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Hey

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everybody, welcome to the Funhaus podcast.

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It's your weekly dose of some Funhaus.

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My name's Lindsay and I'm here as always with

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Ryan, who is a co-host of the Funhaus podcast

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and apparently Jacob. Jacob

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Fullerton, also a frequent member

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of the podcast. But you know what, I like it that

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way and I think it's fun.

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I like talking to you guys. Yeah, so.

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Good. Do you like having Jacob here talking

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about stuff? I love it. He can just talk about anything.

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I can. Bring it forward, name

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something. Oh shit. Uh. Uh.

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Hardcore pornography. Oh, that's pretty sick, go

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on. Yeah. What's your favorite?

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No, tell me more. Oh, you want me to tell you more? Yeah, go

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off on a tangent. I like when there's a. Okay,

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we're gonna have to censor this. Okay, I like when there's a bad

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dragon involved. A bad

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dragon involved? Yeah, you know what bad

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dragon is? No, is that a specific

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genre of porn? No, it's like. Ryan, you don't

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know what that is? It's like a company

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that sells like the

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craziest, most grotesque dildos.

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In the first 20 seconds, we're gonna,

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come on, we can't say stuff like this in the first,

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we gotta save it for halfway through the podcast. We've

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already broken those dildo seals, so. We

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don't get demonetized right away. I'll get into more detail later.

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Yeah, I wanna hear more about the bad dragon. Yeah, about the liquids

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that you can have. Shoot out of us. Different

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liquids. Anyways, Lindsay, take it away.

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We're just hanging

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out here, having a good time. We've been talking about

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work and our weekends because

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we record these pretty early on in the week. They

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come out on Thursday for everybody to see and

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enjoy.

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Or to hate listen. Or

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to hate listen, or to hate watch, which

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is probably, there's a decent amount of people

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out there. But at least I feel like comments

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and stuff are pretty good. Let's check on some comments

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from a recent.

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From one of our podcasts? Yeah. Ooh,

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I like this. Why not? Spicy. It's

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funny, actually, in one of the comment threads,

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there was somebody who was upset

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that I did not watch Survivor. I

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saw that. They were like, can't

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believe she, Rick sent this to me and I was like,

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why would you fucking send me this when I'm just trying

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to, like. Well that was part of the dynamic

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of Simmons for Survivor. You

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honestly, I thought it was kind of, even though I gave

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you shit for it in the last episode, I thought

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that it was, it's almost important, you were acting as a surrogate

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for the audience. Most people

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out there don't watch Survivor. Yeah.

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Thank you. So you were like, oh, you were

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playing the person that was like just having all this information

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unloaded onto you against your will.

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Which is what we're doing to these people out there when we talk

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about Survivor. And I was able to ask questions that maybe

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the audience could have been like, I wish that somebody,

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would they would have talked about this. Yeah.

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Yeah. But this comment said pretty selfish

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of Lindsay to not even give Ryan's show a

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try. A little harsh.

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It's very harsh. Well I mean I do think,

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I mean I do halfway agree with him, it

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was selfish of you not to watch Survivor. So

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I mean I can't lie. I

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have noticed this, not just. But

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I understand. You're gonna make it worse. I'm gonna

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make a production sample and I understand. Not just this, but

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I've fallen into a few comments as well

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where it's like,

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well, Jacob's pretty mean

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just to Ryan. Everyone on

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this channel is fucking mean to me. But it's

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fine, I'm good with it. As

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part of. I was looking back at the fawn of

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the drug Zelda and I was like calling you a cocksucker.

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You call anyone a cocksucker is funny. Well

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we always laugh about it afterwards. Like immediately afterwards.

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Do you think I'm mean to you? No,

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I'm kidding. John, like in that. You

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do have to clarify because they will take things

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very literally. Take for instance this eight ball

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game that we just played about

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right before this board is held. I wanted to ring

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John Smith's neck. Because

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he was going after me, he was changing the rules mid game

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and fucking me over for the content.

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And I'm like, but I really wanna play this game and you're

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a fucking cheat my ass. And you know,

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and so mean. You got something fucking. Yeah

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you got a cocksucker. Let's go. Of

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my fuckingTHAT pops That'

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You don't want to eat tacos! You have anything

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to say for yourself? For audio listeners, just... Yeah,

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Ryan was cheating. No, he made

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the eight ball go off, and

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I was still holding my ball. He was trying to fucking

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go quick to fuck with me, but I was holding

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my ball. I hadn't even put the ball down

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there. It was totally negated the whole round

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as far as I was concerned. Y'all will see it in the video, but

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basically all of us were ready. We

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were all ready to start the round. No,

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we were not. Ryan was

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playing with his ball, looking at it, and so

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I said, all right, let's get started. And then he

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goes, all right, Ryan gets a minus four. You

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know, bullshit. Yeah,

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consequences. But it was

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funny. I definitely, in the game, I'm like, I'm

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getting way too heated about this five-year-old

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eight ball game when

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I was pissed. I wanted John to fuck me.

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That gives a lot of context for just, like, the distant

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screams and howls that would just hear it while

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you guys were off shooting this, because I was way

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over on the other side, and I was like, damn, what's going

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on over there? We wanted a real fight, but we wanted

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each other. I just want to make it clear. I love Ryan,

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and it's only when we're recording videos that

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I call him a dipshit. He's

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actually a very cool, very smart guy.

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I love you, brother. I love you, you piece of shit.

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Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck

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you.

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That was a surprise. Yeah, wow, a fourth guess. So

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look at that, okay? You never know what you're going to get here

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on the FHP, so they

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probably want us to go forever.

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What? They never want the podcast end,

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because it's such a good time. Oh, yeah, I'm sure. It's

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going to take a 10-hour podcast. Yeah. But

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yeah, we love reading the comments. I can't

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even say that, really. You

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don't like reading the comments? It depends. I

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like it. I love it. It's

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tough, but I think that applies to the internet overall.

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You know, people... I like... We've

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talked about this before, but you know, obviously

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you love the good ones, you know? Of course. And

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then even the bad ones, like, there's

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some people where I'm like,

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I see the grain of truth in this comment.

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I don't necessarily think I would have phrased

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it this way, but then there's some people where I'm like, I

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don't believe that at all, or I don't

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see that at all. Like this person's wrong. Right.

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If it's Star Wars related, I'll get in there. That's

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fair. But honestly, there's definitely a big chunk where I'm

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like, I see where you're coming from, but I'm

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trying to disagree.

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I mean, so I did, I actually responded

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to one of the comments that was like, can't

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believe she didn't watch at length. What'd

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you say? I said, you know. You got

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really muck. But also

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they followed up with, but to be fair, Lindsay

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can do whatever the fuck she wants. And I was like, you know what? That's

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true. That's true. And when

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we did the first listing

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of all the

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contestants and stuff, I was like, I'm gonna watch

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this. And then I think one or two weeks went

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by and I hadn't made time for it yet.

