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fine , people like you would listen

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I am ready to rock and roll with this because it's

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been a couple of days as I had a good cup . I've

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had a stomach virus and that screws

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up your coffee drinking , because coffee

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is a powerful stimulant and my

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system was pretty much on autopilot for that

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. We won't talk about all that , but

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that's what it is . So , anyway , on the

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count of three , we will show , we shall partake together . Another

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count of three

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will sit , puff , whatever we're doing together

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. Then we will all together say , oh

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, good stuff , ready , here we go , 123

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. Go , good

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stuff , yes , it is . So . I

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, this time I've made notes , which

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I say a lot , but this time I'm

3:42

a stick to them because , as

3:44

I'm ready to free will this thing for

3:46

you , being slightly under the weather

3:48

, not feeling good , I

3:52

said I still bug . You

3:55

know you can , because I watch television . When I'm doing that , I

3:57

don't usually watch TV , I can give a crap less , but

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I'm a watch and watch on the news and

4:03

it's the same old , same old tune

4:05

fiddle and guitar . Okay , so

4:08

there's that , but three of them

4:10

stuck out , my little noodle , and

4:13

I'm gonna tell you something . If you're doing give

4:16

zero , okay , I

4:19

don't . I used to put pressure on myself to really

4:21

be timely , to make sure I'm getting it out there and I'm

4:23

being part of this cycle , I don't

4:25

give a shit , I really

4:27

don't . This is us talking around the water cooler or the

4:29

bar or whatever it is we're doing is driving your car ? Hey

4:32

, we're doing that together . Whatever we're doing , that's what we're doing . So

4:34

, just like we would have a conversation

4:37

that's akin to hey , the

4:39

other day did you hear about so and so , so and so

4:41

that's give zero . I

4:45

don't need to sit here and we going down election

4:47

results on Super Tuesday night

4:49

because , whatever , whatever

4:52

. But I will say this thank God for Nikki

4:54

Haley . I know that everybody bitches

4:57

about her because she's caught

4:59

blocking all things Trump , just you

5:01

know , and she's nothing but a plant by the Democrats

5:04

. It's painfully obvious

5:06

at this point . But

5:09

the beauty of it is this if

5:11

Trump ran , was running unopposed

5:13

, then the news would have something

5:15

. The talking heads , the Trump haters

5:17

out there , would have something to say like , well , yeah

5:19

, ain't nobody running against him , so they're gonna

5:21

put him up . You know that's gonna be who that's

5:24

him . If he only had a real opponent , which

5:26

Nikki Haley is not a real opponent . But

5:28

the beauty of her is is this a

5:31

? She's burning a bunch of Democrat money

5:33

, George Soros money , the

5:35

same money from the attorney that ran that

5:37

. What's that crazy blonde chick that tried to sue Trump

5:39

again for because apparently he

5:41

air quote raped her 30 years

5:43

ago or whatever . Yeah , that

5:46

crazy bitches wife

5:48

, that crazy bitches attorney , is

5:50

one of the key donors to Nikki

5:53

Haley . So Haley

5:55

acts as a surrogate for

5:57

Biden and

5:59

it just shows you how literally bad

6:02

Trump is beating these snot

6:04

out of Joe Biden Before

6:06

they even run against each other because

6:08

there's Haley . So I say , leave

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the crazy bitch in there . It's fun to watch

6:12

her get their brakes beat off of her , it's , it's

6:14

glorious , and to watch her try

6:16

to spin it in the news going . Well

6:18

, the reason and answer , not answer questions

6:21

. Nikki , are you planning on dropping

6:23

out anytime soon ? Well , you know , that's the funny thing . You'd

6:25

bring that up . My dog ate a carrot

6:27

one time and got choked on

6:29

the carrot . So we had to go to the emergency vet and

6:32

it was oh , whatever . It's

6:34

beautiful , I love it . Leave

6:37

her in there , just leave her letter , just burn

6:39

all that money she wants to suits me

6:41

. But

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I digress back to my original story . So

6:47

three stories stuck out in my head . So we're gonna

6:49

go down through these one of the time and and

6:52

just tell me what you think . I'm

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on social media , say your two cents worth . Go

6:57

to give zero calm . You can message

6:59

me there , whatever . Let

7:02

me know what's on your mind . Okay

7:05

, and

7:08

these are in no particular order , but they

7:10

all three just kind of either tickle me or piss

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me off . So the first one is this I

