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gofactyourpod.com. Well,
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Yay. Hey, let's get to this new episode,
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Helen. Take it away, Helen Hong. And
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thank you, yes, I am feeling a little
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better. Yay.
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Are you a real know-it-all? Do
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you annoy your family by shouting
1:31
the answers while watching Jeopardy? Do
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you drive people crazy when you
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start a sentence with, well, actually.
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Well, guess what? You can go
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fact yourself. Hi,
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everyone. Welcome to Go Fact Yourself,
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the show where we quiz the smartest people
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we know and find out why they love
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what they love. I'm Helen
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Hong. And now, recording
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remotely from our homes in Los Angeles, here's
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our moderator, J. Keith Van Snel.
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Stratton. Thank you so much, Helen. Wonderful to
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see you. Nice to see you, Jakey. Now, some
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of our listeners will know that you had to miss a show a few
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episodes ago because you were ill and people
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have been asking, how are you doing? Are you all
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better? I
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am not all better. No.
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Unbelievable. These baby
2:15
daycare diseases just can't stop,
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won't stop. So when I
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missed the show, tragically, I had
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a like a respiratory infection, which
2:24
has now become a sinus infection,
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which is an antibiotic resistant
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sinus infection that I've had for four
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weeks and counting.
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Oh no, that's terrible. I used
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to get sinus infections a few times a year, especially
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when I was traveling a lot. And yeah, there
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was nothing to do except take antibiotics. And
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if I couldn't do that, I don't know what I would have done. I would
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have just suffered. I took the antibiotics.
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I took 10 days of antibiotics. I felt
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sort of better. And then I stopped the antibiotics
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and all my symptoms came back. So I have
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a super bug inside my face.
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Wow. Thank you. Congratulations.
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Yeah. Now, have you done the thing where
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they have gotten scans and things where they
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stick cameras up you and all that stuff?
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Yes. I got a CT
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scan of my sinuses and you
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know, the very complicated medical term
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was you got mucus up there. Yeah.
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And I was
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like, wow. Wow. Thank you. How
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did that get there? Thank you, modern medicine.
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Yeah. And so I actually have
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an appointment to see an ear, nose and throat
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specialist tomorrow. Apparently
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he's going to stick a camera up my nose, which I
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don't, it doesn't sound like a fun
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time. Yeah. I've done that once before.
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And I have one recommendation if I may, don't
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watch. I
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know you love seeing yourself on TV, but
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Helen, you know, do what you want. Not
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in that way. Yeah. I did. I did. I did
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not enjoy that. Well, I'm sure I speak for all of our listeners
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when I say good luck with that. And we hope that you find
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a solution to that. And for now, today and go fact
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yourself, two guests will compete to answer questions
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about facts. They know facts. They may not know. And frankly,
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facts. They should know. Plus we'll meet actual
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experts on two very different topics. And
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finally, we're declared one of our guests,
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the winner of today's show. Let's get started.
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and meet today's guests, Helen, who is up first.
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She is a number one New York Times
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bestselling author whose TV writing
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on Last Week Tonight with John Oliver
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has won her multiple Emmy's and
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Peabody Awards. It's Jill Twiss.
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Hello, Jill Twiss. Hello. So
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wonderful to meet you. In addition, of course, to
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Last Week Tonight, people have heard your writing on
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the Amber Ruffin show and you've also published multiple
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children's picture books, which we'll talk about in a moment.
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I was very surprising, delighted to learn that not
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only was Last Week Tonight the first late night
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writing gig that you got, you actually didn't have an agent
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at the time.
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No, I didn't have an agent until
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six years after I started at Last Week
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Tonight. Oh, God. Yeah, girl, keep
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that money. That was exactly it.
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First of all, I was like, you wouldn't talk to me before.
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So now I'm supposed to give you my
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money. But I have
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lovely agents now. But however
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did you get that gig without an agent? I mean,
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that's a very competitive gig. It
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was a series of very weird events
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that started with a job I had
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as an SAT tutor. Someone's
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parents worked for
5:06
David Letterman. And thank goodness that
5:09
kid did well in the SAT. I'm
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not making this up. I begged her, could
5:15
I submit a packet? And she said,
5:18
sure, you don't want to work there, but
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sure. And years later,
5:22
someone asked someone, who do you
5:24
think should be writing for TV? But isn't.
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And they gave them my name. And
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I got to submit a packet. That
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was just an insane, very
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long series of events.
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Now your first children's book kind of
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started as a joke on Last Week Tonight.
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And that was something that you pitched and then actually got to
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write. For those who don't know, tell us about how Marlon
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Bundo came to be.
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When I was writing at Last Week Tonight, I
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was personally obsessed with
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the Instagram account of the actual
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bunny, Marlon Bundo, which
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for people, if they don't know, it's
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the bunny of Mike Pence,
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who was the vice president at the time.
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daughter. One day I got a press
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release that said that the
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Pences were writing a book for Marlon Bundo
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and I was irrationally
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angry.
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I was like, I
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should get to write that book. Which is insane
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because A, I don't own the bunny, and
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B, I have never written a book. But
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I wrote up a pitch that said basically I
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should get to write that book and my boss John
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Oliver said, okay.
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We had a quick meeting that was just,
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should we make it a real children's book or like
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an adult children's book? And we decided,
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why not write a real children's book
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that has heart and of course has
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what Mike Pence would hate the most, which was
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two gay bunnies getting married.
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I went back and I wrote
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the book and I thought he's going to look at
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it and that'll be the end of that. But
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my boss looked at it and said, great, let's publish
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that book. And we did.
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And it went to number one almost immediately
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after it was announced on the show. What
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was it like to discover that people were buying
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and loving the book, not just as a joke,
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they really enjoyed it.
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It was insane. I think we
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had tried to plan a little
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bit for what the amount of books might
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sell. And I think it's fair to say we
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were very, very wrong. In the
7:17
best way. In the best way.
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Yes, they had to print more books. And I
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should say that all the money for the books went
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to two charities, the Trevor Project
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and AIDS United. Fantastic.
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I have a two year old's nephew and I am
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going out and getting this book immediately
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for nephew. Oh, I love it so much.
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You've gone on to write some other children's books
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that teach some wonderful lessons about being in
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a larger world. Those include The Someone New, which
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deals actually with immigration. Everyone Gets
7:43
a Say with deals with voting and Major
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Makes History, which is about the first shelter dog
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to be in the White House. Do you know
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what your next children's book project is going to be?
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I do not know. I just want to say
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that the major book came
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out just at the time that we found out
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that major.
7:59
Biden was biting some members
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of the theater. I was going to wonder. It's
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going to be a sequel called Major Makes Injuries. I
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have so much empathy for Major, who
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is a dog that moved to a new place and
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just freaked out. But
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no, I don't know what my next children's book is going to
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be. I want to write one. I'm
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obsessed with penguins and I very much want
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to write one about a penguin who
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has never seen colors. So
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I think that's where I'm going next. A colorblind
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penguin? I'm salivating.
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His nephew is going to die.
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All right. Well, you've already got one book
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sale. I'm sure that's how it works in selling
8:39
a book. Excellent. Well, we're so happy that
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you joined us. Jill Twiss, everybody.
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Helen, again, who will Jill be competing? He
8:45
is a comedian who hosts the podcasts
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The Fawcett and Broccoli and Ice Cream
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and whose new comedy special, Live from
8:53
the Universe, is available now. It's
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Mike Kaplan. Hi,
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Mike. Hey. Thank you so
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much for having me. Oh, it's our pleasure. Now, many people
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have been introduced to you by the times you got
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pretty far on two different competition shows on
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television. One of them was Last Comic Standing. The
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other was America's Got Talent. What were those
9:09
experiences like and how did they compare? Last
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Comic Standing was probably the first time that
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after that, people
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came to see me because they knew
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me. Before that, people
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were coming to see
9:24
comedian in brackets. One
9:27
time I was performing at a college,
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I think, in the late 2000s, pre-2010. 2010 is
9:37
when I did Last Comic Standing. I
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remember seeing a big banner at the school
9:41
that said, Free Chicken Wings and
9:44
Comedian. That
9:47
was pre-Last Comic Standing. Post-Last
9:49
Comic Standing, I would
9:51
rate higher than the Chicken Wings.
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Wow.
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At least it was Chicken
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Wings, Mike. I've gotten second
9:59
billing to pizza. Well, I
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appreciate that, though I also am
10:03
and have been for the entirety of my comedy
10:05
career, vegan. Look how long I went
10:07
without telling you so. Now,
10:11
I think I have enough pull to get them
10:13
to leave it off the sign. But
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doing Last Comic Standing was a fantastic
10:20
opportunity. I met so many wonderful comedians
10:23
and it was a show that, you know, it was a competition
10:25
technically, but just it was an opportunity
10:27
for so many comedians to be on primetime
10:29
television. And like, you know, people
10:32
like Gary Gullman and Todd Glass
10:34
and Kathleen Madigan and, you know, Nikki
10:36
Glaser and Amy Schumer.
10:39
Absolutely. Like just it was I'm so
10:41
glad that it existed and that I got
10:43
to do it and that I got as far as I did and
10:45
that it really helped me have
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the career that I have. And then
10:50
on America's Got Talent, I was just
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thrilled enough to be able to make
10:54
it past various rounds where you're sometimes
10:57
competing with dogs and like
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children who are cute. Like, am I funnier
11:03
than that child is cute? So
11:05
they're weird. It's a strange
11:07
thing. I'm glad that I don't have to do any
11:10
other competitions. Happy to be here on
11:12
this competition podcast. Oh, wait, one more.
11:14
One last competition for you. This is the
11:16
one, the Be All, End All. You've
11:19
got a new show that you're working on now that you're planning on
11:21
bringing to the Edinburgh Fringe Fest. You've
11:23
been there before. How do those audiences compare
11:25
to the US audiences that are just there to see a stand
11:28
up show and or get vegan wings? I
11:30
think similar to doing stand up
11:32
in the United States, like there are different
11:35
audiences every night, you know, but there
11:37
it's they're from potentially
11:39
all over the world. So it's it's
11:41
nice to get the opportunity to find
11:43
out, you know, nobody's comedy is
11:46
universal. Like if people don't speak the
11:48
language that you speak, they might not understand
11:50
the comedy unless it's, you know,
11:52
I don't know, a mime or Jim Carrey. I
11:55
feel like relate to everyone.
