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Welcome back to the Funhaus podcast.

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It's your favorite Funhaus podcast

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because it's the only one for now.

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My name's Lindsay, I'm here

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with Ryan Haley.

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Woo woo, another pod! Do

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that again. Because

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you want me to do it again? Woo woo,

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another pod! Okay,

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and Jacob Fullerton's here. Woop woop,

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another pod! And today

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is a special day.

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Every podcast day

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is a special day, Lindsay. We get to hang out together.

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I woke up this morning, Lindsay, and I was like,

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our day is so badass today. We get to talk

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about the stuff

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on this podcast. Your stuff. Then

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we have the drunken high stream later.

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That's true. And then I'm going to Neil Young in

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an intimate amphitheater later. You're having a

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good day. Today's a great day, a full day.

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Ryan's having a great day. Show

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business, baby, Hollywood. Hollywood,

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and what he's alluding to is this is

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the inaugural segment. We

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are beginning a new journey because

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we are doing Bustin'

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for Bachelorette!

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Bustin'. Wow.

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Whoa. That looks great.

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Wow, that's pretty cool. Those

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are beautiful graphics. Okay,

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so I don't know how to do the alpha because

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it's obviously on us, but Tom, the

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intern, our intern made that. It looks great,

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Tom. It looks great. Yeah. You

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learn nothing from the Simpin' for Survivor segment

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where you gotta front load

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the episode and then you have your reality

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TV segment at the end. But are we just

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jumping right in

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to Bustin' for Bachelorette? Yes, listen, to be clear,

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this is not something we're always gonna do. We're not gonna

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do full episodes where we're gonna talk about.

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So you also learn from my mistakes. And

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this is just because it's the inaugural one

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and it's gonna be maybe a little bit of

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an abbreviated episode just so everybody's

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aware. Like Ryan said,

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we have all this shit that we're doing today. We're also

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in the midst of prepping and planning like our RTX

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trip. Oh, that's right. Technically, I think when this episode

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airs, we are on our way. And

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also when this episode airs, the

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second episode of Bachelorette will have already

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been out, but we have not had a chance to watch it, because

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this is Friday. Yeah. So

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we're gonna talk a little bit about the show, just

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like in very general terms,

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we're not gonna get too nitty gritty

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in the beginning or anything like that, because

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like, first of all, not everybody cares about that. Second

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of all, I'm very curious about what your,

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your opinions are on this trash show,

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because it is a

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departure from the sort of, I think reality

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vibes that something like Survivor has. Yeah,

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yeah, it's clearly inferior, but it's going

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around for a while. Oh, this is, yeah,

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well, this is actually the 20th season of

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the Bachelorette. Yes. And I

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think the Bachelor was already going for a couple of years before

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that. Okay. But before we get

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into any of it, I have one

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question for both of you.

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Hit me with it. Will you accept

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this rose? Oh yeah. Oh

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my God. Oh my God. You're getting

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started early. Okay, how can we

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talk about the Bachelorette without

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a little bit of wine? So

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I brought, this is my favorite rose, it's

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like pretty affordable.

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So. Oh man. I was drinking

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rose when I watched the first episode. Yeah, I love it.

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So we're gonna have some, oh, and

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guess what? You look great today, Lindsay, by the way.

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I'm gonna get that first impression rose

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at the end of the episode. Another

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dose. Lindsay,

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I can jump over this whole podcast. Who

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gives a shit? No, it's worthy

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of a rose. For

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everybody, for the audio

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listeners, I've got a bottle of rose. Oh

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God. Hell yeah. You're probably

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like, what? Who's that fourth

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cup for, Lindsay? Oh, that was

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gonna be a second. I

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don't want to look for you. It's

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my second amount of rosé. Which

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I was totally like, that's fine. Come

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get it. Ah, here he is. Never

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watched The Bachelorette, but you can still participate.

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I don't want to participate, I just want to drink. That's

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what I mean. That's participating. Cool. All

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right, so cheers. Cheers, everyone. And thank you so

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much for watching The Bachelorette. It

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was interesting and fun. I'm glad I did it. I was

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gonna watch it regardless. So here's the

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thing. Wow. Boy, what's the problem? You're

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not a big wine guy. I'm not a rosé guy, but

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I'll get through it. So

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I somehow tricked Jacob into watching

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Bachelor in Paradise or maybe Bachelorette last

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year with the two women. I remember

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exactly how it happened. Because I was hanging

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out with, I think you

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and Charlotte were talking about it first. You were talking about the guy with the dog.

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I don't remember his name. And then I was

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hanging out, I was building Gundams with

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Charlotte and Alana and Charlotte put the clip

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on where it was the guy talking about his dog

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and how about like... This

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guy was a big doofus. Yeah, he was an asshole.

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And I

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think Rachel

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was confronting him about something and

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he kept talking about his dog. She's like, you're

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talking about your dog? And it was so

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funny to me. I'm like, I will watch this whole show just

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to get into this. Based on that one interaction. One terrible

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interaction.

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Because basically, when I first started

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watching the show, it was like a decade ago and I

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was like, oh yeah, I wanna watch some trash

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TV and I've always heard about The Bachelorette. And

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it's like,

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in the beginning, it's always a real comedy

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fest because you're like, a bunch of bozos. For

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The Bachelorette, I prefer The Bachelorette over The Bachelorette

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just because I like seeing the guys be dorks.

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I like that too. Yeah. You

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don't like seeing all the women be... Caddy.

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Caddy and all the men. Yeah, a little mean. Because I watched

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Bachelor in Paradise as well after the last Bachelorette

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season. And that's like Love Island, the same concept

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as Love Island. It's just like a bunch of people

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who are rejected or former Bachelor

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contestants. And then they go on a beach and

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they spend time together. There's competition

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aspects of that too. Yeah, it's a nightmare. But for

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the Bachelorette, it's like in

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the beginning of the season, which we've only watched one

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episode, it's very much like drinking

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and laughing at these losers. And by the end I go, I

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just don't think that he's in the right, his heart's

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not in the right place for

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her, he's not here for the right reasons. You know,

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like I'm invested in like caring about it. And I

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think you might be too. I already am, for

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sure. So I have here on

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my screen just sort of a breakdown of

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like all the dudes, which

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I just thought it'd be fun to like look at to see like which ones

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you remember and which ones you don't. Most

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of them are named Caleb and Aaron, I think. And they

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start out with how many of them? So

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it's 25, sometimes they've done 30 and then like randomly

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sometimes they'll be like, you have 30 men, plus

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these two guys really wanted to meet you. And

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then they just add like, it's a chaos

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every time.

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Well, I have

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just a production question because I was trying to do the

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math. I'm like, I'm like, how long are these dates and

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if there's 25 men and they're like, even if they

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were on a five minute date, that's like hours

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and hours.

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So you mean on night one? Yeah. Yeah,

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so they shoot this show from like,

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I mean, it's in March, so this

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one they shot in March. So it would have

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been. Oh, night one takes some days, is

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all you're saying. No, no, no. It's our

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marketing initiative. Yeah, right.

