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Hello gorgeous, happy Wednesday.

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Welcome back to the Give Them Lala podcast

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with Jessica Walter and

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Easton Bonham.

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This is your second time

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recording. I know it feels good. Second

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official, like official co-host. Yes,

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feels good. I'm starting to get in the groove. I'm getting

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excited to do them now, which is good. I'm usually

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nervous. Are you nervous today? A

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little bit. Maybe

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a little bit. I feel like the best

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break-in for you was having Heather McDonald.

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It was kind of nice. Because she

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just steers the whole ship. I know, I

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listened to that and

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might I say that's one of my fave episodes.

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Was it really? Yeah, it was really good. I liked

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that she was steering the ship, but it was very

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like entertaining. No, it was good. It's

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because she has the juicy scoop on everything.

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I kind of know like the surface stuff,

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but she knows the deep,

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like the deep-rooted juicy

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scoop. She's a pro. She's a pro. Absolutely.

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So Jessica, you just got back from Europe.

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How was it? Nine days. Yes,

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it was nine days. It was beautiful. It was wonderful.

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I'd never been to Italy. The wedding

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was lovely.

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Did a little touristy stuff, but it was kind of

1:21

very scheduled. So did

1:23

what we could. It was amazing.

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We missed you terribly. I missed you guys too.

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I asked Kyle. We were in Italy

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and I was like, I miss Lala,

1:33

Lisa, Easton, Ocean. And

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then he was like, oh my God, have you become codependent

1:37

on them? And I was like, yeah, I think maybe. Welcome to the family. I'm

1:40

beyond codependent. Because when

1:42

Jessica was gone, I said this to Easton,

1:44

I was like, he goes, what does your week look like? I go,

1:47

nothing. Jessica's gone. He goes, it's usually

1:49

the opposite. Like the boss

1:51

is gone. So the assistant doesn't have

1:53

much to do.

1:55

It's never like the assistant's gone.

1:57

So the boss isn't working. I

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go, so what is, she goes, nothing. She

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goes, Jessica runs my life. So

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I'm not doing anything. I

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had to actively work to not

2:09

be stressed that I wasn't here. I had to, and

2:11

I think I did. That makes just you. I

2:14

was chilling.

2:15

I had

2:17

to actively, and then like my calendar,

2:19

every time I would look at my calendar, the time,

2:21

we were nine hours ahead. So it fucks

2:24

with your calendar, which gave me

2:25

like major anxiety because

2:28

things that were scheduled for like the 15th, we're

2:30

showing up on the 16th anyway. Other

2:32

than that, I- Oh

2:35

my gosh, that just gave me mad anxiety. The

2:37

one thing that started tweaking me out

2:39

was when I got an email about putting

2:42

together a real by Monday and I was

2:44

like, no. They're like, end

2:47

of day Monday. I was like, Jessica, we'll be back. I think

2:49

we can do that. We could do that. But how

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was your, did you actually get to have

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some time off? Because I did schedule a couple things.

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Yes. You did. We were

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enjoying our time off. We went

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to Universal for Brock's birthday. Went to Universal, yep. Which

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was fun. Yeah, what? I don't even know

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what day that was, Wednesday or Thursday? That was Thursday.

3:08

And then I was supposed to do No Filter with

3:10

Zach. Yes, I heard about

3:12

that. And Bravo was like, absolutely

3:14

not. You cannot do it. I felt so

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terrible. It looked amazing

3:18

though. I think he had MJ from Shaw's is

3:21

what it looked like. Take my

3:23

place. But I did do like his

3:25

meet and greet beforehand. So we did

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Universal. I did that. Then went

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home, swooped ocean in my mom, and went to

3:32

Palm Springs for the weekend. Palm Springs,

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every time, I think I'm going to keep seeing

3:36

it on your guys' socials and get

3:39

used to it. But every time I see it, I'm

3:41

like

3:41

dream house. Like resort.

3:44

Like vacation dream. Yeah.

3:47

No, it really is. How do you feel? Are

3:49

you? I went ball picking for the first time in Palm Springs. Oh,

3:51

it's home. It's your spot. Yeah.

3:56

The drive is so easy. It's like if you've

3:58

got to get out, you can get out. Even for like.

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like 24 hours. It's so easy.

4:02

Totally. Like I love it over there.

4:04

It looks relaxing. Are you allowed to tell

4:06

us if, cause I would die to see, to

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have them film Vanderpump

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next season. I want them to too, but

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because it's in like a gated community

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and the HOA is like

4:18

really not wanting to show certain

4:20

things. But like I said to them, you guys have

4:22

filmed inside of Sheena's

4:25

home before. So I was talking to production

4:27

and was like,

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there's a way to do it. Like what did you

4:30

request from them? Like showing the whole fucking neighborhood

4:33

or like.

4:34

Like they filmed in Sheena's home in Palm Springs?

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Yeah. Okay. So I think

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they need to go back and say like,

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this is what we're wanting to film. Of course,

4:43

like I would feel the same way. If I lived in this gated

4:45

community and some girl was on a reality

4:47

show, it'd be like, no, you're not coming in

4:49

here and filming my home. Even

4:52

if it's the exterior, like I want my piece. So

4:54

many people move from LA to Palm Springs

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to get away

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from the Hollywood stuff.

5:01

Right. And I think

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they need to make it clear because this is what we had to do for the

5:05

office. The crew is not big. When you

5:07

say filming a show, they're thinking trucks

5:09

and all this. It's not a huge crew.

5:11

Yeah, it's one cameraman and a sound guy. Yeah,

5:13

it's a little bigger than that, but it's not like

5:16

tons of production trucks rolling up. It's literally

5:18

like one van, a couple cameraman,

5:21

a sound guy, and then like a couple producers

5:24

and someone sitting in the back like typing every word that

5:26

you say. So I want to talk

5:28

about a few things.

5:30

Scandalvall is finally over. It's

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over? Well, I mean, in my

5:35

mind, I haven't seen anything on my feed,

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which is absolutely awesome. I'm loving

5:40

that part.