11:57
Robin Williams for all. But yeah, so yeah.
11:59
I'm really excited to bring this new show, which is called
12:02
Imperfect with a capital I and
12:04
a capital P, so it also looks like I'm perfect,
12:07
but in an imperfect way. It's about
12:10
my life, my relationship, and growth
12:12
as a human being that I have been experiencing
12:15
and continue to do for as yet,
12:18
I am still not all the way there.
12:20
Maybe I am, I don't know who can say, maybe this is the self-relief.
12:23
Let's see how you do on the quiz, because that really is the determination
12:26
of someone's self-actualization, how they do in a
12:28
trivia quiz, yeah.
12:29
In that show, I've read that part of it is you
12:32
offering advice to your past self. Can
12:34
you give an example of advice that you wish you
12:36
had had when you were younger?
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You know, that is absolutely
12:40
true, and I don't know if I
12:43
would have even listened to the advice when
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I was younger. So I guess
12:48
one piece of advice that I would give my past self,
12:50
that I give my present self as
12:52
much as possible all the time is to
12:55
listen more, to listen more and
12:57
listen better. I read a book recently
12:59
called You're Not Listening that my girlfriend
13:02
recommended to me for some reason. Yeah.
13:05
And we recommend to everyone,
13:07
we could all be better listeners, says
13:10
a man who talks for a living, and
13:13
it's something I'm working on, and as such,
13:15
I'll leave it there. Excellent, well, I
13:17
hear what you're saying, and I thank
13:19
you, and thank you so much for being here. Mike Kaplan,
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everyone.
13:22
Thank you. All right, we ask each of you to provide
13:25
us with a few topics outside your field of work
13:27
in which you feel you have some expertise. Jill,
13:29
you said you know and love the TV show, The Good
13:32
Place, the musical, the 25th annual
13:34
Putnam County Spelling Bee, and the
13:36
SATs. Whereas Mike, you said you know
13:38
a lot about linguistics, psychedelics,
13:41
and Spider-Man. Later on, we're gonna ask
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each of you some in-depth trivia questions about
13:45
one of those topics, but first, we're gonna get your thoughts
13:47
on something you might know nothing about. It's
13:49
time to split some hairs with our what's the difference round.
13:52
We'll have one question
13:52
for each of you, each with up to two points. If
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either of you gives an incorrect or incomplete answer,
13:57
the other person has a chance to steal. Your
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topic today.
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preaching to the choir. First up
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is Jill with preaching. Jill, while you
14:04
might find either of them working in front of a choir,
14:06
what's the difference between a preacher and
14:09
a pastor? A preacher and a
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pastor.
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I'm gonna say that a preacher is
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primarily Baptist. And
14:16
a pastor comes from
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the Episcopalian sector.
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The Episcopalian sector. All
14:24
right, well, we've got Jill's answer. We don't know yet if she's
14:26
entirely correct. Mike, if you don't think she's
14:28
got it just right, you can steal anything you wanna change
14:30
or add. I will say that I
14:32
believe it is a, that there's maybe a set
14:35
subset relationship. That preacher
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is a more general term which could be
14:39
applied to numerous religions
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or faith traditions. And that a pastor
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is actually, I would say a type of a preacher. And
14:46
a pastor has specific credentials.
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Like they, I think that a pastor would
14:51
have to go
14:52
to school to become a pastor,
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to get some sort of training or certification. And
14:56
that a preacher, anybody could become
14:59
a preacher and you don't need any specific training. All
15:01
right, well, praise the Lord. This segment is almost
15:04
over. Let's go to Helen Hong at the judges table
15:06
for the facts.
15:06
Here are the facts. A
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preacher is someone who speaks
15:11
in front of a crowd, delivering a
15:13
sermon or teaching a religious lesson.
15:16
And that's all it takes. If you preach,
15:18
you're a preacher. A pastor
15:20
can also preach, but also has
15:23
pastoral duties. Whether
15:25
it's counseling members of the flock, raising
15:28
money to keep the doors open or performing
15:30
administrative duties, being a pastor
15:33
is a lot more work than being a preacher.
15:35
That's right. Now pastors also tend to stay
15:37
in one place for a long period of time while
15:39
preachers might move from town to town, delivering
15:41
a sermon in different churches or even in tents.
15:44
And some of those sermons are really intense, am I
15:46
right?
15:47
Can't believe I said that in front of
15:49
a Emmy winning comedy writer. Helen, how did our
15:51
guests do? Neither of you got
15:53
it exactly right. Mike, I'm tempted
15:56
to give you half a point because you did say
15:58
pastor.
15:59
has credentials or training or certification, which
16:02
is not quite correct, but sort
16:04
of in the vein of doing more
16:06
than just preaching. In the spirit
16:09
of Christ, perhaps. Oh, shoot.
16:12
Ah, see what you did there. That might get him an
16:14
extra half point, I don't know, Helen. Yeah,
16:17
so Mike, I think I'm gonna give you half a point for that. All
16:19
right. Thank you. Half a point for Mike. All
16:21
right, up next in preaching to the choir is Mike
16:23
with choir. Mike, your question comes from
16:25
a listener. Who is it, Helen?
16:27
I will let them tell you themselves
16:29
because we have a listener recording. Listeners,
16:32
if you'd like to submit a suggestion for our
16:34
What's the Difference round, go to gofactyourpod.com
16:38
and click on Get Involved. Okay,
16:41
play it.
16:41
Hi, J. Keith, Helen,
16:43
and esteemed guests. This is Gary
16:45
Roland from Roswell, Georgia. My
16:48
question for What's the Difference is, while
16:50
both might accompany a pastor or
16:52
a preacher, what's the difference
16:54
between a choir and a chorus,
16:57
a choir
16:58
and a chorus? Love the show. Good
17:01
luck and thanks. All right,
17:03
thank you so much, Gary. Mike, you heard him. What
17:05
is the difference between a choir and a chorus?
17:07
I have these credentials to help
17:10
me out here is both of my parents were
17:12
music teachers when I was growing
17:15
up. And I have played the violin
17:18
since I was four years old and
17:20
actually got into comedy via
17:22
the guitar. I was an aspiring
17:25
singer-songwriter myself. I
17:28
was a music
17:28
counselor at a summer
17:31
camp and I led an
17:33
acapella group of young
17:35
teenagers for several years while I
17:37
was there. And this is all to say that most
17:40
of my training is instrumental, but,
17:43
and that also up until this point,
17:45
I would have said that a chorus and
17:48
a choir were pretty close to
17:50
synonymous. But I will say
17:52
that the difference between a chorus
17:55
and a choir is that a chorus is bigger.
17:57
Wow, long way to go to get a chorus.
17:59
is bigger, but we appreciate that answer and
18:02
those credentials. All right, we've got Mike's answer,
18:04
don't know yet if he's entirely correct. Jill, anything
18:06
you'd like to change your ad?
18:07
I'm going to say that
18:10
the chorus is the generic term
18:12
and a choir is a more
18:15
specific subset
18:16
that has to have a soprano
18:19
alto tenor bass. All right,
18:21
and that shrug of confidence leads
18:24
us in. Leads us out of this segment. I
18:26
said words. You did say words. All
18:29
right, well, we are required to end this
18:31
segment. Let's go to Helen Hong at the judges table
18:33
for the facts. Ha ha, see you, Jake
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Heath. Thank you.
18:36
Here are the facts. A choir
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is a group of singers. A
18:41
chorus is a group of singers that
18:43
might also include dancers
18:45
and actors, as in the chorus of
18:48
a Broadway musical or an opera. Choruses
18:51
date back to ancient Greek drama where
18:53
the chorus spoke in unison, but also
18:56
sang and danced.
18:57
That's right, many large churches have
18:59
a special location for the choir called a
19:01
choir, which is also the name for part of
19:03
a pipe organ. And when spelled Q-U-I-R-E
19:06
is also a quantity of printed paper.
19:09
So get ready, a member of a choir
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can sing with a choir, in a choir,
19:14
from a choir, accompanied by a choir.
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And now I must inquire, Helen, how did our guest do?
19:19
I
19:19
don't think either one of you got it. I'd like
19:21
to just briefly push
19:23
back on this distinction because
19:26
I think that the definition of chorus as
19:29
it appears here is not
19:31
the kind of chorus that would accompany,
19:35
would be singing in front of a pastor or
19:38
in a church if there's acting. Like
19:40
I don't think there's ever acting in the
19:42
chorus in a church.
19:44
Helen, do I get half a point for
19:46
not pushing that? I'm
19:50
tempted, Jill. I'm tempted.
19:53
Are you moved by Mike's argument? Okay, fair
19:55
enough. technical
20:00
definitions, dictionary definitions
20:03
here. Not,
20:06
you know, general. Not the way that people actually
20:09
use the words. Yeah. Helen,
20:11
what is our score at the end of that round? At the end
20:13
of that round, Jill Twist has zero points
20:15
and Mike Kaplan has half a point. Those scores
20:17
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20:20
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Jill Twiss and Mike Kaplan. Once
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Thank you so much, Helen. All right, Jill, of
23:33
your many interests, you told us that you know and love
23:35
the TV show The Good Place, the musical,
23:38
the 25th annual Putnam County Spelling
23:40
Bee, and the SATs. Let's
23:43
find out a little bit more about each of those. First, tell
23:45
us what The Good Place means to you.
23:47
The Good Place came out in 2016,
23:51
which was either 400 years ago or 30 seconds ago. I
23:55
honestly don't know. And The Good Place
23:58
was a show about my greatest. fantasy,
24:01
which is that
24:02
people that are bad
24:05
want to get better. I
24:09
remember those days. I think
24:11
it got me through some times. Fantasy
24:14
indeed. All right. Next,
24:16
tell us what the musical, the 25th annual Putnam
24:18
County Spelling Bee, means to you. Okay.
