I mean, you know, come in Who

24:41

knew about that? But I had

24:43

a question just cuz I don't know I think we were

24:45

on the the conspiracy theories train You

24:48

know Theo Vaughn is I feel like I should

24:50

know

24:50

yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know Only

24:52

started hearing of him recently and

24:54

he popped up into my for

24:56

you page on tik-tok interviewing

25:00

What's the guide Tom

25:02

DeWann Tucker Carlson, yes.

25:04

Oh

25:04

Yeah,

25:06

it was so busy. It was bizarre

25:07

I thought that this morning and it is

25:09

very bizarre because it's the first time you see

25:12

Tucker Carlson

25:13

Act like a normal human being the

25:15

way like you're on is or several

25:18

says on Theo Vaughn, dude I genuinely

25:20

thought it was a deep fake

25:24

And then I go

25:26

maybe I don't know enough about Theo

25:28

Vaughn and I'm like, I don't

25:31

I just my little dumb brain was like I don't understand

25:34

How am I supposed to feel

25:37

you don't understand about I did well

25:39

how he got on there or like why Theo

25:41

Vaughn would give this guy A platform.

25:42

Yeah, like why that there's conversation

25:44

with him or if he I'm like

25:46

just two dudes hanging out I

25:49

mean, I'll maybe

25:49

I'll listen to it later, but I just that blew my

25:52

mind. I was like what?

25:53

Anyway, just say all right. Well, we

25:55

have him on our podcast Awesome

25:59

some both Neither will agree. I know

26:01

like Just

26:05

so everyone knows I looked up Osama bin Laden's

26:07

IMDB page

26:11

He has Wow,

26:16

he's got a hundred and fifty three

26:18

entries.

26:20

Oh my god Well, it's all this

26:22

is archival footage. Yeah, duh

26:24

Ryan. What do you think he was gonna be in line? I

26:26

wanted to be an Afghanistan

26:28

like adaptation of cool running. I wanted something

26:31

like what the fuck are you talking about? I want to be a talking

26:33

head and a documentary about himself

26:44

Wow, sorry, right.

26:47

Yeah, it is disappointing. I agree. It's disappointing

26:49

that Osama bin Laden didn't have a larger

26:52

acting career

26:56

Anyways,

26:58

we're gonna take a quick

26:59

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Hey, hey, welcome back.

28:26

Welcome back. Welcome back.

28:28

Welcome back listeners, viewers, everybody

28:30

out there. Welcome back. Um, hey,

28:33

welcome back. One last book

28:35

that either of you guys read. Did

28:39

you choose this? Were we talking about

28:41

you yesterday? Yeah, we were talking about books on

28:43

the light. There's something stuck to my pants.

28:45

We were talking about books and Ryan

28:47

goes, not my medium. Wait, what

28:49

book was that? What book were we talking about? Oh,

28:55

yeah, Jerry Pratchett. I used to be a

28:57

voracious child reader. Okay. I read all of you

28:59

under the table. I

29:06

know I did. But the moment your balls dropped. The

29:08

moment that I, uh,

29:12

the moment that my mommy let me start watching

29:15

PG-13 and that movie. I was

29:17

like, wait a minute. If I have two hours,

29:19

am I gonna ever watch read a book again? Or

29:21

am I gonna watch another movie? Yeah.

29:23

And I was like, well, the decisions made. I have way

29:25

more fun watching movies. Yeah. I like

29:27

books. You ever listen to books? No.

29:31

I listened to the Federalist papers

29:33

recently from front to back on audiobook.

29:37

It was great. It was very interesting. I highly

29:40

recommend.

29:41

Have you read

29:43

or learned,

29:46

heard about anything from Britney Spears

29:48

book?

29:49

Oh, the Michelle Williams, uh,

29:51

the her book,

29:53

her doing the VO of that one thing,

29:55

like fushes, fushes, or like whatever.

29:57

Have you heard that clip?

29:58

You guys. I any Spears

30:00

released an audiobook. I mean a

30:02

book and then the audiobook of it was

30:05

Michelle Williams reading it Oh really?

30:07

Apparently does a spectacular job To

30:11

help her get an egot.

30:12

I'm gonna see if I can just play this clip

30:15

for you And maybe it'll

30:17

be short enough that you can hear it But basically like

30:19

yeah Michelle Williams does her the

30:22

narration for the audiobook You haven't heard any

30:24

of the stories or anything that came out of it

30:25

I know about the Justin Timberlake my

30:28

Memphis homeboy and his Oh yeah

30:32

Oh what? Aborted pregnancy with the Britney

30:34

Spears Yeah that's a dude in the relationship was the terrible

30:37

one but the media

30:39

like displayed it as the woman Right

30:42

guys? Oh well yeah I'm sorry I didn't

30:44

know how to articulate myself

30:46

I just thought of this because of like we

30:48

were talking about conspiracy theories and the last time I talked

30:50

about conspiracy theories was on the Always A Whippa podcast

30:53

We talked about Britney Spears TikTok

30:55

and her social media of being

30:57

kind of weird and like edit super edited

31:01

But I want to see if there's this so

31:03

it made me think of her book and her dressing

31:05

like you know

31:07

Hang on

31:08

Listen to just this part Just this part

31:13

I remember reading that I think I saw that

31:15

in a blurb from the

31:16

book

31:27

Oh

31:36

yeah Can you win? Foches,

31:39

Foches

31:40

Oh that's Justin But like also

31:43

from what I've heard the excerpts from

31:45

this book it's like they are very

31:47

written like 2002 like

31:49

the way she describes stuff like they

31:52

were all players Backstreet Boys

31:54

were as white boys music and in

31:57

sync listen to black artists and like just

31:59

the way that she's doing it describing her time

32:01

and her memories. It's very interesting.