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And then I was like, well, maybe we'll just do

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the thing where- You were too far behind. Yeah, where I

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was like, I won't watch it and

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I'll just catch up every time we do

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a segment. And I think that worked out well. And to

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be clear, I also said no pressure.

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You don't have to watch The Bachelorette. I think

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it'll be fun and it'll be funny, but

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I was like, you could do the same role. It could

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be reversed, but- No, I'm gonna

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bust for The Bachelor. You can bust out good

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for The Bachelorette. Those episodes can be long.

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Yeah, so I- Well, Survivor's about to go to 90

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minutes an episode next season. Oh,

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so that's what these are. But I skipped through the

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commercial, so it's really only like 63 minutes. Yeah.

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Or you just, on Hulu.

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I can't really think about that. I'm gonna

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be watching a fucking Survivor feature length

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film every single week. Every week, it's like a

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movie a week. It is

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a lot. And sometimes I just skip past

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the date bullshit. I'll be like, ehh.

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You don't watch the dates? What the fuck?

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It's the entire thing. I'm just like- We're

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already learning something. Getting them in the house, drama. The first

7:46

episode's always great because it's like, well,

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this is The Bachelorette, so there'll be a bunch of men

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in the house. They'll come, they all do gimmicks.

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They pop out of boxes or their heads on platters.

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Oh, the gimmicks are so ridiculous sometimes.

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And playing with and pranking

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each other's balls. stuff right

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now they're trying to impress the woman oh but I thought

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when they were just hanging out together in the house they don't

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show much of that because it's not there's not a lot of drama

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there except for when

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there is drama because like so-and-so

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made eggs for everybody he didn't make me eggs what

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the fuck yeah or it's that or just like them

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like telling like sneaking off

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to tell one of the girls like this guy said

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this one thing it'll

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be interesting yeah we'll see how it plays out in

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the bus and for bachelorette recap

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yeah we got we got a like a what like a month

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before that starts happening yeah but

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there's a lot there's some good TV coming out I was just

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lamenting yesterday that I was kind

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of bummed because I don't have like a Sunday show to watch

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right now which is the end of the weekend

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I always like that little

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bow on my weekend of like getting together with my

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partner and we watch a TV show and

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I always really enjoyed that like it was before

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you know Barry in succession for the last forever

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and now we don't have a chip on Barry yeah I need

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to watch Barry but for example you

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know or even a show weekly like I was watching

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Ted Lasso but that's over was Last of Us

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a Sunday show or

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was that like a Saturday I was trying to remember

9:04

that was either Friday's maybe

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or Sunday yeah but either way I think it was

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sort of like the thing you could watch it you could save stuff

9:11

till Sunday and put a little bow on

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your weekend but like

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I also saw rumors about Ted Lasso

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you didn't watch Ted Lasso no I've

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started multiple times

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I do like what I've seen but I'm not

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enough to continue I

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still need to watch I just don't have Apple TV right now so

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shit I'll give you my I mean we won't

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we don't share accounts like that yeah we wouldn't

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do that in public but

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uh it there

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they ended it was season three I won't

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talk about this a lot but they were like there's three seasons

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and that's it Ted Lasso is over but then

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like they spent a lot of the last season not focused

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on Ted Lasso a lot

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and so now I think it might return

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as a new iteration of something about

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all the same characters in the universe okay

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okay spit off okay cuz

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it's They said something on their social

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that was like, these guys are,

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there's hope or something. These guys look like

10:06

they might, I don't remember. So they're

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gonna expand the lasso verse. The lasso

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verse, it's the Richmond verse.

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But you know, like that, but also, is

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there any shows coming out this summer? I mean, Game of

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Thrones, we gotta wait till next year, right?

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I have no idea. For House of the Dragon. House of the

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Dragon. Yeah, it assumes so.

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I don't have anything I mean. There's some making up. What's some

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good summer TV? I think You Should Leave just got dropped on us

10:29

on Netflix. Have you watched all that? I've seen a couple

10:31

clips from it. I need to watch it though. It's

10:33

something else. I saw the

10:36

bit with the drive through, the pay it forward

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one. That one made me laugh.

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Oh, see, I've been hearing, or

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I've been seeing that a lot on my, on

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the old TikTok. That one gave me some good giggles.

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Yeah. Yeah, I would say like

10:50

the last season, I thought the last season was

10:52

kind of hit or miss, you know, but the hits

10:54

were hits. Yeah, and I think like hit or miss. And

10:56

this is very much that way where I'm like, there's like

10:59

two or three, I'm like, I really don't like

11:01

either of these, you know, and then all of a sudden

11:03

one will crack me up. The episodes? Make

11:05

up for the sketches. Oh. Yeah,

11:07

inside the episodes.

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Oh, I see. From sketch to sketch.

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Sketch to sketch. Yeah, I'm excited to watch. I need

11:12

to actually sit down and watch it, but I want to watch Barry first.

11:15

TV, so much. I still got so much TV to watch. Did

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you like Succession? Yeah,

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I really liked Succession a lot. Really? Yeah, I

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thought it was awesome. Even the finale, I thought

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it was, it was a great finale for that show.

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It was pretty

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true to the show. It wasn't a

11:31

lot. I feel like a lot of finales try to do the

11:33

most extreme thing, you

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know? Not to

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get into spoilers. I haven't watched it, but I was

11:39

curious about if

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that was your kind of show or not. Yeah, it's

11:44

a different, yeah, I liked it a lot. That

11:46

guy's cool. Yeah, that's like after Barry, I'm gonna

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watch Succession, all of it. I've tried Succession,

11:50

and it's for me the kind of show where it's clearly

11:52

about these people who are really miserable

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to each other, right?

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Yeah. There are a lot of

11:58

those. But it's one

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of those where the style of it, do

12:03

you like Aaron Sorkin or something like that?

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Really chatty, lots of dialogue

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driven. I

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mean I like Nora Efron. That's

12:11

dialogue, baby. Okay. I love

12:13

stories. Sure, yeah,

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well I really like that stuff. Where

12:18

it's just like people talking in

12:20

no way that real people actually talk, but

12:22

it's really well written and dramatic

12:25

and clever. Yeah, cool. It's like there's tension

12:27

in just dialogue scenes. That's what I liked about

12:30

like early Game of Thrones and stuff, there's so much

12:32

talking. And it got so tense. And

12:34

there would be like very little action. But it's

12:36

just like you just wanna hear these people talk to each other

12:38

and outsmart each other and screw each other over

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and stuff.

12:41

I really like clever dialogue for sure. But

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I just, I found that I could, I also,

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I have to find a good guy. I

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have to be able to like invest in a character. I

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have to, or I

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don't know, that's just how I am. That's just what makes

12:54

me really. You're missing out on so many good stories.