7:15

have had a tremendously delicious

7:17

Not

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good for me , for crap , but I

7:21

have a . I've had a delicious Relationship

7:26

for years With

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cool ranch Doritos . Oh

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yes , oh yes , as

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a matter of fact , to tell another side

7:38

note , back in the early

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80s maybe . All

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right , yeah , I'm walking through

7:45

a mall one day and I get snagged by somebody and they

7:47

ask me all these questions on a clipboard Next

7:49

thing , you know , I'm going home with a

7:51

couple of big white , white

7:53

potato chip bags with no writing

7:56

on them has some

7:58

kind of crazy code number , and

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the code number was on my paperwork . Long

8:03

story short is , I was a , I was a tester

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. They pay me like

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Pretty good money back

8:10

in the day , like 50 bucks or

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a hundred bucks or something crazy For

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taking part in this study and I was tasting

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what became later . Cool

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ranch Doritos and

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you're supposed to answer all these crazy questions about . You

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know , the other members of the household sharing

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the bag . Did they ? Did they go

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back to the bag ? Did they lick their fingers

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, did they ? You know all this crazy ? It's weird what

8:35

marketing questions are . Well , the

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short answer is I was a little bitch and

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I think I ate both bags in one sitting . It

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was sad , yeah

8:43

, I did that . So

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when they came out on the market a handful of months later , I'm

8:48

like , hey , that's the crap I was eating sweet

8:50

, and they actually had put more of

8:52

the powder in there and it was even better . So

8:54

when , anyway ? So

8:58

the idiots at Doritos ie

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Frito lay , ie Pepsi co . Have

9:04

done , went off and done Dylan

9:06

Mulvaney themselves and Bud

9:09

lighted themselves into freaking oblivion

9:11

. So they just

9:13

got through firing this freak

9:16

show . Influencer

9:18

, social influencer

9:21

Some

9:23

dude names goes by the name Samantha

9:25

Hudson , all right . So

9:29

after a couple of days of Bud light and Doritos , real good , they

9:33

run his ass off . Well

9:36

, guess what ? It's too fucking

9:38

late . Yeah

9:41

, because citizen journalists like me and you have

9:43

found this out already and the boycott

9:45

Doritos hashtag is running amok , and

9:48

the same people that Help

9:52

beat up Bud Light are all over this story . So it's

9:54

not that he's trans , because it gives a shit . If you

9:56

want to be a complete , another weirdo , be a complete , another

9:58

weirdo . The problem this dickhead had and that Doritos figured

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out . Oh , I don't know , maybe

10:08

we should background check your ass while we're de

10:10

on your DEI die , ie , whatever the Hell it is

10:12

. It says if you're a weirdo or a racist

10:15

, some bitch will give you a job . Yeah , that thing . Well

10:18

, you know you want to have a dick more

10:20

address like

10:22

stuff out . Don't give shit . The problem is is when you find out

10:24

that you're a dickhead . The

10:27

problem is when you find out that dick boy

10:30

over there with his hand . He had his hand more

10:32

than just a Doritos bag . Okay , come

10:35

to find out . This

10:37

little demon doesn't just have daddy issues

10:39

. This little demon has everything issues

10:41

, hates to nuclear family

10:44

, forget Jesus . They didn't even happen

10:46

in Anything to do traditional

10:48

American values , and it's that another plus . But

10:51

wait , there's more so plus on top of

10:53

this this asshole in

10:55

Espanol's how to go and translate all this . He

10:59

really has a thing about underage kids

11:01

. And

11:06

what person did we go and find

11:08

this out from that went to the underage kid

11:10

bar with him ? Oh , he didn't . It was on freaking

11:12

Twitter . I'll

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read you a couple of these , because we're all adults