32:04

But

32:04

there's- So you're listening to it?

32:06

No, but I've been getting

32:08

served this kind of, the same way that I'm like, Tucker

32:11

Carlson's on Theo Vont, I'm like, Michelle

32:13

Williams narrated her book. All my information

32:16

is

32:16

served in bite-sized

32:18

garbage to me. Oh my God. For

32:20

the audio listeners, that was one

32:22

of our phones. That was not your phone. Put your

32:25

phone down.

32:26

That was my email.

32:27

Did I ever tell you about, I

32:29

might've told this story before about me

32:31

meeting, going up to Jamie Lynn

32:33

Spears' condo in Destin,

32:36

Florida.

32:37

Go on. No, but why did you do this?

32:39

Cause Brittany Spears, there was a big rumor

32:42

in Destin that Brittany Spears' family

32:44

was gonna be in Florida

32:46

that day, or people had seen them in Destin. And

32:49

then

32:50

all of a sudden, there was a big condo

32:52

high rise, and somebody was like, there's Jamie

32:54

Lynn Spears is up there on the balcony. And

32:57

so then it just like a giant crowd of kids

32:59

and stuff, or down at the beach, being like, Jamie. We

33:01

were all singing like the All That theme song and stuff,

33:04

cause she had just been on All That. And then

33:06

all of a sudden these little kids were

33:08

down there and they're like, that's my cousin. And

33:10

I'm like, oh, your cousin is Jamie Lynn Spears?

33:13

And I'm like 14

33:14

or no, no, no, I'm 16, because

33:17

our band had just had t-shirts get made.

33:19

Oh, nice. Okay, so then once I

33:21

met these little kids, I like ran

33:24

to my house and got one of our band's t-shirts.

33:28

And Jerry has no skates, and

33:30

it was like really bright orange t-shirt.

33:33

It looked weird. And then I went and gave it to her

33:35

cousin. And then I was like, can you go get this to your

33:37

cousin? And she's like, okay.

33:39

She's like, you're in a band? I'm like, yeah, we're in a band.

33:42

And then the cousin

33:44

went and gave it apparently to Jamie

33:46

Lynn. And then, you know, two minutes later, she runs back

33:48

down and she goes, Jamie Lynn wants

33:50

to see the band to all

33:53

the crowd. Yeah, so then

33:55

me and my friends from the band and

33:58

their brother, my... My friend's

34:01

brother mark who wasn't in the band, but he came anyway

34:03

We like went up there to her condo and she's like

34:05

hi We're like hey, and

34:07

we just awkwardly talked to Jamie Lynn

34:10

Spears there for like five ten minutes

34:12

Did you shoot your shot did any of you shoot? Well,

34:15

I want to say she was like fucking, you know

34:19

13 oh well I Assume

34:26

you guys were both teens. That was my

34:28

son. I have a I have stationary

34:30

though of hers that says Did

34:34

Jerry has those gates love love

34:36

Jamie Lynn Spears in my scrapbook?

34:39

So I'll bring that in one day So

34:42

she has a t-shirt of my band

34:45

This kid said that they were that was their

34:47

cousin and I was like no my kids liar But then you

34:49

just you were like really read into her

34:51

room But

34:53

you know, I guess if I was a 13 year old

34:55

old girl, too And I was and I could demand stuff.

34:57

I'd be like, let me show you the band.

34:59

Show me the band shy Show

35:00

me the band of boys

35:02

Well, that's that's also that I

35:04

assume that that's what she was like a band

35:06

of boys. They're downstairs. Yeah, please

35:08

I know I

35:11

similarly in similar situation. My

35:14

brother went to high school with Michelle Williams

35:17

She went to helix. Hi, San Diego of

35:19

audiobook fame. Mm-hmm

35:20

and One

35:23

single time she came over to our

35:25

house. Whoa Just

35:27

to hang out with my brother or whatever

35:29

And to this day

35:32

my parents refer to her as Shelley if

35:35

Michelle Williams has ever Mentioned

35:37

she goes Oh Shelley Yes

35:40

Shelley

35:44

well, it's Shelley Willdog. I

35:47

Don't have any stories of

35:49

you know, being outside celebrities

35:51

condo. I grew up in Midwest, Ohio.

35:53

I ain't nothing there You

35:56

know

35:57

all that stuff.

35:58

So

35:59

Anyways,

36:01

I want to talk about some

36:03

of the cool stuff that we are currently

36:05

working on here at Fun House.

36:07

Oh my god There's too much. We

36:09

don't have enough time with I also want

36:11

to talk shit to the city of Los Angeles

36:13

if we have time Oh, I hear this

36:15

big beef with him.

36:16

Yeah, I love to hear that I

36:20

Also wanted to talk about Springing

36:22

up now or should I bring up later? I don't

36:24

know go for it. I don't know what you're talking about this

36:27

podcast Oh

36:30

Has

36:30

a podcast we're on right now.

36:32

Yeah, it has an expiration date.

36:33

I thought people don't know that yet I

36:35

don't think so just learning that right now

36:37

I don't think people know that if people do know that

36:39

then I'm when did we cuz we never talked

36:41

about it Well, yeah, sorry

36:46

It's over This

36:49

isn't the last one right? Yeah, there's gonna be a few but

36:53

You know life support for a while.