5:42

You know, now that like the bomb

5:44

has gone off and we've had time

5:47

to process, at the end of the day, it's like,

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all right, someone

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got cheated on. Like, can we move on

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now? Yeah, I saw

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your post about Kardashians

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and that coming across your page and you being

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excited, which...

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I always shocked myself. I was

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like, oh my gosh, is that

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a Kardashian on my explore page? I've

6:06

not seen one of those. I need to start

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following

6:09

some different accounts though. Why are you

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all scandivales still? No, well, no, but

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he needs to get with it because he's gonna be doing

6:15

the podcast He has to be into like

6:17

the pop culture aspect, but we

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talked about so many other things on this We

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don't know if we dive into it. I still got a

6:23

little recap.

6:25

It is what it is. Anyway, we're

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not gonna be talking about

6:29

It and how we feel anymore because

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I have some feelings about secrets revealed

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I saw some things that I was not happy about

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I'm not gonna go into it because we

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are going to pick cameras up

6:40

soon and let's let

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the story live On the show.

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It doesn't need to live on the give them all a

6:47

podcast. Yeah. All right. That's

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where I'm at

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Love it. I do have a story for when I was

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in Palm Springs and

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you guys it was like

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Dramatizing. Oh

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my god, by the way, I'm hearing all of these for the first time

7:01

with you. So well with not

7:03

you Okay,

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so we have this awning right

7:10

in Palm Springs and these like

7:13

pigeons keep flying to it and my

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mom's like No, no, they're gonna build

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a nest there. They cannot do that.

7:19

Number one

7:21

If we like push it out and put it closed

7:23

like we could squish them Number

7:26

two, there's gonna be poop everywhere. So

7:28

there's sticks on the ground clearly. They're like

7:31

Building a nest so I go out there and my

7:33

mom's like it looks like they're almost done with

7:35

the nest and I was like Oh, we gotta remove it

7:38

Keep in mind. It looks like they're still

7:41

building the nest. Okay So

7:44

I keep going out there and chewing them. Shoo. Shoo

7:48

Okay, and I'm like, oh,

7:50

yeah, we gotta remove it it looks like it's almost

7:52

done

7:53

So I'm out there with a little

7:56

ladder and like a broom and I'm like because

7:58

what I was gonna do is I was gonna try to

8:00

get it off and maybe move it

8:02

somewhere else. Okay. Replace.

8:05

Replace it, okay? Like,

8:06

love the birds. Love the

8:08

birds. I'm just not in my awning.

8:11

Okay? So, I'm

8:13

moving it, I'm moving it, I'm moving

8:15

it, it tilts a little, down

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comes two eggs. No! Rashing

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to fucking ground. No! When

8:24

I tell you, I told my mom, I was like, hold

8:26

my hand. I was about to pass

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out and fall directly

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onto my face, onto the concrete.

8:33

It's not funny. She called me

8:35

three times about this. I was like, I need

8:37

you to talk me through this because

8:39

I could hear the birds chirping in the tree. And

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I was like, oh my god. And I was out there

8:44

and I was like, I'm sorry! I'm

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sorry! Praying.

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My mom and I prayed.

8:51

It made me sick to my stomach. So

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we're inside, we close the door. They keep coming

8:55

back to the awning and I'm like, they think that

8:57

it's still there. No! And

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I kept telling them, sorry.

9:02

So I closed the door, I've prayed, I'm

9:04

like, I need to watch Seinfeld

9:07

get my mind off of what has just happened.

9:09

At least they'll talk to the other

9:11

birds and say, don't go to that lady's house. Oh,

9:13

they tried to come back. Just see, wait, they're

9:16

out there on my gate, they're out there on my gate

9:18

and they're like this dead stare

9:20

at me and my mom. With the door, I have

9:22

the door closed because I'm like, they will peck us to death

9:25

and we can not go out there. And they're getting

9:27

their feathers all puffed up like that and

9:29

just

9:29

dead stare. All of a sudden, the

9:32

dad, he starts moving his body like

9:34

this, jumps on the mom's back and

9:36

starts fucking her.

9:37

I was

9:40

like, it's

9:43

been 10 minutes and already

9:45

you're like, fuck those babies

9:47

on the ground. Time to procreate

9:49

again. It was such an insult.

9:51

I was like, do you know what I just went

9:54

through for you to dead stare

9:56

me and

9:56

start from scratch again?

9:59

Did you feel better? after seeing that though. I am

10:01

so happy. Not as bad. Did by the birds. I'm

10:04

so sad we don't have video for that moment,

10:06

that whole three minutes that just happened. Oh

10:09

my God.

10:10

They're

10:12

either going to get you. I have,

10:14

yeah. Or they'll never come back. Or you're gonna

10:17

go back next

10:17

week and your whole awning is gonna

10:19

be filled. With bird shit? With bird

10:21

shit and bird nest. It could, it very well

10:23

could. But can I tell you what's so strange is last

10:26

weekend when I was in the Del Taco drive-thru,

10:29

I witnessed two birds fucking, never

10:31

in my life have I seen birds have sex. I still

10:33

haven't. I've never in my life. No, and when I

10:35

was watching it last weekend

10:38

waiting for my tacos,

10:40

I'm like, what are they doing? Cause

10:43

what they do is they like make out kind of like, oh,

10:45

oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. And then this guy jumps

10:47

on the back and it's like the weirdest

10:50

move. So

10:52

naturally I googled, I was like, I need to know. And

10:54

my mom was like, no, they're having sex. And I was like,

10:56

there's no way that that's how it works. Are

10:58

birds the ones with the corkscrew penises?

11:01

Oh, I don't know. I don't know. Birds

11:04

have corkscrew. That might be completely wrong. Someone's

11:06

listening to this right now being like, what the fuck are

11:08

you talking about? Well, I googled it and I've seen it twice

11:11

within a week.

11:11

Birds. You googled birds fucking? Yes,

11:14

I mean it's interesting. It was so strange.