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I really couldn't, I couldn't get it. We watched like two

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and a half episodes of White Lotus and I struggled

13:03

getting into that as well. Really?

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Yeah. Now, yeah, like

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I get a little tired. There's so,

13:09

there's only so many ways you can say that the 1%

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fucking sucks. You know? Right.

13:14

Where it's like all right, next. But White

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Lotus I thought was one of the better ones of that and

13:18

Succession 2, but they're different. Yeah. So

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yeah, I liked White Lotus a lot. Way more than I thought I

13:23

was going to.

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Did you watch that? I didn't actually

13:27

get all the way to the end of the second season. I

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feel like the setting was a big part of it. Sorry.

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No, no, I just watched like mid

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Star Wars shows. Okay. Oh yeah,

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all the Star Wars shows. Yeah. And

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all over and over.

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Because you got it. Yeah, Patrick and I, we have the sickness

13:44

where we have to watch every Star Wars thing. And

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we do dutifully. Then we come and complain

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to each other about it. No,

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but I will watch Succession very soon. I

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just want to watch Barry first because I've actually, I've

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watched three seasons of that and did

13:58

you watch White Lotus? No, not White Lotus. Okay,

14:00

wow got a lot TV and then like there's like

14:02

more black mirror coming. Oh hell

14:05

yeah, so Down to clown with

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that yeah, it's upsetting how close

14:09

it gets to reality The

14:11

more you watch Yeah,

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aspire to

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We invented ourselves yeah, yeah,

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well, I mean you see You see

14:21

stuff now. That's like a real story and then somebody's

14:23

like that's some black mirror That's black mirror

14:26

shit like cuz they already made an episode about

14:28

something like that um But

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I honestly I mean another comment that was

14:33

from last week's podcast was like I think might

14:35

have been the same one But about like Lindsay says she

14:37

watched so much TV But like

14:39

I actually haven't been watching that much TV because

14:41

I've just been playing a lot of Zelda And

14:46

I have no time for anything else because

14:48

I when I do something and I that's why I

14:50

do when I do watch TV I can binge

14:52

watch pretty easily because I have an addictive personality

14:55

So I will so if I'm in the Zelda guess

14:57

what that's it I'm not doing anything else

15:00

if I'm into when I play Minecraft.

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That's it. I have no life I

15:04

played quite a lot of video games while watching Survivor

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Constantly switching my focus

15:12

But there was last weekend

15:14

the Xbox game showcase

15:16

obviously they don't do e3 anymore Which

15:18

was for me always a really fun event

15:20

to go to had you ever gone to in a

15:22

three? But have you been to any

15:25

gaming conventions or anything conventions that's

15:27

besides RTX? I

15:28

went to wonder con How did

15:30

you like that? I had a blast. It was fun.

15:32

Damn. I mean damn met up and win I've

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been to I mean, I've been to a million

15:38

film festivals. I don't know if that really counts

15:41

That's

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still cool that's what I mean it's cooler

15:45

than a game But I mean also

15:47

I guess like III is more of like a expo.

15:49

It's like a I have been to eat

15:51

I went with Wisecrack. Oh,

15:54

really? Yeah, we went to need three one time. Yeah

15:56

down at the Do you know by stable sir,

15:58

right? would have been 2000 let's

16:01

say let's go say 2015. Oh,

16:04

okay. Okay. There's some stuff happening

16:07

then there's E3 was. I went that year.

16:09

Pre-pandemic E3 was something.

16:12

Yeah, well, there's been a post pandemic

16:15

E3. They

16:17

cancel it, but they still do a lot of stuff

16:20

in games around this time of year. So like

16:22

they did like the summer

16:24

games fest and then

16:26

this Microsoft Bethesda showcase

16:29

and then there's like the PC one

16:31

right after that. What is is there something

16:34

that's coming up still? I don't know about coming up.

16:36

I do know that there is the PC one right after the

16:38

Xbox one. There was yeah, we didn't

16:40

watch that. No. What

16:42

was it? They just had like a whole bunch of

16:44

PC games trailers and stuff was a

16:46

PC gaming show probably every

16:49

game at the PC gaming show. How come we didn't watch

16:52

that? It was a long list. I didn't even know.

16:54

Yeah, I didn't either. I just saw it afterwards. But

16:56

yeah, I've only been to the like tail

16:59

end of one E3 where John Smith and I

17:01

went to play the

17:03

new Destiny

17:05

mode which was gambit at the time. So

17:07

we just like kind of walked in as everybody was leaving and then

17:09

hung out at this bungee booth and played Destiny.

17:12

That's cool. Yeah.

17:13

Now that's cool. But either

17:16

way, it's like around this time of year pretty much like

17:18

they a lot of games companies and

17:21

Microsoft and whatever they'll do

17:23

their big. Hey, look at us. We're

17:25

doing shit. Here's all of our games. So

17:27

a bunch of games trailers

17:29

like world premieres and stuff like that. So

17:31

I was going to talk about some of the games and

17:34

some of them you might have heard of but some of them you

17:37

might not have.

17:37

Yeah, you have a list. I was

17:39

looking at a list right before this. I might have one to Xbox

17:42

game showcase and starfield direct.

17:44

So starfield is a big game. It's coming out.

17:46

I've been seeing that word on my Twitter

17:49

feed. Sorry. Yeah. Yeah. I've

17:52

never heard of it before but is it a series that people

17:54

have been playing for a while? No brand new. It's

17:56

brand new. It's do you know the

17:58

game fallout? I've heard of Fallout.

18:01

And you know the game Skyrim. Yeah, the studio Bethesda.

18:03

You've heard of Skyrim. You've heard of Skyrim. I've heard

18:06

of Skyrim. Fallout has a little cartoon man

18:08

with the radiation symbols. Yeah.

18:11

That's all I know about it. I assume

18:13

it has to do with post-apocalyptic wasteland

18:15

stuff. Bingo. And then Skyrim, I don't

18:17

know anything about the story or anything.

18:19

You're dragonborn and you have dragon

18:21

powers. It's fantasy. It's more of a-

18:23

It's like medieval fantasy. So not, when

18:26

I hear Skyrim, I think sci-fi. Oh

18:28

really? Because of Sky. No

18:31

man's sky. The rim of the galaxy. Yeah.

18:33

I mean, there's like kind of the two main franchises

18:36

that Bethesda's been

18:37

pushing for basically their entire existence.

18:40

There's Fallout and then there's Elder

18:42

Scrolls, which is like- Skyrams. They

18:44

have different names. Like Morrowind, Oblivion, Skyrim.