24:21
First of all, I love musicals. And second of all,
24:24
I love spelling bees. I actually write
24:26
for the Nashville Spelling Bee every year. Those
24:29
are my two favorite things. Wait,
24:31
you write for the National Spelling Bee?
24:33
Meaning you write questions? I do. I
24:36
write sentences. I write funny
24:39
sentences for, you
24:41
know, when they say, can you use a sentence? They
24:44
can. And sometimes it's funny. Oh, my God,
24:46
I didn't know that was a job. And now I need
24:48
to do this job.
24:49
Are you hiring, Jill? Not yet. But
24:51
that's exactly how I got the job. I said,
24:54
I didn't know this was a job, but let me
24:56
email them. Very cool. Oh, yeah. So if
24:58
you love musicals and you love spelling bees, this
25:00
is the show for you. This is for me. And
25:02
it was a show that I saw, I think, three
25:04
times in a time when I could not
25:07
afford to see a Broadway show. And
25:09
I think it also just taught me that
25:11
there were like joke jokes. A
25:13
person who loves comedy. I was
25:15
super excited to see a show that
25:17
had the kind of jokes that I
25:20
love.
25:20
Oh, neat. All right. And then finally,
25:22
tell us why you know and love the SATs.
25:25
When I first moved to New York City, I tried
25:27
to wait tables because that's what I thought you
25:29
do. And I was so bad
25:31
at it that in order
25:34
to fund what would eventually be my
25:36
comedy writing career, I had to
25:38
get a job tutoring standardized
25:40
tests. And I taught the LSATs
25:43
and I taught the SATs and it took a
25:45
real long time for me to make a living
25:47
as a comedy writer. So I taught the
25:50
SATs for like eight or nine years.
25:52
Wow. That is such a funny and
25:54
fun nerd origin
25:57
story. I really
25:59
thought I was. I was gonna be a waiter in New
26:01
York and I cannot tell you how
26:03
much I could not do it. Why
26:05
were you so bad at being a waiter? I was a great
26:08
Midwestern waiter in Custer, South
26:10
Dakota where my family is. I was great because
26:12
you don't have to get things right. You just
26:15
be really nice. And they sort
26:17
of tip you based on like, would
26:19
this girl ever be able to get another job?
26:22
Can I say, I love that
26:24
you're like, for eight or nine years,
26:27
I just was grinding, teaching
26:29
for the SATs. But finally,
26:32
I don't have to do that anymore. And
26:34
I work for the spelling bee. You
26:37
know what? Everybody
26:39
has a different dream, Mike. All
26:42
right. Well, to summarize, Jill, you said, you know and love
26:44
the TV show, The Good Place, the musical, the
26:46
25th annual Putnam County Spelling Bee and
26:48
the SATs. Today we're gonna quiz you about
26:51
the 25th annual Putnam County Spelling
26:53
Bee. Oh my gosh, I'm so excited. Excellent.
26:56
I understand in addition to seeing it, you actually were in a production.
26:59
Yes, I was in a summer stock
27:01
production of this show in
27:03
which I'm not making this up. Our musical director
27:06
snuck out in the middle of the night and
27:09
left.
27:09
Wow. Because
27:13
they had a better gig or they weren't,
27:15
they didn't wanna be associated with it anymore or?
27:17
Honestly, I think the score was
27:20
really hard to play. Okay, they weren't
27:22
good at it. He was a great piano player in the
27:24
Midwest. Oh,
27:27
bless his heart. What role did
27:29
you play in the show? I played Logan. Oh,
27:32
that's a fun, juicy role, huh?
27:33
They're all fun, juicy roles, but
27:36
she was a role that got to say
27:38
a different monologue every night. So it
27:40
was my first accidental foray
27:42
into the world of comedy writing. Oh,
27:44
interesting. Well, just ahead, we're gonna list
27:46
the help of a bona fide expert in your topic
27:48
with an expert level question worth up to three points.
27:51
But before that, to let you show your love, here are five
27:53
trivia questions about the topic each worth
27:55
one point. If you want it, you're allowed to hint for any
27:57
two of these five questions. Now, Mike,
27:59
do list.
27:59
because if Jill answers incorrectly, you can steal.
28:02
Mike, by the way, how much do you know about the 25th annual
28:04
Putnam County Spelling Bee musical? Well,
28:07
like Jill, I also love musicals
28:09
and I also love spelling bees. And
28:12
unlike Jill, I do not know
28:14
anything
28:14
about this music. Oh, okay, we were so close.
28:17
We were so close. All right, well, we'll see if Jill gives you
28:19
that opportunity. Jill, here's
28:21
question number one.
28:23
Many people in the original production of Spelling Bee have
28:25
gone on to great acclaim, including
28:27
an actor who won a Tony just last year for
28:30
his performance in Take Me Out. Who
28:32
is this actor who is probably best known for
28:34
playing Mitchell on Modern Family?
28:36
Is it Jesse Tyler
28:38
Ferguson? Helen? That is correct. That is
28:40
correct for the point, very good. Fun fact,
28:43
the director of that Broadway production, James Lapine,
28:45
can be heard as the expert on the topic of Sunday
28:47
in the Park with George on episode 100
28:50
of Go Factor Self. Jesse Tyler Ferguson
28:52
can be heard on the audio book of A Day in
28:54
the Life of Marlon Bundo written by
28:56
Jill
28:57
Twiss. Here's
28:59
question number two. There are lots of
29:01
great characters in the show with great names, including
29:04
Leaf Coney Bear, Chip Tolentino,
29:06
William Barfay, and Marcy Park. There's
29:10
also another character who has been around for over 2,000
29:13
years and appears when Marcy asks for
29:15
a different word to spell. Who is that
29:17
character?
29:18
Oh my goodness, it is, I believe Jesus
29:20
Christ. Helen? That is correct. That is
29:22
correct. She believes in Jesus Christ, and that
29:24
is the answer. Hold on, I hope not.
29:29
I believe
29:29
in the musical, Jesus Christ. Okay,
29:31
great. All right, fun fact,
29:33
Jesus appears when Marcy says, dear Jesus,
29:36
can't you come up with a harder word than that? And
29:38
he does. All right, Jill, you're two for
29:40
two. Here's question number three.
29:42
Like all good spelling bees, contestants in
29:44
this show are competing for a prize provided
29:47
by the local sponsors, the Putnam Optometrists.
29:50
It's $200 toward the winner's future
29:53
education, but it's not in cash
29:55
or check. In what form is this prize
29:57
given? Can I have a hint? Helen,
29:59
how about that?
29:59
that first hint. According to NerdWallet,
30:02
this financial instrument is
30:04
a loan to the US government that's
30:07
issued by the US Treasury. Is
30:09
it a savings bond? Ellen? It is
30:11
a savings
30:11
bond. It is a savings bond. Very nice. You're
30:14
three for three. Fun fact,
30:16
a $200 series EE savings bond purchased
30:19
when the show opened in April of 2005 would be worth today $142.64. Oh
30:21
geez. Economics everyone. Economics.
30:25
Here's
30:29
question number four, Jill.
30:31
The show famously involved audience members
30:33
as participants in the Spelling Bee and
30:35
in New York it was not uncommon for those audience
30:37
members to be celebrities. For the show's
30:40
performance on the Tony Awards telecast
30:42
where it won two awards, what celebrity
30:44
participated? Okay,
30:45
I think I watched this I'm gonna
30:47
say 200 times. I believe
30:50
it was Al Sharpton. Ellen? That
30:52
is correct. It was the 200th time that did it. Yes,
30:55
fun fact, Al Sharpton's word was dengue,
30:57
as in dengue fever, which he spelled
31:00
D-A-K-N-I-A.
31:02
Not correct. Julie Andrews appeared on a
31:05
kids night performance of the show where she misspelled
31:07
supercalifragilisticexpialidocious,
31:11
which just seems perfect as well as mean. Alright
31:14
Jill, very nice. You have a chance to go five for five.
31:16
If you can get this question correct, you do still
31:18
have a hint available.
31:20
Nearly 20 years after its first workshop
31:22
performances, the 25th annual Putnam
31:24
County Spelling Bee was in the news just a few
31:26
months ago when an Ohio school board
31:28
canceled a production of the show due to
31:30
what the superintendent called vulgarity.
31:33
The board reversed the decision though after
31:35
the show's creators heard about the cancellation
31:37
and agreed to make some of the changes the board requested.
31:40
One of those edits was changing the phrase good
31:43
lord to what? I'm
31:47
just gonna guess here, but maybe a hint. I would
31:49
like a hint. Helen, how about that second hint? It
31:51
made it sound a lot more like another
31:53
musical. You're a good man, Charlie
31:56
Brown. Was it good grief? Helen?
31:58
That is correct.
31:59
That is correct.
31:59
Jill Twiss is five for five. Very,
32:02
very nice. Fun fact, there were over 20 specific
32:05
edits requested from that school board, many of
32:07
which were agreed to. Among edits, the
32:09
creators would not change the lyric, I'm not
32:11
that smart, in the song called, I'm
32:13
not that smart. I
32:15
can't imagine why they didn't want to change that one. All
32:17
right, Jill, you obviously did very well in that round, but now
32:20
here is your expert level question that requires multiple
32:22
answers. It is time for your cluster fact.
32:24
Ooh.
32:27
We'll be bringing on an expert to discuss your response. Jill,
32:31
the 25th annual Putnam County Spelling Bee's Genesis was with
32:33
an improv troupe called The Farm, some
32:35
of whose members went with the show all the way to
32:37
Broadway. For up to three points, when
32:39
it was first performed by The Farm, what
32:42
was the title of the show, which
32:44
was the correct spelling of the word crepuscule?
32:46
Next, what
32:47
member of The Farm originated the role that
32:50
became Olive and directed some early productions,
32:53
and what other member of The Farm originated well,
32:56
your role of Logan and continued to play
32:58
her on Broadway?
32:59
Oh my goodness. Was
33:01
the first question essentially spelled
33:04
crepuscule? It pretty much is, yes. We
33:06
needed something for our audience to latch onto.
