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Hello

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everybody, I'm Ryan Haley one

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of the co-hosts of the Funhaus podcast.

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Welcome to the Funhaus podcast I

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don't know what we're gonna be talking about today But my

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two co-hosts here Elise and

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Lindsay have planned a very spooky podcast

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and they told me to introduce it

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We well, you don't know because

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we want to catch you with the element of surprise.

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I knew that was coming I was I fake that

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Well Yes,

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welcome to the Funhaus podcast Elise

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is joining us this week. Thank you for being

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here Please tell us a fun fact about yourself.

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Thank you for having

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me Lindsay a fun effect. I

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can't go out during the sunlight No,

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I can't go out during the sunlight. I just have to wear a very

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strong SPF Which

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I do every single day and I've tried

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to get Ryan To she does a moisturizer.

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It's always Yeah, say hey

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you want some sunscreen on your face skin

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is the largest organ of the body Yeah, and nobody wants to

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be a leathery handbag at 55. Mm-hmm one time I

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was a little inebriated drunk

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and I got out of Elise's car and then

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like the next day She's like, did

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you steal my sunscreen?

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No, what happened was I had

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I didn't know I didn't ask you about it You just

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oh, yeah, I had it. I think I

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might have stolen your sunscreen Passenger

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seat I was driving and then in

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the little, you know in the little passenger

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seat nook. Yeah door handle

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I had a little hand cream there and

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as he's getting out of the car and a

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little inebriated I don't think

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suffices but okay He's

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getting out of the car he

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just he's like, okay good night and

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then he like opens his door and in one motion also

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takes the Hand cream and then gets

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out and leaves and I'm like, did he just take

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that? Oh, okay. I'm like, all right

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What whatever it was like $3, you

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know, and then I never

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asked about it because I'm like he had a lot going

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on I don't even I don't want to put the pressure

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on him of being like, hey Ryan like that

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half empty

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hand cream do you have it and then he

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you showed up one day and we're like I took

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this from you yeah that's

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that's how we're yeah I think I stole this from your

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car cuz I didn't buy this and I was like I didn't want to say

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I didn't know if

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you were like I need this

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so

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you saw that you saw me and you're like oh Ryan just

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he probably just needs that hand cream more than me there's

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a must-be a reason and maybe and it wasn't it wasn't a big

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loss to me for you to take that

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well

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you know what I'm just reverse

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engineering how my mind probably wasn't that moment

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cuz I wasn't there but

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but was I usually will

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put stuff in those little nooks and I just

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like whenever so I when you're riding

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with your phone or your wall

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my wallet my keys anything important

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to me my hand cream so when when

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there was it probably just say a like you know need

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your reaction of like I'm getting out oh this must be mine

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it's in this door I'm gonna take it muscle

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memory

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well speaking of being so an

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e-breather and needing hand cream okay

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I'm very curious this

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is one of the things I wanted to talk about today what is

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something that you think would like kill you

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if you were in a horror movie like you

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wouldn't make it yeah my hands are too dry

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they just dry and shrivel off my body and

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I don't make it because we're already seeing

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here

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Ryan that you're an e-braided

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your defenses are down yeah oh

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are you a target that's my

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fear is like I would be drunk off a bottle

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of wine and like some shit goes down and then I

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just have to like sober up so fast and

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pop I would probably die yeah really

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quick yeah I feel like oops right

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just living my life enjoying it

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will

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you be offering the killer

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a drink yeah

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shake is there oh yeah wine

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I feel like I have a laundry

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list of things that could do

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me in well yeah cuz I'm struggling to

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think of one oh really I just why

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I don't know that's hard to write my mind

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around your scrap I feel

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like he could be scrappy yeah

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That's the thing that like, you know, if you were ever

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in a scary movie, you're like, oh, yeah I'd

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probably die because of this like I'd be like that

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guy cuz I die I wouldn't make it cuz like no

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seriously I I'm fearful that I'd be like high

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or drunk and then I'd be like What's

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happening and then I would die for me.

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It's definitely like I've had

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some some direction

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Okay So if I needed to try to elude

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the killer in a situation where I don't

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know the lay of the land very well They would absolutely

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I would get confused about where

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I'm going That's an example of

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one together. Yes, you stay sober

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and I'll say I know where I'm going I depart

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your drunk ass around. Yeah, but it's okay cuz I know

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where I'm going

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See as a boy Scouts,

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you know, I okay pretty good in these

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situations I guess the only thing I can think of

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off the top of my head is that you know, I'm if

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somebody Nice-looking

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person with really bad intentions I

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could be susceptible I can be very gullible Feel

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like you would be too trusting.

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Yeah, somebody is like, oh like looks

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nice and they're like just telling I I believe

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you I have no reason not to and then all

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sudden Oh, they were the devil and they're fucking trying

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to kill me or something, you know

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Yeah, I I do because you meet

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a lot of people you go to festivals and shit and

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I've seen you you just Instantly have

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a great like rapport and thank

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you, you know, you're you're friendly with people So

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I could try to be absolutely see that I

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think I too I'm like a puppy like if you're

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nice to me I'm like nice

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to you. So I I think that I

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would also

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Yeah, we'd have the same that problem. Yeah,

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people could be nice to me, but I'm still like what's

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your angle?

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Just

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to relate it to video games No I like a lot of people

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but just to relate it to like video games when I'm playing

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through that kind of game where you're Meeting

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people and trying to see like do I trust you

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do I take the story path? No, I'm always like

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And then what

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yeah, yeah, I

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can't

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I'm scared to somebody go fuck me over. Yes

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Yeah, do

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you think that

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you could identify

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the killer

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quickly in this scenario?

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No, because I would equally distrust

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everyone I Know

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I wouldn't be able to because I just

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Like I never guessed the killer in a horror

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movie almost ever really like

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I'm always like I'm always at the end And it just

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works on it. Oh that person I never

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would have thought that but that was designed for

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me to think that

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yes And I think that's probably you're the

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target audience. Yeah like

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you're the market who You

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know

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Ryan Johnson wants watching his movie. Mm-hmm.