18:47

Skyrim, I feel like, is the one that got the most popular for

18:49

sure. In terms of genres, I am way

18:51

more into post-apocalyptic-

18:53

Crash Bandicoot? Oh. Post-apocalyptic

18:57

stuff than fantasy stuff. Yeah, yeah.

18:59

Fallout was

19:00

the post-apocalyptic one. Fallout's really cool. That

19:02

one might be a fun entry for you to dabble

19:04

in for after Kingdom Hearts is done,

19:06

is playing a little bit of Fallout. I was talking to Charlotte

19:08

about it. There's a lot of ways to play that kind

19:10

of game. Getting some New Vegas. What's the

19:12

difference, or how similar is Fallout

19:15

and Bioshock? They're

19:17

pretty different from each other. I feel like Bioshock

19:19

is more about like dystopia than

19:22

it is about a post-apocalypse.

19:24

Because Bioshock always like takes place in the middle

19:27

of like just some time period in

19:29

America, like it'll be the 60s. And then you go down into

19:31

the ocean to this like weird art deco. You

19:34

see it initially as like, it's like a failed utopia

19:36

that's now like been like

19:38

decayed into this weird nightmare.

19:40

Or like Bioshock Infinite, which

19:42

is in like the 40s or something. And it's

19:44

like this beautiful sky city, but there's all this weird

19:47

fucked up shit going on. But yeah,

19:49

and Fallout's like,

19:50

the whole country's nuked itself.

19:53

And this is what's left. All these weird monsters

19:55

and people just living in these bunkers and stuff.

19:57

I feel like I like both of those. Yeah.

19:59

But I think it would be really fun to, I

20:02

would enjoy watching you probably like kind of dabble

20:04

in Fallout. I would say Fallout 4 just because

20:06

it is the newest

20:07

and it's probably the most like, I

20:11

mean it's the newest so I

20:13

think that's. I guess there's Fallout 76, that's

20:15

a different kind of beast. But it always takes place in

20:17

a location that's like recognizable

20:20

like Fallout 4 is in like Boston and

20:22

stuff. So this is big like weird little

20:24

city has popped up in the remains of Fenway

20:26

Park

20:27

and stuff like that. So it's always interesting

20:29

what they do with it. Like Pittsburgh in

20:31

Fallout 76 is called The Pit. It's

20:34

like got all this post apocalypse

20:36

stuff in it. My favorite post apocalypse game

20:39

is Eagle Flight on PSVR. I'm

20:43

in a post apocalypse. Is that a post apocalypse? Paris

20:46

and everything's run over and you're just

20:48

flying around like an eagle. I didn't know it was a post

20:50

apocalypse. It's a very loose

20:52

part of the game. Oh okay, you're busy

20:54

being a bird. Wow. But I love

20:57

that game so much. I'm such a good

20:59

bird. I'm such a good eagle. What

21:01

do you have to do? Do you just like move your head? Yeah,

21:03

I literally move my head. Yeah,

21:07

you can do as much of that. It's really fun. That

21:09

does sound cool.

21:09

Yeah, we should have

21:11

an Eagle Flight tournament. An Eagle Flight tournament?

21:14

For real, all we would need is two of them. And

21:16

I have one I could bring. How do you beat

21:19

somebody? How do you beat somebody? Yeah, like if

21:21

you're at the tournament, you have to beat your opponent, right? So

21:23

essentially it's like capture

21:25

the flag with, you have to bring

21:27

a flag back to your nest. So

21:30

there's two nests on either side of Paris. And

21:32

so it's essentially, So

21:35

you have

21:35

to flap your wings? Sometimes

21:38

I'm doing this. But

21:41

yeah, like it's capture the flag. So

21:43

I have to, I can go, ah, I do like the

21:46

echo thing at you. And then that'll make you drop

21:48

your, if I hit you. Oh, so you can play against

21:50

people. Oh yeah, we're playing against each other. It's capture

21:52

the flag one on one. We should do that.

21:54

One on one Eagle match. And then yeah,

21:56

you can just do, best out of however many. That's

21:59

a great idea.

21:59

Yeah, don't forget this. I

22:03

realize I like watching Ryan win, and

22:05

things. Thank you, Jacob. He's

22:08

the only one here at the channel.

22:10

Good talking to you. He's gonna talk

22:12

to John about this. This is just because

22:15

of the big fanfare that happens. Yeah, you get so excited.

22:18

It makes you happy. Aww. Nobody

22:20

gets happy. It's only like it because it makes me happy. Yeah, nobody gets

22:22

as excited about winning as Ryan does. I'm

22:25

here on me. You're going down

22:27

on the record. I had that Street Fighter VI tournament on

22:29

stream the other week. How awesome was that?

22:32

And James showed you how to beat literally

22:34

anyone, including him. It

22:37

was so funny to watch. James

22:40

showed him, just play Zankief, you just have to push this

22:42

one button. If you grab them

22:44

three times at any point, it's

22:47

over. You win. So Ryan just had to land this move

22:49

three times without losing, and then it would be over. I did

22:51

it.

22:51

But then I also would play people as Zankief,

22:54

and I would win that too. And you

22:56

call Zankief Zankief. Well, whatever.

23:00

So anyway, we've proven the concept

23:02

that I am the best Zankief. Yeah, we'll

23:05

do an eagle flight tournament

23:07

in South City.

23:08

Yeah, that's how you win. What

23:10

does this come from? Bethesda, Starfield.

23:13

And it's so funny to watch people do it because you literally

23:15

like bobbing out like an eagle. That's

23:17

cool.

23:17

I love it. I think we should do it. Starfield,

23:20

huge game, lots of like...

23:23

So it's like a whole new game that Bethesda

23:25

is making. It's not based on anything else. It's

23:28

a space game. One thing I heard about,

23:30

like I said, I don't know anything about it, but one thing

23:32

I heard that intrigued me is that it is,

23:35

they called it aspirational sci-fi,

23:38

which I think is cool, more like Star Trek-y.

23:41

It's not like, oh, all the fucked up shit happening

23:43

in the universe. It's like, wow, look what mankind

23:46

can do together. Star Trek is very much about like...

23:49

Positive. It's a great, it's like maybe

23:52

an older Trek, especially. It's like, it's

23:54

a very

23:55

like mankind, humanity

23:57

forward kind of thing. Like this is the perfect universe. The

24:00

universe that humans now live in that they're just trying to

24:02

you know, she didn't you know why they do that

24:04

right? I just asked the craziest thought what

24:06

only think of if I was fucking high But I was

24:09

like, you know why they do that It's because

24:11

if they show too many if they show too

24:13

much media that shows wow Look how amazing

24:15

the future is then everybody who can secretly

24:17

time travel will get the fuck out of here

24:20

And then there'll be a population decline and there'll

24:22

be nobody to live today. I was like, oh

24:24

my god. Am I high? That is a high not

24:26

there's a high fat for sure.