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No, like they start it basically at

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sunset, I think. They start production and then

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they go until like five and six in

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the

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morning. That makes sense. Sometimes

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like in the first episode, which we didn't, I don't think we saw on this one,

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but you'll see the guys walking out, like

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if they got rejected, they'd be like, I was really hoping

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that I would get to meet you. And like the sun is out. Yeah,

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there's this dad who shot in this one about

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when like the Rose ceremony was happening where it looked like the

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sun was about to rise. Yeah, so.

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Well, it just seems so weird to be like, to

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do that.

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Like. And they go five minutes at a time, yeah. Yeah, go on

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a date at four in the morning and be like,

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you know, and then she's supposed to be in the right mindset

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to make her decision. There's

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so, I know, and she's not the only one to you. I always

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see clips or like in the show, that

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when they're. And she's like, you

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said tell me about you. Yeah, right. Why

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not have it during the day? And your eyes are closed. Normal

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time. Yeah. I'd be out on the couch if I would

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do that alone. Yeah. I'd just be laying

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down. I'd be like, so, okay, where are you from? How many siblings are you

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at? Yeah.

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Yeah. And then there's obviously like

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footage, too, like shots of some of the guys who just never

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go talk to her because they're just like sitting

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on the couch. Sometimes some of the contestants

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get too drunk and then they're just like. They

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just sit there. Oh, it's on them to go

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in. They gotta go. It's

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not like getting in line. Some of those guys didn't

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talk to her that night.

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What? I thought that you had like your

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slot or something. No. It's

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on you to go. Well, then why aren't you just always

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like, Hey, I want to come in.

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There's also like the courtesy thing

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of like, if you already went to talk to her, it's like super

8:47

shady. If you try to go talk to her again and like

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the guys will kind of like have it out for you. If

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you go do that, like they go, you already talked to her, bro. And

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I'd be like, well, I'm just shooting my shot. And it goes. I'll

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cut to like the ITMs where the guy goes, Braden

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is a real dick. He went and talked to her twice.

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It's like, are there are there

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because I don't know much about this. This is the first

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episode of the show I've ever watched in its entirety.

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And are there like real mean players

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that will just like sabotage the other people

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and like and don't give a fuck

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about the talk to him once rule, you

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know? Yeah,

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like that happens. That's why I said like, yeah,

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like there'll be guys and they'll be like, oh, Joey's

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a snake because he fucking went and

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talked.

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Oh, yeah. And then it's just like, yeah,

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I'm here. I'm at the wind motherfucker. I'm

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throw it on the best. Yeah. But

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then if you make enemies and then you kind of act like that, then the

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other guys will go and tell like the

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bachelorette be like this guy's an asshole.

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Yeah, this guy's an asshole. I think Joey's here for the right reason. And

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then she goes, well, now I can't trust

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my instinct. Well, that backfired so bad

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last night when her brother went out

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of her way to say, yeah, this guy's a douchebag. And then she

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gives him the fucking first impression rose. Yeah. I

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saw that happening.

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So basically

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what happened was who was that? Braden

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Braden he has glasses

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on in the in the in the

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Episode but he doesn't and he looks

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like such a goober with those fucking glasses It's

10:09

a show and his earrings

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Jesse Palmer the host like biggest goober.

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Oh, yeah Oh, yeah, so owns

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it. Yeah, and this was like his second season

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doing it or maybe third. I

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don't remember but Yeah,

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so like I'm just curious like what your general

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opinion is on watch there was

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many moments where I was watching

10:29

it I was like god. I can't believe I'm making Ryan watch this

10:32

I know how trash it can be. Yeah, and

10:34

how like I

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Have an ever super like cringing but there

10:38

are moments where I'm just like, oh,

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yeah Like I was playing that was it who was

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playing the piano was that one of the errands? Yeah,

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I think I think was that I can't

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help it No Lindsay

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as you're going through this I was gonna see One

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thing I was thinking about as I was watching this I was like, you

10:54

know make it a little bit more interesting Like

10:56

we did in simon for survivor

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and we could throw a little money

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on this we could each have our horses in the race All

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right, so I could have a segment inside your

11:05

segment called either. Now. Let me

11:08

either bachelorette roulette or

11:10

Wow, or botch

11:12

lorat baccarat

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Guess

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what? I like that bachelor. I like my

11:23

two Now

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on I'm gonna have a segment inside Lindsay segment

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called bachelorette roulette We

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need a new graphic stat

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So I'm gonna go head Do

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you have a number one that you think? already

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gonna need to look at this cheat sheet because I I

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my eyes glaze over when I see all these people like

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I know I've It's hard to remember

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all these fuckers.

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Okay, so like this is the guy that she gave

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the rose. Yeah, okay No, he's not on my list.

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This is the guy who played the piano. Is he

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the guy there was one guy that people were That

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that said like man. I really thought I was gonna get the first impression

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rose and I think it might have been Aaron Yeah,

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I definitely he would probably be my top three even though

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Aaron was Aaron be and not Aaron

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s

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Aaron be but also remember a new

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standpoint I could see them just miss misdirecting

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me Yeah, they do they did that

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with the Brandon thing. I felt like an idiot.

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Yeah a fool Lindsay When do you got the rose?

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Now what are the- They suck at me in.

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Can we talk about this

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guy whose name is Caleb and he's

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the wrestler? Oh that guy rocks I love him.

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Oh yeah Caleb. You just look at his face

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and you go that guy's a wrestler. I'm like I

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feel about this guy Uh-huh. I think he'll

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be great on Bachelor in Paradise when

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he inevitably ends up there. Yeah, cuz he's not gonna win.

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Cuz he's not gonna win Sorry Caleb. Sorry Caleb.

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Yeah, I love you. I love his hat. I love

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his whole deal He's

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like a great dude and this is the guy

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who's the world record jumper. He was the one who's doing back

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He's the highest. So he didn't make it He

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didn't make it at all. Is that what hang on? I

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have another list here that shows

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the people. Yeah, he didn't make it Okay. Yeah.

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Well, I mean that is kind of weird. I mean

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like all the world records I mean,

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it's it's impressive, but it's like I

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jumped the highest I think

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it's that's a That's

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a second or third or fourth date admission.

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Yeah, you know And

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then you're like check this out you jump over

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a car, right? Yeah, she's like didn't

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charity's like oh

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I like you and you

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can you have the world record jumper Yeah,

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not like that's the first thing you say but he came out

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with like

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his ace already just out in front of everybody

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So I remember I remember doting. He was

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a nice guy. Yeah, I like him. He's really Yeah,

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he's very tall. Oh, he would love to be

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the head of the CIA see I love this little

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loves his air fryer That's

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the thing. It's like it's like there's some people where I was

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going through I'm like man This guy's cool. Yeah, I

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date him, but I don't know the right for charity.

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Yes Can we see Joey? I want to see Joey

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Joey. Yeah, we find Joey. Which I

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like I don't

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know. Oh, yeah, Joey. Yeah, Joey Was

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the one who had this weird like non

14:10

eye contact moment And

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he just like like she was in here and He

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just sort of was like

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and she was sitting here and he was like and

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then yeah And

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I was like you notice that cuz I also Kind

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of was like yeah fuck. It's hard to miss it

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was fucking weird I didn't really talk about it though,

14:29

but I was just gonna like look at her. No Joey.

