Starring Bob Hope, Angie Dickinson, Shecky Green, Orson Welles, Andy Riggio, Mike Johnson, and the Ontario High School Marching Band! Plus assorted news stories from around the country!

Christine Martindale With Fun Things To Do For The Holidays

Dec 15th, 2023 11m

Promotions Andy - Things You Didn't Notice That Quietly Disappeared

Dec 13th, 2023 35m 35s

Andy and Mike remember things that disappeared while we weren't paying attention. Plus: Walmart shoplifter makes crucial mistake. Missing space tomato is located. Vandals make off with Abe Lincoln's top hat. Cats to receive more than nine lives

Promotions Andy - The Surefire Cure For Panic Attacks

Dec 7th, 2023 32m 31s

Andy and Mike discuss a fun way to alleviate panic attacks (and it involves candy!) Plus: A man is sentenced to prison for intentionally crashing an airplane. We mourn the loss of man who brought us In-N-Out's Double Double. Why volcano hiking

Christine Martindale With Fun Things To Do For The Holidays

Dec 1st, 2023 11m 45s

Promotions Andy - How To Be A More Likable Person

Nov 30th, 2023 30m 9s

Andy promises to kick off 2024 by trying to be a more likable person, much to the relief of Rayshell. Plus: The $7000 Subway sandwich. A new drug promises to help dogs live longer. Plant pilferer gets nabbed. And the first Mars Bar is launched

Promotions Andy - Who Knew Alaska Wasn't A State??

Nov 22nd, 2023 27m 2s

Andy and Mike discuss the geographic inadequacies of the younger generation. Plus: Assault by Oreos. A secret millionaire in New Hampshire. And we can FINALLY understand what chickens are saying.

Promotions Andy - How To Spot Selfish People

Nov 17th, 2023 32m 40s

The first step in keeping selfish people out of your life is to be able to spot them before they wiggle their way into your life! Plus Andy and Rayshell discuss: The improbable existence of Fyre Festival 2! The new All Car Chase Channel. Santa'

Christine Martindale With Fun Things To Do For The Holidays

Nov 17th, 2023 11m 5s

Promotions Andy - The Surprising Items You CAN Bring On A Plane

Nov 8th, 2023 29m 27s

They always talk about what you CAN'T bring on a plane, but here are some things you CAN bring on a plane. Plus: What NOT to do when you miss your flight. A killer menaces Serene Lakes, CA. Frozen iguanas. A giant spider invasion. And why Gen X

Christine Martindale With Fun Things To Do In Southern California

Nov 3rd, 2023 10m

Promotions Andy - Bad First Date Ideas

Nov 2nd, 2023 32m 27s

Bad first date ideas (according to random people on the internet.) Rayshell and Andy disagree with most of them! Also: this week we talk about some "bad etiquette" phrases to avoid. The trouble with Panera Bread's "charged lemonade." And change

Christine Martindale With Fun Things To Do In Southern California

Oct 20th, 2023 11m

Promotions Andy - Proper Etiquette For An Improper World

Oct 19th, 2023 33m

Feel superior to others when you use the phrases that mark you as someone with proper etiquette! Plus Andy and Rayshell discuss: The new 'X Pepper' that's coming to kill us all. Porcine pal plucked from purgatory. Exotic wedding venues. And cur

Promotions Andy - Bigfoot Spotted For Real This Time!

Oct 12th, 2023 32m 12s

Andy and Rayshell tell the story of a bonafide billionaire philanthropist. Super Monster Wolf comes to Japan. Menacing magpies. Car drives man. And "big" bigfoot news out of Durango, Colorado.