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Hey everybody, welcome back to the Funhaus podcast.

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My name is Lindsay and I'm

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your co-host along here with my

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co-host along here with Ryan.

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Let's go! Funhaus podcast!

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It's Tuesday, let's turn up, bitches!

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Well, when this comes out, it's Thursday. Oh well,

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whatever. And also, anybody can listen to it

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whenever they want. Or watch

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it whenever they want. This is probably, I'm

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probably talking to some person

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300 years from now that's listening to some civilization

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thing they dug up from an

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earthquake. Look at this disc! It's

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the Funhaus podcast. It's

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like, who did that? Well,

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hello! Hello, everyone. Future civilizations. Oh

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God, I thought that, so

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Rick, our producer came in here, he's doing stuff. He's adjusting

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a camera in the middle of the show, cool. Startled

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me. Anyways, Ryan, how was your

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weekend last weekend? Did

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you hunker down for the hurricane?

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Oh yeah, it was the hurricane weekend. Yeah,

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that kinda sucked a little bit. I don't really

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love.

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Rain? Yeah, or

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hurricanes, or storms. Well, I don't think people

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love hurricanes, but storms,

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people love storms. I guess. I went

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in, I watched a bunch of movies. I went to a movie,

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I saw Strays, that R-rated

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talking dog movie.

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Is that Will? Yeah,

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Will Ferrell's the main dude. Yeah,

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he plays Shithead, aka Reggie.

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Good or bad? No, it was great. It was great?

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I really, really, really liked it. You know,

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the trailers, I

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was like, okay, I get it, talking dog,

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R-rated movie. Something actually,

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which I kinda felt ripped off. Obviously,

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in my long list of cool movie ideas,

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I had an R-rated talking dog movie. I

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guess it's not the most original idea, but

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so anyway, they totally fucked me, but theirs was really

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good.

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Look who's talking now, asshole. That's

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the R-rated version. But

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it was a great talking dog movie. animation

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was amazing like it just looked incredible

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and their mouths moved awesome. Well

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it was live action right? Yeah live action.

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The animation of the mouths moving.

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It wasn't real talking dogs? No, no.

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Oh shit. Let's pretend. So

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I recommend that and that was kind of the highlight of

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the weekend. It was pretty low-key not really much to happen

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in.

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Well that's so great that it was good

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and not bad. I saw an ad for it on the side of a bus.

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Yeah. I

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played a lot of video games

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and I live pretty high up

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in a building and

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we were playing video games and so it's been raining

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on and off all day and suddenly I'm like Arlen

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stop moving my chair and

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I'm like what's going on and

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then I look out the window and I see

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like the out the window it's like going

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back and forth.

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Oh the earthquake. Because it was like 2 40 pm

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and I'm looking at my boyfriend and I'm

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like and he's like what's happening? I'm like

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is it an earthquake? It's fine. It was like

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his first earthquake.

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Is it weird being in an earthquake? Because

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you're kind of up in a building. Is it weird being

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up there with the... It was

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weird because I was like is this okay?

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Yeah that's what I would be feeling. I'm

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like am I gonna is this whole thing gonna topple over? But

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I mean like all the buildings in LA are built

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on you know the San Andreas

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Fault so that you can fall into the giant

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crack in the earth. They're built with

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her

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earthquake like in

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mind of like I forget what they're called like rollers

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or something. Yeah yeah but what about the big

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one baby? What about the big one?

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No one's prepared for the big one and we all know what's

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coming its way overdue. Why the fuck are we living

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in this city when there's a big one coming that's

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overdue? Because are you kidding me? It's beautiful

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here. Yeah but can you imagine how stupid we're all

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gonna feel when that actually happens? And there's a

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big one just happened. You know so many people

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died it's like did anyone warn anyone

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about this? Yeah for decades.

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Yeah but like everyone's been talking about

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it. Another like several

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decades. I know we're morons

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we are living. in the eye of a storm right now

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that we never it's a time ticking time bomb.

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Yeah, but you're never going to move. Yes, I am.

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Where are you going to move? Huh? Where

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are you going to move? Probably back to the American South at some

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point. Whatever. Whatever.

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This all dries up this.

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This awesome thing we got going around here,

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you know, but who knows this could go on

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forever. Probably. I

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don't know. Decades at least. You

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think about this job or this life? Yeah. Yeah.

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Well, yeah, I mean, no, I'm not

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scared. I'm just, you know, I live my life and

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I don't know. It's probably not going to happen in our lifetime.

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See I'm terrified. We're high up right now though. Are

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you not terrified right now? We're high up right now. Yeah.

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At any moment this could just, you know, the big one happens and

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then we're literally 6,000 feet underground.

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Well, is it worth living a life

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in fear? You don't think about it every day. You don't

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even think about it ever until we talk about it. Probably

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every minute. You don't think about it every minute. I

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think about it at the frequency of sex. I'm

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either thinking about sex or I'm thinking about earthquakes.

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That's

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the big one. I'm thinking about my

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big one or the big one. Well,

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I, there's probably too much information, but one

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time I, the one

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few times that I have felt an earthquake was during,

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I was having sex. Oh wow. And it was one

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of the coolest things that's ever happened to me.

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That's why they call it a motion of the

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ocean. It was one of those,

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it was like not a long one. It was just like a duh duh

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duh duh duh duh duh duh duh. And

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I'm just like, and you know, and too

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much information, but she was on top and then I was And

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I'm like, what the fuck was that? Like,

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I was like, you? Was that

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you? How

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did you do that to me? Did you do

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that? But it was, it was awesome.

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I wish that happened every time.