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I like John too like John

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Oh, yeah, this guy's dreamboat. This is

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dreamboat. He's got like a perfect

14:38

smile. Who was the dude who was kind of? What's

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the word like like?

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He was talking shit about a lot of people

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he's like, oh man. I've just came in like monkeys

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like oh that was Aaron s Aaron s

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yeah, I like that guy. Oh the firefighter.

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I have a little bit It was so

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yeah that guy because it was so funny because he said they're talking

14:57

shit about everyone saying like God everyone's just trying

14:59

To impress her, you know, they're like acting like

15:01

what you do And then it's like well, you know, I think

15:03

my date went really well It cuts to his date

15:06

and they're sitting there with pressurized

15:08

air canisters knocking off little

15:10

rubber duckies on a table It's

15:16

just for rubber don't look really fun and

15:19

it didn't look like a fun date actually But I'm sitting there

15:21

like what more did that happen? You come up with that.

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Yeah, sure firefighter. Yeah, he's a

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firefighter. Yeah He's a firefighter.

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Oh wait the mad cracks me up though that freaked

15:30

me out the monitor for a second I don't need

15:32

to go into it. Oh, they keep looks like it's

15:34

changing into a new man You see

15:36

Aaron s actually go in the distance though. I don't

15:38

either

15:39

Aaron s likes his froyo delivered

15:42

and heavy on the toppings. That's fucking weird Yeah,

15:45

that's gonna show up not telling people that Aaron s

15:47

favorite holiday is anyone else's birthday? Oh my

15:49

god He loves your birthday Ryan That

15:53

guy's only two years old. All right. All right, you

15:55

talked me into it. Okay,

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great. So there's Braden and then Yeah,

16:00

we have the wrestler Dotten Trying

16:02

to think of there's a couple of like standout

16:04

ones. I'm definitely not gonna make it Shawn's

16:07

on the bottom bottom row for sure. I

16:09

kept seeing Caleb Kay. There's so many Caleb's

16:11

you're right There's so many Caleb's but like

16:14

it was during the Rose ceremony and it cut to Caleb

16:16

Kay And I was like who's that? I

16:19

haven't seen him the whole time Now

16:21

you have a nickname for him Caleb Kay It's

16:25

Caleb with a K that's extra confusing

16:27

yeah Caleb Kay did make it

16:29

okay He's still there And

16:31

then I want to talk about well. We have

16:34

to talk about the elephant in the room Spencer

16:37

At some point whenever you're ready Hometown

16:40

more part, California who I I looked into

16:42

it more graduated in 2008 so we went to high

16:45

school together for two years Yeah, did you know that Jacob

16:47

with a high school with this?

16:48

Yeah,

16:52

so for our people at home that didn't watch

16:54

this show Spencer what you remember him Do

16:57

you remember him at school? I was

16:59

googling his name and stuff and I'm sure

17:01

like maybe over at intercom or something But

17:03

no I don't remember him at all. This was

17:05

the weirdest

17:06

contestant and Pretty

17:09

awkward guy. I guess yeah Definitely

17:12

is awkward yeah single dad single

17:14

dad he that was a big deal And then

17:16

but then at the very he was the last rose given

17:19

at the very end Yeah, fill

17:21

me up to I need a refill. Yeah same

17:23

here

17:23

Like curtains open

17:27

And it was a big kind of reveal because you thought

17:29

for sure this guy was gonna get you know canned

17:32

Did you think no my heart was warmed him by the

17:35

end? I

17:35

was really yeah I was like oh, he's

17:38

you know look. I don't think that he's like

17:40

I he seemed like a nice guy I'm not

17:43

but do you think that do you really believe

17:45

that charity and then we'll end up together

17:48

No because for TV

17:50

because it's so that was my next

17:52

question Do you really think there's producers like

17:55

who there's like they call them producer plans, but

17:57

it's like people who?

18:00

Just keep making it through because either

18:02

the producer says this guy has to be on your

18:04

list

18:04

that is bullshit Yeah, but

18:07

also it's like it's not like that She's like

18:09

here's the thing is she goes I don't know if it would

18:12

if I was picking myself would it be Spencer or would it

18:14

be

18:14

Caleb Kay? Well Caleb came in through what

18:17

boy or is it gonna be Nick the barber?

18:19

Yeah, she goes. I don't really care about either of these and the producer

18:21

says okay Well, then Nick the barber is not going

18:23

through she's not they're not gonna make her not

18:25

pick a guy that she really like A lot

18:27

of roses. Yeah, well right,

18:29

but just the very idea though that there's

18:32

that kind of interference where it's like Yeah,

18:34

you know I don't give a fuck. You know like oh, no you're going

18:36

with this weird guy because it'll be better television is

18:39

Ruins the integrity of

18:46

Survivor if they're like,

18:49

you know, it'd be better if that team won. Let's Competition

18:52

this guy too Sean. Yeah, he's in the wrong

18:54

decade Cooper. I don't know Just

18:57

what his look is also. Yeah, I guess he used to

18:59

work at Barstool Sports

19:01

He looks like somebody that came right out of the 2000

19:03

was he on on air

19:05

talent There's a picture

19:08

of him. So I'm on their subreddit That's

19:11

where nation yeah, I'm on the spatula subreddit

19:14

so I just wanted to see okay Sean

19:18

they should give a chocolate chip cookies in whole

19:20

milk

19:21

Yeah, okay How

19:25

many cars can you jump over

19:27

Sean takes pride in

19:29

his great head of hair and he's just like a goofy

19:31

guy goofy though. Yeah, it's

19:34

very yeah How

19:36

is how old is charities charity

19:38

actually? Yeah, how old is charity? Oops, this

19:40

is the wrong cuz Sean's one of the younger ones.

19:43

Is he the youngest Sean? He

19:45

was a former intern on Barstool.

19:47

His nickname was hot Sean They

19:51

had a nickname for their intern hot

19:53

shot She's 27.

19:56

Okay, so she's like a couple years older than Sean,

19:58

you know bringing up the race Like that

20:00

was the one funny part about this show is that

20:02

like I remember when it came out But my

20:04

parents have watched every single episode

20:07

of The Bachelor and Bachelorette since it started

20:11

Yes, now I have

20:13

something to relate to my parents they're gonna be so happy Yeah,

20:15

I know but I was sitting there going like

20:17

I remember when it when they were starting watching it when I

20:20

was young and being Like these

20:21

are just all these weird grown-ups,

20:23

you know trying to do this love

20:26

stuff Gross, you know

20:28

and now here I am watching it now. I'm like

20:30

these are children I

20:39

don't make the same comparison, but I do see

20:41

their age what they do. I'm like, what

20:44

was I doing when I was 23 I

20:46

was here. Right. Yeah. I

20:48

mean I've watched the CEO

20:53

I've watched it for long enough So

20:55

it's like there were a little there

20:57

was a couple years when I started watching it where I was like Oh, they're

20:59

just all a couple years older than me like so

21:02

they're probably ready for that in their life and

21:04

then there was like the time where I

21:06

Was around the same age and I mean I still am

21:08

there's people who are on the show who are up

21:10

to like 40 sometimes Really? Yeah,

21:12

and they're dating like 25 year

21:14

olds. Well, it's a mix. It's like a range. So it's like

21:16

depending on you know Like

21:19

one of there's anything wrong with that one of the

21:21

bachelorettes in the last couple years she

21:23

was 40 and like she had

21:25

a range of guys who were like youngest was like 23

21:31

There was like a whole marketing thing around it

21:33

that was like it's not too late for love or like That's

21:37

cool. I think she's 40.

