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and it's Friday. Were courteous on
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on Friday. The air in the
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see tears. You. Might know
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things we don't. Well wait until we get
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to our discord screen for today. Oh.
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Speaking. Of people knowing things that we
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don't We have so many good discord screams
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a word, Zoom. All but one. Kind.
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Of took the case. So. You'll hear
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that later. I'm before we jump into this, we're
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going to of course, sort of of state of
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the game we're going to give that pagination news
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as pair social plays. We might even talk a
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little bit about what we're watching because we have
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no games because who. Are we
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must mention two things up top: One, as
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We. Are going to gets. The
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videos out on page three on. At.
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Roughly the same time the audio comes out,
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so it'll be Tuesday mornings and Friday mornings.
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Then those videos will be available to everyone
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on you tube later that evening. So if
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you're on page around, you're going to get
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him a little earlier. Gonna get him in
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the mornings. If you're on just a regular,
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you to be get him a little bit
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later. Jeff the Deepest pair are so that
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is that The earliest. Now. The
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Patriarch on. Pit. Member
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get. Her. Wham? Something like
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that. I think that's roughly as
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us. Okay,
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now join uspaytoon.com Yes! last
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game of Roses then we
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have. One. Morning Smith. To.
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Make. Is thoroughly announcements
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requests. We. Haven't the
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pass. Issued. Songs we have
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issued: Cries and Please Into the
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Pit Help us find the Dark
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Seasons That Happens to Help us
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find Seasons Three and Five of
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Bachelorette That Happened. And three had
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bad. Yeah. We need something
4:34
else. We. Need screeners? For.
4:37
The show him the Holy Grail. I don't
4:39
know how this is going to happen. But.
4:42
Generally speaking when you speak something and to
4:44
the pit the echo from back out of
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the pit grants you the very thing you're
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looking For sure I speak into the pit
4:50
now that's how you that slow with those
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Blake Eller be weights. As
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such as I mean side of kind
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of ah but I speak into the
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pit Now we need screeners. We need
5:02
screeners because if we can get them,
5:04
we have some big things planned with
5:06
what we might be able to do
5:08
with our Monday nights with regard to
5:10
watch parties or something like. This so
5:13
that would open it up.
5:15
Yeah we have some big
5:17
plans for some potential possibility
5:19
is. That. That they hinge on
5:21
us getting screeners, so if anyone out there
5:23
knows how to get them, We. Would
5:25
appreciate it. Here's my concern. Those
5:27
items. Those special items.
5:30
We. Only were able to achieve their
5:33
songs to. Think that we're or please.
5:35
Is going to be heard when it's a
5:37
spoken word. Well. It always starts a
5:39
spoken word. And. Then it becomes song.
5:42
So keep years up in there may be a
5:44
song coming about. Screeners. Us
5:47
the him maybe one of those a
5:49
good in the world will now he
5:52
got this new technology I'm like the
5:54
possibilities are endless the I know the
5:56
amount of a new say you can
5:58
make songs about his and. Yeah,
6:01
I'm. Yeah. To. Say the least,
6:03
I'm at any rate, we just wanted
6:05
to put it out there into the
6:07
pit in the hopes that this will
6:09
begin the dark energy swirling to deliver
6:11
us the thing we need most right
6:14
now which again is screeners. Give
6:16
us screeners Please please! We need a.
6:18
Decoy Palmer. Send them. Send them
6:21
to Us. We. Know you're not
6:23
watching them to send them are with. You.
6:25
Think they're given him to mom like dvds. I
6:27
think they're given to him on Dvd. Is and
6:29
he throws them in the carpet Now
6:32
he recites as I'm a hundred percent
6:34
sure nobody's getting their screeners on Dvd
6:36
Eve. It's just files. Get email, do.
6:38
That's how they're getting doses. Of a
6:40
deal pages for that to us. At
6:43
team of roses are Oh Z Sdlp.
6:45
Hopefully if we get them personally from
6:47
Dlp that would be great but I'll
6:49
I'll take them anyway. I can get
6:51
them. Like I said, if we can
6:53
get our hands on screeners we have
6:55
some big plans. But. They all
6:58
hinges on getting screeners If we
7:00
don't the these planes can have
7:02
around. That's. How we are
7:04
able to. Defy. The
7:06
laws of time and space
7:08
and Gravity. The. I get
7:10
screaming screamers screen dreamer Oh
7:12
My. God. We
7:15
need screamers from the hits. It's
7:17
a screamer screen. Where. Screamers
7:19
for were Screamers for Screeners for Scream
7:21
and Screen and or it. That's all
7:23
of our business Of top Now it's
7:25
get into this show. We open it
7:27
as we always do with Game of
7:29
Roses. Cedar.
7:37
This state of a game the weeds out into
7:39
the world at large. a little bit. We.
7:41
All. Now. Know the
7:43
news. The tic toc ban.
7:46
Passed. The house as a bill
7:48
passed the Senate as a bill.
7:50
Meme King Joe Biden signed it
7:53
into law. Meme King just this
7:55
week. You wrote that. When you
7:57
made all those laser eyes if we do you think
7:59
was so. The not around since the
8:01
gone. Know it was tic
8:04
toc meme going. So.
8:06
A this ban for those who
8:08
don't know about it basically forces
8:10
By Dance, which is the company
8:12
that owns Tic Toc to sell.
8:15
The. Tick tock up. Within. Two
8:17
hundred and seventy days, roughly nine months or
8:19
it would be banned in the United States.
8:22
And the law is facing some
8:24
for challenges. Ah, there's that. There
8:29
is a possible shortage of
8:31
anybody who could buy this
8:33
company. I think it's estimated
8:35
that it's. Tic. Toc specifically with
8:38
but two hundred Twenty Five billion. So it's
8:40
like what companies could even to be back?
8:42
Yeah was. But I do. That's our next
8:44
scream into the pit. We need to hundred
8:46
and twenty five billion dollars to buy Tic
8:48
Toc. I don't think we're
8:50
going to be up there for to leave raise money. For
8:53
Dave near play Enough now Gord A Bite
8:55
theater. If we need to get so screeners
8:57
we will be able to generate two hundred
8:59
and forty five billion dollars and by ticked
9:02
off series. That isn't true, but. All.
9:04
Of this is there a
9:06
political implications? There are geo
9:08
political implications, their financial tax
9:10
implications, all kinds of implications.
9:13
We. Don't give a shit about any of
9:15
that. You know how many millions of Americans?
9:17
Is sector. Yes, I do
9:19
one. Hundred And Seventy. Over.
9:21
Half the country. That's a
9:23
lot of millions. And
9:25
the government is saying this poses
9:28
a national security risk by giving
9:30
the Chinese government access to it's
9:32
data. May. Have
9:34
heard in the. Case everybody's or he got
9:36
over data and. Would he already has all data? We
9:39
don't care about any of this
9:41
all my path or as a
9:43
many constant notifications all my passwords
9:45
iron leaked just like whenever. I
9:47
get those notifications as well. We.
9:49
Simply don't care. About. Any
9:51
these bigger ramifications what we hear about
9:53
here. Is how it affects
9:55
the state of our beloved game. How
9:58
is a potential tic toc. Than going
10:00
to affect the nation aka a bachelor
10:02
Nation. So we pulled some stats here
10:04
and you know if you have was
10:06
your program with gains. We have started
10:08
charging tic toc numbers as well. The
10:10
tick tock numbers are always lower than
10:12
the instagram numbers for a bowl of
10:14
a game, but we have a few.