24:29

Is that too high for you? Well, I

24:31

love how the premise starts with the fact that

24:33

there's all these people just waiting to get the fuck out of

24:35

the present Well, I

24:37

would be yeah could be anywhere right now, but

24:42

Enough stuff in the media about it No,

24:45

the media knows it's like the media

24:47

knows that there's that there's people who

24:49

can secretly time travel But so they

24:52

don't make movies and shows about how

24:54

great the future

24:55

is. Oh, they're all gone together They only

24:57

show the only show yeah fallout

24:59

in the future. Everything's fucked up. Don't go there

25:01

So you're saying the news media is controlled by

25:03

people from the future to keep people from the

25:06

present in the past What the

25:08

fuck? Okay,

25:11

let's get higher after this Yeah

25:16

I'm very excited about starfield.

25:18

There's a lot of for sure no

25:20

man's sky vibes. Yeah, I mean yeah

25:22

space inherent with

25:24

it's like it's just like it's about exploring

25:26

and making your own way in the Galaxy

25:29

and stuff

25:30

the way that this game looks and feels

25:32

to me from just watching it pretty

25:34

much just watching the direct It was a long

25:36

it was long and I was also making

25:39

brunch during it for pretty much the whole

25:41

showcase and the direct I was like

25:43

and what happened? Oh Baby

25:45

cool But

25:47

I'm like it gives me No,

25:50

man, sky destiny Halo

25:54

vibes What

26:00

was the way they describe it was the thing they used to describe

26:02

the aesthetic of it. It was like NASA

26:04

punk That's what it was. Yeah, it's

26:06

like It sounds

26:09

cool, right? Sure. It's like like describe

26:11

it like NASA. It's all about

26:13

Function over form. Okay, and

26:15

then like punk is all inherently about style

26:18

So combine these two because it like needs to look

26:20

like it's purely functional, but also, you know a little

26:22

bit cool, too I

26:24

Mean, I really can't wait to kind of get in there

26:26

and play around with it because I'm sure I'm gonna feel

26:29

different as soon as I start playing it. But

26:31

for me, I'm like the way that it looks

26:34

Just looks like too much like

26:36

no man's I

26:40

do love no man's guy, but I'm I'm I'm

26:42

a little bored with no man's guy after I've

26:45

Explored enough planets that I'm like everything's

26:47

kind of the same Yeah,

26:48

and like the difference with that is like no

26:50

man's sky the entire galaxy It's like

26:52

just procedurally generated of

26:54

course cuz like, you know, it hello games

26:57

is a small team.

26:58

Sure Yeah, I mean they did an amazing

27:00

job with what they could do after they started

27:02

like saved it or whatever Yeah, yeah, and

27:04

like what they've made is like a really cool game with lots

27:07

of just fun possibilities But you know, it's a

27:09

Bethesda game. It's single-player. It's there's

27:11

a lot of there's

27:12

probably good narrative as well it's all

27:14

about like the RPG and your character and

27:16

their background and stuff and the

27:18

I think They're

27:20

saying like the procedural generation

27:22

because there's like a thousand planets or something Like

27:25

you land on a planet and and then

27:27

it generates what's around it So you'll

27:30

never just be devoid of anything

27:32

to do So it sounds like

27:34

they're always they're fighting wait for there always

27:36

to be something interesting, which I hope they pull off

27:38

Yeah, and it is single-player. So that's true.

27:40

Like when I'm thinking about no man's guy, it's like

27:44

Somebody lands there a whole thing is generated

27:47

but then it is that way for forever Yeah,

27:49

like in our universe

27:51

is there's that universe? Yeah Like

27:55

it will always be that way forever for everyone But yeah,

27:57

like they said in the direct like you could

27:59

land

27:59

on a planet and then in your game

28:02

and I could go to the same planet and it would be totally different

28:04

yeah which that's crazy and then

28:06

like they've got like kind of like the main

28:08

handcrafted planets who have like these big

28:10

cities full of people and that's really

28:13

cool that's what I'm most looking forward

28:15

to and with building I will build in any game

28:17

oh yeah that's that's oh my god they suck

28:19

you in with all this damn stuff because they show

28:21

like oh yeah you have a spaceship also you can

28:23

change your whole spaceship and make it look however you

28:25

want and buy new like little modules for it

28:28

and like they showed some of them was like I like to make

28:30

my spaceship look like an animal and I had like four legs

28:33

and one of them was just look like a big dumpy robot

28:36

that's just standing there and it takes off and flies away

28:38

but just like things where you can just have some

28:40

ownership over what's yours I

28:42

saw somebody tweet

28:44

that like there's gonna be so many dicks flying

28:46

around yeah people are just gonna make dick spaceships

28:50

I'm gonna make boobie spaceships boobie spaceship

28:53

knockers yeah

28:56

I'm still I'm excited to play it'll be fun and it's

28:58

coming soon it's coming in September yeah after

29:00

I got delayed from last November

29:03

to this September that's gonna

29:05

be here before you fucking know

29:07

it it looks like a great like like

29:09

Han Solo simulator because

29:11

like you go and just be like a space cowboy

29:14

and smuggle stuff or like you know

29:16

explore I just love when there's options like that

29:20

we can talk more about starfield and

29:23

other games that we might be excited about my sister's

29:25

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29:27

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32:57

had a question.

32:58

It was less a question. You were in more of

33:00

a- You had a concern? Oh, not even a concern.

33:03

A comment. Yeah, more of a comment. A demand?

33:05

Okay. You were talking about games we were excited

33:07

about. And I

33:11

haven't played this game, but I just heard through

33:13

the grapevine that this guy I went to high

33:15

school with, actually elementary school with even,

33:18

just sold a video game he made to

33:20

Microsoft. Cool. I

33:23

should have found out the name of it during the break. Please

33:25

do.

33:27

Now I'm just like, cool. Cool

33:29

story, bro. I am curious, because

33:31

they just talked about a bunch of games for this Microsoft

33:34

showcase. Yeah. Jacob, while he's looking that up, were

33:36

there any other games in particular that you were

33:39

excited about from the showcase?

33:41

Like, there's Fable. I've never

33:43

played it. That trailer had the right vibes for Fable,

33:45

because Fable has always been very goofy.

33:48

Like, there's humor in it and stuff. Yeah, I never played

33:50

Fable. Yeah, I mean, they're older games from

33:52

original Xbox and stuff, but they were fun.

33:55

Like, they were fun games, and there's morality

33:58

and all

33:58

these quests. Great.

33:59

like fantasy stuff. Proteus.

34:03

Proteus. Okay. Proteus.

34:07

That sounds cool. I don't

34:09

know. I do know that it has stuff

34:11

where you can build stuff like you guys were talking about. I think

34:13

even like the levels and stuff. Wait a second. Dune

34:15

flight simulator?