21:39

I have to look up how old she was. I'm pretty sure

21:42

she was 40 So

21:45

I was just gonna look at the Subreddit

21:49

because there's some really fun stuff

21:52

on here sometimes Just

21:55

like regarding, you know what people think

21:57

also there's a lot of old stuff like stuff

21:59

about about other seasons

22:02

and it's like, no, let's just look for the stuff. I

22:04

did a glimpse the other day, there's still tons

22:06

of Gabby and Rachel stuff. Yeah, you can

22:08

come back to us. I have a question. Yeah.

22:11

This is a small complaint, it's not a big one, but it's

22:13

just like, our

22:16

charity is cool and well-rounded,

22:19

nice person. But

22:22

has there ever been a bachelorette where it's just like,

22:24

just a shit show or something, where it's just like,

22:26

you're like, who is this person ever gonna end

22:28

up with? I don't know, but the bachelorette's just

22:31

like, some crazy asshole. I just kinda wish that the bachelorette

22:33

was a little less normal than this

22:35

one. That's my only

22:36

complaint, it's a small thing. Yes, well, speaking of the

22:38

40-year-old, she was not everybody's favorite. So

22:43

also, her season aired

22:45

right when the pandemic was starting. So

22:47

they filmed

22:48

the first episode, March, and

22:51

then it immediately went into lockdown. And then

22:53

so they went to this ranch in Palm

22:55

Springs and they all had these rooms. But because

22:58

they had a pause on production of her show,

23:00

she had met all the guys or whatever and

23:03

then could just look them up on social media. So she predetermined

23:06

in her brain who she wanted to be with.

23:09

And then- And she talked about that on the show?

23:11

Yeah, and other people are saying- At least she

23:13

figured it out earlier. Yeah, it was from internet sleuths

23:15

and stuff. Interesting.

23:18

So then she acted kinda weird in the whole show

23:21

and I was like, who's,

23:22

what, why does somebody, Okay.

23:25

How peculiar. So yes,

23:27

that sometimes does happen. A lot of times

23:30

there's the bachelor who I go, this

23:32

guy's a big fucking doll dud. Getting him out of

23:34

here, getting something interesting.

23:36

Clayton was a big meathead. Clayton.

23:40

Little Clayton. So there's, not

23:43

all of them I think I'm fans

23:46

of, but they're all normal in the

23:48

sense that none of them are super

23:50

interesting. You know,

23:53

it's somebody that all these these

23:56

jot guys are gonna want to marry. I

23:59

guess. That's kind of makes yeah, I

24:01

guess More she's

24:03

fine. I like her. I already like

24:05

her. She's great Yeah,

24:06

it's just like they'll always pull

24:08

not always but the way that they do it is

24:11

they pull one of the people from the last

24:13

Season so she was on the last season

24:15

trying to buy for the bachelor's heart Right

24:17

up like a farm league like in minor

24:20

league baseball. Yeah, and then it's the other show

24:22

so Yeah, you go from

24:24

one league to the next. Yeah

24:26

I

24:27

always said like I get what you were

24:29

saying and I always would say like why

24:31

is there no normal bachelor

24:34

show like

24:35

There's other dating shows. There's other reality shows

24:38

where everybody's not just so

24:40

Gorgeous and like and like super

24:42

fit like yeah, but I'm like,

24:45

yeah, where's Fetchler it I

24:50

want to go on the fetch. We need I

24:52

was thinking it's like I thought this last season too Like

24:54

we need more dumpy guys. Yeah, like

24:59

So rent it's so tall it's

25:01

so comical they're all standing in a room I'm like, this

25:03

looks like like if I typed

25:06

in like

25:06

Handsome man in a stock image library

25:09

or something. This is what would pop up there convention

25:11

bros It makes me think a lot of the guys

25:13

make me think of like the the bit

25:16

that James and Patrick

25:19

and air for tour doing yeah They're

25:22

all steak night guys, these are real Which

25:25

is gonna be so funny when it starts getting spicy.

25:28

Yes, the dramas is coming There's gonna be a lot

25:30

of like bro, bro. You're so

25:32

you bro. He's a snake. Yeah One

25:36

of the other another comment that I saw

25:38

recently About the guys is

25:40

like they they get a lot of they

25:42

take a lot of pleasure out of watching this show and especially

25:45

like night One because like all these

25:47

guys who are used to being like the hot

25:49

shit in their town. Yeah, they are it

25:51

right all the ladies It's like

25:54

they're just in a room with a bunch of guys and some

25:56

of them are hotter than them They have to deal

25:58

with like there's one And

26:01

it's like yeah, I think I would take some pleasure

26:03

in that. Well, they're all trying to be like polite and stuff.

26:05

Yeah cool They're not all assholes

26:08

already. Yeah, nobody's saying that well

26:10

It's funny though that that like especially when it comes

26:12

to when They're

26:14

all making out and stuff and it's like they can look

26:16

at they're like watching them base Oh that was

26:18

weird and yeah, just imagine just you know,

26:21

you're the 10th person This person's made

26:23

out with that night, you know at 4 in

26:25

the morning. Oh, okay.

26:28

Thank you. I guess this was special I'm

26:31

only watching everyone in this room

26:33

Also, not every

26:36

Bachelor or bachelorette will kiss

26:39

so many guys. Uh-huh. Oh,

26:42

so this was this was out of the ordinary Not

26:44

out of the ordinary. It's just it doesn't always happen. Yeah,

26:46

sometimes Maybe she'll

26:48

kiss two guys. Sometimes he'll kiss,

26:51

you know two women three women Sometimes

26:53

they kiss a lot because they're just feeling it they go. I'm just

26:55

going with the flow. I'm just going with feeling it. I Could

26:59

see it from both sides like I could see

27:01

it being like well, I don't want

27:03

to kiss a bunch of guys I just

27:06

want to like see who I really vibe

27:08

with so I don't like go too far too fast

27:10

with any of them But

27:11

then I could also see it from the perspective

27:13

of like

27:15

Fuck it. I'm hot shit. I want to make out with

27:17

a bunch of dudes. This is my time right,

27:21

you know, that's what this shows for is there a

27:24

Feeling the chemistry. Yeah a little production

27:26

question. Is there a Empty room nearby

27:28

with the bed in it for if it's you know, all right

27:31

three minutes into our five-minute day. Let's go

27:34

That

27:37

make good TV, right First

27:40

date of the night. All right, I've heard enough

27:47

But

27:52

then the bass right goes no you're going to or else

27:54

I'm taking you're not getting the rose I

27:59

Bachelor that just cons all these men

28:07

But I mean like she cares about she doesn't

28:09

want people to be like wow This bachelor

28:11

it sucks cuz she just went and slept with someone on

28:13

the first night and it's ruined like

28:15

but what happens later Get

28:18

off just the format of the show just

28:20

so you're aware is when it gets towards the very

28:22

end There's they all start fucking together

28:25

There's a big word or do you saw a series

28:27

of dates called the fantasy

28:29

sweet date? Okay, so

28:32

when it gets down to I think three contestants

28:35

is normally that's norm

28:37

Then she takes them on special dates

28:41

and then they and then at the end of the date

28:43

They have the option to like use a special

28:45

key to stay and like some sort of romance

28:48

sweet Yeah, and then no cameras and

28:50

like nothing nothing.

