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it's the game of roses. Welcome
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to the game of roses. This
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is the game of roses. Welcome to
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the game of roses. Welcome
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to game of roses. This
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is Pace Case. This
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is bachelor Cluez and
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we are days away of historic bachelor
1:53
season 28. It's airing on
1:56
Monday, March 20th. FIV.
2:01
Do you know why that date is significant? Uh,
2:05
it is the anniversary of our beloved
2:07
game. That's right. March 25th, 2002
2:09
was episode one, season one of The Bachelor. We
2:14
got to see Dark Lord Harrison. That's where
2:16
the DWAB and the DWAB started. That's when
2:18
they both started. And Alex
2:20
Michelle put this franchise on his
2:23
back, and now, what
2:25
is it, 22 years later, we
2:27
are in season 28, and we
2:29
have Grazi. Aren't we so lucky?
2:31
We are. We are living in a very good
2:33
era of reality TV and teaching us. Speaking
2:36
of hashtag bless, speaking of hashtag greatest
2:39
area of reality TV of all time, Traders
2:42
season one, episode two is in
2:44
Clue's Corner now. Oh my gosh,
2:46
I haven't even watched one. Season
2:49
one is great. Season one has civilians
2:52
mixed in with the reality celebrities,
2:54
which is, I have mixed feelings
2:56
about that, but... And more importantly,
2:58
Luyendyk. Luyendyk is in the episodes,
3:00
yes. Ari, of
3:02
course, not Alessi. I
3:04
can't wait to see. I
3:07
want to see if his and Popeye's strategies were similar. Yeah,
3:09
I'm very curious to see what his police strategy is going
3:11
to be as well, but check that out if you haven't,
3:14
and we look forward to seeing you in the
3:16
bottom of the pit. But this is This Week
3:18
in Bachelor Nation. This is our Friday show that
3:21
wraps up everything that's been going on around the
3:23
nation and reality TV generally. We're going to give
3:25
you all those tids in
3:27
Bachelor Nation news, all those parasocial plays. We've
3:29
got some screams coming up in the end
3:32
of this episode. And before
3:35
we get to any of that, though, we must, of
3:37
course, talk about something
3:39
that's happening in Game of Roses.
3:45
Date of the game. So
3:49
we had a very interesting woman till all this
3:52
week. Of course, Maria
3:54
stole the show. Producers,
3:56
if you're listening, she must be
3:59
bachelor. Bachelorette. Maria
4:01
must be Bachelorette.
4:05
You have no other choice here. Bachelorette.
4:07
Maria must be Bachelorette.
4:10
There's just so much
4:12
left on the table if she's not the Bachelorette in my
4:14
opinion. There's no choice. She
4:17
is a star. I agree. Even
4:20
if she's polarizing people. That's why
4:22
they'll watch. It doesn't matter. It's the polarization.
4:24
How would she maneuver through a season as
4:26
a lead? We have to see that. We
4:29
are pleading with you. I can't wait
4:31
for the AIs to give it to me. I
4:33
need to see it now. Hopefully the AIs won't
4:35
have to. Hopefully the producers will give it to
4:37
us. It's
4:39
clear to us that some of the things we say on
4:42
this show make their way into the show
4:44
itself, into the Bachelor world, and
4:46
have some impact. Hopefully,
4:50
we've helped. I believe we
4:52
have been helpful in making the
4:54
show better, getting it back on a
4:56
track where it's dominating ratings. Season
4:59
28 is one of the most successful seasons in a
5:01
long time. Please take
5:04
our advice. Maria is the next Bachelorette.
5:06
She will continue the upward trajectory. No
5:08
one else from this season will. I'm
5:11
not saying they wouldn't turn in good seasons, but ...
5:13
The Bachelor is my life. The
5:15
Bachelor is my whole life. The Bachelor is my lifestyle.
5:18
I just want it to be good. That
5:20
is my main desire for it. I
5:23
do think that she will make the best
5:25
season. There's just such an anticipation for her.
5:27
This, by the way, isn't even state of
5:29
the game. This isn't even state of the
5:31
game. There's just such an anticipation
5:34
for her that if you
5:36
deny the satisfaction of that anticipation,
5:38
I think you will lose a
5:40
large number of viewers. You've
5:43
built her up in such a way that
5:45
we must see the conclusion of her story.
5:47
I've seen the comments. Yeah, we all have.
5:50
Some of them are threatening. Speaking
5:53
of threatening comments ... Okay, let's just get into
5:55
it then. Speaking of
5:57
threatening comments, yes. Maria
5:59
did steal the show, but ... Rachel Nance had
6:01
an extremely important hot seat at
6:03
this Women Tell All. It was
6:06
an anti-bullying, anti-racism kind of hot
6:08
seat. They buried it
6:10
deep in the show at the end. But
6:13
to me, they buried it deep
6:15
in the show maybe, but this whole show, there
6:17
was nothing buried. To me, it was
6:19
one of the greatest tell-alls that we've ever seen for a
6:21
variety of reasons. One was the Maria show, two
6:24
was Rachel Nance doing what she did in this
6:26
hot seat, which was a very important moment. And
6:29
at one point, No, this was
6:31
historic. It was not only historic, it was
6:33
referential to something else that was historic, especially
6:35
when DLP says show of hands,
6:37
who's experienced this? Now, recently, Pace
6:40
Case and I went back into the vault of
6:42
time and we rewatched the
6:45
Women Tell All for Pilot Pete's Bachelor season 24.
6:48
This occurred on March 2nd, 2020. In
6:52
that tell-all, they brought out
6:54
Rachel Lindsay, the first black
6:56
bachelorette. She was not a
6:58
player in that season. They brought her
7:00
out to sit next to Chris Harrison
7:03
and talk about many of the same
7:05
things. Now, we're gonna play that clip
7:07
for you right now in
7:09
its entirety, and then we're gonna
7:11
come back out and talk about it. Again,
7:14
this is from March 2nd, 2020. Here
7:17
we go. I feel like you guys
7:19
hear us talk about the hate that we
7:21
receive, but you have no idea
7:24
what it is. And
7:26
the only way that I can actually make you
7:28
feel it is for you to
7:30
see it. So I wanna start out by
7:32
reading some of these messages that these women
7:35
have received. And I just wanna warn you that they're
7:37
graphic, they're explicit, and
7:40
it's shocking. You're
7:48
an emotional, stupid bitch. Kill
7:52
yourself, you're useless. Fuck
7:55
you. Stupid
8:00
punk-ass bitch, if I ever see you, get
8:02
ready to have your lawyer ready because I'm
8:04
gonna fuck you up, bitch. Of
8:11
course you pulled the black card. You're
8:13
so jealous, holy shit. Stop
8:16
being a jealous bitch. It doesn't
8:18
look good on you, and you
8:20
need all the help you can get looking good
8:22
because you're the ugliest girl in the house. No
8:32
one cares about a half-sex, half-Mexican
8:34
bitch's opinion. You
8:39
are disgusting and are
8:42
jealous. I'm
8:45
like shaking as I'm reading
8:47
this because it's
8:51
shocking, it's uncomfortable. I know it's uncomfortable for
8:53
you to see. Just imagine how
8:55
uncomfortable it is to get this
8:57
in your comments and your DMs every day. Every
9:00
week, every month. And
9:03
you guys, that's just a tip
9:06
of the iceberg. Clearly
9:08
what we're talking about isn't
9:11
criticism. This is
9:14
hate. How
9:16
many of you have faced
9:19
true hate? Not criticism, true
9:21
hate. That's
9:25
a hundred percent of you. You
9:28
have to set your DMs that have
9:30
filters for certain words so you don't
9:32
see them. It's literally that
9:35
batch where you have to try to figure out a
9:37
way to block it out so you don't see
9:39
it on a day-to-day so it literally brings you down.