11:18

Well, because they're so stiff, you know, they've got like

11:20

the feathers and the tails and the tails all

11:22

fucking weird. I

11:24

don't

11:25

even know where the birds vagina

11:27

or dick is. We don't need to

11:29

know. They know. I don't want to

11:31

know. Oh my God. Ducks and geese. Oh, ducks and

11:33

geese are famous for their extra long penises.

11:36

Is it because they got a- They usually coiled penis

11:39

of the duck. It's a duck that has a coiled

11:41

penis. Nevermind. So what it coils and then

11:43

it shoots out straight. It coils, I think.

11:45

And it's like corkscrews the woman or something? I think

11:48

so it can't pull out.

11:49

It what? So it can't like pull out,

11:52

I think. So the- Oh, it's like a

11:54

cat. So it stays in there until it's done. It's

11:56

like a cat.

11:57

Have like a fucking hook.

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Like do they? Yeah, I learned this

12:02

off of Ricky Gervais's stand-up

12:04

comedy. I'm telling you. So when

12:06

they go into the cat, like when they're

12:08

having sex. The living and breathing

12:10

is just so crazy to me. Like the male

12:12

cat, like the dick goes in and then

12:14

it can't come out. Come out. And then the

12:17

pain

12:17

of it being in there makes the cat, the female

12:19

cat, ovulate. I'm gonna pass out. I'm

12:21

just so fucking painful. Crazy, right? It's like,

12:23

oh my gosh. I'm so sorry for that trauma

12:25

though and I hope that never happens again to either one of

12:28

you.

12:28

I agree. Can

12:30

I tell you, my mom said if we come back here and they've

12:33

built a nest, leaving it,

12:35

we just got a, I don't care if there's a hundred

12:37

nests. I never want to

12:39

experience that again.

12:41

It was so traumatizing

12:43

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14:01

On that note, did you

14:03

see Rachel food at her post? That

14:09

made me so happy. That

14:11

takes a lot to be like, oh shit, I was wrong.

14:14

And the fact that you called

14:16

her out and she listened and now everything

14:19

is great. That's amazing. I have so much

14:21

respect for her. In fact, that was a

14:23

learning experience for me to watch

14:25

someone

14:26

be like, you know what? Maybe I should look into this more.

14:30

And then like actually instead

14:32

of getting defensive because everyone loves to get defensive,

14:34

I get defensive. If someone calls me out, I'm like, for

14:38

her to like sit back, not respond

14:41

and then post. So

14:43

I posted Rachel food

14:45

is a new cast member on Real Housewives

14:47

of New Jersey. Yeah, I remember her obsessed

14:50

with her because I've been

14:52

watching the season. She posted

14:55

a photo of herself and

14:57

her family going to SeaWorld Orlando.

15:00

And I was like, no, no,

15:03

don't do this. So of course, naturally

15:05

I called her out on the podcast. I had

15:07

a question on behalf of PETA for the

15:10

SeaWorld shareholders meeting. Okay.

15:13

And I posted about on Instagram,

15:15

Rachel food, then repost

15:17

it and talks about how she wasn't

15:20

educated at the time and now she is.

15:22

And post free Corky,

15:24

which is the orca that they're

15:26

trying, the longest orca

15:28

in captivity, which I thought

15:30

was amazing. So I appreciate

15:33

that very much. That's

15:35

one extra family now that's not going and think

15:37

of all the people she'll probably tell.

15:39

No, right? Amazing. Yeah.

15:42

I know. Did you watch the last reunion episode

15:45

of Jersey? I have to. It's

15:47

okay. Did you watch it, Easton? I

15:49

think I haven't finished it. I don't

15:51

think because me and I was watching. I think we were

15:54

watching it and then we had to do something and then

15:56

I haven't finished it.

15:57

Do you remember the part? So Teresa,

15:59

Ju- back in the

16:01

day after she went to prison,

16:04

started blaming,

16:06

I think it was like Jacqueline Lareda, or

16:08

maybe it was Big Red,

16:11

which is Caroline Manzo,

16:13

for sending Teresa

16:16

and Jo to prison. Like she thinks

16:18

that they tipped off the feds. This

16:21

reunion, she has changed

16:24

her mind. She thinks Jo and

16:26

Melissa, her brother, tipped

16:28

off the feds, and then she goes on

16:31

to say,

16:32

cause I talked to the FBI. And

16:34

they told me it was you guys. First

16:36

of all, you can't just call the FBI and be like,

16:39

do you remember that time that like you guys arrested

16:41

me and stuff? Like who's the one

16:43

that like tipped you off? Then be like, Trey,

16:46

it's great to hear from ya.

16:49

Great to hear from ya. How'd the

16:51

bid go? We're really sorry we had

16:54

to do that, but it never would have happened if Jo Gorga

16:57

didn't tell us. What?

16:59

No. She said they told

17:02

her? There's one other person who also

17:04

went online and was like, I spent all

17:06

morning talking to the FBI. It's like, the

17:09

FBI don't tell you shit. It's not how

17:11

it works. It's not how it works. No, they ask

17:13

you questions. We spent all day trying

17:16

to figure this out and

17:18

the FBI confirmed they're not investigating me. No,

17:21

not how it happens, buddy. Not

17:24

how it happens. How did they respond?

17:26

How did Melissa respond? Were they just like, you

17:28

are wild. Or did they actually get heated

17:30

and like think?

17:32

No, I think they were like, what the fuck? What

17:35

are you talking about? What's going on? Oh,

17:37

that is weird. Even Andy Cohen was sitting

17:39

there being like, what? Oh,

17:42

I have to watch. And Teresa's like, Jacqueline

17:45

Lareda told me, and he's like, Jacqueline Lareda,

17:47

the person who you have slammed

17:50

for years on end is

17:52

your source. What?

17:55

She's like, I never talked bad

17:57

about her. And then it's like a month. And Andy

17:59

goes, They're literally gonna play a montage now

18:02

of you talking badly about her and they

18:04

did so crazy

18:07

Nothing better than freaking housewives.