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She was probably a witch. She probably wasn't an earthquake

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and she was a witch. Oh, you fucked a witch. I don't

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even consider that. She

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had a long green nose and anyway,

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a big wort, a huge wort all

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over. doing incantations.

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Dry eyes started coming out of me. Anyways

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so I've never

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been

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having sex during an earthquake but I was on the ladder

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once. You were on a ladder? I was on a ladder painting

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like set walls. It wasn't like a tall tall ladder

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but I was like up high painting and I

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was like I was in film school

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I was like oh my god what's happening? That

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sucks. Scary for you. That was like 2008 in

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July. Well

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it's more honestly I don't know what's worse because

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yeah like you're saying an earthquake every year

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or so you know obviously hurricanes

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never happened. This was my first hurricane.

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This was insane. That was insane

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that there was a hurricane and then

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that it was like an earthquake in the middle. On top of

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it yeah but back at home

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there's fucking twistas. It's

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tornadoes and I hate

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those even worse because those are those are

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actually scarier you know. Those are very scary.

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You're like oh oh the

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news says the twist is around us and it's a category

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four. Everyone you know get

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down somewhere and then you're just sitting there like alright

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this is literally the whole tornado could take

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this house and eat it at any moment. I'm just

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here underneath the desk.

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I love watching the videos though. Of

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tornadoes? You sick fuck. I

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think that they're crazy. Yeah they're

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crazy but when you see them and they're like

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really really the big wide ones. The

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fat ass tornadoes with the big asses

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yeah. Some witch cast a spell

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on those. Yeah this twerking tornadoes. Oh.

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But yeah I mean like I

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I the big one I don't

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know what's gonna happen but also

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everybody your words everybody was freaking

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out I mean it'll happen one day but I don't know if it'll happen

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while I'm here. Anyways everybody was

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freaking out being like oh

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getting all that like all the store like I was on the

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LA subreddit over the weekend and

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people were losing their mind of like people either

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being like oh my god it's really terrifying or

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people like making fun of them.

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those people. And then

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I loved the, I got a lot

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of messages from friends and family which was

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I like appreciate that they were thinking about me. But a lot of

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them

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were like sending me things of like

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this person from Florida gives all their advice

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on how to be in a hurricane. Like

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one post on like a Reddit that I saw was

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like

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just everybody in LA okay there'll be a moment

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when you're in the eye but like it's not

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over yet. And I'm like I

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was in fifth grade science like I

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know how a hurricane works also like

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it's not gonna be a hurricane when it's here.

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I was just like oh my god

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it's kind of

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I don't like to use this word but it was kind of cringy.

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I was like stop stop.

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I felt like a moron because I like it was like

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Friday night or something I'm like fuck I

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like I don't have enough supplies for

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like I hadn't really prepared or thought about like

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oh I'm not gonna go out tomorrow really

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maybe. And then one two things that

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sucked is that I didn't I was like I'm running out of toilet

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paper.

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Oh yeah you need toilet paper. I don't need toilet paper so

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that was a problem. You know and then you don't get a bidet?

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I wish I need one. But then also

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I was like fuck I don't have enough food. So then I just

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like immediately went on to Postmates and ordered

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like six Dave's Hot

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Chicken sandwiches for the weekend.

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And then I have. How about

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you go to the grocery store to get toilet paper

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and food? Because I was it was already raining

9:26

and shit. It was like I was like I should

9:28

have left. I could have left. No

9:30

it was more like. It

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wasn't raining until like late Saturday. Mmm it

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was definitely raining on Saturday afternoon

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right? Am I crazy? Maybe I'm

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getting my days mixed up. Maybe it was Saturday.

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Yeah maybe you're right maybe it was Saturday night that I decided

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to order all this hot chicken and stuff. And

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you know who was not happy about that? Your

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postmate? My asshole.

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Oh yeah I am. You

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were gonna say my asshole postmate

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or? No every day I wake up and I'm

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paying for my hurricane chickens. Well

10:03

Ryan, cause any like normal

10:06

person would be like, I'm going to go to the store and get

10:08

food that can like, nobody's

10:10

like, let me order six Dave's

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hot chickens to survive the hurricane.

10:15

Because yeah, you're just asking for a hurricane

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out of your asshole.

10:18

That is what happened. Yes, the hurricane

10:20

did not reach Eagle Rock, but it did reach my asshole.

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And Dave's hot

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chicken squirted all, nevermind.

10:29

I would go into the weather report of my asshole. That's

10:32

what I would see around. Oh,

10:33

this is very, Ryan,

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there are a lot of people writing down their notes

10:37

for their Ryan lore. Oh

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my gosh.

10:40

This has never happened. I mean, it's happening

10:43

right now. That's,

10:47

gosh, I just can imagine like a world where

10:51

you're like responsible for other

10:54

people. That's

10:56

why I go to the sperm bank and have other people be

10:58

responsible for my other people. Like

11:02

a post-apocalyptic, like I would

11:04

read that novel of like the

11:06

character of you, like

11:09

responsible for a group of people like

11:12

in a post-apocalyptic

11:14

world. It's like that

11:17

saying that in a world

11:19

of the blind, the man with one

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eye is king.

11:23

And basically I'm trying to think

11:25

of a way to format that where

11:27

it's like in the end. I

11:30

don't know. Somehow I'm the king. I

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don't know how, anyway.

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I'm just like, you

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know. Yes.

11:42

I don't even, I think I lost my train of thought

11:44

because you're just. You ready for bust and for bachelorette?