36:56

Yeah, it's sort of I think you

36:58

know, maybe since it's a

37:00

early days had

37:02

Identity has like shifted and yeah,

37:05

I

37:05

think originally warrants

37:09

Had the podcast name in it for a news centric.

37:12

It was almost like because inside gaming So

37:15

it's kind of like a way for inside

37:18

gaming to sort of live on Mm-hmm

37:20

with this was like the podcast was almost the

37:22

news wing of fun house or whatever But

37:25

then yeah that I think Lawrence

37:28

after Lawrence left It

37:30

got passed around. I

37:33

know that I was in charge of it

37:35

at one point for a while and

37:37

Film house that also

37:40

got passed around podcasts are like podcasts

37:42

are weird because they get sold Yes, but

37:45

then the person who is passionate about

37:47

the podcast

37:49

Maybe moves on and then you

37:51

have this thing that is like contractually Augiated

37:54

to continue but no one really

37:56

cares or has a plan for

37:58

it and like I wouldn't know necessarily

38:01

classified as don't care or have a plan for.

38:03

Well, no, I'm sorry,

38:05

that was an exaggerate assignment. Doesn't

38:08

have the same like vision and like

38:10

purpose. I would

38:13

at least for I don't know about other

38:15

the other pathos, but like,

38:17

you know, for at least for right now is way

38:19

more just about the fact that, you know,

38:22

we only have so much bandwidth during the week. And

38:24

like we were talking about kind of earlier, like, you know, we're

38:26

already crunching pretty hard on these videos.

38:29

And then also we're

38:29

in the videos and stuff. So it kind of creates

38:32

this whole thing. And so it's more just that

38:34

we kind of found more and more that we just didn't

38:36

have we

38:37

have no time essentially to put all

38:39

the time that you would need to to make it, you know, a cool

38:41

podcast.

38:42

And so it's

38:43

like developing research stuff

38:45

that you would

38:46

want to talk about discussion things, you know, get the

38:48

guesses, et cetera. Games, ad guests, all

38:50

that kind of became more and more of the last

38:52

minute thing because we had so much more shit on the docket

38:55

that it's like, well, we don't want to just, you

38:57

know, I'd rather not

38:59

do the podcast and have it be like something that, you

39:02

know, yeah, half ass or a chore. Understandably,

39:03

sometimes it is like we're

39:06

just shooting the shit because there's a fuck ton of

39:08

other shit going on. And sometimes

39:10

it's been like a little bit more put into

39:12

it, at least like in the days

39:15

before.

39:15

I don't I think we've had some awesome. We've

39:17

tried to do some games and,

39:20

you know, having people having our friends on

39:22

having another person that always come on and talk to

39:25

is always great. And I think, you

39:27

know, variety and interest. And

39:30

also maybe it's helpful when like big things are

39:32

going on in that we can talk about

39:34

now. Right now, we did shoot this episode a

39:37

little bit ahead, but usually we're shooting it the same

39:39

week. And so I wasn't going to be like,

39:41

well, originally we were going to shoot this on Monday and I wasn't going to

39:43

be like, last night we went to the Bears and Chargers

39:46

game because that's

39:48

dated a little bit. Also, it's like, you

39:50

know, stuff that I'm thinking about or

39:52

reading about or that's in the news, it's like I'm

39:55

reading about and seeing TikToks of

39:57

like Matthew Perry and like

39:59

that's fucking. depressing and so

40:01

like what else am I being

40:03

served oh let me bring up the fact that I thought it was

40:05

weird that Tucker Carlson was on COO

40:07

podcast but like you know otherwise

40:09

we're definitely having I have no problem shooting

40:11

the shit with you or you or anybody

40:14

but

40:14

it's like I only do it if there's a camera

40:17

rolling but like I but

40:19

I also really I really like doing the very

40:22

you know fun more thought-out stuff like trivia

40:24

and you know little games

40:27

or brackets or any of that kind of stuff but that takes

40:29

a lot more time that I

40:31

just pre-pro I don't have

40:34

but I don't have I literally came from four

40:36

meetings right before this

40:37

I just

40:40

realized something what that fun house

40:42

could if a fun house had a mascot like if

40:44

we made a mascot it

40:46

would be a group of

40:49

little monsters

40:53

okay one named pre-pro one

40:55

name pro pro

40:57

and one name post bro okay

40:59

it's

41:00

not a joke

41:00

it literally

41:02

could

41:07

be weird we could have a mascot for now

41:09

it would probably thrive with a mascot

41:12

we can sell merch

41:14

pre-pro pro pro

41:15

get over you

41:16

and you know I definitely don't want

41:18

to like lament too much and like I'd

41:20

you know I think people give feedback of like

41:23

we don't want to hear

41:23

how much work it is for you guys

41:25

oh we don't want to hear how hard it is but

41:28

it's like fuck says that you know like

41:30

one comment or somewhere anybody

41:32

you know like it's

41:34

not like a complaining type of thing but like any podcast

41:36

that I watch or listen to I am like wow

41:39

I'm sure that so much work goes

41:41

into this because that's the kind of podcast I like you

41:43

know like any

41:45

anything yeah

41:47

well I've never listened to it but I'm gonna

41:49

listen to the

41:50

Tucker Carlson's podcast I think so on

41:52

Twitter or something

41:57

oh yeah it's on the like

41:59

Alt-right Twitter whatever that's called

42:02

it's called Republicans rumble.