33:09
Really excited that I bragged about writing
33:11
for the Spelling Bee. Well,
33:14
to be fair, you didn't brag about spelling for
33:16
the Spelling Bee, right? I never do.
33:18
Okay, let's try it. I'm gonna say C, R,
33:22
E, P, U, S,
33:24
C, U, L, E, crepuscule.
33:27
All right. We can't tell you yet if you're
33:29
correct, but we'll take note of that. Great. Oh,
33:31
what's the second question? No worries. Well,
33:33
what member of The Farm originated the role that became Olive
33:36
and directed some early productions, and
33:38
then what other member of The Farm originated the role of
33:40
Logan and continued to play her on Broadway?
33:43
Wait, I have a name that's coming to my head.
33:45
I don't know where it's coming from. I'm just gonna say
33:47
it. I'm gonna say Rebecca Feldman. Okay.
33:50
I'm gonna say why or where that name came from. All right.
33:53
And then the last one is the person who played Logan,
33:55
who I believe is named Sarah Salzberg.
33:57
Okay, well, Helen is taking note of those.
34:00
We have an expert on hand who can tell us for sure. In fact,
34:02
we have two. Helen, who do we have tonight? Joining
34:05
us tonight are two members from
34:07
The Farm, who originated
34:09
the roles that became Olive and
34:11
Logan in the 25th annual
34:14
Putnam County Spelling Bee. It's
34:16
Rebecca Feldman and Sarah Salzberg.
34:19
Oh my God, this is the best day of my life. Hello,
34:22
Rebecca. Hi. And hello,
34:24
Sarah. Hello. Thank you
34:27
so much for joining us, and thank you for making this
34:29
the best day of Bill's life. Thank you for
34:31
having us. Yes, we're so happy to be
34:33
here. Excellent. We have so much to talk
34:35
about, but I kind of want to get back to the beginning.
34:37
How did you two end up meeting in the first place? Sarah
34:40
went to college. She went
34:42
to BU with my sister, Liz.
34:45
We were both in New York doing theater.
34:48
I wanted to make up a show
34:51
from scratch with some improv actors,
34:53
and Sarah was one of them. And
34:55
she jumped on board and
34:57
never jumped off, which was
34:59
great. That's right. And
35:02
Sarah, I understand that you two still
35:04
hang out. In fact, I believe one of you referred to
35:06
the other as your bestie.
35:07
We're very, very close. I'm very
35:10
close with Liz. Liz, Rebecca's
35:12
sister I lived with for many years. Actually,
35:15
when Rebecca reached out to me, I'd been doing
35:17
improv, but one of my survival jobs
35:20
was similarly tutoring.
35:23
And I was teaching improv acting at PS6
35:26
on the Upper East Side. And Logan was
35:28
based on a little boy, one of
35:31
my students.
35:31
Oh, wow. And by the way, the
35:34
Liz Feldman you're talking about, is that the creator of Dead to Me, Liz
35:36
Feldman? Yes. That is. Oh, she's
35:38
been a guest on our show. This is a little
35:41
pal. I have no idea. Excellent.
35:43
Well, Rebecca, you're very close with one of the members of
35:45
the cast.
35:46
Yeah, Jay Rees, who originated
35:48
the Vice Principal Panch role,
35:51
is my husband. And Sarah. There you go. I believe
35:53
Sarah was on the phone with him. For an hour this
35:55
morning. Yes. We talked about it. Oh,
35:57
there you go. And I understand Celia Keenan-Boldridge.
36:00
who was the original, Olive on Broadway, was actually
36:02
just at your home yesterday. Yes, well
36:04
Celia's son is
36:06
best friends with my son. So
36:09
they're together all the time. You guys keep
36:11
it real incestuous over there. Oh yeah, boy.
36:16
Well, Rebecca, I'm so interested in the genesis of
36:18
the show because when it was first conceived, it actually was not
36:20
a musical.
36:21
It was a play with
36:23
music. We had a few songs
36:25
in there written by the
36:28
late Michael Friedman. But
36:31
it wasn't a full musical. And it
36:33
was a bonkers show. The whole thing was basically
36:36
improv. And then
36:38
there were some weird abstract
36:42
dance numbers in it. It
36:45
was bizarre. But it was very fun. And the
36:47
audiences seemed to love
36:47
it. And Sarah, you were sort of instrumental in
36:50
connecting with who eventually became
36:52
the person who wrote the music and lyrics for the show,
36:54
William Finn. Tell us that crazy story.
36:56
So in addition
36:58
to teaching improv at PS6
37:01
and waitressing, I
37:04
was a very intense waitress. I
37:07
was also a nanny, a weekend nanny for Wendy
37:10
Wasserstein. And she was
37:13
incredibly generous. And she came to see the
37:15
show. And there's
37:17
no fourth wall in Spall and B. I watched her the entire
37:20
time. And I was like, oh, is
37:22
she liking it? Is she not liking it? And
37:24
the first thing she said to me after the show was,
37:26
that is an incredible show. But it can't end
37:28
with luck be a lady tonight. Yeah,
37:31
like a
37:32
full original score. And that's why she won
37:34
the Pulitzer for drama. That's right. That's right.
37:37
She knows her stuff. So she put us in touch with
37:39
Ill and eventually James. And
37:41
what was so lovely about this was that the
37:44
three of them had been friends for a very, very
37:46
long time. And she said to me
37:48
many times that it was so special
37:51
to have this group of friends that had been friends
37:53
for so long, ushering this new group
37:55
of artistic friends into
37:57
this world, which was really accurate.
37:59
And now we have all been friends for
38:02
decades, which is so nice. Very
38:04
cool. Rebecca, we mentioned that you originated
38:07
the role that became Olive, but it was not Olive
38:09
when you were playing it. Tell us about what that role was
38:11
and why you ended up not being
38:14
a performer in the show.
38:15
The role was Beth Margulies,
38:18
and she was basically my inner 11-year-old,
38:21
and nobody wants to spend 100 or so
38:24
dollars to hear me sing. Ah.
38:27
And so
38:30
with respect to Beth Margulies, we changed
38:32
her name to Olive Ostrovsky.
38:35
Sarah, you of course played Logan, the role
38:37
that Jill played in her regional production.
38:41
When you talk to people who've taken
38:43
on the role since, what do you tell them about
38:45
sort of the key to playing that role?
38:47
Well, I think the key for most
38:49
of the characters in the show is to
38:52
think about, you know, what
38:55
the chaos of childhood was like for
38:58
you at that time. That
39:01
we talk a lot about what are the central themes
39:03
of the show, and I think
39:06
for those of us that were
39:08
in the room creating it, there's
39:11
things about competition
39:13
and winning and all of those things, but so
39:15
much of it is really about sort of the darkness
39:17
and the chaos and
39:19
the stakes of childhood. And
39:22
I see it with my own kids now, you know,
39:25
and when I would go back and read my diaries, there
39:27
was one entry that I found that was like, oh, today
39:30
was a terrible day. I stepped
39:32
in dog do again. I'm not
39:34
kidding. Everything, you know, and so I think back
39:37
to that time when
39:41
I was, you know, 10 years old, and everything
39:43
felt so important. When
39:47
you were 10 years old or 11 years old or 12 years
39:50
old, what were those things for
39:52
you? And did your musical director flee
39:54
the production at any point? You
39:58
may have wanted to, but. If
40:01
I may, I think that as
40:03
an adult, if I step in dog
40:05
do, that is still important. Especially
40:08
again. Again. Yeah. As
40:12
we've talked about, the show had this wonderful improvisational
40:15
both origin and also element in its final
40:18
production, which was so unlike anything else
40:20
that we've seen on Broadway at the time. Were
40:22
there any particularly memorable moments that happened
40:25
because of bringing in audience members and
40:27
not knowing what to expect on any given night?
40:29
We learned early on that we had to,
40:31
if we had chosen people to be audience volunteers, we
40:34
had to watch what they were drinking because
40:36
there was a bar. We had
40:38
definitely got a few intoxicated
40:41
people on stage. And
40:43
we also really tried to make sure that the people
40:46
that were the audience volunteers had
40:48
not seen the show before because
40:50
sometimes they would get up on stage and
40:52
just start mouthing, singing
40:54
along. Or it was like, oh, this
40:56
is really killing the vibe. Audience
40:59
members, am I right? Oh.
41:00
Last thing I want to
41:02
ask you both, you both are doing things now that are sort of related
41:05
to what you were doing at Spelling Bee,
41:07
but in a different way. Sarah, tell us about the success
41:09
you found in a different field that you actually started
41:12
while you were doing the show.
41:13
So I am in real estate
41:16
and I actually got into real estate before
41:18
when we were doing Croposcule because I was trying to raise
41:20
money for the show. And I really
41:23
loved doing it. And so I
41:25
own a firm now in Manhattan called
41:27
Bohemia Realty Group. And many of the agents here have a background
41:29
in the arts. So it's
41:31
a very, the green
41:33
room of real estate, it's been called.
41:36
Very cool. So you would have a show on
41:38
Broadway and then go uptown, show a property,
41:41
and then come back and do the evening performance. What?
41:43
That's right. That's right. I love
41:45
it. I love it. That is dedication. And
41:47
Rebecca, you're still doing something with the show
41:49
now. Tell us about this TV project you're developing.
41:52
Well, J. Rees and I are developing
41:54
a Spelling Bee game show. Fantastic.
41:57
I don't know if you know, but I
41:59
enjoy game shows. So do we.
42:02
And yeah, so hopefully it will be
42:04
on a network near you at
42:07
some point, maybe in 2024. Awesome.
42:11
That's very exciting. All right. Well, let's get
42:13
to the reason we brought you here as far as our game is concerned. You
42:15
heard the questions that we asked of Jill. First, we want
42:17
to know what was the original title of the 25th annual
42:19
Putnam County Spelling Bee, which is in fact the
42:21
correct spelling of the word crepuscul.
42:24
Helen, what did Jill say?
42:26
Jill said C-R-E-P-U-S-C-U-L-E.