10:16
I'm for the most fact. There's. A
10:18
couple kind of key players in the tix had him
10:21
for the most part. Couple. Your
10:23
girl may prove. To. The see him weren't.
10:26
Tic Toc financing and. Yeah, there's a
10:28
couple that are like a little higher
10:30
or whatever, but we basically went through.
10:32
What? We perceive to be all of the big
10:35
players from Bad Solution and looked at their
10:37
tic tacs. Now. To to
10:39
our understanding we could be wrong
10:41
about this but from what we
10:43
researched there are only six players.
10:46
In the nation. Who. Have over
10:48
a million tic Toc followers. Only
10:51
six as compared with Instagram. There's
10:53
I want to say around thirty.
10:55
That. Are in that category so.
10:58
These. Six players or bottom
11:00
up. You. Got hannah so
11:02
us in sixth place coming in
11:04
with one million. Tic. Toc
11:06
followers and she's got one point
11:09
two million Instagram. Thus, Leases
11:11
lease on Tic Tac an Instagram.
11:13
Yes! next stop. Yeah,
11:16
but hey at the One True
11:18
Mail. Go Nick Vi Our. Has
11:21
one point one million Tic Toc
11:23
followers, one point two million on
11:25
Instagram. Then we move up to
11:27
Ten A Brown and Hannah God
11:29
when the to Hanna's the three
11:31
Hands on this list and in
11:33
his fifty percent adverse. Your name has
11:35
Rihanna to get. Over Emily's hair brown has
11:37
one point two million to talk vs
11:39
two point seven million Instagram. she is
11:41
the leader of Instagram in the nation
11:43
and Hannah God when has one point
11:45
two million on tic toc as well
11:47
with one point five million on Instagram.
11:50
What? Are. What? Does
11:52
this mean? First of all, Less. As
11:54
compared Nick found Kill Myself. She doesn't have
11:56
a million six as far as but she
11:58
does have more instagram followers. The next
12:00
round by a large margin. Just
12:03
think we should highlight that. Do you
12:05
have those numbers? I wanna say? Four.
12:08
Hundred K Tic toc One point.
12:11
Nine. K One. Point
12:13
Nine Million. Yes, she's one Point
12:15
Nine Million on Instagram. Much sugar
12:17
out and torture. She's always class.
12:19
Pins, presto, Gore. Girl Caitlin
12:21
Breast So I'm so sorry
12:24
to miss misnamed. But
12:26
at the top it the with you are
12:28
going to find some very interesting thanks Yes
12:30
Four hundred and twenty nine on Tic Toc
12:32
At the top of the Swiss we are
12:34
now in second place. Who do you think
12:36
is in second place? Tic Toc and bachelor
12:38
nation second place overall at least from are
12:40
researching. Who. Do I think. Bombing.
12:42
You can see it. It's on the page of front
12:44
of you. I won't bother you as a. Who.
12:47
Would I think? Panic. Ottoman.
12:50
Yeah, I would think Hannah Godwin or A Beckett till
12:52
your some like this. Know
12:54
you'd be wrong. It's listen
12:57
to your heart superstar Danny
12:59
Pythia with two million. Tic
13:02
Toc followers as compared to his one hundred
13:04
and one k Instagram. I said i remembered
13:06
this I think the last. Time that we covered.
13:09
And. End up tic toc Breakdown.
13:11
This. Was the same number. One into
13:14
the anybody have number two. Yeah, it's
13:16
absolutely staggering what he's been able to
13:18
do. He does a lot of celebrity
13:20
impressions, is always wearing or match which
13:22
we love. Yeah. He's kind of made
13:24
for tic off and he was the first core girl ever.
13:27
Yeah he was first player we ever
13:29
interviewed and of the top of this
13:31
mountain however is non girl. Madison.
13:33
Pruitt Two point two million tic toc
13:35
followers. One point eight million is reinforced
13:37
so those are from again From our
13:40
research we might have with somebody out,
13:42
but. I. Was pretty thorough in
13:44
in looking at all the leads. all of
13:46
the kind of like top three of of
13:48
recent seasons and these are the only six
13:50
players that have over million Tic Toc farmers.
13:53
Everyone around Hannah, Popeye seasons those were the
13:55
pigs. Tyler Cameron has nine hundred and ninety
13:57
eight K on Tic Talk. There were some
13:59
people like that who are close but in
14:01
rust the Threshold and he of course has
14:04
two point Two million on Instagram. Someone like
14:06
Jojo Fletcher who has two point six million
14:08
Instagram followers. this is one of the biggest
14:10
disparity. She only has eighty three point nine
14:12
K Tic Toc Can I tell you that
14:15
Clues sacked this tick tock tick out over
14:17
and over. He was like this can't be
14:19
job as real accounts. Only. Eighty
14:21
Nine, eighty three days when I
14:23
just sip was staggering. To me
14:25
it is. This is a number
14:27
to Instagram player exactly right behind
14:29
Hannah Brown and yet she's not
14:31
even charting on took them and
14:33
like we said she said as
14:35
centers are named Mohammed. Jojo
14:39
is was Hannah floods out of a
14:42
a last. Jojo
14:44
exert a Hannah includes the big, the such
14:46
and such a secret formula. If you want
14:48
success arctic talk about of there's a danger
14:50
them to Hannah. right? Now, But
14:53
I'm. What? Does the picture of
14:55
hates for me anyway is that Tic Toc
14:57
is not simply Joe Biden coming for the
14:59
Hannah like this. I know that that says
15:01
sole reason for doing this. The.
15:03
The thing that this illustrates to me is
15:06
that tic toc is not a factor in
15:08
bachelors and. And I couldn't find anybody
15:10
from Love Is Blind who was. Over
15:13
the million club even more and speed
15:15
from season one was are under a
15:17
million. Thats crazy I agree. So.
15:20
None of those are translating. I
15:22
mean. There's. Not
15:24
that many players are batsman as new a
15:26
have over a million. Could this help? That's.
15:28
Are nice and this Tic Tac banned because
15:30
they're following haven't been translating as well. The
15:33
Tic Toc does Instagram. I think it would.
15:35
There's there's something that happens of Tic Toc
15:37
goes away. But. By the
15:39
way, I don't think it will. I don't think that
15:41
this is going to be anything other than like some
15:44
news cycle shit. I don't even know how they would
15:46
force them to sell it or what that even means,
15:48
like it's unenforceable. Will. Like what
15:50
are they talking about when they say. You. Must
15:52
Sell Tic Toc Are they talking about
15:54
the trademark name? Are they talking about
15:57
the technology behind the algorithm? And then
15:59
what? does. Mean for people who were
16:01
like okay so we sell. The.
16:03
Tech We sell the algorithm. What?
16:05
Happens to all the engineers who work for
16:07
Bite Dance on that project. Do they just
16:09
go with whoever buys it? And I guess
16:12
who buys it? Who has two hundred and
16:14
twenty five million dollars? Tobias There are certain
16:16
anti trust laws that like Instagram can't buy.
16:18
Medicare. My it. google. Can't
16:20
Microsoft can? How can you for someone to sell
16:23
it if they can't sell it? What?