42:05

Oh, yeah rumble truth

42:07

social anyways So,

42:10

you know, we have a few more episodes of this podcast

42:12

left in this year But after the end of this year, it's

42:15

gonna go away But that's not to

42:17

say

42:18

that those through the end of the year at

42:20

the end of the year at the end of December Well,

42:21

I think the last air date is

42:24

mid December. So we'll have a few

42:26

more fun episodes So I also wanted to say in the

42:29

comments. What do you want? What kind of things

42:31

you want us to talk about?

42:33

For our remaining episodes. Yeah

42:35

for

42:35

remaining episodes. What do you want us to talk

42:36

about greatest? Podcasts

42:39

what have been your favorite episodes? One

42:44

time Lindsay's like you go to Disney World

42:46

and I was like I

42:52

Also will

42:54

say that you know Funhouse is still producing another

42:56

podcast I talked about at the beginning of this one trash

42:59

for trash It's a movie podcast and

43:01

you know I think if there's ideas amongst

43:03

the people on this team that they go hey I

43:05

wanna maybe do a podcast where

43:07

we talk about X a certain amount of times

43:10

a month, you know I

43:11

want to do a podcast where we talk

43:13

about our new mascot pre-pro

43:17

anyway Anyway,

43:23

I don't know I don't do anything. I just

43:25

make the plan I'll

43:31

do what you tell me to do. We should get the

43:33

bin line never finish it should cast

43:35

the bin Laden And

43:38

I'm post-pro

43:40

I do all the heavy lifted and may

43:42

fix all the mistake I bring it to

43:44

life climb on my back pro

43:47

pro

43:48

Anyways I

43:52

was just gonna say, you know Since

43:54

this time of year does seem to go by fast. So those those

43:57

episodes are gonna come and go and it's gonna be Christmas Day

43:59

before we know it Wait,

44:00

back up, back up.

44:02

It's my birthday before we know it.

44:04

Aww. Don't you dare. Happy

44:06

birthday. It's the day before Christmas. Oh,

44:08

okay. You're having another Christmas party, right? Oh yeah,

44:10

I'm gonna have a... Are you gonna come to my Christmas party? Yes, when?

44:13

Are you gonna remember on Christmas? No. Oh.

44:17

It's not on Christmas. I can't

44:19

remember. Did you hear what I said? No.

44:21

Lindsay said, are you gonna come to my

44:23

Christmas party? And I said, are you gonna remember it this time?

44:26

He says he doesn't... You don't even

44:28

remember? I don't remember.

44:30

I think you had finished

44:33

a pub crawl when you came. Oh, really?

44:36

Oh, like when I... Okay, yeah. This

44:38

is the one where I think Charlotte

44:40

said that it looked like you were on a boat, because

44:43

whenever she would look over, you were like leaning. Yeah,

44:45

you were like... Yeah, I was playing a lot. Yeah,

44:47

that was... Yeah. Yeah.

44:50

I was at the end of a pub crawl, SantaCon. You

44:52

held your own. Barely. I just

44:54

remember at some point, James... What

44:58

was James doing when he was like,

45:00

hey, Ryan wants to make an announcement or something

45:03

and I'm gonna sit in there like, oh, it's all fucked up out

45:05

of my mind. I think it was that you were trying to tell

45:07

a story about something that had happened, but then

45:09

you were never getting to it or something like

45:11

that. Yeah, yeah. It was about

45:13

the rainbow gathering. Oh, right.

45:16

Like, the guy's... And

45:19

normally, like, finally, James is like, what is it?

45:22

What is the rainbow gathering? I just couldn't get it out. I

45:26

don't think we ever talked about it. Anyway.

45:29

Anyway. We talked about those. Really?

45:33

Yeah. Cool. Yeah.

45:37

It's free. Like I said, the rainbow gathering is gonna

45:39

be here before we know it in the blink of

45:41

our eyes.

45:42

In the blink of our eyes. However, we are

45:44

doing a lot of fun stuff, you know, before

45:46

that on the channel. Like, we've got an

45:49

actual life stream that we're doing where we're

45:51

fundraising money for the

45:54

fun house. Why?

45:56

On the Fun House channel. Raising money for children and not us?

45:58

No, thank you. I will not.

45:59

I'm happy participating.

46:02

I don't even like, I can't play with

46:05

this bit. Because it's

46:07

just upsetting. So

46:11

it's raising money for children's hospitals.

46:14

You know, we're doing more truckers

46:17

live streams, which I don't know if you got, you were in

46:19

and out of that. I know that you joined for some of

46:21

that. I was a hit tracker. Yeah, and people

46:24

really loved that. I really loved watching that.

46:26

It was really funny. And

46:28

we also are

46:28

doing- And a lot lizard. And a lot lizard,

46:30

yeah. So there's another one of those coming

46:33

on the channel. And then we're doing ganksgiving.

46:36

So

46:36

the week before Thanksgiving, we're doing

46:38

a live stream. We're calling it danksgiving.

46:41

It just came to me.