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Nothing. He makes horror movies really but Yeah,

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or elements

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the reason we kind of got on this topic was because

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of a tier list that

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someone in the Rooster Teeth community Made mm-hmm,

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but what have you seen this? No, I haven't

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couple weeks ago in

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the Rooster Teeth subreddit Someone posted

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a horror movie trope

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character tier list horror

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movie trope. So it's not horror movies tier

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list It's a horror movie trope a character

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trope tier list. So for

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example Who amongst

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the Rooster Teeth cast members fun house included

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would be the final girl who would be

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the killer? Who would be the jock if you look

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at the other type character? I'm more

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like a superlatives live a little bit.

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Yeah, and well, they I think they titled

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it like horror movie tropes But yes, it is very like

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superlative in nature or not most final

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girl,

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which right? The Rooster

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Teeth subreddit I did I did the

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I think I texted you a link to

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Lindsay but I can slack you the link to so I'll

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fly well, and so we're gonna do this a little bit

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later in this episode

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for just fun house people

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just fun house Rick is working on that for us

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now. So we'll do that. So if you guys want

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to see us do this Yeah superlatives

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like tier list of horror movies Yeah,

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because I think we need to have a bigger conversation

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about our co-workers and if they were

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to die in a horror movie How they

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would die. Yeah, and I think we can't have

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that conversation without talking

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about the list

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I agree yeah yes plenty

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enough me and John I

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released a tiny little shitty found

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footage horror short I haven't gotten one yet

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it's not great but

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we you know me and John Smith was just a little

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video down here and

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he was the one yeah

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I was gonna ask is it in the sewer yeah there's in the sewer that's

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why we filmed

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it was that a lot a year ago or

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did you do a recent I was was that a year ago

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no that was like that was like earlier this year because

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you were scouting

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the sewers for a fun house related project

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yeah yep I

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mean I been there a million times

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it's just that John was like you know any he somehow

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thought that I would know where sewers were in this city

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I don't know a cool sewer so then we went

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we had a good time and

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you ever see anything any creatures or any

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weird ninja turtles it's pretty uh

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like

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sterile is not the word cuz it's not that at all

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but it's like it's like just a dark

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dark it's just like one long tunnel

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that's all it is it's not like there's like all these corridors

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yeah we went like miles

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down into really I swear we

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went we got we walked for forever

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a fit bit so it can track

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where we probably walked for like

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over an hour you know and you weren't

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concerned I've been down there before I've I

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we play have concerts that is a great sense

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of direction generators and we'll all have

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concerts deep into the in the forest I will

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say you're not you're not unlike the people that

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go into the Paris catacombs there's a whole community

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of explorers that go down

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into the catacombs I

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got history it's like no LA

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sewers has got the well of the unknown

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yeah I mean I would also be worried about you going

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those sewers and like there's

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bacteria you get sick in

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there something is that a concern

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no I'm not really concerned about that I probably

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should be I

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don't know it doesn't look gross it doesn't feel gross

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it's not like where these sewage goes

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This is like where the rain, the flood

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water.

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The rain rot. The rain

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water goes. This kind, I feel like

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Lindsay this sort of leads to another question we have. Wait,

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because Ryan Fearless. Yeah.

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Traversing with the viewers.

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Yeah,

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it's on my list and I'm actually curious.

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Do you actually, are you afraid of anything? Yeah, what

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scares you? Yeah, I'm afraid of things. What are you afraid

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of?

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I mean, I don't, I don't, I

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don't believe in ghosts. I'm a realist. I

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don't know, heights, maybe a little bit. Really?

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I don't love them. I mean, I'm not like,

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if I know that I'm strapped in somewhere, I'll be

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fine. But like, you won't, would you refuse to like go,

10:39

like, for example, when I went to London, my sister refused

10:41

to go in the eye. She was like, I go

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in the eye. Because you're in the eye. Yeah, okay.

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You're in the eye. You're in pain.

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You're in pain. You're in a

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room. And she's like, nope, nope, nope. I was

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like, okay. So, I wouldn't be terrified. I mean,

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I love roller coasters to death. Like

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they're great.

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Have you skydived? Have you

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skydived? I skydived once. Yeah. You

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sound not afraid of heights. Yeah, you sound not afraid. I

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would, I do not, I don't.

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Like if you were falling from a high. I'm

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glad I went skydiving. It was not

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like, it's not like something I want to do again. It was

11:12

like fucking terrifying. It sucked. Did you see

11:15

this news story recently about this, I think 90 year

11:17

old woman who went skydiving

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but then she died like a week later. Yeah.

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It's not funny.

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There's a picture of her. It's not funny. But

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I'm kind of like,

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any connection here? One last rush.

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Yeah, one last rush. You

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know? I kept wanting to make a video.

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Tell me if you guys think it was a good video idea. Okay.

11:38

You know, I always see articles with like, world's

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oldest woman at 114 dies.

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But you see those like all the time. Yeah. Because

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it's like, it's all a line of them. It's like,

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someone is trying to kill the world. Like,

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world oldest women. They keep getting killed. It's

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time. It's like a serial killer. A serial

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killer trying to kill the world's

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oldest woman. But then they don't, they go. Shit there's

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another one. Yeah, there's another hundred

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fourteen year old waiting in the way always

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always dying It's

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like a mystery that someone needs a song

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that's pretty funny. That's a good. Yeah,

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you're gonna make that movie That's

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a great tweet Not

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a whole video but a good tweet okay,

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so you're a little afraid of heights little

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afraid of high I don't know like

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We've talked about this like Before

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I think my I don't know if you call it a greatest

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fear But my greatest fear is accidentally

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killing somebody in some way. I

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think that's a very cuz then just the rest of my life

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I just feel like I can't like

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yeah, I understand

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that fear. Yeah. Yeah the idea

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of like You

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just you know accidentally

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you

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Hit somebody with your car negligence

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or yeah entity and then all sudden you're like well

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What do I do now? Yeah, I could see that being

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a strong fear. I feel like yeah, I feel terrible

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anyway That's my fear

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anyways

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Yeah that I would not want I could

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not live So you both looked at me

13:08

while I was finishing blowing my nose apart, and I was like

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don't cut to me It was his audio

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listeners. I sneeze you heard it earlier I

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do you ever I when I

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was younger would think about the people

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who they get the hiccups and they they never

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go away I

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See now I'm like I'm like

13:24

bill

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or whatever I put the you start

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sneezing and then never goes away I'm like

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I read the story or I saw the interview with like

13:31

the one girl who like yeah She had hiccups basically

13:33

from the time she was up in the morning until

13:35

bedtime and then she could somehow sleep But

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then she just had hiccups, and I'm like she's

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faking it Yeah,

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you want to hear a kind of little interesting

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fun fact that relates to this podcast Short-lived

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comic in the daily Texan College

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newspaper called Well

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one was that wasn't the short-lived one I had one

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that was long run out of Memphis And then I had a short-lived

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one called my greatest fear

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There were people that patented all kinds of crazy

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coffins where it's like, this one you could

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eat from. People could theoretically

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feed you down food or.

