Guppies can teach us a lot: The world is full of selfish arseholes. You’re probably one yourself. In this episode Kim Noble attempts to return a wallet he found on a 172 bus to its rightful owner and in doing so breaks into a community garden. P.S. the location of a stash of money Kim buried in a roundabout near Manchester is at 18 mins 47 secs if you want to jump to that bit.

Futile Attempts (At Surviving Tomorrow) is written and presented by Kim Noble. The producer is Benbrick.

The series is produced by Novel. www.thisisnovel.co.uk