Nazi occultists suck. Who knew. Is Bungie developing a new Halo game? Classic FPS action limps onto the iPhone, and the price of free PSN. All this as well as some news on Bionic Commando, the downside of a new DS, Prince of Persia, a perspective on proper console RPS-ing, and more. Oh, and did you really think that Dragonball Evolution wouldn't stink? Neither did we.