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What was the review of the sequel to the Nun again,

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Nun 2?

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I thought it was too long, but I think

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I liked

16:13

it better than the first one. Please, I set you

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up perfectly. We used to do this. Oh,

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what was it? What was it? It was

16:20

Nun 2 Good. It was Nun 2 Good. God damn

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it. Damn it. What? I want your

16:24

real review of the Nun 2. What? You

16:26

said it was Nun 2 Good. We

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move on. Oh my God. Do

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either of you know anyone who is afraid of manmade

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structures in water? What? Manmade

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structures in water? I don't remember the exact term

16:39

for it, but if you search like phobia

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of manmade structures in water, I have a couple

16:43

friends who don't like it. Oh, like a big drilling

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rig or something?

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I have a friend, well, a former

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friend named Ted Kaczynski.

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Manmade, this is like

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the first result. He didn't like manmade structures

16:54

either. The univom, nevermind.

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Subneko. Submechanophobia.

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Submechanophobia. I said that right. Yeah,

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and it's things like oil rigs, bridges,

17:04

just these really monumental structures

17:06

where you're thinking. Like, what about

17:08

both? I don't know.

17:09

Yeah, what are you thinking? Why don't you

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like it? Maybe look into it there, Lindsay,

17:14

because

17:15

the reasoning that I've gotten

17:17

from some of my friends, you don't know what's below.

17:20

If the water's so deep, you're thinking like,

17:23

look at a picture of some bridges

17:24

where you're like,

17:25

oh, it's not even anchored to anything.

17:28

It's just kind of

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floating

17:31

there. Okay. Or

17:33

other structures that there's a sort of, it's

17:35

like your mind can't comprehend how

17:37

it is. Yeah, I think that's sort of maybe

17:40

what it is. So you're just kind of like, your mind's going crazy.

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Subneko. That's an

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an unusual one.

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Though I somehow seem to know a lot of people

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with it,

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which is maybe more commentary on me, who

17:51

I attract. I

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used to be afraid of like, just

17:57

like all the basics. I'm afraid of dying.

17:59

And then I was like, well, I'm not afraid of dying now, I'm afraid of

18:01

living and I'm really old and I can't do shit. Yep,

18:04

that has been absolutely destroying

18:06

my psyche at night lately. I go, I don't know

18:09

where I'm gonna shit myself and who's gonna scare

18:11

me, who's gonna clean it up? It's

18:14

a real fear. That's gonna happen, I mean

18:16

if I make it that far,

18:18

you're gonna shit yourself and who's gonna clean it up,

18:20

Ryan? Right by that time, you'll

18:22

have so much good Netflix

18:25

and stuff to watch that you can

18:27

just kind of hang out and chill and what's good to do. Actually

18:29

to be fair, my fear is not of like, oh I'm

18:31

old and I'm gonna shit myself. My fear is like

18:34

all the stuff that I don't know that will happen between

18:36

now and then. Yeah, and then.

18:39

The unknown unknown.

18:40

Your life can change the time. The fact that the unknown,

18:42

my fear is, like I'm already thinking,

18:45

I don't know if I'm explaining this right, but everything

18:48

ahead of me

18:49

is already behind me. That's the fear.

18:51

You mean because you're so old that all your, your

18:54

best times are in the past?

18:57

But I don't know what those are.

18:59

Yeah.

19:00

Oh.

19:00

Right now, I don't know. I feel like you two have very different

19:03

psychological, precious life. We do. Because

19:05

you don't live this way.

19:07

No, no, I think it's a little. I remember one time

19:09

I asked Ryan if he ever has anxiety.

19:13

Like general anxiety, he's

19:14

like, no. I was like.

19:17

Because everybody gets a little anxious about stuff.

19:19

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

19:20

yeah. Anxiety can be debilitating, but

19:23

there's ways to not have it be debilitating.

19:24

I think I recently had a panic

19:26

attack. Really? I

19:28

didn't know. What? I don't

19:30

know about. Oh my gosh. I don't really know what there are. Was it

19:33

work related? Was it life related? No, it was, it was, drug

19:35

related. It was hallucinogenic drug related. Okay. But.

19:38

That can make sense, yeah. I mean, I

19:40

just had, it was like feelings I never had before. I'm

19:43

just like, you know, at first I just was like,

19:45

I kind of talked about it on one of the streams

19:48

recently, but it was at that King Gizzard

19:50

concert. Oh, yeah. Oh, I think you

19:52

were. Like I literally like, like in hindsight, like I've been

19:54

reading about what panic attacks are. And I think

19:56

that that's essentially what I had, you know.

19:58

It's like a little bit of fighter flight. And a little bit

20:00

of like a tightness and the pants

20:03

or yeah

20:04

Well, I just the chest

20:07

I don't know it was just a mental breakdown

20:09

I had Ryan

20:11

that sounds like you experienced ego death

20:13

because of

20:13

maybe what you took, but yeah, that's very possible That's

20:15

why I'm saying I don't know if it was a panic attack I'm

20:18

not an expert on these things it just like it

20:20

just didn't I don't know I've had a bad trip

20:22

before and this didn't seem to seem crazier than that

20:24

So I was like, maybe this is what because

20:26

violent J YCP has panic

20:28

attacks it kind of sounds like what he's

20:31

talking about we're just like all of a sudden you just like Seize

20:33

up and like it's like you're just scared

20:37

about stuff in general Terrified

20:40

like just like the sheer like panic attack

20:42

was your volatility and chaotic ness

20:45

of life and the universe and everything Just like

20:47

hit me like a fucking freight train and I'm like,

20:49

oh my god. This is a scary place Yeah,

20:52

you feel like you needed to leave

20:53

and yeah, I gotta get the fuck out of there So

20:56

that's fight or flight and you're okay.