11:46

You're blowing my mind. Well, we will

11:48

talk about that today. Okay. I'm

11:51

sorry, I don't mean to run your podcast. I

11:53

know you're producing today. Yeah. I

11:56

mean, I am producing today. I'm just

11:58

saying my life. I'm sorry, what the fuck did

12:00

you just say? We're just keeping it casual,

12:03

you know. Keeping

12:05

it very casual. Next.

12:12

Next topic. I

12:16

normally, I write everything down, but

12:18

my brain has been in a lot of places.

12:21

So there's another

12:23

podcast that I've been working on, not

12:25

my podcast, but I've been helping work

12:27

on the- You're gonna come on our podcast and talk

12:29

about another podcast? Yeah, well it's also a Funhouse

12:31

podcast. But it's not the Funhouse

12:33

podcast, it's the Filmhouse revival

12:36

that's gonna come back.

12:37

Baby, I love movies. I don't know if I ever

12:39

told you that. Big fan. Yeah. I've

12:42

watched so many of them. You're gonna like this podcast. It's

12:45

James and Patrick, and they're

12:47

talking about some old movies.

12:51

Specifically old movies? Most of them are

12:53

old movies, yeah. Give me, throw some out. Ooh,

12:56

well I don't know if I should spoil what their first

12:59

episode is. Okay, here we are. They're

13:01

gonna probably do some announcements

13:03

and stuff, but I just wanted to kinda tease it, because

13:05

I've been working on it a little bit.

13:08

Also, I think that I can talk about this

13:11

too, because by time I

13:13

think that this episode comes out,

13:15

everybody will know that my show on All

13:17

Good, No Words is ending, which I

13:19

don't know if you knew that. Damn, I didn't know that. It's

13:22

sort of like a bittersweet thing, which

13:25

I totally was not planning on talking about this, and maybe

13:27

I'm not supposed to, but

13:30

it was a lot of work for me. Yeah,

13:32

shows are a lot of work. I

13:35

did my whole set. I designed it and decorated

13:37

it and put it together for every

13:39

time we shot, except for a couple where we got to shoot

13:42

two in a week or something.

13:45

Pretty much working on that show, besides

13:47

Gabs, who's our editor for All Good, No Words,

13:50

was just me and Rick,

13:52

and we had an intern who would help set up stuff.

13:55

And then I had a guest come on and do them all, but

13:57

it was a lot of work and

13:59

it was overwhelming. and so I'm

14:01

kind of at peace with it going away. And

14:04

maybe I'll do another project in the future. You've got a lot on your plate. But

14:07

like those kinds of shows when I like did my comps,

14:10

which is like just my comparisons to other shows that I wanted

14:12

it to be like, it was like,

14:14

you know, binging with Babish, like

14:16

what it is now, like Claire

14:19

Safitz, you

14:21

know, the also like British Bake

14:23

Off, like those are the vibes

14:25

and the feelings I wanted. And I'm like, those are massive productions

14:28

with a lot of people. And so

14:31

I was just doing all of it by myself and it was definitely

14:33

overwhelming. So I just wanted to disclaim

14:36

that.

14:37

Basically the fact that it's ending, I feel like I can

14:39

really shift all of my focus back onto like Funhaus.

14:42

And so I've been trying to like

14:45

put my fingers in little different things. That

14:47

sounds weird, but I'm trying to put my

14:49

reach into stuff. So I was like, let me help

14:51

with some of the stuff for the Filmhouse

14:55

Revival, which it has a different name. It'll have

14:57

a new name. Filmhouse

14:58

isn't Filmhouse anymore. It's gonna have

15:00

a... Movie house? No,

15:03

I'm not gonna say the name either because it's their podcast.

15:05

Cinema house. Anyway, so I was like, oh, let

15:07

me do the string out and let me help with that.

15:09

And we're also prepping for like

15:11

a really big live stream on

15:13

Friday. So

15:14

that's... Well, I guess if you're listening to this, it's

15:16

coming out tomorrow. If you're listening or watching

15:18

this on Thursday or even on Friday,

15:21

it's gonna be on Friday. Please come

15:23

to our subathon. The Final Fun-Tear.

15:26

It's called The Final Fun-Tear, but I do wanna clear

15:29

up the messaging with that as well because people, there

15:31

was a little bit of panic, I think, and some responses

15:33

to that. I'm like, is this the last live stream? Is this

15:35

the end? It's not

15:37

the last live stream. It's not the end.

15:41

We are doing a subathon.

15:43

We need members. We need lots of Funhouse members.

15:47

We are trying to figure out what 2024 looks like.

15:52

And so us getting

15:54

more members to support what we're doing,

15:57

that's the goal of that live stream.

16:00

It's just, it's the beginning of

16:02

this era, of the end of 2023,

16:04

of like, we're putting it all, we're

16:08

putting it all, we're doing lots of like, tier

16:12

rewards for that stream, like, one

16:14

of the tier rewards is that if we hit a certain amount

16:17

of members early on, it's like one

16:19

of the first tiers, then we're gonna do another

16:21

stream for Halloween.