42:33
And? That is correct. Got
42:35
it right. Very nice, Jill. That
42:37
is a point. That's amazing. All right. Very
42:40
good, Jill. Next, we want to know what member of the farm originated the
42:42
role that became Olive and directed some of the early productions.
42:45
Helen, what did Jill say?
42:46
Jill said a name just came to her
42:48
and the name was Rebecca Feldman. And?
42:52
That is correct. That is correct. That is
42:54
me. Another point. And finally,
42:56
I wanted to know what other member of the farm originated
42:58
the role of Logan and continued to play her on Broadway.
43:01
Helen, what did Jill say?
43:02
Jill said Sarah Salzberg. And
43:05
Sarah Salzberg? That is correct. That
43:07
is correct. A perfect game
43:09
from Jill Twist. Very, very nice. Oh my gosh. This
43:12
couldn't be better. And
43:14
a Spelling Bee game show might happen. I get
43:16
Best Day of My Life. I
43:18
thought it was already the best day of my life and then it
43:20
got
43:21
a little better. Can I just quickly
43:23
say something to Jill? Please. We were just
43:25
watching the National Spelling Bee
43:28
and we've
43:30
been aware that the sentences have been
43:33
funnier in the past several years. And
43:38
Jane and I were like,
43:40
who do you think writes those sentences? I
43:43
really want to know who writes those sentences. And
43:45
I cannot believe that I am now looking
43:48
at the person who writes those
43:50
sentences. I don't want to out this
43:52
person. It was a thing where I had just
43:54
gotten hired at last week tonight and all of a sudden
43:56
I had all this nerve and I was like,
43:59
why don't you just ask me?
43:59
for the jobs you want, Jill. And
44:02
so I emailed them, but it's me and
44:05
it's actually a Simpsons writer, the
44:07
other writer, although this year,
44:10
they did not use comedy writers, but
44:12
they still had some of our sentences from previous
44:14
years. Wow.
44:15
And Sarah, I understand you're also
44:17
very familiar with Jill's work as a writer. Yes.
44:20
You're Marlon Bundo is
44:22
I literally know that book by heart.
44:25
I have two little boys and we read it all the
44:27
time. Oh, that delights me. I
44:29
didn't,
44:31
I don't have children. I didn't have children
44:33
when I wrote it, but I now realize that
44:35
I've written the line. You are not
44:37
in charge for children to go
44:39
with their parents.
44:40
I'm so sorry. Jill,
44:43
while we have Sarah and Rebecca here, anything else you'd
44:45
like to ask or say to them?
44:46
Rebecca, I want to say that
44:50
it turns out your family is responsible
44:52
for two of my favorite shows in the world. So
44:54
thank you. Thank you to your family.
44:56
And then maybe this is a question
44:58
for both of you. I'm not sure.
45:00
A huge sort of thing I admired
45:03
about Spelling Bee was that there
45:05
was a monologue in it
45:07
that got rewritten, you know, on
45:09
a regular basis, which is something that
45:11
just doesn't happen on
45:14
Broadway. And
45:15
it was so exciting
45:17
to me as a comedy writer to like
45:19
see the work and see it getting written. Where
45:22
did that idea come up? And
45:24
were there hurdles to being able to do it
45:26
when the show went to Broadway? Surprisingly,
45:29
no, we worked. I would
45:31
write those monologues
45:33
and I was sometimes write them with Jay, actually, and try
45:37
them out in the rehearsals and
45:39
in the previews. And then
45:42
they just let us
45:43
do it. I mean, and then
45:46
as the run kept going, it was
45:49
like I would sometimes do sometimes I would
45:51
do on like every single night. Sometimes I would
45:53
do one and it would last for a week and a half.
45:56
Really just depended what was like the top of the news.
45:58
But then we actually.
45:59
when we had the production in San Francisco
46:02
and we started having productions in other places, found
46:05
that it was able to be replicated. It
46:08
didn't depend just on me
46:10
or Jay writing it, that they were like, oh, this is replicatable.
46:14
And it worked and it's been able
46:16
to work.
46:16
Awesome. Well, it was so wonderful to have both of you. If people
46:18
want to find out more about you and what you're up to, Rebecca,
46:21
where can they do that for you? Rebeccafeldman.me. That's
46:26
me, I'll just leave it at that. We'll leave it at that, all right.
46:28
And Sarah Salzberg. I would just say,
46:31
give me a Google. Give her the old
46:33
Google, why not? We're certainly happy
46:35
that you gave us your time today. Everyone, it's
46:37
Rebecca Feldman and Sarah Salzberg. Thank you so
46:39
much again.
46:40
Thank you. Thank you. All
46:42
right, Helen, what is our score at the end of that round? At the
46:44
end of that round, Jill Twiss has eight points
46:46
and Mike Kaplan has half a point with a round
46:48
of questions for Mike coming up. That's right, we're
46:51
gonna talk with Mike about a topic he knows about. Plus
46:53
later, Jill and Mike will go head to head in our Fast
46:55
Facts round, all to find a winner on Go Fact
46:57
Yourself.
47:02
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47:05
you mean the original food tech company that
47:08
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47:10
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47:11
a matter of fact, I do mean that one. Well,
47:14
Helen, I know that you've tried some of these fantastic
47:16
Soilint products and they sent us some talking
47:18
points and I thought it'd be fun. We could run by
47:21
some of those talking points and see if your experience
47:23
with Soilint matches up with what they suggested
47:25
we could say. Let's do it. All right, first they
47:27
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47:29
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47:31
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47:38
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47:41
what about loving the rich and creamy chocolaty
47:43
goodness of their best selling nutrient packed
47:45
complete meal?
47:45
Yes, that one is good. Oh yeah, that's
47:48
that Soilint complete meal shake. Oh,
47:50
they want us to say that it's perfect for breakfast, lunch,
47:52
or any time you need a nutritious meal that's
47:54
delicious. Absolutely. What about that it's healthy
47:56
fast food with no drive through required?
47:58
Definitely better for you than.
47:59
than a literal fast food restaurant.
48:01
What about if you hate to cook, there's no worries
48:04
because you've got a complete meal in a bottle? Yes,
48:06
that's true. OK, how about no time, no problem,
48:08
open, drink, nourish, move on?
48:10
All of that and move on. And finally,
48:12
salads aren't the only way to balance your nutrition.
48:15
Is that true? That is absolutely true. You can
48:17
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49:27
back to Go Fact Yourself with
49:29
our guests Jill Twiss
49:30
and Mike Kaplan. Once again, here's
49:33
J. Keith Van Straten. Thank you so much, Helen.
49:35
All right, Mike, of your many interests, you told
49:36
us that you know and love linguistics, psychedelics, and
49:40
Spider-Man. Let's find out a little bit
49:42
more about each of those. First, Mike, tell us
49:44
why you know and love linguistics. I currently
49:47
have a master's degree in linguistics, which
49:49
I got after minoring in linguistics
49:52
in college. It got triggered right
49:54
after the medical exam that I
49:56
had booked for my V.A.myna research in
49:58
college. For the rest of my life,
49:59
until I got to college. I've
50:02
never felt like as sort of seen
50:05
or heard or understood
50:07
as when I'm like, oh, there's people dedicating
50:10
their lives to studying languages
50:12
and how they work and what words
50:15
mean and what sounds they're made of. And
50:17
the language spoke to me and
50:19
I speak the language. So.
50:23
Your standup really reflects
50:25
that, Mike. That really comes
50:27
through in your standup. Your standup is very
50:29
language based. Thank you,
50:31
Helen. Thank you for listening and
50:34
noticing and saying it. I
50:37
really appreciate it. All right. Well,
50:39
tell us what your interest in psychedelics involves.
50:41
I was raised in a home with
50:43
parents that were like, don't do drugs.
50:46
And I was like, my parents seem to know what they're talking
50:48
about. So I didn't. I didn't
50:50
smoke pot until I was in my 20s and
50:53
I didn't love it. But then I was
50:55
at a music festival and I performed
50:58
and somebody bought a CD and
50:59
paid with a $10 bill wrapped around
51:02
a mushroom stem. And.
51:04
What? That is
51:07
amazing. It was. And I tried
51:09
it and it, if you've never done a psychedelic,
51:11
it's hard to describe what a psychedelic experience is
51:13
like the same way that if you've never eaten
51:15
a kiwi and so it's like, well, describe to me what a kiwi
51:18
tastes like. Like you could use as many
51:20
words as you want, but eventually you're gonna be like, you should probably
51:22
just have a kiwi and
51:24
then you'll get it. I
51:26
enjoy, you know, consciousness. I
51:29
enjoy, you know, like learning
51:32
and experiencing new things and psychedelics
51:35
are something that have been a great portal
51:37
to that.
51:38
Very interesting. I'm very interested and curious
51:40
in trying some of that myself. So perhaps
51:42
I'll, you know, perhaps I'll
51:45
sell a CD for $10 in a mushroom. That's
51:48
how you do it for everyone. That's how you get, it's a comedy,
51:51
it's the gateway to psychedelics. Oh yeah. And
51:54
then finally, Mike, tell us why you know and love Spider-Man.
51:56
Since I was a child, I've been reading
51:58
comic books.
51:59
Spider-Man has been, you know, it's one of my
52:02
longest relationships. I don't remember
52:04
a time when I wasn't familiar with Spider-Man,
52:06
like back to probably I remember being in
52:09
pre-K, like my nursery
52:11
school. And I was playing with a friend of
52:13
mine. I remember we would like play pretend being
52:15
like he was Spider-Man and I was
52:17
Hulk or vice versa. And so like from
52:20
the earliest I can remember, I
52:22
knew and loved Spider-Man. And now
52:24
they just they keep making movies and they keep
52:26
making the comics. And I haven't read
52:28
every Spider-Man comic
52:29
there is, but I think I've read more
52:32
than most people. I love them. Yeah, I
52:34
never took that off from Archie comics. That was that
52:36
was the only comic that I stayed with. So it's interesting that you
52:39
you went to that. Well, to summarize, Mike, you
52:41
said, you know, and love linguistics, psychedelics
52:43
and Spider-Man. Today, we're going to quiz you about
52:46
Spider-Man. Wow. Now,
52:49
there are different eras of Spider-Man, I aim to
52:51
understand. Is there a favorite of yours? I have
52:53
a great fondness for like in the 90s
52:55
when I think it was like Todd McFarlane was
52:57
drawing Spider-Man and Eric Larson is
52:59
one of my favorite comics creators, and he was
53:01
writing, I think, and drawing Spider-Man
53:04
for a time. And so I do fondly
53:06
remember that era. But also, I think
53:08
there's a cornucopia these days. We're
53:10
in like this, you know, utopian and utopian
53:14
slash dystopian world where everything
53:16
is available. I'll say now. Big
53:19
fan of the now Spider-Man. Yeah.