20:58

We're just choosing flight basically

21:00

if I may yes

21:02

knowing what you

21:04

took this sounds

21:05

a bit more like

21:07

Ego death and like you

21:09

had did you feel like you as a an

21:11

entity were broken down and you had to rebuild

21:13

yourself Your psyche.

21:16

Um a little bit. Yeah, we're

21:18

like I was like normal human things

21:20

that I was like, oh, yeah That's why people are

21:23

acting this way or you know, I would be able

21:26

seemingly not living their normal life And it was kind

21:28

of a little weird. I mean, yes I

21:32

don't want to invalidate your experience.

21:34

No, I'm trying to figure it out

21:38

Like a form of a panic attack maybe

21:40

yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

21:42

Well anyway,

21:43

anyways, it's cool that

21:45

Um Smokey

21:47

Jay, what's the same again?

21:49

Why wouldn't Alan Jay like is openly

21:51

talks about that? Yeah. Yeah. It's

21:53

it's interesting

21:54

You know,

21:55

yeah, we're we talking about right before that though. How do we get there?

21:58

Well what you're afraid of and we were talking about

21:59

unusual phobia

22:00

and how we live in life.

22:03

Yeah, how we choose. So

22:06

you think that like

22:08

you

22:09

don't have very high hopes for the future?

22:11

Is that kind of?

22:13

No, no, it's just that everything

22:15

that I could ever be excited about to do right

22:17

now, like I want to travel the world, I want to like

22:19

see my nieces and nephews grow. I want to

22:21

have good times with my parents. And

22:23

then I think I flash forward in my mind

22:25

to like 50 years, 60 years. If

22:28

I make it that fucking far

22:30

and it's all already happened. All

22:32

my family is gone.

22:34

And do the children even

22:35

care about me? Oh, so OK, so you're like

22:37

flash forward at the end of your life, basically, and

22:39

being like, well, shit, all this stuff that I'm excited

22:41

about now is one day going to be in the past.

22:44

And that's distracting to you. That makes sense.

22:46

In

22:46

another perspective, maybe you'll have lived

22:48

that that fulfilling life. And

22:50

I'll be like, I'm tired. You'll have. Yeah, you'll be like, I've

22:53

done it. I do think that I might be more like that.

22:55

But the fact that I don't the

22:57

fact that I'm not there. Yeah. But you might be a very

22:59

sick being like, I had the life. I had the life. Yeah.

23:02

You know, and I do wonder if that's like something that you

23:04

experience when you're older. Yeah.

23:07

I feel like the one thing I

23:10

know one, but like, like, you

23:13

know, when when everyone when I was

23:15

way younger and everyone's like, all right, you got to

23:17

have all these goals and do all this fun stuff

23:20

and stuff. And it seems like so many people were so

23:22

stressed out about

23:24

just that

23:25

the minutia and these things that really

23:28

aren't important or

23:29

like, they're not important. I think it's like certain

23:31

milestones that everyone's supposed to do. Is that what

23:33

you mean? Like,

23:34

you're supposed to go to college. What I really mean is like,

23:36

is like people have the goals and they

23:38

want to work hard to achieve the goals. But

23:40

I feel like everyone forgets to have a good

23:43

time while you're doing.

23:44

That's like, that's definitely a big

23:46

American thing. Yeah. Like we hear

23:48

definitely. I mean, our generation,

23:50

too, was instilled of like, you got to work

23:52

hard, go to college, get everything you want. But then

23:54

like, yeah, like there was not as much

23:57

emphasis on. Oh, and make

23:59

sure you just like. having a good time and make sure you

24:01

make good i mean i guess i would like me to make good

24:03

connections make sure you make good friendships alike and

24:06

we have a and

24:07

i have a lot of their own so concerned

24:09

about the future which i think is a good healthy thing but

24:11

at the same time you said you can't

24:13

be at the i think there was a lot

24:15

of joy and i really don't

24:16

think the capitalist mentality that's been ingrained

24:18

into a few work hard and you can retire

24:20

and enjoy your life yeah i i i

24:23

i i

24:23

enjoy yeah i'm trying more to

24:25

enjoy the moment but i have

24:27

a very nihilistic perspective where and

24:29

james doesn't love this program like a

24:32

few hundred years from now we're gonna be so dead

24:34

now even the family that would remember us is going

24:36

to be all gone so we should

24:39

not let the smaller things so

24:41

dead so that i

24:43

don't have a way to get out of

24:45

the things really stressing out that's a real way

24:48

to dislike quickly bring it back in like

24:51

nothing's gonna matter you know like and

24:53

you have a thing like you died twice like once

24:55

when you die once in the last program members

24:57

yeah

24:59

but i can't go to it and

25:02

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Hey everybody, welcome back. Thanks to those

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sponsors. We were just

27:06

talking about, you know, all things scary and

27:08

we were getting quite very scary,

27:11

some real scary. Like maybe let's bring it back to

27:13

the supernatural or the yellow chins and ghosts.

27:16

As opposed to existential dread?

27:17

As opposed to existential dread.

27:20

So sorry if we got too deep there for you. But

27:22

leave us a comment, because I'm curious.

27:25

What are you scared of? What are you fearful

27:27

of? What's your phobia? Is it

27:29

like the holes thing? Because

27:30

that's like way more

27:32

potential than. Trypophobia is the

27:34

holes maybe? Something like that, yeah. I want to pick up some new

27:35

fears from this comment section that I never even

27:38

considered. That's people that are afraid of the

27:40

Shia LaBeouf film,

27:41

Holes?

27:42

Yeah, yeah. Hmm,

27:43

interesting. It's a big, it's not as niche as you think.

27:46

But Elise, you were telling

27:48

me earlier before we started this podcast

27:50

about

27:51

frogging, and I'm gonna make you talk about it. Yes.