18:10

I went back. I'm on season

18:13

Five now and I didn't even watch the

18:15

season. I just went directly into watching

18:17

reunions. Really? Yeah, I I

18:20

like the reunions better. Yeah, just recaps

18:22

all the good Well, you're the one who told me that

18:24

I could watch the reunions without necessarily

18:27

watching the whole season Not that I should but if

18:29

I just want a quick well, it's cuz they recap

18:31

it. Yeah, they recap it They go out

18:33

each other's throats. It's fine. Whatever. I

18:36

would watch the reunions of Jersey

18:39

this season though because they are good

18:41

and heated and it's so

18:44

just like Italian family

18:46

drama see I love that I love

18:48

that because that's very where I grew up is all

18:51

the Italian

18:51

family drama I want to ask you since I haven't talked to

18:53

you since New York York Did

18:55

you get any DMS from anything

18:58

you said about?

19:00

Jersey on watch what happens live like

19:03

you I got an unfollow Yeah,

19:08

I got an unfollow from tree that's okay though,

19:10

yeah, you know what

19:13

Okay,

19:19

so watch the Jersey reunion what is it

19:21

part part two like how many parts are

19:23

there second that I really tripping

19:26

balls about a

19:28

Reality TV personality

19:30

retaliating in some way if I

19:32

say something very simple is

19:35

the day that like I can no longer be in this

19:37

business You

19:40

know

19:42

So that happened on Jersey and

19:44

then they got into By

19:47

the way, I don't remember if this is Because

19:50

now it's completed. We've seen all three of them I

19:52

think it was episode two. Do you

19:55

know what O's umpic is Easton? Yeah, it's

19:57

like a weight loss pill, right? We'll

19:59

see there we are right? Yeah. So it's

20:01

for diabetes and people have

20:03

now figured out that you

20:05

could lose weight on it and now there's

20:07

like a dry spell for people who actually

20:10

need it for diabetes because everyone

20:12

who wants to lose weight

20:14

is taking it. And it's not a pill,

20:16

it's a shot. Like you actually inject yourself,

20:19

right? So it's like an intense. Like how,

20:22

okay. It's taking over

20:24

Hollywood, okay? Ozempic is

20:27

like the second you see someone

20:29

who's losing weight immediately, are

20:32

you on Ozempic? Mm-hmm. I know a few

20:34

people on it. So there's

20:36

a woman named Jackie

20:38

on Housewives and

20:40

her storyline has been great. She's very intelligent

20:43

but she has been battling

20:46

an eating disorder for many years and

20:48

she's been very open about it. She wrote a book about it.

20:52

So she was very worried to come

20:54

back to Real Housewives of New Jersey

20:56

because she was not feeling

20:59

great in her recovery. So

21:01

she comes to the reunion, whatever, and he

21:03

asks her about Ozempic because

21:07

Dolores Catania, who's like

21:10

gangster. I love her. Is on it.

21:12

She admitted it on Watch What Happens Live. So

21:15

Andy wanted to know her thoughts. As someone who

21:17

battles an eating disorder, how do you feel

21:20

about Ozempic? She goes on

21:22

to say that it scares

21:24

her because of this obsession to lose

21:26

weight and the

21:28

scary part is the moment you get off

21:30

of it, you gain all your weight back

21:33

and if you've developed this obsession with

21:36

losing weight, it could turn unhealthy

21:38

very quickly.

21:39

Becomes an addiction. Of course.

21:41

Everything becomes an addiction. And

21:45

so you have to keep doing the shots

21:47

to keep losing the weight. You have to stay on

21:49

it. Okay.

21:50

And obviously if you have diabetes,

21:52

that's one thing, but if you don't have diabetes, like

21:54

what is, what

21:56

are the repercussions of taking something? I don't think

21:58

there's enough behind it.

21:59

to say what will happen to me

22:02

if I use ozempic to lose weight.

22:04

Now this is where I'm

22:06

at with it because I got asked about ozempic

22:09

at the premier party

22:11

of

22:12

Van der Pomp rules which was what long

22:14

time ago. And I like kind

22:16

of slammed it. I was like we got to do better. I mean why are

22:19

people deciding to take drugs

22:21

for diabetes to lose weight like come on.

22:24

On the flip side I don't

22:26

know what it's like to struggle with my weight. So

22:29

I don't feel like I can say what

22:31

someone should or shouldn't do to lose weight.

22:34

Now do I think just as a logical

22:37

person

22:38

if you do this when you stop

22:40

you gain all your weight back. That doesn't seem like

22:42

a very healthy route to

22:44

lose weight. Right. It's not healthy

22:46

and it's also not sustainable which

22:49

gets scary. But like what are your

22:51

thoughts on ozempic? I have

22:53

a lot of thoughts on it and I totally

22:56

agree with you.

22:58

There's only so much I can say. I have never

23:01

scientifically been obese. I've never

23:03

necessarily struggled with my weight. I've

23:06

fluctuated here and there but I've never

23:09

like I've always had a fine relationship

23:11

with my body. A good one and I'm lucky for that.

23:15

What makes me nervous is number one

23:17

if

23:18

it is taking away

23:20

a necessity from people who need

23:22

it that's not good. Like

23:25

people with diabetes they need this and then all

23:27

of a sudden

23:28

either the price is jacked up or

23:30

it's gone. It's like that is scary.

23:33

Number two is the health ramification.

23:36

Sometimes it was like back in the

23:39

early 2000s and the late 90s with the

23:41

diet pills and then all of a sudden years

23:43

later people are finding out oh yeah those caused

23:45

cancer, those did this, those

23:47

caused like irreversible damage

23:50

to your body. To me it's

23:52

like I don't

23:54

understand but I hear people when

23:56

they say like losing

23:58

weight will change my life and all of that. but

24:00

it's just like at what cost,

24:03

you know? For your future. And

24:05

that's a whole different thing

24:07

is taking a medication away from

24:10

people who actually need it. I don't know if this

24:12

is true or not. I've heard that

24:14

they

24:15

are now marketing it as

24:18

a weight loss drug as well. I don't

24:20

know if someone who is taking ozmpic told me that

24:22

to make themselves feel better and to make me

24:25

maybe have less judgy eyes. Well,

24:28

I just did a little bit of research. Wow.