46:42

I'm sure people have used it

46:43

before. Oh yes, they

46:44

have. But I was like, you know, it'll

46:46

be a live stream and we'll get high because we wanted

46:48

to do another

46:49

high stream. I am gonna do an experiment on

46:51

danksgiving. You're not gonna get high? No, I'm

46:53

going to attempt to get eating

46:57

weed high. No matter how much weed

46:59

I eat, we've talked about this. It does

47:01

not affect me. Really? Pretty much,

47:03

you know? So I'm like, I'm gonna

47:05

push the limit. I

47:07

like that. Try to see if I can actually

47:09

do it. This is something I've been thinking about recently too. Cause

47:12

I started smoking again and edibles

47:14

get you different high. They do,

47:16

yeah. And vapes get you different high. I don't like it

47:19

that much either. Yeah, I agree. Vapes also, when you hit

47:21

a vape, it's different than hitting a pipe or

47:23

a bong.

47:24

Or joint. Yep.

47:27

Yes, also a joint, yes. Yeah.

47:30

So, I mean, yeah, for that,

47:32

maybe we can, if we smoke smoke, we'll smoke

47:34

outside. But otherwise, you know, you

47:36

could take it out of the bowl.

47:38

Something that I wanna do, maybe we can broach it to the

47:40

audience. What I want

47:43

is for us to have a griddle in the

47:45

room there.

47:48

And I will make those Cinnamon Toast Crunch

47:50

pancakes that I have a box.

47:52

I have a box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch pancakes. I

47:54

bought them last year, like a

47:57

year ago.

47:57

Can you be trusted with a griddle?

47:59

Yes. High? Yes.

48:02

Really high? Yeah.

48:05

How many milligrams do you usually eat when you're

48:08

getting high?

48:08

I rarely take edibles, but when

48:10

I have I take like two. Dude,

48:14

when the fuck? Because it makes me so

48:15

scared. I do 20 milligrams. Okay, you do 20? Yeah. 20?

48:19

And that usually gets me high. Yeah,

48:21

I...

48:21

that would not give me high for one. But like,

48:24

I wanted to do the... I think so. ...suspensory

48:26

the other day and this one guy who definitely

48:28

cracked out I was like, yeah, man, I'm looking

48:30

for some edibles like they never seem to work on

48:33

me You know, like what's some what's the medical's

48:35

with somebody with a high tolerance? He goes, oh, yeah I

48:37

only use these and it's like black

48:41

box and it has Yeah,

48:44

it was like 240 Total,

48:46

but he's like he's like each one of these is like 27 milligrams

48:50

He's like and I ate two full boxes that I'm

48:52

still coming down for three days. Oh

48:54

fuck. Okay. That's an endorsement. Thank you So

48:59

then I tried to do this. I'm like, all right, I'm gonna

49:01

have like so I first ate one Didn't

49:03

really do anything and then I basically... How long did you

49:05

wait?

49:06

What? How long do you wait? No, I mean I like

49:08

I like ate one During

49:11

the whole night and I didn't do much and then like

49:13

the next day or a couple days later I was like,

49:15

I'm one didn't worry. I'm gonna try like one

49:17

and a half You know what I mean? And that didn't really

49:20

work. And then at some point I was like, I don't know, two That's like

49:22

fucking 50 milligrams. I barely

49:24

I'm like, I think I'm high I

49:26

think it and you know, like my eyes kind of feel

49:28

maybe like watery or something like it was like

49:30

it's certainly

49:32

Saran they sell cookies And

49:35

brownies and stuff that have a hundred in a minute. It's

49:37

just one single like nibble

49:39

on it has a hundred. Okay So

49:42

I think we should get you like five of those probably Well,

49:45

is it dangerous? No It's

49:48

not dangerous at all taking

49:51

worse 500 milligrams of weed Okay,

49:55

first of all now I know he's

49:57

not going to prove

49:59

For this kind of experiment, I think,

50:02

I think, off the clock. Do

50:05

your experiments off the

50:05

clock? I don't think, no, I don't agree. I don't want

50:08

to be held. This needs to be seen by the audience. No,

50:10

I'm not, okay, not 500. We'll

50:13

do 450. No, yeah. All right. No,

50:18

I like the way you're thinking, and I think we should

50:20

figure something out for that day for you

50:22

so that

50:23

you can get dinks given time. He's

50:25

probably listening, because Lindsay has a face.

50:28

She's

50:28

making a face.

50:29

It's just a, you know. And

50:31

we will look into the medical... Implications.

50:34

...reprecussions, yeah. Anyways,

50:36

Thanksgiving is coming up, and I'm

50:39

excited for that. And then, you know

50:41

what I really want to try, and I'd love for you

50:43

guys to participate in some of this when

50:45

I do this. There's a mod. LSC. No,

50:48

I'm sorry, what? 500 milligrams, though,

50:49

Lindsay. I think I hear the mod you're talking

50:51

about.

50:51

There's a mod

50:53

to make a

50:54

multiplayer happen in The Sims 4.

50:58

Mm-hmm. And so I've done some Sims

51:00

content on the channel, and

51:02

I've created all of us, and we have a story

51:04

arc that we have been going through for like

51:06

a year. I think we touched on it during the August

51:08

marathon stream. Oh, yeah. Check

51:11

in. However, wouldn't that be so fun if we did a livestream

51:13

playing Sims 4 and everybody can control their

51:16

own Sims that I made for them?

51:17

Yeah. I had for

51:19

that, and I don't know if it was the podcast's best

51:21

place, but one idea I thought that might be fun

51:24

was if you did it in single cam controlling

51:26

yourself,

51:27

but then other people were

51:29

in multicam off camera

51:31

controlling the Sims in it, and we were just in

51:33

like a Discord call or something, so you're actually

51:36

interacting with us through the game rather

51:38

than all of us being like in a room

51:40

together.