11:19

here and

11:22

this is why I don't put this stuff on YouTube and shit

11:24

like that . Do I have a much

11:26

smaller audience because of it ? Yeah , do I

11:28

have an audience as a bunch of adults and can do stuff

11:30

, and they won't ban me or take me

11:33

off the air for posting what this asshole

11:35

already posted . That's right . I'll

11:38

just own the show on my own . That's what we do

11:40

. Samantha

11:44

Hudson says this I

11:47

want to do naughty things like stick a . Like

11:49

stick a 12 year old girl up her asshole

11:51

. By

11:55

the way , please eat Doritos . He

12:00

continues in a different post . I hate

12:03

women who are victims of rape and who turn to

12:05

self help centers to overcome their trauma . What

12:07

a pain in the ass . Please

12:13

try the Nacho brand In

12:20

another post . I crawl with laughter at bullying

12:22

videos that end in suicide , and

12:35

this is the one that I'm pretty sure . If

12:38

you work for Pepsi , slash Frito

12:40

lay , slash Doritos . This

12:42

is the one that will get your ass

12:44

hired every time , he

12:49

says . I

12:51

just ran my tongue over my little cousin's

12:54

vagina and she smiled at me . The

12:56

little ones deserve pleasure too

12:59

. Don't

13:07

you dare buy another

13:09

bag of Doritos , or

13:13

any Frito lay product for that matter . Don't

13:18

you dare , while you add it , quit drinking

13:20

Pepsi's , stop

13:25

it . Oh

13:31

and , by the way , samantha Hudson , fuck you . Ok

13:34

. So

13:36

we know that Trump won

13:39

the thing in the Supreme Court nine to nothing

13:41

. This week , they

13:43

had the question as to whether or not states could jank

13:46

him or a candidate

13:48

off of federal election

13:50

Ballot

13:53

balloting . The answer

13:55

to that is no , nine

13:59

to nothing . On the Supreme

14:01

Court , which I love because it

14:03

made the liberals heads freaking explode oh

14:11

, it is to laugh , oh

14:13

yeah . And

14:15

so now it's funny because all the Biden slash

14:18

Obama

14:20

appointees to the Supreme Court . Well

14:23

them , sons of bitches , they're in this

14:25

thing too . They're deep , oh

14:28

their turncoats . The Supreme

14:30

Court is totally illegitimate . First

14:35

Roe v Wade and now

14:37

this we can't even go having

14:40

a abortion Because

14:42

the Supreme Court made it illegal . I

14:54

hate these sons of bitches . The

14:59

Constitution is not that hard

15:01

to read , god

15:05

. They're stupid as shit . So

15:10

their their . Their angle

15:12

on this is that the states , you

15:14

know , in their constitutions they're

15:16

not going to allow you to vote for anyone that

15:19

was involved in insurrection . This

15:23

came from civil war . It's old and everybody's

15:25

kind of carried it . It's in the US Constitution

15:28

, as a matter of fact , and

15:33

, and weirdly enough , it doesn't stop you from running

15:35

. A good example of this is Joe Biden himself

15:37

. So

15:39

when Biden first got into Congress

15:41

a billion years ago and

15:46

the year 1300 , whenever

15:48

the hell it was he

15:52

was actually too young . His

15:54

birthday came between the election

15:56

date and the inauguration date for that office

15:58

. So

16:01

the short answer is is if a three year old wants

16:03

to run for Congress , they can . They

16:05

can get elected , or for any

16:07

other , any other federal position

16:09

. That's , you know , a vulnerable position . You

16:13

just can't be sworn into that office because

16:15

of rules , regulations , this thing , the other . So

16:18

at a blindside fault , it

16:21

wouldn't have passed muster anyway

16:23

with anybody . That's a thinking person . You

16:26

know you cannot swear Trump in or anybody else

16:28

in if they've broken a constitutional rule

16:30

, but they can stay on the ballot . That's that

16:32

. Secondly , the biggest in

16:34

the federal government bitched about and the court bitched about is

16:37

that it's like look , stay in your lane states

16:39

. There are interlocks

16:41

in the Constitution that you

16:44

know . The state can undo a federal

16:46

law and the

16:48

, the fans , are to stay out of the state's business

16:51

. But this is not that case . So

16:53

the president of the United States is only

16:55

a federal office

16:57

, is the leading seat of one of

16:59

the three branches of government . So there's

17:02

no argument from a state there . You know , if

17:04

they want to let the people decide , you let it do what

17:06

it's going to do . But at the end of the day

17:08

, states have no leverage or rider

17:10

input into that

17:13

aspect of it . So , yeah , it's non-sequitur

17:16

as far as that goes . But

17:20

the biggest thing is that , you know , even

17:24

assuming if Trump were an insurrectionist

17:26

, you could still elect him . He's couldn't swear him in

17:28

. But the case in

17:30