9:42
I was so afraid to even pick up my
9:44
phone because people were saying such nasty things to
9:46
me. She was getting death threats. I was
9:48
saying death work emails. My work email saying that, hey, I
9:50
want to buy a house, but it's actually a paragraph of
9:52
how I should go kill my phone. I'm
9:59
really excited. Yeah, I
10:01
guess it's just hard growing up. I grew
10:03
up in a predominantly white town with a
10:05
white mom and a white dad. And
10:08
then coming out, hearing all these
10:10
comments, saying these things, it's just
10:12
hard. When
10:15
you're bullied for the
10:17
way that you were born or
10:20
the color of your skin, that's
10:22
something that's not a choice and that's something that
10:24
you can't change. Sometimes
10:27
I've had to go through my life because of the color
10:29
of my skin and because of where I'm
10:31
from, I've had to be really strong. In
10:34
a moment where you don't even know how
10:36
to be strong, you just have to
10:38
do it because if you don't, you're
10:41
going to fall apart. So I
10:44
have to be that for myself. But when
10:47
these things are said about you and those wounds
10:49
from your past, they're never
10:51
fully closed. So then when
10:54
people attack you that way and the way
10:57
it makes my mother feel, it's just
11:01
like when it comes to the point of
11:03
attacking someone for who their mother and father
11:05
is and because of the color of their skin, that's
11:08
where I have to stop. And just
11:10
because you talk a certain way or you
11:12
act a certain way, you can't stereotype someone
11:14
based off of that. That's ridiculous and it's
11:16
upsetting to think that, oh, someone's a certain
11:18
race. They can't be proper or they can't...
11:20
Or have blonde hair. They can't have blonde
11:22
hair. Why does that matter? I was going
11:25
to say a lot of the comments that I got right
11:27
away off the show was about my hair
11:30
and my choice of being natural
11:32
and it sucks and it hurts. Your
11:35
hair is beautiful. It's literally your hair.
11:37
It's beautiful. It's beautiful. And
11:39
then also, I had
11:41
so much love come in and it
11:43
meant so much to get messages from people
11:45
saying that it's important to have representation and
11:47
thank you. I think that it means a
11:49
lot more to me. The love is
11:52
a lot louder. You just can't
11:54
listen to that negativity. So
11:57
back in 2020, the way they did it was
11:59
they brought in... Rachel Lindsay who at
12:01
the time was the only black bachelorette. They
12:03
brought her out from a prior season. She
12:05
was obviously a big figure still within bachelor
12:08
nation, but she came out there and she
12:10
did this for them. She kind of shouldered
12:12
this whole conversation on her back. She's reading
12:14
the mean tweets. She's crying. Everybody is tear
12:16
playing in the player pool as well. And
12:20
now... She's literally the only lead of color
12:22
they'd ever had. Right. And since
12:24
then, we have had multiple
12:26
black bachelorettes. We've had Tayshia in
12:28
season 16, the second
12:30
half of season 16 of Bachelorette. We've
12:32
had Michelle Young in season 18, and
12:34
we have had, of course, Charity Lawson
12:36
in one of the greatest bachelorette seasons
12:38
of all time in season 20. So
12:41
some things have changed at least in
12:43
the franchise. And who's sitting across from
12:45
each other in this clip? Wouldn't see that
12:47
in 2024. It's D.L.H.
12:49
and Rachel Lindsay. Yeah, that was Dark Lord
12:52
Harrison sitting right next to her. Obviously, their
12:54
relationship changed over the years, to say
12:57
the least. But I think
13:00
to me, it was just kind of an interesting moment
13:02
seeing Rachel Nance essentially do the
13:04
same kind of thing, but the way it was
13:06
presented was different. Because back in season 24... In
13:10
some ways. Yeah, in some ways, certainly. Whatever.
13:13
I'm not saying there's not a lot of work to
13:15
be done, but it seemed like it
13:17
was better this time around. No, I mean the
13:19
raise your hand thing. Yeah, Dark Lord Harrison basically
13:21
did that too. Who has been affected by this?
13:24
They all raise their hands. Literally,
13:26
that raise the hand thing is exactly the
13:28
same. When D.L.P. did that, it did bump
13:30
me and I've kind of let it simmer.
13:32
And when he asked
13:34
all the chairs to
13:37
raise their hands for
13:39
who has gotten hateful
13:42
messages and everyone raises
13:45
their hands, it bumped
13:47
me because it equates
13:50
generic trolling with racist trolling
13:52
a little bit. There's
13:55
just something about the way...
13:57
And then we see Joey's...
14:00
Because Joey's response is very,
14:02
you know, he's not saying racism,
14:04
but we are getting the word racism
14:06
in the Women Tell All this time
14:09
around. And we're also getting
14:11
it from this POV of Rachel, who
14:13
we've been watching all season. It's not like
14:15
they're bringing someone back from years ago and
14:19
doing this gorgeous cheer
14:22
play and describing
14:25
her lived experience,
14:27
which I think just like resonates a lot more.
14:31
Not that Rachel Lindsay isn't amazing, but she's
14:34
not whose story we've been watching. Yeah,
14:36
the March 2nd, 2021, the Rachel Lindsay
14:39
one to me, obviously historically. Oh, God,
14:41
they're both named Rachel. That's
14:43
true, too. But it was obviously historically
14:45
important, but it felt to me much
14:48
more like the show doing
14:51
this because they're kind of forced to. And
14:53
the show is taking no responsibility in
14:55
the fact that they're creating these edits
14:57
that make people hate these players that
14:59
turn them into villains. That season specifically,
15:01
you had like Victoria
15:03
Fuller with the Chase Rice scenario.
15:06
You had Hannah Sluss and Madison
15:08
Pruitt, you know,
15:10
in the same bed during the fantasy
15:12
suites, having that conversation and stuff. They
15:14
were just more malicious back then. The
15:16
current season, I felt like it really
15:18
was the show was behind the message
15:20
instead of like manufacturing it.
15:23
If anybody had had sex with any
15:25
of the players who were the musical
15:27
performers, we didn't know about it. It
15:30
didn't make the idea. They left that
15:32
out of the edit. I just mean
15:34
to say that it felt more sincere
15:38
this time around, not to say that what
15:40
Rachel Lindsay was saying wasn't sincere. I'm talking
15:42
about the production of it, the decision to
15:44
get her to come to shoot it in
15:47
that way, et cetera, et cetera. This
15:49
felt like more real. It also just side
15:51
note reminded me of what
15:53
a great player pool that was. They
15:56
bring back Alexa Raycave, night one player. night
16:00
one players come back anymore. I mean, she
16:02
became a verb. You've got caved. Yes,
16:05
I know. In my opinion, that's
16:07
when you go to paradise and never get to come out of your hotel room.
