Wherein your hosts talk at length about All Of Us Strangers, cry about a couple particular scenes, laugh at their own crying, blame the crying on being in the same space, talk for another long while about Kate Middleton and whether or not she's

Episode 153: The One With The Western Godfather

Mar 7th, 2024 1h 24m

Wherein your hosts talk Reacher, and then try to figure out how Reacher would fit in with Uhtred and his band of merry men, and then there's an absolutely unhinged FMK at the end. (This summary is being written 2 weeks after the episode was rec

Episode 152: The One With The Frozen Kneecaps

Jan 20th, 2024 1h 46m

Wherein your hosts gather (IN PERSON!!!!!!) on maybe the coldest night of the year to talk about Saltburn (which they both loved but did not know what to expect before seeing it) and Reacher (which they also love, because duh).

Episode 151: The One With Bad Luck and Trouble

Dec 28th, 2023 1h 49m

Wherein your hosts talk about Season 6 of The Crown, as well as the first three episodes of Reacher. Guess which part is longer?

Episode 150: The One With The Atonal Shifts

Nov 14th, 2023 1h 48m

Wherein your hosts talk AT LENGTH about the Netflix adaptation of "All The Light We Cannot See", why Mark Ruffalo was miscast, who the German George MacKay is, what worked, what didn't, and what they'd hide in secret rooms in their houses.

Episode 149: The One With The Exploding Asshole

Nov 9th, 2023 1h 4m

Wherein your hosts talk about Icebreaker, a fabulous hockey romance that hits all the right notes. (If you were expecting a better summary, you've come to the wrong place. We're rusty.)

Episode 148: The One With Barbenheimer

Aug 15th, 2023 1h 37m

Wherein your hosts talk at length about the two biggest movies of 2023. Unfortunately, they did not use the lines "I am become death, destroyer of worlds" OR "Come on Barbie, let's go party" in any context.

Episode 147: The One With Uhtred, Sword of Uthred

Apr 23rd, 2023 1h 54m

Wherein your hosts talk about the Dungeons and Dragons movie, the Netflix series BEEF (and why it's not just television, but a work of art) and spend an hour crying about Uhtred and Finan and Sihtric. Spoilers the entire time, for absolutely

Episode 146: The One With The Dead Witch

Mar 5th, 2023 1h 30m

Wherein your hosts talk about the recent Teachers Convention that M attended and how she spent her time (spoiler: exactly how you think she did), why the most recent season of Outlander is a solid stinker (Spoilers, I guess), and which iteratio

Episode 145: The One With All The Wizards

Feb 8th, 2023 1h 7m

Wherein your hosts talk about Peter Kavinsky and The Recruit, Vincent Lecavalier's SI shoot, and Sidney Crosby's dump truck ass.

Episode 144: The One With The Two Lists

Jan 6th, 2023 1h 41m

Wherein your hosts talk about the reading list of all reading lists and why it's bad, what books they'd put on their own "must-read" list, why the end of Season 5 of The Crown leaves very little hope, which casting decisions were spot-on and wh

Episode 143: The One With The Citizen Kane of Christmas Movies

Dec 11th, 2022 1h 35m

Wherein your hosts talk about why the twist at the end of Don't Worry Darling doesn't make a ton of sense, how Florence Pugh is incredible always, why Chris Pine was perfect in DWD, how much they enjoyed Lindsay Lohan's new Netflix movie, how i

Episode 142: The One With Reasons To Be Cancelled

Nov 2nd, 2022 1h 10m

Wherein your hosts talk about their most recent reunion to see John Mulaney, why a no-phones show is both good and bad, answer all the weird woul you rathers that K could find, discuss the influx of 'ADHD influencers" and some terrifically bad

Episode 141: The One With The Dead Queen

Sep 12th, 2022 1h 43m

Wherein your hosts talk about the things they've read and watched in their unintended 2 month hiatus, decide which 99 is the best of all time, whether Pawnee or Eagleton are better comparisons for Edmonton and Calgary (though Red Deer is DEFINI

Episode 140: The One With The Squenching Tentacles

Jul 17th, 2022 1h 46m

Wherein your hosts talk about Season 4 of Stranger Things for 1 hour and 45 minutes. Spoilers, obviously.

Episode 139: The One With The Audacity of Aethelhelm

Apr 24th, 2022 1h 39m

Wherein your hosts talk for 1 hour and 40 minutes about season 5 of The Last Kingdom (spoilers, I guess).

Episode 138: The One With The Lack of Brevity

Apr 2nd, 2022 1h 26m

Wherein your hosts spend about 30 minutes talking about The Batman, and pondering the purpose of dim hospital lights in the DCU, and another 45 minutes talking about all the longing in this season of Bridgerton. That's it. That's the episode. C

Episode 137: The One With The Noodle Legs

Jan 7th, 2022 1h 8m

Wherein your hosts talk about the campy entertainment that is keeping them sane, why The Last Duel was a better movie than House of Gucci, why we are now living in precedented times, what real world experience is the closest to magic, what jobs

Episode 136: The One With All the Googles

Nov 18th, 2021 1h 34m

Wherein your hosts talk (yet again) about the never-ending pandemic, why it's sometimes difficult to understand what's going on in an athlete's life, why you should never have heroes if you don't like being disappointed, why the end of Ted Lass

Episode 135: The One With The Brain of a Goldfish

Oct 2nd, 2021 1h 24m

Wherein your hosts talk about Alberta's Worst! Fall! Ever!, why Tilda Swinton is the best part of The Dead Don't Die, why Megan watches F1 (you'll never guess), why you should all watch Ted Lasso, and which po-tay-to chip flavour is the best.

Episode 134: The One With The Questionable Boundary

Aug 17th, 2021 1h 27m

Wherein your hosts talk about what makes a good quality crime procedural, why Welsh is a ridiculous language with too many or not enough letters (sometimes simultaneously), why baby stuff is soOOooOo prohibitively expensive, why Instagram mothe

Episode 133: The One With The Semi-Sentient Potato

Jul 18th, 2021 1h 15m

Wherein your hosts talk about lazy catfishing attempts, the incomprehensible timeline of Fast 9, being obsessed with British crime drama onscreen and on the page, getting called out for being book snobs, which cartoon strongman they'd marry, wh

Episode 132: The One With The Baby Beocca

Jun 19th, 2021 1h 26m

Wherein your hosts talk about 5G and superpowers, being beholden to society's expectations for new mothers and double standards for parenthood, books about existential crises, a heartwarming story to finish off the school year, which athlete s

Episode 131: The One With The Moving Body Fluids

Apr 25th, 2021 1h 2m

Wherein your hosts talk about the trials of the third trimester, the trials of the 3rd wave, book characters Kelsey would hate, giving up on terrible fictional men, which movie they would want to live in for a day, what is on the other side of

Episode 130: The One With The New Expectations

Mar 15th, 2021 1h 45m

Wherein your hosts talk about the midpoint of this crazy school year, how the movie Mox!e realistically portrays teenage forays into activism, how unrealistic american schools seem to be, why it's time to have teenagers playing high school stud