16:23

Fuck yeah. Which will be

16:25

very exciting. And- The last

16:27

one was a total shit show, if you're over, wasn't

16:30

it? Or was that the- That was a

16:32

Halloween, that was a drunk stream though. That

16:34

was Save the Bats? That was Save

16:36

the Bats, yeah. That was, was that

16:38

last year? I, time is

16:41

a flat circle. Well, I guess it was. No,

16:44

it wasn't. Yeah, it was. It

16:48

was a year ago that I was- Shit, yeah, cause don't- I was puking

16:50

out mayonnaise and whiskey or whatever

16:52

the fuck. Yeah, and I, cause my costume

16:54

was Moira from Shits Creek. Okay, and

16:56

I was bobbing for apples. And you were

16:58

bobbing for apples. Oh, Save the Bats, wow. Oh

17:00

my God. Was it a difficult stream? I was trying to

17:03

find this graphic that

17:05

I made. I won't tell

17:07

all the tier rewards, cause it's, well, I mean, actually

17:09

I can't, because the stream is tomorrow. So

17:12

I don't have it on screen, but I was just gonna

17:14

talk about some of them. We

17:16

have an extra bonus disc

17:18

golf video. Ooh, yes. Yeah, that

17:21

you know all about. That I am putting

17:23

together. There was one hole that did not make it into

17:25

the original video. Yes. That's

17:27

gonna be a membership

17:29

exclusive for our members. We're

17:32

gonna have another Starboys and Minch, dramatic

17:35

reading, everybody loves Minch. Everybody

17:37

loves Minch, that's like the name of his sitcom.

17:39

Or

17:41

everybody hates Minch. Funhouse

17:45

role plays and GTA RP. That'll

17:48

be exciting, I think, cause

17:50

I'm excited to do that. Ryan

17:53

the birthday clown.

17:55

Is that this? Oh, this

17:57

is a goal for some, okay, so I don't have to be.

18:00

prepared for my birthday clown routine? Not on

18:02

the stream. Yeah so I came to the Funhouse crew

18:04

and I was like guys I used to you know

18:06

I've done my birthday party routine

18:09

it's a

18:10

replicable routine I've done hundreds

18:12

of times for these for birthday parties

18:14

I was like whoever the next person

18:17

at Funhouse whose birthday it is I should come in and

18:19

do the whole thing you know we got games

18:21

we got balloon animals I do I don't

18:24

know I have other things I don't want to ruin you

18:26

know magic so

18:28

not the gathering

18:30

but so anyway I'm gonna come

18:32

in and I'm gonna do my party

18:34

routine for the Funhouse crew and

18:36

you guys have to get into it I

18:39

can't wait. Channel your inner eight-year-old.

18:41

I hope that Jacob's birthday is next I

18:44

think okay so

18:46

it would be good I think Jacob would be so

18:49

deserving of it as well mm-hmm I

18:51

want to see this though and I'm not gonna be in town for Jacob's

18:53

birthday. Damn

18:55

all right well here

18:58

I'll give you a preview of what I do. Preview

19:01

like oh hey where's the birthday girl oh you're

19:03

the birthday girl oh high five birthday girl

19:05

oh high five! OW! God!

19:08

Oh you're so strong

19:11

and that's how I get them on my side okay

19:13

you know because they they're they're little kids and

19:15

they feel like they've hurt the birthday clown and then they

19:17

want to do it again yeah over and over repeatedly

19:20

like oh let me do it again do

19:23

it again. You know

19:25

and then they're just putty in my hands it's

19:27

uh whatever you know it's

19:30

a metaphor.

19:33

But yeah that's

19:35

the beginning that's a little taste. Okay great

19:39

for our audio listeners I was

19:41

making her give me a high five and then whenever she gave

19:43

me a really light high five I I acted

19:46

like it really hurt and she was a superhero yeah

19:49

if if she if if Lindsay was eight

19:51

years old she would have eaten it up but she just stared

19:53

at me blankly like I was crazy because

19:55

she's 35.

19:56

Um laser some feelings too

19:58

which was a uh

19:59

The RPG that we did a couple

20:02

years ago, Patrick wants to bring it back,

20:04

I think it'll be very cool. There's

20:06

also Starboy's Board of Hell special,

20:09

which is a whole Patrick and

20:11

Jacob shenanigans. I can't

20:13

wait for that. And then

20:16

we got real time truckers. That's

20:18

all I'm gonna say about that.

20:20

We wanna do

20:22

maybe must be dice one shot mini series where

20:24

we do little singular campaigns of like, here's

20:26

this little story, instead of doing like the arc like we

20:28

normally do. Have

20:30

you ever seen space truckers with

20:32

Dennis Hopper? No. Okay, moving

20:34

on. We'll

20:37

actually play Bunker Builder. That was a video that

20:39

you guys did where you didn't actually play the game, so.

20:43

Does anyone know that yet? I think it comes out

20:45

on Friday. Oh, does it really? All right, well, spoil

20:47

the line. You'll get that, you'll understand that. No,

20:49

we played the game, we played the game. That's an inside joke right now. We are playing

20:51

the game. Trust me, you can see the menu

20:54

on there. Also on this list, pretty

20:56

high up, so we wanna reach it, we gotta reach

20:58

it. Kings dilemma returns. Is that

21:00

really what we want to do? People

21:03

want it. Do they? Yeah. People

21:06

wants it. I don't know if they want me in there. We

21:09

take on Silent Library, which is like a fun

21:11

kind of like little be quiet, don't wake

21:15

the boss type of game. Which

21:19

I think that would be like a video. And then

21:21

the top tier is meet Elise's puppet pals

21:23

and that's membership content. So if you wanna

21:26

meet Elise's puppet pals, which is like,

21:27

I think this, people

21:29

want that. And then we also have every 300

21:32

members is a spicy treat challenge

21:34

where you gotta pull a thing out of a hat, but you should bring

21:36

your

21:37

Dave's Hot Chicken sandwiches. And

21:40

then. Can we give away, I brought

21:43

this up the other day on the Mortal Kombat stream, but

21:45

remember, I found two bags full of

21:47

old DVDs by a tree

21:50

outside. So I would love to give

21:52

the signed copies of Ghostbusters and stuff away or whatever.