34:16

Did

34:18

I miss that? Oh yeah because they

34:20

showed there's gonna be a flight simulator update which

34:23

specifically showed Southern California being on

34:25

fire and you get to put fires out. Incredible.

34:28

I'm like oh look there's Griffith Park. Oh there's a bunch of

34:30

big fire right next to it. But then

34:32

there's a little bit afterwards like you could fly the ornithopter

34:35

is from Dune. It's so cool. I

34:39

need to play that game and go find my house.

34:40

Another game that I'm excited about

34:43

and I actually think would be fun to see Ryan played

34:45

is City Skylines 2. So

34:49

in City Skylines you basically

34:51

had did you ever play SimCity or you know

34:53

I love SimCity. It's that. But

34:55

it's like a better version of that because

34:57

like it's got more. But

35:00

that would be real fun to have you play

35:02

that. For me to make a city I would love

35:04

to make a city. Your own city with its own like systems

35:06

and infrastructure and stuff. Like yeah this is I

35:08

mean I can't my thing is not connected but this

35:11

is City Skylines. People know what it looks like. Can you

35:13

do like in SimCity and sick Godzilla

35:15

on it and stuff? That's a good question. I don't know what

35:17

kind of natural disasters and like and

35:19

stuff like that are it is in

35:22

City Skylines.

35:24

We don't listen. I was just gonna show you some of this

35:26

so you can kind of get you know. Oh

35:29

okay. Yeah. That looks awesome. So

35:31

yeah it's I love playing. Can we go to

35:33

war? Can my city and your city go

35:35

to war? That

35:37

would be sick too. That would be sick. Yeah. They should

35:40

add that. Sure maybe it's DLC.

35:43

Going back to my buddy who sold this

35:45

video game. You'd appreciate

35:48

that he the one sleepover I went to at

35:50

his house was to go see the re-releases of all

35:52

the Star Wars movies. Oh was it the

35:55

special editions? The 90s? Yeah

35:57

those ones and that was a

35:59

first time I ever drank surge.

36:03

Oh, that's sleepover

36:05

to see the stars. Was there any sleeping

36:08

after all your surge? Dr. Hell no. We were bouncing

36:10

off the fucking wall. That's awesome. Playing

36:13

with lightsabers.

36:15

Wow. I was trying

36:17

to make a joke because I was like, oh that was

36:19

this weekend. Oh, I get it. Yeah,

36:21

because I'm older now. How do you spell

36:23

Proteus? P-R-O-D-E-U-S

36:26

apparently. Proteus video game. Yeah.

36:29

Oh, this looks cool. We should have them on. I haven't talked to

36:31

them since school, but oh

36:34

cool. It's like

36:36

a old school looking a shooter. Cool.

36:40

That's pretty neat. Yeah. But

36:43

yeah, any other games? Let's see.

36:45

There was like this one climbing one. I started with the

36:48

J. It was like just Saun or

36:50

something like that. That involved just climbing

36:52

up these massive mountains. Cool.

36:55

It looks really cool. Towerborn. Towerborn.

36:57

That look cool too. There's

37:00

a Thunder Lotus game called like 3039 or 33 something.

37:04

33 Immortals. 33 Immortals.

37:07

Yeah. And I really like their last game, which was just

37:09

you. It was about you ferrying spirits

37:11

across through the afterlife and bringing

37:14

them peace and stuff. It's called Spiritfarer.

37:16

One of my favorite games. 2022 or 2021. I

37:19

don't remember.

37:20

Star Wars Outlaws. Star

37:22

Wars Outlaws. Ooh. I was surprised

37:24

they that it showed up, but it did

37:26

and they showed gameplay today at Ubisoft. Conference.

37:29

Oh and see we missed more stuff. Yeah,

37:31

there's more stuff this morning. We missed

37:33

that. Which was that and the Avatar game.

37:36

Avatar Frontiers of Pandora. Fuck you.

37:38

Woo! Oh my god. I'm so

37:40

excited. It's just you're so

37:42

you're a Navi who is like conscripted

37:46

and trained by human soldiers

37:48

so you can know how to use all their technology. But

37:50

then you get like released and you

37:52

get to fight back against the humans and stuff. It

37:55

looks so sick. Well, can I do the opposite

37:57

and be a mole for the human?

37:59

Sabotage the Navi.

38:04

Ooh, maybe. That'd be cool. Interesting

38:07

way to play. I watched it and

38:09

I just saw some big Navi hands picking

38:12

up little guys and throwing them. I'm like, cool, I want

38:14

to play that. I just had this thought, you know

38:16

what? How do you think the final

38:18

avatar is going to end if you had

38:20

to predict? What would the final one be? Like five,

38:22

six, seven? Well, right now it's five. Five.

38:25

There's going to be five of them? There are, yes.

38:27

There's going to be five of them. They're already working.

38:29

They've already shot most of three and

38:31

a little bit of four. When did they shoot three? The

38:34

same time they were shooting two. Oh, really?

38:36

They did it matrix style. Yeah, matrix style. I saw them

38:39

and seen it. What the fuck? It's

38:41

on Disney Plus now. It's amazing. My dad just texted

38:43

me. Let me read the text later. Oh, yeah, you told me that.

38:45

Yeah, my dad sent me this text. Oh, you told me that he watched

38:47

it. Yeah, it said, finally saw the way of water.

38:50

Wow. That's

38:51

amazing. Scott Fullerton. So here's how

38:53

I think. Here's my prediction is I think that

38:55

around maybe

38:57

three going into four, they're going to obviously,

39:00

they've already even said this stuff in interviews, basically,

39:03

is that they're going to, the Navi are going to come to

39:05

Earth. And so then

39:07

it's going to be like, all right, we're going to bring the war to

39:09

Earth now. And it'll be like probably the same thing

39:11

as one where there's like a whole battle or something.

39:14

Or they just see how shitty

39:17

our lives are now because it's what, 2100? Yeah,

39:19

so the Navi got to get into space.

39:21

Well, they're going to obviously take one of our

39:23

ships that's already on Pandora. But then what if

39:26

the fifth one, it's like they basically

39:29

are like, hey, we have it.

39:30

It's we team up and

39:32

it's like, hey, let's come over to Pandora.

39:35

And they it's almost like they willingly let

39:37

all the earthlings come to Pandora. We have a

39:40

cohabitat

39:41

and we share the planet. So that one's the

39:43

final movie is devoid of conflict. It becomes

39:46

friends. That's the end of the fifth one. Oh, cool.

39:48

Yeah.

39:48

Do I need to rewatch the first one

39:50

if I was going to watch the second one? Yeah, no,

39:52

you should. You should. That's so

39:54

many hours. I feel like the movie like kind of recaps.