28:51

No cameras Because

28:55

oh man sometimes But

28:57

got some of the guys aren't okay with

29:00

it aren't okay with with like knowing that

29:02

she slept with another guy Yeah,

29:04

cuz also it's assumed that that's

29:06

what you're gonna use it for right? Yeah, but

29:08

a huge contestant goes

29:10

I don't know what's gonna happen. It'll just be nice

29:12

to have this time away from cameras

29:15

so we can talk and I'm like

29:16

I Just

29:21

like two of like the hottest people on earth, yeah,

29:23

I mean the craziest sex right

29:26

my just

29:26

the craziest conversation Yeah, I

29:28

was telling you about this yesterday Rob

29:31

Boston Rob from survivor. He was

29:33

talking about the difference, you know, cuz he Famously

29:36

ended up with another survivor contestant.

29:38

Oh, right have four children And

29:41

and he was like, you know in his opinion that

29:43

these the success rate for survivor

29:46

contestants was probably high I don't know. There's

29:48

probably dad on this but like he because

29:51

higher than the bachelor or bachelorette

29:53

contestants because Yeah, you go like

29:56

when you're on the show the bachelor

29:57

bachelorette you're in the fantasy suite. It's

29:59

like There's only you can only go down

30:02

from there basically yeah on Survivor

30:04

you have nothing and you're just starving on a beach

30:06

Yeah, and then it's once you get back into

30:09

civilization and you're like, oh wow we can go on a date

30:11

or do stuff Yeah, going up from there

30:13

Yeah, but

30:15

like yeah on the Bachelorette. It's like pretty

30:17

much not even like five episodes in

30:19

there like

30:20

Everybody pack your bags because we're

30:22

going to the most romantic city in the

30:24

world. We're going to Paris

30:26

Cleveland, Ohio Like

30:30

Canada Later

30:36

in the season like the final episode a lot

30:39

of the time We'll kind of have like a some basically

30:41

post-show

30:42

interviews and stuff like it'll They'll

30:45

be on like a like a stage and stuff and me

30:47

doing all these interviews like it's it's after

30:49

the show Yeah,

30:52

yeah, but it'll be like alright the

30:54

show ended they decided to get married

30:56

and then they're doing this interview It's like oh he cheated

30:58

on me. Yeah, we've been apart for it's over.

31:01

It's been over for a while now You're

31:03

like so invested in the show and then like the second

31:05

you see them like They've

31:07

already broken no we hate each other. Yeah,

31:09

that person sucks.

31:10

So I think we can take a look

31:12

at the Wiki because

31:14

well I want to talk about something to

31:16

what you're saying some of the couples who are not together

31:21

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34:19

back to the Bus of Her Bachelor. I wanna show you this

34:21

picture real quick.

34:22

Oh yes, please do. Oh my God,

34:24

I relate to this so much. I saw that.

34:26

Is there a big Cinderella fan? There's like a shot of

34:29

like just one shoe. And like the preview

34:31

of like later this season on Bachelorette.

34:34

And then there was some,

34:37

oh, a lone stiletto. Somebody

34:39

wrote, this lone stiletto has me on the edge

34:41

of my seat. Just like, sit there. Somebody was

34:43

off in such a rush that their stiletto

34:46

came off and they left the tears. Like,

34:48

I wanna know what's gonna happen.

34:50

I don't know, I mean, I just

34:52

love how over the top and like dramatic that

34:54

this show can get. It's really funny. Oh,

34:56

I'm so excited. What could possibly

34:58

have led to that, to her

35:00

freaking out like that? A bad day or something. You never

35:03

know, dude. Sometimes I'll show the footage

35:05

of like, you know, women hyperventilating in

35:07

the bathroom and you go, what's happening? And it's

35:09

like,

35:10

somebody came out and said, there's

35:12

no date tonight. You know, like it's something like

35:14

that. Oh no. Yeah, like who

35:16

knows? Sometimes it's like, you know, more intense,

35:18

but sometimes it's just, you know. Like

35:20

I am just itching for some

35:22

drama. Start popping

35:24

up. I wanna see these guys start clashing.

35:27

I wanna see some hearts break. Yeah,

35:31

it'll come about pretty quickly. Here's

35:33

the other thing too, is like, yeah, when they're outside

35:35

and like, she's sitting with somebody

35:37

one-on-one

35:39

and then like a bunch of other

35:41

guys are outside, like you said earlier,

35:43

where they're just watching her. Yeah. Yeah,

35:46

go inside. What are you doing? That's

35:48

bad for you. Mentally. Yes.

35:51

To watch the girl, like, cause nobody's forcing

35:54

them to sit out there and now it's your turn

35:56

to watch her make out with some guy. Yeah. Go

35:58

inside. Go to the bar. With her, Poorly

36:00

disguised brother. Okay. Look these people are People

36:03

are at war. Okay, as

36:05

Sun Tzu says in the art of war. Yeah It's

36:08

like you have to know your opponent and their

36:10

weaknesses, you know in strength before

36:12

you can truly defeat them and know how to So

36:15

that's what they're doing. Okay, they don't want to be there

36:17

watching them make her make out But they're like, you know,

36:19

this is the battlefield. Yeah.

36:20

Yeah. Yeah, right. Yeah, I

36:23

not turn away from the violence Yeah,

36:25

I mean we haven't even yeah, we didn't talk about her

36:27

brother who came and spied on

36:29

her with the skies Himself as a bartender

36:31

which

36:32

in the worst disguise That's

36:36

like what we use yeah, I mean we called

36:38

it out immediately like that's a fake mustache, right? Oh my god,

36:40

that made me nervous. But I think it was a Collin

36:43

was like

36:44

is that a fake mustache? I feel like I recognize

36:46

you and I was like, oh my god Worse

36:49

than Lou. Yeah

36:50

Hey, what do you mean? That's There

36:56

was like a meme on the reddit that was like a picture

36:58

just like a five dollar bill and it was like the budget

37:00

for charities brothers costume

37:02

Ridiculous

37:08

He did look ridiculous and he was

37:10

spying and I'm like, yeah, man I mean nobody

37:12

said also yeah this guy didn't the

37:14

Braden the guy who got the first impression The

37:17

issue was that he went back to the

37:19

bar after his little five-minute date

37:22

and he was like gushing and gushing because they made

37:24

Yeah, he's so excited. He was so excited.