24:31

And what did you find? Well, they'll prescribe

24:33

off label

24:34

ozmpic for people who are

24:37

obese. Oh, OK. What

24:39

they are doing is talking to

24:42

a doctor about it. So

24:44

first, see a doctor

24:46

to see if that is the route that you should be taking.

24:49

Well, I mean, you have to see a doctor because they prescribe

24:51

it, but it's normally like a normal physician,

24:54

not a plastic surgeon, which a lot of people are getting

24:56

ozmpic. Ozmpic just off the streets or something

24:58

or what? I've heard that now you

25:00

can start getting it. That's what I also

25:02

was researching. Like it's pretty easy because people are buying

25:05

probably a great amount of it and reselling

25:07

it, jacking up the prices. And that's how it's

25:09

selling.

25:10

I've heard that without

25:12

insurance, it's $1,000. And with

25:14

it, it's only $25. I think it'd be very

25:17

interesting, whether or not it's on your

25:19

podcast or whatever, for you to maybe

25:21

talk to someone who's on it and then someone

25:24

who may be like a medical professional. I just

25:26

think there's so much information out there about

25:28

this. And I'm hearing a different thing about it every

25:31

day. I don't know. I think it'd be fascinating

25:33

to learn about. Yeah.

25:34

And everybody's body's different. So who knows how?

25:36

What did we learn from Jenna, my trainer this weekend?

25:39

That metabolism's

25:42

bullshit from what we heard from a nutritionist.

25:46

Jenna said that she just

25:48

learned metabolism's. You

25:50

know how people say, like, I have a really fast one. Mine's

25:52

so slow.

25:54

It's all bullshit.

25:55

There's age ranges.

25:57

And it's the exact same. Oh

26:00

wow. Your metabolism is put

26:02

within a certain age range, so you and

26:04

I have the exact same one. It's all

26:07

genetics. Now, I

26:09

would love to know if that's actually true. And I would

26:11

love to know what affects it. If

26:13

I don't eat, and not

26:16

to, I guess, trigger warning for eating disorders,

26:18

but if I didn't eat for four days, surely

26:20

my metabolism is going to slow

26:23

down rapidly versus if I'm eating every

26:25

day normal meals. I don't know. Maybe that's

26:27

not true. That's always what I've been taught and learned.

26:30

Well, I mean, that seems like a pretty right, because

26:32

it's got to hold on to what it can. It's like,

26:34

yeah. And then, like, your body, if you

26:36

stop eating, your body starts shutting down

26:38

and slowing down things

26:39

to, like, keep you alive, you know?

26:42

I don't know. It's all very fascinating

26:44

and interesting. No, it really is. But you also can go without

26:46

food. Like, if you were abandoned on

26:48

an island and you had, like, nothing to eat,

26:51

what is it, 10 days? Or am I lying?

26:54

I know water is, like, a no-go. I

26:56

think water is, like, three days. I feel

26:59

like you can probably go a long. Depending on, like, heat

27:01

and stuff. And that's, like, with maybe drinking

27:03

your own urine and, like, boiling it. Three

27:05

days, like, max of living.

27:07

Shut up. Drink your own urine.

27:09

Yeah, most people this period without food

27:11

usually last about 10 days. Free

27:14

water. If you're on a deserted island, though, eat

27:16

seaweed. I've learned that. Yeah, I love

27:18

seaweed. You dive down

27:20

and you get a bunch of seaweed, and that could keep you

27:23

going. And then you just dry it out, and then it's just a little salty

27:25

from the water. Yeah, it's great. I love seaweed.

27:27

You want three days. You're absolutely right. Wow.

27:30

Which I feel like this is stuff we

27:32

should know, because did you hear about that plane crash

27:34

with that family and the mom? Wait,

27:37

tell me, and then I have to tell you something so

27:39

messed up about my flight. Lisa was here. I

27:42

heard rumblings. Tell

27:44

me.

27:45

A plane went down. I forget where the family is from.

27:47

The mom was trapped. The kids

27:49

stayed with her. And after, like, the third

27:52

day, she was like, you guys have to leave me. Trapped

27:54

under the plane.

27:55

No. No. The

27:57

mom survived the crash and just died late.

28:00

Were they on a mountain or like? No, they were

28:02

in like the Amazon rainforest. Yeah,

28:04

no. They like, they slept

28:07

in like, they had to climb to the tops

28:09

of trees to avoid like

28:11

being eaten.

28:12

Yeah, and there were four kids or three kids?

28:14

I thought it was four. It was like a 13 year

28:16

old, a 10 year old, a five year old,

28:19

and a one year old. And they all survived.

28:22

And then they left and then, oh my god, the trauma.

28:25

The trauma. And then they left the

28:27

mom. Yeah, the mom was like, you guys got

28:29

to go.

28:30

That's heartbreaking. We should know survival.

28:32

We should take a survival course together. But

28:34

I also. I agree. Really quick, I don't

28:36

know why I did this. And if anyone knows why,

28:39

please let, please DM me. I

28:41

became obsessed with,

28:43

on, I had a like a 10 hour flight

28:46

to Italy and a 10 hour flight back watching

28:49

videos of plane crashes. Why

28:51

would you do that on your plane? I don't know. Why

28:54

would you do that Jess? I don't know. I saw

28:56

one on Instagram. I think this might, I

28:58

think this might be a thing where it's

29:00

like, think of the worst possible thing that

29:02

could happen and then like face it. I don't

29:04

know. DM me. I feel like there's

29:07

a, I don't know, but or like, or like look

29:09

at it. Like have you ever been on top of a really

29:11

high building and then you get the urge to like

29:13

jump of it? I feel

29:16

like, no, no, no, it's not the urge

29:19

is the wrong word. What does the urge? The

29:22

if. Yeah.

