Natalie and Arnold take a stab at two lackluster slasher remakes, and in the process, explain why both the 2009 version of FRIDAY THE 13th and the 2010 rendition of A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET manage to be both too watered down and too over the top! So... look, do we really need to tell you not to go to Camp Crystal Lake or sleep in the vicinity of Elm Street? Good, then stay home, stay up, and listen to this wide-awake and indoor episode of GHOULS IN THE HOUSE!

And remember, when you're listening to this podcast, the only ghoul in the house...is YOU!

Show Music: "Cemetery Dance" by The Vivisectors.

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