53:21
Anyone who found high school the favorite time of their life
53:24
cannot be trusted. Hahahaha. All
53:26
right, Mike, just ahead, we're going to enlist the help of a bona fide
53:29
expert in your topic with a question worth up to three
53:31
points. But before that, to let you show your love,
53:33
here are five trivia questions about it, each worth
53:35
one point. If you want it, you're allowed to hint for any two
53:38
of these five questions. Now, Jill, do listen closely,
53:40
because if Mike answers incorrectly, you could steal.
53:43
By the way, Jill, how much do you know about Spider-Man?
53:45
I have never read a Spider-Man
53:48
comic or seen a Spider-Man movie.
53:51
But I did read a book about the
53:53
Spider-Man musical.
53:54
Nice. So,
53:57
if there's an opportunity to turn off the dark,
53:59
you will be ready.
53:59
ready to jump in. All right, here's
54:02
question number one. Mike, Spider-Man
54:04
was created in the early 1960s. The
54:06
shared credit for his creation is sometimes
54:08
given to Steve Ditko, sometimes given
54:10
to Jack Kirby, but always given to
54:12
and gladly taken by what man
54:15
who was Marvel's then editor-in-chief?
54:17
Stan Lee. Helen? That
54:20
is correct. That is correct. Mike is on the board with
54:22
a point there. Fun fact, Stan Lee famously made cameos
54:25
in many of the Spider-Man films, and for
54:27
2021's Spider-Man No Way Home, the VFX
54:29
team
54:29
paid tribute to him by using his birthday
54:32
as the number of a taxicab on the iconic
54:34
bridge fight scene. Bruce Campbell,
54:36
by the way, also appears in many Spider-Man movies,
54:38
and he appeared on episode 110 of Go Fact Yourself.
54:42
All right, Mike, here's question number two.
54:44
From the first one in 2002 to the
54:46
one that came out just a few days ago in 2023, every
54:49
performer who has played Aunt May in
54:51
a Spider-Man feature film has been nominated
54:54
for an Oscar, not for playing Aunt
54:56
May, but still, yes. Now, two of those
54:58
actors have won Oscars, and one of them has won two
55:01
Oscars in 1980 and 1985. Which
55:03
Aunt May actor is this double Oscar winner?
55:06
I know that Marisa Tomei played Aunt
55:08
May, but I don't know if
55:10
she won, I know
55:13
she won one for
55:14
my cousin Vinny, I think,
55:16
but I don't feel like that was that early.
55:20
1980 and 1985. Yeah.
55:26
I think I'm gonna ask for a hint on this one. Okay,
55:28
how about that first hint, Helen? We
55:31
like her, we really like
55:33
her. You know, I really
55:36
appreciate the additional effort
55:38
that you went into there, but I'm
55:41
sad to report that most of my Spider-Man
55:43
knowledge is more literature-based
55:46
than cinematic, and so
55:48
I'm
55:49
going to say, even though I doubt it's
55:51
correct, Marisa Tomei. Helen,
55:54
is it Marisa Tomei?
55:55
It is not Marisa Tomei. No, I'm terribly
55:57
sorry, Mike. Jill, with a chance to steal. I'm
56:00
gonna say Sally Field. Helen.
56:03
That is correct. That is correct, yes it was Sally
56:05
Field. Good work Jill. Successful steal for
56:07
Jill. Yes, very gracious of Mike. Fun
56:09
fact, Sally Field won her Oscars for Norma
56:12
Rae and Places in the Heart. Rosemary
56:14
Harris, who played Aunt May as well, was nominated
56:17
for Tom and Viv. Lily Tomlin was nominated
56:19
for Nashville. And as you said, Mike Marisato
56:21
May won for My Cousin Vinny. All
56:24
right, here's question number three. Let's see if you can bounce
56:26
back. While his first title comic
56:28
was The Amazing Spider-Man was
56:30
published in 1963, there have since been many titles of
56:32
Spider-Man published by Marvel or its partners.
56:35
But which of the following is not one of
56:37
them? Is it The Astounding Spider-Man,
56:40
The Astonishing Spider-Man, The
56:42
Sensational Spider-Man, The Spectacular
56:45
Spider-Man, or The Superior
56:47
Spider-Man? I believe that The Astounding
56:50
Spider-Man is not one of them. Helen. That
56:53
is correct. There we go, we're back in gear, very nice. Fun
56:55
fact, there is a fan-written comic called The Astounding
56:58
Spider-Man as well as what seems to be an unauthorized
57:00
short film listed on IMDB. Superior
57:03
Spider-Man wasn't actually Spider-Man, but was
57:05
Dr. Octopus who had switched minds with Spider-Man
57:08
and then
57:08
made him get his doctoral degree. Which
57:11
is what you do usually when you try to switch minds with somebody.
57:13
An evil genius, yes. Yes, here's
57:16
question number four. As we record
57:18
this, the newest Spider-Man movie across the Spider-Verse
57:21
just had its opening weekend. The movie features
57:23
a lot of firsts, including the first film
57:25
appearance of the character Pavithir
57:27
Prabhakar, an Indian version
57:29
of Spider-Man that I probably mispronounced.
57:32
That character lives in what fictional city?
57:34
Mumbatan. Helen. That
57:37
is correct. That is correct, a combination
57:38
of Mumbai and Manhattan. Very
57:40
nice. In the comics, Pavithir
57:43
Prabhakar,
57:43
sorry, first appears
57:45
in Spider-Man India number one. His name
57:48
kind of sounds like Peter Parker, although
57:50
not when I say it. All right, very good
57:52
job, Mike. Here's question number five. You still have
57:54
a hint available. Spider-Man wasn't
57:57
just a hero to kids. He was also a hero
57:59
to companies who...
57:59
wanted to advertise to kids. One
58:02
such advertiser was Hostess, who
58:04
placed several comic ads in the Spider-Man
58:06
books where Spidey would just happen to
58:08
use a Hostess treat to save the day.
58:11
In one story called The Champ, Spidey
58:13
saves boxer Aldo Moomjay when
58:16
he was down for the count in an unfair fight
58:18
in the ring. How did Spidey use
58:20
a Hostess cupcake to save the day? My
58:22
goodness, that is certainly a deep
58:25
cut beyond the purview
58:28
of my immediate knowledge.
58:29
I'm gonna ask for that
58:32
hint, please. Helen, how about that second hint?
58:34
The referee never got passed
58:37
one, two. Did
58:40
Spider-Man shove
58:42
the Hostess product into the referee's
58:44
mouth? Helen? That is correct.
58:47
That is exactly correct, yes. He shoved a cupcake
58:49
in his mouth so he could not complete the knockout
58:52
count. Very nice. Fun fact, many
58:54
of the Hostess ads involve Spider-Man distracting
58:56
his enemies with cupcakes and fruit pies, but
58:59
one had him weighing down Demolition Derby's
59:01
hat weapon with Twinkies, allowing Spidey
59:03
easily to subdue the criminal. All
59:07
right, you did quite well in that mic, but now here's your
59:09
expert level question that requires multiple answers.
59:11
It is time for your
59:12
Cluster Fact. Ooh. We'll
59:16
be bringing on an expert to discuss your response.
59:19
Spider-Man's existence is both enriched and
59:22
complicated by the women in his life, from
59:24
Aunt May to Gwen Stacy to Mary
59:26
Jane Watson to the Black Cat,
59:29
his sometimes nemesis, sometimes love
59:31
interest. For up to three points, what
59:33
is the Black Cat's alter ego?
59:35
What injury does Spider-Man sustain
59:38
when she causes a wall to fall on him
59:40
in her first issue in 1979? And
59:43
what writer and editor co-created the
59:45
Black Cat with artists Keith Pollard
59:48
and Dave Cockrum? Her alter
59:50
ego is Felicia Hardy. Okay.
59:54
The injury that he sustained
59:56
when she dropped a wall on him,
59:59
I'm gonna say.
59:59
broken ribs, but
1:00:02
that's a shot in the dark for sure. And
1:00:06
I'll say that the editor is Tom DeFalco.
1:00:09
Tom DeFalco, all right. Helen is taking
1:00:11
note of those answers. We have an expert on hand who can
1:00:13
tell us for sure. Helen, who do we have tonight?
1:00:15
Joining us tonight is a legendary
1:00:17
and award-winning comics writer
1:00:19
and editor whose many accomplishments
1:00:22
include creating the character
1:00:24
of Black Cat in Spider-Man.
1:00:27
It's Marv Wolfman.
1:00:29
Hello Marv
1:00:31
Wolfman. Hello Marv Wolfman. Hi.
1:00:34
So wonderful that you joined us. Thank you for being here.
1:00:36
My pleasure. Well, Marv, my goodness, we'll talk about
1:00:38
Spider-Man specifically in a moment, but for our listeners,
1:00:41
just to understand, you are an editor-in-chief at Marvel.
1:00:43
You've written for animation plus for thousands
1:00:45
of comics, including Tomb of Dracula,
1:00:47
Superman, Batman, Green Lantern, Fantastic
1:00:50
Four, Daredevil, and Wonder Woman. You've
1:00:52
created or co-created characters including the new
1:00:55
Teen Titans, Blade, Bullseye,
1:00:57
Phantasm, Nova, Nightwing,
1:00:59
and Vigilante. You've won the Inkpot
1:01:01
Award, Three Eagle Awards, Two Jack Kirby
1:01:03
Awards, and have been inducted into the Eisner
1:01:05
Hall of Fame. Not too shabby.
