The lost finale! When we recorded this one, all three of us lived in Seattle. But now we're scattered about the country. For the six of you who care, here's our (final?) episode. Come for the Wheeler hate, stay for one host's literal blackout -

Episode Seven: Don't Poach the Megafauna; or, Saving Sneezer

Apr 11th, 2019 51m 35s

Looten Plunder wants to murder elephants, but the Planeteers aren't having it. Let's all put an end to poaching, sing Diane Warren songs, talk about James Coburn's sex appeal, and debate whether Captain Planet possesses object permanence.

Episode Six: Nuclear war, what is it good for?

Mar 8th, 2019 30s

Zarm (Sting!) is an interstellar baddie with a secret past. Oh, and he's got some seductive swag for the kiddos: Nintendo Power Gloves of conquest! We discuss the coolest way to tuck in a t-shirt, recall our asteroid-related fears, chat about m

Episode Five: Three Cheers for Women in STEM

Jan 2nd, 2019 54m 53s

Happy New Year from Gaia's Gang! We're back to marvel over another kick-ass villain (Meg Ryan, y'all), reflect on the virtues of compostable straws, wonder at what constitutes a "lifetime supply" of anything, and recount our letter-writing camp

Episode Four: Purple Rain vs. Verminous Skumm

Oct 18th, 2018 50m 1s

We're back! But so is Verminous Skumm. Let's correct the record on dragons, accidentally provoke PETA, recall the ickier side of Zack Morris, and find out whether rats really like cheese. Oh, and remember when Oprah bested Big Beef? All that, A

Episode Three: A Brief History of Dragons

Jun 7th, 2018 48m 4s

The Planeteers jet to Thailand to stop Hoggish Greedly and his . . . dragon? Meanwhile, we correct the record from episode two, take some listener feedback, rant a lot, and recall a student council campaign from the days of yore.

Episode Two: Basic Science and Gratuitous Toxic Waste-Fueled Violence

May 11th, 2018 42m 46s

Verminous Skumm is up to no good, and Ma-Ti is stressing because he's the littlest Planeteer. We help him through it, and discuss the Clean Air Act, too!

Episode One: Training, who needs it?

Apr 26th, 2018 56m 12s

Come for the cartoon-induced nostalgia, stay for our review of the myriad merits of a certain blue dish soap. Gaia (Mother Earth) wakes from a hundred-year nap and finds her planet in peril. So she summons five elemental rings and five youths t

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