16:11
Yeah. After what she did for them,
16:14
which is like kind of, I don't
16:16
know, sharing her story here. Paradise book.
16:18
We'll have our episode about the changes
16:20
that need to be made for paradise.
16:22
But there's also something that's interesting to
16:25
me about this entire era that we're
16:27
living through where it's the victims are
16:29
sticking up for the villains in some
16:31
cases. We saw Maria do
16:33
it at this tell all say directly to
16:35
the camera. Everybody who's shitting on
16:38
Leia and Sydney, like layoff, they don't
16:40
deserve it. It's for TRR. It's
16:43
giving crown contention. Absolutely. But it's also
16:45
like a contradiction of the edit. Maria
16:47
is basically saying like they cut them
16:49
to look like villains layoff, that's the
16:51
subtext. The same is true
16:53
of what Jess Vestal did
16:56
on the Love is Blind season six
16:58
reunion to Jimmy and Chelsea. She's the
17:00
exact same thing. They're
17:02
getting so much hate, layoff them.
17:04
It's not their fault, essentially. We
17:06
saw Kelsey Anderson do it to
17:08
Leslie FEMA, our golden
17:11
bachelorette. Yeah,
17:13
that's true. It's
17:16
definitely like, I
17:19
don't know. It is heartening to me that we're taking
17:21
this on. I think that this probably should be in,
17:23
no, this definitely
17:25
should be in every Home
17:28
and Tell All because you
17:30
have to do something. Yes. Otherwise
17:32
you're just letting these or, you know, at
17:35
least pay the players something. Well,
17:37
there's also like this, this idea in
17:39
it, which I think since 2020, what
17:41
I'm about
17:43
to say has like, it has happened more and
17:45
more. The merger of the
17:47
fourth audience with these media products.
17:51
Like we're not simply just watching
17:53
and sending mean DMS to people
17:55
anymore, especially in bachelor. There's podcasts
17:57
like us. There's a bunch of us.
18:00
There's us, there's Dave Neil, there's Claire Nam, but
18:02
there's like so many. And the things that we
18:04
say do affect the show. I
18:06
mean, in some cases, I'm literally training people to
18:08
infiltrate it. So it's like the
18:10
line is a little more blurred between the
18:12
fourth audience and the show itself. That's certainly
18:15
true of like Real Housewives and shit. I
18:17
mean, we saw 4TRR in the document.
18:19
Yeah, that too. On Evelyn's jean jacket.
18:22
And I think that is like kind of
18:25
a part of this too. There is, in
18:27
my opinion, there is a responsibility if
18:29
you are a member of the fourth audience to
18:32
not do these things. It's
18:34
like we have a relationship with the show and
18:36
with the people that are in it. And
18:38
there is, in my opinion anyway,
18:40
as a member of the fourth audience,
18:42
there is like a stewardship of
18:45
the culture of the audience that we are all
18:47
a part of. And it's like,
18:49
don't make it fucking toxic. Don't be mean
18:51
to these people. It goes from the top
18:53
down. Absolutely. I don't know if
18:55
you can, in
18:57
some ways, stop it. Fully,
19:00
I feel like that's just impossible on
19:02
the internet at this point, but
19:04
I am heartened when the show is
19:07
actively trying to do it. I mean, they don't
19:09
have to. They didn't have to do this. Yeah,
19:11
but this is part of villain culture too. And
19:13
I mean, it's a weird kind of razor's edge
19:15
you have to walk, because I get it. You
19:18
need your villains, we all need them. But when
19:20
you cut somebody into one
19:22
of these shows and you cut them specifically to make
19:24
them look worse, you are
19:26
telling the fourth audience, hate this person.
19:28
And they'll take whatever they have, their
19:30
innate hatreds of other people
19:32
in real life, they will take those and
19:35
project them onto that person. That's why
19:38
Sydney, who didn't get gains at all,
19:40
is receiving an inordinate amount of, that's
19:43
why we're seeing Rachel get an inordinate amount of
19:45
hate, she doesn't have as many followers as you'd
19:47
think for a final three,
19:50
again, due to racism. Yeah, I
19:52
mean, the racism is just gonna be, I think
19:54
a part of that hatred for people who
19:57
are racist. And obviously our country has a
19:59
problem with that. I've always had a problem with that.
20:01
But I do think there's a way to make these
20:04
shows so that you make the villains fun, like a
20:06
Tierra LaCazzi kind of thing, a Corinne kind of thing.
20:08
And I'm not saying they didn't get hate. I'm sure
20:10
they did. But Corinne also got almost a million Instagram
20:12
followers. I think she's over a million now. And
20:15
the likable villain. Yes. The
20:18
likable villain is the way to go. I
20:20
think moving forward, it really is about like,
20:22
if you're making media, and I
20:24
do think that there is a disconnect
20:26
with like traditional media, TV, movies,
20:28
whatever. I think the people who make
20:30
that shit is like, we make it, it
20:32
gets its ratings, or it has
20:34
its box office or whatever the case may be for a
20:37
movie or TV. And that's it. That's
20:39
all we give a fuck about. We have no obligation
20:41
to the audience that watches our stuff. That
20:44
attitude has to change. If you are
20:46
making media, and part of why it's
20:48
successful is that you have cultivated an audience who comes
20:50
back to it, especially in a show like The Bachelor,
20:52
where it's been around for 20, whatever seasons, there
20:55
is a relationship between the people who make
20:57
the product and the people who
20:59
consume the product. That does exist, whether they
21:01
want to ignore it or not. It's very
21:03
important for Bachelor. I mean, they make a
21:06
huge deal of it with the
21:08
watch parties, etc. And so
21:10
if you want to curb the toxicity in
21:12
the audience, you have to curb the toxicity
21:14
in the product. It's a direct relationship. It
21:16
is reflected back into the audience. If you
21:18
make the show fun, and everybody in it
21:20
is having a good time, even if they're
21:22
fluent, they can joke about it and laugh
21:24
about it, and nobody really is pissed at
21:27
anybody, then your audience isn't going to be pissed at anybody.
21:29
It's clear it's a TV show. That
21:32
too, which they're doing better about. I mean, they're
21:34
adding that in. They're inching into that for sure.
21:37
But that to me is kind of where
21:39
the state of the game is right now. We're at
21:41
this interesting point where all these different reality TVs are
21:43
starting to explode or TV shows, sorry, in third wave.
21:46
And you are seeing like in Traders
21:49
does a great job of it because it's an
21:51
open game. And in the end, people can be
21:53
pissed at each other or whatever. And that kind
21:55
of became a thing in the reunion that like,
21:57
Phaedra really did hate Dan, called trash
22:00
person or something piece. I don't remember what
22:02
she called him. And he's like, what? It
22:04
was a game, Fager. I mean, she's just
22:06
holding her photos with it. Exactly. You know,
22:08
it's like, that's part of the, yeah, how
22:11
Housewives approached the reunion versus the gamer. Yeah.
22:13
But in the end, it's fun, you know?
22:15
I'm so curious how that will develop too.