1:01:08
And that's why I'm so tired. Ha ha ha ha
1:01:10
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Well,
1:01:12
it was good work that got you there. I was curious
1:01:14
to find out that of all of the thousands of
1:01:16
comics that you've written for, you found Fantastic
1:01:19
Four to be your favorite? No, Fantastic
1:01:21
Four was my favorite comic as
1:01:23
a reader. Oh, as a reader, okay. As a writer,
1:01:25
I actually had the most problems with the Fantastic
1:01:28
Four. Oh, tell us about that.
1:01:29
They're my favorite characters in terms of
1:01:31
Marvel Comics at that time. Spider-Man
1:01:33
was number one, Fantastic Four was two, but
1:01:35
as a book,
1:01:36
Fantastic Four was fabulous. But
1:01:39
it's a very, very tricky set of
1:01:41
characters to work out
1:01:44
as time goes by, because there's
1:01:46
a lot of very weird things that go place
1:01:49
that happen in the Fantastic Four that
1:01:51
aren't easy to bring up to date.
1:01:53
So it took me quite a while to learn how to write
1:01:56
that character. Spider-Man I
1:01:58
was able to do right away. Oh, interesting.
1:01:59
Well, let's talk about that. You wrote around 20
1:02:02
issues of Spider-Man back in that area. How
1:02:04
much of what you wrote do you actually remember when people
1:02:06
talk to you about it? I remember basically
1:02:09
the stuff, but I don't remember specific stories
1:02:11
in Spider-Man because I was trying
1:02:13
to figure out how to handle the character.
1:02:16
So I was worried about how to tell the stories.
1:02:18
I didn't want to be the guy who screwed it up. So
1:02:21
I really had to figure
1:02:23
out how Spider-Man worked
1:02:25
and what you had to do to make him work.
1:02:27
So I was really concerned about that. More
1:02:30
than necessarily
1:02:32
the little problems along the way. Sure. So
1:02:34
was there a particular key that unlocked that for you that you realized,
1:02:37
aha, that's how you write for Spider-Man. When you realize
1:02:39
that Peter Parker cannot succeed, that
1:02:42
every time he's so close to victory,
1:02:44
he falls back and fails.
1:02:47
That's where you begin with Spider-Man. It
1:02:49
seemed that a lot of what your acclaim from that time was
1:02:51
that you focused on Spider-Man's personal relationships.
1:02:54
You famously had him proposed to Mary Jane.
1:02:57
You had him meet this character, Black Cat. How
1:03:00
did you approach weaving these romantic stories
1:03:02
into the action of these comic
1:03:04
books? My view has always been as a
1:03:06
writer that by the time
1:03:08
you've read comics for two years,
1:03:10
you've read every fight thing. You've
1:03:13
read pretty much all of that stuff. So
1:03:15
the only thing of real interest that changes
1:03:18
constantly are characters.
1:03:20
You have to make the characters stronger. You have
1:03:22
to make the characters work. You have to find
1:03:24
the things that the characters love. And
1:03:26
then you have to find the things that the characters are
1:03:29
afraid of
1:03:30
or hate. Stan and Steve
1:03:32
Ditko really concentrated on the
1:03:34
character of Peter Parker and all
1:03:36
the secondary characters in that book. And
1:03:39
I was trying to follow Stan. So where did
1:03:41
the idea of Black Cat and her alter ego
1:03:43
come from? Well, I've mentioned this a lot of times
1:03:45
that most people don't believe it. There's an old
1:03:47
cartoon by Tech Shavery called Bad Luck
1:03:50
Blackie about a Black Cat
1:03:52
who causes bad luck. And I'm watching the
1:03:54
cartoon, Tech Shavery is one of the best
1:03:57
animation directors ever. And
1:03:59
I go,
1:04:00
this could be a real villain, this could
1:04:02
be a real character, and made
1:04:05
the Black Hat, created the Black Hat. What was
1:04:07
interesting about the Black Hat too, was it was
1:04:09
the very first female villain
1:04:11
that Spider-Man fought in all the years that
1:04:14
he had been
1:04:14
published before then. Wow, and that was about 20 years
1:04:17
up to that point. Yeah. Wow.
1:04:19
And you've also kind of essentially recreated some
1:04:21
classic characters as well. I know you're famous for
1:04:24
what you've done with Lex Luthor. Tell us about the approach
1:04:26
that you took with changing that character in a way
1:04:28
that really opened up the stories for Superman
1:04:30
comics more.
1:04:31
Well, as I say, I've been reading comics since the 1950s, and
1:04:35
every time you saw Lex,
1:04:37
he was in a gray suit in prison, and
1:04:39
then he would somehow
1:04:41
take out a weapon that he hid in his teeth
1:04:43
or something, create
1:04:45
a giant robot, and would break
1:04:47
out of prison, and then he'd have a fight with Superman,
1:04:50
and Superman would beat up the robot, and
1:04:53
destroy it, and take Luthor back to prison. I'm
1:04:55
going, if Luthor could create a giant
1:04:57
robot, who could do that, why is he bothering
1:04:59
to commit crimes? He made more money. He
1:05:02
made more money designing giant robots who
1:05:04
are deadly.
1:05:05
He could sell them to the military or stuff. So
1:05:08
my view was that, let's get rid of all that.
1:05:10
Let's get rid of that nonsense. Let him be
1:05:12
a businessman. Let him be a genius
1:05:15
scientist still, but he
1:05:18
was so smart Superman could never
1:05:20
figure out what he was doing or
1:05:22
how he was going to commit a crime or whatever. He
1:05:25
was smarter than Superman. Superman never had
1:05:27
to worry about
1:05:28
being super intelligent. He
1:05:30
had all of his powers. Luthor's powers
1:05:33
were that he was the smartest man on the planet.
1:05:36
You made him a capitalist, the ultimate evil.
1:05:39
Yes, I did. Yes,
1:05:41
I did. And because business,
1:05:44
he could be legal. And so
1:05:47
in between the business stuff, he could be doing
1:05:50
all the bad stuff, but he's so
1:05:52
smart you can't figure it out. Just like on
1:05:54
current capitalists. You were really
1:05:57
on the forefront ahead of the game.
1:05:59
of the hating the evil
1:06:02
billionaire. Yeah, I always
1:06:04
believe in that. It's
1:06:06
been said that second to Stan Lee, you maybe have
1:06:08
created more characters that have been seen in
1:06:10
TV's and movies and toys and animation
1:06:12
than anyone else. I'm curious, are
1:06:14
there any characters that you helped create that
1:06:17
you were surprised caught on or maybe
1:06:19
surprised didn't catch on? I was surprised
1:06:21
at how much people really love the death show
1:06:23
character. Because she
1:06:25
I didn't think I love the character.
1:06:28
And I think he's one of the more nuanced villains
1:06:30
that are out there. But I didn't think that's
1:06:33
the sort of nuance that I gave him married
1:06:36
kids. A lot of different things like that
1:06:38
that would go over with readers. But
1:06:40
they embraced him more than I possibly could have expected.
1:06:43
And because I love the character, I was thrilled.
1:06:46
And on the flip side, was there a character that you
1:06:48
thought, well, this one's going to be in all of the lunchboxes
1:06:50
and didn't quite make it there?
1:06:52
Yeah, I created one for Daredevil
1:06:55
when I was writing. Daredevil calls it a pedo.
1:06:58
And I really thought he would take off
1:07:00
and nobody was interested. So
1:07:02
after about the second appearance, I just never used
1:07:04
him again. Sometimes they win. Sometimes
1:07:07
you win. Sometimes you don't. Yes. Very good.
1:07:09
And then lastly, I want to ask you about your name
1:07:11
is Marv Wolfman, which sounds like a comic
1:07:14
book name. It seems like you're destined
1:07:16
to do what you do. No, I think they name comic book
1:07:18
characters after me. Not the one. Oh, is that what it
1:07:20
was? OK, very good. But I understand
1:07:22
that that being your real name led
1:07:25
in a roundabout way to writers getting
1:07:27
credits in comics.
1:07:28
Can you mind telling that story? It's a funny one,
1:07:30
because back in the 1960s,
1:07:33
when I broke into comics, I started in 1967 as a comic writer.
1:07:37
When you're writing books like House of Mystery and
1:07:39
House of Secrets, which were little sort
1:07:42
of semi horror books, if
1:07:44
you want to call them that, nobody ever
1:07:46
got credit. But what
1:07:48
the way that work was three different stories
1:07:50
and an issue. And you had a host character
1:07:54
who would introduce each story to
1:07:56
the reader. So you'd have an eight page story. But first,
1:07:58
the host would lead you to it.
1:07:59
So the host character, because
1:08:02
they knew that I wrote the story that was coming
1:08:04
up,
1:08:05
Jerry Conway, who wrote those interstitial
1:08:07
pages, wrote the following story
1:08:09
was told to me by a wandering wolfman.
1:08:12
It was a joke.
1:08:14
It was censored a comics code, as you had to
1:08:16
do back then. And they said, you can't use
1:08:18
that. You can't use that because we are
1:08:20
not allowing werewolves or vampires
1:08:23
or any of those in the comics. And DC said, that's
1:08:25
his name. It's truly his name. And
1:08:29
they said, well, then you're going to have to put a credit line
1:08:32
on it. And once I got the credit line
1:08:34
on it,
1:08:34
all the other writers were in it
1:08:36
as well. Wow. That is
1:08:38
so cool. It's because
1:08:41
your name was so cool. You changed
1:08:43
the whole industry.
1:08:44
What's interesting is you
1:08:46
can't see it. But right over there is
1:08:49
the page of artwork from the page
1:08:51
that has the mawp wolfman credit
1:08:53
for the first time. Oh, wow. I hung it
1:08:55
up on my wall and it's always been there. And
1:08:58
what was it like to see your name imprint on a comic for the
1:09:00
first time?