39:57

It recaps itself. You don't have to. But

39:59

I think.

39:59

get the full impact you

40:02

should be in my opinion. You

40:05

know, and I didn't need it. I don't

40:07

even love the first one as much as everyone. I

40:09

love the second one's way better. Yeah, I just think that

40:11

you know, you're with the characters. I

40:13

enjoy the second one. You're more emotionally invested in the family.

40:15

Sorry. Yeah. I'll cut you off. No, no, no, it's fine.

40:18

I mean, I like that second one a lot. I think you could probably

40:20

just get in there and watch it. It's a long ass movie.

40:22

It's so long, right? Yeah. Break it

40:24

up. You know, it's OK. Oh, there

40:26

were a couple of days. OK,

40:29

maybe you. I

40:31

know this from experience. If you eat a

40:33

gummy like right before it starts, then

40:35

you time

40:38

it up with the second roar

40:40

of the lion with the MG. And they

40:42

show you how hard it is in Avatar

40:44

because they don't want you to go there. No,

40:46

because like it'll it'll

40:48

be hidden right when they dive into the ocean for

40:50

the first time. And it's the most beautiful

40:53

thing you've ever seen. It's incredible. Yeah. I

40:55

remember because Rick and I did that. We'll

40:58

be good to go see it for the second

41:00

time.

41:01

And Rick was sitting there and he just went, wow.

41:04

Am

41:08

I missing out a lot because I didn't see it in 3D? I

41:10

mean, the 3D was pretty spectacular.

41:13

The answer is yes. What the fuck was wrong with

41:15

you? Why didn't you go? But I think

41:17

you'll still get a lot out of it. Just watch on

41:19

the biggest screen. It's still a really good

41:22

looking movie. Yeah, it's amazing. It

41:24

looks great. But like that 3D was like,

41:26

especially when they were on the ocean. I was like, wow. Yeah.

41:28

Wow.

41:30

But it's funny, though, it's like I have

41:33

I raved about the second one. But

41:35

everyone that I knew that loved the first one. And

41:37

I was like, hey, how awesome was the second one? They're like,

41:39

it was because it was a lot more the same kind of

41:41

thing. I'm like, what the fuck did we see the same movie?

41:44

I don't know. Maybe.

41:45

Yeah, but you I feel like not every time,

41:48

but I feel like you often have a different take

41:50

than people when it comes to movies.

41:53

Depends on the person, depends on the movie. That's

41:55

what I'm saying. Right. Yeah. We both love

41:57

Avatar, too, but differing opinions on the

41:59

menu.

42:00

Right. Yeah, but we don't need to get into that right now.

42:02

We'll see her for the next Funhouse stream.

42:04

I'm going to say I'm sure there's plenty of movies

42:06

where I'm like, it's great. And you're like, that's ass. Yeah. Well,

42:08

tomorrow when you're playing Kingdom Hearts, we'll talk. Oh,

42:10

yeah. You know what? Because my boyfriend really

42:13

loved Batman and the Batman.

42:15

The Batman. You did not like

42:16

the Batman. But I at least that

42:18

one, I get people that I

42:21

really love it. It's just that I everything that they

42:23

loved about it, I kind of didn't like it about it. You

42:25

know, that's a little different case. I

42:27

that we've already talked about it before, but this

42:31

reminds me of when I watched

42:33

an entire movie thinking that Lindsay had

42:37

recommended it to me. And then I called her and

42:39

I'm like proposal. I feel or yes,

42:42

it was the proposal. We

42:44

talked about it on a live stream or something. It was some

42:46

other movie. And then you watched.

42:49

I'm like, oh, hey, I like the proposal. You

42:51

know, I was like, why did you watch that? What

42:54

are you telling me? Why are you telling me that? Like,

42:56

then you tell me to watch the proposal. And then what

42:58

was really I was supposed to. It was I love you, man.

43:00

I love you, man. Yeah, it's like, fuck. Just

43:03

watch the proposal for no reason. But

43:06

it was good. I like it. You've seen it

43:08

now. But yeah, Avatar,

43:11

Avatar video game. So it's like,

43:13

yeah, I forgot what we were talking about. It's crazy because

43:16

Ubisoft Massive, they made like the division

43:19

and stuff division two. They're making the

43:21

Avatar game and this new Star Wars game.

43:23

They're

43:23

like, damn, they're busy. Yeah,

43:25

yeah. Yeah. Because the Avatar game, I'm sure it's

43:27

going to get delayed. I have to come out this

43:30

year, like December. Avatar's

43:32

Disney. Yeah. Yeah.

43:35

Now it is. That'd be funny if it's

43:37

been for like a long time. Right. Yeah.

43:40

That'd be funny. Like similar to the to the to

43:42

the movies where it's like the video

43:44

game for way of water, Avatar

43:46

gets delayed just year after year. Like,

43:48

well, I cut to like nine years later and they're still

43:50

going to release. I mean, the second Avatar

43:53

game. We're on the fourth movie for

43:55

the video game for the second is

43:57

coming out. Oh, my God. Finally.

43:59

We have to relive the whole nightmare again

44:02

They should just make a game that

44:04

is in the universe and not tied to one of

44:06

those stories I think this is what that is yeah,

44:09

so it's like the same way what Star Wars

44:12

does Also this allos

44:14

thing. That's the first thing I time I heard of that

44:15

so yeah I think like yesterday

44:18

was the first anything they'd showed of it was

44:20

that oh trailer and then the gameplay today Which

44:23

that's supposed to come out next year, but

44:26

you know everything gets delayed

44:27

everybody Starfield got delayed

44:29

and now we're in a different universe

44:31

it would have come out last November But

44:34

now it's coming out this September Yeah,

44:36

you can get a watch too many people went to

44:38

the future and stopped working on it You're

44:41

onto something you're on to something

44:44

I can't let go of this bit. Yeah, well.

44:47

There's that there is a fable there

44:50

is a Forts of motorsport

44:52

those cars is always a car game

44:54

Yeah, I don't

44:56

remember what else there's that one with the oil

44:59

rig looks some kind of oil rig horror

45:01

game Where

45:03

you just like out in the ocean on an oil rig

45:05

something spooky is happening the death Esther

45:08

No, oh the deer deer as

45:10

soon as building an oil rig

45:13

horror game still wakes the deep Still

45:16

wakes the deep is that what it's called. Yeah,

45:18

that's a cool title. It was cool. I like that So,

45:21

you know you know what? What

45:25

movie they should make a video game off of what

45:27

or the one that's coming out It looks awesome is that

45:30

they should make a video game based on that new Gran

45:32

Turismo movie. Oh, that's a great

45:34

idea Yeah, yeah, like they

45:36

probably call it the same thing in what

45:39

you're a change the title. Yeah, you race cars in it, right?