21:59

But I don't know if that's possible. I can't even

22:02

burn you for the insanity of what this

22:04

is because I would say, does anybody

22:06

want that? But yes, they do want that. They

22:09

want that because you guys are crazy. So

22:13

I'm like, yep, they want that. And

22:16

then for every annual first

22:19

membership, because on Rooster Teeth First, you

22:21

can sign up for an annual membership. So for every

22:23

single person who gets an annual

22:26

first membership, they

22:28

get to write something and you have to write

22:30

it on your shirt.

22:31

My Metallica shirt. I'm going to Metallica

22:33

on Friday, the day of the

22:35

stream, Metallica and Pantera

22:38

in the round at SoFi Stadium. I'm on the

22:41

floor, it's gonna be amazing. And yeah, I'm gonna

22:43

have a blank white,

22:45

blank slate Metallica

22:47

t-shirt, homemade, and anyone

22:50

can write anything that they want to have

22:52

on my body while I'm at Metallica. And

22:54

I will keep it and treasure it forever.

22:57

So that's pretty exciting.

22:59

Those are all the fun perks. And then on the

23:01

stream itself, we have lots of really fun segments.

23:04

We're gonna have Jeopardy again. We're

23:06

gonna do some, we're

23:08

gonna check into the world of Sims again.

23:10

I love playing that Jeopardy game.

23:12

Yeah, that Jeopardy game's really funny to want. I

23:15

also love it. Yeah, it's really fun. And

23:17

tons of other like crowd control stuff, which

23:20

we've been doing a little bit on the streams. So

23:24

I'm really excited for that. It's gonna be a really

23:26

good time. So make sure you tune in. It's

23:28

gonna be on Friday, August 25th, from 10 a.m.

23:31

to 7 p.m. Pacific

23:33

time. And

23:37

the other thing I wanted to say

23:39

about that was something

23:41

and now I don't remember. So maybe it doesn't matter. But

23:44

we got some cool graphics that I made.

23:46

Did you see Funhouse Spaceman? I

23:49

did, yeah, I look good. I look good. You

23:52

can go look at the flyer on our socials. We're

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25:20

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25:25

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25:29

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25:36

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25:39

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26:00

listeners, I look really nice now, like the people

26:02

on The Bachelorette. Yes, he's wearing a polo.

26:05

I wanna actually start off this segment

26:07

by just saying that I

26:10

invited Ryan and Jacob

26:12

over for dinner and

26:14

The Bachelorette

26:15

almost two weeks

26:18

ago now. This was such a stupid story.

26:20

This is so funny though, because we were

26:22

like, oh, this is so great, I invited

26:24

two grown men to come watch The Bachelorette.

26:27

It's gonna be a really nice time.

26:30

And Lindsay had all this nice stuff, she cooked

26:32

us this amazing spaghetti and meatballs

26:34

dinner. We had

26:36

red wine that we were sipping on. And

26:39

then two minutes before Bachelorette

26:41

was supposed to start, what happened?

26:42

Well, we were eating because we were like,

26:44

okay, it's about to start, so let's finish eating.

26:47

And it was 8 p.m. and I'm looking and I'm

26:49

like breaking news, special

26:51

report. When is the Bachelorette gonna start? What is this?

26:53

And Trump is being indicted.

26:56

The former president, Donald J. Trump, is

26:58

being indicted for the fourth time, which

27:00

apparently is big breaking news, even though

27:02

the entire country

27:05

doesn't give a fuck because it happens so regularly.

27:07

So we're like, well, fuck, Bachelorette,

27:10

it's gotta start pretty soon, right? I mean, this has gotta

27:12

be a brief thing. Cut to an hour

27:14

and a half later, we're still eating,

27:17

we're sipping on our

27:19

wine, we've already eaten our spaghetti and meatballs,

27:21

we're just sitting there waiting for The Bachelorette to

27:23

start

27:23

while we watch. The fucking,

27:26

you know, the prosecutor in whatever,

27:28

Georgia. The DA. The DA in Georgia,

27:30

give her a whole rundown of the indictment, it

27:33

fucking sucked. We were sitting

27:35

there like, okay, well, I

27:38

was like, basically I made up a rule in my

27:40

mind that I was like, if it doesn't start before when it

27:42

should have ended, you guys should just go home. Yeah.

27:45

But it did end up starting, it was like an hour and 10 minutes

27:48

late. And

27:48

it's two hour show, so. It's a

27:50

two hour show, it was like the special. The mental

27:53

all.

27:54

But that was really funny and I sort of just, I think poetic

27:56

for the way that this is all.

27:59

gone down this year. I

28:02

just, it's just the image of,

28:04

I'm sure we weren't the only people having a little bachelorette

28:07

party around town. Oh, I was on the subreddit

28:10

on like the bachelorette subreddit because

28:12

sometimes I go there to read the T, the behind

28:14

the scenes T, and people

28:16

were losing that there's like a live thread that

28:19

people chat in while the show's airing.

28:21

Yeah. And people were like, what

28:23

is this? This is not fair. Why would they do this to us?

28:25

Trump ruined his ass. Trump

28:27

ruined his ass. They were like, this is a very Barbie of

28:29

you. A lot

28:31

of really funny stuff in that thread.

28:33

So people were, yeah, it wasn't just us. They

28:36

were like bars around, you know, LA

28:39

watching people and bars being like,

28:41

just their eyes glazed over

28:43

watching this breaking news. Yeah.