16:25
Does that mean I don't know. I
16:27
don't think this is going to like
16:29
work. I just don't think it's gonna
16:31
work. All that said, if it does,
16:33
in a theoretical world where they can't
16:35
sell it, To. An American company and
16:37
it gets banned. In. America and
16:39
we know or at the clock on our
16:42
phones. I think it helps. Bachelor Nation on
16:44
the whole. I. Think that you
16:46
get people. Centrally. Consolidating
16:48
all their following all their
16:50
social media activity in to
16:52
the Met A products. Instagram
16:55
what's app threads? eight threads will
16:57
never work but Facebook. That was
16:59
a funny piece of this that
17:01
we learned in researching it. but
17:03
China has retaliated and are offering
17:05
to ban threads and a lot
17:07
seth the other trying if they
17:09
want Apple to take those in
17:11
revenge products out of the Apple
17:13
Store in China. And
17:15
like, no, not Threads
17:17
Snyder Twenty. Five people have a
17:19
subsistence. well I don't know. You know, Zoc
17:21
probably has some hand and all of this
17:24
I can't imagine that he's not having conversations
17:26
with senators and stuff about Lego. You want
17:28
to be on the board of directors of
17:30
Mehta China make real than so. The new
17:33
Tic Toc Well that's what real the supposed
17:35
to be. and if you get rid of
17:37
ticked off and reels is your only take.exactly
17:39
in America anyway so I don't know mods
17:42
mutely what this does yeah in America is
17:44
T says are so many. More.
17:46
People that you stick type of
17:48
course, but. In. America if this
17:50
if you know happens. Whatever Signed into
17:52
law so that the clock is ticking
17:54
there now these two hundred and seventy
17:56
days that by dance supposedly has to
17:59
sell or divest. or I don't know what
18:01
the specifics are in terms of what that in quotes
18:03
sale must look like but um,
18:05
it is wild Yeah,
18:07
it's I don't know. It's it's wild to say
18:10
the least because tick tock really it
18:12
exploded during the pandemic Of course as did
18:14
instagram lives and all that but tick tock
18:16
really exploded during the pandemic and it became
18:19
Really the primary challenger to instagram and
18:21
I think more people use tick tock
18:24
now than they do instagram And
18:26
kind of like the town square
18:28
for digesting national news etc
18:30
like Our
18:33
government can't pass anything and the fact that
18:35
both Quote unquote
18:37
both sides are getting together for this Shady
18:40
to me. It's just kind of like a one
18:43
more thing on the pile of Just
18:45
like how terribly our
18:47
government misunderstands technology social media
18:50
all of it You
18:52
know, the internet is just a bunch of tubes.
18:54
So yeah, let's just piss off Let's
18:57
just piss off all the young people before
18:59
the election We don't need
19:01
them. We got two very old running
19:05
We don't even want youngs in their election. Well, that's why
19:07
I think they did the 270 day Thing
19:11
so the like conclusion of this won't happen until
19:13
after the election, but um It's
19:17
signed into law now So I don't know you're gonna
19:19
start seeing obviously legal challenges and stuff to it but
19:22
it's again, the thing that is
19:24
interesting to me is how will this affect
19:26
reality television people because The the
19:28
secondary game of going on reality tv is getting
19:30
your social media numbers up so that you can
19:32
make that influencer money and I
19:34
think I think it helps
19:37
bachelor nation. I don't know what else to say. I
19:39
really do Because there's not too many
19:41
bachelor nation people that are that big on tick tock Let
19:43
me ask you this will mattison pruett have
19:45
to take down what I imagine is the
19:47
highest viewed video on
19:49
tick tock of any bachelor person that
19:52
Nikea that she did where she's dribbling two
19:54
basketballs at once was it nikea or was
19:56
it under armor? Oh shoot. I don't
19:59
remember but I know what you're talking about. She
20:01
had a big sponsored athletic brand TikTok
20:04
campaign. I mean, which you have to take it
20:06
down. TikTok won't exist. Like I don't
20:08
think she has to take it down. TikTok
20:12
will not be on your phone one morning. You'll
20:14
wake up and it will just be gone. And
20:17
that is kind of the future we're potentially
20:20
facing. Now, that said. It's a bleak
20:22
future. I don't want to see it. I'm sorry,
20:24
all the best contents on TikTok right now.
20:27
I just feel like there are ways around this. Like, couldn't
20:29
ByteDance just be like, okay, fine. It's
20:32
called ByteNow. Yeah, exactly. It's called something else or
20:34
like, okay, we'll sell this, but we're keeping the
20:36
algorithm and we're making this new thing now. And
20:38
all you have to do is press a button
20:41
on TikTok to sign up for the new thing.
20:43
That's just TikTok with a different name. There's a
20:45
million ins and outs of this that to
20:48
me anyway, it just seems like the
20:50
people who are writing this bill don't
20:52
understand any of it. It's not
20:54
a good sign. I'll say. No,
20:58
I agree. Absolutely not. Not
21:01
a good sign, but potentially a good sign
21:03
for Bachelor Nation. That to me is kind
21:05
of the silver lining of this. I don't
21:07
want to see TikTok go away. And JoJo
21:09
Fletcher. She's like, finally, I knew that that
21:12
Apple is going to crash and burn eventually.
21:14
That's why I didn't invest in it. She's
21:16
on her TikTok every day. Just like, please,
21:18
if you're one of the 80,000 people that
21:20
follows me here, please go to Instagram. Yeah.
21:23
Come on, Jo. She's the one who made him do
21:25
it. Conspiracy time. Probably. But that's
21:27
it. That is our state of the
21:29
game. TikTok may be going bye-bye. And
21:31
what does that mean for a bachelor
21:33
players? I think only good things. Time
21:35
will tell. We shall see. TikTok
21:38
ban a blessing for Bachelor
21:40
Nation. That'll be an Us Weekly article
21:42
for sure. Yeah. What was it?
21:44
It was, it was, A-Roe Bro was the one who was farting on
21:46
her. Or was it JoJo farting? I don't remember what that article
21:50
was. Yeah. JoJo should put those fart
21:52
videos on TikTok. In
21:55
the final hours of TikTok, JoJo just unleashes
21:57
a tidal wave of fart videos. gets
22:00
500 million viewers that
22:02
is like, shit, I should have been doing my fart
22:04
videos all the time. No. Okay,
22:07
let's move on now to
22:10
our off-season segment. This is a segment that we
22:12
only do in the off-season. What
22:19
are you watching? What are
22:22
you watching? Well, clues. Here's
22:24
what I'm watching. I finished the
22:28
penultimate and the finale of
22:30
Shogun. Did you finish? Oh, wow. Not
22:32
yet. Were three episodes out, I think?
22:35
Haven't finished it yet. Oh my God. Tell
22:37
me when you do. I
22:40
mean, no spoilers for any of the
22:42
what are we watching, but I will
22:44
say it's a beautifully crafted show. I
22:47
am told by our book
22:50
liaison that it follows the book
22:52
pretty closely. It's
22:54
incredible. It's incredible. Beautiful
22:56
and sad. I
22:59
am also still watching Mr. and Mrs. Smith
23:02
for HBO Live, and
23:06
next we are gonna do instead
23:08
of Shogun, a series of TV
23:10
pilots before House of
23:12
the Dragon comes back for season
23:14
two, June 16th, our flagship
23:16
show. So. It's my birthday. Oh.
23:20
And. What a birthday present. Year of
23:22
the Dragon. Who
23:25
do we tell? We tell Madison, prove
23:28
it. Yeah.