22:17
I am as well. But I think there
22:19
is room now for this to happen. And
22:21
I do believe that like the producers of
22:23
these shows are responsible for
22:26
the nature of the fandom of those shows
22:28
in one way or another. And
22:30
it's because of how the media is presented. If
22:32
you put the attitude in it that this person
22:34
is a piece of shit. Look, everybody
22:37
hates this person. Your whole audience is
22:39
gonna hate that person and they're gonna
22:41
send them fucking death threats. It's why
22:43
you don't have children come out of
22:45
one of the limo exits and sing
22:47
about how they hate the person who's
22:49
currently the bachelor. Yes, that's correct. If
22:52
you make the show fun, the audience
22:54
will have fun watching it. If
22:56
you make the show not so fun
22:58
for even one person, then that
23:00
person is going to be targeted by the fourth audience.
23:03
It is just how it works. Yeah.
23:06
So I think with a little more care, a
23:08
little more understanding, you can change
23:10
the attitude of the fourth audience so that stuff
23:12
like this is is rarer, I
23:14
will say. I don't know if you could
23:16
ever make it all go away, but... Take
23:19
Golden Bachelor. Exactly. Exactly. Golden Bachelor is a
23:21
perfect example. No one's a villain.
23:23
Kathy is now a host
23:25
of Golden Happy Hour, which we
23:27
will get to. But
23:30
the way Golden approached it was like all of
23:32
these people are great. I would want to see
23:34
a season with all of them as a lead.
23:36
Great. I agree. And so fun. I agree. But
23:39
that's where we are in our state of the
23:41
game. And God, I can't believe we're coming upon
23:43
the 22 year anniversary of
23:45
the premiere of Bachelor season
23:47
one. Feels tough because
23:50
I watched it in real time.
23:52
So I
23:54
know I did too. I remember exactly
23:57
where I was. The couch I was sitting on, the
23:59
apartment I live in. Then every time I
24:01
say the to I've I've like now.
24:04
If I was twelve. Systems. Are
24:07
So now we gotta move on.
24:10
To. Talk about. This.
24:13
League in
24:15
this. Talking. About the
24:17
ratings of the Women Tall: it didn't
24:20
take a thirteen percent dip from the
24:22
prior weeks Fantasy Suite episode with a
24:24
point Five nine and three point four
24:27
million or of yours, but it was
24:29
still a number that beat night one
24:31
of season twenty eight and overall ranked
24:33
right in the middle of all the
24:36
episodes this season, which is rare to
24:38
say the least. For a
24:40
total especially one that aired an hour
24:43
later than the regularly scheduled time due
24:45
to being preemptive I B C by
24:47
Hopers. Hour long as Epic commercial.
24:49
I didn't watch that. That is so strange
24:52
that they made that decision. They got me
24:54
I thought and natural disasters only should be
24:56
pre empt the of our beloved game. They
24:58
got me with the i was like what
25:00
does this and I watched the whole thing
25:03
and it was basically Oprah interviewing. Doctors.
25:05
And users is of a sammich of
25:07
something I mean and other weight loss
25:09
drugs. and it was basically just a
25:12
commercial for all these drugs. Why is
25:14
that preempting? I have no idea. Wilde
25:16
Am, the later time slot was
25:19
good. News is comparatively as our
25:21
beloved game annihilated the competition. Dominating
25:24
the second half. Of a new episode
25:26
of The Voice on Nbc that I've got a
25:28
point four, nine. And Nc I yeah
25:30
sorry, run on Cbs. They got point
25:32
two One: A new episode of see Think
25:34
He Can Dance on Fox I got a
25:37
point one eight. And a rerun
25:39
of Wild Cards on the Cw
25:41
that limped into the competition with
25:43
a boy. oh for. Fucks
25:45
Fox like A point one. A For a
25:48
major broadcast network, I don't know how they're
25:50
keeping the lights on. It's
25:52
like. That's Ross. Point.
25:55
One he. Say.
25:57
lovey you know it's not ross these
26:01
crown gains and the gains
26:04
of Joey's players. Joey
26:06
gained 22k on Instagram this week for
26:08
a total of 576k and he gained 19.5k for a total of
26:10
157.5k followers on TikTok. I'm telling you he's gonna dancing
26:19
with the stars his way to a million
26:22
Instagram followers I believe. Oh he'll
26:24
definitely be dancing. Those boots? Yeah.
26:27
Those boots were made for dancing. He's gonna have to do
26:29
a dance where he's wearing little boots. He
26:31
better have those boots now. Oh shit.
26:33
If anybody has the Joey boots I'd
26:37
love to have them. I'd love to possess
26:39
them. Oh I
26:41
think you I think you could rock it. Moving
26:44
in for our top five Instagram
26:46
gains here. Maria Gorgas
26:48
gained the most with
26:51
24k for her post swansong exit. Women tell
26:53
all bump coming to a total of 535k.
26:55
Second highest gain was Kelsey Anderson.
27:01
She gained 32k for a total of 190k. Rachel Nance
27:03
is in third place gaining 30.8k for
27:08
a total of 58.6k. She
27:12
gained more than half of her followers this
27:14
week. Not even in the 100k. I'm
27:17
not surprised they gave her meaningful
27:20
screen time. Yes it should have been higher
27:22
though in my opinion everybody who watched that
27:25
show should have followed her. I can't
27:27
believe it wasn't the highest. Yeah if
27:29
you haven't followed Rachel Nance yet please follow her. I'll
27:31
just say that simply. Fourth place
27:33
Daisy Kent not
27:36
even in the document gained 19k for a
27:38
total of 514k. Fifth place is Lexa
27:41
Young gaining 10.4k for a total of 73.3k. These were I know
27:43
Rachel's isn't that high but these
27:48
were giant women tell all
27:51
gains. Yeah. I would say often
27:53
people only get hundreds and some
27:55
of the people did but this
27:57
is a good sign. I agree. Now for
27:59
the The top five. Instagram chart
28:01
Friend of Vin Diesel, Maria
28:04
Gorgas finally overtook Daisy. Can't.
28:06
For that top spot with five hundred
28:08
and thirty five k total. And.
28:11
I mean, Daisy got knocked down the
28:13
second place close behind Maria with five
28:15
hundred and fourteen k total. That
28:17
a big drop to third Place: Kelsey
28:20
Anderson One Hundred and Ninety K. And
28:22
that and fourth place. One hundred
28:25
Cajun trend has eighty one point
28:27
a gay Lexi Young and sisters
28:29
seventy three K in outs move
28:31
Automatic doctor who's on top. It's
28:33
Maria Door Gas Three hundred, Twenty Some
28:35
Point Nine case she put on Twenty
28:37
Six Point Seven Cave. This week alone,
28:39
Daisy can sprite behind or two Hundred
28:41
and Ninety Two K. She gained sixteen
28:43
Point Nine K on Tic Toc this
28:45
week, and Kelsey Anderson is in third
28:47
place at one hundred and Forty Four
28:49
Point One K gaining twenty two Point
28:51
Three K this week, fourth place Again,
28:53
Cure Brass, one hundred and Twenty Point
28:55
Five K and Star Skyler bringing up
28:57
the rear. Seventy Seven Point Three K
29:00
can't knock her off this list, no
29:02
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29:04
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up, Bachelor Nation news, we've got
36:03
a brand new official Bachelor Nation
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podcast on the horizon. As
36:07
we all witness that the women tell all
36:09
this past Monday, Golden Bachelor All-Stars Susan Knowles
36:11
and Kathy Swartz are joining forces to get
36:14
behind the mic as the host of Bachelor
36:17
Happy Hour Golden Hour.