27:54

So we actually just did an episode, we

27:56

recorded an episode about 30 more minutes that's

27:58

on the way. Just let me know what this is yet though. What frogging

28:00

is

28:01

I mean, I'm a big Frogger fan. I go

28:03

to my local arcade The

28:06

arcade game You're

28:09

I'm

28:09

sure you're familiar with this type

28:11

of frogging the the act of it You

28:14

just maybe don't know that it's referred to as frogging

28:16

the frogging PH ro

28:18

GG ing

28:19

PH ro yes is a pH

28:22

thing. Yeah, it's it's

28:24

Someone someone living in your

28:26

home be it in the walls the attic the

28:28

crawlspace the basement without

28:31

you

28:31

being aware of it

28:32

All right, and well

28:34

like parasite like exactly like Paris

28:37

or like when you do it in the sims

28:39

Okay, can you do that in the sims? There's

28:41

like this one playthrough that I saw on tiktok not

28:43

to derail this conversation No But somebody

28:46

created a sim who like lived in the walls

28:48

and like they would only let her escape when the other

28:50

sim went to work And I created like a

28:52

good worry. That's so good.

28:55

I love that walls I mean, it's basically

28:58

yeah the sim so I mean Like

29:01

if you have a house type of fear

29:03

because I think it's less like you likely if you

29:05

live in a small apartment

29:06

or something like Switzerland

29:09

or whatever and her husband had like all those kids

29:11

underneath their house, you know what happens

29:13

in America, too You didn't hear about that.

29:16

No, they had it was like

29:18

He had a daughter

29:21

down there that he was like hiding

29:23

raping Sorry

29:25

to bring us down. But yeah, you know he and then they had

29:27

kids him and his daughter. Oh my god Wait, are

29:29

you doing

29:30

the plot of barbarian?

29:31

No, no, this is a real thing that happened and

29:33

she and she was out there for forever And

29:35

like and then finally one day her and her kids Left

29:38

and then the wife never knew in it. So

29:41

what she says never knew anything about it or anything the

29:44

whole That's

29:48

like an extreme I mean that's that's someone being

29:51

held captive against their will I wouldn't say that because like

29:53

frogging is

29:53

a choice You like deliberately

29:56

enter someone's home without their knowledge.

29:59

Okay, so it's the person who?

29:59

who's living there as the frogger. The

30:02

person who's living there

30:02

is, well, and then the actual homeowners

30:04

are the victim, right? Because they

30:06

don't know that someone, there's a show on Hulu,

30:09

Frogger, hide her in my house or

30:11

something,

30:11

where every episode is people

30:13

talking about experiences where they had a

30:15

frogger

30:16

living in their home secretly.

30:19

It's happened to celebrities. Who the real?

30:21

Like it happened to George Michael, there

30:23

was a woman hiding under his floorboards.

30:26

Whoa.

30:28

Well, you had to, yeah, like that's

30:30

so, just think about like that bling ring who like

30:32

was easily able to get into people's houses. So of

30:34

course there could be people who just

30:36

go and live in celebrity houses. But there are all kinds

30:38

of

30:38

cases where people are like, yeah, there was a person, like I

30:41

didn't know about, like the parasite thing

30:42

is that. Oh, I'm gonna watch this later and get so

30:45

creeped

30:45

out. Is this about what I was talking

30:47

about? No, this is frogging, like what you're

30:49

talking about. And I definitely

30:51

have had that feeling at like 2

30:52

a.m. where you hear a noise and

30:54

you're like, is somebody in the other

30:56

room? But

30:58

you're so tired, you're like, no. No,

31:00

like there could be a burglar in your house, but you're like, no, there's

31:02

no one there. I think I would be more fearful of that if

31:05

I had like a bigger home, like if I had a house.

31:07

But then again, I don't know that I would be fearful of

31:09

it because whoever's living in my house should be fucking afraid

31:12

of me. Yeah, I'm a menace.

31:14

I'll fuck them up. Do you have a

31:16

whole bunch of guns? Yeah, no, I'm

31:19

scary. One of the most

31:20

helpful signs of a frogger living in your

31:22

home is if items have been moved, like furnitures and moods

31:25

where you don't remember it.

31:26

When I first moved into my apartment, I won't say

31:28

like where I live or anything, but I legit thought

31:30

that I had a ghost because like it's very old there and

31:32

I would hear noises in the hallway

31:35

mostly. I don't hear it as much anymore. So now

31:37

if I do have a ghost, I'm like, oh, they're probably school with

31:39

me. And when we first got Arlen, she

31:41

would stare into the hallway and I was like, girl,

31:43

you gotta stop doing that. You

31:45

gotta stop looking in the hallway.

31:48

That's another indication of a frogger is if you're

31:50

pet-sacting weird, like they won't go into a certain

31:52

room or they're like looking at a wall

31:55

really strange. Pets are good. They'll

31:57

tell you what's up.

31:57

I like the name, Frogger.

33:37

severe

34:00

than it was like a flip phone. Yeah. But

34:03

you know, I, I can imagine so and then

34:05

so you go into frogging very deeply

34:07

on the 30

34:08

more we do on the show we talked about some specific

34:10

we have to check that out you have to go check out 30

34:12

more minutes a couple couple weeks from now but

34:15

in a couple weeks

34:16

we have an episode every week but

34:19

that was gonna come on our podcast and

34:22

out your podcast

34:24

money is money money is money.

34:27

Where

34:30

are we at on this tier list? Do you think that we're ready

34:32

to dive into this a little bit? Can

34:34

we zoom in on it too when we show it because

34:36

it's hard to read. Ryan's

34:41

got blows now. So

34:43

we're gonna do this tier list so at least you

34:45

want to explain it one more time for people listening

34:48

and what we're gonna do here. Yeah, I think you

34:50

hit the nail on the head with this horror superlative.

34:52

So the character tropes that you would see

34:54

in most horror

34:56

films are

34:57

a good swath of them. Okay. And so if you're

35:00

looking at the list here, there's the killer of course,

35:03

the final girl that's the girl that's generally

35:05

like you're looking at your

35:06

Ripley's or your your

35:08

Sydney Prescott. You know,

35:10

bring it to terms I understand like Nev Campbell's

35:13

character from Scream. She's the last one. She's the last

35:15

gal standing. Last gal standing. Yeah,

35:17

last gal standing. I get it. The

35:19

sus one. I guess it's Maggie from the Walking Dead.