28:46

It's funny. I had a friend who watches the

28:48

bachelorette,

28:49

but then she hit me up,

28:51

was like, yeah, I'm not going to be able to watch the

28:54

whole bachelorette finale or whatever tonight

28:56

because apparently the indictment is about to go

28:58

down because she works in the news. Yeah. And

29:01

I'm like, oh, damn, well, that sucks for you. I

29:03

know that that her thing was

29:05

going to affect us too.

29:06

Yeah. And that's how I go. Fuck.

29:09

But we did get to watch it. And that was like a fun

29:11

little night that we had watching the

29:14

bachelorette men,

29:16

bachelorette men tell all. And

29:19

the braid, aka the braiden show. The

29:21

braiden show. And so

29:23

that was nice. But then last or

29:26

this week, I guess, was the finale

29:28

and it is over. So this is going

29:30

to conclude our bussing for bachelorette.

29:33

It's

29:33

been a great season. Lindsay, I never

29:35

expected my first season. I never

29:38

expected to watch a whole season

29:40

of the bachelorette. Your entire

29:42

season like recap, like for

29:45

watching something for the first time, like how did

29:47

it, how did you think of it?

29:48

So it was a lot of fun

29:50

to talk to you guys about. Of course.

29:53

I had a great time keeping up with it so I could, you know,

29:55

we could come and have our locker or water cooler

29:58

conversations at the office.

29:59

Here on the podcast like that

30:02

was great like my I

30:04

would say I don't love the show

30:07

Overall as much as I kind of thought I would

30:09

by the yeah, it's fun Why

30:11

did you think that you would love it? I think you

30:13

would not you would just be like indifferent towards

30:16

it No, because I know the the powerful

30:20

How You

30:22

know

30:23

shitty reality TV is is designed

30:25

engineered for everyone to do

30:28

get addicted to it Yeah, so I understand that and I

30:30

kind of like that about some reality TV You know what I

30:32

mean? Like I I had fun keeping

30:34

up with the scandal all last year with Vanderpump

30:36

rules Yeah, the season that was cool. Even

30:38

though it's like I don't give a fuck about these people with

30:40

their lives But now I do, you know

30:43

So anyway, I thought that I was gonna become a little

30:46

bit more enraptured in the whole thing I guess just

30:48

there's a couple things for one The

30:51

I think the 90 minute runtime of these episodes

30:54

hinders it because it's too much TV It's

30:56

like for what it is like like

30:58

an hour would be perfect. Yeah, like an hour and a half

31:01

It's like I don't need to watch a whole movie of the that's

31:03

a red every week Yeah, you know, it's

31:05

too much TV or too much of the same thing

31:08

and then on top of that I

31:10

was talking to Charlotte earlier and she I said

31:12

something I basically agree with it's like at the beginning It's way

31:15

more fun because of all you know, there's a whole all

31:17

the dudes are hanging out. It's a different story

31:19

that's happening Yeah, it's like you're it's like It's

31:22

funny because of just how many people there are and then yeah

31:25

as they whittle them down it becomes way more about

31:27

you Know each relationship with

31:29

each little, you know, dude and some of that

31:31

is interesting But it's not as I don't

31:33

know what we call it funny entertaining Dramatic

31:37

but it becomes a different kind of show which

31:39

is cool but then I would also say

31:41

that towards the end like it's

31:44

it's such a strange show because it to

31:46

me it gets robbed of any Real dramatic

31:49

tension because to me was so obvious

31:52

what

31:52

was going to be the finale I want to say even on our

31:54

last busting for Bachelorettes. I've said

31:56

well, what's gonna happen is he's gonna

31:59

she's gonna pick Daughton

31:59

And then Joey's going to be the next bachelor

32:02

called that shit 100 million miles away.

32:04

Like that's exactly what happened. And yeah, and

32:07

even when they started because that's

32:09

what it has felt like the trajectory, but

32:11

then on the finale, they start making you kind of question

32:13

the dot and thing, kind of thing. Oh, wow. She's

32:15

really the Joey. I'm like,

32:17

that is so just the editor's fucking misleading.

32:19

I guess I'm not falling for this. But

32:21

here's the thing, though, is like I said this before,

32:25

sometimes they do that and it's like a double reverse.

32:27

It's like a double, you know, reverse. Yeah. So

32:30

sometimes you never know what you're going to get. They do

32:32

change it up from season to season, which I think is something

32:34

that you just sort of like

32:35

know about the certain reality show

32:38

that you've watched. Like, oh, I know how they do this

32:40

time after time. When you're watching something

32:42

new, I think it's much easier to be like, I

32:44

was so on the money about this

32:47

and I got it exactly right. But then it's

32:49

also like if it's your first time, there's also the opposite

32:51

of that, where you'd be like, well, I was totally surprised and

32:53

I didn't know. It's like any given season,

32:55

you could be like

32:56

called it or what the fuck. Like,

33:00

but yeah, she did pick she picked on

33:02

which we did. We knew that we knew we were like, it's going

33:04

to fucking be

33:04

done. It's going to be fucking dreamboat. And I didn't

33:06

realize like, like somehow I always just imagined

33:09

this like the finale

33:12

reveal, the final reveal or whatever, being

33:15

like a rose ceremony where they go. There's the

33:17

two guys sitting there and then she goes

33:20

and

33:20

the person I love the most is you,

33:23

you know, and the other person goes, damn. But like

33:25

I was not ready for how they actually reveal,

33:28

which is to me really weird and stupid kind

33:30

of where like all of a sudden it's like one

33:33

car pulls up and it's the second

33:35

guy. So you know that this person is about to be the

33:37

loser. Yeah. And then

33:40

they like they like show you a close

33:42

up of his feet getting out. And then they pan up.