36:20
Woweee! The
36:22
official show description on the podcast
36:25
landing page reads, Golden Bachelor fan
36:27
favorite Susan Knowles and Kathy Swartz
36:30
didn't steal Gary Turner's heart,
36:32
but they did steal the show. Now
36:35
the former cast members are teaming up to
36:37
give Bachelor Nation a brand new solid gold
36:40
podcast about love in every season
36:42
of life. With decades
36:44
of experience in the dating pool,
36:46
they'll be serving up some real
36:49
wisdom about relationships, heartbreak, and even
36:51
sex, because nothing is off-limits for
36:53
these fabulous funds. Tune into the podcast
36:55
starting March 28th and each week after,
36:57
where Kathy and Susan will be joined
36:59
by your favorite Bachelor Nation stars as
37:02
they lean into finding love later in
37:04
life. Cheers to these
37:06
Golden Gals. Right now, you can check
37:08
out about 11 minutes or so of
37:11
Susan and Kathy on the mic in
37:13
a teaser that's available on the podcast
37:15
channel. The first full episode of the
37:17
show will air next Thursday, March 28th,
37:19
wherever you get your podcasts, and new
37:21
episodes are going to come out every
37:23
Wednesday and Friday. You can bet we
37:25
are going to have some clips in
37:28
our next Digging Deeper. I can't wait
37:30
for this. I'm so
37:32
excited. This was,
37:35
I'm so glad I wasn't spoiled for this announcement
37:37
because I literally did a spit take. Oh.
37:40
I was like, what? We're back, baby. We're getting
37:42
another podcast. I know. We're
37:44
not downsizing. We're upsizing. I know.
37:46
I know. No
37:49
offense. Dang. Restore
37:51
Happy Hour to its former prominence. This is
37:53
all I ask. Whoa. I'm
37:56
not fired. Indeed. excited
38:00
for this podcast. It's
38:03
like from the performances during the golden
38:05
wedding, I think they're going to be very good. I do too.
38:08
Up next, in Bachelor Nation News, some
38:11
reality TV show news that is
38:13
set to reshape the landscape of
38:15
third wave reality television. The most
38:17
popular YouTube creator of all time,
38:19
Mr. Beast, AKA Jimmy Donaldson, has
38:21
finalized a deal with Amazon to
38:23
produce the biggest reality competition series
38:25
in the history of humanity after
38:27
a bidding war was fought for
38:29
his property. Project is
38:32
based on his YouTube show entitled
38:34
Beast Games. It will feature 1,000 contestants
38:37
competing for a $5 million
38:39
cash payout, the single
38:41
biggest prize in the history of
38:43
television and streaming, beating out Netflix's
38:46
Squid Game Challenge prize of
38:48
$4.56 million that went to season
38:50
one winner, Mae Whealen,
38:52
in December of last year. Donaldson
38:55
issued a statement saying, my goal is to
38:57
make the greatest show possible and prove YouTubers
38:59
and creators can succeed on other platforms. Amazon
39:02
gave me the creative control I need to
39:04
try and make it happen. I hope to
39:06
make the YouTube community proud. Mr. Beast will
39:08
serve as the show's host and executive producer
39:10
for the show, which will stream on Prime
39:12
Video while continuing to make
39:14
his YouTube series. Donaldson has been
39:16
creating YouTube content since 2016 and has 245
39:19
million subscribers to
39:22
his channel. That's like a country.
39:25
He has created nearly 800 videos,
39:27
many of which are high end productions,
39:29
such as his real life Squid Game
39:31
contest, for example, which racked up 588
39:33
million views. His
39:37
family friendly videos typically feature stunts
39:39
and acts of philanthropy, such as
39:41
paying for cataract surgeries to help
39:43
a thousand blind people see again. He's
39:46
given away millions in food and supplies
39:48
for those in need. He's built his
39:51
own studio for creating content, a $10
39:53
million facility in North Carolina. And
40:00
of course, I'm going to be covering this show in
40:02
Clues Corner, no doubt about it. I think he's doing
40:04
some of the most interesting stuff in reality TV, and
40:06
it's all on YouTube. Now that
40:08
is merging with Amazon. What are
40:10
the competitions? He'll do things
40:13
like, I remember he had a show where he put
40:15
two people in a grocery store, and he said, every
40:17
day that you can survive in this grocery store, like
40:19
they couldn't leave it, you get X
40:21
amount of dollars added onto this prize pool.
40:24
But then when they'd go to sleep, people would come
40:26
into the grocery store and like take out the cereal
40:28
aisle or whatever, shit would just disappear. They'd wake up
40:30
the next morning and be like, what the fuck? So
40:32
it got harder and harder. So they're torturing him. Yeah,
40:35
essentially. Squid games, that was tough. Yeah,
40:38
I didn't watch Squid games. That was torture? Oh,
40:41
Squid games had 456 initial
40:43
competitors, I believe. His show's going to have a thousand.
40:46
So it's, I don't know. I
40:48
don't know what the basis of this is going
40:51
to be. I cannot wait to see what he
40:53
does. Did you watch his YouTube channel? Yeah,
40:55
I've seen a bunch of his stuff. It's
40:57
interesting. Highly recommended. If
41:00
you've ever checked out MrBeast, just go to YouTube and join
41:02
the, what was it? 545 million subscribers. It's
41:07
like more people are watching his shit.
41:09
I only have one real beast. Who's that? And
41:11
her name is Hannah. Oh, more
41:14
people are watching MrBeast's content
41:16
than all network television combined.
41:18
That's wild. Up next in Bachelor
41:21
Nation News, we got some interesting
41:23
tea this week from Bachelor Season
41:25
28, fifth place finisher,
41:27
Kelsey Toussaint. The almost
41:30
hometowner revealed via TikTok that she
41:32
was a paid employee of the
41:34
franchise before she was an unpaid
41:36
player in this season. In
41:39
the TikTok video, Kelsey said, I
41:41
have a little bit of a surprise or a secret. I
41:43
don't know what it is, but the Women Tell
41:45
All was actually a full circle moment for
41:47
me because I used to work on the show.
41:50
Being up there and being on the other
41:52
side was honestly crazy. Life is
41:54
different and it's honestly wild. Kelsey then shared
41:57
a photo from her time working for ABC
41:59
in which She stood next to host Jesse
42:01
Palmer on the Mentel Old Stage of Charity Lawson
42:03
season 20, The Bachelorette. And according to her TikTok
42:05
caption, Kelsey was tapped as
42:07
Charity Lawson's stand-in last year.
42:11
Is stand-in work a new pipeline into
42:13
the player pool? Could
42:15
be. I don't know. Sounds like it. It
42:17
was a mistake. Sounds like
42:19
one pipe got there. I literally didn't even
42:22
know that they have stand-ins for
42:24
Bachelor. Yeah. It's definitely something they do
42:26
in scripted shows where you have people that
42:28
kind of look like the actor
42:32
sit there for lighting and sound
42:34
checks and stuff so the actor isn't on
42:36
set for that long. But isn't that like
42:38
SAG regulated and shit? Like I
42:40
don't think Bachelor is operating under the same
42:43
obligations to union
42:45
rules. Well, I'm so
42:48
curious what her title was. Was
42:50
it stand-in or was it a different job on the
42:52
show and they were just like, hey, can you do
42:54
this? That feels more realistic to
42:56
me, but I have no idea. Now
43:01
we're asking the right question. Up next
43:03
in Bachelor Nation News, perhaps the
43:06
greatest Night One player of all
43:08
time, Hannah Ann Sluss is on
43:10
the road to her wedding with
43:12
NFL player Jake Funk. And
43:14
the first stop was her bridal shower.