29:22

Like it's kind of like, if I were to jump, like it's

29:24

kind of like, oh yeah, I don't have an urge to

29:26

be like, all right, let's see how this works. No, but like when I turn

29:28

on the garbage disposal, I'm like,

29:31

what if I just put my hands? Jess, Jess.

29:33

What the fuck? I feel like it's parallel

29:35

to that. I saw one video while

29:37

I was in the airport of like a plane going

29:40

down and then I just kept watching

29:42

them, not necessarily googling them, but it was

29:44

like, I was scrolling through, scrolling through,

29:47

even on the plane when I had wifi and Kyle

29:49

was like, what? We need to get

29:51

you into a medical professional. But

29:54

I don't know. Do you usually

29:56

worry about plane crashes? Yes. Okay,

29:58

so that's just a fear of yours and you've.

29:59

I thought watching one would make you feel better.

30:02

I watched a few. And there was like good ones

30:04

where it's like crazy turbulence and you think they're gonna

30:06

crash and then they land. What? And

30:08

then bad ones where you see it crash into the

30:10

water, into the ocean. Oh, so

30:13

do. I don't know. Maybe I'm losing my mind and

30:15

no one's ever gone through this, but if you have, I

30:17

feel like it's parallel to the

30:19

garbage disposal and to the jumping,

30:22

but maybe not. Yeah, but that's just a really

30:24

quick moment of me being like, in

30:26

real time, I'm like, I'm gonna Google

30:29

people putting their hands

30:29

and here's the thing, the plane,

30:31

I'm not the pilot. That is out of

30:34

my hands. Control. Maybe

30:36

it's a control thing. Cause I can control

30:38

my. Do you pray before, before? I

30:41

pray probably every 30 minutes to an

30:43

hour on a flight. Great, I love that for you. What were

30:45

you saying? You can't control the pilot, so what?

30:47

No, like when you're like, what

30:49

if I just put my finger in, that is up to

30:52

you. Like if you're like, what if this plane crashes?

30:54

It's like, well, I'm not in control, so I can't really

30:56

control

30:57

that. That's a great point. No, totally.

30:59

That's a great point.

31:03

Okay, can I tell you guys something really funny? Yes. You

31:05

said I didn't tell you that. So we started watching

31:08

Mom and I, Firefly

31:10

Lane. Ah, love it. Second season,

31:13

right? So you know how the dog dies?

31:16

Wait, wait, wait, second season? The second

31:18

season? I did not know this, I'm first season.

31:19

You are just ruining.

31:22

Spoiler alert. To the show.

31:25

It's been out for a while, Jess. Okay. If

31:27

you're still on season one, I don't know how to help

31:29

you. Okay, the dog,

31:31

I don't even. Okay, the lab dies. Spoiler

31:34

alert. All right. Lisa,

31:37

during it, it's so sad. And

31:39

she goes, that dog doesn't even look like

31:41

it's about to die. That dog looks so

31:44

healthy. And I was like, Well, it probably

31:46

is. It's a fucking actor dog, Mom.

31:49

It's an actor dog. I'm gonna answer

31:52

Lisa. It's not. Count

31:56

on Lisa to ruin a TV

31:58

show or a movie for you. Well, if it was a real dog. She'd be like,

32:00

why would they put a real dog? Why would

32:02

they do that to that dog? And

32:07

she's the one where you're watching

32:09

and really, really sad,

32:12

or just like, oh my gosh, this is the

32:14

pivotal scene of the entire movie.

32:18

And she's like, rewind it, that coffee cup wasn't

32:20

there. Yeah. Rewind

32:22

it. My

32:25

friend used to do this for a job. My friend

32:27

used to be on continuity for films.

32:29

She used to do that and she would make sure the water was always to

32:31

the right level. It's

32:34

like, oh, watch the movie, not the object. I

32:37

miss her, I wish she was here. Rewatching Bruce

32:39

Almighty and when he has a crashed car, remember?

32:42

Oh yeah. And she goes, the car

32:44

isn't- Just rewind it, rewind it. He

32:46

comes around the corner, the car is

32:48

not smashed. I'm like,

32:51

oh my God, who cares? Who

32:53

fucking cares? That's

32:56

a good eye though, because I never noticed those things.

32:58

Well yeah, because you're watching the movie and the actor.

33:01

But Lisa does, I feel like maybe

33:03

you do sometimes and Kyle does. Never. You

33:06

never do? No. I'm looking- Even

33:09

if I do see it, I'm not going

33:09

to tell somebody, go rewind, look at that. I'm following the plot,

33:12

not the continuity. Yeah. I'm

33:14

not- exactly. Yeah, she's like so

33:16

freaking weird like that. But there are times when-

33:18

because

33:19

during the drive to Palm Springs, I always,

33:22

like I told you, I signed up for Dateline,

33:25

the premium package, so that I don't

33:27

have to listen to and it's more content.

33:30

But we'll be driving and eyes kind

33:32

of zone out sometimes. I'll be like, I

33:35

should have said this at the reunion. I'm

33:37

going to say this the next time I see that bitch.

33:41

And then my mom will be like, I think Donna

33:43

did it. And I'm like, oh

33:45

for sure Donna did it. I have to say that. Who

33:48

the fuck is Donna? I zoned

33:50

out for the past 20 minutes.

33:53

I do that too. Oh my

33:55

God, you do? I could

33:57

never during a Dateline like I am

33:59

all- years all into

34:02

it. Oh no, I am just watching the road

34:04

pass by and I'm just in

34:06

my... And then it's like and

34:08

then they found the dead body and my mom's like, Steve

34:11

did it! And I'm like, remind

34:13

me who Steve is! I'm

34:15

gonna re-listen to this one later. That's

34:17

what I usually say to her. Yeah, I gotta re-listen

34:20

to that. The worst is when we're watching

34:22

it in bed and she'll look

34:24

over at me and go, are you asleep? It's

34:27

like, yes, there's nothing

34:29

like murdered. It's the only thing. I put me right to bed. No,

34:33

I could... Nothing like a good killing to put me to bed.