23:31
Jojo, this is how you're gonna get your TikTok numbers
23:33
up. Start talking about House of the Dragons being in
23:35
the Year of the Dragon and Bachelor Clues is also
23:37
Year of the Dragon and has a dragon tattoo. If
23:39
you haven't watched House of the Dragon season one, you
23:41
gotta catch up. Actually, we might do the first three
23:43
episodes because we started on episode three or four, kind
23:46
of like Game of Roses with
23:48
Hannah Brown episode six. You started when they
23:50
did the casting switch over, when they were like,
23:53
okay, now we're gonna recast the entire show
23:55
in episode three. These people will be
23:57
the same people. Some will have bad age makeup. Some
23:59
will have. no age makeup, but then these
24:01
other people were going to recast them and
24:03
make them 20 years older than their child
24:05
selves with people who look nothing like
24:07
them. And see if you can
24:10
follow along. I've got to suspend disbelief a lot
24:12
in the Game of
24:14
Thrones franchise. That is true. And
24:18
I also finished Fallout. I don't know if
24:21
I updated this, and I'm on
24:23
Sex Education season three. Fallout
24:25
is incredible. Oh, nice. Are you playing
24:27
the Fallout video game? No, it seems
24:29
violent. You watched the whole damn show.
24:32
That wasn't violent? I know, but
24:34
I'm not involved. If I do something
24:36
wrong, people aren't going to die. My
24:39
video game is Pokemon Go. It's
24:41
so gentle and healing,
24:44
as we all know. Until you've got to
24:46
fight the Rocket bad trainers
24:48
or whatever. Team Rocket? Yeah. The
24:51
Rocket bad trainers. It's like you've never even
24:53
played Pooh's. Believe
24:55
me. I played quite a bit. I
24:59
know. I saw you get back on the
25:01
wagon in New York City. I've
25:03
been on the wagon a little bit here
25:06
too. Oh no. You didn't even tell me?
25:09
Not bad. Are we
25:11
even friends on Pokemon Go? Yes.
25:13
Are you kidding me? I just
25:16
have new gifts every day. I have been watching a
25:18
program called Baby Reindeer on Netflix.
25:20
I'm simply going to say this
25:23
to everyone listening. Is it about
25:25
little deer? I'm not telling
25:27
you anything. I'm telling you the title and
25:29
that it's on Netflix and saying you will
25:31
enjoy it. Is it violent? I'm two
25:34
or three episodes in. No. No violence.
25:37
Okay. Two or three episodes in, I
25:39
literally don't want to tell you anything
25:41
about it other than watch it and
25:44
report back. I'm curious to see what you think. In
25:46
addition to that, I saw
25:49
Kong versus Godzilla. How was
25:51
that? Fucking loved it.
25:53
Interesting. I like a movie
25:55
that has almost no plot, almost no
25:58
dialogue, and the human actors don't You
26:00
really even need to be in the movie. If
26:02
you like that, you're going to love Kong
26:04
Godzilla Island, Skull Island 2. I
26:06
saw it in 3D also. I liked
26:09
the last Godzilla movie. Yeah.
26:12
This one is wild as hell. They put
26:14
a, at one point, King Kong gets hit
26:17
by like an ice ray from this other lizard
26:19
creature and it fucks up his hand. He
26:22
gets like frostbite and he's like, oh, my hand.
26:24
He can't speak, but you know what I mean.
26:27
They put a power
26:29
glove on this man. They build
26:31
like a thing to make his fist
26:33
like a giant iron jet
26:36
powered punching machine. It's
26:40
so good. To take advantage of his
26:42
frozen hand? To let
26:44
it heal. It also has things that it
26:46
injects into his forearm, so it heals the
26:48
forearm. And now he also has a robot
26:51
hand. God damn it, it was funny. I
26:53
love that movie. It doesn't sound
26:55
good, but okay. What? Did
26:58
you not hear what I just said? King Kong has
27:00
a fucking robot hand. I feel
27:02
like I saw a King Kong Godzilla movie
27:04
already. Yeah, there's been a bunch. A couple of
27:06
years ago. Yeah. And it was
27:09
horrible. I don't agree to disagree. I like those movies. You're
27:11
going to see Planet of the Apes? I'm
27:13
a little behind in that. World of the Planet of the Apes
27:15
or whatever. Rise of the Planet of the Rise of the Planet
27:17
of the Apes. There's a new one coming out in like a
27:20
couple of weeks. Really? I'm hyped for
27:22
it. I don't know what its name is, but I'm hyped. Okay. I
27:26
didn't watch the last couple, but maybe
27:28
I'll catch up. They're great. The new-ish
27:30
ones that have all the computer-generated apes
27:33
are fantastic. I cannot recommend them
27:35
enough. Stories are good. The
27:37
acting's good. The apes are good. James Franco?
27:40
Is that his movie? I have no idea. Woody
27:42
Harrelson's in one. That's all I know. I
27:45
don't know who the human actors are. I like the
27:47
apes. I'm watching it for the apes. I don't know
27:49
who the human actors are. The apes
27:51
are my characters that I like. I like
27:53
the Fred. I like the King Kong. I
27:56
like the Godzilla. I like the apes. You
27:58
like the little creatures. creature
28:00
movies. I don't want I don't need people
28:02
in my movies anymore. I didn't need creatures.
28:04
How do you feel about My Little Pony?
28:06
Haven't seen it. Those were my favorite creature
28:09
movies. But I did see trolls. Those are
28:11
probably my favorite creature movies. Trolls? Yeah. Have
28:13
you seen any of those? It's like the
28:15
little kids with the colorful hair. Highly recommend
28:18
taking some medicine. Yeah. Take
28:20
some medicine and go see any trolls
28:22
movie in a movie theater. Also
28:25
I would put Wreck-It Ralph. Is
28:27
it in the theaters? Somewhere in the world.
28:31
Somebody's playing it. Someone's playing
28:35
it. 33 tabs. Those are the Wreck-It Ralph movies. I
28:37
would recommend. Yeah. I'm
28:39
gonna rent out an AMC movie theater
28:41
and just screen trolls for you and
28:43
me one night. Okay. Can we
28:45
watch Cats too? Cuz I still haven't seen that. Oh
28:48
my god. I know. I don't
28:51
look at that. Oh my god. You
28:54
have to see this movie. I
28:56
know. Judi Dench. Everyone
28:59
in the movie's a cat. There's no humans in it. Everyone's
29:01
a cat. Judi Dench at one
29:04
point. Yeah. The perfect
29:06
film. No humans. Correct. Correct.
29:09
Judi Dench at one point. There's no
29:11
other way to say this. I'll simply say exactly what
29:14
happens in this movie in one
29:16
scene. Ian McKellen as a cat is on stage
29:18
six singing this song and it's kind of about
29:20
lamenting that he used to be a big performer
29:23
but now he's in his Twilight years. Judi
29:25
Dench, who plays another older cat,
29:28
is laying in this kind of
29:30
cat bed and she's so enthralled
29:32
by the performance of
29:34
Ian McKellen as a cat that she
29:37
exposes her cat vagina to him.
29:39
Okay. I'm not exaggerating this. I'm
29:41
simply saying exactly what you see.
29:43
We see a
29:45
vagina? No. You see her do the...
29:48
Well, she's covered in fur. She's a cat. Well,
29:50
so are vaginas. You simply
29:52
see her raising a
29:54
leg and exposing her
29:57
cat crotch area to Ian McKellen.