43:17
The event took place last Wednesday
43:19
in Knoxville, Tennessee and included 40
43:21
of Fluss and Funk's family and
43:23
friends. The exclusive coverage rights of
43:25
the Funk and Sluss event were
43:28
sold to People Magazine who interviewed
43:30
Funk and Sluss about the occasion.
43:33
When explaining her choice of one
43:35
hotel Nashville for the venue, Sluss
43:37
of Funk and Sluss said, I
43:40
have family there and I spent some time
43:42
there in my early 20s. So
43:44
I thought it was the perfect place, a
43:46
perfect meeting point for old friends, new friends,
43:48
everyone to come together. And it was honestly
43:50
one of the most beautiful days, said Sluss
43:52
of Funk and Sluss. For
43:56
the occasion, Sluss of Funk and Sluss
43:58
collaborated with a lemons. A
44:00
skincare brand and each guest got an
44:03
exclusive swag bag introducing the
44:05
Hannah Ann X Alemus
44:08
Coastal Glow collaboration. Sluss
44:10
of Funkin' Sluss wasn't the only Season 24
44:12
survivor in attendance. Excuse you,
44:14
what? Victoria Fuller made her presence known
44:16
and her support for Sluss of Funkin'
44:18
Sluss. Congrats to Sluss and
44:20
Funk of Sluss and Funkin' Funkin'
44:22
Sluss on taking the next step
44:24
toward holy matrimony. I was hoping
44:26
her bridal shower would be like
44:28
a golf cart race. I
44:32
wanted her to make some more goddamn cookies. I think
44:34
she should sell golf carts. I think she could probably
44:36
sell a lot or cookies. Finally,
44:38
in Bachelor Nation news, Lexi Young
44:41
has revealed some information about an event
44:43
that took place during shooting Bachelor Season
44:45
28 that never made it to
44:47
air. Young told People
44:49
magazine that although it wasn't shown on
44:51
TV, she had to take a trip
44:54
to the emergency room while filming in
44:56
Los Angeles due to her endometriosis. She
44:58
said, quote, I actually ended up going to the
45:00
UCLA hospital while I was on the show. I
45:03
had an ovarian cyst burst because I froze my
45:05
eggs two weeks before going on the show. And
45:07
so my ovaries were so enlarged from all the
45:09
hormones that they hadn't come back down yet. I,
45:12
as someone who has frozen their eggs,
45:14
I literally cannot imagine doing this right
45:17
after freezing my eggs, doing
45:19
the show. Young
45:21
praised the producers for taking good care of her
45:23
and said, I wanted to keep it private, but
45:26
I think it just goes to show it wasn't
45:28
the perfect ride. I was dealing with this the
45:30
entire time. I'm just very headstrong and I powered
45:32
through it. Absolutely incredible. This to me is like
45:35
pro athlete style shit. When somebody has
45:37
like, oh, they, you know, tore
45:39
their NCL and then like two months later,
45:41
they're playing, they're like starting in an
45:43
NFL game. You're like, how that's like superhuman thing.
45:47
She didn't even skip a step. You didn't even know. I
45:49
mean, this wasn't even known. She was
45:51
in the show throughout. Absolutely unbelievable. But
45:53
that's all of the news this week that is fit
45:56
to print. Now it's time to move on to those
45:58
plays. Our favorite players making off the field. is.
46:13
We had a strong contender
46:16
with actor player Standin. Kelsey
46:18
Teese revealed that she was once
46:20
a member of the third audience as
46:22
Charity Lawson's Standin. Christina Mandrell
46:25
and Brayden Bowers sent the fourth audience
46:27
into a tizzy with a series of fake
46:29
wedding reels what looks like
46:31
a white wedding chapel sponsored post.
46:33
I mean, God
46:35
damn it. They're just so good.
46:38
They're so good. They're so good.
46:40
People thought this shit was real. They're going
46:42
to get their own show. I believe
46:44
you're accurate in that. Love
46:47
is Blind Runway, almost bride player,
46:49
Gianina Jabeli made a seven slide
46:51
Instagram post regarding her
46:53
and Blake, aka Bella Kai Horseman
46:55
and their unborn child returning to
46:57
the Love is Blind stages. The
47:00
caption reads quote, bring your
47:02
BF to work day
47:04
was unforgettable. Championship trophy
47:06
emoji. It was wild to be back in
47:09
such a diff stage
47:11
in life to see new friends and
47:13
a entirely new group just
47:15
starting on their journeys. More
47:19
Halo emoji. Shooting
47:23
Star emoji. Sorry. What did you
47:25
think of the season six reunion?
47:29
Lipstick emoji at Anais
47:32
Artistry, woman
47:34
emoji. What is that? Getting
47:37
a haircut. Hair haircut
47:39
emoji at Jess hair
47:41
design and PMU. Dress
47:44
emoji at retrofit at
47:47
Revolve. Heart emoji at Love is Blind.
47:50
I can film a heart one. Love
47:53
is Blind Netflix at kinetic
47:55
content at Baylock Kai dot h
47:58
hundred fifty five K likes. 1k
48:00
comments Congrats on reading
48:03
that you did very well. That
48:05
was a hard one a lot there. Thanks
48:07
loved this post She has two million
48:09
followers. Yeah, Queen Queen shit Naked
48:13
woods cuddler player Jen Tran made
48:15
a rolling your eyes reel under
48:17
the chiron my ex Sliding back
48:19
in after he saw me get my heart
48:21
broken on TV The caption reads
48:23
two plus two equals question mark
48:25
question mark exclamation exclamation dollar sign
48:27
and sign quote exclamation
48:31
point Question mark question mark
48:33
hashtag exit hashtag bachelor six hundred and
48:35
forty seven K views a lot
48:37
of characters were there voodoo and Untameable
48:39
main player Kelsey Anderson made a quick
48:41
tick tock this week recreating herself writing
48:44
the note to Joey the chiron reads
48:46
quote Curating the most perfectly vague note
48:48
and quote as she pretends to write
48:50
in a notebook while listening to someone
48:52
dictate a tick tock Sound the caption
48:54
reads quote. I do solemnly swear. I
48:56
will never be so vague again Laughing
49:00
sweating face emoji. Sorry bachelor nation
49:02
hashtag the bachelor end quote She
49:04
then liked to comment on it
49:06
that read quote. We know the
49:08
producers made you write it Like
49:11
that don't worry end quote We love
49:13
this subtle sub tweet nod to the
49:15
sauce wars by this finalist 19.3
49:18
K likes and 273
49:20
K Views all
49:22
of these were very
49:24
very strong plays. We're in the professional
49:26
era So good
49:28
a treat. However, there
49:30
can only be one winner Who
49:33
our parasocial play of the week goes to? our
49:36
13th crown Rachel Lindsay
49:39
She posted a two-slide Instagram post of
49:41
two photos of her and a very
49:43
famous politician The vice president
49:46
of the United States Kamala Harris
49:48
the caption reads. Thank you for a
49:50
wonderful evening full of insightful conversations at
49:53
BP at Kamala Harris It
49:55
was an honor and looking forward to what
49:57
comes next black heart emoji 21.7k
50:00
likes, 930 comments. While
50:04
her captioned spring cleaning haircut
50:06
post following this got more likes, the
50:09
importance of both genuine Joey
50:11
and B. Rachel Lindsay making
50:13
social media with the people that run
50:15
our country continues to astound us. What
50:18
is she talking about looking forward to what comes next?