37:26

He's being goobery Yeah, I could get

37:29

how like if you were one of the other guys you'd be like god This

37:31

guy won't fucking shut up about the girl that I'm trying

37:33

to get you it to it didn't strike me as anything

37:35

more than Just excitement. Yeah, no, I

37:38

kind of thought it was endearing in a weird way Yeah,

37:40

it's just like alright, he clearly is kind

37:42

of over excited But it's like look

37:44

he's just pumped about

37:45

and so I'm wondering if the brother,

37:48

you know Kind of let her know that he was being a

37:50

little bit extra Yeah, but they probably

37:52

cut out stuff maybe where there was more conversation Well,

37:54

she was like no, but I really like him and I think

37:57

and he was like, oh actually he wasn't that bad Yeah, I

37:59

think maybe that

37:59

My stuff might have got cut out. They stepped in the

38:02

park where he's like, he's in the ranch. Because Ryan

38:04

Case and Point, you said that you were

38:06

like, what, when she gave him the

38:08

rose?

38:09

Yeah, no, they suckered me in. Oh, they tricked

38:11

you. They had a 100% trick from an editing support

38:13

standpoint. Because all the other guys would go, Brayden

38:15

wouldn't shut up, he was talking. Oh,

38:18

I'm sitting there waiting for her to tell him off

38:20

and say, sorry, you gotta get out of here. My brother doesn't like

38:22

you. She's like, no, my brother doesn't like

38:25

you. I like you more now. Yeah. That

38:27

was basically what happened. It was so great

38:29

when the reveal happens, he takes off his terrible

38:32

mustache and wig, and then Brayden's sweating.

38:35

Brayden's like, yeah. What

38:39

have I done? Everyone's

38:42

just going through their mind, what did I say in front of this motherfucker?

38:44

Yeah, and everybody's like, gooping around and stuff. And he's

38:46

actually like, hi.

38:49

I

38:51

like the preview because of

38:53

the future episodes, you can see all his different little earring

38:55

styles. He's like, oh, you know, fashion icon,

38:58

Brayden.

39:00

But yeah, so what did you think about the host?

39:03

I

39:06

actively think he's kind of sucks.

39:09

He's just kind of like, I

39:12

think you called him a goober earlier. That's a perfect word

39:14

for him. He's got big goober energy. Big goober energy. Yeah,

39:17

I would not have fun hanging out

39:19

with him, I don't think. Not that he's a bad guy

39:21

or anything, but just kind of like. Seems like a perfectly

39:23

nice guy. A fine, nice person, but it just seems

39:25

like

39:27

two or three brain cells to rub together.

39:29

He's just there to spiral and talk to the contestants.

39:32

Finish the bottle. Bottle finished. He's

39:35

just there to be there and have no opinions. Yeah,

39:37

so he's the replacement

39:40

for the former host. I

39:42

think I remember hearing about that. Yeah, he got himself

39:45

in the hot water for having some, I

39:47

think, bad takes. Oopsie. And

39:49

I'm sure there's a lot more nuances to it

39:51

and stuff. I'm not super familiar. I just remember

39:54

hearing about it all, because I just watched the show and

39:56

read the subreddit, which

39:58

would actually make you think that I should.

39:59

should be more knowledgeable of it. But

40:02

you know, so he

40:04

has been doing it for two or so years

40:06

and honestly it's like, yeah, he's just inconsequential

40:10

and that's fine. You really don't need first

40:12

shows like this. Who cares about the host at the end of the day?

40:14

It would be nice if they were a little more charismatic into

40:17

it, but at the end of the day they're window dressing just

40:19

to get us from one transition to the next.

40:21

Yeah, and so like, but one of the,

40:23

I think, purposes

40:26

that like

40:27

you could say the host could serve as like

40:29

being the confidant and like the guidance

40:31

counselor for the bachelorette,

40:33

which I think the other guy had done a little bit

40:35

more of.

40:36

Yeah, I would not try to trust this guy

40:38

with anything. But yeah, and so he's a

40:40

former contestant. Oh really? And

40:43

he was a football player for. Oh,

40:45

okay, well wait, which team? Oh,

40:47

maybe I do like this guy. We may have some opinions

40:49

so we know what team he was on. Yeah, what position was he?

40:52

New York

40:54

Giants. New York Giants, he went pro?

40:57

And the Florida Gators before that for college.

40:59

Okay, maybe he is cooler than I thought. All

41:03

right, well I'll give him another chance. Yeah, you've only

41:05

watched one episode. He's goobery,

41:07

but he's inconsequential. He's like mine. And

41:10

I mean, now I feel bad calling

41:12

him goobery because he clearly probably has CTE

41:14

or something. I'm

41:16

so sorry about that. Look at his face. I

41:18

really trust where he is. Sorry

41:19

about that. Yeah, this is him really, Jesse

41:21

Palmer. Yeah, yeah, I mean that guy clearly

41:24

has been hit in the head multiple. Right.

41:27

Countless times. There we go.

41:29

Yeah, there he is. Okay, let

41:32

me see. Real

41:34

quick, when you were looking for that, I texted my mom.

41:37

Oh, okay.

41:38

Because our second cousin

41:41

is best friends from high school with a bachelor

41:44

that you might know,

41:45

Ben Flajnik.

41:48

Yeah, that's so funny because I

41:50

thought about him recently because they say that Joey

41:52

looks like him. He was. Okay, do people like

41:54

him or not like him? Oh,

41:56

Joey looks like this guy. I think he was more, he was another goober guy. People

41:58

didn't, he was a goober. I've never met this guy.

42:01

It's just a friend of my second cousin. So Well,

42:04

I gotta see how many degrees of separation I have with Spencer

42:07

you have one you went you graduated

42:10

Yeah, maybe if he was two years ahead of me, I think he

42:12

played football so real

42:15

quick we can look at this which is

42:17

just a Sort

42:19

of I mean maybe we don't need to show it on screen because

42:21

it's kind of ugly But if you guys want to look at it,

42:23

I do I do want to see this I'm

42:25

very curious about the data the data of

42:27

still together So what we're talking about right now is we're looking

42:30

at the Wikipedia page that shows

42:32

this is just for the bachelorette So this is not the bachelor.

42:35

That's fine. This is for every bachelorette

42:38

Was their proposal and then are they

42:40

still together? So the very first bachelorette

42:42

is still with the first. That's

42:44

awesome There's

42:47

a lot of no's and read That's

42:51

bad so this one there was not even a proposal

42:54

Yeah, that'd be funny she rejected

42:56

his proposal. Oh, that's awesome There's

42:59

a lot of stuff like I don't remember I can tell you the first season

43:01

that I started watching and this one Ali Fadoska

43:04

has been a good 2010 yeah,

43:08

that's the first season I watched and

43:11

then Runner

43:13

up so it shows you so this is the guy that you were just saying

43:16

cuz then he was the next bachelor after

43:17

that's Right. Yeah So

43:20

these ones and sometimes like they're together

43:22

for a long time and then they separate so like these

43:25

ones were together for ten Yeah, a lot of people

43:27

got married and were together for a while, too So

43:29

like this couple was together for like ten

43:32

years or something.