35:21

Yeah, the sus one is maybe the suspicious character

35:23

but they're not the killer per se.

35:26

They just give off that aura. They're a red

35:28

herring, the jock of course. That's Omar.

35:31

Trips all while running away. This is a big one

35:33

because you know you're watching the horror movie and you're like, oh,

35:36

come on, just run you fucking idiot.

35:39

Yeah. I'm like a human. The one

35:41

with the plan but dies. So this is maybe your

35:43

Randy from the Scream franchise where

35:45

he knows the tropes.

35:47

He knows everything he's like, but still

35:50

he can't escape the killer. Skeptic.

35:52

This is they're like, come on, like there's no such

35:55

thing as a ghost.

35:56

The nerd.

35:58

Again, another like high school. kind of trope,

36:02

fan favorite but also dies. This

36:05

is like, you know, beloved

36:07

character. Sometimes a fan favorite might die in a second

36:10

or third or fourth installment in a franchise.

36:13

And then your prologue death, I

36:15

think this is like your final scare of the movie

36:17

where you think everything's been wrapped up

36:19

and everything seems like good. You meant epilogue

36:21

death?

36:22

Oh, I guess that would be, yeah, I guess that would be epilogue

36:24

death. Oh, pardon me, then the prologue death

36:26

would be like. Drew Barrymore. Drew Barrymore and Scream.

36:29

They have protagonist energy,

36:30

but we're killing them off right away. Well,

36:33

I just throwing, starting this off here. In

36:36

my mind, there's a lot of people that could go with the killer.

36:39

We'll go through them, but I think to me, it's only

36:41

Jacob Fullerton. Well, it's interesting, you feel

36:44

that, Ryan, because in the Rooster Teeth

36:46

tier list that the community did, Jacob

36:48

was under a killer. Really? Yeah,

36:51

me and Jacob were under the killer tier.

36:53

I would have either put James, or

36:57

just total sociopath, or

37:00

Patrick, for obvious

37:02

reasons. James was upset he wasn't under the

37:05

killer. Yes, I mean, Jacob

37:08

is the most obvious killer. When

37:09

you put Jock on there, everybody's gonna pick.

37:12

James. James for Jock. Yeah, or

37:14

me, but.

37:15

I mean, you're an athletic guy. You play

37:18

sports and stuff. Rick, I think Rick

37:20

could also be Jock. Rick could be

37:22

the Jock, yeah. Honestly, Rick would be the

37:24

Jock. Yeah, I think, I would feel confident

37:26

putting Rick as a Jock. All right, Rick,

37:28

you're the Jock. You're the Missy.

37:30

He'll take it, he says. All right, there's

37:33

Rick as a Jock.

37:34

Not offers opportunity to place James

37:37

elsewhere. Can you also go through who is

37:39

on this list? Who we're gonna be at this place? Because

37:42

maybe some of these categories we don't have somebody.

37:44

Yeah, there might not be. Maybe friends of the channel

37:46

might fit under some of these, too.

37:47

But we have Charlotte, we have Dan,

37:50

we have Elise, Jacob, James,

37:53

John Holland, John Smith,

37:56

me, Lindsay, Omar, Patrick,

37:59

Ryan, and we've placed Rick

38:02

up at the jock. Now,

38:05

I want to say...

38:08

I'm going to say Zack Anderson's the prologue death. In

38:11

the Funhouse universe. Okay.

38:14

Or the killer. He could be the killer

38:16

very well. The prologue death would be good. Charlotte

38:21

was interesting because in the RT subreddit,

38:24

she was a final girl along with Lindsay.

38:26

Yeah. But then everyone was like,

38:28

she definitely trips while running away. Like, have

38:30

you seen her spill shit? Honestly?

38:32

Yeah, I could see that. I

38:33

kind of agree with that.

38:36

There's a lot of people that could fit with trips while running

38:38

away on this. I mean, John Smith. I

38:41

could.

38:42

Lindsay, I definitely think you

38:44

as the final girl holds for me because I do

38:47

think you already have big like rom-com

38:49

protagonist energy for me. I've said it before

38:51

in the past.

38:51

I think you could carry this movie

38:53

and I think everyone would be rooting for

38:56

you

38:56

to survive.

38:57

So I definitely think you

38:59

as final girl makes sense. I

39:02

was going to go you final girl.

39:04

I don't know. I can see that too. There's

39:07

a skeptic sitting over here. Just, you know. Lindsay? That's

39:10

mine. That's just me. When I read these

39:12

at first, I go, okay.

39:14

Lindsay's a final girl who's skeptical

39:16

at first, but then it happens to her. And then she goes,

39:18

it could happen to me. She goes, no,

39:20

it's real.

39:23

I think like, see, I'm

39:25

trying to figure out where Ryan would fit into this.

39:28

Fan fave, but I think you would be fan

39:30

fave but dies. What

39:32

do you think Ryan? You could also

39:34

be a killer too. That could be the killer.

39:36

Because

39:36

you have done more than final girl. Remember in

39:39

that video where you tricked me into

39:41

thinking whether you were telling me a real story

39:43

about your childhood, but it was the plot of Mighty Duck. Yeah,

39:45

I remember that. That was so awesome. That was a killer behavior.

39:48

I also think he

39:49

could be prologue death. Like they would start

39:51

out with we're having a big funhouse team

39:53

party and he's like, guys, let's do shots. And

39:55

then like, he just like killed.

39:58

What

39:58

about me is the first one, man?

39:59

Come on the subreddit

40:02

had a little John Smith, and I kind of

40:04

thought that wasn't too bad John Smith also the nerd

40:07

Jacob's a nerd. Let's put Jacob in nerd. I

40:09

was a killer. I think Dan

40:12

could also be the suspect one like You

40:15

know Dan. We think like he's giving

40:18

off killer energy, but Or

40:20

he or he could also be skeptic

40:22

There's so it's

40:24

funny how you look at somebody and you're

40:26

like you know it's like a horoscope you can

40:28

yeah Why is this person? Also,

40:30

I could be as the skeptic Yeah,

40:33

John Holland. I could see his fan fave, but

40:35

dies or the jock too, or

40:38

he's the one with the plan, but I oh

40:40

yeah

40:45

Patrick

40:47

I mean oh my oh my the one with the

40:48

plan, but dies too

40:51

Or he trips home running away Cuz

40:53

of his you trick trying to keep his shoes clean

40:57

But I could see

40:59

I can see Omar as the killer

41:01

too We are never gonna

41:08

Patrick what do we cuz Patrick is

41:10

a fun one. Let's do the ones we can all agree on

41:12

first Patrick

41:15

is the final girl they had

41:17

him as a skeptic Yeah, I mean I

41:20

could see that but also I could

41:22

see him as prologue death.