51:41

I thought that might be funny. Roll, just roll

51:43

quickly.

51:44

Yeah, I mean, that is what the idea is. Oh,

51:46

okay. That is for ease. We

51:48

would do it in the same room, but we would all be communicating

51:51

through the thing, like

51:53

through the headsets, the way that we do when

51:55

we stream in that room. So isn't that the same idea?

51:58

Or are you saying I wouldn't hear? You

52:00

guys wouldn't be

52:00

no I was saying you do it in single cam with a group

52:04

but then

52:05

Other people from the show or that are

52:07

you know live in the our pipe house

52:10

would Do it in multi cam

52:13

so they wouldn't be seen so the only thing you'd see

52:15

is their character in the game talking

52:17

like ARP

52:18

interesting

52:20

Okay well We can like workshop some ideas because

52:22

I still gotta do all the testing for that

52:24

and make sure it's all gonna work properly

52:26

and I love the fucking GTA

52:28

RPs when you hear a real person talking

52:31

But it's like the character and like

52:33

we try to do GTA RP.

52:35

We did a like a one-off video It

52:38

didn't hit right. I think there's something there,

52:40

but it's just sort of figuring out what that is

52:42

I think the issue with that is that a lot

52:44

of the a lot of the golden clips come from Streamers

52:47

that stream for nine hours in life. Oh my

52:49

there were yeah Oh my one

52:51

funny thing happens in that nine hour. Yeah,

52:53

he stream.

52:54

Yeah now Yeah, I

52:57

totally get what you're saying. So yeah, I think there's

52:59

something there But you know, I really enjoyed when

53:01

you had put together This

53:03

RP world that was fun house

53:05

videos in 2019 Yeah

53:08

with

53:08

Justice Brothers

53:09

or something I don't at least was pepper

53:11

tea first day on the force and I lost

53:13

it and I was like ha ha and I've

53:15

been friends with some of the guys for a while like so I

53:18

knew them because we all worked at Mission of my together, but like

53:20

I never watched one house there. Yeah,

53:22

I never watched them Like when you saw that

53:25

and you were like

53:26

I

53:31

influenced Lindsay before I met her.

53:33

Yeah, like yeah, except for I didn't know you so

53:36

Yes, but my work influenced You

53:39

are the read my video was

53:41

the reason that you came to fun house,

53:44

right? Is that what you just said?

53:45

Well,

53:49

we'll retcon

53:50

it So yeah, we have that and

53:52

then also for Thanksgiving weekend. We're gonna

53:54

run and again, it's one of these things I

53:56

gotta make sure I can get it working. I'm gonna run FH

53:58

TV so you can watch over

54:00

your break over your Thanksgiving break you want to escape

54:03

from your family or hey your family's cooking

54:05

dinner and you just want to put it on TV

54:07

and go I got great holiday content we can watch

54:10

put up the Funhouse

54:11

TV live stream it's gonna be playing

54:13

like I

54:14

think there's nine days worth of videos but

54:16

we're only gonna do it for four days but you can watch

54:19

it throughout the whole weekend catch up on

54:21

some stuff that you missed put on the background ballasties

54:23

wake up take a bath. Back to back

54:25

marathon of all three seasons of

54:27

Ryan's bargain bin

54:29

over Thanksgiving that sounds like the

54:32

best

54:32

holiday ever it's not it's

54:34

random but people might

54:36

get

54:36

to watch all of them well it's actually

54:39

we're doing an ARG where they have to watch the whole

54:41

weekend to see the whole season okay

54:44

and there will be little secrets we

54:46

all treat you right oh thank you

54:48

we have the big Dragon

54:50

Force video coming out

54:52

oh well that by time this comes out that

54:54

came out

54:55

oh yeah before that I wanted

54:57

to watch something what were we just talking

54:59

about literally right before Dragon

55:01

Force came out the live stream the

55:04

Thanksgiving live stream

55:05

yeah the four day

55:06

right okay sorry brain

55:08

fart I should have just let it go but I was I

55:10

was going to make an anecdotal joke that said and

55:13

if your family's toxic come hang out

55:15

in the funhouse chat because we got a real

55:17

positive crew there if

55:21

you need a different family join the funhouse

55:24

family anyway it's Dragon Force

55:26

yeah go watch it yeah oh yeah it's out right now even

55:31

though I'm having edited it right now the

55:33

present day but

55:34

yeah oh right time is weird

55:36

time travel time travel it'll be here

55:38

before you know it

55:39

did anyone see the creator nope

55:42

no one did no not one human

55:44

being on earth has seen all right

55:47

anyone

55:48

so yeah is there any fun stuff that's coming

55:51

up that you guys are excited about to work on

55:52

my car got towed wait

55:54

what my car got to leave

55:57

it overnight at the what did

55:59

I tell you yes Yesterday,

56:01

during yesterday when we had a conversation

56:03

about this. What was it? Uh, you

56:06

said that you'd left your car so long that

56:08

it wasn't starting up. Uh-huh. And

56:10

I said, well, uh, you

56:12

have to like move it or else they'll tow

56:14

it for being inactive. Yeah, yeah. That

56:17

was literally yesterday. Yeah. And you

56:19

were like, yeah, yeah, yeah. You

56:21

were right. And it happened. You were

56:23

right. You were right and I was wrong. And then I

56:25

finally tracked it down and it's just so fucked

56:28

up all the different steps I had to go through. So getting

56:30

your tar-

56:30

tar code is one

56:33

of the most frustratingly like

56:36

it,

56:37

you get, you feel like you've been

56:38

used, you've been tricked and like put through the fucking

56:40

wringer. Well, I mean, it is partially my fault

56:43

because like I left it outside

56:45

once it started fucking up and I was having to

56:48

hotwire it to get everywhere that I was like,

56:50

all right, fuck it. I'm gonna

56:52

not put any more time or effort into this.

