From BATMAN to B-movies, this week it's time to celebrate the buns, guns, and fun of 1989's THE PUNISHER starring Dolph Lundgren. Not Jon Bernthal. Or Tom Jayne.

Topics Covered: Painted-on beards, Dolph’s buns, Tom Jayne is not fictional, mini reviews and a marriage proposal, the podcast’s conceit is failing, The Punisher as a character, undermotivated '80s buns, naked Ninja Turtles, Japanese stereotypes galore, B-movies, Director Mark Goldblatt, dogfood jokes, Dolph Lundgren is wet cardboard