30:00
As if to say great performance and we see
30:02
it. Yes, you see it Yes,
30:04
you see it. I remember you telling
30:07
me about a different part of this, which is
30:09
a cat unzipping It's cat skin to
30:11
reveal another cat. Yes That's
30:13
the rebel Wilson cat Unzips,
30:16
she unzips her cat. She's like a
30:18
regular cat and Taylor Swift is a
30:20
cat Taylor Swift is a cat in
30:22
it Idris all but is a cat
30:24
in it Frankie I forget her last
30:26
name, but she is the she was
30:28
for a minute. Maybe still is the
30:30
lead ballerina Muniz for Yes, not Frankie
30:32
Muniz. No This
30:34
is a woman. She's the lead ballerina for
30:37
the London Royal Company I believe and
30:40
she's the lead character in this movie because she's there's
30:42
a lot of dancing in it and and whatnot Jason
30:45
Derulo is a cat in it James
30:47
Corden is a cat in it. So it's her
30:50
actually dancing, but they just put a cat over
30:52
it I saw this movie so many times that
30:54
at a certain point I was like and
30:56
this is in the theaters I was like
30:59
I need to take notes on this I bought a
31:01
notebook and I went into the theater by myself and
31:03
watched this movie and was furiously
31:05
scribbling in the dark People
31:08
sitting on either side of me are just looking
31:10
like what is going on here? This is some
31:13
kind of weird manifesto being written. They like move
31:15
move over some seats. They moved out
31:17
of state. I believe After
31:19
that my apologies to those people
31:21
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36:50
Tory are is repped story
36:52
ah I can be rigid
36:54
they're slow climate allow and
36:56
thank you very much Sorry
36:58
p Tortilla Rest in peace
37:00
Story is he couldn't understand.
37:03
Or. Even we could say rip Tortilla
37:05
those little image filters of like the
37:08
Torn. Paper. That. Every.
37:10
Time there's a break on Best Nexus you
37:13
see like Us Weekly magazine they all put
37:15
a picture of the come the other with
37:17
that little rip in the middle of the
37:20
pigs are exploring earlier savagery to some real
37:22
have recess because Ripped Torn is also an
37:24
actor right now. Believe it's sad but you
37:26
know R E P Rep. He was famous
37:29
for Time that. Rip.
37:31
Ripped, torn he on. The villain
37:33
couple the fascinated the nation's since the end
37:35
of Be I Pcs and eight made their
37:37
demise official this week with an appearance by
37:39
the Grip. In. Gripped or yes
37:41
on girl just started trading secrets
37:44
podcast The Grip. Said you know
37:46
being in a public relationship and
37:48
if things. Aren't working out. It sucks
37:50
even more. it's hard and. not and
37:52
a detail anything but we definitely ended things
37:54
i don't have anything bad to say she's
37:56
amazing and i know she's going to continue
37:58
to do amazing things We
38:01
met the grip during his rookie season
38:03
on Katie Thurston's Bachelorette season 17.
38:06
And we met Victoria Fuller on the
38:08
last season to be shot before the COVID-19 pandemic.
38:12
Popeye Peter Weber's Bachelor season 24.
38:16
Good luck to both of these Bachelor
38:18
Nation All-Stars. Excuse you,
38:20
what? Yeah, I know. I
38:22
also saw Victoria Fuller went on a
38:25
girls trip. Devastating. That was all over
38:27
social media as well. Red flag. After
38:29
this. I am fascinated to see
38:31
who she winds up with. My prediction?
38:34
Back to Chris Solos. Yes. She'll
38:38
be driving his tractors and planting
38:40
his pecans. No, I think she's going
38:42
to wind up with, hear me out
38:44
here, an NFL player.
38:46
Michael Allio. NFL player. I
38:49
was thinking it would be funny if she just went down
38:51
the list from Katie's season. Yeah.
38:53
A lot? I mean,
38:55
NFL player is a good guess. A lot
38:58
of our players end up with NFL players. Yeah,
39:00
I think she's going to do it.
39:02
I think she's going to make that
39:04
transition, especially because it's like it's very
39:07
in vogue even outside of Bachelor Nation.
39:09
She's so hot. Exactly. Yeah,
39:11
Taylor Swift is doing it. You got
39:13
a follower. I'm sad because I loved
39:15
the social media that they were making
39:17
together, but whatever. That one
39:20
where he sent himself a shot, I'll never
39:22
forget. Yeah. I'm
39:24
curious to see who he winds up with too. RIP. I
39:27
think he's going to go for Love
39:29
is Blind person. Somebody from another franchise, I think
39:31
is where he's going next. Well, I
39:34
did see him photographed in a group
39:36
photo with Maria Gorgas. Ah,
39:39
interesting. That would be an interesting
39:41
couple. Although no
39:43
offense to the grip, Maria
39:45
can do better. She can. We'll
39:48
get into it in parasocial plays, but
39:50
she is already, she's already surpassed
39:52
the grip. Yeah. Sorry.
39:55
That's a bright shining star on its meteoric rise
39:57
into the heavens. Yeah. Don't.
40:00
Hitch yourself to somebody from a prior
40:02
season. Just don't do it settle before
40:04
you're on another level. Yeah, exactly Exactly.
40:07
Exactly get to the plateau see
40:10
who's up there up next in bachelor
40:12
nation news speaking of gore girls Jason
40:15
Tardik a host of trading secrets
40:17
isn't just facilitating news for other players
40:20
He's making some news of his own this week
40:23
It seems he's had enough time
40:25
to heal from the fallout of
40:27
his broken engagement with bachelor nation
40:29
megastar and the one true goat
40:31
Caitlin Bristow last summer because speculations
40:33
that Tardik is dating comedian and
40:35
influencer Cat stickler have been confirmed
40:37
people magazine is claiming to have evidence of
40:40
the official confirmation Citing cats
40:42
attendance at the launch party of Tardik's
40:44
new book talk money to me where
40:46
Tardik gave her some kind of special
40:49
Acknowledgement cat has two
40:51
million Instagram followers and
40:53
a staggering 10.3 million
40:56
tick-tock followers, which again? 270
40:59
days maybe she's gonna have zero tick-tock followers
41:01
like everybody else But at this moment congrats
41:03
to Tardik on his new romance and I
41:06
would say at least in terms of the
41:08
post game This is an ascendance. This is
41:10
a notch up. Absolutely And
41:13
you know Tardik is a numbers guy. So he probably
41:15
saw those numbers. He was like Let's
41:18
go. That's like a first date with
41:20
Jason Tardik. He's like, let me see your
41:22
numbers Like has his
41:24
computer he's doing spreadsheets and shit. You have
41:26
any student loans Yeah, he's like I can
41:28
I can get you probably a 15% increase
41:30
on revenue on tick-tock alone if you start
41:32
dating me He
41:36
saw Jojo Fletcher he was like He
41:43
went on a one date with her and he was just like no,
41:45
thank you he left like out the bathroom window No,
41:48
this is huge. I mean I didn't know who this
41:50
lady was but I know I didn't either
41:52
until Yeah, Tardik folded
41:54
her into the nation up next
41:56
in bachelor nation news Badger season 23rd place
41:59
finisher and back bachelorette that never was.
42:01
Kayla Quinn has a new baby on
42:03
the way. Quinn and her civilian husband,
42:05
Nick Barrello, sired their first progeny, Daughter
42:07
Teddy, in March, 2023, and
42:09
now their second offspring, a human male,
42:11
is scheduled for arrival to our dying
42:14
world this August. Not a creature? No.
42:17
This week, Kayla took to Instagram to share
42:19
the incoming child's bump day and to ask
42:22
followers for name ideas for her son. Alongside
42:25
the bump shots, Quinn wrote, 20
42:27
weeks until baby boy arrives. Sparkle
42:30
emoji, we're halfway there. I need your help.