50:21
Is Rachel Lindsay gonna be in the fucking
50:23
cabinet? What? I don't know. I
50:26
don't know, I'm ready for it. What comes next?
50:28
That is very, that is an
50:31
interesting line. Seems like they're playing
50:33
on some shit. I don't know. Look,
50:35
it's not like a pose, like a fangirl
50:37
picture. She is in a discourse with
50:39
Kamala Harris in these photos. She is
50:41
wearing a business attire. It is two
50:44
queens together. Yeah, she was there to
50:46
get shit done. This wasn't like, oh
50:48
look, I get to meet the vice
50:50
president. It was like, we need
50:52
to do some shit. I don't know, we'll see. Congrats
50:55
to Rachel Lindsay. She's like, do
50:57
you have any ties to the chiropractor
51:00
industry? She's
51:04
like, I know I'm divorced, but I wanna help out my
51:06
ex-husband. No,
51:09
I love to see everything that Rachel Lindsay does.
51:11
And congrats to her. And congrats to Kamala Harris
51:13
for getting to meet such a superstar. Now
51:15
let's move on to some non-human players.
51:18
This week saw plenty of people across
51:20
the parasocial world celebrating St. Patrick's Day.
51:22
And one of those people was Bachelor
51:24
Season 28 superstar Kelsey Anderson. She
51:27
took to the streets of New Orleans
51:29
to attend the St. Patrick's Day parade
51:31
and to deliver a sixth slide post
51:33
to her main grid featuring images of
51:36
herself having fun with friends, images of
51:38
herself biting into a cabbage. And in
51:40
the sixth slide, we see an unnamed
51:42
hound wearing a green bow tie for
51:44
the occasion. And this unnamed
51:47
canine in Kelsey Anderson's
51:49
sixth slide was our parasocial
51:51
creature of the week. Congrats to
51:53
this canine. Congrats to Kelsey. This
51:55
pup was so cute and his little
51:57
hat looked like Ol' Munchkin. Congrats
52:00
to everyone who survived St.
52:02
Patrick's Day. And now it's
52:05
that time in our program when we
52:07
must descend deep into the pit to
52:09
issue forth our screams.
52:12
This is Screams from the
52:14
Pit! Clues,
52:21
you know how you've spent
52:24
money because of your
52:26
dedication to the bachelor on
52:29
paintings, on artifacts.
52:31
Oh, I was like,
52:33
what are you, yes. I know how I've spent
52:35
money on my dedication to the bachelor. At this
52:37
point, I'm probably $500,000 in the hole. The
52:41
painting by the sloth, the
52:43
art of- The golden
52:45
bachelor jacket that I purchased
52:47
in a back alley
52:49
drug deal style exchange. The
52:52
art of Alex Michelle, et
52:55
cetera. So I would
52:57
say there haven't been that many
52:59
times where I
53:02
have bought stuff. I did,
53:04
you know, I bought a vase from
53:06
the mansion. Yeah. But
53:08
this week, and
53:12
I've maybe bought like a mascara or
53:14
something from an influencer of
53:16
the bachelor. And we collectively have
53:18
bought a black rubberized toilet plunger as
53:21
a wedding gift for the Trout
53:23
Pruitt's. Oh, that's true. Well, that was
53:25
a business expense. That's true.
53:28
Well, I was watching
53:31
fantasy suites and
53:33
I saw the dress that Kelsey Anderson was
53:35
wearing. And I was like, that
53:37
is the most beautiful dress I've ever seen. And
53:40
I bought it. It
53:43
is definitely something that I'm not going to
53:45
be able to wear, I'm sure for
53:47
any occasion. I'm
53:49
sure it will be different
53:52
for certain body types, but
53:55
yeah, this is my scream. I spent $262.
54:00
On a dress you'll never wear. I don't know we'll see
54:04
Well, congratulations see if I
54:06
can get it on Congratulations
54:11
That's a pretty good scream 262
54:13
dollars influence simply because you yeah, you got
54:15
influenced by a bachelor player. I love it.
54:17
Yeah, I looked it up Yeah,
54:21
my scream this week involves as
54:23
sometimes my screams do it
54:25
involves the realm of the Unconscious
54:27
perhaps the realm of the subconscious. I'm of
54:29
course talking about dreams These
54:33
dreams go on when I close my
54:35
eyes You
54:38
know this is what
54:40
dreams are made of
54:42
I know that one Sweet
54:46
dreams are made of these To
54:51
disagree dream
54:53
of Dream on oh,
54:55
that's a good one to dream on. Yeah Aerosmith
54:59
this was my own dream. You may know a
55:01
friend of ours mutual friend Amy Yes,
55:04
I write movies with her sometimes. Yeah, and
55:06
when I'm over at her house and we're
55:08
working on movies Sometimes we go to this
55:10
Starbucks Down the road.