45:41

That's all you do yeah, I Saw

45:44

the trailer for that Interesting

45:48

yeah, it's cool though because the actual

45:51

it's like based on your story But the guy that's about

45:54

is in the movie. He's

45:56

a stunt driver for the actor portraying

45:58

him so like when there are parts

46:00

where they're actually driving cars, he's in the car

46:02

driving it. It's the movie about him.

46:05

That's awesome. Yeah, like cool. It

46:07

all came back around. You played Gran Turismo,

46:09

became a professional race car driver, and

46:12

now you're playing that professional race

46:14

car in a race car driver in a movie

46:16

about you based on the

46:18

video game.

46:19

You said Gran Turismo, and you said

46:21

they should make a movie about the new Gran Turismo,

46:23

but I was thinking in my head, or you said they

46:25

should make

46:26

a game about the new Gran Turismo.

46:28

Yeah, about the new movie. In my head, I was thinking

46:31

there was a second Gran Turino, which

46:33

is the 2008 movie. The Clint

46:35

Eastwood film in the Korean neighborhood. And I'm sitting

46:37

here thinking, what are you talking about?

46:40

It's got my favorite Clint Eastwood quote in it,

46:42

where he gets asked what he had to eat

46:45

for his birthday, and he says, I

46:46

had a piece of cake and some beef

46:49

jerky. Yeah, it was already

46:51

a really stupid joke, and then your... You're

46:55

confusing me. I mean, Tomer, it's

46:57

like a movie about Greg. I think a video

46:59

game about the movie Gran Turismo. The second

47:01

one. There's

47:04

a few reasons there can't be a sequel to Gran Turismo.

47:07

I don't know. All I know is

47:10

we're running out of time. We're almost out

47:12

of time here today on the Funhouse podcast

47:15

today. We'll

47:17

see. Do you got anything else

47:20

to add? Are you excited about any stuff that's going

47:22

on on the Funhouse YouTube channel?

47:24

Any content that we're making?

47:26

Hell yeah. What are we doing?

47:28

All sorts of fun stuff is coming up. We can't do

47:30

spoilers for our own stuff. The

47:33

finale of Star Wars Jedi Academy.

47:35

Oh, shit. Yeah, that's coming on Monday.

47:37

Yeah, I'm working on that now. And

47:39

we do have a new show

47:42

that's coming. It's not a new show,

47:44

it's a new season of a show.

47:47

I'm gonna just say it. Just

47:49

say it. Just say it. People, you can be excited. I'm

47:51

having fun cutting it too. Are you cutting it right now? Oh yeah, it's a

47:54

good time. What are you cutting right now? The

47:56

first season. Abandoned

47:58

well. Oh, season two. Oh, shit. Shit.

48:00

It's back, baby. First episode. Abandoned.

48:03

There's more years. There's more years.

48:05

I don't know about more years before 2000. For

48:06

those unfamiliar, this was a series that John

48:09

Smith hosted and produced that we

48:11

kind of did during the pandemic, kind

48:13

of like mid-pandemic. And I loved

48:16

that show. I thought it was so good. I thought he did a great

48:18

job. You did a great job. And I can't wait

48:20

to see these other episodes. So that's gonna be the

48:22

next sort of recurring series that we're gonna have come

48:25

out

48:25

for the next couple of weeks every

48:28

Monday. And

48:31

other than that, we have...

48:34

There's

48:40

a few videos that haven't come out that we recorded a while

48:42

ago that I'm excited. Okay, can you tell me about those?

48:46

It's not gonna mean anything to the audience, but

48:48

there is one called, it's a game called

48:50

Story of the Olivia. You

48:53

were in that

48:53

one, Lizzie. Oh gosh, yeah, but I don't remember. You and me and Patrick

48:55

and Charlotte do probably one of the stupidest, worst

48:58

bits for a whole video that

49:00

involves Peter Jackson.

49:02

Oh,

49:04

I do remember this video

49:07

because there was a video that we recorded and

49:09

I felt very on it in

49:11

the beginning.

49:12

And then I sort

49:15

of was waning down and then Charlotte

49:17

turned it on and she went 150 miles an hour with

49:19

this bit

49:21

that I sort of just got more

49:23

and more like,

49:25

I

49:28

just got left in the dust with this bit. It doesn't come

49:30

off in the final cut. That's good. There's

49:32

that one, this one that me, you and Patrick did, the

49:35

Leap of Faith, that's what the game was.

49:38

There's a lot of Creed involved.

49:40

That already came out. That would have come out yesterday.

49:43

What? Yeah. Oh,

49:45

it's out now? Yeah, I think, unless it's gonna get moved,

49:47

it's out now. Oh, go watch that one.

49:50

Forgot today's Thursday. Yeah.

49:53

We got more hit man. We

49:55

played Street Fighter. We made a video out of that.

49:59

Hopefully it's gonna work out that the

50:02

Zelda drunk stream highlights are gonna come

50:04

out I'm excited for that. You can see all

50:06

the times I call you cocksucker. It's only

50:08

in the middle. It's only the first 90 minutes.

50:10

Yeah, okay good I

50:13

haven't watched that footage of whatever happened after

50:16

that. I also wasn't there for a lot of

50:18

it I mean someone should cut that together just so

50:20

I can Figure out what you get to actually

50:22

see it for the first time. Yeah.

50:25

Yeah, you're messed up Guys

50:27

messed me up.

50:28

I didn't do anything Everybody

50:31

was cheating again. There are games against you Including

50:34

me and I went to Omar before and I'm like

50:36

just begging. There's

50:37

only Tito's vodka Where

50:40

is the beer I can sip on? I'll

50:46

get in there and suffer. No not to

50:48

get as fuck. It's just to get you know a little

50:51

drunk We

50:54

want to do it again, so that is the point

50:57

oh, right Yeah But

50:59

we have a lot of fun videos and we are

51:01

just trying to you know Create as much

51:04

fun stuff do fun stuff do more drunk

51:06

streams do cool

51:08

Just regular live streams and

51:11

maybe we should do this eagle flight Yes,

51:16

absolutely yeah, we should definitely do that that

51:18

sounds drunk eagle fly oh god,

51:20

that would be great

51:22

There's a bad time

51:24

for the eagle So

51:26

yeah Thanks for watching

51:28

everybody and Anything else you

51:30

have to add yeah, well I'm excited to do

51:32

all make a bunch of cool stuff until starfield

51:35

comes out And then I'll disappear and

51:37

nobody's gonna find me until it's over I'm

51:43

excited. Yeah shamelessly excited

51:47

Come see us at RTX. Yeah, that's right.

51:49

That's coming up. It's coming

51:51

up real soon real soon We got

51:53

plans we got plans for it

51:55

mm-hmm well.

51:58

That's it. I said that's all Go

52:00

on get go watch a fun house video.

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