41:24

I could see Patrick as the nerd

41:27

Really yeah

41:29

Why?

41:30

Cuz he's a fucking nerd he doesn't

41:32

think that he's not he's like that's nerd

41:35

shit But like he's the biggest nerd I mean

41:37

Jacob's he's like painting Gundams right

41:39

now

41:39

What have we subverted the horror movie

41:41

expectations we made we made James

41:44

usually the jock the nerd

41:46

okay? Let's let's put some in and then we can do

41:48

the right

41:48

all right. Let's do anything are we putting James

41:50

as the killer I don't think so. I don't

41:52

think so either. I

41:54

think I could be the nerd too You

41:56

could be the nerd I could see you as the nerd You

41:59

don't

41:59

think Lindsay final

42:00

girl that's just me but I can see

42:02

her as the final girl if

42:04

you two don't think I think Lindsay

42:06

final girl personally but and

42:09

you don't think Lindsay final girl we can not

42:11

do that but I think prologue death

42:13

for me honestly no I would

42:17

stand

42:17

by Patrick as a skeptic because he's always

42:19

fucking double questioning I kid I could

42:21

be talking to Patrick

42:23

is the skeptic for now for now for

42:26

now

42:29

for the one with the plan but

42:31

dies let's put John Hall in there

42:33

yep that makes sense to me

42:36

and fanfave but dies I'm gonna say

42:38

John Smith

42:40

he I feel like we can use

42:42

his serial killer energy though so

42:44

you know it's

42:47

like maybe I mean scream

42:49

there's always multiple killers generally right either

42:52

him as the ses one or the killer to me

42:54

makes most sense or the one that trips while running away somehow

42:56

I can just see he's a bit he's very okay

42:58

but let's put Charlotte trips while running away

43:00

for now for sure for now yes

43:03

yes

43:04

I do think you Ryan

43:06

I think you as the prologue death would

43:09

send

43:09

ripples it would yeah I'm down

43:11

with that so

43:12

people would be like oh this shit

43:14

serious they killed the funny guy yeah

43:17

this you do have a little bit of Randy from scream

43:19

energy which is why I could also you also see

43:21

you as the one with the plan but dies I could

43:24

see you coming everybody and being like we're

43:26

in a horror movie here's what's happening this is

43:28

what we need to do and then you just get like a

43:30

knife through you immediately you know because

43:32

I also can kind of see that for

43:35

you Elise you have it because you

43:37

always have good plans you know bringing it to the group

43:39

you know

43:39

hey guys let's do this but my plan would

43:42

be a killer's plan to deceive

43:43

you okay mine would just be

43:45

very stupid plan

43:47

that everyone's no I

43:49

think put

43:51

Elise as the nerd

43:52

yeah okay it's we need

43:53

to

43:56

get back before the yeah

43:58

what's it called the the

43:59

the uh...

44:01

uh... the the curfew oh

44:03

the curfew

44:04

well we can't party tonight and

44:06

then the I everyone the jocks

44:08

picked me up and carry me away again I go no

44:12

um sus1 uh...

44:13

of the five we have

44:16

I mean to meet James or

44:18

Dan Dan

44:18

I feel like I still feel Dan

44:20

Dan I know with Dan being the sus one cause

44:22

you don't know what's going on yeah you had brain in it

44:24

people would be like is he the killer? I don't know

44:26

alright when Lindsey looks like you're our

44:29

our final goal I think here well I'm gonna throw a curve

44:31

ball for y'all here

44:34

I think

44:35

we could even put two killers uh-huh

44:38

we could put James and Lindsey as the killers

44:41

okay

44:42

but Lindsey for the whole movie gives

44:44

off final girl energy mm-hmm right

44:47

Omar's

44:47

the final girl

44:49

and so Jacob is not

44:50

or maybe Jacob's the final girl well some of these

44:52

will get doubled up um but

44:54

maybe David I think we'll get doubled up or

44:56

Jacob's our final girl

44:59

um

45:01

yeah put everybody on here and let's see what we want to move around because

45:03

I think wrap things up

45:05

I think also John Holland could be a

45:07

jock okay I was about to propose this I

45:09

was about to propose John Holland

45:12

to jock

45:14

and then

45:15

Rick

45:17

prologue death sorry Rick you

45:19

you're there you're also you got the same energy as

45:21

Ryan like oh we're here to party we're just

45:23

having a good time so the two and then like and then

45:26

like they both die the two of them are going in the football

45:28

game together

45:28

games over games like

45:30

they did yesterday

45:31

games over they're walking home late

45:33

at night and then that's

45:35

when it happens

45:36

so can we see I want to see so can we

45:38

put uh John Holland to jock

45:41

okay

45:41

Rick down and prologue death

45:44

um

45:45

put me put me in the one with the plan but

45:47

dies because I feel like I would have a plan and then I

45:49

would just die you think Jacob and James would all be

45:51

killers and then and then maybe

45:54

uh can you put

45:58

um can you put Charlotte

47:54

For

48:01

me, I'm pretty, you know, I can basically

48:04

agree with most of these things over here. The

48:06

only thing I think you could also kill me in

48:08

the prologue.

48:09

Oh, I'd love to. For

48:11

Omar's making changes

48:14

right now. He

48:17

put himself as the one with the plan, but

48:19

dies. Oh, interesting. Okay,

48:21

let's see how Omar...

48:22

Okay, he put weird feelings

48:24

for Chantalou. Hey, if you're not on the podcast,

48:27

don't mess up

48:27

our chart. Okay,

48:30

the audio listeners can't see everything that's moving and

48:32

it's getting all moved. Okay, we've got... I

48:36

just feel like the one thing we're not taking

48:39

advantage of is... Okay, can we put... What?