42:32
Blue heart emoji, have any baby boy name
42:34
ideas? Blue heart emoji, we're so indecisive and
42:36
I don't know why boy names feel so
42:38
much harder to pick for us. Monkey
42:41
with hands over the eye emoji. But
42:43
usually, once we pick a name, I feel
42:45
so much more connected to baby. It's
42:47
funny to say usually when you have
42:50
one child. Yeah. That's it.
42:52
That's all you need. Usually. He
42:54
knows how it goes, yeah, usually. One person wrote,
42:57
quote, Theo, Theo and
42:59
Teddy. Blue heart, pink heart emoji,
43:01
Kayla replied saying, quote, I love
43:03
Theo, let's convince Nick. Smiley
43:06
face, ASCII art. Another
43:08
fan shared a nod to Kayla's
43:11
maiden name saying. So sinister. Say,
43:14
Quinn would be adorable
43:16
and meaningful. Bashful
43:18
face emoji. Yeah, that's
43:20
cute. Yeah, sad smiley emoji.
43:24
Congrats to Kayla on the new edition.
43:26
And we feel like the least we can
43:28
do as a thank you for her time
43:31
in game is offer up some baby name
43:33
suggestions of our own. Is it the
43:35
off season clues? Yeah. Yes,
43:38
please, please feel free. You can read this list if
43:40
you haven't already read it. Go ahead. Number
43:43
one, who'd you? Yeah, that's pretty cute,
43:45
right? Cute, very cute. Like I know a
43:47
baby juju. Two,
43:50
crowny. Little
43:55
baby crowny Quinn. That's a great
43:57
name. Crowny Quinn. Yeah. three,
44:01
benevolenti, execute, Quinn.
44:07
I mean, that is an homage to how she
44:09
went out, right? Exactly. Yes. That's
44:11
gorgeous. Number four, Nick
44:14
Viall. You
44:17
said sire a human offspring. You
44:20
can name a baby Nick Viall. Never.
44:23
Never. I'm next to vaccination
44:25
news. The
44:28
vasectomy heard around the nation
44:30
might be getting, speaking of
44:33
never, reverse Ari
44:35
Luyendyk second choice for wife. Yes. Lauren
44:37
Luyendyk released a sizzling Instagram story this
44:39
week, discussing the possibility of having more
44:41
children to add to the collection, which
44:43
now contains a lessee and the twins,
44:45
Senna and Lux. When a fan
44:47
asked her if their family feels complete, Lauren said,
44:49
this is such a hard question for me. I
44:51
told Ari to get her a vasectomy reversal the
44:54
other day, but then we have super
44:56
hard days sometimes with the kids. And then I sort
44:58
of question it. I don't know. I think I might
45:00
want one more, but just wait a little.
45:02
So far, the twins, Senna and Lux have stalled
45:04
at 253 K Instagram followers, unable
45:07
to knock their older sister, a lessee off the
45:09
top of the bachelor nation child influencer mountain. As
45:11
she said comfortably at 296 K, will a new
45:13
line dye child represent a real challenge to a
45:16
lessee's dominance? Time will
45:18
possibly tell. If I were a lessee, I'd
45:20
work on splitting up the twins following
45:22
so that you dominate even farther. Yeah. Just
45:24
dripping honey in each of their ears. When
45:27
are they going to give you your own account? Make
45:30
your own account. You
45:32
seem like a baby when you're known
45:34
as the twins. Start telling Senna, like
45:37
Senna, you're carrying Lux. Lux
45:39
doesn't deserve to be on
45:41
that Instagram twins. I don't
45:43
see twins. You see how
45:45
Lux posted with that balloon
45:48
garland. When I
45:50
look at that Instagram account, I see you.
45:53
Lux ain't nowhere in it. You need
45:55
to scrape Lux off. Lux, you'd think
45:57
she got a light on, but I'd
45:59
say the light. There are other just
46:01
or I finally buys with his
46:03
new some sad news for Goldman
46:05
Supersarko Most a bachelor happy or
46:07
Goldman are Susan Knowles While attending
46:10
the To be See Women Summit
46:12
in Las Vegas this week, she
46:14
revealed to Us Weekly. That.
46:16
The Golden Divorce ruined.
46:18
Her. Perfect official know said quotes they
46:21
ruined by marriage thing. I mean
46:23
I had no divorces. My record
46:25
was perfect. Just. One more
46:27
thing Golden Gary god ruined another
46:29
stain on average citizen that from
46:31
really keen on love a stain.
46:34
On season I mean give that sea
46:36
bass riff under. Him somehow.
46:39
I agree paces item for ruining her
46:41
ratio. they don't yet. I don't have
46:43
the filed for divorce. I think they
46:45
have yes but don't file for divorce.
46:47
make it and then know mint then
46:49
the record as queen. The record is
46:51
pure. Yeah, ah yes.
46:53
Clean before their eyes of
46:56
our. Darko word new. And.
47:00
Now for speaking
47:02
as clean. Let's.
47:04
See some good numbers come analysis the
47:07
pair social place. As
47:10
a kind of see redid their this is.
47:25
It does the i hear any
47:27
ah season but as even does
47:29
Seared this week because it's code
47:31
tell a week to however once
47:34
again. The that's. Racing
47:36
is not at Coachella. I don't know. it's
47:38
have. I know, I know my whole world. Is
47:40
turned upside add except for. Former.
47:43
Crown and Instagram mixologist in the
47:45
health and wellness space Tisa Adams
47:47
She person eight slide post of
47:49
her celebrating Aca Cello with the
47:51
fat taps and baby's first Kotler
47:53
Brown Hard emerges. Sixty three points
47:55
I'd say like steered and twenty
47:57
four comments. You know the stage coaches
47:59
com. Stagecoach. Is
48:01
coming. Next weekend right? I'm ready. I just
48:03
any we get. my eyes are open. Waiting.
48:06
For the plays I. Think. It's happening this
48:08
weekend. Good or stagecoach people. Are probably
48:10
already at Stagecoach when you're listening to this.
48:13
Yeah. Absolutely are on there were. It's
48:15
also another very important season Taylor Swift
48:17
album release season and many players capitalize
48:19
on the world wide event to make
48:21
pair social contests. The one true Go
48:23
at least has written here by the
48:25
pace came when Bristow posted an image
48:28
of her with the caption Throwback Thirst
48:30
Trap at Taylor Swift. So I guess
48:32
this was her attitude of cancer standing
48:34
next to Taylor Swift. Taylor
48:37
has. A. Sag saggy
48:39
bangs in. The. Sort I wonder when it
48:41
is. Yeah, we'll never know when a Throwback. Semester
48:44
Lifestyle. As Jessica Garage posted an image
48:46
to her stories of the cover of
48:48
My Boy Only Breaks His favorite toys
48:50
with the caps and Dmd Heart Flame
48:53
A Modi. And. Are no. I.
48:56
Don't know what this on that but. That
48:59
interesting Dmd. Dungeons. And
49:01
dragons. Dungeons and Dragons. I don't have.
49:04
A theologian, the I know entertaining men
49:06
for money, Blair and or admin and
49:08
her parent more The journeymen Chris Bukovsky
49:10
made a gorgeous joint play a vintage
49:13
Taylor Swift inspired photo shoot posts on
49:15
or Edmunds Instagram. The caption reads quote.
49:18
Who. Are we to fight the Alchemy?