1:09:01
Really cool. Yeah, I can see. I can see a
1:09:03
huge smile on your face now. Still thinking
1:09:05
about it. All right. Well, let's get to the reason we brought you here
1:09:07
as far as our game is concerned. You heard the questions
1:09:10
that we asked of Mike. First, we wanted to know
1:09:12
in reference to the black cat, what is the black
1:09:14
cat's alter ego? Helen, what did Mike
1:09:16
say?
1:09:17
Mike said Felicia Hardy. And
1:09:19
Marv? Thumbs up. Yes. Thumbs up. That
1:09:21
is correct. For the point. Very nice, Mike. Next,
1:09:24
we wanted to know what injury does Spider-Man sustain
1:09:26
when she causes a wall to fall on him in
1:09:28
her first issue from 1979. Helen,
1:09:30
what did Mike say?
1:09:32
Mike said broken ribs. And
1:09:34
Marv? Dislocated arm. Yes.
1:09:36
Sorry. Sorry. Sorry about
1:09:39
that, Mike. I understand. I'm
1:09:41
sorry that I didn't retain it. That's all right.
1:09:43
Well, Mike, you're not the only one. Marv, do you
1:09:45
mind my telling him that we had to remind you
1:09:48
of that fact the other day? It's
1:09:51
only been 50 years since I wrote it. I can't
1:09:53
possibly imagine why. Yes. Hopefully
1:09:56
that makes you feel better, Mike. It sure does. And
1:09:58
finally, we wanted to know what writer and editor.
1:09:59
editor, co-created the Black Cat with artists
1:10:02
Keith Pollard and Dave Cockrum. Helen, what
1:10:04
did Mike say? Mike said Tom
1:10:06
DeFalco. And Marv? Mike is
1:10:08
wrong again. Oh. Why do
1:10:10
you take so much joy in saying that, I'm wondering?
1:10:14
Marv, my apologies. I'm
1:10:17
sorry, but it is a great
1:10:19
honor. I have read so many comics
1:10:21
with your name on them that I now
1:10:23
know wouldn't have existed without
1:10:26
you. I mean, I knew that they wouldn't, but
1:10:28
I didn't even know that your name wouldn't have
1:10:30
been on them without you. So it's
1:10:33
a pleasure. Thank you so much. My pleasure.
1:10:35
And Mike, is there anything else you'd like to ask or say
1:10:37
to Marv while we have him here? Marv, are you working
1:10:39
on things still? Are you writing? Are
1:10:41
you creating? What are you up to? I just signed a
1:10:43
contract to do a graphic novel. Can't
1:10:46
say what it is, but
1:10:48
it's a graphic novel. It'll be a couple hundred pages.
1:10:51
Wow. So I'm really looking forward to getting
1:10:53
to work on it. Excellent. Amazing. And
1:10:56
one final question. If listeners out there
1:10:59
don't know that they've read your work or haven't
1:11:01
yet read your work, what comics
1:11:03
would you direct them to as a good place to
1:11:06
start as an
1:11:07
entryway to your work? Great question. If you're
1:11:09
a Marvel fan, Tumor Dracula. Marvel
1:11:12
has published several hardcover editions.
1:11:14
So you could find the entire 63 issues
1:11:18
I wrote published there. That's probably
1:11:21
the first major success
1:11:23
that I had. DC, either
1:11:25
New Teen Titans or Crisis
1:11:28
on Infinite Earths, as well as my Superman
1:11:30
stories. Excellent. Great question. Great answers.
1:11:32
A lot to absorb if you're trying to be
1:11:35
a Marv Wolfman completist. Thank you
1:11:37
so much for joining us. If people want to find out more
1:11:39
about your work and what you're up to, where can they do that? MarvWolfman.com.
1:11:42
Excellent. Thank you so much for joining us. What an honor. Marv
1:11:45
Wolfman, everybody. Take care. Awesome.
1:11:47
All right, Helen, what is our score as we head into the final
1:11:49
round?
1:11:50
At the end of that round, Jill Twiss has
1:11:52
nine points and Mike Kaplan has five and a half
1:11:54
points. All right, now it is time for our final
1:11:56
round we call Fast Facts. I'll read 10
1:11:59
statements and each can
1:11:59
will answer with true or false.
1:12:02
I'll start with Jill and alternate between each guest.
1:12:05
Each correct answer is worth one point. Again,
1:12:07
please answer each statement with true or
1:12:09
false. Here we begin. Jill,
1:12:12
there's a Nobel Prize for economics. Chih.
1:12:15
Correct. Mike, there's a Nobel Prize for cookbooks. False.
1:12:18
Correct. Jill, a Nobel Prize winning
1:12:20
economist wrote a cookbook. Chih.
1:12:23
Correct. Yes, it was called Cooking to Save Your Life by Abhijit
1:12:25
Banerjee, which I'm also probably mispronouncing.
1:12:28
My apologies. Mike, celebrated
1:12:29
rapper Eminem wrote a cookbook. False.
1:12:33
Correct. Jill, celebrated rapper Coolio wrote a
1:12:35
cookbook. True. Correct.
1:12:38
Mike, celebrated rapper 2 Chainz wrote a cookbook.
1:12:40
False. Incorrect. No, he really did.
1:12:43
Jill, the 2 Chainz cookbook came packaged
1:12:45
with a 2 Chainz album. True. Correct.
1:12:48
Mike, the 2 Chainz cookbook came with a disclaimer
1:12:50
from his record label. True. Correct.
1:12:54
Yep, use of these recipes is at your own risk. Universal
1:12:56
Music Group is not responsible for the outcome of
1:12:58
any recipe. Jill, one
1:13:00
of 2 Chainz recipes is for teriyaki salmon.
1:13:03
True. Correct. Mike, the first instruction
1:13:05
in 2 Chainz recipe for teriyaki salmon
1:13:07
is put on your Versace apron. True.
1:13:11
Correct. Jill, Versace makes an apron. False.
1:13:14
Incorrect. No, they really do. Mike, a Versace
1:13:16
apron retails on its website for $400. True.
1:13:20
Correct. Jill, but it comes with oven mitts.
1:13:23
True. Correct. Mike, it also comes
1:13:25
with a set of dish towels. False.
1:13:28
Incorrect. Jill, it also comes with a chef's
1:13:29
hat. True. Incorrect.
1:13:32
No, that would be ridiculous. All right, I wanna thank Mike and
1:13:34
Jill as Helen tabulates the final score. Helen,
1:13:37
are you ready to announce the winner of today's episode?
1:13:40
I'm ready to announce it. All right,
1:13:42
yeah,
1:13:43
at the end of the game, Jill Twiss
1:13:45
has 14 points and Mike Kaplan has 9 1,500 points.
1:13:48
A very high scoring game for both of you, but congratulations
1:13:51
Jill. You are the fact team champion on Go
1:13:53
Fact Yourself. Jill, what will you do with your championship?
1:13:56
I'm gonna sneak a little
1:13:58
bit of hot chocolate in my coffee. The
1:14:01
psychedelics of the children's
1:14:04
book world. All right, we're gonna wrap
1:14:06
things up by giving everyone here a chance to mention or
1:14:08
promote anything they might like. Jill Twist,
1:14:10
where do you have to work and people find you?
1:14:12
You can find me on social media at
1:14:14
my name, it's Jill Twist. Excellent, thank
1:14:17
you so much for joining us. Jill Twist, Mike
1:14:19
Kaplan, where can people find you and what you're up to? You
1:14:21
can do that by a similar way,
1:14:24
Mike Kaplan, M-Y-K-A-P-L-A-N
1:14:27
on social media. You can search for my albums
1:14:30
on Spotify or whatever platform you'd like
1:14:32
to get standup albums at. My most recent
1:14:34
one is called AKA. I do have a new
1:14:36
Drybar special out on the Drybar Comedy
1:14:39
app. You can get a free month
1:14:41
of Drybar by using the promo code, Mike
1:14:43
Kaplan, spelled that way at the
1:14:46
drybarcomedy.com website
1:14:48
for a monthly subscription. And
1:14:51
I have the two podcasts you mentioned at the top
1:14:53
of the show that I won't repeat. And
1:14:55
I also have a Substack newsletter
1:14:57
I send out once a week, mikekaplan.substack.com,
1:15:01
and you can subscribe for even more.
1:15:03
And also, most of that information is at mikekaplan.com.
1:15:06
Sorry I said it all. No, I appreciate
1:15:08
you doing it. I'm very impressed with how prolific you are and
1:15:10
on many, many platforms. Mike Kaplan, everybody.
1:15:13
Thank you. Ladies and gentlemen, my hosting partner is the lovely,
1:15:15
the talented, the Helen, the
1:15:16
Hong. Helen Hong, where can people find you? You can
1:15:18
stream my comedy album, Well, Hong,
1:15:21
on Amazon Prime, Apple TV+, YouTube,
1:15:24
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me on the socials at funnyhelenhong,
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Nope. Not funny, but you are Helen Hong. And
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spelled out. That just leaves me to thank Jill Twiss,
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Saltzberg, Marv Wolfman, and thank you for
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listening and supporting our show at maximumfun.org.
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learn random facts We really enjoy listening
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to it in the car and testing our knowledge even
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our one-year-old likes it Thanks, blah blah
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a one-year-old Go
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fact yourself is a panel quiz program devised
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and produced by Jim Newman and Jakey Fence Stratton
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comes to you via Transcription from various
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homes across the world questions
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were compiled by the trivia industrial complex
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We are produced in collaboration with maximum
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fun Maximum fun senior producers
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Laura Swisher associate producer and
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editor and White House bunny is
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Julian Burrell our show engineer
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and White House rescue dog is
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Dave McKeever our theme song and
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incidental music were written and performed by Jonathan
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Green Research assistance provided by
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Adam Needham quiz assistance provided by
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graphics by Eric Tran added
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support from Dave Bianchi and Christine Vellotta
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Special thanks to Brenda Bowen at the book
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group Amy Burgess at the NYU
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Tisch School of the Arts Rachel Sheinkin
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Jose Vega David Lindsay a bear
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I've been Helen Hong let's
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go look at spider-man and The
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25th annual Putnam County spelling bee bees
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and spiders. Oh Maximum
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