point to this whole thing is and where they're

17:32

clamoring is that in

17:35

their minds these

17:38

states have done a mind

17:40

trial and said , oh no , no , he's

17:43

in . He was in charge of the end , the January

17:45

6 insurrection , you

17:51

know , the one that had no weapons , the

17:54

one that was totally uncoordinated , that

17:59

the police opened the barricades for

18:01

that

18:04

. The maglock doors were suddenly

18:06

open and there were already people inside

18:08

the Capitol dressed as MAGA

18:11

supporters . Weird

18:13

, isn't it ? I guess they were just going to sit in

18:15

there and just watch , dressed as Trump supporters , from

18:18

inside the Capitol the whole day . What they were going to

18:20

do is just sit inside there and watch everything

18:22

going outside , because

18:24

they weren't going outside , because they could have already been outside

18:27

, so they just were just going to sit in their dress

18:29

like that . You know

18:31

. It's not like there was a plan to let people in

18:33

or anything . What am I thinking

18:36

? There's no way , yeah

18:40

, but

18:44

the big thing to this , though , and the give

18:46

zero angle and slant on that , is this this

18:48

was a test . This

18:52

was a test to see if law

18:54

Legality

18:56

was going to follow

18:58

the word salad that's

19:00

in their narrative , because

19:03

we're going to call him an

19:05

insurrectionists and we're

19:07

going to keep saying that January 6 was an insurrection

19:11

, you know one

19:13

that was going to destroy the democracy

19:15

. While

19:21

they are fine Denying

19:24

Trump His

19:29

right to trial

19:31

To decide if

19:33

he's guilty or not of insurrection , you

19:35

know their version of democracy

19:38

, and

19:42

the idea was to see if they could get this

19:44

through just based on that chest

19:46

beating , screaming , broken

19:48

record , wash , rinse

19:51

, repeat of a narrative , and

19:54

here's why the

19:58

words and labels that they like to put on everybody . This

20:02

is how they will group you in

20:04

the future . They can learn , in the zeitgeist

20:07

of public opinion and public

20:09

think , to make those labels

20:11

stick . You , maga , loving

20:14

Nazi Monsters

20:17

, because

20:22

when they finally armed themselves , they

20:26

want to use their version of the law to

20:29

start scooping people up . The

20:33

finger point alone will be enough

20:35

, because

20:39

they're crazy and they keep

20:41

working further and further and further to

20:43

a feverish mental pitch in

20:45

their head . Yeah

20:52

, I mean , this is how . This

20:54

is how war works . This

20:57

is how it worked in the

20:59

in in

21:01

race wars and stuff like that in the

21:03

United States . Back in the day , all

21:07

you have to do is convince the people that

21:10

will do your dirty work that

21:12

the other person is a monster . You're

21:16

going to kill and destroy and rape your kids

21:18

and your family and your dog and everything

21:21

you've got that they want to do harm

21:23

to you , that they want to hurt you , that they're going to do oh

21:25

my God , if they , if they're so and so , so and so

21:27

. Which is why it's so important

21:30

to pay attention to facts and

21:33

to do your own checking on things , because

21:36

I'm going to tell you right now that bunch of that bunch

21:38

running the show right now , these

21:41

people are truly monsters . They

21:44

don't give a shit about you , and

21:48

when both sides are just saying those words

21:50

, it's

21:52

just words and everybody gets crazy . But

21:55

if you can fact point to it with real

21:57

fact , not by calling someone

21:59

an insurrectionist , by sitting here saying , all

22:02

right , where was the damn insurrection ? We're

22:04

all still waiting . There are people

22:06

rotting in jails because of this . Where

22:09

is it ? You

22:11

sat there and impeached Trump once on

22:13

this , or tried to , after

22:15

he came out of office as a citizen . You've

22:19

been chasing him and the people that were up

22:22

there at the Capitol for three

22:24

years now . We're

22:27

still waiting on the first person convicted

22:30

of this . We

22:34

seen your fate January 6 committee that

22:37

chopped up the videotapes and the other

22:39

things that they wanted to say and show you on

22:41

prime time television , with an actual

22:44

television producer for the show to

22:46

watch , to try to sway the public's

22:49

thinking , and

22:54

along the laundry list of other things . That that's

22:57

where they are and

22:59

that's where we are . And

23:04

this is the road that we're coming to to a nexus , because

23:07

this is an election year and Trump

23:09

is pouring on strong . So

23:12

what do you do when you don't have enough people to vote

23:14

or you need to kind

23:16

of monkey with it again ? Well

23:20

, that's easy . You