43:32

Yeah, they divorced only two years ago So

43:36

let's see. No. Well, we got

43:38

a yes. They're still together No

43:41

two yeses in ten years

43:45

Okay, we got two more back

43:47

to back that's nice good stuff or total

43:50

they're together Rachel Lindsay and Brian No

43:54

Cuz this guy was a man guy so

43:57

fun really Garrett you riggo. Yolyon

44:00

No, because this guy was a loser Jed

44:03

this guy was loved him though. Hello

44:05

Cameron. Oh, so this is the she

44:08

was 40 I think and

44:10

she picked the guy and they are not they're not

44:12

together. Obviously. Oh, she

44:14

picked that Clark. Yeah, they're not together I

44:17

know all those knows No,

44:21

they're just together anymore. Oh Michelle's

44:23

not with Nate anymore. No Shell

44:26

Gabby and Rachel. Oh my god.

44:28

Yeah Has

44:30

there really been a so so no one in

44:33

how many seasons go back up to the 13th season?

44:35

2017 okay. Well, I was only six Invested

44:39

with Gabby and Rachel. It was my first time like I'm

44:41

where Ryan is now I was like I

44:43

was getting tricked by everything happening in the show

44:45

every every edit I was I was

44:48

bought in and

44:49

then when I saw how it all went I was

44:51

like No Yeah,

44:53

or people still together in 25

44:56

out of the Bachelorette of this show

44:58

No, that is such those are terrible

45:00

numbers

45:01

if you'd like to we can skim through the bachelor

45:03

list Just pull it up It's

45:07

like it's so funny how they're like, you know, this is this is

45:09

it's almost like a lottery or something where you're like Where

45:12

you trick yourself and going? Yeah, no

45:14

one else. This is not worked for anyone else, but it's

45:16

gonna work for me on this Yeah, this

45:18

is the time where it works. Sometimes it does work

45:20

and like there's yeah sometimes four times in 25 Sex

45:26

of your life. Here's the thing is they also go

45:28

I know it works like to fall in love because

45:31

you can fall in love and people do but then

45:33

obviously doesn't work out

45:38

Wait, I didn't follow that again Like

45:40

it would still fall in love and have a relationship

45:43

for a while, but then maybe doesn't work out after that Okay,

45:45

so you're saying that that sometimes they're saying

45:47

that that's worth it for them

45:48

that that them falling in love for

45:51

a month or two Is or

45:53

ten years, you know, some of them are ten Ten

45:56

years and there's Is that

45:58

worth it? I don't know

47:56

Oh

48:00

am I forever person yeah these people

48:02

are like in their 30s like they don't got a lot of time

48:05

left Yeah, right Fuck

48:11

so I Mean

48:13

I think it's great that you're watching it I think

48:15

it's gonna be really fun to occasionally talk

48:17

about it on this podcast. We're watching for

48:20

her busset for bachelorette

48:22

I'm looking forward to some of it cuz

48:24

like it's just we're just getting started it gets Stupider

48:27

it gets stupider. Well we can't end

48:29

though without we got to pick our horses.

48:31

Oh, yeah, that's true. That's true We do now

48:34

I understand that we might all probably have some of the same

48:36

here Everyone pick maybe just to make

48:38

this easier like let's all get one

48:40

unique horse Okay, that

48:43

that

48:44

you know we each have a different one And then we can you know

48:46

maybe roll for the others make it random okay,

48:48

cuz I know my number one I'm gonna be your number

48:50

one. My number one is John

48:55

Data site that was your number one I

49:02

don't think any of the duplicate names are gonna make it

49:06

No Caleb's no, she's just be to

49:08

Aaron's

49:10

Who were some of the other people that she like bonded

49:12

with a lot? All

49:15

of these people's faces meld together into one human

49:17

being as they're all like so fucking

49:20

handsome. I know

49:22

Wrestlers out Roshan

49:25

rose Early

49:29

run you think Peter out I think

49:31

there's gonna be a little bit of drama look Braden I

49:34

wish I remember these people painted a target on

49:36

his back and these fellas are gonna

49:38

come for him like sharks to chum Yeah,

49:40

I might go. Oh, yeah, the tennis pro

49:42

from from Hawaii. What lives in Hawaii?

49:47

He's the one who had the trouble with the eye contact, but

49:49

still I wait Which

49:51

guy was the guy who like his mom wrote

49:54

a whole letter? Oh, that was hilarious That

49:56

was so my mom that was one of the

49:58

one of the white guys Yeah, I know it's one

50:00

of the white guys. I don't know which one. It's just like, it's

50:02

like, it's so similar from this far away. It's like,

50:05

guess who? Gosh, I know. What are the white guys?

50:07

And who is the guy who got the plane ticket? Because he was super

50:10

awkward. Dude, he's the one from Tennessee, and

50:12

he let me down. The one guy from Tennessee, I'm like,

50:14

all right, Tennessee guy. And then he goes, my

50:17

parents, they fell in love on an airplane.

50:20

So here's an airplane ticket. Is

50:22

that Warwick? Is that Warwick? Is he from Nashville?

50:24

Yes, Warwick. Warwick goes, here's an airplane

50:27

ticket. It's one way to Ohio,

50:29

because my parents fell in love on an airplane.

50:31

Wait, I want to see. Vote for me. So

50:34

he didn't make it? Did he not make it? Warwick

50:36

not make it. You said he disappointed you, so. Well,

50:38

he disappointed me in the sense that that was very

50:40

stupid. He used

50:43

part of his five minutes to. Yeah. It wasn't as

50:45

cool as the guy who came up with a diving helmet on. Yeah,

50:47

that was pretty awesome. Oh, yeah, Warwick is still there. He's still

50:50

there. What is that? Christ. I

50:52

love my favorite things at meeting

50:54

moment. I'm a commercial diver. Yeah,

50:56

after he takes off his weird ass helmet.

50:59

Donton. Sorry,

51:01

go ahead. Yeah. Donton's cool, but he's not going

51:03

to make it. You don't think he's going to make it? I don't know. I think he has

51:05

a chance. They have been sometimes something

51:07

blue that comes up. He seems like a nice

51:10

guy. I hate to say this, but he's

51:12

seems like a really nice cool guy. But I don't think he's

51:14

got the looks for charity.

51:15

Or she's going to be mean. I'm not being

51:17

mean. I think he's fucking gorgeous. I think he's

51:20

very handsome. He's tall

51:22

and just so handsome. Yeah, he's very

51:24

handsome. Who do you think is the most handsome

51:27

on here? Who's Ryan Haley? He's got to

51:29

look. As a person with a huge nose, I can spot

51:31

a giant schnoz. I don't know why

51:33

I think Joey's real cute. I don't

51:35

think he's going to make it. Who, Joey or Joe? Joey. Oh,

51:38

well, Joey, I think, is a better pick.