33:44

Yeah. And it's Joey. And that's

33:46

how you know the rest of the episode,

33:48

because once that's happened, like, OK, well,

33:50

process of elimination, Dottin is the winner.

33:53

And this guy's the loser. It was just such a

33:55

bizarre way to reveal the

33:57

whole. And there's like 30 minutes left in the show.

33:59

So that was kind of interesting. I

34:02

think that the way that they do that is maybe

34:04

one of the few decisions I think that they

34:06

do where I think

34:09

they are considering the feelings

34:12

of the people who are getting

34:14

out of those cars. Boooooo! Boooooo!

34:18

The Bachelor! I'm just kidding. That's

34:20

nice of them. Because you get so far in

34:22

it and at that point they have already been

34:24

separated from the group of guys, right? I

34:26

think they get separated after they get back from

34:29

hometowns because there's like four dates

34:31

that always the Bachelor or the Bachelor

34:33

goes to meet their families. And then there's

34:36

the three, then it goes down to three and at

34:38

that point they get separated.

34:40

Like they're not staying together, the guys are

34:42

not staying together anymore because she's going

34:44

to these like romantic one-on-ones and I

34:46

think that

34:47

yeah, either they're sleeping together or they're like really

34:49

just talking to each other without the cameras, which

34:52

is like such a different experience than like talking

34:54

to.

34:54

Each other with cameras.

34:58

And that I think

34:59

is what makes them be like, oh, I do like

35:01

this person or it's not as much as I thought it

35:03

was. And at that

35:05

point it would just be I think

35:08

they've had it before where they maybe sometimes

35:10

put them back together like you slept with her. Me

35:13

too. But like I

35:16

think that traditionally now they just keep

35:18

them separate. And then like this one was even weirder

35:20

because she sent one of the guys home and did not

35:22

go to the fantasy suite. So then there was just two and

35:25

I missed the beginning of that episode because I was playing

35:27

Overwatch, but I was like, oh, fuck the bachelor, the bachelorette.

35:30

But I miss Aaron. I

35:32

don't and I didn't even notice until I was like,

35:34

oh, yeah, he came back and

35:35

what happened to him? But I saw

35:37

the two dates like with the family. So it was ridiculous.

35:40

Yeah, because basically

35:42

in the last episode, Aaron had come

35:44

back all the way to Fiji. I was like, I'm

35:46

please, you know, take me back. And

35:49

so she as she starts this episode off and going,

35:51

OK, you should come back and be the third one. You

35:54

should be the third person.

35:54

You know, thank you for coming.

35:57

And then so then that happens.

35:59

And it's a hard cut to basically the Rose

36:02

ceremony, you know, the next one. And

36:04

she's just like,

36:05

Aaron, you're not one of the last two. It's

36:08

like, OK, why do you

36:10

even want him back in for a minute?

36:12

Television producers. See, that's where they're

36:14

not concerning people's feelings. So they go, we got to just make TV.

36:17

Well, that's all right. He's on Bachelor in Paradise already. He's

36:19

on Bachelor in Place. And on top of that, in the promo, he's

36:21

already like, it's

36:23

like, so he's like, I think I love you. Like

36:27

right after he's talking about on this

36:29

show, we're watching him falling in love with charity.

36:31

So

36:34

I mean, I'm happy to hear your thoughts and

36:36

opinions on the show overall. I mean, yeah,

36:38

it's like one of those shows where it's very much one

36:40

sort of story happening in the beginning or like one sort

36:42

of vibe of like, it's a bunch of dudes

36:44

or a bunch of girls in a house and they're competing

36:47

for somebody. So there's all these

36:49

big

36:49

games and stuff that are happening, like literal

36:52

games like dodgeball, like song,

36:54

dodgeball, beach, dodgeball. But

36:57

then later, it's more like, OK, now this is like

36:59

a dating show. And

37:00

we're seeing. But the reason why

37:02

I like that part is because that's when they go to places.

37:05

And they only went to one place in this

37:07

show. Anyways.

37:08

Yeah, overall,

37:11

I did have fun. I'm glad I watched it. I probably

37:13

might not stick around. But I do think I

37:16

have gotten jumped over to Bachelor in Paradise

37:18

a little bit. That one's really

37:20

fun. I think what you were

37:22

looking for out of this, you're really going

37:24

to get from Bachelor in Paradise because

37:26

it's just shit show. It's

37:28

just nonstop shit show. They do have

37:31

sprinkled moments of like, oh, that's a cute

37:33

couple. Maybe that could work out. There's been like,

37:35

there might be more, but I know exactly

37:38

like one couple for sure who

37:40

got together on that show. And

37:43

this was like four years ago maybe. And

37:45

they're about to get married now. Nice. They

37:47

made it that long. It

37:49

was funny because in the. Which is cute.

37:51

Yeah, that is cool. And then

37:53

in the in the

37:55

audience, the studio audience for the finale of the Bachelor,

37:58

I felt like so tuned in because I'm like, oh, my God.

37:59

God, that that's grocery store

38:02

Joe from Bachelor Paradise. And

38:04

I'm watching right now. And there's this guy. Grocery

38:06

store Joe. Grocery store Joe. I'm

38:09

in the

38:09

know. There's something now you're part of Bachelor

38:11

Nation, Ryan. Feels

38:13

good. Feels good. So but I think

38:15

that it's going to be more of like what you're looking for.

38:18

So I'm really excited for maybe to

38:20

come back to that when we get there to do. Well,

38:22

we got to we honestly should watch

38:26

starting September 28th. We should watch the

38:28

next season of Bachelor of Paradise just

38:30

because now it's like got a bunch of the people from this season.