23:25

take your little pen and

23:28

you get rid of staying . Stay in Mexico

23:30

. On day one of

23:32

your office , you

23:35

say there's not a problem at the border for three

23:37

years . The

23:39

election comes along and then you scream

23:41

from the top of your lungs there's a problem at the

23:43

border and it's

23:45

the Republicans fault , while

23:53

you don't dare count the number of bodies

23:55

that come in , because you need

23:57

that count . You

24:00

need my orcas to sit there and say I'm following

24:02

the law . Yeah , he kind of is , actually , because

24:05

the law says Joe Biden says , even though

24:07

he swears that he needs Congress's help

24:09

to close the border , that he needs Congress's

24:12

help to stop this disaster

24:14

going on at the border , that it's the Republicans

24:17

fault . My

24:20

orcas is just following the law set

24:22

down by Joe , Not

24:25

to count the fact that Joe can stop

24:27

this , not only by undoing what he

24:29

undid on day one . A

24:32

president with nothing more than the stroke

24:34

of their own pen can close

24:37

the US border . Yep

24:40

, shut

24:42

her down , problem solved

24:45

. And you don't need the first

24:47

person's permission in the whole damn

24:49

world to do it either . You

24:51

can just do it . But

24:54

there's no need to worry about that , don't

24:58

you dare , because he doesn't want

25:00

it closed . He needs to

25:02

vote . Because that same

25:04

orcas that sent there and says I'm following the law

25:06

also said that you know

25:08

IDs for

25:11

voting . Well , that's just

25:13

pure racist . That's against that , that's

25:15

against the Constitution . Now

25:19

here's the little gold nugget that

25:22

lit my ass on fire . The

25:27

same white house that says oh yeah , now we got a problem

25:30

. Oh yeah , we need Congress to do something

25:32

about it . Oh yeah , y'all untie my hands

25:34

. Oh yeah , this . Oh yeah , that same white

25:36

house has flown in

25:38

over 320,000

25:41

illegals . That

25:45

flown them in Freedom

25:51

of Information Act just found that

25:53

. It has

25:55

a number , and I bet that number is low . It

25:59

even goes on to say that if the American people knew

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how big that number was , they'd

26:05

freak out . That's

26:08

my coffee . Let the freak

26:10

out freaking begin , because

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that lying sack of shit up there is

26:18

going to keep important bodies . It

26:20

doesn't need the votes , they'll just cheat

26:22

again . But they will point to and say well

26:24

, maybe it's all the folks that came in

26:27

over the border now and they just

26:29

voted for me and I beat Donald

26:31

Trump with 18 quadrillion votes Nothing

26:39

out . Before the election . Trump was beating me

26:41

95 to nothing in the polls

26:44

, but hey

26:46

, we pulled out another squeaker . That's

26:52

what they want to do and

26:54

they probably will , and

26:56

you know what's going to happen when they do that . You know what's going to happen

26:59

when they did that . I know what's going to happen when they did that . Everybody

27:01

with an IQ larger than a toadstool

27:03

knows what's going to happen . So

27:08

that gives them between now and

27:10

election time to make sure

27:13

that their narrative

27:15

, that

27:17

their word salad as to who and

27:19

what you are . Is

27:22

that a feverish , dangerous pitch

27:25

? Because

27:29

then they can just shoot you on site For

27:33

dare saying anything . That's wrong . Well

27:38

, god knows how many terrorists

27:40

are already

27:42

in a pile together planning something

27:44

that's a thousand times worse than

27:47

anything we've ever seen before with

27:50

terrorism in this country , and

27:54

those true Americans that aren't going to stand for that

27:56

are going

27:58

to be public enemy number one against

28:01

the military that . Oh , by the way , they're

28:06

adding the illegals to that military from

28:10

all those countries around the world , including

28:12

those that you don't even want to think about

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China

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, yemen , iraq

28:22

, iran , the

28:25

Mexicans at least your problems . It's

28:30

going to get ugly . So

28:35

buckle up . That's

28:41

my notes . Go to givezerocom . I'm

28:46

your humble host . Jb . Thanks for

28:48

listening to Give Zero , america's number one third rate podcast

28:50

. Good luck

28:52

, america . The

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RPG is the best

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thing in the country in the world

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that I'd pick with alcohol , but Living

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in a world of constant compromise ,