55:12
She likes to get a nice tea take a little
55:14
break. We come back. We get back into it I'm
55:17
having a dream and in the dream
55:20
Amy and I get in her car and
55:22
we start driving to that Starbucks On
55:24
the way back. We pass a small church on
55:27
the right hand side of the road Oh look
55:30
a wedding seems to be happening. You give me your
55:32
assassination coordinates again, please Hey,
55:34
it was a dream that that church isn't even
55:37
real doesn't even exist. Oh, oh, I'm confused I
55:39
thought you were talking about in real life. Yeah,
55:41
no, okay Wait in the dream you're the dream
55:43
church That's not even the thing that if somebody
55:45
thinks they can try and assassinate me in a
55:47
dream dreamscape style Good fucking
55:50
luck bring it you got
55:52
no idea what I can do in dreams But
55:55
what I did in this dream was
55:57
although shit my pants we are Passing
56:00
by this chapel. I look over there
56:02
is a wedding going on the
56:04
wedding is Clay
56:07
and ad from love is blind season
56:09
six. Oh Yeah,
56:12
they broke up on the show. He denied
56:14
the final wedding. Wait, so this is a
56:16
wish fulfillment dream Yes, I am seeing it
56:18
happen and immediately. What do I do in
56:20
the the dream? Take
56:23
out myself I tell her stop the car
56:25
take out my cell phone open the fucking
56:27
door Hit record and just
56:29
run up to them with a video on
56:31
Amy. Follow me record me doing this
56:33
I didn't even care if she came with me in the dream. I was
56:36
like, I don't give a shit if I ever see you Again, I have
56:38
to get this video. I rolled out of the car. Yeah So
56:41
I sprinted out of this car to go take the video and
56:43
this is really like, you know The the end of the memory
56:45
of the dream, but it was so vivid
56:48
and so strange that it like happened as I was
56:50
right You know me and Amy are just taking our
56:52
little Starbucks break and then all of a sudden I'm
56:54
witnessing this wedding that I I wanted
56:56
to happen very badly that did not happen in
56:59
the course of the show my gosh It maybe
57:01
this is part of your healing from that watching
57:03
that relationship. I think it is, you know I've
57:05
learned a lot. It's your brain trying to deal
57:07
with shipping a couple that breaks up Well, I
57:10
think it also might be me starting to shape
57:12
reality. I believe they will now be married because
57:14
of the dream I don't know if that's a
57:16
secondary part of the screen. That's correct. We'll see wait
57:19
what we'll see if it happens or not What you
57:21
wearing the same dress? That
57:23
I don't know I couldn't tell you did they say is
57:26
love blind No, they said
57:28
nothing. They were just surprised that this guy was coming
57:30
out of car sprinting toward them with a camera
57:32
Was was the real wedding in a church? What
57:36
do you mean on the show? Yeah,
57:38
no, it was in like a little cabin like
57:40
a wedding venue. Okay, maybe it's their next
57:42
wedding then it could be keep an eye
57:44
out If they get married still hope I have prophesied
57:46
it in my dream world if they get married You're
57:49
gonna crash that wedding because your future
57:51
self told me I already have already
57:54
crashed it in a astral style Now
57:57
we must move on we have one more scream to
57:59
get to of course if you
58:02
are on our patreon
58:04
at patreon.com/game of roses you
58:06
get access to our discord on
58:09
that discord there is a channel
58:11
called screams dash from dash the
58:13
dash pit you can go into
58:15
that channel and you can upload
58:17
a one minute or shorter audio clip
58:20
and we play the best ones here
58:22
and analyze them today's scream comes to
58:24
us from a member
58:27
of the pit who goes simply
58:29
by SDET 414 are
58:32
you ready for this scream pace case hello
58:34
dark lurid clues empathetic light green peace
58:36
case I am calling with a scream
58:38
that is also a question in mid-april
58:41
to mark my 36 trip around
58:43
the Sun and just because I am
58:45
going on a trip to Amsterdam
58:47
Luxembourg and Brussels I am
58:49
wondering if you can please share from your
58:52
learned archives of our beloved game a list
58:55
of seasons if not episodes specifically
58:57
where the bachelorette and bachelor seasons
58:59
went to those places so that
59:02
I can binge and properly prepare
59:04
for my dark trip I
59:06
started watching the show around Nick Vial the
59:09
alleged great one season so I of course
59:11
know that Rachel Rekia Gabby Wendy Hannah
59:13
Brown and pilot Pete aka Peters pals
59:15
went to those places but I am
59:17
wondering what the other seasons are can
59:20
you please share with me so I
59:22
can do my homework before going on
59:24
my dark trip love you guys happy
59:26
st. Patrick's Day thank you so much
59:29
do you know off the top of your head you've visited
59:31
some of these places well
59:33
first of all I love the name
59:35
empathetic light Queen yeah me
59:38
too hello congratulations thank
59:41
you I've been knighted finally
59:43
look I went to
59:45
the dumping
59:49
bench where Gabby broke up with
59:51
me in the rain in
59:53
Amsterdam it's by the canals but
59:56
she's asking for deeper cuts than that I
59:59
know there was a There
1:00:01
was a date where I want to
1:00:03
say one-on-one date where which was bicycling
1:00:05
through tulip fields. I Would
1:00:08
definitely do that I
1:00:11
think Tulip season
1:00:14
is like April. I want to say I don't
1:00:17
know it might be over a period Was
1:00:19
Greece in this list of places? Oh, I
1:00:21
thought he said Amsterdam. Maybe I was just
1:00:23
think of windmill But which I
1:00:25
associate with yes, she did say Peter that
1:00:27
part of the world But I think that
1:00:29
was in Greece. I believe the famous windmill
1:00:31
the four times windmill I believe
1:00:34
was in Greece mid-april for 36 trip
1:00:37
around the Sun Was that Hannah Brown
1:00:39
in tulips Rachel and Zach were were
1:00:41
in a tulip field? Amsterdam
1:00:43
Luxembourg and Brussels Luxembourg
1:00:47
have they gone there? I don't
1:00:49
know. Hmm. All that
1:00:51
comes up is bachelor programs in
1:00:54
Luxembourg And what was
1:00:56
the other city? Brussels yeah,
1:00:58
Brussels. Hmm. This is hard
1:01:00
to Google. I know Listen
1:01:06
you've stumped us. I Cannot
1:01:08
help you any more than we
1:01:11
already have here. Okay, wait experience
1:01:15
Brussels Belgium like Andy Dorfman on
1:01:18
The Bachelorette Andy
1:01:20
Dorfman traveled to Brussels on season 10 of
1:01:22
The Bachelorette. Here's what how you can experience
1:01:24
the city just like her There's
1:01:27
an article on bachelor nation.com the
1:01:30
Steigen burgers Wilters Hotel
1:01:33
There you go on the exclusive shopping
1:01:35
promenade Avenue Louise in the heart of
1:01:37
Brussels minutes from some of Brussels must-see
1:01:40
Destinations, I mean one-on-one
1:01:42
date get a taste of Brussels, which
1:01:45
is chocolate eating. That's what I would have guessed
1:01:48
Oh Belgian waffles Yum,
1:01:51
I would do that group date Laroon
1:01:54
de montague in on
1:01:57
hi a Belgium Lord
1:02:00
and Old Castle ruined, got on rail
1:02:02
bikes, two bikes with a cart between them that
1:02:04
you pedal along a track. Oh, that's interesting.
1:02:08
Meredsus Abbey Monastery, where monks
1:02:10
live, work, and study. No
1:02:15
kissing allowed in there. I would go there
1:02:17
if you're with a partner. Oh, I remember
1:02:19
the no kissing day. I remember that.
1:02:22
Yeah, very low for the
1:02:24
kiss count. And
1:02:26
Pottery Studio. Oh,
1:02:29
Nick and Andy had dinner in Dinant
1:02:31
and enjoyed fireworks at the end of the night. So you
1:02:33
probably have to go there. See if you can get them
1:02:35
to set up fireworks for you. Really complete the experience. But
1:02:38
there you have it. Pacecase has done some research,
1:02:41
dug out these locations of our beloved
1:02:43
game. Hopefully the dark energies still swirl
1:02:45
there and you can imbibe them during
1:02:47
your journey. Thank you so much for
1:02:49
sending us a screen. Congratulations.
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And I think it's tulip season, so definitely
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check that out. The tulips are so
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amazing. Look at that, first-hand experience. I love flowers.
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I have no feeling about them. And it's National
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Flower Day today. You really
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do love flowers, Jesus. Whoa. I
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hope this has been helpful for you, and thank
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you for sending in the screen. If anybody out
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there, Pacecase is showing me she has literal flowers
1:03:11
sitting next to her in a little jug, what
1:03:13
is that, vase? Coffee can? Vase.
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If anybody out there would like to send in their
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you to everyone for joining us today.
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We will be back on Tuesday of
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next week to recap
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the 28th season finale.
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I cannot wait. And
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as of right now, like I said, The
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Traitors, season one, episode two is
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in Clues Corner, so check that
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out on patreon.com/Game of Roses. as
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