56:53

Sorry, real quick. We're talking about your

56:55

old car. My convertible.

56:57

Yeah. Ah, not your new car. I cause

56:59

I was about to be like, God damn you. No,

57:01

no, no, no, no, no, this

57:04

is the car that wouldn't die. This is the car

57:06

that died. And then all of a sudden I put it, I

57:08

just parked it outside of our house and

57:10

then went and, you know, started car shopping

57:13

and I was like, all right, I'll trade that in at some point. But

57:15

I just

57:15

was got lazy and didn't do it yet, you know, whatever.

57:18

But then somebody offered me 700 bucks for

57:20

it last week. Was it a viewer or was it a person?

57:23

It was just a random person. He's like, I've seen this car.

57:25

Like you put a note under my windshield wiper. He's

57:28

like, call me. And then I was like, OK. And

57:30

then we talked and like, all right, I'm going to go shop around and see

57:32

if I can get a better offer, you know,

57:34

first. And then in that time, somebody

57:38

called the cops on my car. And this

57:41

is the worst part is that not only had I had

57:43

it not

57:45

that I hadn't moved it,

57:46

I never registered it. Ryan,

57:49

no. It's

57:52

just like somebody had a year.

57:55

It's been an entire year. I

57:57

know.

57:59

It's gone and now the only thing is is that there's

58:02

just stuff inside it that I want like I have a guitar

58:04

inside of it And shit, so it's like I have to go find

58:06

this car so that I can

58:08

get that shit out You know, but I'm never gonna holy

58:10

shit. You can't get the car because it's

58:12

not registered Eve,

58:14

right? Yeah. Yeah It's a problem

58:15

so you can't get the stuff Well, I could but I

58:17

would have to go through a lot of I'd have to go I'd have

58:20

to go to the DMV pay for the registration

58:22

get it registered in my name. I have to go and get Release

58:25

forms from two different government agencies

58:28

And then I have to go to the tow company and then show them

58:30

all this stuff and pay them the towing fee plus

58:32

whatever And then I get the car this

58:35

piece of trash that I'm just going. Yeah,

58:37

you know give this somebody for nothing So

58:40

I think well, I think the question

58:42

is how do I get my guitar out of there? I got to go

58:44

in late at night. I got it with the reconnaissance

58:46

mission in full black. What

58:48

were you gonna say? Well, I was gonna say Will

58:52

all of that to get your car back? Will it cost

58:54

more than seven hundred dollars more? It's

58:57

certainly it'll it'll

58:58

annoy me enough to where I would

59:00

prefer to Just yeah, not

59:02

do it. Yeah, so then the other question is

59:05

do you need that stuff that's in your car?

59:07

I prefer I'd like to have like a car back and at least

59:10

some of the some of the fucking Hold

59:14

on I misspoke I said you want the stuff that's in your

59:16

car, but it's not your

59:19

car It is my car

59:21

in the glove compartment. No, it's not what department

59:23

is a title with my name on it So I

59:25

mean I could prove that you know But

59:28

you can't get into the car. I can't get

59:30

into the car because you can't prove the battery is dead

59:33

now So I'd have to like get someone

59:35

to shimmy it open back it up back

59:38

You bought the car straight up. You didn't take

59:40

out financing for that.

59:41

I bought it straight up from yeah, so

59:43

man Yeah, that was your title. Yeah, he

59:45

signed over the title, but then he was like you got to take this to the

59:47

DMV and then And

59:49

he was like I'll be nice and and Basically,

59:52

he said that he gave it to me for not very much money

59:54

so that the registration wouldn't be that much

59:56

money Oh, he wrote a lower number

59:58

than what you paid him I

1:00:01

think so. Oh should I be admitting all this on

1:00:03

the well you never you never went through

1:00:05

with it, right? That

1:00:08

guy sounds like he was trying to get

1:00:10

you to commit fraud Why this guy's

1:00:12

definitely sketchy because right after this is when

1:00:14

all those? Somebody took out

1:00:17

started renting cars in my name and started

1:00:19

think it was him He's one of the there's

1:00:22

only like a couple people that have a copy of my

1:00:24

ID and it's one the

1:00:27

the weed delivery places like It's

1:00:30

definitely not the weed delivery. Okay. Well then

1:00:32

it's probably them. Oh, well, hold

1:00:34

on. Did you do? We delivery

1:00:37

through a website. Yeah. Okay, then that's

1:00:39

all in a system. That's You

1:00:41

don't need to worry about that

1:00:42

trying to process like things that happen to Ryan

1:00:44

like making me mentally exhausted

1:00:46

Like

1:00:47

I have so much like I feel bad

1:00:49

for you I'm like flabbergasted

1:00:52

and like

1:00:53

I even got pulled over one time in

1:00:55

this year like on my way to WrestleMania and The

1:00:58

guy's like he's like, hey This

1:01:01

is your car, right? And I'm like, yeah, he's like he's registered

1:01:03

you I'm like, yeah That was he never I'm like,

1:01:05

yes, but that he never like he never

1:01:08

yeah, I ran this in a system Well, I don't see

1:01:10

you know, he never asked for your registration

1:01:13

You know, we're asking just took my word for

1:01:15

it.