34:36

You are Kyle and I am Lisa. That's what

34:38

I am. Are you asleep? And it's like the most

34:40

aggressive part of the show. Landon

34:43

does that to me now. Are you asleep? Oh,

34:45

I'm dead. That's the worst. Wait, does Lisa do

34:47

that with shows? Because I do that with

34:49

shows and I've had to stop with Kyle where I'm like, I

34:51

think blah, blah, blah did it. And he's like, are you fucking kidding?

34:54

I'm just trying to enjoy the show. No,

34:56

I usually like to go back

34:58

and forth

34:59

about the podcast.

35:03

But there are times where I've zoned out and I'm

35:05

like, I gotta push the 15

35:07

seconds back about 17 times. Give

35:10

me a minute. And then have you ever like, you're

35:12

like, I gotta rewind to hear that part

35:14

and then you rewind and then you pick up your phone and then you miss it

35:16

again. I miss it again. I do that all the time. I didn't

35:18

give a shit.

35:19

I did that with reading sometimes where I'm reading and

35:21

then I'm like, what the fuck did I just read for the past

35:23

five minutes and I have to go back. That was a huge

35:25

reason why it was so hard to have you

35:27

gone. Why? Because emails

35:30

reading.

35:32

I called my agent because I

35:34

have one of those now and she's like, let's

35:36

go over the email and she brings something up

35:39

and says,

35:40

did you see that? I go, what are you talking about? She goes, so you didn't

35:42

read the email. I was like, no, I didn't read

35:44

the email. I got the Cliffs Note

35:46

version. I skimmed. And

35:49

you're the teacher who puts the

35:52

hardest question on the test. It's like, put

35:54

the question that I skimmed on the test.

35:56

All right.

35:58

My God.

35:59

I saw that, I saw the

36:02

text from your agent too and she said, I got

36:04

about like, what? She said something like, I've got a 10

36:06

page email coming for ya. And I was like, oh. It

36:09

was so old. It should be interesting. It's a chill good book.

36:11

It was like universe, you got it.

36:14

Push them down a little shorter. Unless Jessica's

36:16

here, then they can be 20 pages long. Cause

36:18

then I'll just roll into the office and be like, cliff notes, Jess.

36:21

I love a good highlight, a good underline. Oh

36:24

my gosh. We just went off on a

36:26

tangent. You'll learn Easton that we just go

36:28

off on tangents. But I'm gonna need you to know what I'm

36:30

talking about.

36:31

I, yeah. Like what I'm about to

36:33

talk about right now. You're gonna talk about

36:35

it and I'm gonna either have to do some research or I'm gonna

36:37

know what the hell's going on. All right, so now that Scan

36:40

of All is over

36:41

and Banner Pump Rules is over because even before

36:43

Scan of All, we were breaking down the episodes,

36:46

right? It just got more intense once. Scan

36:48

of All, whatever.

36:50

So now I can start deep

36:52

diving into OC is happening.

36:54

OC is great. I'm gonna start that

36:56

one. New episode tonight. Tell me which

36:59

ones to watch. New episode tonight, episode

37:01

three. Real Housewives of OC.

37:04

Jersey Reunion or am I done? No, we're done.

37:06

We don't need to watch it. It's over. OC. And

37:10

Atlanta is out. Atlanta.

37:13

Atlanta is out, I think. I mean, I'm very

37:15

far behind. I've only watched about four episodes

37:19

because again, it

37:20

started when we were just getting

37:22

through

37:23

Banner Pump.

37:24

So I need to go and rewatch. But the one

37:27

thing that I have gathered,

37:29

I showed you a picture. Oh.

37:32

And it just burned in my mind. We'll

37:35

post it on the podcast. Her name's Marlo

37:38

Hampton.

37:39

Best style probably

37:41

in all of the Real Housewives universe. Okay,

37:44

the best. I look

37:47

forward to, and she always

37:49

gives a good read. Like she is on

37:52

top of her shit. She's, like

37:54

if she were to read me, I'd probably

37:57

crawl in a hole and die. But what do you mean by read you? Like

37:59

read you?

39:53

How

40:01

much is Alexander Votier paying

40:03

you to wear these hoops to try

40:05

to make them happen? Gabrielle Union

40:07

and the hoops, wow.

40:10

Maybe they're gonna be in. No,

40:12

they're not gonna be in because she

40:14

posted them, I think

40:17

that Gabrielle Union

40:19

posted them in 2022. Marlow

40:22

could have been wearing them in 2022 as well,

40:25

but because the season airs later, so

40:27

maybe she was right on. I

40:30

mean, two people have worn them so

40:33

far. That I've seen, yeah. But

40:36

Marlow Hampton is like, sees it on

40:38

the runway, pulls it off, puts it on. So I'm

40:40

sure that she was like right on the season,

40:42

but because the show doesn't air until like

40:45

later on down the road, I've never seen

40:47

these hoops before. Their statement. This

40:49

was the first statement.

40:50

Holy shit. They're

40:52

the side, it's like they put tires in there. I mean, you

40:55

could almost wrap it around your neck for a choker.

40:57

I know, and I feel like such a bland

41:00

bitch talking about them like that.

41:02

Not the women, but the hoops. No, it's the

41:04

hoops. Because I love a good

41:06

statement where most people are like, ew,

41:09

I hate it, how could someone wear this? But

41:11

I just can't get behind them.

41:13

No, there's too much. There

41:16

is such thing as too much, and

41:18

those are fucking too much.

41:20

They're too much, right? And

41:23

how much do they weigh? How are those not ripping

41:25

her ears off? See, now what do you think about this though?

41:29

Does it work? Oh,

41:31

in like- There's a photo,

41:34

friends who are listening to this. I'll

41:36

share it on the podcast stories. There's a look that

41:38

Gabrielle Union is wearing and it kind

41:40

of works, I don't know. No, no? Let

41:43

me see.

41:43

Here's why. From a man's perspective. If

41:46

you're doing it strictly for

41:48

a photo, right? You're not going

41:50

anywhere. It's like, we're wearing these for an editorial

41:52

style shoot and then they immediately get

41:55

put in a closet never to be seen again. It's

41:58

when you bring them to life where it's like- in

42:01

the real world. Yes. Yeah.