51:40

For sure. Is that your pick? I

51:44

might pick Joey as my horse. You better claim him.

51:47

I do. I think Joey. OK, all right, that's fine. That's

51:49

fine. Good, that's what I wanted

51:51

you to pick. He's never going to make

51:53

it. But he's not very tall, though. The other ones are way taller

51:55

than me. That's true. That is your. He's only six

51:57

foot. So I'm sorry. Who did you say you had? John.

51:59

You had John John such a good pick.

52:02

I think very him John's a good pick Joey's

52:04

a good pick honestly And I I think that

52:06

this is a my pick. I think I'm gonna go

52:08

Aaron B

52:09

It is a good pick But I

52:11

also think I'm getting suckered because they're making

52:13

it look like he's a good pick in the first So

52:16

are they really gonna carry no way of knowing there are

52:18

they really gonna carry that all the way to the fucking

52:20

end I don't know. I think I'm being edited. I'm

52:23

getting beat at my own game of editing And

52:26

then like Braden his he's got his first rose,

52:28

but it's just target on his back his days are numbered

52:30

Okay, so we all have our one picks now.

52:32

We're gonna do it random style just for some

52:34

extra control. All right Okay, I'm

52:36

gonna get my munchkin app up here

52:39

where that we have Well,

52:42

my munchkin level counter has Has

52:45

some dice some digital dice Okay.

52:48

Yeah, I don't think any Caleb's any errands are gonna

52:50

make it. Yeah, I agree with you. Yeah, Sean I

52:53

don't think Sean's going anywhere like he'll

52:55

be around for a couple seasons Yeah, or a

52:57

couple episodes and so that way he'll be

52:59

on the bachelorette I see later

53:01

like yeah You could look at these guys and see

53:03

their faces and their hairdos and be like that's a guy

53:05

who's gonna be on the beach soon. Yeah

53:09

Yeah, yes

53:11

three last season bachelorette I was looking these guys like

53:15

This guy looks like he's gonna be splashing

53:17

around in bachelor and paradise. Yeah,

53:18

he's gonna be on that beach You could tell

53:21

talking to the women they're like a little bit weird.

53:23

They've got weird hair, but they're super

53:26

buff

53:26

Yeah, like Caleb like Caleb got the

53:29

long hair got the cowboy hat

53:30

he's goofy. Oh that guy's that guy's going to the beach

53:33

Yeah, that guy's going to the beach. Yeah

53:36

backflip guy. Maybe he'll go to the beach

53:38

too Hey, now he's

53:40

handsome too. Yeah, Caleb. Oh man, maybe

53:42

over deck my thing about the duplicate

53:45

the salamander Oh

53:47

now that's husband material Okay,

53:50

okay. So here you go. I'm gonna now we

53:53

are now going to Roll a

53:55

dice. Okay, and then you're on your

53:57

number. You're gonna get that number and

53:59

then we're gonna get like three apiece

54:01

from the number okay okay okay

54:04

here we go so Lindsay this is your number okay

54:06

your number is

54:07

one so what does that mean so that means

54:10

you're gonna have Aaron S as your second pick

54:12

okay I gotta write these

54:14

down okay yeah me too yeah we'll write these

54:16

down so here's my numbers

54:19

I got five so I'm gonna go one two

54:21

three four Chris this guy Chris

54:23

here is my second so that's your second

54:25

pick okay so you got your first pick and your second pick is

54:27

randomly generated yeah and now I'm gonna

54:29

go here is your second pick Jacob

54:32

two from that guy so you have

54:34

James I have journey where's James show me

54:37

James he's from Chicago I got James

54:39

yeah I texted James's picture

54:41

to a friend of mine in Chicago who's an attorney I was like do you

54:43

know this guy

54:44

is he maybe is he the one who is

54:46

mom that's not a real guy AI guy

54:49

it looks like an AI guy mom wrote the

54:52

letter maybe I think so yeah okay

54:54

all right we're gonna do one more round of

54:57

randomly generated this is our number three this is your

54:59

number three Lindsay your number three is

55:01

four from James

55:02

so four four one two three four

55:05

wait also wait we need

55:07

to make sure that these guys who are picking are still

55:09

there that's true that's very true

55:12

god damn

55:14

it it's Chris around and we watch

55:17

the finale again the the

55:19

end of the show again it's

55:21

crazy cuz like I'll watch like one two

55:25

three four so also

55:27

does that include like counting well this

55:29

is a loose process sure we're

55:32

gonna just skip over those people but

55:35

whatever John Henry's your next guy

55:37

all right then me is the next

55:39

guy Josh you got number

55:42

one yeah I got one Josh

55:46

Josh I think is still around Wow

55:49

and Chris is still around right yeah what about James

55:52

yeah well then I need to get I need to

55:54

get a new one no I thought I did I thought I got was mine

55:56

oh then you should

55:58

get a different one if that was

56:00

it I need to know James to his James still

56:03

there whatever I'll just go my next number generated

56:05

from good

56:06

down you're

56:09

seen in real time us create this bad

56:11

bachelor that roulette game okay three

56:14

people from

56:16

Josh's is that guy what's his name

56:19

Michael is he still there I don't

56:21

remember that guy

56:23

okay those are my guys okay what's my third

56:25

one your third one is one

56:28

the next guy from Michael Nick

56:30

Nick without a K who Nick's pretty hot damn

56:34

it okay one guy after that then Peter

56:36

Peter Peter's gone Peter's

56:38

gone yes thank goodness

56:43

the intern he's got a hot shot

56:46

I think that's pretty good I

56:49

like hot shot I wish I was gonna end up a bachelor

56:51

in paradise with the other rejects so

56:54

hold on I kind of sorry to go back

56:56

the fuck were my people yeah

57:00

you should have written them

57:01

down who was your first pick

57:03

well my first pick was Aaron B and

57:06

then you got

57:07

you should get Spencer just give you give you

57:09

Brian's not one spin right Spencer you

57:11

know only for my hotel or buds and

57:14

then you have we'll

57:18

be able to rewatch the clip

57:21

from this podcast Elise so

57:25

it's there and

57:26

then one of y'all had Mike or

57:28

no Michaels gone and thanks gone yeah or no

57:30

Michael is there yeah I think I had Josh I think

57:32

I had Josh and then one

57:34

other person in the middle there but I forget who did

57:36

I have Joey James and Sean okay

57:40

all right all good then we will be keeping

57:42

up with bachelorette roulette every

57:45

time we can't ever fuck is Tanner

57:47

I don't know thanks

57:49

for watching bachelorette

57:52

you guys I'm excited for this journey and I do

57:54

think we'll have to have a watch party some point in the

57:56

next couple

57:57

months I love how we've

57:59

turned this podcast into just reality

58:01

reality TV the podcast guess what?

58:03

guess what? this is what we do nobody

58:06

want to do this podcast and so we

58:08

do what we want I used to only

58:10

be on podcasts because I wanted to talk about