You need it. You want it. You know just how to get it, and you will. Oh yes you will! Goodbye July is off to the races and we are collectively doing a God Awful job. We are all losers here. Listen in as we discuss giving up masturbation, drinking, talking about our exes and delicious, delicious meat. The struggle is real people. Matt brings a side splitting Uber Minute, finally delivering on his promises. Phillip and Andrew join for 'I know that movie!' And Producer Mike gets a nice lesson in Taylem is faking it until he makes it. Listen, subscribe, visit our website to submit your Hat Tapics and join the conversation!