49:21
A. Shoot just for fun
49:23
with the best team
49:25
capturing act. Don't say
49:27
a more photo and
49:29
film. Glam glam. Tell
49:31
layer Chicago Allegheny Chicago
49:34
Creative in the clouds,
49:36
Clouds Dog K L
49:38
A U D Us
49:40
A. Ride. At.
49:44
Shy. Vintage vehicles. it's so
49:46
hard for purposes and of second post.
49:48
Completely understandable if you're sick of us
49:50
with sixteen point six, K likes one
49:52
hundred and thirty comments. I love her
49:55
social media. New. Christian
49:57
dynamic duo reveal. The
49:59
and. The Grim champion Hannah Brown or
50:01
self posts as an image with is
50:03
a runner up. Daisy Cat with the
50:06
caps and look who I got to
50:08
meet today to or Instagram stories. Ground.
50:10
Sure to os and and
50:13
burning car enthusiasts Layer Cannon
50:15
posted an image of themselves
50:17
with the First Crown Trista
50:20
Sutter or. To. Their stores.
50:22
Pilot Rachel Rachel Recchia posts as a
50:25
self interest story of the axe wielding
50:27
zoologist from the North Blake Mines and
50:29
front of his image. On her crying
50:32
portraits wall the want to go again
50:34
through my briefcase their slavers or person
50:36
has them. Story in which Chelsea from
50:38
Love is blind to seductively holding her
50:40
legs like a phone in front of
50:42
a bathroom door with a caption hello
50:44
at Chelsea Blackwell Her acts pair more
50:46
and. Goergl Jason target purses and image
50:48
of him from his buck event with
50:50
so many heavy hitters. With the caption
50:52
the boys showed up. The. Voice to
50:55
civilians touted Greg Griffo Mother
50:57
and Sauce Lever Joe Immobile
50:59
Andrew Spencer and Pilot Pop
51:01
by Peter Weber. We. See
51:04
that the girls charity. Loss and Murray
51:06
or Guess serene a pet and the
51:08
twins also. Supported Target Gods would have
51:10
star studded event. You would think that
51:12
be the winner but know. Whose
51:14
role. great place but there can be
51:17
only one winner or purse or to
51:19
play the we Goes to my Reach
51:21
Out Gore Das and who to research
51:23
on Murray As and scripts or she
51:25
posted a series of to images for
51:27
her and Crown Kitty Thurston in which
51:29
he describes her as her soul sister
51:32
hard Mode G, second an image of
51:34
gorgeous a civilian and Z Paris Hilton
51:36
that Aylesbury. Can. Either suppose
51:38
it is Sophie of her and
51:40
Hilton's Hilton Paris Hilton in my
51:43
opinion is if that's the source
51:45
for influencer culture for all social
51:48
media. The original influencer she gonna
51:50
defined as hi everybody just been
51:52
fall when in her shadow ever
51:55
since Butter Congratulations to Maria. Katie.
51:58
And. Was. Through person. Para
52:00
que that there's. We.
52:03
Love your work, Stay relevant. Brief.
52:05
Spirits that's that's a third. Healthiest has bigger
52:07
free spirits. These are all human plays of
52:09
course, but there are some creatures this week
52:11
as well. A lot of are you purchase
52:14
this week, but there's only one that stood
52:16
out from the crowd. We. Are
52:18
of course talking about. Serene.
52:21
Brooks Russell's cat who showed
52:23
up at her Instagram stories
52:26
are sitting. Like. A
52:28
human eye guns, cat. I was
52:30
her mom's cat sorry ah, looking like
52:32
a human. Sitting in this
52:34
is a story that has the caption.
52:37
When. Your ten and your mom gets a
52:39
kitten. The choke slams you three times in.
52:41
our Leo looks like he needs a sig.
52:44
Poor Leo. Leo is a grey. Cat, who
52:46
has kinda like grayish with in eyes
52:48
and he is slumped over like he
52:50
has had a hard day's work and
52:52
he is looking to you. It's I
52:55
agree with you. I love this cat. As
52:58
somebody who does some some can't play from
53:00
time zone. Congrats though to everybody in the
53:02
pair social arena. Now we must move onto
53:04
that person or a program where we descend
53:06
deep into the pit. An. Issue
53:08
for their screams. This is. Screwed.
53:12
Up. My
53:16
scream is someone as the. At
53:18
my favorite place while the dog
53:20
parks. Lot. My job
53:22
was. And know you
53:25
know I'm their bid workdays
53:27
it or hang hims We
53:29
Luca Toni. And I
53:31
said I have a podcast about the
53:33
Vassar and they said. Oh.
53:36
You didn't. Like. You're making that's
53:38
like your fulltime job in. Oslo, Yes,
53:41
Believe it or I. Wrote. I'm
53:44
almost developed by Tic Tac. You
53:48
don't have another have mother
53:50
insists if. That's
53:52
the screams you told somebody is your full time
53:54
job. What was the reaction month? Oh cool. i
53:57
don't think they believe me though he should have drug him
53:59
into the pit Be like, oh, you don't believe me here.
54:01
Listen to this episode. Check this out. Here's our book. Buy
54:04
our merch. Well, I like to stay
54:06
under the radar in the dog community. Oh,
54:08
interesting. But maybe I should be dragging them
54:10
in. Go loud and proud. You need to
54:12
be wearing that bucket hat. You need to
54:14
be wearing full gore merch to the dog
54:17
park. I'm in full gore merch right now.
54:19
I've got my, when I was the bachelor
54:21
shirt and my bucket hat on. Next time
54:23
anyone questions you, just be like, look, look,
54:25
look, look at my wardrobe. You
54:27
think this isn't a real job now,
54:29
sir? Yeah, exactly.
54:33
What's your job? Why aren't you wearing
54:35
its logo all over your body? Exactly.
54:38
Exactly. Okay, what's your scream? My scream
54:40
is, where do I begin? I
54:44
pulled two Uber drivers
54:46
into the pit. Ooh, nice. In one
54:48
week. That's not my scream though. My
54:50
scream is this. Do
54:53
you know who Lorenzo Borghese is? The
54:56
Prince? The Prince, Bachelor from
54:59
season nine. Prince Crown? I do
55:01
another podcast. Let me preface by saying, I do
55:03
another podcast called, The Necessary Conversation.
55:05
Yes, one of them is with my parents
55:07
where we talk about politics. I
55:10
saw Lorenzo Borghese this week really going wild.
55:12
Ask them about the TikTok band. We did,
55:14
we talked about it last week. My
55:17
dad doesn't care. I'm
55:21
looking at Lorenzo, I follow all
55:24
bachelors if they're on Instagram. Lorenzo
55:26
Borghese is, will say very politically
55:28
minded to one end of the
55:30
spectrum. I will simply say that. Check it out for
55:32
yourselves if you want to see it. He's going off. And
55:34
I will also simply say he would be best friends, I
55:36
think with my parents. That may give you some indication. I,
55:40
in service of that podcast, we've been talking
55:43
about getting guests on it. I sent Lorenzo
55:45
Borghese a DM asking him to come on
55:47
the podcast with my parents. I have no
55:49
idea if he's gonna see the DM, reply
55:52
to the DM, or acknowledge this in any
55:54
way. But this is my screen. I'm
55:56
doing a political podcast with my parents that somehow
55:58
prompted me to DM back. Bachelor season 9 bachelor
56:01
about coming on to have political discussions. It's a
56:03
good screen. I agree We'll see I'll keep you
56:05
updated if he if he says yes or not.