42:04

Could you imagine eating dinner next to that? No.

42:07

Those earrings? No. Would you imagine being

42:09

the one in them trying to eat? You

42:14

could eat through the hoop. Yeah, I

42:16

hear you. They're very aggressive.

42:19

Even if they were- They're very not my style. Even

42:21

if they were styrofoam, they would

42:23

be uncomfortable, just be based off

42:25

the- I'm sorry. Because they're so, I'm like, they're

42:27

so big. How are they not ripping? Like you

42:29

said, your earlobe.

42:30

Even if it's scrap metal, still

42:33

some weight behind that. Totally. Damn.

42:36

So this season, that's all I've gathered from

42:39

the season. Four episodes

42:41

in and all I've gathered is, those

42:43

are

42:43

very big hoops. Speaking

42:46

of Gabrielle Union, which makes me think of AGT,

42:48

I don't even know if she's on it anymore, which makes me think of Howie

42:51

Mandel, which makes me think of what you posted this morning

42:53

on your story about him wearing a send it

42:55

to Daryl hoodie. Oh. Is

42:57

this true? Oh, I don't know. Someone said

42:59

they saw him in it. And how hysterical-

43:02

Was it

43:03

on social media or just in person? He decided

43:06

to wear a send it to Daryl.

43:08

I think it's- Outfit. Hoodie. Hoodie,

43:11

yes. I think it's past saving himself. I think

43:13

it's enjoying you. Like I think

43:15

he's a fan of Lala Kent, to be quite honest. And

43:18

who isn't? So

43:22

bravo, Howie. Send it to Daryl. I

43:24

don't know how I feel about cameras

43:26

picking up soon.

43:28

I am so tired.

43:31

Here's what people have to remember. I'm gonna say this and only

43:34

this about VANNERPUMP rules before we sign off.

43:37

You have to remember because we

43:39

were extremely, and I'm not gonna use

43:41

the word aggressive because we were not aggressive

43:43

towards Raquel or Sandoval.

43:46

We were vocal, we were strong,

43:48

we had opinions.

43:49

Remember, we were only

43:52

about

43:53

five episodes in before

43:55

this happened.

43:56

We watched nine

43:59

episodes. Nine. Between,

44:02

so the reunion was on March 23rd. We

44:06

got four episodes

44:08

on the 21st.

44:10

And then we got the next five on

44:13

the 22nd.

44:15

That's how much we consumed before

44:17

seeing these people. Right? Yes. So

44:22

maybe if we were to go film the reunion right

44:24

now, it would be a much different story. We

44:27

would be a little bit more calm. We would be

44:30

able to get our point across without screaming,

44:33

shut the F up every five seconds. Now,

44:36

having to go and film, the waters are calm.

44:40

I feel like watching

44:43

secrets revealed, I got amped up for a sec. But

44:46

that feels good to me, right? Does that feel good to

44:48

you? No, because I don't

44:51

want to be that person. I don't want

44:53

to like,

44:54

I want to make sense. I want to come from a

44:56

place of this is how

44:58

you made me feel. Do you understand that? Right.

45:00

Do you understand why I said the

45:02

things to you that I said? Being

45:05

honest, being what people love about you is

45:07

your honesty and your outspokenness, but

45:09

you're saying maybe without the bite. I don't

45:12

know. Is that what you mean? I think there's always room for the bite, but I

45:14

think just going in, I

45:17

think you have to have, you

45:20

can't just watch something and then go in for the kill. I

45:22

think you watch it

45:24

and then you have a conversation. For

45:26

me,

45:27

obviously the fourth wall has to be broken

45:30

this season because we watched a lot

45:32

of things happen behind the scenes, right? Yeah. We

45:35

have to be able, the whole entire show

45:37

doesn't have to be about what we all watched,

45:40

but it does need to be a little bit about like, I

45:43

saw what you said about me.

45:45

And this is where I'm not, it's not connecting. So

45:48

before I bite your head off, I need to know, is

45:50

that how you meant this? Let

45:52

me try to shed some light on

45:54

why this was fucked up.

45:55

And if you don't understand it then, then

45:58

I'll rip your head off. I like it.

45:59

I think there's gonna be a lot of learning and

46:02

growing and all of that this season

46:04

don't you and you have a lot of it You

46:06

have experience. I don't know. I'm

46:08

very interested to see

46:11

Obviously, I know you said scan default over it's going

46:13

to be leaking in to the new

46:16

Filming and all that and I'm very aftermath. Yeah,

46:18

I'm interested to see how you

46:20

How people come to you and how you go to other

46:23

people and who helps who because I

46:25

think that's gonna be very interesting Because

46:27

a lot of people have gone through shit. Mm-hmm

46:30

Yeah, and who and who's willing to help

46:32

who well again. We

46:34

let a lot of things slide because

46:36

of The magnitude

46:39

of what had happened But now

46:41

we're gonna need to have some conversations now that the dust

46:43

has settled and the healing has happened

46:46

We're gonna need to talk we need to talk there's

46:49

a few things you did that are fucked up that we're

46:51

not just gonna forget about because Some

46:53

of you guys had to deal with a lot of shit because

46:56

I certainly had to answer for a lot of things

46:59

Three weeks after my life went to shit same

47:02

reunion Anyway,

47:04

Easton. Did you have fun on this podcast? Are you leaning

47:07

into it as much as you possibly can leaning

47:09

into it as much as I can? Did you get

47:12

less nervous? Yeah, actually, I'm

47:14

yeah, I'm good. You are very yeah, I was

47:16

happy It was fun ones. This is a very common

47:18

grounding energy on this. I love it. Totally.

47:21

Yeah, I know I'm excited for all

47:23

of these good. All right, you

47:25

guys thank you so much for listening to another episode

47:27

of the give them All up podcast. I'm about to get

47:30

one of those Starbucks coffees with olive oil

47:32

in it and have I

47:36

love you

47:37

all and I will catch you next week

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