1:01:15

When did the current registration expire?

1:01:17

Like what year what date did you know

1:01:19

that I was in 21 or something like that? Like

1:01:22

it has like it

1:01:23

was expired when you bought it. Yeah, they

1:01:25

were like go go go go get this Never

1:01:28

change the stickers. No. Yeah. Yeah,

1:01:30

I just kept waiting to either get a ticket or

1:01:32

anything go figure it out Well,

1:01:35

I'm actually doing that right now My registration expired

1:01:37

and the it's this whole fucking thing were like

1:01:40

because

1:01:40

I lived in Kansas City for six months. Yeah

1:01:44

That when I changed that for

1:01:46

my car insurance, I didn't

1:01:49

update the DMV But

1:01:51

I guess in their system they saw that oh

1:01:54

your cars

1:01:55

Like registration location doesn't match your insurance

1:01:58

now

1:01:59

but

1:02:00

Didn't hear anything about that,

1:02:02

and then I came back six months later

1:02:04

And now it's like I've

1:02:06

gone through the website and everything basically They

1:02:09

think I live in San Diego, and I can't convince

1:02:11

them that I live up here and all of my DMV

1:02:13

mail keeps going To fucking San Diego.

1:02:15

You know I filled out a change of address all that stuff

1:02:18

Yeah, so I hear you with the bureaucratic stuff

1:02:20

Ryan is your new car registered

1:02:22

my new car is registered everything's good

1:02:24

That's one of the best parts about buying it from a fucking dealer

1:02:26

is that they deal with all that shit and then send

1:02:28

it to You in the mail yeah

1:02:29

well the first and then you have to register it

1:02:31

again. You have to renew

1:02:32

it any lives Oh in the year you have

1:02:34

to renew any yeah Yeah,

1:02:37

yeah, it might not even be a year because sometimes

1:02:39

when you buy a car it like the trend

1:02:42

the

1:02:43

Registration gets passed over

1:02:46

so the expiration date of that registration

1:02:48

is actually not new yeah It isn't

1:02:50

actually 12 months after you bought the car It's

1:02:52

whatever it was when that registration room

1:02:54

you should check the sticker on the back of your car and

1:02:56

see what the month is Yeah, it'll say 2024

1:02:59

probably, but you need to check the month No,

1:03:02

and one thing I learned in my very early 20s

1:03:04

is don't fucking be late on that shit because it'll

1:03:06

go from hey your Registration fee

1:03:09

is $75 to oops. I didn't do this

1:03:11

for a while now. It's a thousand dollars. Yep.

1:03:14

I need help

1:03:14

yeah

1:03:15

and now my

1:03:17

car registration is way more expensive than $70

1:03:19

because This is

1:03:22

society and an EV It's

1:03:24

newer. It's newer. That's why and it's worth

1:03:26

a little bit more than like my you know

1:03:30

Chevy Aveo that I had

1:03:32

2013 Hyundai Elantra

1:03:34

is

1:03:38

Reaches 10-year warranty so

1:03:40

the engine can go out at any point and I'll be

1:03:42

Well

1:03:45

Make sure you get your car

1:03:47

registered and then Also

1:03:50

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1:03:52

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1:03:54

Yeah, and You

1:03:57

know leave us comments below about

1:03:59

what kind of shit you want us to talk about in the final

1:04:01

episodes and you know

1:04:03

whatever whatever Ryan did

1:04:06

you ever

1:04:08

talk about how like on

1:04:10

the podcast or you know any fun stuff how the

1:04:12

top wouldn't open

1:04:13

the top open but it just

1:04:15

had a little problem with it you know yeah

1:04:17

because I came down on my right did you talk

1:04:20

about that maybe at some point I don't remember

1:04:24

it's been a whole saga this car yeah I hate

1:04:26

cars you really loved

1:04:28

it for a while I love it for a while but

1:04:31

my favorite thing I like my new one though yeah my favorite thing is

1:04:33

you said when you bought it you said

1:04:36

as long as it lasts a year yeah

1:04:38

and it lasted 11 months yeah

1:04:40

which is almost a year it's so unsatisfying

1:04:43

yeah exactly you think that if

1:04:45

it if it had happened one month later do you

1:04:48

think you would have been okay with it be

1:04:50

honest no yeah that's right that

1:04:53

was what I told you a year

1:04:55

ago when you said as long as the last year I said

1:04:57

tell say that in a year I regret

1:05:00

it whatever I'm moving on

1:05:02

welcome to the EB club thank you um that's gonna

1:05:04

be

1:05:04

all for today and do you

1:05:11

have anything else

1:05:13

but any other bones to pick no we can say

1:05:15

goodbye

1:05:16

I mean I you asked

1:05:18

about upcoming stuff it already came

1:05:20

out but if you haven't seen and you remember the

1:05:22

cook-off video finally

1:05:25

dropped after months of planning

1:05:27

and rescheduling yeah every everything

1:05:30

so really funny the the outcome the the

1:05:33

end

1:05:35

of that

1:05:36

of that video is just

1:05:38

I think everyone's everyone needs worth a watch

1:05:40

yeah worth the watch I'm way smarter than

1:05:43

I appear and come off on in that video

1:05:45

John just edited me to look like a fucking

1:05:47

total idiot well wait can you

1:05:51

be more specific just

1:05:53

just nope just the entire

1:05:55

first half