56:07
Yeah, keep me posted from the things he's posting
56:09
I don't know how good he is at the internet,
56:11
but I'm excited to learn we shall see
56:14
But we have one more scream to get to
56:16
this is a very interesting scream rest assured It's
56:19
about our upcoming bachelorette season 21 that we're gonna
56:21
listen to it now. Are you ready pace case?
56:24
My screen began weeks ago when you aired
56:26
another scream containing intel that the bachelorette would
56:28
be filming in Seattle in April my
56:31
best pit buddy Alicia and I submitted
56:33
audience applications to no avail Fast
56:36
forward to today when I get off work
56:38
to a text from a friend that the
56:40
bachelorette is filming in Seattle's Pioneer Square I
56:42
rushed to my car and drive there only to find they're
56:44
already packing up I chat up a
56:47
couple of crew members and they don't know where
56:49
the next portion of the date is being filmed
56:51
So I hop on reddit and find a single
56:53
buried comment stating that a hot air balloon is
56:55
being inflated in a park in a Seattle neighborhood
56:57
called Magnolia With only this
56:59
information I call Alicia and we spend an
57:01
hour and a half driving systematically from one
57:03
end of Magnolia to the other Looking for
57:06
black SUVs and box checks. Finally,
57:08
we pull up to Ella Bailey Park and see
57:10
the line of Escalades We walk
57:12
into the park and no one stops us
57:14
from basically joining the production Within
57:16
two minutes of pulling up We are 15
57:19
yards from Jen Tran and one of her
57:21
men in a council of crowns with Trista
57:23
Rayne herself Neither Jen nor
57:25
the player who we did research is from
57:27
Seattle. So we know this is a regular
57:29
season one-on-one We watch
57:31
as the hotter balloon is inflated and Jen
57:33
and the player bob up and down in
57:35
the basket as the balloon remains tethered to
57:37
the ground We turn to
57:39
a producer sitting next to us and ask if
57:42
they are going to launch and she says that
57:44
we're too close to The city so they can't
57:47
already in conspiracy town. I ask is this
57:49
always the case and she said no They
57:51
do sometimes actually launch Next
57:54
the crew begins setting up for an ITM
57:56
about 10 feet from us and
57:58
once Jen and the player touch
58:00
back down, Jen heads over. We
58:03
watch and listen as a producer reads lines off
58:05
his phone for Jen to repeat into the camera.
58:08
One line which was filmed several times
58:10
to get just right was, I
58:12
can't believe we were soaring over Seattle. Neither
58:15
can we because they didn't. Best
58:17
day ever, much love, and praise be Dark
58:20
Lord Palmer. No!
58:23
Can you believe this? No. I
58:26
mean this person is an investigative
58:28
journalist doing on the ground improv
58:30
reporting. I'm so impressed. As
58:33
am I. Really,
58:35
this scream ties it all the way back
58:38
to one of the first things that ever
58:40
even started with a glimmer in our eye
58:42
of the pit, which was me watching the
58:45
Shawn Low season where he was
58:47
going up with Brit, or was it it
58:49
was Chris Soules, I think. Who had Brit
58:51
and Nelson on the show? It was Chris
58:54
Soules. Chris Soules. He goes up in a
58:56
hot air balloon with her. For some reason I
58:58
thought this was Shawn Low. I think it was too.
59:00
I don't remember who it was at this
59:02
point. I just remember they were in a hot air
59:04
balloon and the the angle into the hot air balloon
59:06
was from the ground and you could see grass in
59:08
the shot. The hot air balloon was still in the
59:11
ground and they were making it look like they were
59:13
in the sky. Brit was Chris Soules. Yes, I think
59:15
it was them. Because then she went against Caitlin. Yeah,
59:18
I think it was them and I think it was
59:20
that date where he did the home invasion at like
59:22
5 a.m. on her and was like ready to go
59:24
because then they went to the hot air balloon. At
59:27
any rate, me seeing that the hot
59:29
air balloon was still on the ground was the thing
59:31
that started Bachelor clues because I was like that grass
59:33
is a clue. And so now we
59:35
hear that they are basically
59:37
reprising this lie for gentran season
59:40
and then they're giving her a
59:42
script to lie about going into
59:44
the air. So we're in over
59:46
Seattle. Unbelievable. When we see
59:48
that in the show we are going to
59:50
recall this scream and we are gonna know
59:52
it was all fake. Thank you so much
59:54
for the scream. If it even makes the
59:56
cut. It will. This
59:59
is so good. And it's
1:00:01
also so funny to me to just be like the
1:00:04
line that they're repeating It's not like
1:00:06
some great hilarious lines just and
1:00:09
I was soaring over Seattle. Yeah and making a
1:00:11
repeat it. It's not believable Can you lie one
1:00:13
more time but make it a better lie? Fascinating
1:00:16
scream can we make your hair a little
1:00:18
more windswept? Yeah, they have
1:00:20
like a wind machine on her I'm
1:00:22
in the air now falling out of the hot
1:00:24
air balloon. Ah, help me! Blasted with wind and
1:00:26
leaves and stuff They
1:00:28
CGI in a parachute behind her We
1:00:31
can't thank you enough for this on the ground
1:00:33
field reporting and for this beautiful scream and there's
1:00:35
picture evidence Yeah, we have some photographs too. That'll be
1:00:37
on our Instagram I'm sure if you want to send
1:00:40
in your own scream All you got to do is
1:00:42
go to patreon.com/game of roses join us on our discord
1:00:44
in that discord There is a channel called submit your
1:00:46
screams. We go through them all we play the best
1:00:48
ones here There were some really good ones this week,
1:00:51
too. There was one about Nick
1:00:53
vials upcoming wedding someone's Friends
1:00:56
or in-laws or something? Somebody has a
1:00:58
relation going to the wedding that's supposedly
1:01:00
happening this weekend. I mean
1:01:04
FYI So
1:01:06
I'm sure we'll be covering that next week. How do we get to that
1:01:08
wedding? I don't know. We
1:01:10
weren't invited not like this this person screaming. Maybe
1:01:12
we'll play that scream next week As
1:01:15
well in kind of reference to I mean
1:01:17
if they are getting married this weekend That's going to
1:01:20
be all over us weekly people all that shit. It'll
1:01:22
be the biggest news in the nation next week So
1:01:24
we'll be covering it in this week of fascination next
1:01:26
week join us for that and don't
1:01:28
forget we got a certified juicer
1:01:32
of a digging deeper coming out on Monday, holy Crap,
1:01:36
I'm hearing the clip length has exceeded the
1:01:38
maximum clip lengths were allowed I couldn't even
1:01:40
put in all the clips. I wanted to
1:01:42
put in because it was all so good
1:01:44
I was just like this is insane the
1:01:46
things we're hearing including
1:01:48
we have the clip from grippo
1:01:50
announcing the the breakup with Victoria
1:01:54
Fuller on talking it out or
1:01:56
on a trading secrets. He goes
1:01:58
it's done. Ciao He didn't say
1:02:00
that. He felt pretty cute. He
1:02:02
did not. RipToria, hashtag. He did not say
1:02:04
that. One
1:02:07
of the craziest things that's in it
1:02:09
is Popeye went on DLH's podcast and
1:02:11
Point Blank asks him, when you told
1:02:13
me Hannah Sluss wasn't coming to the
1:02:15
final rose ceremony, were you lying? Oh
1:02:18
my God, I can't wait. Good for him. Point Blank
1:02:20
asks him. I'm glad that wasn't cut out. I
1:02:22
know. It's gonna be a big one. Indeed.
1:02:25
So we hope you'll join us for all of that. Thank you for
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