38:32

Oh, yeah. Watch that. Braden, Aaron,

38:34

at

38:35

least one other person I want to say.

38:36

Probably. Yeah. Some of the other white guys.

38:39

Sure. So, yeah, I think that'll

38:41

be a really fun thing

38:43

to watch and talk about with you. And also

38:46

airing the same day, which you don't have to watch this if

38:48

you don't want. But I know Jacob and I are excited.

38:49

I can't wait. I'm at the Golden Bachelor.

38:52

Yeah, of course. Because it's I think I'm like,

38:54

yes, fuck me up. I want to cry

38:56

at old people falling in love. I'm

38:58

hoping it's a little bit of that.

39:00

Oh, yeah, it'll be like that. And I

39:02

watched the promo for that where it's like him and his daughters,

39:04

you know, hanging out. Yeah. Like

39:06

I've said this before, and I don't mean

39:09

to rag on, you know, it's just like I wish they

39:11

I wish they'd taken a little more time and found a

39:13

better Gary. I don't. Gary

39:16

seems lame. You know, we don't know.

39:18

We don't really know him yet. I mean, I've

39:20

seen I've seen three conversations with

39:22

him and all of them. I'm just going, all right. You're just

39:24

kind of like, I don't know. I

39:27

don't mean to rag on this old man, but, you know,

39:29

it's like he doesn't seem very entertaining.

39:30

Well, we'll have to just kind of lame old man,

39:32

not a cool old man. They needed the

39:34

second guy. Some aversion of him,

39:37

his wife died. So,

39:39

yeah, you're old. That happens.

39:41

You know, I feel for him. Well,

39:45

doesn't mean he's entertaining. I

39:48

know that busting for Bachelorette is not something

39:50

that would have been on the Funhouse podcast

39:52

four years ago, but I had a really fun

39:54

time doing it. Honestly,

39:57

another another not a complaint,

39:59

but it was just kind of. Like I laugh so

40:01

hard when you know this

40:03

whole thing to me like like the whole thing

40:05

is literally leading up to an engagement Right.

40:08

Yeah, and it's like here you are I'm getting on one knee

40:10

and then that shot is basically he

40:13

opens up the

40:14

thing and it's a Basically a commercial

40:16

for that guy Neil Elaine is I'm

40:18

like, what the fuck is like the last 20 years

40:21

I know I heard but I didn't know about Neil

40:24

Lane and all of a sudden it's like you do Show

40:27

just paid for by this diamond guide so

40:30

that for this one shot it like

40:32

was so

40:33

Obvious and in your face Or

40:38

even like the episode before the finale when they're like

40:40

and I got to meet Neil Lane Oh, I'm going

40:42

to talk to Neil Lane and then Neil Lane

40:44

is gonna come here And it's like they keep saying it and now

40:47

I've said it a hundred times. But no,

40:49

it's it's very obvious Cuz

40:52

then the guy just this old guys like

40:54

got your ring and it's like one ring. It's like this

40:56

is perfect

40:57

So,

41:01

yeah, it is one big diamond commercial ridiculous

41:04

I go if I ever get engaged give me like a piece

41:07

of rock from the The driveway

41:09

if I give me a piece of gravel

41:11

if I get engaged. I want to Neil Young to

41:13

take me to Neil Young. Okay But

41:17

anyways, I get like I said, I had a fun time doing

41:19

busing for Bachelorette I look forward to talking about the other

41:21

episodes and when does survivor start?

41:24

That's a great question I want to say it's actually

41:26

like the day before Fucking

41:30

the bachelor stuff. It's Wednesdays.

41:33

We're gonna have a Wednesday and Thursdays must see TV,

41:35

dude

41:35

What

41:41

was we were sent yeah, we're gonna

41:43

be simping for survivor and busting for Bachelorette

41:45

in Paradise It is the

41:47

day before I knew it but

41:49

I'm not gonna be back until I'm coming back

41:52

into town on the 28th So

41:53

yeah, I'm

41:55

taking a trip. Yeah, and my

41:58

family's survivor draft is here. Oh

42:02

shit. Coming up so you know. Okay

42:05

so when do they announce all the people who are gonna be on the show?

42:09

Very soon like usually Entertainment

42:12

Weekly comes out with like a big spread of all

42:14

the the bios and quotes

42:16

from them and stuff and that's kind of. We'll have to do

42:18

that.

42:19

But yeah

42:21

thanks for busting for the Bachelorette. Thanks

42:24

for watching. Make sure to tune in to the big live

42:26

stream if you're watching this before

42:29

Friday August 25th. Check

42:31

it out it's from 10 a.m. to 7 p.m. Pacific

42:35

Standard Time and Omar.

42:39

This is my busting

42:42

for Bachelorette costume. Well cuz

42:46

I try to look nice for

42:48

charity and you

42:50

know they come in with tuxedos and stuff and this is

42:52

my version of that. That

42:55

I'm taking off the second part that

42:57

we cut.

42:58

Ryan showed up to my house

43:00

wearing this and I text a picture

43:02

to Elise. I said look the guys are here and she

43:04

goes did Ryan dress up? Yes.

43:08

It's that's right. I got nice for charity.

43:11

Yeah sorry we were about to say

43:13

goodbye to everybody and we will do that now. So

43:15

thank you for listening. Thank you for watching if you want to see

43:18

more busting for Bachelor Gary

43:21

and Paradise and I'm

43:23

not sure Gary can bust anymore. Okay

43:25

well thanks for listening and yeah

43:28

we'll see you guys next time. Peace!