48:41

What's happening

48:43

here? Can we put...

48:45

He's saving it to Google, I bet. So,

48:47

it's just that

48:49

we're not taking advantage of how Jacob's,

48:52

you know, innocence, you know, we

48:54

can subvert that. And then also how...

48:57

And then James...

48:59

It seems too on the nose that James is the killer. He

49:01

looks like a killer in that picture. Look at him.

49:03

All right, swap Jacob and James.

49:05

Okay, there we go. There

49:07

you go. There we go. I'm happy

49:09

now. Okay, but ski

49:10

Ulrich looked like a total killer

49:11

in the dream.

49:13

Well, every once in a while, you do the

49:15

double, double reversal so that the killer looks like

49:17

a killer. Or would it be ironic

49:19

that James, who focuses

49:21

so much on having his,

49:23

you know, the healthiest body, he trips while

49:25

running away. That'd be hilarious. That'd be a good joke.

49:28

Well, do you have any final changes to this before we

49:30

read out? I

49:33

mean, it kind of got all jumbled up. I don't think this is

49:35

what we could have. This is not it. What

49:38

are the big changes? Because right now... I don't think you're

49:40

the suss one. It's killer Jacob,

49:43

the final girl James. Yeah. Suss one,

49:45

Dan, myself, the jock,

49:48

John Holland, trips while running away,

49:50

Charlotte, the one with the plan, but dies,

49:52

Omar. I would kill me during the prologue. The skeptic is Patrick.

49:55

I know that I thought about it more. The nerd is Elise and

49:56

John. I can't handle this.

49:59

20 weeks on set.

50:02

Fanfade but dies is Ryan Haley

50:04

and prologue death is Rick.

50:08

Put me back on the one with the plan but dies.

50:11

Cause you know I'm gonna have a plan and I

50:13

will die. See I prefer to come in

50:15

as like the heel though where everyone, they

50:17

want me to be the killer, you know? And then

50:20

it turns out that I'm

50:21

not, I'm just. You're the job.

50:23

I really liked Ryan and Rick

50:25

leaving the football game

50:27

together

50:27

and then getting murdered in the street.

50:30

As the prologue death.

50:31

Yeah, yeah,

50:33

as the prologue

50:33

death.

50:35

All right, put him back down on the prologue death. And

50:37

then we had John Smith as fanfade

50:40

but dies. Fanfade but dies,

50:40

yeah, that feels good.

50:42

Maybe I'm the skeptic.

50:46

Switch him? I don't know. No, no, no,

50:48

he's a skeptic, he's

50:49

a skeptic.

50:51

I think you could also switch John

50:53

and I as fanfade but dies in the nerd but I

50:56

don't wanna give myself too much

50:57

credit there. But when we've all seen Lou,

50:59

come on. That's Lou, that's

51:01

all you do. No, you would definitely fanfade

51:03

but dies. Yeah, swap those, exactly.

51:06

Lou but not Elise. Not Elise. No,

51:08

it is Elise. No, no, no, no, this is Lou. We

51:10

can say that it's Elise. This is Lou that dies here.

51:13

I mean, it would be everyone else's

51:15

themselves

51:15

and then Elise alone says Lou.

51:19

I like that this ad is like, hey, do you get wasted

51:21

and shit? Make sure to hydrate.

51:24

Anyways, that's our, I think that's

51:26

it. Because you went down from the top. No,

51:29

I just did it, so you go for it. Oh, you just did it, okay. Killer,

51:32

Jacob, Final Girl James, Sus one, Dan,

51:34

Jock, John Holland, Trips hole running away, Charlotte,

51:36

the one with the plan but dies, Omar and Lindsay,

51:39

the skeptic, Patrick, the nerd, John Smith,

51:41

fanfade but dies, Lou, Elise Williams says

51:43

Lou. Prologue death, Rick and Ryan

51:45

leaving the

51:45

football game. Wait, it's

51:49

football, soccer football. Omar's

51:51

with them, he dies too. Oh

51:53

my God. I'm

51:59

the only one with the plan.

51:59

And I die later. I I still

52:02

would put Jacob as the

52:03

final girl cuz I think he's got big final girl energy Well,

52:07

you don't think he's you don't think he's suspicious

52:09

as fuck at least as the sus one He's

52:13

he's too sweet to be the killer

52:15

Okay, yeah, it's like no, but

52:17

that's his game. Well, maybe we maybe

52:20

we we think that we'd say that in the film He's

52:22

too sweet. He must be the killer but then at the end It's

52:24

like no, he's too sweet to be the killer. He just came

52:27

off as suspicious

52:27

Remember we all we all know James

52:30

so we know but for an audience that hasn't seen this He

52:33

just seems like you know all-american guy,

52:35

right?

52:36

Yeah, he's a white man. Well,

52:39

but white passing But I

52:41

think I think he's still the killer All

52:44

right. I I could see that Okay,

52:47

I'm down

52:49

All right, and I would

52:51

I mean Lynn I

52:53

Don't know. I don't know whatever who

52:54

cares put him back if you want No,

52:57

this looks good. And if you and you guys

52:59

at home should make a little fun Halloween

53:01

party gag Do it at your Halloween

53:04

party

53:05

Yeah, make your don't

53:06

be a fucking nerd. I'm a Halloween party

53:08

funhouse fearless horror film How

53:16

you would order fun house

53:18

I mean you can do that in the comments, but

53:20

at your Halloween party But then I'm like nobody wants to

53:22

be like if somebody was like hey guys Let's do a tearless

53:25

of Halloween party be like shut up nerd

53:27

and then they would be the nerds

53:28

You mean what you just told everyone to do? Oh

53:32

and

53:33

and also like we should all credit to

53:35

to bliss because it was blues that made this list.

53:37

Yeah Nice

53:40

so

53:40

all credit to I thought it was like a I

53:42

was like, well shout out the community member. No, it was bliss

53:45

Oh, we love one. Yeah

53:47

in this house the fun

53:49

house. We love blue. No,

53:51

I think you're on it fuck

53:55

Anyways, that's gonna be it for today's podcast.

53:58

I want to thank Elise for joining

53:59

Thanks Ryan for being here. Thank

54:02

you for having me. We'll

54:04

catch you on the next episode. Make sure to

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